#YOUR DAD IS ALWAYS MAD AND THAT MUST BE WHY
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My son Jasper was a good kid. He was a star soccer player in school and got a scholarship to play in college, so I only saw him on holidays. I missed him so much and looked forward to our quarterly reunions.
Well that was until his most recent visit. He was being so distant and when I finally inquired why he was acting differently, he finally admitted he actually dropped out to pursue being a personal trainer.
I was shocked. He's always been a model child and did all me and my husband expected of him. Maybe it was all our time away working? Maybe I should've been home more instead of being at the lab. It felt like a punch in the gut. I mean sure he knew what he was doing thanks to all his time training for soccer but that's not a way to build a life?
My husband and I did it right. We met in college and supported each other through our advanced degrees and worked our way up in an international pharmaceutical company. Personal training is just so...surface level. He's supposed to be better than us. That's what you want for your children. No no no this is no good. I'll have to set him on the right path.
I knew of a special program at work that was rooted in natural medicine and meditation with a mad science twist. I set up Jasper with the "Sports Nutrition" department at work but it was actually our new experiment. It looked like a TENS muscle stimulator on crack. Several wires shot out of a relatively large dark grey box with a screen and several sliders on one side. I sat connected on the other side of the wall connected with the pads all over the top of my head. All I had to do was wait for Jasper to get hooked up. We sold it to him as a scientific way to curb cravings for sweets and unhealthy things, like an ozempic shot for the brain. In reality, I was told that the machine would take positive attributes from one source and strengthen them in the weaker mind.
I saw the lights flicker and anticipated that he had already been hooked up to the machine. I just laid back and rested while focusing on the importance of getting a quality education. Eventually, I must have dozed off because when I opened my eyes again it was all so groggy. But I was sitting facing the opposite direction. I lifted my arms to wipe my eyes and gasped when I looked down. My boobs were gone and replaced with sizable mounds of muscle escaping a tiny white tank top. My arms and thick thighs now filled with tattoos....no?! This isn't supposed to be how it works
I told the lab techs who I am and that I was actually Meredith. They both looked at each other spooked but judiciously jotting down notes. After answering a few security questions, they agreed to believe that I was indeed not Jasper and it must be an unforseen side effect from the treatment.
That's when they explained the problem....When my body woke up, it also said it was Meredith. Could the experiment have basically overwritten the memory of my son with my own? I felt like I basically killed my own child. Grief swept over me. But then so did a bravado, a confidence, a giddiness? The two lab techs handed me a towel as they shyly avoided looking down at a tent forming in my shorts. Oh I guess the excitement led to a physical response.
In theory I get it as a scientist. I did in fact instill positive traits on my son. Granted, that also erased him seemingly. But also it's a chance at a new life full of new experiences. I'm a man now. And what a man indeed. I walked into the shower facility at the lab. I took off the outfit Jasper donned to the lab, if I was still a woman it'd be called skimpy and slutty. Tiny shorts with underwear built in and a virtually see through tank top. In two swift moves, I had taken everything off. I had seen my son naked as a child but this is different. He looked so much like his father....well I guess I looked so much like MY dad now. His genetics graced me well as I placed one hand on my pecs and another on my new dick. I squeezed both recoiling from the newfound pleasure. This was wrong right? Like I shouldn't be doing this....I felt disgusted with myself. No. This is for the betterment of Jasper's life. I'm going to let go of my past life....I'm Jasper now.
And what a life it will be. Years of playing sport and training, whew. I wasn't going to let him throw it away, I'll let it be a side job, maybe I'll own a business with a bunch of trainers under me but I won't be hustling like that. Not yet. I gotta learn the new me. I used my hands to trace the curves of each new tattoo, then moved on to each muscle. I poked and prodded before squeezing, then I remembered I had business to attend to. I took one hand and gently took hold of the warm fleshy rod under the steamy water pulsing down onto me. I pumped back and forth for a few minutes. Jasper was not sensitive at all...I shoved aside my reservations and gripped myself firmer and began jerking harder and faster. Eventually I introduced my other hand....oh he was girthy in the best way. I mean I am thick in the best ways. Harder and faster, it felt like I was floating outside of myself as my muscles took over almost like autopilot.
The steam radiated off my new musculature when it felt like I saw a flash of light. Shot after shot came out of my new rod. The lab walls had likely never seen a show like this but I was happy to christen them. The autopilot kinky thoughts continued to take over my new mind and body. I squatted down an licked the nearest wall as my cum dripped down. I knew Jasper was queer but I didn't know how he would respond to this kind of kink. I think he was a little freak because there was not one single butterfly in my stomach from this action. I quickly toweled off and headed to my apartment. I figured "Meredith" could find her way home.
The apartment smelled like a young male in college. A musk twirled around sweat and strong cologne. Foreign to me, but familiar to my new body. I couldn't control myself and ripped my clothes off...literally. My strength made it obscenely easy to tear them off in ways they weren't intended to. I wanted to try on all my new clothes. This body made everything look good.
My phone buzzed. It was one of "my" bros asking if I was coming down to the shoot. I played it off like I forgot and asked him to send me the "deets" again.
I threw on the nearest random shirt and bottoms and made my way to the warehouse address given. I guess "I" had agreed to help with the photoshoot to launch "our" new clothing line. A nearby table had Jasper's name on it and I quickly assumed the position taking off all my clothes and putting the skimpy clothing on. I channeled my new swagger as my bros began taking pics.
Oh I think I'm gonna like this. Hopefully I can find a cute twink or something soon. I really wanna put these thighs to work plowing someone's son or two.
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i had an absolutely novel idea to replace "dad" with "mum" in taylor swift's lyrics in seven and i may just scratched my own wound back open 🥴
#the lyrics for those who arent familiar:#and i've been meaning to tell you#i think your house is haunted#your dad is always mad and that must be why
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"and just like a folk song, our love will be passed on" might be the taylor swift lyric that stabs me in the chest the most
#honorable mention from the same song#i think your house is haunted#your dad is always mad and that must be why
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crazy that taylor swift wrote seven about me specifically
#PICTURE ME IN THE TREES I HIT MY PEAK AT SEVEN FEET IN THE SWING OVER THE CREEK I WAS TOO SCARED TO JUMP IN#BUT I WAS HIGH IN THE SKY WITH PENNSYLVANIA UNDER ME ARE THERE STILL BEAUTIFUL THINGS#SWEET TEA IN THE SUMMER CROSS YR HEART WONT TELL NO OTHER AND THO I CANT RECALL YR FACE#I STILL GOT LOVE FOR YOU#YOUR BRAIDS LIKE A PATTERN LOVE YOU TO THE MOON AND TO SATURN PASSED DOWN LIKE FOLK SONGS THE LOVE LASTS SO LONG#AND IVE BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU I THINK YOUR HOUSE IS HAUNTED#YOUR DAD IS ALWAYS MAD AND THAT MUST BE WHY#because. because i lived in pennsylvania and i spent my whole childhood on the swings and i drink sweet tea in the summer#and SATURN IS MY THING YALL#also i attract those with angry dads#AND I PEAKED AT SEVEN!!!! SO THERE#im . im only surface explaining this BUT YOU KNOW!!! ME IM SEVEN BY TAYLOR ALLISON SWIFT
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ur house is haunted because ur dad is mad at you
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last night while I couldn’t sleep, I started thinking of a new Rengoku fic inspired by seven by Taylor swift and uhhhhh
#drafts are open#I think your house is haunted#your dad is always mad and that must be why is the inspo#likeeee
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zelda and taylor swift fans unite. anyways seven is THE zelink song like im obsessed with it for them i even wrote a short lil fic for it a while ago
asks that made me realize i don't actually have seven memorized. shoutout to you for finding the one taylor swift song i actually have to google the lyrics to. anyways holy shit you're so right
#'though i can't recall your face ive still got love for you'#'i think your house is haunted / your dad is always mad and that must be why'#'and just like a folk song our love will be passed on' SHUT UP THIS IS SOOOOO BOTW ZELINK ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY#god.#asks
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seven by taylor swift just hits different after rereading the raven cycle i mean it's about all of them but especially gansey and adam
#And I've been meaning to tell you I think your house is haunted Your dad is always mad and that must be why#And I think you should come live with me and we can be pirates#god GOD I MEAN#also all of the other lyrics like pick any line you want#the raven cycle#trc#i am 30 and these are my comfort YA characters let me be
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seven is soooo prongsfoot
#prongsfoot#sirius black#james potter#harry potter#“cross my heart#wont tell no other“#“i think your house is haunted#your dad is always mad and that must be why“
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seven is so finney blake
#like.#come onnn#love you to the moon and to saturn#I THINK YOUR HOUSE IS HAUNTED#YOUR DAD IS ALWAYS MAD#AND THAT MUST BE WHY#it's so him#tbp#the black phone#finney blake
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I swear, but if I ever get the chance to attend The Eras Tour and hear Seven with thousands of other people, I'll probably cry my eyes out
#like imagine Taylor singing AND I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU I THINK YOUR HOUSE IS HAUNTED YOUR DAD IS ALWAYS MAD AND THAT MUST BE WHY#like????#I'd simply DIE#but for now let's just pray that she wants to perform in this tasteless country#rambles
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the folklore album really makes me feel smin, my god 🧎♂️🧎♂️
#like every song i feel like im having my heart ripped out in the best way#like this is me trying??? just punch me in the face#take me to the lake where all the poets went to die????? yes fucking please#i hit my peak at 7??!?!?! i fucking did youre right taylor#i think your house is haunted your dad is always mad i think that must be why?!??!! fucking real#my tears richochet???? you drew stars around my scars?!?!??!??!! i feel like im being murdered in the slowest and most intinate way possible#they said all my cages were mental?? so i got wasted like all my potential????? MISS TAYLOR PLEASE#taylor swift#folklore taylor swift
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me, three minutes ago: oh this song isn’t about ramiro/ángel i can listen in peace
me currently:
#IVE BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU!!! I THINK YOUR HOUSE IS HAUNTED!!!!#YOUR DAD IS ALWAYS MAD AND THAT MUST BE WHY!!!!#AND I THINK YOU SHOULD COME LIVE WITH ME!! AND WE CAN BE PIRATES!!!#AND THEN YOU WONT HAVE TO CRY!!! OR HIDE IN THE CLOSET!!!!#AND JUST LIKE A FOLK SONG OUR LOVE WILL BE PASSED ON#(note yes ángel has mommy issues but the point stands)#this is my design tbh
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What was your username inspired by?
seven 👹
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thinking of seven by taylor swift as a patpran song again
#IVE BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU! I THINK YOUR HOUSE IS HAUNTED!! YOUR DAD IS ALWAYS MAD AND THAT MUST BE WHY!!!#like. GOD#bad buddy#patpran
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So I LOVE the song "seven" by Taylor Swift, and it just occurred to me how well it would go with the Thomastair childhood friends AU
oh my god, you're so right.
#'i think your house is haunted'#'your dad is always mad and that must be why'#'and i think you should come live with me and we can be pirates'#'then you won't have to cry'#shut uuuuuuuuup 😭😭😭#thomastair childhood friends to lovers au#asks 💌
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