#im sure im missing things but when tell you i disassociated between red flag number 3 and 54... anyways

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Pls can someone fill me in on what happened with Indy car this weekend? I’m trying my estie bestie to get into it but my word so much is happening

Today's summary: a bunch of guys (including a few clowns) and a queen 👑 raced for 500 miles. The poster boy for the Trump presidency almost won it (everyone disliked that) but then Marcus Ericsson overtook him (everyone liked that) until an almost last lap red flag stopped the count. They then restarted the race and Josef Newgarden overtook Marcus and won the race (everyone liked that even more). Things that also happened in this race: Pato O'Ward's enemy list keeps on growing (sources say he repeats those names before going to sleep a lá Arya Stark in Game of Thrones), Felix Rosenqvist yeeted himself out of the race and decided (unwillingly) to take a friend with him, so Kyle Kirkwood became his new bestie. Kyle was fine but his car was not, as one of his wheels went "weeeeee" as it flew over the catch-fence 💀 There was another crash at some point that required a third? fourth? restart. Honestly... at some point I lost count, went for a walk and came back to another restart lmao

Anyways, IndyCar laughed at Formula 'pinnacle of motorsport' One and said "hold my Budweiser" and delivered a ulcer inducing afternoon. 10/10 would maybe recommend IndyCar.