#YEET TRUMP

[starshields]

MORE MAJOR HISTORICAL EVENTS BABY WOOOOOOOO

[aalt-ctrl-del]

so trumps campaign for 2024 is no longer aimed at (checks notes) "hate and fearmongering for muslim and mexican immigrants"

But he's going with the anti-Jewish hate rhetoric?

Why the sudden hate for Jewish peeps? What did I miss?

[mycenaae]

i've developed a semi-pavlovian superstition about us political moments where anytime something significant happens i'm looking around wildly to see what spn cast/crew member caused it by being bonkers on the internet this time

[raeathnos]

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[starlitsemantics]

guys I legit thought the "while other countries work out how to deal with trump, german government contemplates yeeting itself into the sun" thing was a joke

[cuubism]

Had a dream that Thanos' Snap happened and every dusted American adult was a Republican.

listen

i get the impulse

and the rage

but "if we just got rid of all of these people that would fix things" is not the viewpoint i want to operate on

that's trump's viewpoint, pointed in another direction. that's 'the enemy within'.

if there's anyone you want to wipe off the face of the planet, it's Fox News, Newsmax, and OAN. blame them for crafting an entirely alternate reality of hatred for the sake of their own power. but i don't want to open the door on the rhetoric that we should just 'get rid of' people we don't like. (i'm aware this is mostly a joke btw and that no one's out here actually advocating yeeting trump voters into space or whatever). but it's not a position I want to be on the table. even in jest. it's not okay when trump says it about immigrants, or trans people, or democrats or whomever and so i'm not going to say it about people either no matter how despicable i think their choices are. (obligatory second note that i know this is an expression of ire and not like a serious policy proposal)

also lowkey right now i think i'd rather be friends with the Never Trump Republicans who supported Harris than with the leftists who abstained to protect their moral purity

but anyway.

I know it's all extremely rage and despair-inducing. trust me most of my family are conservatives so I know the feeling WELL. nevertheless. I am going to try to operate from the position of empathy that the right seems incapable of. if i can.

going to channel some frustration into donating to an abortion fund in my red state of choice. my state of choice is florida because i'm taking it personally that their abortion ballot measure got 57% yes votes and still didn't pass. but you can take your pick

[bitchy-peachy]

Watch me get reported again for this comment but I'm laughing through clenched teeth right now cos I frankly want to tear my own eyeballs off.

Said under a clip of Arab Americans that voted for Trump celebrating his win thinking he's gonna help Gaza when he's actually talking with Netanyahu about building his businesses over a destroyed Gaza.

You killed your own people, you stupid fucks. This man lied a bunch of times his first term and y'all thought kissing his ass was gonna help y'all?

He's so pro Israel he might as well crawl under Netanyahu like a submissive wife with his butt up.

You screwed your own people and while I may laugh, I'm laughing angrily and if I saw one of you dumb fucks irl I'd slap you so hard you'd shit yourselves.

I want you fucks deported and I want Gazans that have suffered enough to be evacuated to safety while YOU morons take their place in the fall for your stupid ass votes.

In a just world, you'd be taking ALL their suffering but no, you signed their death sentence and I hope it eats at your asses and every time I see your videos or posts of you talking STUPID, I'm gonna be so spiteful and treat you like the dumbfucks you are.

I ain't even Palestinian or Muslim or whatever and I feel so personally pissed off for them for having pieces of shit like you that screwed them over.

You didn't abstain from voting or voted 3rd party. YOU ACTIVELY ENCOURAGED DIRECT PRO TRUMP VOTES COS HE WROTE YOU A DUMB LETTER ONCE SAYING HE'D STOP EVERYTHING.

Well enjoy a complete wipe out. Oh "It couldn't get worse 🙄."

Well, bitch, you made it worse.

These poor people oh my god I'm flaming pissed. Just got on tiktok and saw that stupid shit and am using dark humor cos I was seriously considering telling these dumbfucking backstabbers to kill themselves for being MORONS.

I've had 2 accounts yeeted on tiktok just for using emoji convos and I ain't about to loose another one again cos I have a lot of friends there, but I will be mean as shit towards you Arabs for Trump fucks. Idgaf who I offend, plus you bitches were extremely fucking racist towards Kamala Harris, saying she was a DEI hire and that we were only voting for her cos she was a Black/Asian American woman.

Y'all also said she had no policies when she had a bunch, you morons were just too busy sucking Trump's dick and selling your people out.

Fuck you. You're worse than the tankies now cos far as I know I haven't seen a single one doing this shit. If anything they cared more for them despite them voting like ass themselves but I didn't see a single one partying over Trump winning like you stupid shits are.

And I'm saying this as someone that hates tankies for usually talking over poc and being anti Semitic cos they think all Jews are evil (when I've met more Jews that want Palestinians saved than destroyed at least here in the US. Not everyone in every country is a flaming fucking asshole)

Unbelievable... Still seething at this.

I ain't a religious person. In fact I'm into witchcraft, lol. But I'm really feeling for these poor people rn and want them blessed and protected.

I hope everyone that voted for Trump gets haunted by their faces every time they close their eyes.

[penny-the-pissed-poltergeist]

RWBY volume 2 episode 1 rewatch thoughts

.Bold move starting off with two new characters, especially ones that attentive viewers would know are villains

.Something really weird is that the old shopkeep never speaks past volume 1 even though he does in the first episode

.Considering how a lot fairy tales that are mentioned in show turn out to be foreshadowing lore, I'm kinda bummed that none of the books mentioned here seem to be linked to anything

.The window darkening switch things are really cool

.And Emerald and Mercury just straight up kill a guy, how many people have they killed and why did Emerald not even get a slap on the wrist later?

.Society if the text on Blake's notepad was decipherable and you could see her thoughts on Adam at that point

.Nora shooting cherry tomatoes(?) into Yang's mouth is weird and stupid and I love it. Let them be dumb teens

.Is Ruby calling her team (minus Weiss) "Sisters" where that one quote of Monty wanting team RWBY to be a sisterhood comes from? Because that quote has no other source to my knowledge.

.Ruby why are quoting Richard fucking Nixon, and why do I think that's the funniest thing ever RN. Oh god she a gun nut who fight protesters, did you vote for Trump Ruby? Did you? (this is all a joke before someone takes that in bad faith)

.Ah yes, one of the two real puns Yang actually makes in the whole series. And every fanfic author proceeded to have her be pun machine anyway.

.Wow Didn't expect them to show Weiss getting Creampied, that's kinda inappropriate don't ya think :)

.Neptune looks like what would happen if someone tried to combine Rex Salazar (Generator Rex) and Ninja (The Fortnight guy) genes into one clone body and it turned out defective (Can you tell I don't like him?)

.Shout out to whoever yeeted Jaune

.Whichever writer said that the foodfight isn't "100% Canon" or whatever is fucking coward. I get it's ridiculous but so is lot's of other stuff in this show

.Wouldn't putting turkey's on your hands get really fucking gross with all the meat juice

.Ruby surfing with a lunch tray gets a hell yeah from me, let her do Sonic the hedgehog type bullshit. Also shout out to that one animation someone made her breakdancing with Crescent Rose. I might dig through tumblr to reblog that later

.That one joking shot of Ruby holding Weiss was edited to remove the silly stuff in this volumes trailer, which can be argued to be straight up queerbait. Whiterose being teased as a joke is oddly thing in this volume and only this volume (also the anthology manga's but those are written by fans so that's not surprising)

.The first time Ruby becomes the rose pedal sphere thing is a scene you aren't even supposed to take as fully canon, also they should have let her do the giant vortex thing as part of her "real'' moveset

.I like to think the one of the reasons Ozpin didn't get mad is that this shit is kinda normal for Hunters

.God I fucking love Roman

.Emerald please, she doesn't care about you

.Eme and Merc are blood thirsty enough for Cinder of all people to tell them to keep their hands clean

.I forgot how funny Mercury can be

.Cinder he's a committed man, that's not gonna work

[heytheredeann]

Honestly the more I watch the boat scene the more you can't tell me that Napoleon did not deliberately throw himself off that boat. Nobody falls like that. Stunt people would not fall like that if they were told to make a fall look natural.

Napoleon knew Illya wasn't going to make it. Napoleon knew the chances were they'd both get caught. He looked at the odds and threw his ass off that boat and left Illya as the fall guy and honestly?

I respect it.

LOOOOOL it's possible

Honestly, that would kinda make the whole thing FUNNIER, because Napoleon not only stole a sandwich, sat himself down and happily "watched Illya work", as he was asked, because he's a TEAM PLAYER, but he yeeted himself off the boat ON PURPOSE and left Illya to deal with the whole mess LOOOOOL he's so petty

But ALSO, if he PLANNED it, it makes the fact that he went back even better for me

Like the whole POINT was to let Illya be the fall guy and yet he just HAD to turn back and fish him out of the water, he had a PLAN and then his conscience decided to make an unwelcome appearance LOOOOOL

It kinda reminds me of Napoleon grabbing the watch and keeping it to himself for as long as possible to use it as a trump card, only to eventually say "fuck it" and throw it at Illya as a peace offering

Anyway, Napoleon Solo IS a little shit so I can see this loooool

[dailysonadowfanfics]

Reading every single Sonadow Fanfic (Ao3): 188/4.749

Title: Pain

Author: orphan_account

Website: Ao3

Published: 18.06.2018

Word Count: 2.145 words

Language: English

Suited for minors? No

Warnings: No

Smut? Yes (Not sonadow)

Finished? Yes

Characters: Sonic the Hedgehog, Shadow the Hedgehog, several other crossover characters

Ships: Sonic/Shadow, several other crossover ships

Author Tags: Smut, Courtroom Drama, a mistake, Everyone Is Gay, Gay Sex, Crack, God Save Me, I Don't Even Know, what do i tag, Plato yeets shit, your mom sucks me good and hard through my jorts, Furries, Warning: Donald Trump, pancake is still cake, WAH, fortnite

Author Summary: THE BITCH FORCED ME TO WRITE ANOTHER PART TO THE STORY AND SO IM JUST PUTTING IT AS A WHOLE NEW STORY TO CONFUSE PEOPLE.

My summary: Sonadow is one of the pairings in this chaotic, gay crossover crackfic

You can read it here

[bokettochild]

so I noticed that you seem to have never mentioned anything about what the bad guys do in your Opera House au so I thought maybe they are just critics that have big vendettas against the chain and are always looking for things to pick on when they go to their shows? Idk random thoughts you can ignore this if you like *yeets self out of window*

-Window anon

Hmmmm...

I'm going to say that Ganon at least is a business tycoon of a rival company to Flora's father, and while, on one hand, he is actively trying to topple their company for his own gain, there is also the fact that his little sister Riju is constantly undermining him? And he can't even confront her about it because she inevitably manages to distract him with something else (like talking about boys, he is a VERY protective older brother, no you are NOT dating another loser Hylian boy, young lady!). I would't say he's evil, I just think he's rich and has power and doesn't always use it to benefit the people who need it, so it's more that the media hates his guts.

Hmmmm.....basically, if you know anything about American Politics, he's a slightly less horrible version of Trump. Like, if Trump knew that respecting women was possible and good for your health. So yeah, the entirety of the young generation makes so many memes about this guy, and he kinda deserves it.

As for the rest!

Veran and Onyx are Ganon's trusted business partners overseas. They're technically under his mothers' supervision, but they also answer to him. They're not evil, even if they have made it their personal mission between the three of them to get the notorious street artist Sheik and his(her?) little sidekick arrested, mainly just because Sheik keeps leaving street art on their buildings specifically.(Lullaby and Ganon have beef. It's not even big beef, they're just both petty.)

Onyx and Veran also have beef with Legend, not for any good reason even, they just do. He's purposefully annoying whenever he and Lullaby have to be around the three of them, and Ganon genuinely will call off a meeting if he sees Lullaby's pet brat waiting for her.

Then we have Vaati. Vaati is....well, to put it short (pfft), Four's rival. Four is the Mr. Fix-It at the opera but he also dabbles and creates in his own time. Vaati and he met at an expo where Vaati's mentor, Ezlo, took a shine to Four and thus sparked jealousy from his then-student. They're never violent, just extremely aggressively trying to one up each other all the time.

That said, Vaati's actually pretty chill to anyone who's not Four! Although he does tend to flirt with Dot whenever he sees her. His little brother is the opposite: edgy and grouchy to everyone OTHER than Four, although whether that started as a way to piss off his big brother or because he genuinely enjoyed Four's company is yet to be determined. Vaati hates it though, so, either way, mission success!

Zant is just a online troll who likes bashing successful people and tends to target the opera mostly to spite Midna, because he knows her ex and her bestie both work there. The crew actually love reading his posts online though and enjoy laughing at him. He's basically harmless, and while Midna hates it, Twilight loves reading how Zant is going to bash him on any given day.

Yuga is a really shitty art professor at Hilda's art school who likes trying to manipulate her and who Legend and Ravio kinda think is hitting on her. They hate him, she just thinks he's "strange but talented". His art is very unique though, they can't deny it. Ledge signed up to take his class just to keep an eye on him, so Yuga kinda hates his guts now, but also he can't fail him, because Ledge is actually good, so he kinda hates his guts instead and tries to make life difficult for him instead.

As for Cia? She's a fangirl. She's one of the more loud and outspoken fans that Warriors has, and slightly insane? They think? He had to take out a restraining order on her, and she violates it routinely. They don't know what, precisely, was the final straw to make him file for the order, but there is a history of drama there that only newbies don't know not to ask about.

I will say that Octavio is a musician who goes out of his way to point out every flaw or fault the opera has. He could be a critic? Maybe? He's a well regarded musician at any rate and has made his opinions very public. He doesn't damage their reputation a lot, but sometimes he gets on the team's nerves.

Malludus is the ghost that Spirit says is haunting the mechanic shop. He has no proof, he's never seen it, but he swears that it's the reason stuff is always a mess there. Wind's one of the only people who believes him, but he also believes Ravio about the ghosts that the Lorulian says haunt the opera, so....

As for Ghirahim? I'm not sure..... I'm wracking my brain, but I got nothing. Suggestions.

[qqueenofhades]

Just wanted to say, found out about the Trump indictment from your yeet reaction post and I share your sentiment. I think Jack Smith now has an army of gays at his disposal

What can I say? I like men (and women, obviously) who charge Donald Trump with the crimes Donald Trump committed. So yeah, Jack Smith can call me whenever. 😂

[mistressemmedi]

Pls can someone fill me in on what happened with Indy car this weekend? I’m trying my estie bestie to get into it but my word so much is happening

Today's summary: a bunch of guys (including a few clowns) and a queen 👑 raced for 500 miles. The poster boy for the Trump presidency almost won it (everyone disliked that) but then Marcus Ericsson overtook him (everyone liked that) until an almost last lap red flag stopped the count. They then restarted the race and Josef Newgarden overtook Marcus and won the race (everyone liked that even more). Things that also happened in this race: Pato O'Ward's enemy list keeps on growing (sources say he repeats those names before going to sleep a lá Arya Stark in Game of Thrones), Felix Rosenqvist yeeted himself out of the race and decided (unwillingly) to take a friend with him, so Kyle Kirkwood became his new bestie. Kyle was fine but his car was not, as one of his wheels went "weeeeee" as it flew over the catch-fence 💀 There was another crash at some point that required a third? fourth? restart. Honestly... at some point I lost count, went for a walk and came back to another restart lmao

Anyways, IndyCar laughed at Formula 'pinnacle of motorsport' One and said "hold my Budweiser" and delivered a ulcer inducing afternoon. 10/10 would maybe recommend IndyCar.

[starsabovethesun]

hi. it's been a while

sorry about the delay, school's kicking my ass. but I'm going strong!!

And I've had a couple things change in my life, so I'm making a new introduction post! (I added the read more in case you don't want to see it)

Name(s): Ray or Kal (neither are my real name)

Hobbies: drawing, reading and hiking

Pronouns: any, but I prefer she or they

Fandoms: Ninjago! But I'm slowly starting to be into Miku, TADC and Murder Drones. Mostly Ninjago stuff will be posted here though.

DNI?: Don't really like to make these, but I DO NOT want any proshippers or creeps in general around my blog. And no homophobia, transphobia, fatphobia, racism, Trump supporters, pro-Israel, etc.

Also this isn't a DNI, but I don't like gore. Again, it's fine to make and I have nothing against it, just warn me first <3

A couple tags for organization purposes.

#ray rambles their nonsense: this is when I just yap about something

#ray yeets their art: my art tag

#ray reblogs: when I reblog something, I'll try to use this tag

#ray cooks up an au: a newer tag I made for the sole purposes of showing off my aus :3

#ray summons an edit: I've been getting into editing recently, so you will rarely see an edit from me :D

[dreamcloud12]

happy 4th of july

things to do on 4th of july

1# throw glizzies at random people

2# launch fireworks at ur enemies house

3# yeet donald trump and joe biden and become USA president

4# ride a eagle

this is a joke I will only do this shit in GTA, I'm innocent

[nokingsonlyfooles]

One-Third.

Of all the news that's bothered me today, this one bothers me the most. So I'll mention it.

I'm not in the habit of telling people what to think, or do. I'm an anarchist, that's not my brand. And sometimes I don't even know what to think or do.

So! Despite the wall and the crimes against humanity, Trump yeeted fewer human beings back across the border in four years than Obama did in his first four. And being deported in a sweeping, ultranationalist fervour is not the end of one's story. The family pictured above were ejected in Eisenhower's Operation Racial Slur, because brain rot is nothing new in my country of origin. They came back legally, reunited, prospered, and now they make tamales for the holidays like I do. It's hard to crush the people your economy depends on, isn't it? They just won't stay down!

Cartoonish evil posturing is not very effective. Silence, subtlety and charisma are much better at achieving their goals. I am left wondering if fewer people would be willing to let the genocide slide if Trump were funding it, and quoting Hitler about it to the media.

But I shouldn't wonder that. Of course more people would yell about it if Trump were doing it. They know what Trump is! He never lets you forget it! He'd be screaming about eradicating the Arab Menace on Fox News 24/7. When he passes out from lack of oxygen, they'll rerun his greatest hits. Biden, on the other hand - Hey! At Least He's Not Trump. And, judging from other articles, that seems to be the platform he's running on. Again.

I carried water for Obama when he was in office. I was a hell of a lot younger and less cynical, but I bought that a person would not put children in cages if there were any other option. I do not buy that anymore. And I barely remember hearing anything about the deportations until his term was almost up. He was only sending back the criminals, you remember that? Did you accept it as politically expedient like I did, or were you smarter than me?

That water I carried was full of lead, you should not drink it no matter what the nice man in the tan suit says.

This is why I'm not up for choosing the lesser evil. Stories like this suggest that, if we tote up the numbers like soulless accountants, the calculations for most/least harm are fucking fucked. Kant is bullshit and I am not a goddamn utilitarian. I'm not about to vote Idiot and keep my fingers crossed that he's too loud and stupid to do much damage. I don't know what opportunities for damage will occur in the next four years, or who will be in the best position to take advantage of them.

Polling suggests that most Americans don't want to make this choice any more than I do. But we're goin' ahead anyway, and we've already decided two evils will be the only viable candidates, months ahead of the primaries. You'll just hafta guess the lesser one! Have fun weighing all those human lives against each other!

I can only reiterate: Don't ask me this. I don't have the answer. And I'm not going to do the math, the math is evil too. I shouldn't even be TEMPTED to do math like this. Please call me when you have a candidate who doesn't want to harm anyone. I am no longer responding to folks asking me who I'm willing to throw under the bus.