#YIPPEE! haters for life!

[realpersonfacts]

[duskerot]

i finished another nendoroid :)

[flowerbloom-arts]

AU where the Shifting Mound doesn't snatch the Damsel so soon and you have to deal with the repercussions of existing past "Happily Ever After" with a voluntarily undeveloped Sweet Love Interest™.

(also, yippee finally found a way to put my 2 interests together!!)

(absolutely incomprehensible ramble under the cut.)

Okay so I'm going to make this as understandable as possible for the uninitiated, whether it be for the Moomin comic strip or the franchise at large.

The plushie the Damsel is holding is that of the Snork Maiden (or just Snorkmaiden), the girlfriend/love interest for the main character, Moomintroll. Now, Snorkmaiden is an interesting and largely misunderstood character, especially when it comes to her comic version where she's a bit of a "promiscuous" character who oftentimes ditches Moomintroll for another man when she sees fit, this is where the misunderstanding lies.

Snorkmaiden haters will dismiss this (if they were to read the comics, because in all honesty they aren't that widely considered or even read in the fandom) as an addition to her general unlikeability as an "obstacle" to the fandom's main gay ship between Moomintroll and his best friend, Snorkmaiden sympathizers will leap to justify this with the good ol' It Was Heteronormativity All Along, which is a very... Honestly lazy reading/justification of her character which doesn't hold up under scrutiny. I, however, have an obviously superior reading of her character (/not serious)

Snorkmaiden simply has a very different definition of romance or at least wants to gain something different out of the concept of romance as opposed to the general public perception built up around it, one which even Moomintroll can't even begin to grasp.

What she gets out of romance, and where it begins and ends for her, is the adventurous fall and honeymoon of it, and each new man she gets into a relationship with is thematically appropriate to the adventure/problem of the week that she and her boyfriend's family are currently facing. When she goes to the French Riviera she starts dating a rich actor because it is a tourist shoreline city where all the celebrities go, when she finds herself in the wintery unknown (she and the Moomins usually hibernate through it, they're creatures like that) she catches a crush on a professional winter sportsman, when she decides to live a hedonist life because some self-proclaimed prophet came in and told everyone to she decides to start it by running away with someone new, when she gets a job as a secretary she falls in love with a coworker who is really interested in accounting, so on and so forth. Even with Moomintroll, they fell in love upon her introduction and Moomintroll signifies a new life in the valley in which they currently live in.

And in the end all of these new romances fall apart either due to unfortunate circumstances, Moomintroll's jealous intervention or her simply becoming disinterested eventually, and in the end of all of them she returns to Moomintroll, as per formulaic comic strip storytelling. (I must mention that Moomintroll also falls in love with other women based on their looks, and he also fell in love with Snorkmaiden because he thought she was pretty, so, he's not that much better really)

This is a repeating cycle, one that Snorkmaiden is simply incapable of breaking out of due to the conventions of her narrative. No matter what she tries, where she goes, who she gets with, she'll always end up back in Moomintroll's arms whether he "earns it back through chivalry" or she runs back to him much to her previous chagrin. It's a self-fulfilling cycle too, in one comic it's shown that she's so used to Moomintroll's behavior that it sours her current relationship with an already bad partner even further. If she was capable of Truly Leaving then she stopped being capable at that point. Snorkmaiden is stuck with a long-term boyfriend when she normally strives in a short-term relationship.

She's also deeply entrenched in romance tropes and loves to roleplay them with Moomintroll, and especially loves them when she thinks they're real, these tropes she fancies usually tend toward kidnapping (and not alot of rescuing) or romantic sacrifice such as dueling or... Romeo and Juliet. These things are extensions of her ideas on what romance is, more about the short-term thrill than the long-term contentment.

Of course, with most Moomin media having a child demographic as opposed to the adult newspaper readers of the comics, Snorkmaiden's character in adaptations of these stories get presented without the depth or the means for that depth, as she gets presented as either a somewhat boring playdate to Moomintroll with grand, childish ideas of romance or a naggy girlfriend whom the writers try to make feminist but ultimately fails to deliver on anything subversive or substantial.

How this ties into the Princess is the cyclical nature of it all, the choices with no branching ends, the new experiences with seemingly no development, the change and then the sudden stop. And with the Damsel in particular it is the reduction of such an interesting and intriguing person full of potential to a cutout of a simple Love Interest. All that anguish is suddenly washed away into something more palatable, a parody of a fairytale princess, a goodness so pure that it is sickening, no motivation behind the eyes except for one simple goal.

Now. Don't get me wrong, the Damsel is my favorite princess, between the Adversaries and the Towers and the Witches and Wilds, the Damsel is the one which captivated my singular interest, becaus I'm not immune to her trappings of adorable beauty and saccharine sweetness with no other motivation than to make her hero happy, I believe that it's a combination of the player's desire for her to be a normal princess they can have a happy ending with but also her willfully stripping herself out of guilt of what she's done to the player.

She stripped herself of any real personhood just to make us happy, and that is the purest motivation anyone can have, really, a terribly misguided one but the sentiment is immeasurable. I pity her and I love her and I want her to be so genuinely happy because of what she's gone through but I know very well that she's incapable of that because the decisions the player chose made her that way, she is made incapable of genuine happiness without total dependence on the player's feelings and that really breaks my heart.

It breaks my heart when she's reduced to a crappy middle school anime drawing when she's put through the pressure of getting interrogated or being told strange things about what would make the player happy.

It breaks my heart when she's finally free but then immediately met with the coldness of the Shifting Mound and thought that coldness was happiness.

It breaks my heart when she accepts her second death with tears in her eyes and a smile because she thinks that's what made the player happy, and yet somehow she couldn't accept it as a real decision the player made on their own because in the first time she was warned that they were possessed, so the only conclusion she could come up with was that the cabin was causing this pain and so as the Grey she decides to burn the whole place to the ground and stare at you lovingly until her face melts away.

It breaks my heart that the Grey is in a wedding dress, on top of that.

She's so desperate to cling onto the first person to show her kindness that she seems to have become broken over it. She's so terribly tragic that I can't help but keep thinking about her and the million heartbreaks knowing that she's so lovely and selfless but she wasn't Real anymore.

I want her to have a massive fairytale wedding like at the end of Disney's old Cinderella movie and live forever with some physical manifestation of Voice of the Smitten. I want her to come back to personhood and cry and not be snapped like a twig over it. I want the Damsel to be happy in any way she seems fit to be but I know that can never happy, both by the nature of the game but also in the very programming of her character.

She is trapped, whether it's in the cabin, her own circular mentality or as part of the Shifting Mound, she's incapable of of being really free as her own person unless you count the ending of us leaving with the no-blade blade starter princess.

... And that's why I think she should hold a massive Snorkmaiden fair prize won by her darling new butch knight girlfriend.

[fraiserabbit]

TROLLS OC YIPPEE!!!! initial idea, design and colours by @meisawkwardashecc and i brought em to life on paper!

literally created to ship with creek (their ship name is rushingwater, so cute!) (i still got beef with creek tho, #1 hater over here), then rush just developed into the silliest lil fella i love them sm i would give them the moon

[scratchybongvt]

Mascot life hacks! (Sidemascots 1.14)

Starring…

THE SIDEMASCOTS!

…

Vinicius: Sumi?

Sumi: Yeah?

Vinicius: Have you noticed that the crew still has 9 members, not 10?

Sumi: Oh, yeah. What happened to the poll?

Vinicius: Tom, Moongcho and Zakumi are tied.

Sumi: Well THAT is a waste of our time.

(Vinicius’ phone rings)

Vinicius: From Tom: I’ve decided to not join the Sidemascots 1.14 because I can and I just did. Try again next time.

(Sumi’s phone rings)

Sumi: From Bandabi: On behalf of Moongcho, I’ve decided to not join the Sidemascots as I take care of our pet in a coma.

Vinicius: Which can only mean…

Zakumi: Zamina Mina, eh eh, Waka waka eh eh eh! Zamina mina zangalewa, it’s time for Africa!

Sumi: This is going to be a long night…

Mascot life hacks!

Vinicius: Burke? Are you here?

Sumi: I think he left to play another session of Overwatch 2.

(Everyone laughed)

Vinicius: He’s not going to be first anyway. Sidemascots, think of a 5-minute, troom troom-esque life hack that solves one of our “common problems” we’ve listed here!

Sumi: the life hack with the most points gets a MASSIVE PAY RISE!

Everyone: ooh…

Vinicius: The life hack with the LEAST points gets KICKED OFF THE SHOW!

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOH!

Vinicius: And… feature in troom troom’s next video…

Everyone: WHAT?

(Vinicius laughed manically with a thunder effect in the background)

Disclaimer: This video is for entertainment purposes ONLY. Under NO circumstances you should do any of the life hacks features without supervision from a professional shithouse.

Because it is for entertainment purposes only, this does NOT have any intention of offending sports fans, Africans, vegans, carnivores, Sumi and @crackheadfromsainsburys.

Sidemascots is completely neutral about every mascot, and may apologize for killing Phryge haters and lovers in favor of mascot neutrality.

Vinicius

Sumi: Is it about sabotaging your least favorite club, Vini?

Vinicius: Yes!

Sumi: Well then…

Vinicius: Not Fluminense, they’re eliminated from the Libertadores, thank god. I’m sabotaging Atletico Mineiro.

Sumi: What?!

Vinicius: I’m loyal to Rio de Janeiro!

Sumi: Apart from Fluminense?

Vinicius: Apart from Fluminense.

Sumi: Where’s the “life hack”

Vinicius: This is where the life hacks comes in… attach knifes into seats where Mineiro fans are supposed to sit!

Sumi: This is life hacks about solving a common problem, not sabotaging a group!

Vinicius: Don’t be a sore loser, Sumi!

Sumi: 1/10.

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOH!

Vinicius: But I-

Sumi: The decision is FINAL.

Vinicius: I also rate-

Sumi

Vinicius: 1/10.

Sumi: But-

Vinicius: You do know I also rate too. The decision is FINAL.

Wenlock: How about you shut up and listen?

Vinicius: Fine. 1/10 anyway.

Sumi: I’ve finally found a solution for people who always have their personal maple syrup being “borrowed” by a lot of people!

Wenlock: By your friends?

Sumi: By the entire people of Canada!

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOH!

Tina: I think I’m going to be sick…

Sumi: my idea is to put a taser inside the bottle so that no one can ever touch it again!

Vinicius: 0/10.

Sumi: What’s wrong?!

Vinicius: #1, it’s lethal. #2, taser possession is illegal in Canada.

Sumi: Fine! Something worse.

Everyone: WORSE?!

(Fast forward to midnight)

(Someone breaks out of Sumi’s personal home, runs into a kitchen and about to open the fridge)

Sumi: Wait for it… wait for it… WAIT FOR IT…

(The fridge is opened, but immediately traps the person who opened it. The sound of a saw buzzing can be heard inside)

Vinicius: HOLY SHIT! You killed him!

Sumi: I know, it’s lethal.

Vinicius: I would rather have YOU holding a taser in Canada than turning a normal fridge into a deadly booby trap!

Sumi: NO MORE BORROWING FROM ME! YIPPEE!

Vinicius: Wait, where’s the actual maple syrup?

Sumi: Don’t worry, it’s in safe hands.

(Transition to one of the biggest vaults in the world he built just to guard his maple syrup)

Miraitowa

Miraitowa: Despite the advanced technology my country has invented…

Sumi: “Japan is living in 2050” vibes…

Miraitowa: Unfortunately one of the most unsolvable problems is depression. That’s why we have a dedicated forest.

Wenlock: So you want to solve that problem?

Vinicius: Just read manga for the most part!

Miraitowa: My life hack is to tape plushies of me and Someity and pray for them every single day. To be honest, the Mirasome fanbase has started to become a religion.

Vinicius: (whispers) so much for some default Olympic mascot…

Miraitowa: I heard that!

Vinicius: Sorry!

Sumi: Do you think you can solve depression in Japan?

Miraitowa: Absolutely!

Vinicius: We’ll wait for the result next month, but for now. 1/10.

Miraitowa: 1/10?!

Vinicius: When you say “you can solve depression in Japan”, I doubt it.

Miraitowa: Why are you acting so harsh today?

Sumi: Snap out of it, Vini! SNAP OUT OF IT!

Tina: Maybe I presume he’s pissed after Sumi rated his idea of sabotaging a football club 1/10?

Sumi: Could be.

Vinicius: My anger has NOTHING to do with you!

Sumi: Pffffffft…

Wenlock

Wenlock: I’ve been scrolling through X lately and saw people being obsessed over a religious mascot.

Sumi: Finally, someone who doesn’t like Miraitowa.

(Everyone laughed)

Miraitowa: WHAT?!

Wenlock: So I thought…

Vinicius: CUT! BEFORE WE START A RELIGIOUS WAR! OR EVEN WORSE! GET DEMONETIZED!

Sumi: 0/10. This is getting worse.

Honohon

Honohon: Ever upset of your “pretend friend” chasing after you?

Vinicius: Who?

Honohon: Uzumin, obviously.

(Multiple bangs at the door can be heard)

Uzumin: LET ME IN! LET ME IN!

Sumi: What’s the life hack?

Honohon: Snap the fingers and let him slowly die…

(Fire was heard on the door)

Uzumin: I��M AN ASIAN PARA GAMES MASCOT, GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Tina: It’s genius.

Vinicius: Genius, yes. Life hack, no. 1/10.

Sumi: At least it makes a good fireplace. Hold as I find some Lunchly crackers, some outdated marshmallows and Feastables!

Vinicius: Still.

Everyone: NO! 3/10!

Honohon: Yippee!

Burke

Vinicius: Burke! Burke?

(Burke runs into the studio and pants)

Sumi: (eats some crap s’mores) mmmmmmm, where did you go this whole time?

Burke: I’ve just read Sidemascots 1.9 and realized what happened…

(Everyone gasped)

Vinicius: We never had an episode 9!

Burke: Look, you guys just killed the Phryges, the actual mascots of Paris 2024, because of a request from a Phryge hater!

Vinicius: I thought Ettie was the mascot.

Burke: NO! You guys has been tricked by a Dutch/Polish/Pretend English dark arts mastermind this whole time!

(Everyone gasped)

Miraitowa: The @crackheadfromsainsburys villain arc is starting to make a LOT of sense.

Sumi: I thought Tom was worse…

Vinicius: We were ALWAYS opinion-neutral, how could we fall under the hands of a person who has opinions that contradicts with others?!

Crackhead: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! YOU BRATS FOUND OUT?!

Burke: It’s the end of YOUR villain arc, Sainsbury!

Crackhead: SO ARE YOU! (shoots laser beam towards Burke)

(The moment intensified as the laser beam gets closer and closer to Burke)

…

…

…

…

…

(The beam got deflected by Burke’s VAR review screen and into Crackhead’s head)

Burke: LONG LIVE MASCOT NEUTRALITY! (Kisses VAR for a long period of time)

Vinicius: Holy shit!

Sumi: Forget episode 9! Forget Powder’s ungodly death! Forget TzTa! Forget the pole vault challenge! This is one of the most CONTROVERSIAL statements from a mascot fan IN HISTORY!

Miraitowa: Apart from “I don’t ship Someitowa” from you-know-who.

(@sashley1912 burst into the studio)

Sashley: YES! (Kicks Crackhead’s head)

Vinicius: She’s dead Sacha.

Sashley: Oh. VIVE LA FRANCE! HOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

Sumi: Sacrebleu…

Burke: Do I get anything?

Vinicius: No.

Everyone: 10/10!

Vinicius: BIASED!

Everyone: NO! ALL HAIL THE GREAT LEADER OF MASCOT NEUTRALITY!

Burke: I love Mirasome specifically, but I’m truly… humbled.

Sashley: Rest in peace Phryges. Parting is such sweet sorrow… mama always love you.

Borobi

Vinicius: Sidemascots, you do not came up with a more creative life hack as expected.

Sumi: Everyone stop being boring af and start whoop ASS!

Everyone: ROGER!

Borobi: Great, I have a creative one in mind mate! There’s a problem in my country…

Vinicius: Not this again…

Borobi: That people would throw boomerangs and marmites for no reason mate!

Sumi: How hard is it to stop- OW!

Borobi: sorry, I couldn’t resist throwing Marmite at people…

Vinicius: If your muscles couldn’t stop throwing crap at people, then how do you stop them?

Borobi: Tada! A Richmond guernsey! Richmond are so bad this Premiership season that even flying projectiles avoid it!

(Vinicius throws Marmite back to Borobi)

Borobi: OW!

Vinicius: Wow, it’s super effective. 9/10 Borobi!

Borobi: I don’t think you understand the purpose mate…

Tina

Tina: Ever pissed because AC Milan just beat Real Madrid and not even Inter can win against Manchester City? Here’s the life hack to push out your anger!

Vinicius: Finally! Something that is useful! For once…

Tina: First, cover your ears.

Vinicius: Check.

Tina: Then your nose…

Sumi: Check.

Tina: Your mouth.

Vinicius: Why?

Tina: and your eyes.

Sumi: This is getting unnecessary…

Tina: Then think of things that made you upset, let me demonstrate.

(Tina covers her ears, nose, mouth and eyes and sit down)

(There was silence for minute)

Vinicius: So?

Sumi: So?

(More silence)

Vinicius: This life hack is lame-o! 1/10-

(The whole stadium explodes)

Someity

Vinicius: You’re thinking of a life hack that can stop carnivores from invading your home, which is very offensive and I rate it a 0/10.

Someity: How did you know?

Vinicius and Sumi: Scripting!

Someity: Oh haha. Carnivores.

Zakumi

Zakumi: In South Africa there’s no internet.

Burke: Wait a minute…

Zakumi: What?

Burke: There IS internet in South Africa! I’ve just looked up the submarine cable map #ad and found some internet cables “accidentally” being laid from South Africa!

Zakumi: Lies! Lies!

Sumi: No excuses Zakumi.

Vinicius: Are you trying make fun of us making fun of Africa?

Zakumi: Uhhhh… yeah?

Sumi: Zakumi, this is an inclusive mascotverse fanfiction in 2024, not some kind of racist novel in the 60s!

Zakumi: Oh…

Vinicius: -1/10!

The final results!

Vinicius: None of your life hacks actually help anything.

Sumi: But at least we had fun… in a different way.

Vinicius: This is the first time we actually enjoyed making a Sidemascots episode since “Finish or forfeit”! Ah the glory days…

Sashley: Pray for drunk Paralympic Phryge…

Sumi: The mascot with the BEST execution is Burke!

Burke: I’ll not replying to hate comments from @crackheadfromsainsburys and her friends! Make art, not war!

Vinicius: With that, Burke’s salary for the Sidemascots increased from $2.50/episode to $214/episode! Cha-ching!

Burke: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! Even the highest player salary at Barcelona was higher than that! *snaps fingers*, $599/episode!

Vinicius and Sumi: WHAT?!

Burke: Do NOT underestimate me!

Sumi: Fine. The mascot who’s kicked out the show is… surprise, surprise, Zakumi!

Vinicius: That’s for offending the people in your own country! Good luck getting back home!

Zakumi: It was just… a joke.

(@sashley1912 breaks Zakumi’s neck)

Sumi: Did you forgot the epic forfeit?

Vinicius: Oh yeah. Cancel troom troom. I’ll do it later. Anyways,

THE SIDEMASCOTS!

Vinicius: Season 1!

Sumi: If you hate Crackhead, SMASH that like button now! If you love Crackhead, also SMASH that like button now! (We do not accept hate comments, thank you.) 50k likes are desperately needed and fully appreciated!

Vinicius: What do you want to see from next week’s episode of the Sidemascots? Comment or send a question in the bio!

Sumi: Remember to-

THE SIDEMASCOTS!

Sumi: What? I didn’t finish my catchphrase! Hey! Hello!

…

@crackheadfromsainsburys will return…

In season 2. Haha.

[bykalopsia]

i caved and drew out a silly ship web for the boonboomgers (under the cut bc i wrote Thoughts also the sixth is there)

notes:

ishiro -> taiya is the singular "fact of life" tier. like in whatever configuration of these i end up writing that is Always True

taiya -> ishiro is downgraded one step solely bc i think it being unrequited is Hilarious. also tirebrake is peak so. (taiya immediately noticing genba was gone this episode and frantically looking around and calling his name...... Effected Me.)

formally coming out as the sole accelbrake hater... it has to be said. 50% is bc it's sincerely nothing and the other 50% is i have to see it all the time. very much reeks of shipper's math which i hate

there are other reasons AB doesn't appeal to me but those are just personal preferences. (tldr it just appeals to tropes i find boring)

to me mira is an otome game heroine. ie inherently lovable and has good chemistry with practically everyone. good for her!!!! but yes she works with anyone currently, though i have a preference for mirrormeter / mirrorbrake

"why did you put tirecircuit there when sakito was announced literally hours ago?" you may ask. because i'm a madman. also he's supposed to be a rival and we see how i act re: taiya's previous rival so. i'm sensing it will be dire for me. but who knows? let's see if i get proven wrong.

anyway my True Vision is the tirebrakemirrormeter polycule ft. jou who sometimes gets his kisses in when he's feeling up for it. intensely funny. i can't wait for sakito to drastically change all of my settled thoughts on this yippee!!!!!!!!! (this can meld into tiremeterbrake + accelmirror depending on the day? haven't totally made up my mind orz)

[lydiannettelizabeth]

EEHEHEHE CHAINSAW MAN TUESDAY!!! New chapter time!!

Denji is sillygoofy as always (he makes me so ILL get my son OUTTA THERE). I still have beef with that WOMAN who was coming onto denji I don’t remember her name.

This shit scared me!! Got flashbacks to the first katana man fight. Using a real gun would kinda force denji to transform to survive, which he doesn’t really wanna do right now. Glad the gun was fake tho 🙏 gave me a SPOOK

Me every time Yoshida apparate like atp he must be following denji around 😭 leave him ALONE goddamn!

New reaction img just dropped. Also when denji becomes the one saying this you know there’s a fucking PROBLEM!!!

Grown women leave denji ALONE challenge (impossible). First Himeno now THIS! Unreal. I stay a hater.

HE ENJOYED THE FIGHT!! I really hope Denji wisens up and realizes he enjoys being chainsaw man soon, or like tells Yoshida to leave him alone and let him do what he wants. Chainsaw man is a part of him, and a part of his life. No one is normal, and “normal” for denji means fighting and killing devils as chainsaw man.

YIPPEE ASA TIME!! I love her so much it’s unreal. She’s so ill. Watching herself on the news, then saying she hates it because it’s too “invasive.” Then smiling at seeing herself on the news 😭. As always she’s my contradictory queen who doesn’t know what she wants! Also her and Yoru were very silly this chapter, always bickering. Their little “we’re doing this to save/kill chainsaw man” made me chuckle. I love them so much my skrunkles I wanna shrink them up and put them in my pocket.

Denji isn’t as big a fan of Asa as me 😭 she’s taking all his hoes!! I think it’s also a general distaste of the chainsaw man church, because yeah like what the hell. Imagine being a teenager who is also chainsaws sometimes and people making a church for YOU except you’re not a part of it and also it makes people like you less anyways. Insane.

he’s so real he’s so silly he’s so TIRED. My son he needs a nap. I can tell as part 2 continues denji is just so exhausted compared to part 1, he seems to enjoy his life less and less. I think it’s in part everything that happened in part 1 (he misses his family :() and everything happening now, he has new responsibilities and is still trying to please other people, as much as he tries not to. Seeing him actually enjoy his fight last chapter made me happy, I hope he gets more moments to really enjoy living as himself soon, no matter how decidedly NOT normal his life ends up being.

RETURN OF THE KING!! Not rly he was in like 2 chapters. It makes sense denji doesn’t recognize/remember him since he wasn’t really himself when they fought, iirc. I do wonder what he’s up to since, last we saw him, he was completely under makima’s control. It’s nice to see minor characters like him return from part 1, though I worry for his intentions. ALSO if he can come back. Maybe. Maybe reze can too. Maybe quanxi can too. (COPING). I hope for once this new person actually wants to help denji.

Also YIPPEE only a one week wait this time! I love you chainsaw man Tuesdays.

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

Most of my lgbt headcanons for borderlands are fairly common, but yippee.

Maya, Krieg, Brick, Mordecai, and Lilith are all living the bisexual life, you can't convince me otherwise.

Krieg is partially in denial about it. Lol.

I believe in the Mordecai part so thoroughly that one of my ocs is Mordecai's boyfriend.

Maya generally has a preference for women, Lilith is the opposite.

In my head, Zer0 really doesn't care much whether people use he or they for them. He's fine with both and just doesn't care much about gender in the first place.

Moze considered asking Amara out but didn't because she thought Amara to be out of her league lmao.

That's all I can really think of rn but I'll let you know if I remember any more. I think I wrote all my hcs down somewhere I just can't find it. </3

That's based af and probably canon actually since being bi is considered the default in blands. Epic gaming

MEGA ULTRA BASED FOR OC X CANON SHIPPING. I HAVE A FEW OF MY OWN BUT I NEVER TALK ABT THEM BC I FEEL CRINGE. PROPS TO YOU FOR HAVING THE BRAVERY TO TALK ABT THEM

BISEXUAL LILITH SO TRUE ‼️

I am a staunch they/them Zer0 fan but that's mostly bc I like being a lil hater and also lets me at least pretend Fl4k isn't the only they/them in the series. However I don't actually mind ppl using other pronouns for them that much (I think I saw a fic that used neos for them? Very cool) as long as they don't assume they're a man if you tag your zer4k fic as m/m I will personally incinerate your hard drive

NAUURRR...... someone put these women in a situation, STAT!!!!

[hanarutos]

i know we (understandably) focus on naruto and sasuke and their relationship to each other as the main driving force of the story. and that's because it is. but sometimes i kind of re-remember how much naruto's other relationships are important to him. like naruto is a series about friendship and love. it is through the love of iruka, gaara, neji, rock lee, sakura, the rest of the konoha 12, his parents, jiraiya, kakashi, that naruto is able to become as strong as he is. GRANTED this is coming from me the world's biggest jiraiya minato kakashi hater. I think sometimes some of us get so hung up on the slightly lackluster execution of some of Naruto's bonds (ex. does he ever even talk to Ino?) that we forget the overall theme which is about friendship!!!!! Friendship saves naruto!!!! Love saves naruto!!! and it's by extending that same love to sasuke that sasuke is saved as well!!!

idk like sometimes i get really annoyed about the fact we are supposed to accept that minato cared about naruto when he chose to orphan him, or that jiraiya cares about naruto despite not talking to him for his first 12 years of life, but even despite these sloppy executions at times, i can't deny the overarching theme makes me so emotional. like naruto wanted nothing but love and he got it. sure his love from the village is largely conditional, but he also got it from actual individual friends who care about him outside of his status as konoha's hero. I do also wish so so bad that instead of making it seem like the village is just cool now and cured naruto of his issues we got into how repressed he is, but it's not like he has no real important relationships.... idk!!!! i just. i forgot that naruto as a series is about love! it's not all about naruto being vilified and then suddenly accepted out of nowhere. there are people who don't do that to him. would it be better if the villagers hypocrisy was acknowledged? certainly. but it's not like shikamaru started being narutos friend cus he saved everyone. its not like gaara became narutos friend bc he was powerful -- it was because he finally felt understood. and then for all the parts of naruto that almost nobody understands, sasuke does. idk!!!

like its so easy to read narutos relationships with his peers as shallow because kishimotos pacing and development of the ensemble cast is pretty mediocre but ultimately.....friendship wins!! love wins!!! i hope naruto gets a therapist and gets through his repression issues but like he is objectviely way better than he was as a young child! yippee!!!

[cassioppenny]

okay milesverse lore post but for the siblings uh yay

red green and silver

okay they're kinda weird. red and silver are half brothers (same dad) and green is red from an au that got eebied into the main timeline as a little kid (fun fact her name in the timeline she came from was leaf but she renamed herself green because 1) she forgor and 2) she wanted to match red and blue). green was adopted by red's mom after she fell anyway so uh yeah.

green learns that she's a faller a little bit after rgby after red went missing but doesn't learn she is literally red from a different timeline until rainbow rocket. yes she is the red of rr giovanni's timeline.

silver learned that red took down team rocket and immediately went "woag this guy is so strong and took down my shitty dad so i need him to mentor me so i can also get strong." but then red disappeared and silver immediately assumed that team rocket kidnapped him or something. red is actually peeping the horrors on mount silver instead but no one knows that

so during gsc he impersonates red (keep in mind they don't know they're related at this point) and steals totodile. he goes around beating the shit out of random team rocket members and getting annoyed by ethan, lyra, and kris (mostly ethan) who keep accidentally running into him. ethan immediately learns that silver isn't red because 1) silver dropped his trainer id and 2) ethan is huge gigantic red super fan who's dream is to become so strong that he surpasses him in strength so of course he recognizes silver looks nothing like red

post gsc ethan, silver, and blue (who has been helping against team rocket under the alias "gary" and wearing his pokespe cape during gsc along with lance i guess he was there too) go to kanto to look for red together. they also go through the celebi event and silver beats up his dad but that's besides the point.

when they're pallet town they meet green. silver and green become besties. do they know reaction image. also blue and green hate eachother because of the whole red missing thing but that's off topic.

anyway they eventually find red. awkward family reunion. yippee. im talking way too much about them moving on

hilda and nate

ceos of ignoring the plot. hilda and nate used to live near hilbert cheren and bianca but moved away to nimbasa before the events of b1w1. hilda is a pretty minor character in b1w1 honestly she's just grinding the battle subway.

her little brother nate though actually travels with rosa and hugh. admittedly it's just so he can train up a team so he can also grind on the battle subway but he's having fun. while rosa and hugh have team plasma related angst he's just kinda chilling the background eating popcorn with his oshawott. he's just a silly guy. he looks up to his big sister a lot

selene and elio

both of them act as the protagonists in sm and are twins. selene does most of the story stuff while elio focuses on the island challenge. basically selene gets to be gay with girlfriend lillie while elio fights for his life against the beasts. elio is the serious one while selene is the silly one.

there's a gag where selene's pikachu (off topic but every protag except lucas and elio has a pikachu on their team) keeps stealing elio's hat which always annoys him. elio eventually gets a mimikyu which pops out to fight pikachu whenever that happens

gloria and victor

they fucking hate eachother. victor (the older one) thinks gloria is annoying and egotistical while gloria thinks victor is a loser and failure. victor went on the gym challenge before gloria and gave up before kabu. gloria started to resent him for giving up and started to call leon her real older brother because of how much of a loser she thinks victor is.

victor just wants to go to culinary school but once gloria gets her sobble and gets ready to go on her journey their mom forces victor to go with them. he basically becomes the brock of the group but if brock was the biggest hater ever.

[shovson]

5 Drinks to Get to Know Me

tagged by tumblr user and my #1 hater @russilton thank you ^_^

monster energy - i fucking love caffeine and i love energy drinks. i was going to put red bull on here but they cost a million dollars for something i can drink in two sips. these things taste like every chemical you should not put in your body. it's so good. i would not recommend this drink to anybody. my current favourite is the lo-cal one but i've tried all the flavours in the grocery.

coca cola - comfort drink from when i was in school. carbonated drinks are my favourite and this one is super carbonated esp cold. hororruuuhggghh fizzy and tasty

strawberry black tea boba less ice less sugar - i do like a lot of bubble tea places....and im the fella to bring if you don't know what you want to drink (i order for my bf everytime). but i like how basic this drink is. perfectly cold and tart and sweet for me. also chewy tapioca pearls yippee!!!

cold water from a cool mug - cold water is so fucking good. quenches the soul. and also when you drink it from a banger handmade ceramic mug. saved my life when im doing long drawing sessions

orange powerade - the haters will say orange is a weak flavour. not me though. i love ALL orange flavoured things. these things are so easy to drink. i wish the bottle nipple was like the gatorade one....but we all lose somewhere :(. man fruity and tart drink...just like me ^_^

tagging @robholdingprotocol @usersewis @mickschumachergf @pandonorran and anybody who wants to do this!!!

also fuck it @nonbinaryrobot too

[transterror69]

Helloooo!!! Welcome bastards to my bullshit. I cant do art, i cant write but i can... uhhhh idk be dumb, ramble and be dumb.

Name: Maxwell or Lucifer. You can also call me Terror! I dont really care.

Pronouns: All other pronouns than she/her.. legit all of them. (Yes neos count! Please use some for me! :3)

Fandoms: Sally face, Coraline, Fnaf, Batim/Batdr, Tf2, Undertale, Deltarune, Hellaverse, Little misfortune, Little Nightmares, FPE, Baldi's basics, Centricide/Jreg, Cuphead, Gravity falls and Doctor who! Ill probably mostly post tf2 right now because im.. so normal about the game. (VALVE PLEASE FIX TF2 PLEASE-)

DNI!

Proshippers.

Racists, Homophobes, Transphobes, Xenophobes.. yall need to get a life.

Medic haters/j

Random info!

Im from Finland and can speak Finnish and English. I am also learning German!

I am in a queerplatonic relationship!

Im afraid of horses-

I have Adhd, Autism and PTSD (Mental illness! Yippee!!)

I dont really know how to use tumblr well so if i do smt wrong or weird, tell me! (Be nice tho please-)

My askbox shoud always be open so if you just need to vent or you do want to ask me smt, go ahead! (ASK ME ABOUT MY HEADCANONS. ASK ME ABOUT MY HEADCANONS ASK ME ABO-)

Have a good day! Or dont! I dont control your life.

[flyfish1999]

Tatsuya for the ask game B)

yippee !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks so much boss ^_^)/ i love tatsuya ! everyone else who is reading this ... go play persona 2 right now !!!!! replaying it and thinking about it a lot lately has just deepened my love for both persona and smt . its really so amazing . anyway, let's positive thinking! and go :D [SPOILERS AHEAD !]

favourite thing about them: i really do think he's the most autistic persona protagonist eheheh ^_^ i love all of his intriguing + strange characteristics (like the engine imitations and um . bisexuality . and how in ep he buys a new lighter even though it's obviously not the same cuz he's so used to having one .. guh) and how he's still COOL, and like, FUN and KIND and ADMIRED. even his unwavering resolve in ep after he's been broken down .... i really look up to him a lot to be honest ^_^)/

least favourite thing about them: nope ! nothing ! the more i think about him the more i love him unconditionally .

favourite line: tatsuya's scenario in psp punishment makes me so so so sick in the head . but i replay it like once every two months anyway "if you want my life, i'll give it to you. if you tell me to fall into darkness, i'll do it. but i won't let anyone have their way with Maya-nee... or this world where my friends live." like the whole thing makes me sob and cry uncontrollably . i would quote it all here if i had any less self-control ^_^;;

brOTP: i love how the cast of innocent sin especially is sointerwoven with their friendships ... i just can't pick one !!!!!!!!! i can't pick ^_^ the team in that game is phenomenal .. not really brOTP .. but tatsuya and katsuya have such an interesting relationship to me, and feel like real brothers . i love it :] !!!!!!!!!

OTP: ofc ... tatsujun . their tiny victories in this godforsaken world are everything to me

nOTP: odd one ... because i love unrequited/otherwise impossible tatsumaya ... but i just can't stand it when it actually happens ? ^_^;; it's so much more interesting to me if it doesn't happen ! but there is still something kind of there ... if you get what i mean !

random headcanon: i like to think about what happens on the other side after tatsuya returns there at the end of ep . i think he and katsuya make up (as much as they can anyways) and look after a vegetable patch ... +++ shiori being a big sis to tatsuya ! i love shiori so much ... i wish we got to see more of them interacting !!

unpopular opinion: i feel like a little hater saying this after waxing poetic about how much i love him ... but i prefer maya as a protagonist ! it's not because of the adult-oriented perspective of ep ... i just think he works better and more interestingly as a party member ! and maya is so fun to play as ^_^)/ !!!!!

song i associate with them: can't believe im saying this ... but karma police by radiohead ^_^;; ! it fits so well imo !!!!!

favourite picture of them: now you're finished playing p2 readers ... go listen to errors of their youth !!!!!!!!!! its so good !!!!!! and the cover art with tatsujun at the mic is adorable :p

[bullstunechi]