#YOOOOO HE WOULD XD

[brokenstar-s]

Yooooo Lu fic idea-

So Wind is hc to see ghost-does that also mean he could have possibly seen Ganon after he killed him??? And if so how much would it be if ganon was actually really chill about this (I mean in text of the game he wasn’t gonna kill a kid and just wanted his country back) what if he actually like helped Wind when Wind can see ghost (as if after PH Ganon just kinda vibed or smth) and since they’re building a new Hyrule from scratch what if Ganon like helped with the technical stuff and was really helpful? Wouldn’t that be wholesome??? But also like totally image the chain talking over dinner about Ganon and him being corrupt and Wind just like, being all cool and saying he can see and talk to Ganon rn and he’s chill.

,,,and the chain just freaks out while Ganon scolds Wind about appropriate timing for new revelations xD

Do u see the image??? Idk just like thought of Ganon and Wind sitting on high cliff over sea talking about life and how Wind has a lot his carrying and helping with, starting a nation and all, but he would help. He would help plant the seeds of a new world to see it grow to be better then the old one and Wind trusting that???

[fantomette22]

YOOOOO FVFGFGFGF SCREAMING RN

FANTOMETTE YOU WERE RIGHT with your idea that maybe the reason Dragon Communion existed even through Godwyn making peace with Ancient Dragons is that stone Ancient Dragons hated the Greyoll-type of feathered and assimilative Dragons!!! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A PSYCHIC VFBYGCFGGG

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT DRAGON FASCISM REAL 💀💀💀

I KNOW RIGHT ?!?!?! fbbfbvBPBvM

Yeah so I did found this item too a bit earlier today too XD I indeed ascend jagged peak but didn't did the bosses yet because to hard for now 💀

And so yeah I read it and I was like : omg I was right???

I'm really happy they explain a bit more how dragon communion work! Because yeah my theory was that ancient dragon worked together with humans and it was a cult kinda toward them and supervise by them directly. But I always found it quite odd because why would ancient dragons lead a cult who encourage humans to kill & eat the hearts of their kind?!

But now we know! Because ancient dragons (placi, fortissax, lansseax, gransax...) had a big fight with greyoll type of dragon XD idk if you got to this part of the lore but yeah complicated to know who really start this all thing even if it seems there's a culprit...

Anyway I guess you went to the great altar of dragon communion to get the item too and saw what's there but I have some thoughts to share below. Plus about which dragons can be found on jagged peak!: (lil spoilers warning)

Ok so

Damn that thing is so huge. Seems Bigger than greyoll for sure and I really wonder if it's not bigger than Gransax. Hope there's its name somewhere.

Also at first, I thought that it died on accident and "fall" on a very pointy rock (the base is stuck in the ground like a rock). But after looking more closely I notice it's form was quite unnatural and even had a very long clean cylinder like a spear ^ (also a pick like that alone made 0 sense naturally bfhjcb). So I think it was build for sure. But it's terrifying. How did this enormous dragon died excalty??

Also on the way of jagged peak. ---

There's a first dragon boss (greyoll type) (who kicked my ass) who master both fire AND thunder! I found this detail quite smart, those are closer to ancient dragon for sure. Make sense with the timeline etc

Then a bit later there's 2 dragons beating the shit out of each other 😂 Like wtf (got my ass beat too I will do him later).

So does it mean dragons beat the shit out of each others and that's why there's all dead around?? help

Also I got very surprised by the following boss O_O

I expected like another vouivre / greyoll type at first

NO NO it's a fucking new ancient dragon!!!

I just stand there for a few second because my brain was shocked!!!! I will beat them later hbbvcb I hope we'll get cool lore after beating this one.

And like tou can guess I didn't tried Bayle yet. So not sure what he look like but seems very very coo! And lore on him is very intriguing.

[hokkyokusei]

I have a concept regarding the dynamic between an S/O and Orochi that I’d like you to analyze for fun. 🙏🏻

🐍 Imagine the S/O as someone who fully supports and uplifts Orochi’s ideas and true self (as the evil serpent god), standing by his side in all his destructive plans. This S/O both loves and worships him, offering unwavering loyalty as a devoted “lamb” to the serpent deity. They also have a deep romantic admiration for him, evoking a mood similar to the vibe of Dark Horse song🤣

1. Would Orochi even glance at the S/O if he knew they not only worship him but also harbor romantic feelings?

• Or would he consider them too easily won and unworthy of his interest, especially since he might not know how to love? (or simply doesn’t)

• Alternatively, would he view them as just another follower devoted to him and perhaps feel mild fondness for their loyalty, though nothing beyond that?

2. In a hypothetical scenario, if Orochi could engage in a romantic relationship with the S/O, it would likely be a twisted kind of love. Could they team up to wreak havoc and possibly envision ruling a new world together? Would he allow the S/O to stand beside him as his queen in this new world?

Thank you so much!🥺🙏🏻

YOOOOO THAAT'S REALLY GOOG QUESTION!

Thank u so much for this mind-meal for me (ง ื▿ ื)ว

So, actually, my thoughts are on whether Yamata no Orochi knows how to love and what will come of it:

As you have already noted, this will not be ”love“ in the traditional sense of the word. Forget that word altogether while you're reading this post lol

If they're just like stupid followerwho "eat" whatever the Serpent Lord offers, let's be honest, 10,000%, that he's just using s/o to the very limit until the very soul of his cute lamb is destroyed. Although if Orochi likes them, he will turn s/o into a cute little snake

Yes, as you pointed out earlier, he won't see them as worthy if s/o offered themselves to him from the start. This guy wants to have fun before he gets something and destroys it

Orochi definitely uses s/o romantic feelings to use them not to their full 100, but to their full 1000% potential, like I said, he can really drive them so far that s/o can meet a fate much worse than death

The great evil deity (it's even stated in his in-game profile) doesn't know how to love. From my point of view, Yamata no Orochi can get attached but not show love. I also think he's only willing to have sex with the right person for pleasure and doesn't care if they get pregnant in the end. What is interesting to Orochi is how he can influence his children in the future and use them for his evil purposes, or just consume them. You won't know what this guy wants to do until he does it is all I can say here ┐(︶▽︶)┌

With the personality you describe, I think Orochi would miss s/o if they died and/or if he didn't manage to turn them into a little snake. But nothing more than that, especially romantically. Even in theory, I don't see someone with that personality around him as an equal. This guy is too smart bastard. The Serpent Lord needs someone who's equal or superior

EXTRA: I do think someone as evil or at least gray in regards to morality could get Orochi's attention, but for s/o to go beyond him treating them like his previous allies (Tsukuyomi, Izanami), they would have to be incredibly unique and have a number of abilities (not just superpowers, but as a person) that he wouldn't be able to replace or sacrifice. That's a topic for a separate post to be honest XD

[chuuya-qna]

────ᅠFarewellᅠ🎩🥂

Long time no see... Sadly, I've come to say goodbye. I thank all of you for your questions— running this blog was very fun! But I lost motivation to continue, so I debated for a while... and decided to leave it up as an archive (at least for a while, idk if I'll delete it), but ultimately close the curtains.

However ! I wouldn't like the remaining questions to be left unanswered, so I will respond as Chūya to them under the cut of this post. I have no drawings to accompany them, but I wanted to at least answer as a final “thank you” to the people who left them.

Closing this blog leaves a bitter sweet taste in my mouth, but who knows... maybe fate we'll reunite us once more. So... Thank you, to everyone who ever interacted with my Chūya, whether bia questions or just by leaving a like or a repost. I sincerely hope you guys liked my interpretation of him, even if it was short-lived.

For now, I (and him) bow you farewell. May we meet again— somewhere, somehow. And check the answers below the cut if you left any question!

Sincerely yours,

— Mod 🍳 & Chūya.

Left by lacunazai:

“ YOOOOO what's your favourite breed of dog and what do you like in your sandwiches ”

Left by anon:

“ What's your favorite frog breed? ”

🍷:ᅠ...Curious about my taste in dogs, huh? Two people made the same question. * Chuckles *

I like all kinds of dogs, to be honest. But if I had to choose... German shepherds, probably. As for sandwiches, I can eat whatever— but I guess egg sandwiches are the ones I eat most often.

Left by anon:

“ CHU CHU CHU CHU CHU CHUUYA my sweet pookie bear beloved bbg do you think that ohio has enough skibidi rizz to mew the sigma male into submission? ”

🍷:ᅠ...What the fuck did you just say to me? I didn't understand shit about that, but from the words you're saying, I assume you may be below the minimum age to use this app. Tumblr is +13, y'know? Although even if you're above that age, I suggest you just go do your homework or something. Just don't piss me off further with this nonsense.

Left by ⭐:

“ Sharks or dolphins !!!!!!:3333 ”

🍷:ᅠUh, not gonna lie to ya— never cared much about either. But I'd pick sharks, I suppose.

Left by milesgamer:

“ Chuuya, have you forgiven Verlaine for what he did to you? ”

( referencing the Stormbringer novel )

🍷:ᅠ...Yeah. It's hard, but, uh... We started from the same spot, I just got luckier rolls. I could've been in his situation, and he could've been in mine, so... Even if it hurts, even if I get sad or angry thinking 'bout those memories, I... can't find in myself to not forgive him.

...Anyways, who are you? How do you know about what happened?

Left by anon:

“ hey Chuuya? Why did you drop Sigma so many times? (Poor baby didn't deserve it) ”

( referencing events from the manga )

🍷:ᅠTo get him to wake the fuck up, wasn't it obvious? Dropped the guy 15 TIMES and he still continued sleeping like a bear. I'm no sleep genius, but that wasn't a normal nap. Not my problem anymore, though— hope he wakes up eventually or something. Not like I particularly care.

...Wait, how do you know about what happened, anyways!? Pretty sure the only person who saw that was that bas— don't tell me it's you, walking bag of bandages... 💢

Left by anon:

“ (I just got into the anime last month, and I just want to say thank you for coming up with this. I've never been more entertained in my life. Remember to take care of yourself, drink water, and get at least 8 hours of sleep. Please feel free to decline this, I may have missed something reading your guidelines. XD)

Salutations. What's your opinion on music generally? Do you hate any generes and is there a favorite song you like listen to?”

🍷:ᅠI adore music. One of my biggest interests, I'd say. I respect anything that's clearly made with passion, so I guess the only genres I'd hate would be the ones where you can't feel that passion at all. Overly commercialized music clearly catered to the masses only to gain money make my blood boil, specially when you can tell the artist has potential. But at the same time I still get the motivation of getting payed, y'know? But there's ways to still make a good buck without having to sell your soul to whatever trend is popular at the moment.

As for a favorite song... I generally gravitate towards rock and its subgenres. I like J-Rock, but right now I'd say I'm listening to a lot of international rock— been looping Can't Stop by the Red Hot Chili Peppers lately, but I wouldn't say I have a favorite song. Not right now, at least. Sorry to disappoint ya.

🍳:ᅠAHHH ANON ☹️💓 it's sad to read such a sweet message just as I'm closing this blog, but I'm glad my Chūya interpretation was able to entertain you! Thank you for the reminders, and I hope you're having a good time getting into BSD. Thank you for sticking by!

Left by trilliumszz:

“ Is it true that ur scared of elevators ”

( referencing a Wan! chapter, I believe )

🍷:ᅠHAAAH? Where did you hear such bullshit? Don't go believing everything you hear about me... No, I'm not scared of elevators. Why would I be? The only good reason to be scared of 'em if it's starts failing, because the floor can break and you'd just fall down...

I-I mean— I wouldn't be scared in that situation either, clearly.

Left by 🫧:

“ Chuuchuu would you rather be stuck in a room with Dazai or be crushed by a meteorite ”

🍷:ᅠMeteorite, clearly. Is there even any doubt about it? Ah, and don't you dare call me by that stupid nickname ever again. 💢

Anyways, that was the last question. Some of you were annoying little fucks, but I enjoyed my time here with y'all. Thank you for leaving questions. C'ya someday, I suppose. * Tips hat *

──── That's all, folks! Thank you for sticking by right up to the end. Hope we meet somewhere else, and I'm sorry for not answering these asks with drawings... But I hope you enjoy Chūya's answered nonetheless! If you wish to see more of my stuff, you can find me at @onelastorm .

[savingsallow]

CHARACTER ASKS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! #14 for Val and #20 for Ale, pretty please? :)

YOOOOO CORINNE HELLOOOO :D

— thank you for the ask 🤭❤️‍🔥

(14) Do you have any quotes tied to the character, either from the story itself or from another source that fits them?

I have found a few quotes from Pinterest that screams Val and here they are:

This kid of mine used to be a people-pleaser. However, she eventually got tired of being one and decided to be unapologetically herself. Naturally, it wasn't an overnight thing, but to sum it up, that's what practically happened 🤫

Most of the time, Val treats people how she wants to be treated; not that she expects it, but it's something she'd be thankful for if the energy of the exchange is reciprocated.

(20) Bonus question: share any additional thoughts, art, favourite scenes, anything you've been waiting for a chance to ramble about.

Hehe, did someone say 'ramble'? 👀

Will gladly do so! 😁✨

Well, I've been wanting to share more of canon Ale since I realized he has more AU contents than canon 🤣 As much I as enjoy the meddling pathetic lover boy that he is in AUs but Ale might sulk that I'm not defending him 🤣🫂

So here we go:

Fun fact! I actually have a more detailed lore for Ale than for Val. But for some reason, I haven't shared much of his lore yet XD

Let's talk about Ale regarding romantic love.

Ale is definitely romantic. He knows all the words to say, the gestures to do, and how to make his partner feel like they're literally the best. He's the human form of the word 'romantic' if I'm being dramatic.

Ever since his first year in Hogwarts, the ladies really fancies him (even the lads aren't safe from his charm). His energy naturally draws people towards him.

If I had to describe Ale in 5 words it would be: charming, classy, suave, playful, and gentleman. From those words itself, you can already tell why the ladies like him so much XD

To add on, he is a huge flirt. He can literally flirt his way out of almost anything. Despite that, Ale usually just flirts for fun or just because it comes so naturally to him that he forgets he comes off as flirting.

But underneath that flirty exterior is just a boy wishing to have a real connection with someone someday. It's safe to say that he daydreams about finding the one and even makes poems about it sometimes.

The funny thing is that once he meets his 'the one', suddenly he turns into a clumsy and stuttering mess. Meeting Val during his fifth year is something he isn't prepared for at all.

For instance, there's this narrative he keeps telling himself that there's no way he's gonna meet the love of his life in school since he already met everyone (boy is sociable af it's not even funny 🤣). Sure, he had like a few crushes back then but he knows that there's nothing really more to it than admiration. But meeting Val, that really caught him off guard.

Luckily, they eventually became best friends since they have a lot in common in their core values and their traits are complementary so it's fun and enriching.

There was actually a point in their 6th year when he got so sure that he and Val actually had a chance (he wasn't wrong tho 🤫). But teenage love is messy, so some things happened that were out of his control and out of his perspective as well that changed the course.

Now here's the fun part 😈

Then in the 7th year, here's when Valreth became a thing.

On the contrary to the AUs (which I love btw 🤭), Ale never meddled in Val's relationship with Garreth. WOW surprising 🤣 but yes, he never did.

He supported them because in his defense, "if she's happy and safe, then that's all I need to know."

Although, he actually dislikes Garreth even before meeting Val. But I'll try not to drop spoilers too much 🤫 (it's just an academic-related thing 🤣).

For that whole year, Ale focused more on his studies and spent an unholy amount of time on his poems instead. As much as he's content with the friendship he has with Val, he decides to just listen to his heart shatter into pieces in silence and with nature.

I'll leave a few quotes I have found on Pinterest as well to give a hint of what his poems sounded like while being heartbroken:

He's very cheesy, yes.

That's all for my Ale's Ted Talk for today!

Thank you for attending (I mean reading)! 🫂❤️‍🔥

—

I hope you enjoyed reading this! ❤️‍🔥

[ds29gurl2]

Yooooo Amanda is a milf in this episode, respectfully 🤤 I am so glad Spock is now aware of everything she had to go through for him and for Sarek.

That being said, T'Pring continues to be awesome and wants to be with Spock despite her parents. Her mom is a whole bitch and her dad is a spineless man. If someone talked to MY mother like T'Pril does about Amanda, I would flip my whole shit. Pike's face when T'Pril began roasting Spock had me laughing for 5 minutes straight XD He deserves it though, I have never been more disappointed in him. He really out here cheating on T'Pring with Chapel. Damn. T'Pril is right, he does not deserve T'Pring.

[randomgentlefolk]

CPC CHAPTER 153

LORENA LORENA LORENA

Who is the wolf?

Well, I have a few theories.

• Leland or Blaine

The first thing to note is that the wolf has red eyes, which is a match to Leland and Blaine's. Blaine has had a role in Gwen's insecurity (at the gala) which leads to the engagement being broken, which makes sense for him to be the wolf who blow down the house. While Leland is the one planning all of these, he hasn't actively had any role in Gwen's insecurity, as far as I remember.

But! Each Leland and Blaine has their own foreshadowing with wolves. Leland's being one of the book in his bookshelf is "The Three Little Pigs and The Big Bad Wolf" (also bonus point because he's the main antagonist)

While Blaine's foreshadowing is in the bonus short where he is the red riding hood and Maria is the wolf (kinda ironic haha)

• Helena or Jesse (I fr forgot the grandma's name 💀 that's for the best)

Repressed or forgotten memory? Since Gwen is basically entering her subconscious, it would make sense for unknown memories to reappear. Also we haven't seen the grandparents in the Pastel Siblings' life. What if they did something to Gwen (that is similar to what they did to Leelathae) which caused Jack to exile them out of the kingdom?

• Frederick

I know Frederick kinda already appeared as a teddy bear, but I'm not satisfied :') I doubt it, but since he also had a big role in 'blowing down' Gwen's confidence, maybe he can be a plot twist?

• Gwen herself

Now this once, I'm not really big on this theory like the previous ones, but Gwen also has a role on her insecurity such as believing she is beautiful because Frederick thinks she's beautiful.

That's what I theorize for now, but who knows if it could be anyone else? Maybe it could be Jack or even Leelathae.

Moving on,

NAHHH Things are working too well for Leland. This ain't good at all 💀 at least there's CPC so they could maybe foil his plan?

LORENA BADASS MOMENT HECK YEAH

GOOOO COLONEL SNUGGLES

THIS PANEL?? HECK YEAHHH

Damnit Leland :/ ruining someone's badass moment? Not cool dude. Not cool.

The fact that Lance can't even look at her in the eyes.. a little glimmer of hope here

YOOOOO I KNEW AURELIA HAS A POTENTIAL IN DEFEATING THESE SOLDIERS!! XD

I wonder how they are going to get in? Wouldn't the side door be guarded too? Or are we going to use the others' curse as a potential power? That would be awesome! Imagine Prez using her spiders to gain information of what's happening inside.

BRO??? WHEN I THOUGHT LELAND COULDN'T BE MORE MESSED UP 💀💀💀 NAH THIS IS TOO MUCH LELAND BRO STOP. STOP.

Where's Jamie and Leopold anyway? They should arrive at this moment right?

Sheisjw I guess that's all for now :') I'm genuinely scared for the next chapter, especially the title: Unhappily Ever After 😦

(Please I'm still. I'm still holding hope for the Plaid Princes I'm so sorry but they're my blorbo I 😭😭😭 what the heck did Leland do. The difference between them in the recent chapters and them in the punishment chapter and the previous chapters are uncanny)

Mono out! (But still in to hear your thoughts)

[themonotonysyndrome]

Same anon as before, I agree. Dolion was taken from us too soon. 😭 Unfair! Before I finished the audio I had to do something, and I came up with a backstory for him in which he was orphaned due to an Ascendant attack in his village (explains his dislike for Imperial folks imo) and he had to take care of his little sister and fend for himself from a very young age. Then I finished the audio and BAM! He died and a little part of me did too because I thought "oh damn his sister is all alone now 😨". Also an enemies (one-sided) to lovers with Lana would have been fun, but unfortunately that's not possible anymore.

Sevilla is such a common last name where I come from, so Jaesa having it was such a surprise lols. Also, her being a pharmacist that deals with poison? Excellent idea. Chef's kiss. Awesome.

Rex is genuinely one of my favourites, a soldier that enjoys painting was something I did not know I needed in my life so I'm glad you decided to make that with his character! Him recommending "Good Omens" to Celica was a good move, it's a great book. He feels like a very refreshing character. I just hope he won't end up like Dolion

Thanks for uploading your fics, I'll be waiting for the next chapter!

YOOOOO ANON! I LOVE YOUR BACKSTORIES FOR DOLION! It gives a strong reason for his hatred for the Ascendants and the Empire. I can imagine how pissed off he is when Rhett's Ascendant become Queen! His little sister, though! I think that Castin and the Baroness would personally make sure that Dolion's little sister is taken care of, after everything Dolion had done for them.

Oh really!? I find Sevilla such a pretty name! Her being obsessed with poisons and pretty flowers are just typical girl interests, ya know? XD

For Rex, I'm very happy that you like him, Anon! I wanted a character that's more than just a soldier. More than just the stereotypical Intacian man. Him being a painter gives him a wider perspective on the world around him, including the war, which I think it's super neat!

Thank you for your kind ask, Anon. I'll do my best to get the last drabble out as soon as I can!

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

Y'all xd

Oh gosh lol

:O hey sir!

Well not protesting you but your removal xD

LOL XDD poor Jacob

Ah so he's admitting he was the one now then xD

Oope?

YAYYY :DD

Aww sorry guys xdd

But hey it's a small locally run business, I'm happy for him :)

This is probably his livelihood guys lol

Yayy 🥰🥰

Sorry guys lol

NAURR Melissa that's crazy 💀💀 xD

YAYY he likes it :DD go off Ava 🥰🥰

XDD yeeahh they do hate Janine

Idk if a lot of the people do personally (I don't think those two people could, and Manny doesn't I don't think), but yeah xD

Ahh so it was for a social studies assignment :)) cool!!

Aww that's sweet 🥰🥺🥰🥰

YEAH it is chaos here lol o.o but we love it/em for it 🥰🥰

I couldn't have handled it if he listed real important life lessons lol (not that those aren't)

Lol :')))

Cuuuute

Aww :'D

Is he gonna have a whole wall of gloves lol

Okay yeah no xD

Awww :')))

AYYY go off Ava :DD!!

Eat it up 🥰🥰

Okay okayy :D

Nice phrasing girl loving that :))

Ooh okay a question

Ahh yeah

Lol I don't think Ava concerns herself about that but xD

Ahh yeah :)- lol, the no XDD

Okay nice niceee

Sounds funny knowing the context but xD

That it wasn't quite that "noble" lol

Awww nice 🥰🥰

Go off Ava :D

And that's a fair strategy too!

Nice :)))

Yeahhh 🥰🥰🥰

Love that for her :'DD

Ayy and talking to them and stuff, all fun :))

Yeah you did great honey <33

Thanks for volunteering (/agreeing, though volunteering by the end lol) 🥰

Oop lol!

Yeah!

Not here but xD- okay good glad he said it lol, didn't want her to think they were just lying xD

Ayy she's gonna go off and do those like right now, sign up xD

LOL NAHH that's crazy 💀 xDD

So funny lol

Those poor people xD sorry bestie she serious

I love her lol <33

AWWW, that's sweet guys :DDD!!

He tries to satisfy the need/want anyway :'))) 🥰🥰❤️

So sweet

I bet they're not gonna be great lol xd

Or maybe!!

And it makes it all worth it :'))

But idk about that xD

Okayy okayyy :D

A little too optimistic xdd

Aaaaand yep xDDD

There it goes lol

Oof xdd

AYO WHAT 😭

Idk what that is but it sounds savory and Italian

EXCUUUSE ME???!!?

Ayo Janine xDD?

Okay that doesn't too bad- OH NO

Honey no 😭😭

Gosh I love that guy and I'm happy for him but no xDD

Awww lol

Ayy wait what?

Jump rope :)?

Don't throw up girl

Why are we trying to stop her?

AYYYY YOOOOO THE ONE OF THOSE!!! :OOOO TOTALLY VALID!!

Trying to stop her so they can come too!!!

YESSS WE LOVE A PARACHUTE :DDD!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥰🥰❤️

No that's totally valid those things are the best

Personally I would've stayed under instead of running through but that's fun too 🥰🥰

Plus idk how sitting in the middle would work, especially since you're taller than them lol

Maybe lying down xD

Also now that I think of that I never really used one of those inside lol, oddly enough, huh

Anyway xDD

I love them so much 🥰

Happy for them for that lol

AMAZING EPISODE!!! :))

I loved it so much :D

Great time!

See y'all later :DD 🥰🥰🥳❤️

[complete-idiot-in-love]

Watching Once Upon A Witchlight episode 40!! (SPOILERS AHEAD)

Episode 40 was as funny as always! I love this show so much!!

@cafekitsune made the dividers :3

"Why are you so ugly, why are you such a little fuck?” - Gricko Grimgrin once again making me laugh with his unchecked agression towards lornlings

Twig asked the big question of “when the quest is done, are you all going to go back home?" That my self insert dreads the answer to only to be met with a " yeah, but we'd be able to come back through the mirrors” which I'm VERY happy about because that's my self inserts main worry is that their new found family would leave and never come back and they'd be alone again

Twig is so little sister coded

No Pathetic man (Torbek) in this episode :(. I wonder when he'll come back, I already miss him

They want Twig to come with them back to the material plane and open her inn there when they reopen carnival lecroux!! That would make my self insert so happy!! I can already imagine my self insert performing at the inn every night while their family ran the carnival!!

So glad they left Torbek with the lornling pot while they drank hag wine, gods know that alcoholic bugbear doesn't need more alcohol (My self insert still saves a flask for him though because why wouldn't they get some of the good shit for their bestie??)

Kremy and Frost getting absolutely FUCKED up on hag wine is so funny in comparison to Gricko being the shortest and absolutely fine with it

Gideon trying to save his husband from the wine only to tackle him into a sea of broken glass XD

“It was free and I want a refund! I'm tripping balls!” - Morning Frost can't handle alcohol new headcanon!!

“I'm not Torbek levels of disgusting, I only occasionally eat rat snacks!” - Gricko Grimgrin (My self insert: "HEY! He may be gross but he's my bestie!!")

“I may be totally off bussay (base)” “I thought you were saying something different.” “Gimmie dat bussay >:3” - Gricko and Kremy (I love them so much when they accidentally stumble into a joke. Chaos twins fr fr)

END STREAMINATOR!! AN OWLBEAR? HOOTSIE THE OWLBEAR???? (Dan Povenmire would be so proud)

Loved when they stopped playing D&D in the middle of the episode so Derek could talk about tomb raider and how he had to see the movie twice and hated it

The fake out of Torbek eating the lornlings to him sitting on the "pot" is so damn funny because you know that if Andy was there he probably would've made that joke!

Everyone doing their Torbek impressions throughout the episode is so cute, they're all one big dumb family and I love it!!

YOOOOO, IS THE FOURTH SISTER ZYBILNA???

Torbek "fist pumping" in the corner made me die from laughter, bro isn't beating those public masturbation allegations anytime soon! I still love my gross bestie tho!

[senpujin-deactivated20201234]

I don’t know if anyone has pointed this out , but in episode four when the girls are talking to treekyo & sesshomaru is there , his mokomoko looks shorter than before.. what if my theory of setsuna’s mokomoko is right & it is part of sesshomaru’s?

[silverbladexyz]

Um... How about the Flags + Rimbraud and Verlaine with a s/o who plays the violin but is very shy about it so they walk in on them practicing? If you don't feel comfortable with this, feel free to ignore it! Have an amazing day and awesome rest of your week my dear friend!

YOOOOO I LOVE THIS REQUEST SO MUCH!! AND VIOLIN? ONE OF MY FAV INSTRUMENTS?!! HECK YEAH (lmao sorry for my energetic mood I'm just happy)

Stormbringer spoilers below!

The images do not belong to me. They belong to their original owners.

TW: Slight mentions of death

The Flags + Rimlaine who walks in on S/O playing the violin

Pianoman:

-This man is an artist and you cannot tell me otherwise. When he walked in on you practising, he was actually kind of surprised, but afterwards a smile forms his face

-You were very good at violin, so let's say that you were practicing Paganini's 'La Campanella'. When Pianoman walked in, you literally squeaked and was immediately going to apologise for not telling him, but he was looking at you with a lot of admiration and curiosity in his eyes

-Who knew that his beloved s/o could play the violin? Pianoman is very interested in the instrument, because I feel like he likes music as well. Definitely asks you questions about the violin and your experience of playing it

-Tell him all the random facts about the violin! He would love to hear it from you, and it makes him even more interested in the instrument. Teach him how to play it! He would love to learn it, and don't worry, he will never drop your violin because he's way too elegant for that

-He has jokingly asked one time if he could use violin strings to replace his wires. Slap him. Hard. (and fyi violin strings normally aren't strong enough to behead someone lol)

-Loves listening to you play. I feel like his favourite piece would either be Tchaikovsky's Violin Concerto in D or Mozart's Violin Concerto No.5

-But if you were practicing too much, Pianoman will make you take a break. He'd hate to see you overworking yourself, and the calluses on your fingers pains him. Would delicately massage your left hand if the piece you played was too intense

-Oh and if he ever dares to use violin strings as his weapon, slap him very hard for me. But he wouldn't dare to do it because it's an insult to art plus I would slap him myself loool

Albatross:

-When he walked in, he was immediately star-struck by your lovely playing. Definitely goes all 'Y/N!! You could play the violin? Why didn't you tell me it's so cool!!' while you were going slightly red from the embarrassment

-His energetic personality erases all embarrassment from you, because he thinks that your violin playing is the coolest. Definitely brags about you to the Flags, and asks you a lot of questions on the violin

-Now Albatross would actually ask you to teach him how to play the violin. Even though he does bounce around a lot and nearly drops the instrument a lot of times, he won’t actually drop it because he’s good with his hands (fixing vehicles requires hand dexterity) But please be aware of where he puts the violin, because sometimes it can end up dropping to the floor or being sat on

-Loves to hear you play. Albatross probably prefers pop songs, but who said that he didn’t like a good old classical piece every now and then? If you play him Zigeunerweisen or Erlkönig he will love it

-If you’re insecure about your violin playing skills, he will give you lots of encouragement and love to make you feel better

-Albatross would buy a violin as well so that he could play a duet with you when his skills are good enough. I recommend the Bach concerto for 2 violins in D minor. Also please educate him on what type of violin is best for him, because he might buy than expensive asf violin that doesn’t even suit his playing lmao

-Might even make Chuuya listen to his violin playing. Please save Chuuya’s ears because they will be bleeding by the end of it xD

Doc:

-Doc might tilt his head in curiosity when he walks in on you playing. I feel like he hasn’t listened to a lot of music due to his busy career as a doctor, so hearing an in-person soloist-level violin playing is very refreshing and nice for him

-He would ask you a lot of questions about the violin, perhaps even ask you to teach him. Feel free to do so, but please keep your lessons shorter than an hour... because I feel like Doc doesn’t have enough stamina to stand while playing the violin for that long

-He will treat you if you get injuries from violin playing. Even if it was just a mere callouse, Doc is still insistent on treating it, and plus I know you secretly love his touch. But that one time when you practiced a bit too much and cut yourself on the violin strings... Doc hid the violin from you until your fingers healed it was under his bed lmao

-Loves listening to your playing as well. Whenever he feels stressed, sick, or just any negative emotion in general, he will sit down and listen to the wonderful melody coming out from your bow. Play some Paganini or Shostakovich and he will fall in love with you more

-Watch TwoSetViolin with him!!! I headcanon he secretly is a Twosetter, and also a Ling Ling wannabe. Doc will definitely practice 40 hours a day if he could

-When you played him a piece on his birthday, I swear that you could’ve heard his heart beat all the more for you

Iceman:

-He didn’t show that much of an outward reaction when he walked in. Probably a slight raise of his eyebrows, but he was pretty chill about it overall

-Would slightly question on why you hid this skill from him, but he isn’t mad! Just a bit curious, that’s all

-Iceman will comfort you if you were feeling embarrassed and guilty of hiding your ability to play the violin from him. He’s literally the most patient guy and it takes a lot for him to get mad

-Literally just wants you to be as comfortable as you can... he even volunteers to step out of the room if you wanted to practice your violin in peace. Hug him

-Wouldn’t really ask, but he would love it if he could listen to you play your violin. It’s canon that Iceman likes listening to his old records, but that doesn’t mean that he dislikes listening to anything else! Play him some nice and calming music, like Meditation by Jules Massenet

-Could listen to you talk about the violin all day. Iceman would never judge or criticise your passion for your instrument, and your passion makes him even more interested in the violin

-Would actually not use the violin for his assassinations anymore. He has used a few to kill some people, but he won’t do that anymore because of his love for you 💗

Lippmann:

-He was honestly quite surprised when he found out, but that surprise quickly melted away. Lippmann thinks that playing the violin is quite a nice skill to have, and he isn’t mad that you kept that skill from him

-Would kiss your callouses and scars on your fingers. His kisses are the best and they always make you flustered (but you know you love it)

-Also would listen to you play! He doesn’t have a lot of time due to his jobs, but Lippmann will take any chance he could to listen to your violin playing. It helps him to calm down whenever he’s in a stressed mood from what he was going to say for the interview or the negotiation

-I headcanon that he likes listening to pieces from the Romantic period. So play some Tchaikovsky or Brahms and it would be his go-to music from now on. Besides, Lippmann himself is quite romantic too

-He would ask you to teach you a bit of violin. Sometimes, he would have to play the violin in a few movies as part of his acting career, but now that he knows you play the instrument, he wants to make sure that his playing isn’t sacrilegious in any way. Lippmann is a pretty fast learner, so after a few lessons he could probably make a good sound for a beginner

-Takes you to violin concerts. Lippmann is rich and he wouldn’t mind spending every single dollar on you. And the violin concerts he takes you to are the best, where everybody dresses up formally and the music is just breathtaking

-He so would use a lot of violin and musician pickup lines on you. They make you blush a lot every single time, but when you start saying them back, that is the only time you would see Lippmann flustered. And I guarantee you that it is a sight to see

Rimbaud:

-Rimbaud was pleasantly surprised when he walks in on you practicing your violin. In fact, he may just stand in the corner while admiring your playing, not speaking so that he wouldn’t interrupt the flow of the music

-When you finished practising your piece, he slowly stepped forward with a small smile on his face. When you turned around you did get a little scare, but Rimbaud just told you how much he liked your playing

-He is very curious about the violin, but he won’t ask too much about it. So please tell him anything you know about the instrument, because Rimbaud loves hearing you talk. And he will remember whatever you say because it just reflects his love for you

-Rimbaud will be curious if you teach him about the violin. Despite how cold he always is and the fact that his fingers are constantly trembling, he’s actually very careful! Also puts a layer of subspace over your violin so that if it drops, it wouldn’t get harmed

-Play some French songs or pieces for him! He strikes me as the sentimental type, and if you played him something that he liked listening to when he was a child, you might even catch him softly humming along. I headcanon he might like Debussy because his pieces are just nice

-But that one time your violin string snapped and nearly hit you in your face, Rimbaud was so scared for you. Literally kept asking you if you were alright, while taking the violin out of your hands and tried to see if you were hurt anywhere. Definitely keeps an eye on the strings from now on to see which ones were close to snapping

-When you played him a nostalgic piece for his birthday, he nearly cried. Hug him and give him lots of love please

Verlaine:

-He is one smooth guy. I mean, he is the King of Assassins, so you definitely don’t hear or sense him when he walks into the room

-Verlaine was a bit surprised, but he smiles as he watches you practice your violin the whole time. When you finish practicing and put your violin down, you get the biggest scare of your life when you turn around

-He does chuckle a little, and says ‘who knew that mon amour was so talented at violin?’ But Verlaine will apologise for scaring you he better

-Now unlike Rimbaud, Verlaine does ask you questions about the violin. While he won’t go overboard with questions that he could find the answer of online, he will ask you about your experience with the violin as well. Verlaine loves it when your eyes light up with passion as you talk about your instrument; he thinks you look all the more attractive

-While you play your violin, Verlaine might sing along. It won’t sound weird or anything, because it is canon that his voice is ‘as graceful as a violin solo’, which means his voice sounds so fricking nice and goes well with your violin playing Rimbaud you lucky bastard

-But sometimes he would like to listen to your violin playing in comfortable silence. The tranquil melody helps him recollect his thoughts and sort out his feelings, not to mention Verlaine likes having a glass of wine while listening to you play

-I feel like Verlaine might know one or two things about the violin, but he’s never really played the instrument. So teach him! He is a fast learner, and when he plays he channels all of his feelings into it; his playing gives the piece a storm of emotions that only he alone could comprehend

-Definitely researches more into violin classical music. He appreciates art, and each time he hears you play he closes his eyes in appreciation. It soothes him and gives him a temporary peace in his always restless soul

-Will kiss your hands when you practice too much. Verlaine will gently scold you if you get callouses or small cuts, but he won’t stop you from playing. He just tells you to not overdo it, and even keeps track of your practicing sessions so that you wouldn’t practice too much Verlaine just let them practice their 40 hours lmao

@pixyys @pianotross @angolicious @the-mourning-stars @fi-nn-losofia @yuugen-benni @nekokinax @lakeside-paradise

[fuckyeahhiccannamonth]

:O :O :O :O Absolutely gorgeous work, Meg, as per usual!!! There is not a single piece of art by you that is not an absolute banger!!!

God bless, we really need more art of these two kissing ;_____; Like don't get me wrong, platonic Hiccanna is all fine and good, but sometimes a girl just craves good old unambiguously romantic softness💗💋 Like please! Let the blorbos be best friends, yes, as partners should be, but let them also be unquestionably dating and/or married, too!!! I am a romantic Hiccanna shipper first and a person second askljifhdjshjk

And this picture really is just so...tender??? Like I am so in love ;____; The way he’s cupping her cheek??? The way she’s holding the back of his neck and seemingly playing with/massaging his hair??? The way both of them look to be making an effort not to be too forceful/aggressive in case they’re overstepping anything??? Even better because I get the vibe this is one of their first kisses, so they’re both still in that disbelieving daze of “is this really happening???” There's still this lingering wonder (and maybe there always will be!) of how in the hell did I ever get this lucky?! Absolutely superb.

YOOOOO and Anna's fingernails match her tank top??? FASHION ICON 💛🌻💛🌻ALSO all I can think of when I see that shade of yellow nail polish is that one mac and cheese meme XD

And...you know what??? That's absolutely a meme Anna would make, so it 100% tracks XD

You are so correct, btw, Anna would in fact wear spaghetti strap floral tank tops. Probably as often as she could get away with, tee bee ach XD As she should--that one (and yellow/gold in general) look so good on her!!!

I love the way you draw their hair, too!!! I love Anna's little braid crown, and you always do such a good job on it :O And it doesn't look easy to draw, either!!! Hiccup's hair looks so pleasantly shaggy, too--can't blame Anna for wanting to run her fingers through it 🤎

All your entries for Hiccanna month were so fantastic, Meg!!! I'm sorry it took me so long to reblog--I wanted to have the spoons to do them justice when I gushed about them ;_____; I hope you'll join us again this year!!!

[demetriandelibinaryboyfriends]

Season 4, Episode 6: An Extremely Chaotic and Incoherent Review

My favorite episode!!! GET READY FOR HEAD FULL MANY THOUGHTS

The Good:

"Kicks Get Chicks" *is the gayest episode in the entire season* Kicks get DICKS more like

"Sure, we're good for the occasional inspirational moment, but we're not exactly center mat material" HA, love that this fucker is self aware

He knows he's the Comic Relief Guy and he embraces it fully

"He who shall not be named" absolutely LOVE how Demetri just fucking despises Robby now but is trying to be lowkey about it so as not to stir the pot

If he could I'm pretty sure Demetri would pummel this man six ways to Sunday

Once again reminding everyone that Robby paralyzed and nearly killed Demetri's best friend, betrayed his and Demetri's dojo, and then held down and forcefully shaved Demetri's other best friend

Yeah he wants to like...murder Robby at this point honestly

I can't blame him, either--if someone fucked over my bestie, my dojo, AND my crush??? I would indeed be out for blood, yes

The way Demetri looks CRUSHED when Daniel's like "I know you're missing your friends but we have to put the past behind us" :( :( :(

He just wants his boyfriend back god bless

Wow no wonder Tory's fucked up, with an aunt like THAT

GOOD LORD

This season is kinda making me love Tory, I'll admit

I never thought I'd see the day but here we are

SIAHDZUIYVDX JOHNNY TRAINING IN A PLACE WITH BLACK MOLD

Could this man BE any more delightfully unhinged

Johnny Lawrence's dojo marketing will never NOT be hysterical

"Smack-dab between the pipe supply and the burned-down Chuck E. Cheese" SIR

"I'm asexual" WELL at least we exist on television, right???

I guess this is the queer rep we get for Season 4, RIP

YOOOOO IT'S MY GIRL MOON

"I can't do the whole physical aggression thing" Remind me again why she and ELI FREAKING MOSKOWITZ are meant to be compatible at all??? Literally what even would they talk about??? Well REGARDLESS, can't help but admire her staunch determination to be a pacifist in a high school singlehandedly spearheading the local karate wars

"She's the best athlete in school and she's not afraid to get into a fight" Okay don't get me wrong, I'm still seething over Moon and Piper breaking up, BUT I do find it absolutely HYSTERICAL that Moon apparently has a type

Even funnier that Yasmine lowkey fits her type too, which is apparently mean, cocky bitches who don't take shit from anyone

Oh SHIT, Sam catching Amanda talking to Tory??? This boutta get JUICY

OKAY HERE WE GO HERE WE GO

BASEMENT SCENE LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

I've got a lot to say here but I'll try to organize my thoughts somewhat

FIRST OF ALL, I am absolutely delighted that my headcanon that these two have been friends since kindergarten and can easily let themselves into each other's houses is correct!!!

Also Demetri's gay ass is obsessed--I have a lot of long-time childhood friends, and I don't have the location of their spare house keys memorized XD

"You should really think about increasing your security given, you know, THE KARATE WAR???" Not Demetri still being the most overprotective goddamn boyfriend I've ever SEEN

He gets pissy at his friends whenever they do (or suggest) something dangerous that could get them hurt, and it's kind of hilarious but also adorable

He cares so much but has like 0 tact in showing it, bless his soul

The overprotective pissiness is turned up to eleven with Eli though, which is pretty gay

I knew so many dudes in high school who were obsessed with and idolized Batman to a weird extent so like

A very confident "YOU'RE BATMAN!!!" from a guy who seems to be one of those Batman-obsessed boys is uh

Basically a love confession

"Oh, I forget, you're not a DC guy" losing my MIND, I can't believe absolute edgelord Eli Moskowitz isn't into the kind of dark, gritty shit DC is constantly putting out XD

Plot twist of the century honestly

"Forget Batman, you're The Hawk!!!" Hey um check and fucking MATE, haters who threw shade at Demetri for being a bad friend because he never fully accepted the "Hawk" persona

He wouldn't use that as a means of trying to build back Eli's confidence if he hadn't learned to embrace "Hawk" at least somewhat????

And like even if he's still not the biggest fan of "Hawk," he thinks talking about that is what'll make Eli happy and help cheer him up and feel better about himself

He just wants Eli to be his best, happiest self ;__;

"I just proved I was an asshole. To Moon, to Miguel...especially you." Gonna point out that he listed what I think are the 3 most important people to him and he emphasized Demetri

THE WAY HE LOOKS AT HIM AFTER HE SAYS THAT OH GOD THE WAY HE LOOKS AT HIM

And I could swear his voice cracks a little, like he's legit getting choked up just thinking about all the fuckery he subjected Dem to

This dude still has so much guilt festering in him about what he did to Demetri, fucker loves Demetri so much ;_;

"I forgave you, remember?" Dem of course we remember you giving in to Eli's puppy dog eyes in all of 2 seconds because you're deeply in love with him

OPE my homebody Demetri literally says he doesn't give a fuck how Eli does his hair, he still thinks he's the shit regardless

Sorry "Demetri only accepts Eli and not Hawk" truthers, y'all are wrong again

He loves all versions of Eli Moskowitz, he just doesn't want him to be an asshole actually

Which seems reasonable to me

Tfw when you say "Miyagi-Do needs you" but what you really mean is "I need you"

Gay gay homosexual gay

Okay I read some steaming hot takes about Demetri coming to emotionally blackmail Eli to join Miyagi Do or whatever, but...no??? The dude is clearly just panicking and venting and also has no filter at all when he's stressed

Like everything here just seems like panicked word vomit to me, he doesn't seem nearly controlled enough to come in with some devious plan to trick Eli into joining his dojo :/

The whole ramble when Demetri first comes down into the basement reads like he's having an anxiety attack tbh

Can't really blame him, since he's dealing with the stress of worrying Cobra Kai is gonna wipe the floor with him AND his recently-traumatized best friend going totally fucking AWOL

And Demetri seems like the type who snaps and lashes out when he's worried and/or stressed, and like I said, that could account for the absolute lack of any filter he has here

Hence "WHO CARES WHAT THEY THINK??? IT'LL GROW BACK!" Certainly not the most tactful thing to say, but Demetri is way too anxious to think before he blabs, it seems

Ah, so it's the "That's just great, you're choosing Eagle Fang over your best friend" line that everyone's getting hot and bothered about

Honestly I chock this one up to anxiety-induced word vomit, too...like Demetri is kinda just rambling and speaking his mind and his panicky thoughts are going BRRRRRRR so fast that he's definitely not stopping to consider if he's coming across as an ass

And anyways, like...considering Johnny DID help mold Eli into a dude who fully embraced toxic masculinity and bullied the shit out of Demetri, I...don't think it's that unreasonable for him to have reservations about Eli going back to Eagle Fang :/ Like I don't blame him for not wanting Eli to go back to a situation that brought out some of the worst in him

And also like??? Eli fucken dragged Demetri through the ringer and Demetri only just got Eli back in his life a few months ago, of course he would panic if he thought Eli was gonna leave him behind again!

And maybe even lash out and be a bit of a dick, cuz ya know. Homeboy's not perfect

So Eli saying "I'm not going BACK to Miyagi-Do" instead of "I'm not JOINING Miyagi-Do" implies they've discussed Eli joining MD before. I do feel like this needs to be its own scene to clarify, but it's still important to note

So no, he's not tryna guilt trip Eli into joining MD out of nowhere, he's following up on something he and Eli seem to have previously talked about

The "OH SHIT" look on Demetri's face when Eli says he quits KILLS me. Like that's his wakeup call that oh fuck, this is THAT serious and he looks absolutely horrified that Eli has hit rock bottom so hard he's resorted to quitting that has essentially become his favorite thing in the world ;___;

"Yes I will be awake" "NO SENSEI BE WOKE" Johnny Lawrence you are literally always going to make me just lose it

"What about nonbinary and genderfluid?" "Yes fluids are CRUCIAL, if you don't hydrate, it affects performance" He a little confused, but he got the spirit!!!

Also headcanon that Moon is genderfluid but isn't publicly out yet--Piper was one of the only people Moon came out to

Hence why Piper is so quick to make sure Johnny is including genderfluid people! You dun best believe she’ll still defend her ex-girlfriend’s honor

My main reasoning here is that Moon is the most transgender name I have ever heard in my entire life

Highkey love seeing Miguel and Johnny's relationship at its best again. I missed them so much!!!

Honestly good on Sam for standing up for herself!!! She's highkey right that her parents haven't really been listening to her or trying to properly address her trauma

Like for FUCK'S sake, the girl has PTSD!!! Put her in therapy!!!

Oh HELL yes, Amanda backstory!!! Let's fuckin GOOOO!!!

Oh shit, she got arrested??? PLOT TWIST OF THE CENTURY

I mean given that she married someone as chaotic and hotheaded as Daniel this shouldn't actually come as a surprise but STILL

Oh damn, I was wrong!!! I thought Amanda took pity on Tory because she saw some of young Daniel in her, but she actually sees a lot of her younger self in her ;___; Okay okay okay okay I need a minute

Lowkey they're right that "bad kids" just get told the same thing over and over and it's never gonna help course-correct

"She's not the only one who needs a wake-up call" *cuts to Eli in a depressive funk fully believing he can never do karate again* CIMENA

"You put me in a situation where I had to join the dojo" this is probably the kindest possible way to put it, considering said "situation" was "threatening me and then attempting to beat me up over a Yelp review" XD

Ah, so I see Demetri has regained some semblance of tact! Guess the worst of the anxiety attack finally passed, now that he's had the chance to take in that Eli is in fact safe (if having quite the Sadboi Hours) and not kidnapped and beat up by Kyler and co.

Uhhhhh not Demetri telling Eli that him getting Dem into Eli's special interest was the best thing that ever happened to him

Like you telling anyone that them getting you into something they liked is the best thing that ever happened to you is just so Extra and over-the-top that it's extremely difficult not to read as romantic because like

I've had a lot of friends get me into stuff over the years, and I never looked them dead in the eye like "YOU INTRODUCING ME TO THIS THING WAS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME"

Anyways tl;dr Demetri is in love

Duh

ALSO Eli's wide-eyed, pleasantly surprised look when Dem says karate is the best thing that ever happened to him, MY HEART

Oh god oh why oh no Eli looks SO FUCKING SAD when Demetri starts talking about Yasmine

Thanks I hate it

I know that look, that's the EXACT expression I make when my crush starts talking about their crush

*Bart Simpson voice* "You can pinpoint the exact moment his heart rips in half!"

"It's not gonna be as exciting if you're not there" I stg this fucker Demetri just sees the world through this sad, destitute, mopey lens when Eli isn't around and then Eli shows up and suddenly everyone upped the color saturation by like 500% and everything is all vibrant and fantastic

Again, this dude is in love

Also the way he looks at Eli when he says it, MY GOD

YOOO THERE WE FUCKIN GO THERE'S THAT SHOULDER SQUEEZE

"Scuse me" *Eli proceeds to have 0 issues with Demetri getting all up in his personal space and practically cuddling with him* Yeah, these dudes are GAY

Like Demetri is LEANING on this man like a giant cat and Eli is just like "I have no problem with this"

"I say a lot of things" God you sure do

THERE'S THE SQUEEZE THERE'S THE SQUEEZE THERE'S THE PRECIOUS SHOULDER SQUEEZE

I'm going feral actually

You tellin me this dumb video has 15k views??? I'm betting this is a viral meme in certain niche circles

And there's definitely some YouTube community who ships them

THESE IDIOTS CAN'T SING

Also are you telling me Demetri made his codename "zer0" and Eli's codename "the 1" and he's NOT in love with Eli???? Uh HUH

Like it's the perfect manifestation of Demetri's cripplingly low self-esteem (wouldn't be surprised if the dude really did consider himself a "zero" of sorts) and him fully indeed believing Eli is in fact The One (romantic)

And he's right!

Also can we appreciate just how INTO IT Eli is getting in the video??? Like this dude has literally always had a hammy, overdramatic side, it's just that prior to them meeting Miguel, Demetri was the only person who could bring it out ;__;

Absolutely HYSTERICAL that Eli is still so deeply and personally offended at the mere idea of being a "loser" XD

The utter HORROR on his face when he says it, I can't with him

"Because this is who you are" "A loser?" "My BEST FRIEND" *sobs*

Also I'm very certain that Demetri could potentially have made other friends and wasn't actually "stuck" with Eli before Miguel showed up, but he just straight up never wanted anyone but Eli as his best friend

"I know you think that mohawk defined who you are, but it didn't. Not to me. Eli, Hawk, hell, call yourself Cornelius for all I care. None of that changes the fact that you're my Binary Brother." ONCE AGAIN CHECK-MATING YOU FUCKERS WHO THOUGHT DEMETRI NEVER ACCEPTED THE HAWK PERSONA AND ONLY WANTS TIMID SADBOI ELI

He LITERALLY just said "I don't give a shit what you go by or how you wear your hair, nothing can ever change what you mean to me"

ALSO "Eli, Hawk, hell, call yourself Cornelius for all I care." basically confirms that Demetri would be down to call Eli Hawk if that's what he really wanted!!! And the hopeful look Eli gives Dem when he says "Hawk"!!!! Like I think this is the first time Eli truly realizes that Demetri fully accepts him no matter what he goes by and how he chooses to present himself and he's so euphoric about it and I think that's beautiful

Also they deadass did the "I'll take care of you." "It's rotten work." "Not to me. Not if it's you." convo with Demetri and Eli I am SCREAMING

Also ALSO my headcanon is that Demetri actually started calling Eli Cornelius as a joke and then it turned into a legitimate pet name when they started dating

"Whether you're number one...or zero" My homeboy Demetri really just said "I will take you at your best AND your worst" in Nerd

The way he looks at Eli during this entire exchange kills me, this man is so in love I'm getting secondhand pining just from looking at his big sad eyes

Actually kind of loved the Daniel-Robby interaction here because like. Daniel isn't trying to make excuses for Robby here or be like "it's okay, I know you still have a good heart!!!" Like he's done trying to be a "savior" guy and he's basically saying "do what you want, it's your life" but at the same time, he still cares enough to give Robby a warning

"I heard what you did to Eli" (threatening)

Hell yeah, Scary Daniel has entered the chat! EXCEPT

"I'm not here to judge you." Okay, well I am. Get over here Robby, I'm going to beat your ass

OH HELL FUCKING YES, AISHA ROBINSON MY LOVE

I know she's only going to be here for like 2 minutes but her presence fills me with an overpowering calmness and serenity that somehow convinces me that everything will be all right

"I broke a kid's nose" Legit forgot what an incredibly badass queen this woman is. I stan

Okay I've seen some people complaining that the writers seemed to forget that Tory and Aisha were friends too BUT I raise you that after Tory tried to basically murder Sam in the school fight I feel like it's not that whack to think Aisha would side with Sam

Like Tory went after Aisha's childhood best friend with lethal-seeming intent TWICE, it's not all that unreasonable to assume Aisha would cut ties with Tory after that

"But Tory was a better friend to Aisha!!!" Okay but Aisha and Tory were friends for like...a couple months at most, and Sam and Aisha had been friends for years and just happened to be going through a rough patch when Cobra Kai came to town. I feel like a few months of on-and-off falling out aren't really enough to cancel out a lifelong friendship, or make you suddenly not be concerned about your estranged friend's actual safety. Or side with the girl relentlessly attacking said estranged friend.

Like this coming from someone who does indeed enjoy Tory x Aisha, yes, but I do think it's important to keep things in perspective yn

"These are the same overprotective LaRussos who made me wear a helmet on your trampoline" OKAY THEY WOULD

"She's my bestie. My new school bestie, you'll always be the OG" SCREAMING CRYING SOBBING

GOOD GOD I'VE MISSED THEIR FRIENDSHIP SO MUCH

We were ROBBED I tell you ;___;

Okay I fuckin love that Aisha went "I'm gonna take all this karate bullshit I learned and use it for the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP"

And she's right!

When will Aisha return from the war??? I need her

Pretty sure she has one of the only brain cells in the valley and they desperately need it right now

I want Sam and Aisha to keep in touch and bond over their appreciation for Johnny's chaotic yet proactive life advice

PLEASE I need it

Also this fucker Johnny Lawrence really wanted to crossdress Mitch and thought no one would be fooled

As of last scene I NEED to see Sam and Aisha's reaction to this

All of Miyagi-Do chanting "MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT" is so funny because we know damn well none of these guys are the ones who truly want Demetri's meat

If you catch my drift

"DAMN IT" I’ll bet Demetri's more anxious and high-strung than usual because he feels bad about having to leave Eli to wallow in his sorrows in his basement and go to karate practice ;__;

OH so Eli decides to join Miyagi-Do to be with Demetri, despite literally all his other close friends being in Eagle Fang??? Fellas, is it gay to join your Totally Platonic Bro's dojo full of people who are still kind of mad at you because you want to help your Totally Platonic Bro out in the AVT that bad????

Not Demetri looking at him with huge doe eyes in the background ;___;

"Is it Eli or Hawk?" "Doesn't matter, I'm just here to do what I can to help out the team" Nice to get an official confirmation that basically throughout S4 Eli has never fucking minded when Demetri called him Eli instead of Hawk

Legit have seen people upset he's cool with going by Eli again, and like??? I'm pretty sure him not feeling like he has to have a cool nickname to kick ass at karate is a good thing actually???

Like ffs let him embrace softboi Eli!!! Let him be gentle and vulnerable and true to himself, even the parts that aren't all hardcore and macho!!! He can cry at sad movies with his boyfriend Demetri and still pound your whiney toxic masculinity-obsessed ass into the ground, actually!

I SWEAR I heard Demetri's voice crack at "it's good to have you back, man"

Do I see tears in his eyes??? Is he HAPPY CRYING???

Demetri stop being so in love and so painfully unaware of it, it's making me embarrassed for you

HOLY SHIT SAM TELLING TORY OFF WAS LOWKEY TERRIFYING

But in the BEST possible way

Still feel bad for Tory, but like...SAM. QUEEN. Taking 0 shit from Tory and I am HERE FOR IT

"I'm coming for you, bitch" *evil smirk* YOU ABSOLUTE SAVAGE

Aisha was like "respond to your problems with love!" and Sam actively chose violence instead, kind of love that for her

The Bad:

Damn, these fuckers really dedicated 3 whole minutes of screentime to an AVT board meeting instead of. You know. Hawk's trauma. Or why the fuck Moon and Piper broke up. Or what Yasmine actually does with her time aside from being thirsty for Demetri. Or Daniel tryna deal with some recent manifestation of his Terry Silver trauma. Or Demetri hunting down and beating the shit out of/attempting to beat the shit out of Kyler and Gang. Or Carmen getting to do something independent of her son-and-boyfriend-related storylines. Or literally anything else

Can you tell I'm a little pressed

Also I stg they're just using the separate gender division thing as an excuse to milk even more drama out of the AVT

Like the stakes are already high enough, y'all don't need to kick them up even HIGHER and complicate the plot even more, like

We already have like 7 arcs going so let's introduce a new conflict/arc instead of working on resolving the ones we already have going

Also it's like

"What hamfisted excuse can we use to introduce more badass female characters for Woke Points so we don't have to give the ones we already have any depth whatsoever?" (Yes I'm talking about Moon and Yasmine)

Literally would not even be hard to flesh them out A TINY BIT but the show just said "no thank you, they don't properly exist as people outside of their relationship to these two gay nerd boys"

Also they’re depriving me of a Demetri-Tory fight and this is an unforgivable crime

Demetri was literally so ready to throw hands with her when she threatened Eli last season, and now we shall never perceive it

Disgusting

I just want overprotective boyfriend Demetri to fight everyone who threatens his mans

ALSO Sam deserves to beat the shit out of Kyler. As A Treat

Yeah I sure do remember that shit he pulled in S1

You try to feel up my girl and slut-shame her??? She deserves to beat yo ass like never before

And anyways we’ve seen multiple times that Sam and Tory can and do hold their own in fights against boys

So what gives, Cobra Kai???

I definitely feel Robby hatred emanating from Demetri but I would like to feel even more

This man has grievously wronged Demetri thrice now, as discussed above, and I think it would be fun if Demetri got on a warpath to absolutely destroying Robby Keene

Is it OOC, considering that Demetri is often rather violence-averse? Perhaps, but consider: I want him to find his inner darkness and become very scary

Speaking of which, why is Sam the only one who is super pissed and vindictive??? As if Demetri WOULDN'T be

Listen, being fight-averse doesn't extend to when your best friend who you're in love with gets pinned down and shaved

Ah, so the LGBT rep this season is acknowledging that asexuals, nonbinary people, and genderfluid people...exist???

Wow, such great rep, I'm shaking and clapping and cheering

Very convenient for the writers that their rep didn't include actually writing any LGBT characters

Also we still haven't gotten any fucking reason or explanation as to why Moon and Piper broke up

Like if they're gonna split up the only LGBT couple in the show, the very fucking LEAST they could do is tell us why :/

Was Piper becoming too much of a jerk for Moon to be okay with??? Did they clash because of Moon's staunch pacifism and refusal to get in a physical brawl ever??? Who the hell knows??? Definitely not us

Probably not the showrunners either

They just needed to set up the stupid Hawk x Moon plot that they're dragging out of the grave like a horrible gross heteronormative zombie

Okay as much as I love the basement scene I 1000% feel like there was a scene missing between the hair-shaving reveal and the basement scene

Like are you really telling me that Demetri didn't check in on Eli once until after he'd already been AWOL for a cool minute??? I simply do not buy it

And like it doesn't even have to be an Eli-Demetri scene, it could be something as simple as Demetri talking to Chris and being like "hey have you seen Eli? He hasn't been at school and he's not answering his phone. And he hasn't been to a single practice since...well, you know." And Chris is kinda confused like "No, I haven't see him at school, but wouldn't he be going to Eagle Fang practice???"

Cue Demetri explaining that he and Eli had previously discussed Eli potentially joining Miyagi-Do if the dojos split, so Demetri expecting Eli to join Miyagi-Do doesn't lowkey come out of nowhere

THEN Demetri asks Miguel if Eli's been at Eagle Fang practice, and Miguel is like "No, actually...I'm starting to get really worried tbh" and reveals Eli hasn't been answering Miguel's texts and calls either

And THEN Demetri busts into Eli's basement like "WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN"

They seriously could have replaced that AVT board meeting scene with this bit and it would have made everything 4000x better

ALSO like. Why is Miguel not concerned at all about Eli regularly bailing on practice??? They're buddies--I'd expect ONE line of worried dialogue being like "Where's Hawk at?" at the very LEAST

Anyways like I mentioned before I feel like there needs to be some kind of explicit confirmation that Eli and Demetri previously talked about Eli joining Miyagi-Do if/when the dojos split, because otherwise Demetri being fully under the impression Eli's going to come back to MD instead of EF seems a little out of left field

Okay, wow. WOW. They seriously could not let Demetri and Eli have ONE scene

ONE GODDAMN SCENE

Without having Demetri bring up Yasmine to very insistently remind us that he's straight -___-

How even is Yasmine "the girl of your dreams" dude, her only personality traits are "hot" and "makes a sassy comment once every 7 years"

"None of that changes the fact that you're my binary brother" Damn they're seriously trying so damn hard to convince us these dudes have a "brotherly" relationship and simply will not accept it's never, ever going to work

Also did they seriously No Homo Demetri and Eli twice in one scene

Of course they fucking did

They know damn well there's gay tension but still deny it at every turn to appease the creepy homophobic conservative fanbase

For shame, homophobes! You've messed up a perfectly good queer-coded karate show is what you've done!

Look at it, it's got heteronormativity!!!

Regardless I can't help but get some amusement out of the fact that the writers are constantly trying so desperately hard to convince us Eli and Dem aren't gay because their interactions are just that inherently fruity

Y'all fighting a losing battle, we all know damn well they're gay

Hey Daniel I know Robby is your ex karate son but you absolutely should judge him for the shit he pulled with Hawk actually

Forceably shaving someone's head in an attempt to destroy their self-esteem is not very punk-rock at all

Also they really be treating Daniel's Terry Silver trauma like Trauma Lite

Like they're barely doing anything with it at all :/

If it's meant to be the reason he's being kind of a self-righteous jerk this season, then like??? They could talk about that??? They could explore it more and what the long-term effects Silver had were???

But nah, just one uncomfortable convenience store confrontation and that's all we need I guess

They GAVE me my Aisha Robinson??? Only to take her away again??? This is unspeakable cruelty and I am going to scream

Okay so like. Devon seems cool, don't get me wrong. But also can this show fucking CHILL with introducing new characters???

Like we are on SEASON FUCKING FOUR we have PLENTY of characters and arcs to work with already!!!

Also Cobra Kai Writers Stop Introducing New Female Characters Because You Don't Know How To Write Your Existing Ones Challenge

WHAT is this weak-ass bro-hug shit, I know my boy Demetri and he would absolutely CRUSH Eli in a hug, sorry

Maybe he doesn't wanna be TOO gay in front of all his MD friends but boy it is FAR too late for that

Damn the gayest episode is behind me now, idk what to do with myself :O

Guess I’ll have to create some Elimetri and YasMoon content

[minzart]

Hi, me again. How are you? Glad you liked my conspiracy theory and Yuu possessed with the 1st hero ghost ☺️ Would like to share another one, but this one is just for laughs. What if Yuu was based of Scrooge McDuck from Duck Tales? The latest version of him that loves to adventure with his family/friends and worries about money. I especially like his phrase "be smarter than the smarties and tougher than the toughies". (1)

I'm fine thank you

I still have to wach the reboot of the duck tales XD . I loved this cartoon so much

Azul🤝Yuu (MADOL ($v$) )

P.s. The theory that Yuu is Prince Charming, I made up a year ago, so it's kinda outdated one. Plus, I don't have the game and only know stuff from tumblr, so I am probably wrong about Crowley being the main villain. He probably nice guy, and probably does his best to help Yuu, but it's a slow process. (2)

Same here!

I don't play the game/nor know Japanese and only watch the translations

Crowley is such a complicated one, just recently that I'm looking at him with more critical thinking bc the thing about him is that he is shady but we don't know what kind of shady he is (shady as in a bad guy or in secretly planned this for a good reason) blame the jp part of the fandom bc there are many who make him a fatherly figure to Yuu and I have patience to translate with Google some when in a good mood lol

The idea that Yuu is possessed by ghosts of Chernabog and the 1st hero came to me when I saw the player options of how to respond to stuff. Like one is sassy (Chernobog) and another one is more friendly (the Hero). So depending how Yuu responds, the bond between Yuu and the ghost will get stronger. (3)

Yooooo that's such a cool way of seing the options! (0o0)

[lerxd]

(I'm sending the same starter to different rp blogs to see how each will respond to this jwfja - Jam)

Tommy slowly made his way towards. . . Somewhere, being guided faithfully by his lovely brown cow, Henry. He wasn't sure where he was, but he trusted his little service animal more than he trusted his own legs. He could deduce that they were walking on grass from the sound, but nearly everywhere was covered in it. God these flowers really are starting to get more and more annoying, he couldn't see anymore. It didn't help that most of the flowers that would grow on him were rather large roses. There were some other flowers, like white chrysanthemum, daisies and irises to name a few, but the prevailing flower was by far the rose. At least he had a trustable animal friend to guide him through safe routes, making sure Tommy didn't accidentally fall into pits or walk into walls. Henry came to a stop, he must want a break. Tommy felt around for something with a wall, feeling a tree by his side. He was always considerate enough to stop near something to lean on. He sat down on the blunt little blades of grass, leaning his back against the tree. A hand immediately went to where he guessed Henry's head would be, feeling a weight land on his lap, gently petting at the soft fur.

@tomlee-switchit (Hi so I have to explain this nowhhwfishf basically Tommy was born with an extremely rare (dsmp) disease where flowers will grow on the person every time they lose a canon life. Usually this wouldn't have an effect on a person because you can only die 3 times before dying permanently. The same cannot be said for those revived with the Revival Book, the book glitches out their lives and unintentionally makes them immortal until they want to go back to suffering in Limbo which isn't likely to happen. The flowers that grow on the person represent something they long for eg irises symbolise trust)

(yooooo dude this is the COOLEST concept!! @tomlee-switchit )

XD was on their weekly overworld check up. He visited Foolish and Callahan. He spent lots of time with George. They even visited Quackity again after all this time. It was a nice day in his books, and even after everything they still had extra time. XD decided to just do a general scoop around the SMP. Visiting major cities and major people. When he had thoroughly checked on Las Nevadas and Kinoko, he made his way to spawn. What once was a bustling busy area now remained calm and almost home-y. The peaceful atmosphere wasn’t caused by emptiness, it was in fact very full for such a small area, but with its many buildings didn’t come many people… not anymore. It was somehow the best of both worlds.

XD zoomed among what the mortals call “prime path” honestly a little disappointment that he was yet to see a human. The disappointment quickly melted throughly, as the young mortal Tommy came into view. XD hadn’t interacted with him personally, but he knew of him of course! He was practically famous amongst the gods, his bravery.. or perhaps stupidity, leading him to do insane things without a doubt in his mind that he should? Now that was immortal behavior. He stood in front of the mortal, hoping to get his attention without scaring him too bad. XD quickly saddened at the sight before them, it was HIS book of course he knew of possible consequences… but they never excepted it to happen to a CHILD! They shrunk down to the mortal height of two blocks, trying to keep his voice as calm and comforting as possible before speaking “Hello tommy.”