#YOUR MOM IS ADOPTING THAT HC
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What is/was your character’s relationship with their mother like?
Character Development Questions: Hard Mode
Having been surrendered to the Skid Row Home for Boys as a baby, Seymour never truly knew his birth mother. The only thing he ever really managed to find out about her was her name, Winifred Krelborn, which was helpfully written on the birth certificate he had been left with (strangely, the spot for his father's name was mysteriously left blank).
At the time she exited his life, he had been much, much too young to have formed any lasting memories of her. He often finds himself wondering if she ever truly cared for him— if she ever felt any regret towards leaving him at the orphanage, or if she simply abandoned her unwanted child as soon as she could and never thought about him again.
...Given that he was presumably born on Skid Row, he strongly suspects the latter, but there is a part of him deep down that still hopes otherwise.
#every other sunday off (ooc)#mixedmysteries#answered asks#i have?????? vague headcanons as to where seymour came from????? and how he thinks about the parents he presumably didnt know#its something the movie and the musical dont really touch on other than 'hes an orphan' so it's basically free real estate#my hc for seymour's mom's name comes directly from the 1960s version of the movie where he DOES have a mom btw!!#thought it'd be a fun lil easter egg to include :)#also seymour may have sort of an adoptive father figure (mushnik) but bro is absolutely LACKING in the maternal department#(so if any older female muses ever wanna step in and act motherly towards him this is your invitation)
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anon asked: Why Ryouta? Accepting Randomness

I have no idea if this is ooc or for a specific thing nonny, I am truly sorry. So I'm going to answer this OOC & How I took it. If it's wrong, hit me up.
My HC on my original Ry blog for the name Akihiro. Found here
OOC convo with a close friend found here & here
I went online a few different times and picked out the same name. Funny story. I found a english website with really weird translations for Japanese names. To them Ryouta meant 'big dick energy' & i was dying so I figured Ry would too.
#anon ask#daken hc#about daken#daken ask#yes he named himself big dick energy#your welcome#that moment when you remember for seven years his adoptive mom tried to off him thru his nannies#sad times
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AU where none of the JL know about the batkids for a while. But they recently have found out that Bruce Wayne is the batman. So honestly... none of them are that surpised when they realise just how many batkids there are because ... Bruce Wayne gets around yk? Might have been cruel of him to force all his kids to be vigilantes with him but it's the Batman what are u going to do?
The batkids realise that the JL thinks they are all Bruce Wayne's bastard (/polite) children. And all of them (except Damien) are so happy to play along with it
Dick: *casually walking into a JL meeting with a sword impaled into him* Bruce, Damien is trying to kill me for the inheritance!
Bruce: ... medbay. Now.
Jason answering some of the question the JL had about them: yeah so he just hides us until he gets annoyed enough with the current Robin. Then he kicks them out and starts over with the younger sibling. *everyone turns to look at Batman in horror*
Bruce: That's not -
Jason: and he only acknowledges you as his child again after you do something impressive enough. ... it took me becoming a crime lord for him to un-disinherit me.. :(
Bruce: No-
Jason: Why else do u think i have a grave at Wayne Manor? He said I was dead to him until I buck up.. :'(
Bruce: *walking away. Cannot handle this.*
Steph: Oh why do we all look so different? Did you really think Brucie would limit himself to a single type??
JL: ... checks out. Yeah
JL: *getting very concerned now* Hey kid, so.. Where's ur mom *surely she will be the safer choice*
Tim: Dead. *walks away no explanation*
JL: *are all their mothers? Does Batman? ... are we ok with teaming up with a mom murderer just because he's Batman?*
JL: *still not fully convinced. walking up to Oracle doing cool Oracle tingz (also slightly illegal tingz, so she's slightly worried they're here to tell her to stop)* ... so Batman's not ur dad right?
Barbara: *fully aware of where this is going and finds it hilarious so just for the jokes says:* yes he is.
JL: but we thought-
Barbara: *who was the one to teach Dick to be the absolute Drama Queen he is, has tears welling up in her eyes at will, sniffling* why would you say he isn't? You think just because I was never a Robin he doesn't want me as much-
JL: No no *oh god they made Batman's kid cry* But ur last name is Gordon?! As in Commissioner Gordon??
Barbara: .. yeah? He's also my dad? You got a problem with that? ... I'm gonna tell Bruce. Rainbow Batman is gonna kick ur ass. *switches on comms with Batman who is fighting an alien rn* Bruce, you've got to hear what ur friends are saying
Cass: ... *wants to be a part of the joke but the JL is still too afraid of her to approach her*
JL: ...
Cass: *walks up to them* Batman is not dad.
JL: oh?
Cass: He's mom. *walks away. High fives Tim*
JL: *Trying their luck again because one of these kids has to have a mom right?* Hey kid, so is ur mom still u know..
Duke:...
JL: is she still alive?
Duke: yeah of course she's alive
JL: *collective sigh of relief* oh so where is she?
Duke: in a mental asylum. *walks away*
...
Finally, they have to come clean when someone in the JL sees DickxBabs or StephxCass PDA (well it probably wasn't meant to be public) and freaks out because that's your half-sibling!?!
...
JL: So Robin, what happened to ur parents to make Bruce adopt u?Damien: he didn't have to. *kind of smug* I am his blood son
JL: oh cmon kid, they already told us about the joke ok? U don't have keep it up
Damien: Wha- No, I'm not lying!! They were but I'm not! I am a Wayne!JL: .. sure kid sure..
Also yes in this hc it's all of the JL just going as group from one kid to the next trying to figure this shit out
#batman#bruce wayne#batfam#dc comics#jason todd#red hood#batdad#nightwing#dick grayson#tim drake#red robin#stephanie brown#spoiler dc#oracle dc#barbara gordon#cassandra cain#orphan dc#damien wayne#dc robin#messing with the justice league is a batfamily hobby#getting to mess with the justice league and annoy bruce at the same time is a dream come true
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Hello !
Can I ask platonic fluff for homicipher?
Like, reader is a little child who falls into this other world. And the reaction of Mr crawling, Mr scarletella, Mr Hood, Mr silvhair, Mr hugeface and Mr chopped upon seeing thus little raincoat wearing child, walking around with a crowbar.
Thanks !
Homicipher guys find a child! HC
Platonic fluff!
Mr Hood and Mr crawling getting best dad awards!
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Mr. Crawling
Confused at first, this is the first time he's ever seen a human this tiny.
Sure humans have come and gone into this world but this one is so small, and seems to have big eyes.
Once he sees how helpless the child is, protect mode is on!
Probably lets you nap on his back as he crawls around.
This man is the creator of those baby wraps. He found a sheet and thought.
Baby nap on back, but baby fall, tie baby, baby no fall.
Now you're Inna baby wrap on his back as he crawls around.
You've been adopted.

Mr. Scarletella
Would not do anything because he would never bring a child into this world, but let's say the child just appears there or gets in by accident.
No care in the world, it can survive on its own.
I'm sorry but this man doesn't care.

Mr. Hood
Just like Mr. Crawling he takes on the protector/dad role.
Constantly carrying you around in his arms. You're just so tiny and could get hurt or stepped on!
Takes the responsibility of teaching you their language.
Probably asks Mr Gap to get him those mom magazines. You know the ones that day microwaves give cancer and naps are a must.
Poor man believes all of it and gets even more protective.
When nap time comes you're sleeping soundly as he pets your back repeatedly.
Over all sweetheart trying his best.
Over protective.

Mr. Silvair
He has experience taking care of something small that gets in trouble, after all he is close with Mr. Chopped.
Loves to research you, why are you chubbier in the arms? Why are your cheeks puffy? Why are your eyes so big?
His brain says human, but his eyes say different.
Why are you so different from other humans?
Why are you... Stupid?
You're stressing this man out and making him doubt his knowledge of humans.

Mr. Chopped.
HE is baby.
He cannot take care of one! He doesn't have a body! (Or maturity to take care of one)
Probably seen as a toy by you and dislikes you like he dislikes the Hooded child.
Mercy on him.
Let's say he has a body.
Did you see those claw-like fingers? He's not safe to be around for a baby!
Will probably accidentally hurt you.
Also I believe that he hides and doesn't interact with people in his odd, violent state.
But what if he's normal? Normal personality but with a body!
He's still baby.
He's dramatic and childish.
Will pout if you pout.
Great... Now Mr. Silvair has two headaches

Mr. Hugeface
Ohhh?!!
You're so adorable!
Accidentally commits child abuse.
Doesn't realize that a child needs protection and love and help.
You bump into something and cry? He thinks it's adorable.
Yeah don't let a child around him.

Mr. Gap
Sees them and goes "nope! ".
He's not dealing with that.
Oh wait... Did you just smile at him?
Did you just laugh?
He tries to jump scare you for little reactions but you only laugh?!
Confused, frustrated, he likes you but won't admit it.
Will not raise you but would love to hang out with you.
Scaring people together. Making pranks and causing mischievous stuff.
Won't ask for body parts. This is his special friend

Mr. Machete
WHY?!
Why is there a child within 10 yards of this guy?!
In all fairness would probably just ignore you.
What's that? A weak being? Meh.
This world is filled with weird stuff, like that black ball that bullies Mr chopped.
You're just another oddity.

Mr. Masque
Oh? Intriguing.
You clap and enjoy his show?
He is most delighted!
If he decided to take care of you your life will be filled of wonder.
Magic everywhere. Will probably grow up to know some of his tricks and some are just impossible for a human to do..
I think he's very gentle and has a great charm
(Can you tell I like him??)
#homicipher scarletella#homicipher mr chopped#homicipher mr crawling#homicipher fanfiction#homicipher x reader#homicipher x you#homicipher x mc#mr crawling x reader#mr silver#mr hood#mr crawling#mr machete x reader#mr machete#mr masque#x reader#homicipher#mr hood x reader#mr hugeface#mr scarletella#mr gap#mr gap x reader#mr scarletta#mr silvair x reader#homicipher mr silvair#mr silvair#mr crawling x you#mr crawling x mc#mr chopped x reader#mr chopped head
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How is Celine?

Prompt : How is Celine dealing with the aftermath?
Request (Anon) : Hi! I've read almost everything and everything and I'm such a huge fan of your HCs! I'd like to ask about how did Celine take the news? I'd assume she knew the Saja Boys were demons during the movie, but now after with the Huntr/x basically being friends (That may or may not have romantic feelings for each other) with them, I wonder how's she's taking it. (I feel like she'd hate the masses shipping Jinu and Rumi)
Author's Note : If your seeing this again pretend you didn't see it the first time lol. Tumblr decided not to work with me together and i had to delete the original post. Hence why i typed out the anonymous request above. Enjoy!!
Before i begin, one of my favourite theories about Celine and Rumi’s mom is this one from reddit : Celine killed Rumi’s Mom
Anyways just wanted to let you guys know.
One thing i’ve thought about would be Mira and Zoey’s reactions to finding out Rumi had pleaded with Celine to kill her.
At first they’d be mad at themselves for their reactions when finding out Rumi was a demon. Figuring it was the final push she needed to attempt to seek suicide.
But even then, they would direct their anger at Celine.
Celine was the one who constantly told Rumi to cover up.
And while she had a point about being careful, she was more or less instilling fear about being betrayed by her friends into Rumi’s mind.
Rumi didn’t just hide her patterns and everything, she more or less hid half of herself all the time.
And when she eventually broke down it was because the one person who was supposed to help her through everything had failed her and made her ashamed of existing from the beginning.
She was lowkey planting seeds of doubt in Rumi causing her to be even more closed up you know?
And they would hate her for it so much.
Mira would just glare at the woman in disappointment whenever they cross paths.
I feel like she is incredibly protective of Rumi and Zoey as they’re more or less her main family.
Seeing as Celine tried to hurt her family, Mira would be the last person to even consider forgiving her.
Zoey would still keep in touch with Celine but very very low contact.
She would only talk to her in case the girls need help with training or anything like that.
Rumi would stay away from her.
After realizing what kind of world Celine wanted to exist, basically one where imperfections weren’t shown (aka demons), she forces herself to accept that they have different ideals.
Rumi is a demon. One of her parents were. Jinu is. And she wants a world where that truth can exist freely.
Celine doesn’t.
They don't want the same future.
Low contact.
I think Celine would definitely be in complete opposition to everything that the girls choose to do in the future.
But seeing as the girls probably set major boundaries with her, she’s forced to keep these opinions to herself.
For example :
The Honmoon was more of an iridescent colour at the end of the movie. It wasn’t gold.
To Celine, the whole point of the hunters existing was to kill demons and turn the Honmoon gold. But that's not what's happening anymore and she disapproves.
She’s probably also in fear of what's gonna happen to the demons now but stays silent.
But the amount of guilt this woman must feel.
Imagine your more or less “adoptive” daughter coming up to you and asking you to take her life.
She needs therapy.
Not only does she carry guilt from the death of Rumi’s mom (whether she killed her or if she just died) but she was also forced to deal with the constant decision of what to do if Rumi ever turned evil on them.
She’s so fearful of everything and that leads to her almost ruining everything.
Her fear of the demons.
Her fear of love (not just romantic. Even about whether the love between the girls would hold if they found out Rumi was part demon)
Her fear of change.
I don’t think she’d mind the shipping that much actually.
Like at first she would hate it. (This is before the whole gwi-ma defeat thing)
She’d worry that Jinu would bring out the demon-side of Rumi or that he was using her against the Honmoon (which he kinda was doing at first)
She also has the “all demons are evil and we must kill” mindset too so she’d want Rumi to kill Jinu.
After the Gwi-ma defeat, and finding out Jinu gave his soul to Rumi I feel like she’d have a minor change of heart.
One of Rumi’s parents were a demon and they fell for a human and had a kid. For that to occur the demon must’ve been a wonderful person for the human to do all that you know?
Then it happens again with Rumi and Jinu, except Jinu sacrifices himself for Rumi.
I feel as though something would snap in Celine’s brain.
Not all demons are bad.
Some of them are capable of human emotions.
Some are capable of love.
She’d still be slightly disapproving but wouldn’t say much.
Regarding the other girls, she’d be more wary of their ships.
Like, she knows Jinu loves Rumi. But she got no idea what Abby, Romance or Mystery has going on in their minds.
She has STRONG opinions on Mystery (barking dude. really????)
She’d see too much of an animalistic side in him.
Not just because he was barking at a fan lol
I feel like Mystery is the most closed off and seems like he’d understand human customs the slowest of everyone.
This makes him seem more demonic to Celine and therefore a danger.
She wouldn’t worry so much about Mira cause she knows that the pink girl can handle herself.
Also doesn’t want Mira to push her even farther away for trying to interfere with her love life.
Would like to say that if she ever met Baby, he would 100% torture her in very moral ways for hurting the girls.
He would ruin her mentally and emotionally torment her whenever he got the chance.
He hates the woman.
However, if there is anyone who hates Celine more than Baby it would be herself.
She now lives in a world that truly doesn’t need her.
The girls have made amazing hunters and have a new vision for what they want the world to be like.
All her knowledge is based on the past and is truly no longer needed.
After she let down the girls they more or less move on without her
She spends most of her time wondering what she could've done differently.
I don’t think she would've changed in any lifetime.
Her love for Rumi would always be conditional.
ALSO!!! She’d grieve Rumi
I know she was never a complete Mom to Rumi but she was somewhat of a mother figure.
Though her love was conditional she did love Rumi like a daughter.
Losing Rumi’s trust and losing her relationship with her would definitely triple the pain.
She'd have to grieve the loss of love from a daughter she was never able to fully love.
She watches their concerts and streams and lives because it seems to be the only way she gets updated on their lives anymore.
Like i said earlier, she definitely needs therapy but she won’t seek it.
She thinks her suffering is the punishment she deserves.
#kpop demon hunters#kdh#jinu kdh#rumi kdh#kdh zoey#saja boys#kdh spoilers#huntr/x#huntrix#jinu#mira kdh#jinu x rumi#rumi#mira#zoey#k pop demon hunters#baby saja#mystery saja#abby saja#romanca saja#jinu saja#kpdh#rumi kpdh#jinu kpdh#zoey kpdh#mira kpdh#zoeystery#miromabby#rujinu#celine kpdh
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Dad!Luci HCS

• Hcs of this post.
After adopting you, Lucifer called his most trusted Friends and told them about you.
He also rant to them how unfair it was that you ended in hell but at least he now had a New Kid!!
His most loyal friend its Stolas who wants to meet you asap!! He is going go bring lots of gifts to you. If you ever express some kind of liking towards the space then Stolas its going to teach you all about them.
Calls Charlie to let her know she is a big sis now and while she is confused she is happy to hear her father being so hyped. She breaks down after knowing how you ended in hell and wants to cuddle you.
Alastor its so off limits. The radio Demon its curious about you and wants to piss Lucifer off by also "adopting".
"You can call me Dad" Alastor with a grind seeing Lucifer get angrier as the seconds pass.
Your fav thing to do its make ducks!! Lucifer made sure to lock down the ones that could hurt you.
Cries when you made a duck that represents him. He now has it in his office.
Gets proud of you by doing whatever. He wants you to learn lots of things so he ends calling the best demons.
The only Demon who can play violin besides him in the nine circles.
Gets you some type of hell pet thats really tiny till it detects danger then it changes into a full beast.
The maid (Xin) its worried you may end hurt by how much you run in the royal gardens.
Most likely you wont develope any type of special power due to your soul not being tainted. Thats why Lucifer teaches you ways to fight.
He wants to see your full Demon form. Even if you are cute and innocent right now he dies to see what you can become.
Asks you about your life and takes care of you when you get sad about your death and your mom.
Lucifer still wants to kill your mom and swears he will have a special chat if she ends in hell.
If she goes to heaven then he is going to be so angry but at least he does not have to deal with her.
Its so scared you will think he is not cool or good as a dad so he tries his best.
Wants you to have Friends but even the kid demons are more violent than you so he decides to keep a distance from them. For now at least.
You are banned from going outside without him or someone he trusts.
If someone dares to touch you then its big game over for them.
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Being a baker and joining the straw hats… HCS
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A/N: reedited work, because i realize i accidently left out Chopper. Thanks to @valen-yamyam16 for pointing out.
You were an ex-pírate of big mom’s crew, when you realized you wanted to bake more that kill, you left them and went to improcedente your cooking.
That’s when you met Luffy, he liked your desserts, made some trouble on the town and obliged you to join his crew.
You didn’t have a choice so you boarded with them.
Everyone seemed to be okay with it , apparently it was very normal that Luffy does that. Even though you notice that people were a little reluctant about it, mostly because of your past crew.
Luffy didn’t care, he only cared about you cooking to him and having always some dessert on the table. He was very noisy but you liked how he always wanted to try your food,
Otherwise, the cook of the ship didn’t quite like you, running around with your sugar and chocolate, etc. His cooking ideology was different from yours but the goal was the same, making people happy.
That’s how you tríed to work together and after a couple of weeks and some battles thanks to your captain, the kitchen became your domain. Spending time with him planning the meals and helping each other, made you two reallly happy.
The swordsman tried to sound stoic and lonely, saying he doesn’t like sweets but after hearing his captain talking about your desserts it was a matter of time he started sneaking to the kitchen to steal some.
It was very funny to see a big muscled man trying to sneak into the kitchen quietly. Making him confess was difficult even when was obvious that was him, but after he did that and apologized it was easier to serve him.
The shooter tried to impress you saying that hd has some baker skills himself, when you suggested doing a cooking battle he confessed it was a lie to try to be liked be liked by you. You didn’t mind it, you wanted to fit in too.
From there you spent many time together in the kitchen. Sanji tried to kick Ussop out the kitchen most of the times but you apprecieted really his company, jokes and inventions, he even made you new baking utensils.
The rest of the Straw Hats were easy to convince that you were good.
Franky loved your cooking, especially your creations with soda drinks and Brook made many jokes about them.
Nami at first thought they were from Sanji so she eated a lot, then realized they were yours and thought they were poisoned... just for a couple of minutes, then she apologized.
With Jimbei it was difficult to know his favourite dessert but he happily teach you about fhishman's gastronomy.
Robin was just perfect to be with, complimenting your skills and always gettign a new round of biscuits, at some point you replaced Sanji on bringing her tea.
Chopper being the sugar candy lover, he is the first one to get at your feet and beg you for food. Sweets, desserts, cakes, everything that has sugar he is up to it. He is now officially your adopted son of the ship, always ready to try your new recipes.
#one piece x reader#one piece imagine#one piece#straw hat pirates#straw hats imagine#straw hats x reader#luffy#luffy imagine#luffy x reader#zoro imagine#zoro x reader#zoro#roronoa zoro#Santi#sanji imagine#sanji x reader#ussop#ussop x reader#ussop imagine#jimbei#nami#franky#brook
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sevika having a dog w/wife!reader - hc's
requested from anonymous - Heyyy not nsfw but I feel like Sevika would be a dog mom, so I'd like some headcannons of Sevika and wife reader that treat their dog like a child
cw - modern!au, sevika being a good ass caretaker of her dog, sevika being a big ol softie, “IM MARRIED” energy tbh, fluffy fluff fluff, lmk if i missed anything
a/n - definitely had fun w this, she def as a big dog canonically pls someone hear me out. not proofread
considering you two are married and women, sevika was thinking of the possibilities of starting a family with you.
adoption? that was a whole process, and a whole bunch of paper work.
and you honestly never took sevika as the type to want a family so it never really crossed your mind
until you saw sevika scrolling through fb
yes this woman def uses fb market argue w the wall LMAOO
a particular baby golden retriever had caught her eye as you watched her stop scrolling to look at the pictures
safe to say you got that puppy the next day
it was supposed to be a surprise, but you weren’t ready for how loud and affectionate the little guy was
“c’mon, man! you’re gonna ruin it!”
you were desperately trying to get the puppy to wear the bow on his head so he could look like a present, you know fit the part.
boy was he giving you a hard time, he had the zoomies — since he was in a new place with new people in a new environment.
sevika had gone to the gym and you took the opportunity to get everything set up for her.
what you weren’t planning for though, was sevika getting home early because the gym closed earlier that day.
sevika could hear you whisper yelling at something as she walked into your guys’ apartment, setting her gym bag down by the door.
she could make out little pitter patters on the floor.
with furrowed eyebrows she made her way to your guys’ room before making any assumptions.
was very pleased to see you trying to calm down a puppy
sevika def is the type of dog mom that makes them their own fancy ass meals
at first she wasn’t gonna do all of that until she read something about how kibble isn’t the greatest for them on a day to day basis
def had a childhood pet that died and that’s why she didn’t rlly want a pet again
in a scenario that she had a dog when meeting you, that dog is definitely walked the aisle as the flower girl idc idc
you def get more fur babies even tho sevika insisted only one
until she saw something on instagram about how a woman liked having a bunch of big dogs for protection
safe to say you had multiple big fur babies to look after you when sevika would be gone for work or the gym
besides, she loves coming home to them and you
especially when they hoard at the door at the sound of her car
she’s a lil softie for her dogs
if you’re ever punishing them and not giving the treats she’ll sneak them some
she literally adores every single one of her dogs
will try to talk you out of their punishment when they pee on your favorite carpet
“listen, they probably didn’t mean to. i’ll make them something so they have somewhere to pee when we can’t take them out—“
yeah she will build and do anything to please you and her fur babies
really caring
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Winnick will come this close to writing a good, rightfullly angry character with BPD/CPTSD and ruin it by making him his conception of "a dangerous psychopath" because dc's understanding of mental illness begins and ends with the joker.
I like that Jason was angry i'm not gonna lie I enjoy the "bad victim who doesn't accept that they were a necessary sacrifice, who doesn't think what happened to them is something they should be expected to tolerate, like fuck your greater good, you weren't there, it isn't worth this." I think even looking at Jason's past before getting adopted he has reason to be angry, like he is poor af and starving and he had to take care of his mom and his dad is in jail because he couldn't see another way to provide and he gets trafficked -he has so many reasons to be angry. And he's not, and I love jaybin, but I think there are so many ways and things he can be angry about without it feeling classist. And I love that he can't emotionally regulate, that he has so clearly BPD/CPTSD because why the fuck would he not, have you seen his life (and that's not even counting the csa hc, which i am because willfully and consistently implying csa and then not addressing it/denying it feels like feeding into a culture of taboo that ruins lives and getting away with covert victim-blaming at the same time). The issue is that they lack finesse or any kind of understanding of anger. The think anger is a personality trait. They think angry = evil. They think being angry means you're violent at and about everything, that you shoot indiscriminately even though you've known better since you were a kid, that you're suddenly treating women like shit (which, wtf seriously) which okay maybe THEY treat women shitty for no reason when they're angry, but that'd be more of a them problem I'd say. Their portrayal of anger is classist because their conception of emotions hasn't evolved since fucking Descartes. Think anger = bad = poor and not only doesn't it occur to them that this is classist, they so instinctively assign moral value to the concepts of poor and angry that they don't realise it and just conceptualise poor=angry and end up with incredibly classist portrayals of anger. You can write characters that are mentally ill and violent without being ableist, you can write characters that are poor and angry without being classist, but that requires a level of respect for people, introspection, humility willingness to learn about the sensitive topics you are exploring that is simply not accessible to Winnick and so many other dc writers.
And here comes my very hot take that I'm too cowardly to say off anon: the pit shouldn't have healed Jason's malnutrition. Like, outside of canon I love big jay, I love big men who are emotionally vulnerable and need comfort etc. but in canon? It just comes off as another way to adultify Jason, and make the horrible things that happen to him acceptable. Jason "sleeping with Talia because he is fucked up about Bruce" because they both look like adults until you realise this is actually just rape and you can't put any responsibility of Talia taking advantage of the kid under her care (very ooc of course) on the child himself. Jason fighting Mia looking like a 40 years old beating up a teenage girl when they're the same damn age. Fucking Ethiopia 2.0. And Jason's murders as well, for the matter. Like don't get me wrong the duffle bag of doom is an iconic villain move, but it's just that: a massive shock effect and a "psychopathic" move. We shouldn't need Jason beheading anyone to be horrified, because just one murder, if written correctly, should be enough. A child killing someone is a terrible thing. A child being put in a position where they think killing someone is the only solution to ending suffering (thinking about the Garzonas case) is a terrible thing. A kid trying to kill his murderer (because fuck his death has to matter it has to) and only begging to be allowed it should be horrifying. Jason, with his unhealed malnutrition making him look a couple of years smaller and younger than his physical age, should look his mental age. It should be impossible to look away from the reality of what he is: a traumatized teenager who wasn't allowed to grow up. And he has a gun. This is already a horror story.
Make utrh!Jason a villain if you must, but have the guts to sit with it. Don't shove the fact that he was a hero and a victim under the rug because it's uncomfortable. Sit with the unease that sometimes someone is doing something bad and is suffering a lot, and maybe they're doing the bad thing because they don't know how to survive the suffering, and suddenly it's not easy separating hero from villain from victim. Your imaginary lines in the sand will not protect you from the crude reality of the complicated and shitty situations you have chosen to depict; you open the can of worms now you can't look away and let the worms roam free just because you're squeamish.
How does it feel to be psychic and be in my head and write part of my essay on Jason for me? Fuck, I have so much to say about this but I need a good night of sleep to formulate it correctly. Look for a longer answer tomorrow, but in the meantime, everyone sit down and look at this and look at it hard. Thank you.
#thank you to you too anon#I've ranted to my wife about this for the whole day bc I had feelings about it#I'll try to articulate them in text tomorrow since it's almost midnight#but yes HARD AGREE#dc#dcu#Jason Todd#Red Hood#Jason Todd meta
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Honey, I want something for “being Carlisle and Esme's youngest daughter”. and being Garrett's love interest! I love him, however, he has few things on this platform! Guys are very protective of her as well as girls. Thanks for the attention 🌷💌.
Being Carlisle and Esme's youngest daughter HCs:
Paring: daughter!Reader x Dad!Carlisle x Mom!Esme (Reader x Boyfriend!Garrett)
Summary: headcanons about carlisle and Esme's daughter dating Garrett.
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So I think they're youngest daughter is gonna remain human for awhile. Your the only cullen 'child' that has been legally adopted by carlisle and Esme, So your actually they're daughter.
You were the daughter of an old friend of Esme's, your mother died giving birth to you and your biological father just wasn't fit to take care of you. Esme and Carlisle took you in under your bio-mom's wishes.
Anyway, Esme was over the moon excited to have a baby in the house, she practically never put you down... Unless Carlisle wanted to hold you and cuddle you.
The two never really gotten the chance to be actual parents, with the other's they were already grown and matured, but with you they could finally experience parent hood.
Your defently a daddy's girl, Carlisle loves you with every single cell in his body and he's very over protective of you... Unfortunately to the point he didn't trust Jasper alone with you when you were a baby.
Speaking of Jasper and siblings, you literally have the best siblings in the world. If you thought carlisle was over protective just wait till you see the boys.
Emmett and you are the closet, he's always making you laugh and 'wrestling'. He'll do just about anything for you or with you. He's probably also the most protective out of your three brothers.
When you were little Edward would often read you stories and teach you how to play piano.
Jasper is your go to person when you have a problem, he's the best listener and he has your back.
As you got older the protectiveness got old, high school wasn't easy with them around but honestly they're the reason you survived.
But the protectiveness didn't get really annoying till you met Garrett, your mate.
In all honesty it's Edward and Bella's fault (Emmett words not yours). You and Bella don't get along at all and she's jealous of yours and Edward's relationship... That's a story for another time though, this is yours and Garrett's story.
Anyway, the family didn't really expect it to happen. After going to Egypt with your parents you decided to met the other guests, that's how you met Garrett.
He cought your eye immediately and the feeling was mutual, Carlisle didn't like how Garrett would look at you.
“who were you talking to?” your dad asked after leaving the living room. “dose it matter?”
“no, no, it doesn't matter unless it's a Boy!”
You just brushed it off, knowing your dad was just being over protective and You continued to get to know Garrett.
You thought he was very charming and funny. Dispite the situation you were currently in with Renesmee he was always making you laugh.
Your parents were happy and all, but at the same time Carlisle didn't want to see you get hurt.
“Dad, what are you doing?” you asked after put some space between you and Garrett.
“there should be a safe distance between you and boys... Especially this one”
Anyway, Garrett realized the problem and went to Carlisle about it. They were both old fashion.
“I think I love your daughter and I want your permission to date her”
Carlisle's problems seemed to go away slightly. “well it's up to her... But if you hurt her you'll deal with me”
after your family won the battle with the vulturi he took you at on that date. He treated you like a queen the whole time and he asked you to be his girlfriend at the end of the night.
So he did join the coven after awhile. The whole nomad life wasn't pleasant to him anymore. He even changed to the vegetarian diet for you.
He likes like being productive of you, but he knows you can take care of yourself.
Emmett dose send deth threats when you started dating. “you better not hurt her” carlisle doesn't have a violent bone in his body, but Emmett dose.
But after the family saw how happy you were they welcomed Garrett into the family with open arms.
“I'll follow you anywhere woman” he smiled.
#Breaking dawn part 2#Garrett x reader#Carlisle cullen x reader#Esme cullen x reader#Twilight headcanons#Twilight Imagines#Garrett headcanons#Garrett imagines#Carlisle cullen headcanons#Esme cullen headcanons#Emmett cullen x reader#Rosalie Hale x reader#Alice cullen x reader#Jasper Hale x reader#Edward cullen x reader
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I've been loving all the sparkling hc and such it's giving me brain rot
You're sleeping in bed until you wake up and see your creepy little cybertronian daughter with a frowny face emoticon on her face screen.
"I threw up." She has a similarly monotone as Soundwave.
Also I'm imagining the human partner lives on earth while soudwave works back on the nemesis till his shift ends.
She likes to wrap her tentacles around you for hugs.
KO with split spark sparklings
One is a little angel baby princess who hates getting dirty or scratches on her paint and would rather play indoors. Knockout had to physically carry her at times because she refuses to walk or drive on dirt.
The other is a menace to society, loves driving fast even if it means wrecking himself. Absolutely enjoys human culture and earth as a planet. Best friendsb with Breakdown's sparkling. Sweet kid but is a huge mess maker.
You try not to snort as your kids hands Knockout an entire rose bush, stem, roots, dirt and all.
"I love it" Knockout smiles through thinly veiled disgust and your sparkling beams.You end up planting it in the back garden.
Starscream's kid is 100% his pride and joy even though he tries to pretend like she's not. His sparkling would either be the most arrogant thing possible or super sweet no in-between. When she's too small to fly on her own she rides in his cockpit but as she gets bigger they fly together and he definitely shows her fancy flight maneuvers. Father-daughter dates because he wants her to have high standards.
You watch your daughter's wings droop and lower derma pout as she begs you for the toys from her favorite cartoon.
"Pleeeeeeaase, they're limited time edition."
Her puppy dog eyes might work on Starscream but not you....right, right? Stay strong soldier.
I like to imagine megs with a daughter aswell (you get a daughter and you get a daughter 🫵) while it would be karmic debt to get a kid whos really sensitive it's much funnier if the child is a gremlin.
"Your time is up Megatron."
Optimus points his blaster down at him but he catches something the corner of his optic. A sparkling jumps infront of Megatron before Optimus can shoot him.
"Using your own sparkling as a shield is low even fo-"
He's cut off as Megs daughter tranforms into a gun and shoots him.
"You were saying, Prime"
Gun alt mode is so fucking funny to me.
YESSSSSS I LOVE THE SPARKLING BRAINROT Soundwave's kid is the scariest most intelligent baby ever. Very affectionate with her mom, but also very likely to eliminate whatever she thinks is "threatening" her caretaker. Her creepy voice is perfection - makes me wonder if her dad ever speaks to her despite his vow of silence - or if he just sticks to EM field communication Lmao Knock Out's split-sparks are are his punishment for being the way he is. They each adopted some of his worst traits lmao. You'd think the twins don't get along but - no - it's even worse. One of them is great at manipulation, while the other is an adrenaline junkie who keeps crashing into his sire's pedes - together, they're unstoppable. If they unite forces with Breakdown's kid, they'll end the world together I personally loveeee the concept of Starscream starting off being like ew towards his own child before eventually bonding with her and being overwhelmed by his need to protect this part of himself. Still in denial abt it- even tho he shadows her constantly during flights and acts way nicer than he does to anyone else. Also the type of parent who refuses to think his kid has done anything wrong lol Megatron with a feral daughter is the best. I'm telling you, she's been gnawing on him since day one. Imagine she turns into something similar to G1 Galvatron's alt-mode - a turret-gun of sorts. She may not cause all that much damage, but her role model is carnage incarnate. Now watch her follow in his pede-steps
#transformers x human#transformers x reader#transformers prime#tfp megatron#tfp starscream#tfp knock out#tfp soundwave#evil polycule saga
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Can I ask a boothill with an adopted child/teen reader that's hps (hyper sensitive) and also has parental trauma
(You don't have to do this if you feel uncomfortable 🐧)
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୨୧ No matter that love's gone, We just see it shining. We've traveled very far, I'll keep a leftover light burning. So you can keep looking up, Isn't that worth holding on? — star, mitski.
boothill & gender neutral reader. platonic | wc: 1.6k
tags/warnings: decided to go with hc's for this one since I didn't know how to write it in fic format T_T. teen reader, reader is a galaxy ranger and really well versed in technology. they can fight pretty well, reader also hates the ipc. boothill is a bad influence. mentioned child abuse, child neglect, reader has a "mom" and acts a little like blade when near her, erm character death (not reader or boothill)
notes: aaaa sorry that this is so late! Hopefully, this is what you meant by "hypersensitive." If not, then just let me know, and I'll change it, ALSO HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

— The two of you met when you were beating up some IPC goons on a planet that they had recently wanted to take over. You had been there gathering materials to set sail to your next destination, you were on the hunt for a certain IPC employee. One who you once knew.
— You couldn't just stand back and watch those IPC scum send that planet into spiraling chaos. So, of course, you beat them up without breaking a sweat. That's where Boothill had found you, he was impressed that someone so young had such skill in combat.
↳ You huffed as the remaining IPC personnel ran away with their tails between their legs. A slow sound of applause came from behind you, causing you to turn around, a deadpan evident on your face. You were met with a man with dual colored hair and what seemed to be a metal body, “I'm not gonna lie, you've got skills, kid.” He had said, a smirk on his face.
— Once the both of you got to talking, he found out you were also a galaxy ranger and that you also absolutely hated the IPC, you both really had many things in common. You had asked him for help in getting to your destination and he agreed pretty easily, claiming that he had “some time to spare”
— Although you had spent little time together, you felt comfortable around him, he never pushed your boundaries or forced you to do things you didn't want to. Boothill’s vocabulary surprised you, instead of cursing normally his words were censored. You would have offered to try to fix his synesthesia beacon, but just the thought of touching someone made your skin crawl. The ghostly touches of people who you once considered family etched onto your skin.
— Once it came to part ways, you didn't want to do so. You shyly admitted to Boothill that the thought of not seeing him scared you a tad bit. He looked surprised but then gave you a bright smile and told you that you could join him on his adventures, and so a strong bond between the both of you was born.
— When Boothill infiltrated the IPC headquarters you're the one who hacked into their system. With your experience, it was relatively easy, although Boothill would not let you go inside with him. He couldn't risk putting you in danger, even though he knows you can put up a fight.
— When the both of you escaped the headquarters after causing absolute chaos, Boothill brought his hand up to your head as he tried to ruffle your hair. He was surprised and slightly hurt when you tensed up and quickly moved out of the way.
— Boothill thought he had made you scared of him somehow, even though you had no reason to be afraid. You noticed his downcast expression and you quickly told him that he did nothing wrong, it was just…
↳ Your heart pounded in your chest, your hands were sweating. You reached up and gripped a strand of your hair in your hand as a sheepish expression painted your face. “I'm not the best with physical touch,” You blurted out, albeit bluntly. “Whenever someone touches me — even if it's just a brush of their fingers, it feels like needles are being stuck into my skin” You huffed, clenching your fist and your eyes downcast. Boothill's expression softened, his once frown lifting into an understanding smile. “Thanks for telling me, bud.” He nodded, his fingers twitching at his side, as if wanting to reach out to you. Yet he respected your space and refrained from doing so.
— Now that Boothill knew about your hypersensitivity he made no attempts to touch you, preferring to give you gifts instead. Whenever you do something that makes him proud as a father would a child; he takes you out to get your favorite food as a treat. Of course verbal encouragement is also a thing he does, giving you a “I'm proud of ya’ kid!” and a pointy grin.
— It's canon Boothill is pretty wealthy from all of those bounties that he hunts and he doesn't exactly know what to do with it. So he definitely spoils you at every chance he gets. Want a nice Keychain you saw in a shop? He's handing it to you right now. How about a nice piece of clothing or a cultural food from the planet that you're visiting? He's got the clothing in a bag and is urging you to try the food.
— Even though you both have your moments of happiness, the both of you still have purposes you stick to. You had gotten a lead on where that person was and you were going to do everything to catch up to them and make them get what they deserved.
↳ “You.” You hissed walking towards the woman in an IPC uniform, kicking another unconscious employee away. You gripped your weapon tightly in your hand, the woman widened her eyes in terror at your sudden appearance, she fell on her bottom, scooting away from you as you approached her. As she backed away she didn't go far, her back hitting a wall not too long after. Your unhurried footsteps resonated through her ears, making her breath pick up as she clutched the dirt underneath her in an attempt to ground herself.
You stopped in front of her, eyes full of unbridled anger. “(N-name)?!” She squeaked, putting a hand out infront of her to reach out to you. “What are.. how are you-” She was cut off as the back of your weapon slapped her intruding hand away. “You don't get to say my name.” You glared at her, your tone icy cold and unforgiving. She tried to speak once more but was once again cut off, “You left me to die! If it wasn't for my quick thinking, I would have been dead by now!” You said in a firm tone and pointed your weapon straight at her, leaving her no room to move or else you would attack.
The woman tensed up and a bead of sweat ran down the side of her cheek, “Honey… I had no choice! You would only weigh me down, you have to understand!” She had the gall to call you “honey” this woman no longer had the honor of doing so. The words stung, even though you no longer felt any affection for her… they brought back memories that you would rather forget. You clenched your teeth and watched as she rambled on and on about how “it was for your own good” and that “you should try to understand her situation” before she would get another word out, you sound your weapon, officially slicing her throat.
The blood splattered onto your stoic face, you watch as she choked on her own blood, eyes wide and filled with panic as if her life was flashing before her eyes… you hope it hurts.
A set of footsteps came from behind you, judging by the jingling of metal and their heavy footsteps you could tell who it was. You reluctantly turned around to meet Boothill's concerned gaze, “Er.. ya’ okay kiddo?” He scratched the side of his face as he pointed out the tears that prickled at the corner of your eyes. You stared at the ground and slowly nodded “I don't entirely hate her, but she didn't deserve to know that… even in her last moment” You muttered as more salty tears filled your vision.
— You and Boothill headed back to your ship, all while you were still occasionally shedding tears. Boothill, seeing the state you were in, offered you a warm, fluffy blanket and a warm drink; hot chocolate.
↳ You sniffled and held the blanket that was over your shoulders to your chest. You were sat on a cushion on the floor of yours and Boothill’s ship, knees tucked towards your chest in an attempt to stop yourself from crying. “Heya kiddo, I got ya’ some hot chocolate…” Boohill plopped down next to you on a matching cushion and held out the mug that was in his robotic hand. His hand was placed below the mug so when you reached to get it, you both wouldn't accidentally brush fingers.
The both of you sat in a pregnant silence and you occasionally sipping on the warm drink provided to you. Boothill stared at you from the corner of his eye, your gaze was focused on the window, giving you the view of the vast space. “She was my mother, you know” You suddenly broke the silence with your blunt words, Boothill’s eyes widened a significant amount, yet you continued.
“Even though she claimed to love me, her actions hurt and her words even more.” You put your mug down beside you and snuggled further into the blanket. The cyborg's face softened into something different, almost sad, distraught. His teeth clenched in anger at the thought of you being hurt by that woman, something ugly bloomed in his mechanical chest.
“But now she's gone,” Boothill started, making you turn your head to look at him with a surprised expression. “She can't hurt you anymore nor anyone, not when I'm around” He grinned, his shark-like teeth out on display. Something in your chest felt warm, it was different but not unpleasant. You offered Boothill a small smile then took a deep breath and raised your pinky up, “Pinky promise?” your voice a bit shaky, but your eyes were filled with determination.
Boothill slowly brought his pinky up, gently intertwining it with yours. They were barely touching but it was progress, “Promise.” The cyborg nodded firmly.
Tears pricked at you eyes, not in sadness nor anger, but relief.
“Thank you.”
#꒰৯ ໒꒱ 𝓜irrology says...#꒰৯ ໒꒱ 𝓗onkai: star rail#honkai star rail#platonic relationships#reader insert#x reader#gender neutral reader#hsr platonic#hsr x reader#hsr x reader platonic#hsr#boothill honkai star rail#boothill x reader#boothill hsr#platonic hsr#platonic hsr x reader#boothill x y/n#platonic boothill#honkai star rail x reader
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cal and mel hcs:
when the kriegmans brought mel home, she was very skittish and very quiet. they couldn’t get her out from under the couch for days. one day, cal came over and she slowly crept out from the couch and watched him from a distance.
she loves him so very much. andre sometimes jokes that maybe cal should have adopted her instead of him. cal’s mom is allergic to cats, so he sadly could never take any kitty home.
mel sleeps on cal’s lap all the time. especially when andre and cal play video games. she never minds how loud the two boys get during shooting games, she just snoozes the day away. cal often refuses to get up - even if it’s to go to the bathroom, or if his legs are asleep.
andre and cal spend hours playing with mel, her favorite toy is a string toy with a dangly octopus on the end.
cal sometimes brings over treats for mel and sneakily gives them to her when andre isn’t looking.
when cal and andre have a sleep over, mel sleeps on the corner of cal’s pillow. when it’s just andre in bed, she sleeps on andre’s legs.
mel is very talkative, often times her and cal have conversations that go mainly like this:
“hi, mel!”
“mrow”
“heddo, kitty kitty.”
“mmrrowww, mrowwww”
“pretty kitty kitty.”
“mreow!”
“how was your day, smelly melly?”
“meow, mmmbreowww”
“he said what to you?”
“mrrrowwww..”
“*gasp* oh my goodness i cannot believe ‘dre would say that”
andre: “she’s lying to you, i didn’t say anything.”
“*scoops mel up* it’s okay, mel. i know you’d never lie to me.”
mel’s small chirps are cal’s favorite. she always chirps at birds outside the window, and cal quickly makes andre watch, “look, look mel’s hunting”. and points often at mel’s swaying tail.
the night before zero day, mel was overly affectionate. as if she knew something was going on. she didn’t leave cal’s side all night. it got a little annoying for cal, as he was already in a sort of mental state that involved distancing himself. he pushed mel away repeatedly, but she kept coming back to rub against his leg. i think part of cal regretted treating mel that way shortly before the shooting began.
sometimes, cal feels extremely overcome with cute aggression toward mel, but never hurts her. he just snaps and goes “you have such small hands!” points at her paws, and goes “who said you can have such little baby hands!! you can’t even do nothing with those!!” she stands there looking at cal strangely as he talks, “you can’t even drive with these little things mel, it’s crazy.”
#andre kriegman#cal gabriel#zero day#cal and andre#melzeroday#mel zero day#mel the cat#andre keuck#cal robertson
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MEN AND MINORS DO NOT INTERACT.
University Professor Sevika x Fem Reader ₊⟡.⋆☕ ᝰ.ᐟ MASTERLIST.



Hiii! This is the masterlist for my university professor!sevika. I had posted a chapter in another blog before deciding to create this one, so the first 2k words of this are from there.
This idea comes from my appreciation for Sevi and my hc of her being this important figure in the academic world. She is supposed to be around 43/45 years old in this, and reader close to 30. And they start bonding because they both appreciate great minds and knowledge. Although you can imagine their ages as you please.
They met in class. They both have been crushing without noticing in the other. Coffee it’s an important part of this fic. With time they start noticing their similar histories and the importance of their families in their lives.
Here Sevika it’s the adoptive mother of Jinx and Isha and a proud dog mom. She comes from an Indian background, her mother was Indian.
Reader it’s described as someone feminine, there isn’t much about body descriptions. Just about a little bit of tummy and big boobs lmao.
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TW: Suggestive talk, talking about nudity, cursing, a little bit of angst, not too much tho, family issues, drug addiction, consumption of alcohol and weed, suggestive talk again, nudity, making out, they have sex. Fingering and Cunnilingus !reader receiving. Groping. Humping.
Also feet?? LOL. Sevika leaves a little kiss on the reader feets after taking her socks off, nothing too sexual or suggestive but just fyi.
MAIN STORY ₊⟡.⋆☕ ᝰ.ᐟ … read here!
drabbles!!!
- to be written…
headcanons!!!
- to be written…
In case I write anything else it would be added to the warnings.
Please do not repost my work in any other platform.
Comments and any type of interaction it’s appreciated, and if you want to talk about your own hc of this au!Sevi my dm’s are open!!!.
#sevika#arcane#professor!sevika#university professor!sevika#sevika x reader#sevika x fem reader#sevika x female reader#no use of tn#academic!sevika
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Simon is def the type of boyfriend/ husband to adopt a big dog for your anniversary present (even though it's so self serving, he just wants you to have extra protection). He even puts a little bow on the pups collar when he's presenting you with the new edition to the family. (I can see him with a Belgian/ German shepherd, doberman or even a pit mix breed)
Good Boy
Oh my god, there is no way Simon isn't insisting his S/O doesn't have a dog once you've become an established couple.
I think the only difference I have from your HC is that he'd already have the pup trained and nearly at full size when he brings it home for the first time.
Naturally, he's got plenty of experience after having Riley for years. And spent a lot of time sneaking some of your dirty clothes out of the house to put in the dog's kennel while it's being trained. Accustomating it with your scent and connecting your smell with something that isn't used in training unless it's a drill relating your scent to an object needing protection.
Simon isn't particularly attached to the dog emotionally in the way you're going to be. But he's adamant that other than himself, you're the only other person who will know how to command the dog. It's a safety measure that you're going to be a little resistant to at first, but once he explains that it's so you're always safe -even when he's away- you understand that it's for the best. Simon wants a loyal protector for you, and he's not risking you for anything.
In addition to that, Simon really understands and employs "scary dog privilege" tactics often. Even using himself as the warden who follows you around in public and keeps too many eyes from lingering. The dog he brings home is most certainly intimidating, yet impossibly patient and gentle with you. It's designed that way though. Simon trained the pup to think of you as mom essentially, and his only role is to always protect mom.
When he brought your cane corso home, Simon had nothing but pride for the stoic and well-trained guard dog.

The only problem with this is, you're too damn loving for your own good.
Where Simon won't let the dog on the couch, you put your foot down and demand it gets to sleep at the foot of the bed where you can tuck your feet under it to keep warm. He refuses to feed it anything other than its regimental diet, where you love making lick-mats and trialing a bunch of different dog-safe foods almost like your own little cooking show. Simon refuses to pet the dog all the time, but it's almost given he's going to come home and find you curled up with the massive beast on the couch. You -dead asleep- and the guard dog looming over your curled-up form and giving a low, malicious, growl.
Until it realizes Daddy has come home.
Then the big bastard won't leave Simon alone long enough to take his boots off without getting covered in drool and enough hair to make a fur coat.
These are the kinds of pictures you send Simon, utterly destroying his own mental image of the terrifying dog charged with keeping you safe. You're quite amused when he demands you stop making the dog look so pathetic.

#simon ghost riley#ghost x reader#cod#cod mwii#simon riley x reader#simon ghost x reader#velvetures writes#velvetures#simon bringing home a dog#domestic couple#squishy face cane corso#ghost is very dissapointed#anon <3
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Children i hc Perse raised, sources? My heart. Asclepius,astyanax, Remus and Romulus
Asclepius, seeing his adoptive mom around other kids: 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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Zeus: kill the boy
Odysseus: I— I have no choice… I’ll have to use my secret move… *takes a deep breath* PERSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, YOUR UNCLE IS TELLING ME TO COMIT INFANTICIDE!!!!!!!
Zeus: 👺
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