#YOU KN OW W HAT -----------

[m4st3rm1nd-k1ng]

All seasons react to the players(Ft.my players ofc) PT. 1"introduction"

Notes : if I can I will post this in archives for our own but since I don't have an ao3 account I am doing it here pls give me some tips for writing fanfiction on tumblr (This is not a original idea of mine just been reading ao3 with an guest account and got inspired)

*A portal comes out of nowhere and there's a lot of people that come out of the portal a few moments later they then met some people some see them as familiar faces some see them as strangers*

S.1Jones :"ow, my head"

S. 1Terrence :"where are we...? "

S. 1 jones:"idk Terrence let's try to find out"

As the 2 looks around they also find they're teammates not only that they also met another guy

Jones:"um,hello who are you? "

Shawn :"*clears throat* name's detective Shawn sinclaire*shows his badge* do you know what happened.. "As he say with an indifferent tone

S. 1 Terrence :" No, that what we trying to know too, my name is Detective Terrence Smith, this is my partner Inspector David jones"

*Chief king walks in *

Chief king:"Hello Detective sinclaire I am Samuel king the chief of grimsborough pd"

Shawn:"just call me Shawn"

*Then there's a s. 3 jack walked in*

S. 3 jack:*catching his breath*"Shawn!Why did you run off like that !We don't even kn- Shawn who are these people? "

Shawn:"Aperently they're from grimsborough they must fell down the hole too"

S.1 Terrence:"May I ask Who is this Shawn"

Shawn:"this is my partner Jack Archer don't mind his weird look*as he rolled his eye to jack*"

S. 3 jack:"hey!"

As they chattered and introducing their other teammates a woman with short brown hair with purple stripes came to the room along with a long hair blonde woman

Ashley:"Excuse me I am detective ashley Blake Pacific bay pd,this is my partners Amy young(s.2 Amy waves a little)and Frank knight(Frank moans as he wanting a whiskey)do you guys know what happened "

S. 1Terrence :"no,you guys must be fell from the portal am I right "

S. 2 Amy:"i- how do you know"

Shawn:"We fell from a portal too"

Ashley:"Alright Now we all need to figure out what the heck just happened"

Then there's a woman with long Curly Dark brown hair appear behind a door

Eleanor :"Hello i"she said with a quiet voice Did you guys fell out of the portal too"*as she comes out the door with a ginger woman and a brown haired guy*

Shawn:"*chuckles*you quite smart aren't you, did you know what happened "

Eleanor:"no,i don't know what going on,Name's Eleanor This is my friends Gwen and Luke "

Gwen:"um Elly"

Ashley:"Hello you must be Gwen I am detective Ashley blake"

S. 1 Terrence :"you guys aren't officers right?"

Eleanor:*nods her head a little*"ur right "

S. 3 jack:"guess you guys are the only ones that aren't officers here"

Luke:"You guys are all officers? "

Jones:"your right kid"

*as they chatered someone else entered the other door*

It's was a woman with a low black bun she looks like she from an Victorian era along with a red bun woman and black man with a top hat

Michelle : "pardon me but I heard somepeople chatering I am detective michelle marlon from Concordia flying squad *show her badge* this is my partners Detective Madeline o'malley and Detective isaac botemps it's nice meeting you, you must be fell to here does any of you know what happened "

S.1 Terrence:"No , neither of us know what's going on Ms ... "

*as a few people glared to the motp crew*

Dupont: "Wait did you say your from Concordia flying squad??"

Michelle:"yes, I am detective Michelle marlon this is detective Madeline o'malley and this is detective Isaac botemps *Charles comes in*and that's Charles dupont "

Dupont:"wait a minute did you say Dupont ??"

Charles:"

yes,i am Charles Dupont what's ur name "

Dupont:"i am armand dupont"

Charles:"wow armand is also my middle name"

Dupont:"and ur name is Charles armand dupont thats my great grandfathers name"

Charles:"Wait does that means *gasp* GUYS I FOUND MY DECENSDANT!!"

Maddie :"Charles!not too loud! We don't know what happening! "

S.1 Terrence:"Wait madam didn't you say your name is Michelle marlon? "

Michelle:"yes I am "

Shawn:*realize* "Wait I know that name isn't she one of the family members of the Marlon Bussiness Coperation? "

Michelle:"i beg your pardon? "

Ashley:"Oh I know now that company with a lot business I heard their a family business! "

Michelle:"*realize* i think I know now, these people are from the future"

S. 1 Terence :"that means you guys are fron the past"

Shawn:"say what year are you from "

Isaac :*insert the Victorian era year their from*

Maddie:"so you're saying you're from the future"

Charles :"this is fascinating! I mean I get to saw the future generations and my decendant! Could you tell me more! "

But then suddenly

Amir :"JONES WE FOUND MINI YOU!!"

Gloria:"Look he's looks so young! "

Rupert:"i mean he is "

S. 5 Jones:"WHERE?? "

Diane:"guys stop screaming!"

Rita:"GET UR ASS HERE JONES THERES ALSO OTHER PEOPLE!!"

S. 5 Terrence:*sigh**Noticed His past self*

S. 1Jones:"Terrence he looks like you! "

S. 1 Terrence : "and the guy said that's said about a guy who had the same name as you*s.5 Jones comes*look you look so much like that guy"

S. 5 jones :"Terrence look mini me!and you! Well guess Your correct about past and future stuff"

S. 1 Terrence:"wait how do you know is Jones mini u? "

S. 5 Terrence:"i heard some of you say someone is from the past, So I'll figure there's someone here and also theres time traveling so when I noticed you guys I thought you were past me and Jones ur name is Terrence Smith right"

S. 1 Terrence: yes that's my , guess I wasn't wrong huh Jones? "

S. 1 Jones :"Look terrence future me! "

They chartered a bit but what this there's another person?!

The other different door opens

Shawn:"Great, now who is it? "

S. 1 terrence :"how many doors are their? "

Michelle:"Well,guess we have company "she said it sarcastically and calmly As she crossed her arm

Charles:" I think I was being too loud? "

Shawn:"you think? Haven't you look at the others"

*door opens*

Amelia:"What is these screaming in the Corridors I-... "

Carrie:"Amelia! Is everything ok? Oh"

Ashley:"Welcome to the chaos guys"

Shawn:"Don't ask wtf happened I fucking tired with these time traveling stuff and others"

Ashley:"Well at least say your name"

Amelia:"i-uh never mind name's Detective Amelia laa part of the parisian police squad *also show her badge* this is my partner Carrie james and Hugo Mercier, and wtf is this time traveling stuff"

They then chartered and explains (but only a few people cuz others are tired) but then a portal appears and more people fell

Kyle:"ouch!, What the where are we? "

Ashley:"We don't know where but we could tell you what happened "

S. 5 Terrence:"Are u ok and what is ur name? "

Kyle:"ow..um My name is Kyle evans nice to meet you"

S. 1 Jones:Thank older Terrence I almost get crushed "

S. 5 Terrence:"your welcome"

S. 6 Amy:"Kyle,what just happened i-" The older Blonde woman eyes widen"

Ashley:ms are you ok? "

S. 6 jack :" Guys are yo-"*Saw Shawn*

As then the lights were turn on and they saw a big screen

Nyx(yes I have an nickname now Hi My username feels long an mk sounded like someone initials) :"Hello There!"

*everyone started to pulled out their weapons only to find out they're weapons disappeard*

Nyx:"Don't worry i'll won't harm you guys, just sit down an relax if u don't harm me I won't harm you as you know your weapons are safe and sound like yourselves, now sit down There's snack and rooms anything just ask"

*Everyone then sits down and some felt awkward and some just remembering some stuffs*

Nyx :"oh yeah what you guys be doing won't affected anything,don't worry"

As Nyx make that announcement s.6 amy started having tears in her face and jack looks likes he's sad so as Ramona

Then Nyx muted theirself so they can't be heard by the others but you

"HEY YOU,YES YOU READER! WANT TO JOINED ME HOST THIS FANFIC! "

"COME JOIN RIGHT NOW BY COMMENTING " I WANTED TO JOINED "OR SOMETHING TO SOMEONE WHO WANTED TO JOINED SOMETHING!!! "

"PLS JOINED I FUCKING LONELY IN THIS STUDIO ,ITS LITERALLY IS HUGE AF LIKE THE BUT THE BUT THE THEATER IS HUGE TOO YOU SHOULD TOTALLY JOINED RIGHT NOW!! "

[a-z0-9-i-n-gram-completionist]

1:    0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p r s t u v w y    33/36    (23/26)    (10/10)

2:    00 01 02 10 11 12 13 16 17 19 23 34 36 41 51 68 85 ab ad ak al an ar at au av be bl bo bs bu by ca ch co cu de di dn do dr ea ec ed ee el en ep er es et ev fe fo ge gi ha he hi ho hu ib ic id ie ig ik il im in io is it iv ju ke kn ld le li ll lo lu ly ma mb me mi nc nd ne no nu oa of ol on or os ot ou ow pe po rd re ri rr rs rt ru ry se sh si so st su ta te th ti to tr ts ul um un ur us ut ve vi we ye yo    136/1296    (119/676)    (17/100)

3:    000 001 100 102 119 123 136 234 341 412 abo abs ade ake all and are art ate aus ave bec bel ber ble bou bso bsu but can cau coa cul dic did dig div don dre eat eca eel eli ely enc epe ers ery eve evi fee fou get git hat hav his hou hun ibl icu idi iev igi ike ill ime ion isi its ivi jus kno ldn let lie lik lio lli lou lut mad mak mbe mes mil nch ndr not now num oat olu one orr ost oul oun our ous out pea pos red ren rep rid rry rte run sho sib sol sor sou sta sts sur tar ted tel tha the thi tim tre uld ulo umb und urd use ust ute ven ver vil vis yet you    140/46656    (130/17576)    (10/1000)

4:    1234 2341 3412 4123 abou abso absu arte ated ause aven beca beli bers bout bsol bsur caus coat culo dicu digi divi dred eate ecau elie ench epea even ever evil feel four gits have houl hund ible icul idic ieve igit illi imes isib ivis just know liev like lion llio lous lute made make mber mill ndre numb olut orry osts ould ound peat post renc repe ridi rted shou sibl solu sorr soun star surd tart tely that this time tren uldn ulou umbe undr utel very visi    92/1679616    (88/456976)    (4/10000)

5:    12341 23412 34123 41234 about absol absur arted becau belie bsolu bsurd cause culou dicul digit divis eated ecaus eliev epeat every haven hould hundr iculo idicu igits illio isibl ivisi lieve llion lutel mbers milli ndred numbe olute ouldn peate posts rench repea ridic shoul sible solut sorry sound start tarte times trenc ulous umber undre utely visib    59/60466176    (55/11881376)    (4/100000)

6:    123412 234123 341234 412341 absolu absurd becaus believ bsolut culous diculo digits divisi ecause elieve epeate houldn hundre iculou idicul illion isible ivisib lutely millio number olutel peated repeat ridicu should solute starte tarted trench umbers undred visibl    38/2176782336    (34/308915776)    (4/1000000)

7:    1234123 2341234 3412341 4123412 absolut because believe bsolute diculou divisib epeated hundred iculous idiculo ivisibl million numbers olutely repeate ridicul shouldn solutel started visible    24/78364164096    (20/8031810176)    (4/10000000)

8:    12341234 23412341 34123412 41234123 absolute bsolutel diculous divisibl idiculou ivisible repeated ridiculo solutely    13/2821109907456    (9/208827064576)    (4/100000000)

9:    123412341 234123412 341234123 412341234 absolutel bsolutely divisible idiculous ridiculou    9/101559956668416    (5/5429503678976)    (4/1000000000)

10:    1234123412 2341234123 3412341234 4123412341 absolutely ridiculous    6/3656158440062976    (2/141167095653376)    (4/10000000000)

11:    12341234123 23412341234 34123412341 41234123412    4/131621703842267136    (0/3670344486987776)    (4/100000000000)

12:    123412341234 234123412341 341234123412 412341234123    4/4738381338321616896    (0/95428956661682176)    (4/1000000000000)

13:    1234123412341 2341234123412 3412341234123 4123412341234    4/170581728179578208256    (0/2481152873203736576)    (4/10000000000000)

14:    12341234123412 23412341234123 34123412341234    3/6140942214464815497216    (0/64509974703297150976)    (3/100000000000000)

15:    123412341234123 234123412341234    2/221073919720733357899776    (0/1677259342285725925376)    (2/1000000000000000)

16:    1234123412341234    1/7958661109946400884391936    (0/43608742899428874059776)    (1/10000000000000000)

all of the numbers that are divisible by 17 sound so absurd. 51? 68? 85? ridiculous. 102? absolutely not. and don't even get me started on 119

[lee-osbourne]

it's clear that prince doesn't want to be around you anymore. no one does :)

...Ye ah, m aybe the y do n't. I wou ldn 't blam e th em. I ha ven't re all y do ne m uch to wa rran t an yone wa ntin g anyth ing to do w ith me. My dad sur e di dn't wa nt me, A sher le ft me behin d, and no bod y rea lly bot hers to vis it me. Bu t you kn ow w hat? I don 't giv e a fu ck any more :) Wh ether th ey w ant me or not, it doe sn't f ucki ng ma tter, beca use th ey're stu ck wit h me. If t hey di dn't wan t to ha ve to dea l with me, m aybe th ey shou ld 've just le ft me alo ne in the f irst damn pla ce.

[freewillacquired]

(Autumn became confused by what he said, Jill..not liking him..but she likes them she was nice to them very nice those other humans were nice too like Carlos) "may be you r t al king ab ou t a no th er Jil l, t he Jil l I kn ow i s ve r y n ice" (they suddenly realized something the view of the street outside the cracked window was familiar, it's the street that lead towards the subway station a beaming toothy smile spread across their face) "th e S ub way! I kn ow we re w e a re com e on I wil ta ke yo u th ere" (with one hand far smaller then his they grabbed two of his fingers while tentacles wrapped up around his arm as they almost dragged him towards the exit) "J ill h as t o b e the re an d yo u c an me et he r s he w ill l ike yo u an d Car los to o h e's f unn y" (they stopped in place when they felt that their new friend wasn't moving and turn back towards him) "w hats wr ong?".

Nemesis sighed dejectedly. So this little one had made friends with Jill. Good on them. But... there was no way Jill was going to forget all the choking, the tentacles, and the times he knocked her into - or through - walls. Even if she was told that he had a mind now, a human one, and one capable of intelligent, rational thought, Nemesis knew Jill wouldn’t care. He was just a monster to her... he was sure of it.

No, he didn’t move when the other tried to pull him along. He just didn’t see the point in it. “Jill... won’t think... it’s a good thing... that I’n there. De-thore... i re-nen-dered... nyselth... I tried to kill her. She won’t... thorget that...”

[a-z0-9-i-n-gram-completionist]

1:    a b c d e f g h i k l m n o p r s t u v w x y    23/36    (23/26)

2:    ac ai al an ap ar as at au av be bl bo bu by ca cc ce ch ci ck co ct de do ds dy ea eb ed ee el en ep er et ex fe fo fr fu ge gg gh gi gu ha he hi ho hr ht hu hy ic ig il im in io is it ix ki kn ks la lb le li ll lo ls lt ma me mi mm mo mu my nd ng no nt ny od of og ol om on oo op or os ot ou ow pa po pp pt pu py rd re ri ro se si so st su te th ti to ts tt tw uc ul um un us ut uy ve wh wi wn wo xa xf ym yo ys    138/1296    (138/676)

3:    acc act ain alb all ano any app aun ave bee blo bod bum but cal can cci cco cis cki cks cou ded don eav ebl ebo een eli els elt epo ept ere ett exa fel fol for fro fuc ged get gge gho ght gim gul guy hap has hat hau hav her hic his hos hri hun icc ice ich igh ill imm ing int ion ith ixf kin kno lar lbu lea lic lix llo log low lse man meb mic mmi mor mou mus nde nds ngu not now nte nts nym ody ogg oll ome ony opu ord ore ost oth oun ous own pai pon pos ppy pti pus reb ric rig rom sep sic sin som sou sts suc ted tha the thi thr tin tio too tti twi uck ula und unt use usi uys whi who why wic wil wit wor xac xfe ymo you    156/46656    (156/17576)

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5:    accou ainte album anoth aunte blogg ccoun cking count eblog ebody elicc elixf epony eptio ettin exact felic felix follo fucki getti ghost gimmi gular happy haunt hosts hrice hunte iccis immic ingul inted ixfel leave licci lixfe logge mebod music ngula nothe nymou ogged ollow omebo onymo other ounde ounds ounts paint ponym ption reblo right septi singu someb sound sucks there thric tting twice uckin unded unted which xfeli ymous    72/60466176    (72/11881376)

6:    accoun ainted anothe aunted blogge ccount counts eblogg elicci elixfe eponym eption etting felicc felixf follow fuckin gettin ghosts gimmic haunte hunted ingula ixfeli liccis lixfel logged mebody ngular nother nymous omebod onymou ounded painte ponymo reblog septio singul somebo sounde sounds thrice ucking xfelic    45/2176782336    (45/308915776)

7:    account another blogged ccounts eblogge eliccis elixfel eponymo felicci felixfe fucking getting haunted ingular ixfelic lixfeli omebody onymous painted ponymou reblogg seption singula somebod sounded xfelicc    26/78364164096    (26/8031810176)

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9:    elixfelic eponymous felixfeli ixfelicci lixfelicc reblogged xfeliccis    7/101559956668416    (7/5429503678976)

10:    elixfelicc felixfelic ixfeliccis lixfelicci    4/3656158440062976    (4/141167095653376)

11:    elixfelicci felixfelicc lixfeliccis    3/131621703842267136    (3/3670344486987776)

12:    elixfeliccis felixfelicci    2/4738381338321616896    (2/95428956661682176)

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My post is getting reblogged by gimmic accounts this fucking sucks

[askthetraveller]

“Y-Yes! Spooky remember, Toxic small friend like Spooky! Like other friends! All friendly friends with Universe and Fluffy maker, remem-!“

“We nO FrieNd Of ThaT MOnSteR!“

“Fluffy Maker no monster! Good friend Spooky! Why Spooky come! Want find friends, Fluffy Maker help Spooky find Toxic in dark scary!”

“LiEs! SpOoKy LiAr! We WAnt GivE You CHanCe tO EXPlaIn, BuT GiVEn OnLY LiES! Why ToxIc NOt CrUSh SpOoKy InTO NoTHinG RiGHt NoW?”

“Wa-wait! Spooky no lie! We come peaceful much! No hurt promise! Fluffy Maker just want talk Toxic, work out happen, no bad really!“

“...“

“...“

“...“

“...SpOoKy KnOW WhAt wE thINk?“

“What Toxic think?“

“Spooky. Idiot.”

[taksshipis-tired]

Taki?? What are you saying your text is getting barly readable?? Please be okay?

#I CA##N ALRE##ADY REA#D M#Y T#EXT FI##NE! I DON’T KN#OW ##W#HAT’S GO##ING THRO##UGH!

[walkineternity]

Day 3: Delirium

(The Umbrella Academy x Sandman)

Klaus knew he was in trouble.

He had overdosed again. He tried to stay clean, for Ben and Vanya, for his other siblings, and for Dave. He so very much wanted to see Dave.

 But. He tried, okay. Tried so very fucking hard, and everyone was so focussed on Vanya that his efforts weren’t exactly…supported. Ben, of course, knew. And Klaus was grateful to have him. And he didn’t really blame everyone for not paying attention to him. They never really did that in the first place, unless he was causing trouble. And this time, it was because Vanya had nearly ended the world and he got that. He really did. He was trying to be there for them.

 But. He was an addict, okay. He can admit that. And…it was so hard to stay clean. He was so fucking high right now. He was so fucking sick right now. And Ben was yelling at him again.

 “Fuck! I can’t do this again, Klaus! You were doing so well! Fuck! I can’t even pick up the phone to call the ambulance can I! No! You are going to die in this alleyway and then I’m going to have nobody to talk to and, and, and you can’t leave me alone! Please, Klaus, please! Shit, okay, I’m going to try and get help, okay? I’m going to try.”

 Klaus felt himself drift. Ben was still talking, but then suddenly everything was quiet. He didn’t really get how he could still hear Ben with all the drugs in his system, but the other spirits had quieted down. And now, finally, Ben was gone too. He was going to die alone. Like he fucking deserved. His eyes shut, closing over tears that never fell and let the fog take him…

 Next thing he knew there was something licking his face. Okay, still alive. Still dying. Probably. He opened his eyes.

 Well. Where was he? This wasn’t the alleyway anymore. Maybe he wasn’t dying and he was already dead. But this wasn’t heaven. This was…he wasn’t sure. There were explosions of colours and shapes twisting in and out of existence and he felt simultaneously the highest he’s ever been and stone cold sober. He felt like he was awake and dreaming at the same time.

 And in the midst of all this madness, there was a rather ordinary looking dog, who was licking his face.

 “Well, hey there, boy. You wouldn’t happen to know the way back to reality now, would you?”

 He didn’t know what to expect at this point. And yet it still startled him when the dog stopped licking his face and spoke back. “Ah. You’re awake. Good. You don’t taste very good.”

 Klaus frowned. “Actually, I’m a snack. A delicious- wait. I’m…awake.” He sits up and looks around. Nothing was solid. There was no up and no down and he had no clue what he was sitting on because reality kept changing. Okay, he was definitely going crazy. “I don’t think I’m awake.”

 “Hm. Well. In a manner of speaking. And in another, you’re dead.”

 “Huh.”

 “You don’t sound surprised.”

 “Well, I’ve been dead before. And really, I was asking for it anyways.”

 The dog tilted its head, considering him, “I should be more specific. You’re only mostly dead, this time. This isn’t Death’s realm, but her sister’s.”

 “…mostly dead? What am I? The man in black now?” Klaus hadn’t seen the movie until his teens, when he was homeless and couch-surfing. Or rather bed-surfing. And old lover had the movie on VHS.

 “I don’t know what that means.” The dog huffed and then said, “I’m Barnabas, by the way. Not that you asked.”

 “Aw, what an adorable name!” Klaus tried to pet him, but Barnabas looked mildly offended and ducked his head away. He looked like he was about to say something snippy when a bunch of brightly coloured fish swam past his head. Klaus had been trying to ignore his surroundings for the sake of his own sanity, but this caught his attention.

 And then the…strangest voice followed after. “Ohhh, fishies! Come back here! …Hi, Barnabas!” He couldn’t really describe it. He could understand it, and for the most part it sounded like a young women’s voice, but something was distinctly…otherworldly. The voice sounded how this world looked. Chaotic, ever-changing, pitches and stresses in all the wrong places. It would have been called musical, if it wasn’t so discordant.

 And then a figure stepped out of the swirls of colours and then he realised that nothing was ever going to make sense in here. She was colourful herself. Rainbow hair cut in an odd style. Two different coloured eyes and the oddest combination of clothes.

 Though, honestly, he couldn’t say anything about his clothes. Currently, he was sporting the same outfit he wore in the real world and, frankly, wasn’t to off from this figure’s choice of clothes.

 Well, at least they had something in common. “Nice shoes,” he tries.

 The woman (girl? Young lady?) was talking to the dog and the fish, but turned to him at the sound of his voice. She drifted closer and peered down at him.

 “Well, hello there, traveler. You seem a little lost.”

 Klaus shrugged. She giggled. “Welllll, I suppose that’s, uh, that’s what you call life, now, isn’t it? Just a little bit lost and a lot bit lost! Go-ing on Forever!”

 Barnabas came a bit closer to her, to sit beside her, not quite touching, but close. Like he meant to offer her comfort. She absentmindedly scratched his ears, but still didn’t look away from Klaus. Oh, was he supposed to offer a reply?

“Well, I’m hoping that’s not the case. I’ve been trying, lately, you see, to settle down a bit. Stay clean and, y’know, be there for my family. Try to…have a home, a proper one.” His voice grew more unsure as he continued to speak.

 She was staring at him as he spoke, but not in his eyes. Just looking there briefly and then looking at his shirt and then his hair. Listening, but just couldn’t keep completely still. As she did, her nail polish changed colour and her ears changed shape and the rainbow in her hair shifted. This whole place was topsy-turvy. Strange how a talking dog named Barnabas was the sanest thing in here.

 She looked back up briefly into his eyes and then down at her feet. “It’s Nice to do things for fa-mi-ly. I have many Siblings too. I like to help them sometimes. You said I have nice shoes. Would you like to wear them? We can trade!”

 “Um.” Klaus wasn’t really sure what to say. “I don’t think our feet are the same size?”

 She frowned. “Oh, what does that matter? Its just for fuunnn. C’mon!” And she proceeded to take off her shoes. Which, were just as colourful as her hair. Rainbow boots that had really neat buckles shaped like the fish that swam around their heads.

 His were a solid black heel, stolen from Allison. They pinched his toes, not being the proper size, but they made his legs look gorgeous.

 Allison probably wasn’t going to be happy to learn her shoes were traded away, but then again, she probably wasn’t going to be happy with him either way. If he ever made it back, that is.

 He decided he should probably say all that out loud, and then he did, because they really weren’t his shoes, but the girl in front of him just sat down to better take of her shoes. “Oh, you’ll get out of Here eventu-ally. I like you, but you’re not mine to keep.” She finally managed to pull off both her boots. She was wearing mismatched socks, but those seemed to vanish. “And your family is just worried about you. If your sssister is mad, it’s only because she cares. You should ask them for help.”

 He shrugged and easily kicked off his own shoes, accidently kicking it too close to Barnabas. The dog just looked long-suffering.

 “They just think I’m useless and crazy. Well, maybe not Ben, but I’m not exactly doing my best there, y’know? He deserves to follow someone else around. Someone who won’t disappoint him again.”

 The girl hummed. “They say I’m crazzzzy too. But that’s alright. Mad-ness isn’t always a Bad thing….it helps when I know too much. Sometimes its nice to have a break from san-i-ty.” Here she started to slip on the heels and gestured at the boots, so Klaus grabbed one and put it on, stamping a little to get his heel in. Huh. Perfect fit. She continued, “And just because I’m mad, doesn’t mean my siblings don’t care about me. Doesn’t mean I don’t care about them. We aallll make mistakes, even Beings such as us, even little ones such as you, and we…oh, shoot, Barnabas! What’s the word? The- the Big one.”

 She glanced around as if the word she was looking for would suddenly appear. “You know. When the butterflies are iiiinn your body instead of outside them. Like stepping off the edge of a cliff, but knowing there is Someone to catch you, or for you to catch them.”

 Barnabas opened his mouth to say something, but she snapped her fingers (which made Klaus do a doubletake when the snap sound created visual shockwaves of colour, like they were in some sort of comic book), and then said, “Oh! Love! It’s lo-ve. We all love each other the same. They loved me when I was Delight, and they still love me as Delirium. I mean, look at Bar-na-bas!” She gestured with a heel in her hand. The dog sat a little straighter. “He was a gift to me from one of my bro-thers, to care and look afterrr me, and we’ve become such good friends! Destruction cares in his own way, and I know your siblings do too. You just got-ta….gotta ask, okay?”

 Barnabas smiled slightly. It looked a bit weird on a dog, but it seemed gentle. “I think we are the very best friends, my dear Delirium.”

 She put the other heel on and bounced up onto them, smiling at them both, at the world around them, at the tiny fish swimming above her head. The black of the heels swirled with spots of colour, but mostly stayed the same.

 Klaus finished doing up the buckles on both shoes and stood up too. He reached a hand up and the fish swam through his fingers and around his arm. The rainbow shoes felt warm and comfortable on his feet. He felt a bit giddy. He gave her a big grin and said, “Yeah. Okay. Sure. If I ever manage to get out of here, I’ll ask. Why not!”

 She gave him a grin in return. To match. Though hers stretched a little too far on her face. Still friendly, but not exactly a human smile. Her eyes changed colours too, but never the same colours at the same time. A fish swam in front of her face and this distracted her from him.

 “Well, how do I get out of here anyways? Not that I don’t mind your company, I should be getting back to the real world.”

 She looked back at him and seemed to startle a little bit. “Ohhhh, what were we talking about?”

 He blinked and looked at her and then looked at Barnabas, who said to her, in a reassuring manner, “It wasn’t important. Klaus was leaving soon anyways.”

 “Hm. My he-ad hurts. Was I talking Rightly again? That always Hurts.”

 “Yes, Delirium, but you don’t have to anymore. Why don’t we help Klaus go home and then play with the fish?”

 Klaus frowned at Barnabas in confusion. Delirium laughed joyfully and said, “Well, hell yeah! There’s only a few swimming around, buuuut I can make more!” She proceeded to spin around and do exactly that.

 Barnabas sidled closer to Klaus and said, “She does that, sometimes.”

 “What? Forgets?”

 “No. Remembers. The advice she gave you? How coherent she spoke? Does not happen often. You should take heed. The knowledge she has…is vast. So vast that it seems to…hurt her. Now, it’s time for you to go.” He didn’t say this roughly, but there was a sadness when he spoke.

 “Thanks,” Klaus said, heartfelt. “And thank her for me, too, even if she doesn’t remember.”

 Delirium wandered back over with a great many more fish swimming around, some bigger than others. Some so small he could barely see in the swirl of colours and shapes. “Oh yes! You!” She tapped him firmly on the forehead and said, “Say the magic words!”

 “Um, please-”

 “Wrong, so wrong. Try again.” And here she clicked her new heels three times.

 Klaus couldn’t help it. He laughed. He saw that movie too. And then he copied her action and said the “magic” words, “There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home. There’s no pla-”

 And then he was in an ambulance, the paramedic’s expression triumphant and relieved. Ben, hovering over him on the other side, looked similar.

 “Klaus, don’t ever do that to me again. You are so lucky there was this goth lady around. Apparently, you aren’t the only one that can speak to the dead. She was pretty Zen about the whole thing. Said it wasn’t your time and managed to find a nearby payphone. She didn’t even ask why I couldn’t call the ambulance myself!”

 Ben sounded a bit hysterical. The paramedic seemed to be chattering away as he checked Klaus’ vitals. Klaus felt himself tearing up. He could still feel the drugs in his system. “I’m so sorry, Ben. I can’t do this-”

 “C’mon, Klaus! I know you’re stronger- what about Dave-”

 “No, shit, Ben, just- I can’t do this alone, okay? I-I really need. I need help. I want to stay clean. Please. I just- please. I can’t do this alone.”

 The paramedic wasn’t paying attention to his babble, too focussed on actually keeping him alive, but Ben was listening intently. He tried to lay his hand on Klaus’ shoulder, but his hand passed through. Klaus shivered. Ben looked disappointed, but not surprised. He settled for leaning over, close to Klaus’ face, and said, “Never, Klaus. I’m here, okay. And the others…we’ll ask for help from them too. We’re all trying to be a family, right? And….and whatever you need.”

 Klaus felt tears in his eyes and with a rough voice he said, “Thank you, Ben. I always knew you were my favourite brother.”

 Ben rolled his eyes, but a smile tugged the corner of his lips. “Oh, please. I’ll remember that next time you say that to any of our other siblings.”

 “Why would Allison or Vanya be my favourite brother?”

 “Fuck off, you know what I meant.” Okay, definitely a smile now.

 And then Ben happened to glance at his feet. “Klaus, where the hell did you get those?”

 Klaus looked at his feet and saw that he wasn’t wearing Allison’s heels, but rainbow boots. Huh. So not a drug-induced dream.

 “Klaus?”

 “I’ve been thinking, Ben.”

 “Oh no. I didn’t know you could do that.” He gestured at the boots. “Are you not going to answer?”

 Klaus ignored him and stared at the boots. “I’ve been wondering if they might allow aquariums in rehab.”

 Ben stared at him a little. But he was also long used to Klaus saying weird stuff. “Well. If we manage to use some of dad’s fortune for rehab, they’ll allow us as many fish as we want. If…if that’s what you wanted the aquarium for.”

 It was…so fucking nice to hear Ben using ���us” and “we” like that. He knew Ben was stuck with him, but it felt…. like he wasn’t alone. That Ben meant it. That he was going to have help this time, from the whole family. And if they used dear old dad’s money…well. That would be icing on the cake. Petty? Yes. Deserved, even beyond the grave? Hell yes. He’s glad that he didn’t have another visit from him. He doesn’t think he could stand anymore revelations or disappointment from him. He’d take a bizarre realm of multi-coloured girls and fish and talking dogs any day.

 Though, he really didn’t want to go back any time soon. Being mostly dead was exhausting.

 “Yeah, Ben, fish. Lots of colourful fish.” His voice sounded further away, like hearing himself through a long tunnel. Klaus could feel his eyes droop closed.

 Ben laughed softly. “Anything you need, Klaus. Have some nice dreams for me, will you?” Klaus’ eyes were closed, but for a flash, he thought he saw someone above him. He couldn’t see features, just a strange helmet and black robes. A pale hand sprinkled shining dust onto him. Onto his closed eyes. And then the figure was gone.

  And he swore, right before he drifted off to sleep, that he felt Ben’s hand on his shoulder. But then again, it could have just been his imagination.

[casandaxel]

“Do y ou kn ow w hat it fe els li ke to li ve? Do yo u ha ve an y mem ori es to gra sp ont o of h ow a life is su ppo sed to b e?”

The static seemed to become more focused now.

“Or do you only remember pain? Pain, suffering, and the way you are? This was always how it was going to be.”

The dim light of the television illuminated Laertes’s face. The static got louder. Axel still hadn’t noticed, trying to pry the batteries out of the remote, looking around the room for new ones, to no avail. He didn’t know that the remote had nothing to do with it.

Axel didn’t realize something was wrong until the channel changed on its own. Or, not the channel itself. The screen continued to play static. It was the audio that changed. A screeching noise, getting louder, as if coming towards them through the television. Axel looked up at the television, but it was only static.

“Did you… hear something?”

@casandaxel

Laertes remains silent, staring and enraptured. They feel a creeping fear burning its way through the back of their head. It’s intoxicating.

[midnight-miseryy]

@cartoon-litschii

Final one! Had to make one about you too of course. So like we've known each other for such an ass long amount of time now and we've been through so much stuff together it's unbelievable. and like you have my full support. anyway thanks. like seriously you got me through so much shit and literally if it wasn't for you who knows if I'd still be here today. okay, out of the serious shit again we got enough of that already. So you'll always be my sbf and i look forward to see you in person again that's gonna be a load of fun! espec if i can get that guitar but like it's gonna be fun even if I don't get it anyway. you're a funky dude, you're great!

[wincestismyguiltypleasure]

And okay one more thing: I asked you a while ago about Sam/Jared and Star Wars...... so what about Sam/Jared with Obi Wan Kenobi? I imagine it would actually be fucking passionate love making. Damn. Or we could go in a different direction and just have Sam/Jared and Kylo Ren..... he’d fuck Sam/Jared up REAL good

Hey there, my fantastic Star Wars anon!! 💕💕 okAY SO LIKE I AM D O W N WITH SAM/OBI WAN BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT GORGEOUS BEARDED DADDY WOULD DO SAMMY RIGHT. 👌 BUT YOU H A D ME AT SAM/KYLO REN. AH!!!! They are both the biggest brats, oh my fucking God. There would be SO much hair pulling and biting and don't even get me started on Sammy loving it when Ren uses the force to choke him until he's gasping and begging for that big dick. 👌

(Is this gif of Kylo swinging his lightsaber necessary? No. Is it sexy as fuck and a major kink? You better believe it. 🔥)

[saoirseroleplays]

Why anon/ ooc hate has no place in rp.

Some groups I am currently in have had a real drastic increase in anon hate, and I quite frankly hate it. I hate to witness it and I hat to even acknowledge it. No not just for the means words, cause let’s be real we are adults and hopefully handle both good and bad feedback, but the mentality of those who send it and what it says about a rp climate. 

1. You are hiding behind a mask cause you are afraid your character will be seen in any bad light to have a beef with someone else. These people really confound me, humans are complex, humans make mistakes, humans don’t all get along... The problem is someone always finds out it was you, someone always takes it ooc because you know what, you took it there. The rp environment becomes intoxicated by this ooc climate /you/ are creating. 

2. That being said, you aren’t doing a thing to make the place more of a creative space, just deafening voices that are probably already a bit shy to speak up.

3. It’s uninspired rp, it’s not even using basic communication skills. If you can’t in-person have your character productively express their feelings and thoughts then you aren’t challenging yourself.

4. They are probably your ooc thoughts and feelings and you need to assess your mental health, take a step back and understand why it’s unhealthy to blend ic and ooc boundaries, why you are so doggedly obsessed with getting this one opinion of yours out there at the sake of friendships, human connection, a good sound plot etc..

5. I have often seen those who get upset about the littlest comment or gossip suggestion send some of the vicious anon hate. Why? Because they simply are hurt easily and need to hurt someone else as worse, they learned this through their childhood attachments that every time they got hurt by a caregiver they had to release it on to someone else to feel better themselves. If you are doing this often, you are unknowingly expressing how unsecure and unhappy you are. If you find yourself doing this often, I ask that you find someone to talk too.

6. It’s just a really crappy thing to do to say something /you know/ will inflict pain on someone else and yes I will avoid people ooc who display these kinds of behaviors because they aren’t healthy and I don’t want to further encourage someone’s unhealthy mental habits. I’ll be as nice as I can to you ic because I don’t believe in continuing the cycle of this pattern of behavior but I will distance ooc until I view someone as emotional stable again. 

And that is my biggest suggestion for someone at the end of someone else’s ooc/anon hate, ignore and delete their comments, it denies the dopamine rush to their brain that is mainly reinforcing their repetitive inappropriate behavior. If you know who it is, back up from emotional engagement with them till they have seemed to calm, sometimes directly speaking to the person may help but be prepared to perhaps not receive resolution that meets your own desire, consider expressing to them how ic you’d be comfortable with the plot yet their behavior is demonstrating ooc volitilty that they need to address and explain. You should never have to explain to someone else /why their behavior made you uncomfortable it is up to them to prove they know proper and productive ways to express their emotions or they are a risk to the group climate and the main rp should be made aware. 

[fectisdelights]

🎂 / t hat incident is the most well known thing to happen there, oh of course ill mention it, silly gusty !!!!

i kn ow, a robot ! w ith a.. weird feature to boot. say, bi-bi, i think you should come and visit my bakery ! i'll make a special cheese treat just for you !

hey hey everybody!!! i'm gustavo, and i'm here with my pal brick! we randomly wound up in this weird place and um... i guess we're gonna figure things out as we look around!

hi. am brick. no clue how we're here. confused

[v01d-anc3]

001

Austin leaned forward in his chair, completely intrigued by the show that he was finally able to watch. Hoodie was on a hunt with EJ. Most of the Proxies were out, actually... Austin was yet to get an assignment. He didn't get along well with the other proxies, so that meant he didn't have a partner yet. And it was quite obvious Slenderman didn't trust him as much as he trusted Masky. In fact, Austin felt like sometimes Slender regretted collecting him for a proxy.

Austin narrowed his eyes at the screen. The show was called Over the Garden Wall. It was a short series, but from what he had seen, it was very interesting. He quite liked the robin.

Austin jumped when Toby rolled onto the couch next to him. Toby didn't stay on the couch long before he fell off, but he still somehow ended up in one of those 'draw me like one of your French girls' poses.

"Whatchya w-watchin, Void?" Toby asked, yellow goggles glued to the screen. his voice 'ticked' when he spoke, making it sound like he stammered.

"Nothing..." Austin mumbled. He didn't mind the nickname he had donned since arriving at the mansion, but he did find it kind of annoying when people said that others should a-void him. He didn't object, though.

"N-nothing? Looks more l-like a kids show" Toby sat up and kept watching the screen. "Is this D-Disney?"

"I... I don't think so?" Austin frowned.

"Dang. D-did you know Sl-Slender appeared in o-one of the shows from D-Disney?" Toby looked up at Austin, looking like he was trying to break his neck. Toby tapped his knees continuously.

"No?... Which show?" Austin frowned, curious. Toby had finally pulled Austin's attention away from the screen.

"G-Gravity Falls. Good sh-show, that one. Very w-weird"

"... I see... I'll look into it"

"There's D-Doritos in it" Toby's cloth mask shifted, indicating he was grinning.

"... Don't know why I'd need to know that, but thanks?"

"No pr-problem! Also, c-came over here to t-tell you that we have to g-go shopping later"

"What? Why us?"

"I c-could ask the same th-thing, but it's a tr-trial thing. M-Masky is c-coming, too, to 'k-keep an eye on us'. Don't kn-know what that m-means"

"Oh, no, I have no idea" Austin rolled his eyes, but it didn't look like he did much because his eyes were pitch black now. Austin knew the shenanigans that Toby got up to sometimes. They were almost as bad as when Jeff gets arrested at times.

"I know! I'm a r-responsible person, you're t-too stupid to try and l-leave, and we're both d-dedicated people! Also we get h-hungry, too!"

Austin frowned at that, but didn't say anything. He pretended that Toby's stuttering made him think he said that, but truly he hadn't. He tried not to think too much into it.

"So, d-d-did you finally g-get rid of Jeff?" Toby asked. The show finished. Austin sighed. He had missed the end of it because Toby refused to stop talking.

"I don't know. He wasn't in my room when I woke up. Or... maybe he was under my bed, I dunno" Austin hummed in thought. Jeff was a tactical killer when he wanted to be, and he watches his victims for about a week before he kills them, to look at sleeping patterns. Apparently they fascinated Jeff, so he studied them. Jeff watched Austin sleep on most nights. Well, whenever he did manage to sleep. It was hard to sleep when a man with a grin slit from ear to ear was staring at you with unblinking eyes through the moonlight that squeezed through the gaps in the shutters. Slenderman had tried to stop Jeff from doing it, but eventually gave up when Jeff chewed/stabbed a hole through the wall from EJ's room to Austin's. EJ didn't even wake up from the commotion apparently. He did see Jeff crawl through the hole sometimes, though.

It kinda freaked Austin out.

"Huh. W-weird. Maybe h-he's out or s-something?" Toby frowned.

"Probably out killing unfortunate people" Austin shrugged, grabbing the remote and turning off the TV. "When do we have to go? Do we have a shopping list?"

"L-leaving w-when Masky g-gets back f-from the p-patrol with B-Ben" Toby shrugged, sitting up.

"So... roughly 5?"

"Maybe. M-maybe not. Never know t-till he's at th-the door"

"Which... is always 5 on the dot, whether his partner is with him or not"

"What, really?! I-I never noticed" Toby frowned.

"Well, you do get a tiny bit distracted a lot of the time when he gets back..." Austin reminded Toby.

"Th-that makes sense" Toby nodded. "Here c-can get boring a-a lot"

"Definitely"

"We sh-should go hunting a-again soon!!~" Toby giggled.

Austin sighed. Jeff and Toby were always trying to get Austin to 'hunt'. Hunting as in get out of the mansion and kill people at night. Austin admitted, he did enjoy it at least a little bit, but he felt guilty, which was, of course, normal.

"I... I guess it wouldn't hurt..." Austin mumbled softly.

"You turned s-soft again!!" Toby announced.

Austin was about to assure Toby that he had no way of getting any softer when the door opened. Ben Drowned walked in and to the couch. "Move over"

Austin shuffled over a bit for Ben to sit in his spot - the one closest to the TV - and Ben flopped down.

"UGH I hate going on patrol" Ben groaned.

"We all have to do it eventually" Masky said calmly. He then turned to Austin and Toby. "Ready?"

Austin realized he didn't have his shoes on, and quickly jumped up. "I have to put shoes on, I'll be quick"

Masky nodded once. Toby jumped up, already wearing a pair of Volley's, as Austin ran upstairs to his room. He entered his room. Austin stopped when he saw Jeff climbing through his window.

"How did you...???" Austin frowned, wondering how on Earth did Jeff get to the second story window.

Jeff fell on his face. "Ow"

Austin rolled his eyes and helped Jeff up. Jeff smiled at him, of course, then sauntered out of the room. Austin didn't question it and grabbed his black combat boots. He pulled them on then ran back downstairs. Masky was looking at his watch and Toby was bouncing up and down, seeming unable to get the ants out of his pants. Austin walked outside with the others following. The door closed and the long trek to the town began.

The walk was quiet for Austin. The other two were sending chatter between each other, but Austin was zoned out for most of the way there, except for when Toby accidentally bumped into him. Other than that, Austin remained quiet. Mostly trying to ignore the visions and voices he saw at times. Austin remembered he forgot to take his medication this morning.

When they got to town, it was dark and not many people were out. The walk seemed to have taken longer because Toby got stuck in a tree.

Masky handed Austin something, jarring him out of thought. Austin took whatever it was and looked at it.

It was a human looking mask and a hat.

"Put them on" Masky instructed.

Austin frowned but didn't object, sliding the mask on and donning the hat. The mask almost immediately made Austin sweat and feel stuffy.

"Keep your hands in your pocket and hunch over when a human comes around" Masky said, taking off his mask for the first time in front of Austin. Austin was surprised. "We don't want any attention drawn to us. We are just grown men going shopping. If anyone asks, we're flat mates. Don't look at camera's or they'll notice something off"

Austin nodded. His face felt itchy.

They walked into a small supermarket, and immediately Toby headed to the milk isle. Almost as soon as he left, he darted into the next aisle, holding a milk carton. Toby had grabbed a basket in the progress and was grabbing the usual items, like milk, bread, sugar and whatnot. Masky gestured for Austin to follow him. He did so as they walked to the meat section. Masky read a shopping list, chewing on his lip. Austin couldn't help but stare at Masky. Masky looked human without his mask on. That was a first.

"Camera's, Austin. Don't look suspicious" Masky mumbled softly.

"R-right, sorry" Austin looked away and pretended to look at things.

"Don't talk" Masky instructed.

Austin nodded in response and picked up some tomato sauce, reading the labels.

"We need some of that. Don't put it back" Masky announced.

Austin nodded. He held it quietly, looking for something else to do. Toby ran down the aisle, holding 2 loaves of bread and the basket, already full of stuff that was needed for living, including soaps and and Pop Tarts. Once Masky was done with what he was doing - collecting a small pile of meats for meals - they headed to the biscuit aisle. Toby started picking up more Pop Tarts, but Masky stopped him. He then tried grabbing Oreos, but Masky stopped him yet again, letting out a sigh.

"We don't need every single box, Toby"

"We don't have enough!"

"Yes we do"

"THERE'S NEVER ENOUGH" Toby complained loudly. A woman down the aisle looked over for a moment, before returning to grabbing a box of tea and leaving in a hurry. Masky grabbed a box of Maree's, some ANZAC biscuits and choc chip cookies before leaving the aisle in silence. Toby groaned and followed. Austin also followed.

They headed to the self serve cash register and Toby and Masky each took turns in scanning things in order to make it quicker. Austin shoved the items into bags and took as many as he could carry when they were done. They all left the supermarket and headed outside. It was even darker and colder than before. They headed down the street, back toward the forest, but stopped at the gas station.

"Toby, leave the bags out here. I want to get some smokes, and you can grab a drink" Masky turned to Austin. "You're in charge of the bags. If anyone steals anything, you will be blamed. What drink do you want?"

Austin frowned but then nodded. "A lemonade will do, thank you"

Masky nodded, placing the bags he had beside Austin. Toby dropped his, and they both headed inside.

Austin felt a little sketchy, especially since he was in a dark corner of the place. He couldn't help but feel proud, though. Masky had put Austin in charge of something, so therefore he was at least a little trustworthy. Austin planned to keep it that way. No one would steal tonight, anyway. They didn't have much of worth.

Yet Austin was wrong.

Austin jumped in alarm as someone slammed into him, shoving him against the wall and pinning him under their weight. They covered Austin's masks mouth with a gloved hand and held a gun to the side of his head.

"Keep yer mouth shut, boy, and hand over the cash" the man growled lowly.

Austin didn't have any cash. All he had was his phone, which hung in his pocket heavily. Austin felt a rush of adrenaline in his body, specifically his head. He panicked a bit, mostly because of the fact that the voice in his head was trying to convince him to let them take over.

"Stop stallin and hand it over!!"

Austin heard rustling, and knew the man had a comrade messing with the bags.

Austin had it then. Time to unleash his inner demon.

Austin closed his eyes and relaxed his muscles. As soon as he did, he was tossed back into the void.

And out came the true darker side of himself. Aka The Static.

They opened their eyes and a faint static sound was heard, their eyes now that static look.

"Shoot me" they grinned under the mask.

"What?" the attacker grunted.

"Shoot me. Right in the head. I dare you. I bet you don't have the guts. Is it even loaded, good sir? You haven't even cocked the gun" they chuckle slightly.

"How are you even talking?!" the guy snapped.

"I am inside everyone's head, Johnathan"

The man, Johnathan, gasped. He took a step back in shock. This gave the Static enough time to go completely rouge.

They punched the guy straight in the gut, causing him to double over, then they kneed him in the face. The guy groaned and cocked the gun, then aimed and shot directly between the inhabited eyes of Austin.

The guy going through the bags slumped to the ground. Johnathan backed up, staring at his now dead friend, then at the Static.

"H-how did you..." Johnathan stammered before the Static grabbed a pole lying conveniently on the ground. Johnathan cocked the gun then aimed and shot again, missing the Static's shoulder and somehow getting shot instead. Johnathan screamed in pain and dropped the gun. The Static was on him in a split second and cracked the pole over Johnathan's head. Johnathan slumped to the floor.

The Static then dropped the pole, grabbing the gun. 4 more bullets.

"This seems like a fun one to play with..." he mumbled.

He then turned and aimed the gun right at Masky as he and Toby walked out of the service station.

//Hey guys! Feedback is much appreciated!!

[gayspock]

dont rb, dnt rply. apologie5 la5t po5t im feelg. bad tonight. 

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[skyllion-uwu]

Fuck it, context for the dream. Most was written just after waking up so semi-coherence warning

Kris had to restore monsters after a whole bunch went missing. They also kept trying to call Gaster but eventually he stopped responding. (Note: First they were using the cellphone to discreetly call and then it escalated to them screaming up a staircase "WD Gaster, call me back" over and over again as they kept dialing his number on their phone) They were working with what looked like a couple of Snowdrakes?? They somehow restored monsters and now Kris was walking around a building full of monsters from Undertale and Deltarune and a whole bunch of new ones. Upon approaching one particular hallway, a monster faded in and said "Hey! I just wanted to let you know that you can go upstairs now!" They disappeared and Kris continued.

It was dark and Kris walked through an abyss with a set path as the music from Zone 3 of OFF when you're going to the Director played (editor's note: this track was specifically the latter half of "Endless Hallway"). It slightly faded as you went on eventually, there was a cage with a Mystery Man sprite slinking around in it. Kris approached and he went "*Chris". Then his form completely changed to a sort of orange-ish squished looking fella (editor's note: that's the thing in the og post) and he struggled more with trying to say "Kris" as his form kept changing and shifting and stretching and multiplying. He had full voiced lines and it echoed a lot. Eventually, he finally says "Kris." He congratulates them and says that he wants to get every squeeze of potential from them, and then a limp Vessel drops down, suspended by wires. Kris gets thrown into some contraption and Gaster is like "W hat is th ei r n a me?" (Perhaps not exact wording, but his dialogue had a ton of spaces in it like that) He looked towards the player and said "T hey Kn ow."

If you hadn't named the Vessel due to starting from a new Save, you had to do so at that point. If you said "Kris", Gaster said "BORING. Som ething ne w." If you said "Suzy", he grinned and said "PERFECT". I woke up at that point.

[Image Description: A simple, pixelated light orange bird-like head. It is squished and stretched out on a white background. /end ID]

Out of context from my dream last night: A sprite used for WD Gaster