#YOURE DEAD
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Enki would kill anyone who dares plagiarize his work
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Hey Chris silly hypothetical super funny random thought but if I swallowed a container of Fluoroantimonic acid just for the sillies what would I do haha
I—THERE WOULD BE NO DOING ANYTHING!! YOU'D BE DEAD
#Rebecca told ne what that was#youre dead#theres no coming back#you should be mush#ask chris redfield
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Any other one piece fans (when trying to encourage people to watch/read one piece) hold back from being like “You think Berserk made you cry? You wouldn’t survive One Piece.” “One Piece will make you cry like no other piece of art you’ve ever consumed in your life.”?
#I’m at the end of water seven/enies lobby and I know what happens because I read the manga and it DID make me cry then too#but the anime just made me sob like a freaking baby#WHY IS LIKE THIS#LIKE THAT GUY KNOW HOW TO FUCKING WRITE#YOU PUT A SOMEWHAT GOOD SOUNDTRACK ON IT TO REACH INTO THE EXACT PART OF YOUR SOUL ODA GOES AFTER#AND BLAAAAAM#YOURE DEAD#Like One Piece— I’m sorry none one piece for what I’m about to say—#but one piece should not be on the same playing field as top teir mangas. they just aren’t the same.#everyone who is grabbed by one piece by episode one knows what I’m saying.#I’m sorry happy One Piece has surpassed Harry Potter. Next the Bible.#One Piece = The Bible jokes are actually starting to get out of control#there’s so many typos in these tags#AND I DO MEAN READ BERSERK WHO WATCHES BERSERK#ON RECOMMENDATION?! nah never watch berserk
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I've been learning a lot of crap about the army and I just discovered "battle buddies" and I so badly want to text my brother (yes at 1am on a tuesday) and say "how triggered would you be if I asked you where your battle buddy is" 😂
#for context#my brother had to go through basic training twice#so imagine 20 weeks of a drill sergeant screaming at you#whenever youre alone#YOURE DEAD#WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR BATTLE BUDDY#YOURE DEAD LAY DOWN#DEAD#*stabby stabby stab stab*#i think my brother would come kick my ass#he would be mega triggered i think#that...or#he might just laugh idk#but i wanna do it so bad#wheres your battle buddy#battle buddies#where they at
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Hello otter‼️‼️‼️🤭🤭😎😎😈😈😈🫵🫵🫵
kills you
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"oh wow i thought this fandom was dead" you ignorant slut no fandom is ever truly dead. there will always always always be at least three mentally unwell freaks on the internet irrelevant-posting about their little blorbo(s) who have not been relevant for fifty years. this is the way of the world and they are stronger than you will ever be you FOOL
#i dont trust people without highly niche irrelevant interests#join a small and nearly dead fandom near you TODAY#it is your civic duty#shut the fuck up suzie#fandom
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova#UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away.#then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again.#ria.txt#personal#space opera au#(<- not about what you think is about)#hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good.#xkcd#randall munroe#space#moon#anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!#ok this is about false and ren from hermitcraft#falseren
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"Waa why aren't fandoms fun anymore" because you keep policing people's headcanons, make fun of cosplayers,make fun of selfshipers, make fun of beginner artists and just make fun of people for having fun 😐
#like shocker if your making fun of people for having fun they place won't be fun#fandom culture#anti cringe culture#cringe culture is stupid#fandoms#cringe is dead
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be free!!
#surkeart#my art#cringe culture is dead#keep doing what makes you happy no matter what others think#youre awesome#sonic#furby#long furby#furry#fursuit#brony#mlp#naruto#cosplay#gengar#people#trans#DO NOT REPOST thanks
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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.
All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.
#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day#and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi#he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes#but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently
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lead balloon (the tumblr post that saved me)
if this comic resonated with you, it would mean the world to me if you donated to this palestinian family's escape fund.
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no creative notes because this isn't that kind of comic.
I know I don’t owe any of you anything but I still felt compelled to write about my long term absence. And I feel far enough away from the dangerous spot I was in to be able to make this comic. I have a therapist now, and she agreed that making this could be a very cathartic gesture, and the start of properly leaving these thoughts behind me. I am still, at seemingly random times, blindsided by fleeting desires to kill myself. They’re always passing urges, but it’s disarming, and uncomfortable. I worry sometimes that my brain’s spent so long thinking only about suicide that it’s forgotten how to think about anything else. Like, now that I've opened that door for myself, I'll never be able to fully shut it again. But I’m trying my best to encourage my mind in other directions. We'll see how that goes.
I am still donating all proceeds from my store to Palestinian causes. So far, I've donated over $15K, not including donations coming from my own pocket or the fundraising streams which jointly raised around $10K. In the time since I made my initial post about where this money would be going, the focus has shifted from aid organisations to directly donating to escape funds.
If you'd like to do the same, you can look at Operation Olive Branch, which hosts hundreds of Palestinian escape funds or donate to Safebow, which has helped facilitate the safe crossing and securing of important medical procedures for over 150 at-risk palestinians since the beginning of the genocide.
#cw: suicidal ideation#cw: suicide#cw: self harm#cw: mental health#cw: depression#i made the balloon the main representation of my self destructive urges for a reason but im not going to explain it#i tried to keep a lot of the details in this vague#it would be my worst nightmare if this comic encouraged someone to hurt themselves#so. please dont#for a long time even the thought of making this comic felt so insipid and narcissistic#with the state of the world as it is#having the only threat to your life be yourself felt so privileged and trite and shameful#but doing this comic made me sit down and process things in full#and im just. very grateful i didn't give in to my thoughts back when i sincerely felt i'd be more useful to the world dead#i also feel the need to say that this wont represent everyone's battle with mental illness. its unfortunately different for all of us#there is no fix-all#and im afraid this might be one of those comics that either resonates a lot or misses the target by a mile#i made it for myself foremost. and now that its done im glad i did it#thank you for reading#and please stay alive#stillindigo art#stillindigo comics
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to moving forward
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jjk art#yuji itadori#gojo satoru#fushiguro megumi#nobara kugisaki#itadori yuuji#megumi fushiguro#jjk spoilers#satoru gojo#jjk manga spoilers#hina.comic#before any1 says anything i KNOw his birthday is in december ik ik ik this is just 2 show some post-battle bonding after the trauma#its winter in canon n megumi's birthday has passed and he spent it being piloted like a mech so they need to celebrate Now!!#also this was technically a request lmao anon wanted megumi birthday angst hehehehhe i hope u like it <3 bc it KILLED ME DEAD#im going to collapse remember when i said this wasnt harder than the hydrangeas im having second thoughts#page 8 made me want to bash my head in#could have stuck with one flashback image could have left them monochrome could have done literally anything 2 ease the workload#but noooo the chronic overachiever in me would not allow it#rule of threes i had to include all of them and they Had to be in colour it wouldn't have hit the same if i had kept it monochrome#i needed it to look how childhood memories look i needed it to look oversaturated and hazy and fond but unmistakably Gone#it may have killed me but im so proud of this rn like from an art style perspective these megumis and yuujis r top tier by my standards#personal favourites r the first and last panel of crying megumi like not 2 pat myself on th back but expression?????? hello??????#enjoy your cake megumi you've earned it <333 sorry fr hurting ur feelings it will happen again#oh my god i can sleep tonight bless <333 and i met my 3 day deadline NICE im so good at what i do
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the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself
#lucinda.txt#when i was 20 my theater teacher died and i thought i was also going to die#when i was 23 my childhood cat died and it was awful#all my grandparents are dead. liam payne from one direction has died.#it's like... okay. and you still have to wake up and go to work!#& i guess the idea is one day you'll get better at losing things#one day you just won't CARE that your childhood is over#i guess. but i doubt it.#1k#2k#5k
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Spoilers for "Odysseus"
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#epic the musical#epic the ithaca saga#the ithaca saga#epic odysseus#You know you're dead when your name is “Suitor 3”#epic the musical spoilers#song lyrics#jorge rivera herrans
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caterina: i have made the Perfect Assassin
rook: you fucked up a perfectly good househusband is what you did. look at him. he’s got anxiety
#if caterina has no haters im dead#i know lucanis still loves her and i respect that but that does NOT mean i have to!!!!!#i have a lot of thoughts about her and how their dynamics fit into like. The Way Italian Families Work#she’s such an interesting and tragic character when you dig into Why she’s like that#but first and foremost i am a hater. how dare you do all that to your boys. killing her in my mind#datv#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age#lucanis dellamorte#caterina dellamorte#rookanis#lucanis x rook
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