#YOU BROKE HIM

[malwaresilly]

Regret? Sorry, baby, that ain't in my vocabulary~

[Malware.ExE has stopped responding]

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

Cutie straight FUMBLED Geordi. Like shit just give him to me u ain’t have to do all that🙄

[eggyolkguzzler]

...

*Grumbling something about how he's a very handsome princess.*

[the-real-dickmaster]

If all of mankind came from your nuts, aren’t you fucking your own kids?

“I-…”

“I mean.. I…”

“Well you—“

“I—Well you see, it’s uhm.”

“IT’S ONLY THE HEAVENBORN!! SHUT UP!!”

[bearlydruid]

Contined from here! with @partygcthered Oh - how strange. He'd misheard her. Again. He was far too young to be worried about his hearing. He'd been halfway down a plait in her hair, stopped suddenly when she seemed to be so casual as she short-circuited his brain. The baby wouldn't wait? That seemed so quick, and then Miri admitted that she had been feeling pain all day.

"Miraeth Gladespring!" He damn near yelped her name out. "Since morning! And you didn't tell me?!" Halsin shuddered, "What do you mean you don't think the baby will wait?" If this was the Grove, he would have sent one of the animals for the healer - but then it dawned on him.

He was a healer.

Halsin swallowed thickly. He needed....he needed an adult. An adultier adult than he was.

[voodoodaaddy]

🥚 "You're a father now!" It's a lie, Lucifer is just handing him a boiled egg – still a little warm to the touch – to see what his reaction will be.

Send a 🥚 for my muse to receive an egg

Alastor's eyes grow to the size of saucers. That can't be right? Does Lucifer lay eggs? The stag stood there staring at the egg in hand. While yes, this could be a trick, it's also a possibility. Lucifer is an angel and...well...it can happen right? Alastor realized he hadn't been breathing for a minute before he starts up again. His heart going a mile of minute.

"I--I---WELL this is a surprise! I had no idea you were expecting!" Oh hell, he'll have to be a father! Could he even be a good father? Was he worthy of a child?

[real-sanemi-shinazugawa]

I just printed a photo of u and poured period blood onto it. Are we okay though?

No.

[explodcor]

@itsumoegao said: 📗 Izuku would try his best here as it seemed Kacchan liked more suggestive ... Flirting. Here goes. "I know you've ranked top 3 in our class but I want you to know if Mr. Aizawa ever tries to fail you, I'll always be there" heart hands, "to rail you."

At first he was confused on where Deku was going with this, but once the nerd got to the end of his sentence, Katsuki's face lit up ten different shades of red.

"...r-rail me...?" he echoed quietly, not believing what he heard leave the nerd's mouth. Did Deku even understand what the fuck he was saying?!

Katsuki.exe has stopped working. Send help.

[suzuki-sibs-bar-and-grill]

STOP! PLEASE! STOP FIGHTING! YOU ARE BOTH WRONG! MARI, so people are irredeemable. Sunny, just kill him when we're done. Just stab him, or hang him. I am in pain. My eye was shot. I lost my brother. His killer was comforted instead of me. I was brushed aside after a Truce was made. I was kidnapped, forced to eat BULLETS, BUTTERCUP FLOWERS, HAD MY SKIN CUT SO MORE BULLETS COULD BE PUT IN MY SKIN, 6 BULLETS WERE ROUGHLY SHOVED IN MY EYE, AND YOU KNOW WHAT!?

You two fighting...is somehow worse than all that. Ok Gregory's death was worse, but this is the SECOND WORST!

This is getting us nowhere, Sunny. This argument, the killing, the torture, it's all pointless.

...

Pointless...

[samsung-music-official]

can i mpreg u (:

-(@yeah-id-mpreg-that)

... Uhhh...

I mean..

WHAT KIND OF QUESTION??

[askjimdefroque]

You're such a good boy ;)

UhsgshhhHhhdhbdbhh

[hells-greatestdad]

"I don't honestly think Satan can fuck as good as you." *She smirked over at him*

"What."

[ask-emoripals]

Resident Snuuyologist here!

If you don't want him eating plastic you can peel the shell off the N64 as he only needs the components for a healthy diet

🏀: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NO! WHY ARE YOU ALL LIKE THIS!?!!

*Proceeds to start sobbing*

[dick-meister]

Stunned silence. It’s beautiful….. Can one man truly handle such a fact about someone?? Nay.

[awfullydrawnkarkat]

Giving you a kiss on the back of the hand like a proper gentleman

CG: I- WH- WUH. HUH.

[gallant-gained]

Mitama: 👄

Sinday deserves a smooch! Send 👄 to kiss my muse

The gesture took the prince completely by surprise! He gaped at her afterwards, touching his fingertips to his lips.

"Mitama," he sputtered. "I...I never knew!"