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Dick Grayson in Titans: "So the whole Batman thing turns you on?"
Immediately me:
#WHO GAVE HIM THE RIGHT#LIKE WTF#WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM HE CAN PLAY WITH ME LIKE THAT#WEAK IN THE KNEESSSSS#YOUR HONOR IS THAT MAN RIGHT THERE#dick grayson#dick grayson x reader#dc titans#titans show#batman
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was watching khadija mbowe's reaction to "not like us" so these are some of my favorite comments of people theorizing about what j. cole might be up to these days:
#listen i just think he's the real winner here 😭 like idc like that i'm using this to distract myself but girl.......#your honor my man did the right thing shdjsjdjdj as the saying goes a timely retreat is in itself a victoryyyy#now that being said atp someone needs to end up in JAILLLLL#j cole#kendrick lamar#dara.t
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WHO GOT THE JOKER?
just kind of playing off the one bit with the table/card in oneus' who got the joker performance for road to kingdom: ace of ace :)
#it was fun! i like oneus' live/stage performances. its very theater in the best way#persona 5#joker persona#also. ofc. fix your hearts (or die) in honor of twin peaks my best friend twin peaks.#this is also some kind of hanged mans pose but. uh. it's not the right orientation for that. the thought fits the character tho
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It's so funny to me when I read a fanfic or even an online post about how if wrightworth (or any defense attorney x prosecutor ship) happened they wouldn't be able to face each other in court any more.
My brother in christ this is Ace Attorney. If you're worried about what is and isn't allowed in actual court I've got some bad news about most of what happens in canon.
#The defense and prosecution being married is the LEAST of that court's worries.#also you're telling me Miles would treat Phoenix any nicer if they were together?#they say mean things to each other even when they're on good terms#like they'd take a bullet for each other but they're also both bitches#Miles would be like “He's the man I married Your Honor but he's also a moron.”#and the judge would be like “Yes that sounds about right. Do us all a favor and stop embarrassing your husband Mr Wright.”#ace attorney#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#wrightworth#narumitsu
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“Quit laughin’, ya bastard, I’m dyin’ over here! Get me some starsdamn milk, for cryin’ out loud!”
(ID: Kirby series fanart comic of Dark Meta Knight and Daroach, in which lunch is interrupted by a disagreement on spicy food and some improper use of the Sharing mechanic. Transcript below the cut. END ID.)
Based on a personal headcanon that DMK enjoys spicy food and Daroach vehemently does not.
Started 04/06/24, finished and updated 04/09/24, updated for color correction 11/02/24.
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Transcript:
Panel 1
*DMK and DR sitting side-by-side enjoying some lunch together - a sandwich for the thief, a plate of spicy curry for the knight. DMK (his mask pushed up to the side of his head, bits of curry stuck to his face) idly eats his meal with a fork as DR picks up and scrutinizes a small bottle of hot sauce the knight had set aside, a brow raised in disappointment.*
DR: “Ultra spicy,” huh? Blech. How can you stand this stuff, Dark? Like, can you even taste anythin’ anymore? (Besides pain?)
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DMK: Aw, c’mon, it’s not that bad. Here, want a bite~?
*setting his fork upright in the curry, DMK pushes his plate aside and turns towards DR with the most mischievous expression, reaching up to grab the collar of his cape. DR turns his head sharply, dropping the bottle and the sandwich, as the knight starts tugging him towards him.*
DR: What’re you-? Hey! No! No! Don’t you friggin’ dare, Dark, I swear to Nova-
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*DMK stands up and yanks DR down towards his face, a hand clasped on the back of the thief’s head to hold him there. DR flinches (VFX: two large exclamation points), knocked off his feet and holding his paws out in surprise. A wisp of steam rises from between them, curling into a little pink heart at the top. Text reading “*Face-to-Face SFX*” hovers behind DMK.*
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*DR jerks away from DMK, red-faced and doubled over in pain, his eyes squeezed shut and his tongue hanging out with a fresh red burn on the end, steam emitting from his face in puffs. He frantically fans at his mouth with one paw while shoving DMK away with the other.*
DR: (breaking the dialogue bubble in places) AAGH!! Ow! Star-burnin’ son-of-the-void what is wrong with you piece a’- aaaughh dammit stars dammit ow ow ow ow!!
*DMK cackles, leaning away with one arm held up against the rat’s pushing paw, one eye shut and mouth stretched open in a wide smile, a single incisor prominent within and a touch of blush at the corner. Text reading “HA HA HA HA HA HA HA” hovers behind him surrounded by laugh lines.*
#veins art#veins ships#veins fanart#kirby series#kirby#dark meta knight#daroach#dark meta knight x daroach#darkroach#kissing#comic#headcanon#they're just Like This your honor#don't worry - he definitely got Dark back for this later#probably with something disgustingly sweet considering he's not big on sugar (another personal headcanon)#just *tackles* him with a container full of those ultra-processed frosting sugar cookies and ruins his whole day#man why are food shenanigans so fun to write?#(also dammit veins we're supposed to be working on other stuff right now - not more shippy nonsense)#(I can't help it - just look a them!! my idiots <3 )#food tw#veinsfullofstars
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#your honor#i will follow this man to the ends of the earth and back#david tennant#lgbtqia+#trans rights#trans positivity
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Rob James-Collier as Saul Silva FATE: THE WINX SAGA
#rob james-collier#robert james-collier#rob james collier#robert james collier#saul silva#fate: the winx saga#ftws#mine#i've made similar gifsets but the belly was speaking to me#sir 👀 please#man shaped#do me the honor of stepping on me#sky i'm sorry son i do not give a single shit that your dead dad just rolled himself outta that car#how can i when my daddy (and yours too tbh) is standing right next to you
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Overanalyzing again but I'm such a fan of Bulma gradually gaining her faith in Vegeta back over his rounds at the tournament that revisited/tested the Two Big Things he fucked up real bad in Z when put into a competitive environment:
Performative Overconfidence (Frost/Cell Saga)
Relapsing into Old Habits/Establishing Dominance Over Another Saiyan (Cabbe/Buu Saga)
Their relationship seeming so much more casual/comfortable after this arc, too, makes me think/headcanon a lot about Bulma getting to see Geets being in complete, confident control over his intentions and his mentality in what in the past have been very tempting situations, and getting proof that those are things she doesn't need to worry about anymore. Gets to see actual, practical receipts of her boy's recovery in a high-pressure situation.
And of course I love Trunks always being Papa's #1 Hype Man.
#that's his fambly your honor TToTT!!!#My favorite bit in Kakarot remains how UP.SET. Vegeta was for the split second he thought Trunks felt Goku was cooler than him.#Before he found out Trunks was talking about Gotenks klasjdlakjs He was so Mad that's the one thing Goku can't have klajsda#Everyone on this planet met Goku first and knew Goku longer and loves Goku in an untouchably special way but Little Trunks is HIS boy#Little Trunks is the One Thing in the universe that is fully and totally On Vegeta's Team and maybe one day he'll change his mind but#But right now that's his baby boy that's his little man and Special Softboy Superhero Son Goku can't have him akljsaj#(said with extreme fondness for special softboy superhero son goku)
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i am wide awake thinking about that post canon jb au again when I should be sleeping …!!! such is the nature of the jbrainrot…
#the whole setting is jb hanging out in the rock post war#and tyrion became lord of the westerlands / the rock is his but he’s off doing stuff in kingslanding and jaime is just filling in for him#atm . but after tyrion comes back his original plan WAS he’ll get married to brienne right away and they can move back to tarth or be#travelling hedge knights together or whatever brienne wants to do he’s down for it. but the important thing is that he wants to stay with#her .. so he’s using the time they have together currently to court her bc she deserves that at least !!#so jaime goes off trying to court and woo brienne but she just thinks they’re hanging out bc they got relatively close in the war#so jaime being touchy feely isn’t anything new. jaime making innuendos and being kinda flirty isn’t anything new either#but this time he means it LOL he’s like I want to kiss you SO badly and brienne will be like lol silly jaime (:#I was also thinking they’d help rebuild lannisport just bc it’s a time for healing now and it would be good for the people to get to know#jaime and the lannisters in general bc of how they would just used to sit high above the rock looking down on everyone#but now jaime is like. actively helping and being known and being with the people rather than just being that absent distant lord#also he’s thinking he might as well try and foster some relationship with the commoners to his house bc it’s for tyrion anyway#so he’s off doing that and brienne is tagging along bc she does not want to go home yet#she wants to stay with him and she’s helping out as an excuse to stay a little longer but she doesn’t exactly want to leave him#but how do you tell someone that and ignore the big glaring part that she’s actually in love with him and the fact that they both survived#the war is getting her hopeful???? u want her to admit that?? like a normal person??? no..!!#so she’s just staying and helping out bc a) it’s the sensible thing to do b) so she can bask on the sun that is Jaime Lannister#for like a few more days. weeks. maybe a month bc the weather is soooo bad in the stormlands rn 🙄😳#anyway jb hanging out! and everything is going well and good but jaime is now getting popular w the people and he’s also looking quite#rugged and handsome post war now that he’s thirty flirty and thriving and he also has a new scar across his lip that makes his#smirks even more ! rogueish … ! and he looks quite nice with the greying hair 👀 so now there’s gossips around him#not to mention he’s single too and I think if you were one of the heroes who helped win the war they’ll forget the kingslaying#man with no honor business so lo and behold brienne eavesdrops a group of ladies bc she’s a chismosa at heart and they’re talking about a#potential marriage for a lord lannister (!!!) and there’s going to be a big tourney held in Kingslanding for it (!!!)#and brienne remembers jaime mentioning the ought to go to Kingslanding in the next few weeks (!!!) and now she’s remembering jaime IS a#lord though not theee lord of the westerlands STILL a lord from one of the seven houses and he’s single and very eligible for marriage rn#and now she’s realising everything is returning back the way it was before the war where society rules matters and she has her own role as#now the evenstar bc rip selwyn and jaime has his own role too and the court is a whole different battlefield#one that she isn’t equipped in and even though she had found some new confidence in herself bc killing a bunch of ice invisible zombies#with your own magic sword will do that for you she doesn’t think (and she’s being objective not negative) she stands a chance in THAT
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“Kacchan Bakugo”
#bnha#mha#bnha 406#mha 406#bnha manga spoilers#bkdk#ktdk#bakudeku#katsudeku#decchan#he said kacchan!!!!#he could say his hero name or his katsuki but he choose to call himself kacchan! 😭#im screaming#this man is down bad#there is nothing stopping him right now#he is gay and he is free#screaming crying throwing up#they’re in love your honor#I know izuku was blushing hard when he heard that
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my husband 💕 my current affair 💞
#no they are NOT the same your honor#yes deeply analytical man that would put what they deemed as right over their own lifes while acting really cold but feeling so much#but they are not the same duh#bella.txt#kena
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I can't help but adore that there are not one, not two, but six gods of death in FR lore!
Like...
God of Death
In pretty okay grim reaper way
God of Death
In bloody stabby stab way
God of Death
In dominant daddy bbc way
God of Death
In chaotic stupid bullshit way
God of Death
In fair unbiased judge way
God of Death
In insidious alien insect mummy way
They warms my dark soul in an inexplicable way :3
#dnd#forgotten realms#bg3#I love them all your honor#(all except Cyric)#Myrkul#love his new bg3 hat and scythe#makes him look cool and fancy#Bhaal#he's okaaay ladies just don't look at the face#best dad#Bane#“Forgive me Black Lord for I cannot help but admire your MTG design”#“...and want you to be less twinky”#I hate the chains will never draw them again#Cyric#stupid bastard man#never do anything right in his whole mortal life and in his godhood too#also unintentional Mask image so there are two bastards on the same art!#Kelemvor#the man that erased his own personality in order to work better employee of the month#hope this kind of life is worth it after everything that you've been through in Avatars trilogy Kel#Jergal#favorite insect granddad!#with some of his bg3 jewelry it suits him#bg3 withers#the dead three
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Fuck it. thicc weevil guy.
@basyacriptid because youd probably appreciate him
#my art#my oc#aparently#i am in love with him your honor#i just made this guy up 10 minuted ago but if anything happened to him i would kill every one in the room and then myself#like just look at him#thats my kind of man#thicc weevil guy would treat me right
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LISTEN i tried my best mkay. I TRIED!!!!!!...kinda. first time trying out this style :3 i might redo it later since i did it during lessons LMFAO
do not steal or i will cry (i dunno if this is worth stealing either bro)
if u're wondering what happens next he probably just gives u a big smooch (I AM KIDDING .!!!!!!!!) okay bye
#olliemollyart#scarletella#mr scarletella#mr. scarletella#Scarletella#Mr. Scarletella#Mr Scarletella#homicipher#this is my pookie right there. say hi pookie!#(unintelligible)#oooookay! good!#why are colors hard.#Homicipher#HC#your honor its okay he's just a silly guy#first time tagging kinda nervous 🫦🫦🫦#<<< that was SOMEWHAT. a joke.#what am i DOING.#POV: local red rat with rabies comes over to see you. You won't believe what happens next!#you will. he just does his thing.#yes emily. he asks your name.#anybody in the class wanna share some better ideas please?#i showed this to my mother. she liked it. so.#i love how the tags are just delving into madness. because its true. im losing it.#and its because of this FILTHY NUTELLA MAN. actually. i have new tags in mind.#Mr Nutella#Mr. Nutella#Homiecipher#homicipher scarletella#Scarletella Homicipher
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Well, at least Fukuzawa got his wish granted, I guess.... he's finally inside Fukuchi <3
#bungou stray dogs#bsd spoilers#bsd 120.5#please laugh i know i made myself laugh.... if only to keep from crying lol#the oocification of Fukuzawa will be studied in the history books for years to come#that's not my fukuzawa...... that's his discount twin fucksack#because his dick is so far up the ass of his dead pathetic dumbass crusty ex boyfriend it's not even funny#he is dickriding that fucker HARD#and here i thought the FANDOM woobified fukuchi out the wazoo. but oh my god no fukuzawa himself has them all beat this chapter#man is coco for cocopuffs and babying that grown-ass man like he's 5#it's truly pathetic and depressing to see i'm just beyond words#'you deceived him by keeping quiet the issues that would plague a union of mankind' NO??? LITERALLY ANYONE WITH A BRAIN WOULD KNOW#THAT THAT WOULD NEVER FUCKING WORK???? THAT IT'S THE STUPIDEST MOST NAIVE PLAN AND VIEW OF THE WORLD IMAGINABLE????#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS IS A TODDLER INSTEAD OF A GROWN-ASS SOLDIER WITH YEARS OF MILITARY EXPERIENCE#Fyodor feels like the only one at this point that hasn't truly lost the plot in all this...... the only one with a goddamn brain#I HATE THAT I HAVE TO AGREE WITH HIM!!!!!!!!! I HATE THAT IT FELT SO CATHARTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!#and i hate even more that the series clearly doesn't want us to agree with him and instead believe that fukuzawa is still right#even though he was spouting the most naive braindead bullshit imaginable that early series Fukuzawa would NEVER SAY#WHAT ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN BRO??? WHY DO YOU CARE MORE ABOUT DEFENDING THE HONOR OF THAT CRUSTY MF THAN#THE SAFETY OF YOUR KIDS????#WHERE DID ALL YOUR INTELLIGENCE GO#i fucking hated the writing ever since fukuchi's plan/motives were first revealed and it was played completely straight (and gay lol)#but to hear fukuzawa actually come out and defend that ridiculous bs is just.......... again i have no words#it's insane. what happened. what happened to you fukuzawa. all i can do is laugh it's so sad it's so stupid. I WAS CRINGING SO BAD.#and was so glad when he finally died so he finally SHUT THE FUCK UP. i hate it here. i miss when BSD was good so bad man 😭😭😭#it would be one thing if it felt like he's so deep in grief that he's completely deluded himself that fukuchi was right and had pure motive#and wasn't an idiotic piece of shit himself just like fyodor#but nah again it just feels like we're supposed to side with him lmao even though fyodor was exactly right in everything he said#when your villain sounds more intelligent/correct than your hero and that's not an intentional writing choice..... that's not good bros!!!#anyway may your stupidity be purified in the soul of your dead bf fukuzawa 🙏 and we get the true you back
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#dndads#dndaddies#dndads s2#dndads season 2#dungeons and daddies#taylor swift (not that one)#taylor swift dndads#taylor dndads#lincoln li wilson#lincoln dndads#scary marlowe#scary dndads#normal oak#normally oak swallows garcia#normal dndads#haha guess who my favorite is guys.w aog. (its surprisingly not taylor)#i lvoe all the kids this season theyre so.. gruhgfhjkg#i like it when kids get to be kids!!!! yay!!!!#theyre so unapologetically cringe sometimes i lvoe them#normal is my favorite btw love that little guy#normal i get your name has Ls in it but you dont need that many 😭#love hihm honestly failboy boyflop real#doormat wet slop my boy right there#hes neurodivergent your honor#theres a lot of taylor in here specifically because hes a weeb and i lauve that abt him#like pop off little guy!!! u go little man!!!!! not to mention the fact that he?? canonically knows japanese??#and his own little manga series ohghh im sick.. hes just like me in elementary..#i love mainly english speaking characters that also speak japanese sometimes it lets me practice
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