#YOU ARE SO STUPID

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

rereading the outsiders (everyone grab their pearls n act surprised) n thinking about how Pony cannonically likes to draw Dally when he's mad bc Pony can capture his features best then n also Darry making Ponyboy put a bandaid on his cut

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

"Christian holidays are just stolen pagan holidays" people when they learn what syncretism is

[strwbrrysauce]

matthew murdock babygirl, please for the love of god, stop putting yourself in situations all the time, take a break

[officialtayley]

i still sort of feel like they broke up but are on good terms and that explains the weird break, the silence, the confsusion, the selling of the hous, her not wearing the t+a necklace since the break etc.

[milkteahoe]

Some of yall are so stupid and dumb I can’t take it anymore

[reigningm4x]

Sky Sports burn in hell

[stairs-feooff]

ALL THAT BEING SAID would it kill the man to say ‘I’m sorry I didn’t know it was harmful im listening and learning’

[mcflythrills78]

Dougie Poynter doing 'the slug'

[chiefnooniensingh]

Carlos going into abandoned buildings at night by himself is why he will make detective never

[jellogram]

On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.

So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"

And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."

"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"

"Of course!"

Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.

Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!

And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.

And turns it on.

Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously

[sillyguy-supreme]

white americans when you tell them that the idea of climate change as an impending disaster is a reductive first world perspective because it’s a tangible reality for many in the global south already:

[ochibrochi]

bok bok bok bok baaawk 🐔

[mychemicalbrromance]

Guys ive been reading peak

[doggirlhen]

guyliner for women

[jamierthanyou]

as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.

[shadebloopnik]

Penelope: Would I fall in love with you again? Hmmm, well. Can you also move our marriage bed over there? Hmmm? What? I thought we were pretending to be stupid by asking the most idiotic questions.