#YOU CANT CATCH ME MATSU BLOGS

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I only followed my other blog and Tumblr is already trying to taint me with these Osomatsu san blogs a;sldkjfa;l

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this request has acc been in the inbox for like a year its one of the only ones i didnt delete when clearin it out bc this is like. a staple on any scenario blog so. here u go - mod adri

osomatsu

kissing osomatsu is…not the best. at first. kissing osomatsu is not entirely dissimilar to kissing a labrador with very grabby hands. its safe to say that your first kiss is not brilliant. the two of you are hanging out and talking as usual, although osomatsu seems oddly focused today, like hes trying extra hard whenever he speaks which is completely unheard of when it comes to the eldest matsu. he tells a particularly ridiculous story and you cant help but laugh, and thats when it happens- osomatsu kisses you. surprisingly, its just a short peck; hes testing the waters. you didnt recoil in disgust, so like, thats all he needs to know before his hands are at your ass and his tongue is just…everywhere? at once? its bad. quite endearing, but still. awful. osomatsu is not a good kisser, nor does he intend to become one. kissing is just for show for him. 1/10 would not ever recommend

karamatsu

a first kiss from karamatsu is nice. thats the only way it could be described. its an overall sweet experience and not Too Much, frankly. hes brought his guitar to the park where youve both come to relax for a few hours. the conversation has slowed but its a comfortable silence. its an involuntary response from him, even catching himself off guard, when he leans forward and plants a kiss on your lips. he lingers pretty close for a few seconds before it dawns on him- he just kissed you. oh god, he just kissed you. “m-m-m-m-my a-a-angel!! you must e-excuse me for i dont know what c-came ove-” you silence his red-faced rambling with another kiss, which is probably for the best. 8/10, very sweet, would recommend

choromatsu

you initiate it. sorry, you just have to or absolutely nothing is going to happen. over the past few weeks, youve noticed how much more affectionate youd become towards choromatsu, holding his hand in public and invading his personal space a lot more (both of which caused the green matsu to become increasingly flustered, though he hardly protested) and that was when you decided kissing choromatsu matsuno would be a decent next step to showing him you liked him. kissing choromatsu is like a rush of cool air on a hot day, its refreshing and familiar, you found. what was originally going to be a peck on the cheek turns into a peck on the lips, due to some debatably ‘unfortunate’ head turning on choromatsus part. he almost immediately pulls back, red-faced and wide-eyed. little do you know, this would be a trend for months to come. 6/10 would maybe recommend

ichimatsu

ichimatsus first kiss with you isnt fantastic. it mainly consists of bumped foreheads and clashing teeth. you and him are in an alleyway, squatting, trying to coax a cat out from underneath a dumpster (because of course you are. literally what else would you be doing with this man.) you lose your balance from leaning forward too far, nearly falling into gross bin water- but ichimatsu catches your arm and you end up facing him from the momentum youve caused. youre face to face with him. very very close. out of fear of too much ‘sexual tension’ ichimatsu rushes to kiss you, this is what normally happens on tv!!! what else is he meant to do?! his hastiness causes bumped noggins, and he probably wont speak to you for a week after, out of sheer embarrassment. 3/10 would probably not recommend

jyushimatsu

he certainly is determined. hes been psyching himself up for about a week to do this, and this is no secret. you often catch him staring at your lips a lot and smiling to himself (more than usual) when hes with you. he turns to you one morning and asks if he can kiss you. you say yes. grabbing onto your shoulders, his face is scrunched up and mouth is puckered as hell as he leans in and kisses you lightly. and- oh. thats it. seriously? not that it was bad, it was very sweet but…you expected a lot more bouncing and fidgeting from this boy. thats when you lean back and see his face, full of anticipation and hope. you cant convey how much you care about him so you decide to show him, and thats when you start kissing him back. then the excitement starts 10/10 incredibly endearing and adorable would definitely recommend would recommend everything about this boy

todomatsu

hes practically got it all planned out from the moment he first sees you. it would happen on the second or third date, he wouldnt want to seem too eager. hed get you to walk him home and hed do it right outside his house, knowing his brothers would be watching. of course, as this is todomatsu, his plan succeeds. at the end of your second date, todomatsu feigns worry about walking home alone despite it still being light outside and, well…you just cant say no to that face, can you? its a closed lip kiss that lasts slightly too long (for dramatic effect) and youre pretty sure you can hear his brothers screaming from indoors. very skillful but unsettlingly calculated 9/10 would recommend nonetheless