#YOU dead

[animatronic-assistant]

*noms on the green grape and disappears*

Did... did you just essentially bite me?

[fountian-of-youth]

….

I have no regrets.

The next thing happens is blood and gore as Dr. Kraken has fun dissecting the poor anon

Nothing left but bloody mess and broken bones

[giffingthingsss]

I feel the same way about the flip communicator as the thick laptops. Robust mission equipment that can take a beating. A protective cover that flips out of the way. No broken screens, no butt dials. Simple, hardy. 

[some-pers0n]

I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[morganbritton132]

No one tells you when you get a Big Serious Job™ how many fucking abbreviations you’ll be forced to learn.

[melomancy]

the ellipsis is the most powerful of all the punctuation…so versatile…i’m pondering…i’m omitting…i’m implying…i’m trailing off…

[surkeart]

be free!!

[illya-roma]

"Good thing I played a lot of DOOM!"

She says as she put more powerful far larger weapons that should have not fit in her chest area.

After watching too much anime, you’ve been training for the day you’re summoned to a medieval fantasy world. Instead you’re summoned to a sci-fi/horror FPS world where an AI instructs you to exterminate the alien horde who wiped out humanity. It gives you a 9mm with two clips & wishes you luck.

[wolfythewitch]

I'm gonna haunt you in your head

The things we did, the last words I said

[omagpies]

[ you meet god and she is mostly dead fish. ]

a comic based on this post:

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

[p0isonives]

conner kent has INCREDIBLE self control, cause if i came back from being dead to find out Tim Drake tried to clone me 99 times because he missed me so much, i’d immediately make him my bride

[draconym]

90s movies: Psychopharmacology is as good as a lobotomy. If you take pills to treat your mental illness it will literally murder your imaginary friends and you will become a boring, lotus-eating conformist drone.

Me after taking my meds: drives the scenic route home to see if there are any geese on the pond and does a little dance in line at the grocery store and comes home to throw everything​ in my fridge into a stew pot because I can finally taste food again while singing songs at my birds in which I replace all the instances of "she" with "Cheese" and doing a Dolly Parton impression on the phone to my sister

[soft-october-night]

[neptuniite]

Anya