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WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT!? AND WHY IS THE FURNITURE FLOATING????

haters will call me "annoying" but if i wasn't annoying i would've never gotten the opportunity to rest my head on my beautiful gf's chest so who's the real loser here

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Phillip.

i think.... i hauve covid

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Phillip.

i think.... i hauve covid

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THATS IT. IVE HAD ENOUGH

CHAT? I DRANK THIS FUNNY LITTLE DRINK AND IM FEELING WEIRD. LITERALLY SPROUTING BLACK HAIR

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THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!

CHAT? I DRANK THIS FUNNY LITTLE DRINK AND IM FEELING WEIRD. LITERALLY SPROUTING BLACK HAIR

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NO! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE *MY* PEPPERMAN IS, THIS IS JUST A PHONY RIPOFF!

CHAT? I DRANK THIS FUNNY LITTLE DRINK AND IM FEELING WEIRD. LITERALLY SPROUTING BLACK HAIR

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YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!

MY PEPPERMAN IS GONE FOREVER!! HE'S ALWAYS AROUND HIS SUPER FLYING HAMSTERS NOW, AND HE NEVER TALKS TO ME! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! I MISS MY SILLY PEPPERMAN!!!

CHAT? I DRANK THIS FUNNY LITTLE DRINK AND IM FEELING WEIRD. LITERALLY SPROUTING BLACK HAIR

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this sucks. i want my pepperman back :((((

HMMM..... URGE 70 BEC0ME 0NE WI7H 7HE FUCKING 2L0P

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I'M GONNA FUCKIN' KILL YOU, PIZZAHEAD!! RIGHT ON THE SPOT!!!!

CHAT? I DRANK THIS FUNNY LITTLE DRINK AND IM FEELING WEIRD. LITERALLY SPROUTING BLACK HAIR

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WHAT!? IF IT WASN'T YOU, THEN WHO WAS IT!?

CHAT? I DRANK THIS FUNNY LITTLE DRINK AND IM FEELING WEIRD. LITERALLY SPROUTING BLACK HAIR

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@realpizzahead WHAT DID YOU DO

CHAT? I DRANK THIS FUNNY LITTLE DRINK AND IM FEELING WEIRD. LITERALLY SPROUTING BLACK HAIR

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OH MY GAWD!!

CHAT? I DRANK THIS FUNNY LITTLE DRINK AND IM FEELING WEIRD. LITERALLY SPROUTING BLACK HAIR

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it's mean and inappropriate, pep-pep.

oh boy! i hope people aren't considering me a dilf right now

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mrrpp!!! :333

>~siometimes life is about the little things (hopping along with a meow meow)

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WELL NOW THEY DO!! DONT CONFESS THAT OPENLY

@realpizzahead HEY WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF WE DID CHANGED DRAGON FURRY ROLEPLAY

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i should probably warn you now but those letters aren't gonna stop coming

^^^what kind of dumbass arg is going on here^^^ ^^^i just got a letter that literally just says "PREPARE FOR TROUBLE (and make it triple)"^^^

^^^if you're going to reference pokemon of all things at least don't fuck that up^^^

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WAIT A MINUTE WHA NO I NEED TO GET THESE TO PEPPERMAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

yay!! the green good luck cupcakes i made for @thebestartisteverpepperman, @realpizzahead and the other girl are done!! these'll be the best surprise yet!