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HMMMMM bakugou being just. the absolute picture of sin.
he works overnight and comes home early in the morning, around 3 or 4 am or so, and you greet him and give him a kissy and ask how it all went. and even though it's still dark outside and he's been working for twelve hours—he's still coming off patrol, right ? so he's still got some energy left, and he eats something and takes a shower and winds down as you fall back to sleep.
and it's not until much later in the day that he wakes up, early afternoon, and you're kind of tiptoeing around so that he can get his much-needed rest. you slip into the closet of your bedroom for something and you think you're gonna get in and out without a sound, but his hearing is so attuned to just about anything and everything at this point.
so rough and raspy, he grunts out, "what're y'lookin' for?" and you whip around real fast and he's just—
half sitting up in bed, bare back leaning against the headboard. an arm behind his head, so that his bicep is tense and round and stone-solid. stretched like that, his obliques are more prominent, taut and rippling up the side of his ribcage. he must have gotten hot while passed out, as he usually does, because the comforter is all askew; one of his legs is bent, the fine hair a dark gold in the waning day; the other is hanging off the bed, lightly swinging as he watches you, and the blanket has come down enough that you can see the bulge of his thigh muscles beneath his stupid tiny black boxer briefs.
and he's just so. man. in every single way.
(his hair is flat on one side, too, and his eyes are still a little puffy from sleep—but you think that adds to it, all in all)
#i have to get this image out of my head you don't understand#please take this from me i'm PLAUGED by him#he's so WAAAAHHH#like. he's always handsome. always. at all times.#but sometimes he opens his big fat mouth enough that you forget just HOW handsome#and then suddenly he's sitting there looking so cozy in your bed and softly blinking at you while looking like THE MOST ENTICING GUY#ON THE PLANET#and you're like............................oh my god.............#please take this image from meeeeeee GET IT OUT I'M SICK#✿ theme: domestic bakugou#✿ thoughts: bakugou#i've been back less than twenty-four hours and already i've had so much to say LMAOO
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absolutely insane i get to draw headscarves again
#kostik draws#secret life#secret life fanart#goodtimeswithscar#gtws#gtwscar#fanart#hes so prettyyyyyyyfnfbhhf#using every muscle in my body to hold back from gushing about how much i need him#whatever !!!!!!#i love drawing patterned scarves. hes just like meeeeeee#gnc king. kisses his forehead. sends him out to the masses#update tumblr killed the quality on click im devastated . its ok im fine . doesnt even get to me#if you want a higher quality face for pfp send me an ask thumbsup
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what's left of humanity
#alternatively titled: everyone's dead (except meeeeeee 😁)#hes also dead but you get the point#id in alt#ultrakill#mysterious druid knight#vm's art
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jamie flapping his hands hopping in a circle while crying and repeating "i dont know i dont know i dont know" when roy asks him whats wrong. hes just likeme Fr
#when everything is So Much and you need it OUT#get outttt of meeeeeee#yeehawing#ted lasso#ted lasso spoilers#jamie tartt
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toji is so dad sometimes it's so hot
#sees you do everything even when he's not looking#always knows when you're lying#gives you lectures about how you'll catch a cold if you don't wear proper clothes#does the proper dad pose while watching tv#says he's just resting his eyes and then falls asleep#can fix everything and everything#does not fuck around about his meat#like beef and chicken get your mind out of the gutter smhhhh#anyway#lip bite emoji#nobody question me i can't think too deeply abt this or my brain will melt away#save me papa toji save meeeeeee:333333333#mayor of loserville
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a a a a a a a a a
playing dress up with aventurine. where he’s your pretty little doll. trying on clothes because he likes to show off how pretty he looks in everything. except the clothes gets progressively raunchier… and sluttier… and more revealing. until he finally comes out in just lingerie, expecting some kind of reaction from you.
but you’ve just been looking on with a mild smile on your face, barely even a chuckle as he climbs onto your lap. aventurine can feel the familiar anxiety in his belly, the doubt growing in his mind. but he can’t turn back now; instead he grabs your hands, bringing them to his waist as he puts on the overconfident expression he knows all too well.
he spills his honeyed words, his eyes drawing you in. he’s far too pretty—gorgeous even—for you to ignore him like that. so he toys with the loosely tied bow across his chest; it wasn’t meant to stay tied for long, one small tug and it all comes undone.
he feels your thumbs rubbing along his waist, hands squeezing slightly and aventurine feels right on the edge. so, so close, he’s almost got you. the thrill of winning just within reach, just a little more…
“you look amazing in this one as well, i’m sure your lover will deeply enjoy it,” your easy smile and relaxed frame gave nothing away, toying with the silky fabric of the lingerie.
and he nearly stumbles as you move to stand, signaling the end of your little ‘meeting’. you’re not sure what he’s looking to gain from doing this, especially since he has yet to propose some kind of deal to you. however, it was getting late, and it wouldn’t look too good on either of you if you were seen leaving his residence so late in the night.
“if there’s no other outfits to show me, i think i’ll take my leave then. have a good night, aventurine.”
you’re gone before he can even think of an excuse to make you stay. or rather, if him dressing up like such in front of you isn’t enough to get you to stay, what else is a man to do?
#turns out#you’re denser than a bag of bricks#oopsies#you’re just coworkers#friends if we’re being generous :)#did i cook with this or am i actually tweaking rn i don’t know#sometimes u follow a train of thought and it leads you to funky town#anyway#i want him to be desperate#wracking his brain thinking HOW DO I GET THEM TO WANT MEEEEEEE wails and cries#he’s a peacock of course#he only shows off his pretty feathers and draws you in#but you have to be the attacker heh#he can’t make the first move what is he desperate (he is)#the first person to fall is the loser obviously#and aventurine never loses#six.writes#hsr aventurine#aventurine honkai star rail#dom!reader#sub aventurine#honkai star rail
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I can't....
I can't stop thinking about them man.
Fucking hell!
Fucking shit!
This is bullshit!
Look at this two identical trains!
I can't get them out of my head😭
Like seriously...
I'm supposed to be thinking about platonic DC x reader! Not platonic Emmet/Ingo x reader 😭😭😭 What have you done to me?!?!
#crossover#dc x reader#Emmet And fucking Ingo#Emmet and Ingo#Pokemon#Platonic yandere#Emmet x reader#Ingo x reader#The fuck did you do to me?!?#Why am I thinking of a Brud!reader in a freaking train with Emmet and fucking Ingo???#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THESE TWO#brud!reader#Platonic Ingo x reader#Platonic Emmet x reader#Pokemon x Sprunki!reader#Yandere ingo#Yandere Emmet#GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD#GETOUGETOUGETOUGETOUGETOUT#I DONT TO BE AN EMMET AND INGO BRAIN ROT#HELLPPP MEEEEEEE AAAAHHHHHHH#platonic yandere x reader#yandere batfam#yandere superfam
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i could fight theodore nott
#you get me#you get meeeeeee#he probably has like a small smirk too i want to punch him in the face#why can’t he be real#or my bf
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A (slightly angsty) domestic zukka hc I’ve been thinking abt a lot: I think Zuko would have a sort of knee-jerk flinching reaction when anybody touches his scar (with katara he looks like he’s bracing himself and with mai his whole upper body is sort of being held in place by her) (which i definitely think mai did on purpose to make him feel more comfortable but anyways) I think Sokka would after the first time figure out Zuko flinches hard even when he sees it coming and he’s The Plan Guy so I think he would secretly experiment and find out Zuko doesn’t flinch when sokka drags his hand from a different part of him (like his hair) onto his face. So he just starts doing that and it takes Zuko a stupid long amount of time to realize “hey Sokka touches my face a lot and it doesn’t suck. I wonder why🤨” until one day he figures it out like Sokka you sneaky shit you were nice to me and I didn’t notice
Bc the whole “zuko lets Sokka touch his scar bc he trusts him and he’s super normal abt it” is nice but it doesn’t feel realistic? You can trust someone a whole lot and still have instinctive trauma reactions. I think it’s much sweeter if Sokka notices and figures out a way to make it better without being asked.
Oh….. I’m….. this is a nice one 👍🏼
#ARREGEHSJKASJDASHJDKHGSADJHGSJHGSDMGHASDMHGSAGHMDSAHMGDMHGSAMHGDSGHMADGHMDMHGASMHDAGHMSDJHGDSSJGHSEJHDDSEDSE#?????????#hey anon????#you didn’t think u could get away with this right????#like this isn’t absolutely devastating in the best way possible???? RIGHT#??????#I’m ROLLING AROUND CRYINF SCREAMING WAILING THROWING UP BANGING MY FISTS ON THE WALL???#THIS IS ACTUALLY THE MOST TENDER SWEET ANGSTY THING IVE EVER READDDDD HOW COULD#HOW COULD YOU#HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEEE#ANON IM PUNCHING YOU IN THE FACE AND KISSING U ON THE KNUCKLES#DASHIUDUKHSADKUHDAKHSUKHUAD#NEVER RECOVERINF BRB 👍🏼#(thank you for your contribution this is beautiful and I’m going to think about this for the rest of my life)#atla#zukka#zuko x sokka#asks#my asks
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Sanlu marriage proposal but it only happens because Luffy’s jealous
“If Pudding got to (almost) marry Sanji then why can’t I??! >:((((”
#One Piece#Sanlu#Sanji#Lusan#Luffy#Sanji: Luffy you can’t just PROPOSE MARRIAGE like that what the hell—#(He is blushing from head to toe and literally glowing with happiness but whatever)#Luffy: Sanji is mine so I should be able to marry Sanji!! 😤#Luffy: See I even got you this!!#And he shows him a ring#Sanji: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THA#Nami in the corner: 😏#Nami: Maybe I’m a cheapskate but not when it comes to this. I made sure he got you the BEST ring#Sanji crying his eyes out: O-Oh my god??#Sanji: You’re actually serious 😭😭😭#Luffy: Yes!!! Marry me Sanji marry me Sanji marry meeeeeee#Sanji: O-okay 🥺💖#I’M NORMAL ABOUT THEM I SWEAR. I PROMMY#Shima speaks
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anyway to end the series on ganondorf tp's writing, my take (which isn't canon but arguable as a valid "death of the author" read imo) is that he is at his most iredeemable AND that's because he has zero things left to lose and no community left and his goal doesn't even make sense anymore he is parasitic and a ghost and pathologically obsessed by his own godlike legitimacy because that is the only thing he still has and it has prolonged his life in a horrible diminished state in a nightmare dimension so SURELY it must mean something right right RIGHT
#thoughts#twilight princess#tp#tp ganondorf#ganondorf#sorry I am quite frustrated by the Discourse#there is a middle ground between evil bad evil bad and uwu baby!!!!!!! and it's the most interesting reading!!!! aaaaaa#even him not mentioning the gerudos being immediately taken as him not caring about them is veeeery frustrating to me#like#imo the three arguable arguments about what happened to the gerudos are#1) they left hyrule because fuck that shit (real and valid) and he would have felt betrayed#2) they collaborated with hyrule to subdue him (??? that seems weird to me but sure why not) and he would have felt BETRAYED#3) they were genocided because they stood by him#and of course we could assume he doesn't care (even if he drapes his execution sword in gerudo patternings which)#(not gonna lie is probably artists not really paying attention to motives but it's still interesting and noticeable)#but wouldn't that be like. deeply traumatic either way.#would you talk about your people to the enemies you hate. would you remind them of what they took from you#in ww they are children and he is old and had time to reflect#in tp he suffered nonstop and then rejected all connection and all community and is feverishly obsessed by what almost was#and they are not children there is no generational thing happening they are all royalties (and link!!! hi link!!) the beef is genuine#and EVEN IF he doesn't care that would at least be a massive wound to his ego#he had an ego collapse followed by a massive ego surge that's literally his canon character arc#so of course he would be weird about the gerudos!! how could he not be weird about the gerudos!!#again we are always assuming lack of interiority by default for ganondorf and that annoys meeeeeee#especially when there could be unbelievably interesting and tragic interpretations from what we get
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OH YEAAAH? WELL I ALREADY CLAIMED THE PANIC ATTACK IN WATER ONE A FEW MONTHS AGO SO WE ARE IN SYNC MY BROTHER LETS KEEOP GOING
What if I said that Garmadon had a panic attack when he woke up in complete darkness because for a second he had thought he was back in the Departed realm! What if he had a whole episode where he could feel everything feom the ressurection all over again coupled with more traumatic flashbacks to a sacrifice he couldn’t remember himself making with harumis words echoing in his ears to remind him that his son doesn't love or trust him and neither did his dad for keeping so much from his "pewvious little monster"
What if I tell you Garmadon had traumatic flashbacks to when he tore apart mytsakes dead body and consumed her corpse like a hunt- his memories bombarding him with the insatiable hunger he suddenly felt upib seeing what remained of her body until bot even bone was left (I'd like to add that in my au/hc mystake is alive so this would only happen if she had put lowly biker member in her place through hallucinations which yes means a random dog member was ragged to death by the hungry lord while harumi watched on knowing she could be next if he turned around too quickly-) but he doesn't know she is alive so he thinks he aye another oni and worse yet.. someone who was possibly his mother..
And what if I then said that upon eating food for the fiest time in forever, he was like some carnal beast - devouring the food like... well.. the Devourer.. such a revaltion caused him to have a depressive episode and nightmares of being the Devourer ending with him waking up screaming upon his "death" in the dreams and splitting headaches after.
And what if I said that he was so lonely that whenever he is touched gently or kindly by someone he trusts, he starts to cry softly in their embrace. Vinny held Garmadon's cheek in his warm hand, feeling the cold flesh of the oni against his palm like a hit of cool night breeze against a cosy stained window. That coolness was lost, however, when hot tears rolled down Garmadon's face, shocking the camera man to look up at the weeping lord who kept his eyes closed and mouth pressed together in a hopeless attempt to quell the sobs threading to escape his knotted throat.
What if I say that he can't drink tea without suddenly hearing his father's voice feom the past echo in his ears causing him to drop the cup and splutter on the tea before it turns to the worst hallucination ever; the tea started to burn his mouth and cook in his throat, his helpless spluttering doing nothing to cease the pain throbbing in his neck while the haunting scolding of his youth played in his ears like a broken instrument, taunting him for his wrong doings. Eventually, the sensation of liquid had left his throat but left his mouth warmer than a stove! Suddenly exhausted, Garmadon slumped in his place, his eyes pinched tight as sweat ran down his brow: a river of stress pouring off his neck like bullets. It took him a minute to calm - if he was calm at - all before he could straighten his poor posture to let in a gasp of a breath. Wu would tell him what to do.. if tea could not fix him, wu could. Wu was like tea in that regard; he would always be the ghost of their father..
Made what if I said that I have nothing more.. not now, at least. So, you've won, Green. You've won. <3
yeah? and what if i said garmadon has nerve damage and is partially deaf from where he was struck by lightning during his battle with wu?? what then???
#OMG BRRROOOO IS SO RIGHT YESSSS#YOU GET ME GREEN#YOU GET MEEEEEEE#LEETTTTSSS GOOOO#this is my favourite series of posts ever.#so mamy AWESOME hcs :D#LIKE UGGGGGHH OML YESSSSS#ogzie's yappin#hc#lord garmadon
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Cy def stole that cig from him. Sauron is not impressed
#oh but you cant hate meeeeeee#he cant no but he can make you go buy more cy#finally i had time to draw ma boys again#they will eat least get draw once together in Feb ok! it is to be#fantroll#fantrolls#art#artwork#portraits#own character#sauron yetzar#cyrusk belgor#da BOIZ#homestuck#hiveswap
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was watching sykkuno's vod of the fruit mountain tournament coz I didn't catch his pov and man, somehow my man Pactw was really like hi nice to meet you my favourite person on the qsmp is Fitmc
#im just playin coz my god it's actually so cute “we're like a family you know?”#HIDEDUO AND MORNING CREW COME BACK TO MEEEEEEE#qfit pls get your ass outta that cave and back to your boyfriend#qsmp#pactw#fitmc#hideduo
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mickey i fear youre the only one who can match my freak .. OLEASE FUCKKKKK CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT TOJI N SOMNO FUCKMEEE
FUCJCKKC I NEED HIM SO BAD . toji using u in ur sleep but accidentally waking u up in the process of him sliding his thick cock into you , but he doesn't care , rlly he prefers u when ur all dazed and sleepy like this . he shushes you when you whine at the stretch and just tells you "go back t'sleep, doll." he has to hold himself back from cumming so quick when you clench around him tight when u finally realize whats happening FYCICKKKK
anyway hai mickey boo how are u on this wonderful day :3
SOMNO MENTIONN LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i genuinely think that you would always wake up bc he's just so big yk...... he peels off your pants and then just kneads your ass a little while palming himself over his own pjs aaaaand then he's parting your cheeks so he can get a good look at your holes and oooh my god it takes him so much effort to not let out the loudest groan ever..... and then he leans forward to press a kiss to your cunt . the first one is always a proper kiss. aaand then he's placing another and another and another, coating you with his saliva to get you nice and ready for him. plays with your folds and rubs your clit with his eyes all heavy and low fuck you look so so so pretty like this... and thaaat's when he finally pulls his own pants down too, spitting down onto his cock and giving himself a couple of firm pumps before lining up his leaky tip with your tight little hole mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
he always likes to get all close to you too like he never stays upright while fucking you while you sleep bc for one. he doesn't want you get too scared yk he wants you to feel good too and two. he just loves being close to you. that's it. he presses himself against you as he grinds his hips into yours at a deliciously slow pace, occasionally biting your shoulder and the crook of your neck to stifle his own moans.. he always ends up cumming so fast too bc you're just so fucking cute like this, all pouty with your eyebrows scrunched together, your hands pawing at his chest like a little kitten as he fills you up with his cum mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
#this like triggered smth in me hello#i wanna do this with him sooo badd:((((((((((((#i've been thinking abt this lil scenario soo so much lately ooh my goddd#YOU GET ME JJ YOU GET MEEEEEEE#let's make out rn#oh and btw i am not fine thank you very much i will be thinking abt this for the rest of the night#HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#need need need need need#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#jj <3#friends!!#toji#cw somnophilia#mickey is daydreaming#toji smut
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johan trying to calm darling down, but darling starts crying for her mom in panic and anguish and johan just.... riding along with that lol.
#he starts to shush you down and tell you it's alright... it's alright. your... your mommy is right here...see?#and you just have to pause for a second because what the FUCK is he talking about?? 😭 you're now both scared AND confused.#6ft tall blonde german kidnapper shushing you and calling himself your mom like GET THE FUCK OFF MEEEEEEE????#c.johan liebert#tw incest#tw mommy kink
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