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revising English as i realise how most of these stories and poems are useless??
LIKE WHAT IS THE POINT OF THE PROPOSAL
like a guy with palpatations comes to marry some girl then they start fighting ab some plant and who's it is then this guy's palpatation and heart problems start and then he walks away while the girl finds out he came to propose to her and then she calls the guy back and says yes to marrying BUT THEN THEY STADT FIGHTING ON WHO'S DOG IS VETTER?? AND THEN THIS GUY WIYH PALPATATION FAINTS AND WHEN HE WAKES UP THEY BOTH AGREE TO MARRY???
make this MAKE FUCKING SENSEE
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bhai is sri lanka taking revenge on us now or what T_T
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I have one kink and it’s so pretty and it’s like a dream
Huhhhhh 😭 what
I have one kink and it's not a good idea.
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reddit about rumors adah sharma's affair with vipul shah?
what
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I wanna lie down on grass and just look at the sky , the same way I used to do when I was a kid but aaj Kal toh grass hi synthetic hai 😭🙏
#REAL PROBLEMS#matlab kya point hai ab yeh sab ka#desiblr#desi disaster#desi academia#desi tumblr#being desi#desi aesthetic#desi shit posting
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Bold of u to think we desi girls are red flag
We literally grew up watching "pavitra rishta" "yeh rishta kya kehlata h" and "yeh hai mohabbatein " 😌
#desiblr#desi tumblr#desi girl#desi humor#being desi#starplus#zeetv#yeh rishta kya kehlata hai#desi shit posting#pavitra rishta
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bahar niklo toh awara aur ghar mein raho toh nakara
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teachers: your seniors are wiser than you. learn from them and observe them
me, and my batchmates: *afraid of picking up their phone call because we are just so used to texting*
#dekho hum wise-phise honge#par yeh hamse nahi hota#ladki ne mujhe call kiya tha ki didi mai footwear kya pehnu function mai#dekho i feel like phone calls just get awkward yaar#mera time waste ho jata hai fir awkward banne mai#social conformity ki toh.#desiblr#desi tag#desi academia#desi dark academia#desi#desi girl#desi tumblr#desi things
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The Women and Child Development Minister can’t write ‘Beti Bachao Beti Padhao.’
The Education Minister can’t prevent paper leaks.
The Railway Minister can’t stop train accidents.
#yeh desh ko kya ho raha hai#ittne sari population hone ke bawajood bhi Top position pe padhe likhe ko kyun nahi bithate#humesha literate log bas apne mein reh jaate hai and unpadh gavar apni baato se duniya ko jhanse mein le lete hai#india news#indian#indian dark academia#indian tumblr#desi tumblr#desiblr#.txt#twitter news
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the sole and devastating problem with monkey man is that it will literally never be able to push past the people who think the concept of the film disrespects hanuman ji to be exposed in an environment where people see it for more than its name.
#raj shitposting#my mother ACTUALLY asked me why the film took hanuman ji as the monkey god to drive the plot when there are monkey gods everywhere.#i was so shocked because wtf all those monkey gods are literally based on hanuman ji besides this is a film about an indian man.#she still thought that it was just disrespecting hinduism so i didn't let her watch past the scene with lucky in the tavern.#like i don't think indians have the tolerance or the right etiquettes to watch this film at all.#which is why i am starting to feel glad it was never released here. indians saale hain hi adipurush ke layak mcbc.#inn logo ko bhakti do to uski batti banakar filmmaker ki hi gaand mein ghusedna chayenge.#inhe violence do to kahenge humare bhagwaan aese nahi the tum log humare bhagwan ka mazak uda rahe ho.#saala chahate kya ho?#tum log behenchod adipurush dekho aur har acchi cheez ko ban hone do.#people view religion as blind devotion rather than something that allows you to connect yourself to your gods.#they don't believe their gods could make mistakes. and they sure don't believe for a goddamn second that their god could be wrong.#i am not saying monkey man is about proving god wrong because it FUCKING ISN'T.#it's about a boy who clung to a story his mother told him as a child in hopes of finding her in the ugly face of the world.#something that would allow him to keep going because that's what hanuman ji would've done. that what his mother would've wanted.#like stop this absolute crap nonsense guys this film does not call the kid hanuman it literally invokes his image to inspire the kid.#HANUMAN JI IS WHAT IS HELPING THE KID FIGHT THIS WAR WITH HIMSELF AND THE WORLD.#he's literally like the krishna to the kid's arjun. he's a guide who talks through the kid's past through his mother's voice.#tum log bajrangi bhaijaan hi dekhlo bhai tumhare andar yeh picture hazam karna ka guda nahi hai.#monkey man#dev patel
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local teen finds out she'd been pronouncing an english word wrong 2982928 native english speakers injured 6276252 dead
#SJKSJKHHJKSHKS#WHAT IS THE REASON FOR ME GOING TO AN ICSE SCHOOL#IF MY ENGLISH IS SHIT#GISELLE WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME#GODDAMN WE HAVE A COLONIZER IN OUR SCHOOL AND SHE DOESNT EVEN CORRECT US#SKSKJSHSHSKHKS#HINDI HUMARI MATR BHASHA HAI BAS AB SE HINDI BOLUNGI MAI#DIMAAG KHARAB KARKE RAKHA HAI YEH KYA CHUTIYAPPA HAI#shitposts#desiblr#shanti ki ashanti suno
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Well my roommate kinda outed me out in communication skills class about what all I do, my beliefs and way of life just to go against my principles and say hers like darling you could have made your point and kept going why narrate all my activities in front of the whole class.
There's a reason I practice boundaries around people -- not to restrict myself, but I believe not everyone should have access to me every fucking time, and just treat me casually like any other person you see in class.
And then you talk about all my goals and dreams in front of 60 students to only contradict it and place your thoughts?!
You don't want to be ambitious okay. You want to settle down, let fate do its own thing, marry your boyfriend and have a small family. Do it. I would be happy
But to contradict my dreams and have the nerve to say that people like me need to see more failures and explore life.
Tbh I am not proud of myself at all. I am grateful for the little wonderful experiences life has given. For me that cliched young romance and that sweet domesticated naina vali yjhd life like you glamorise so much is not it. I have seen failures, disappointments and despair, but that only made me stronger to keep trying to keep pushing even against goddamn destiny.
Heck even my boyfriend has a different opinion towards life as compared to mine, but yet he understands my dreams and passion so deeply, and always pushes me to go get it.
Like yesterday's class just felt like a whole tamasha on me. This is the reason why I don't open up to everyone. Not everybody gets you, and will never get you always.
#samridhi speaks#she said bura nahi laga na tera personal space hai yeh tera agar pata tha toh class mein sabko batane ka kya reason tha?#mein nahi chunna chahti sirf pyaar mohabbat slow days and ghar#jo chiz chutega chutne do par meko ladna hai mere khwabon ke liye there's a reason why I found my way to art#I keep sacrificing things for it happily#tere liye nahi hai serious toh meine bola kuch
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Did I just agree to go to a concert for him?
Yes yes I did
#main vo band sunti bhi nhi#but i feel like yeh roo dega#honestly main bhi roo dungi#too much going on#a chnage of place could be nice#but i dont think mere type ka band hai#uff#kya he kare#sir ko princess treatment dena#kahi bhi de denge <3#im so down bad fuckkkkk#shit dude#help#seedhe maut#desi stuff#desi things#desiblr#desi culture#desi#desi teen
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Why? Why? WHY-
WHY WOULD A PERSON JUST LOOK AT A RANDOM TUMBLR BLOG OF A FUCKING NINTH GRADER JUST RAMBLING ABOUT HER INTERESTS AND THINK "LET ME DM HER TO ASK ABOUT HER LOCATION AND THEN DEMAND HER *PHOTOS*"
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I relate to Madhubala, cuz this is my reaction in chemistry class
#yeh kya sorcery chalti hai chem class me#idhar ka udhar#joh samajh nahi aaya woh exception#mai bas thak gyi hu ab#desiblr#desi#desi tumblr#desi shit posting#desi tag#desi academia#desi teen#being desi#old bollywood
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