#YEEEEEEAH BABY

[simiansmoke]

@hannah-the-small cont.

"Oh. I didn't know I was trespassing, I'm so sorry!" Hannah apologised, her ears tilting lower as she backed down a bit. He looked upset. "I was playing with something one of the guards dropped, then it flashed and Daddy and me were falling over a big jungle. Sparky broke my fall, but I don't know where Daddy landed. I've been looking for him all day."

"I'm Hannah, Princess of the Kingdom of Mystery and... its a long Kingdom name." Hannah introduced, "I just need to find him, he might be able to figure out how to get us home... I'm not used to being on my own." She was very much uncomfortable with the prospect, fidgeting with her jumper as her tail curled low. "I'll leave you alone, I should get back to looking." Hopefully she'd have luck before it could get dark, backing up a few steps she then turned and walked in the opposite direction of the Kong.

He's a hard learner, but he learns. That's mostly why he tries to floof up and spike his fur out at her. That's what the porcupine taught him anyway. Look like you'll absolutely destroy someone with your ass and people might respect you. Or at least give you a wide berth.

"...uhh...'daddy'?" The word looked like it tasted of sour coconut milk the way he rolled it off his tongue and flashed his fangs into the minor disgust. Either way, he's suddenly aware of another lesson...the - find a cub one and then get mauled by the larger, more threatening parent. Oof. Eyes set to swivel before sinking down to question the pint sized creature, he kneads his knuckles into the dirt a little and churns it up in the process. "Is he tall? Is he...hefty? Uh...where's your Dad at, kid?" Nope , not nervous...at all.

Tilting his head, he frowns. "Well...I've never heard of such a kingdom, but..." Maybe they just weren't on the map yet? It took a good amount of development for the Jungle Kingdom to even gain the tourism it enjoyed now. Rubbing the back of his neck, somewhat annoyed to have his evening of patrolling the palm border interrupted since he didn't reeeeally want to be working right now... DK decides it's probably better not to get on some unknown potential warlord's bad side and follows her.

It's only a step or two of his own before he catches up, standing on all fours above her briefly before pushing forward. A light drizzle of rain itched his fur, but he's far from complaining with a shake just yet. "Ehh...I'm going this way anyway." He sniffs, glancing down between his fore legs to squint at her probably using him for an umbrella just walking under there. "...your Dad's not gonna attack me, right?"

[watchingspnagain]

Rewatching Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

Welcome to “You’re Being Dumb, Sam. Sam, Don’t Be Dumb: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!

Up today, s5e15: Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid

The dead are getting up out of their graves in Bobby’s hometown, but nobody wants the boys’ help because they’re getting their loved ones back. Until, of course, it all goes pear-shaped. Still, Bobby - and the town sheriff, JODY!! - remain stubborn about shooting their wife and child, respectively, until it’s very almost too late.

Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.

 [and we begin:]

Lor:

haaaaaahahahaha the voiceover on the tv

  Mace:

YES

“First the animal reacts with confusion” HAHAHA

  Lor:

YES it's great

"who died and made you queen?" and Dean's face!

  Mace:

“Who died and made you queen?:

HAHAHAHA

  Mace:

YES

  Lor:

LOLOLOL

oh sure Dean, you can climb out of your grave, but when someone else does it, you're all "that doesn't happen"

  Mace:

SNORK

JODY

  Lor:

YAAAAAAS

we arrive at the era where there's some great female characters who are around for more than one ep

  Mace:

YES

but gods forbid they actually let them have their own spinoff

  Lor:

OMG THEIR FACES

  Mace:

OMG BUSTED

“bullcrap” HAHAHA YAS JODY GET EM

  Lor:

"that is a... FUN coincidence"

  Mace:

YES

she is HOT

  Lor:

yes

"what is that smell? is that SOAP?" HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

  Mace:

SNORK!!

  Lor:

A tank of gas? I love you, Baby, but you guzzle the dinosaur sludge

  Mace:

HA right?!

  Lor:

Dean Winchester, are you whistling in a graveyard?

  Mace:

he IS

  Lor:

I am SURE he was taught better'n that

  Mace:

okay what’s with the smell metaphors?

  Lor:

YAAAAAAAAS

SNORK

LOL

"are you confessing?"

  Mace:

poor boys are confused

  Lor:

"and? and you're welcome?" 

YES

  Mace:

YAS

  Lor:

"you're a zombie." "I'm a taxpayer" too soon, too soon

  Mace:

HAAAAHAHAHA

Bobby is NOT helping unconfuse the boys

  Lor:

poor Bobby and his dumb nephews

NOPE

  Mace:

oh no, i forgot about Bobby’s wife

  Lor:

yeeeeeah

she can make pie though, so it's fine

  Mace:

Sammy, don't give him that look, if PIE

  Lor:

RIGHT?

maybe if you brought Dean his pie when he asked for it, he'd be less likely to take pie from zombies, SAM

  Mace:

HAHAHAHA

that pie DOES look good

  Lor:

it DOES

"well there were the lightning storms" HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

  Mace:

SNORK

  Lor:

"MUST BE THURSDAY"

it's okay, Dean, I will soothe your temples. come lie down with me. I gotcha

  Mace:

Ah yes, that old chestnut. Every show in the history of TV is, I think, contractually obligated to make that joke

  Lor:

LOLOLOLOL

i do think it's written down that if you make it past season 4 you gotta

  Mace:

YEP

  Lor:

oh Bobby

  Mace:

“what would you do if you were us?"

  Lor:

that's not in keeping with the rest of the book, Bobby

ooof

oh his FACE. don't mess with his uncle

  Mace:

YES

Dean is TORN. She’s a zombie but she’s offering lunch and more PIE

  Lor:

I do REALLY like her. like, "you think I let Bobby tell me what to do?"

RIGHT?

  Mace:

YES

  Lor:

"or being dead"

  Mace:

“or being dead”

  Mace:

subtle, Dean

  Lor:

yep, that's him, smooth and subtle

he is so dang PRETTY

Mace:

he really is

Lor:

Don't worry he WILL BE

  Mace:

“my job is to bring him peace” oh, girl, no

  Lor:

yeeeeeeah

not a great foundation for a partnership there

  Mace:

EW

  Lor:

now Sam. don't be dumb

you're being dumb, Sam

  Mace:

DAMMIT SAMMY

EWEWEWEW

  Lor:

GROSS

  Mace:

SO SO GROSS

  Lor:

I hope they use their fake credit cards to get them their vaccines

  Mace:

YES

dammit, Bobby, you’re being an idjit

  Lor:

RIGHT?

AND hurting the boys

"we're his family, Sam" oh, Dean, hon

  Mace:

YUP

  Lor:

"okay. I'll head to town and... rescue everyone"

oh Sammy

  Mace:

how do you get a little kid actor to do that without giving the poor thing nightmares?!

  Lor:

RIGHT?

I love that Sammy knows to call her sheriff to get her to focus

  Mace:

YES

poor Jody

  Lor:

RIGHT?

I think sometimes I forget that her story starts with so much trauma

I mean, par for the course for hunters, but

  Mace:

I had totally forgotten!

man up and respect her wishes, Bobby

  Lor:

ooooof

making a lot of noise for someone trying to sneak in there, DeanDean

  Mace:

SNORK

  Lor:

omg those two

  Mace:

YES

  Lor:

"I thought HE was the town drunk"

HAHAHA

  Lor:

i enjoy the implication that every town only gets one

  Mace:

HAHAHAHA excellent point

Dean you did NOT just drop your gun

  Lor:

he's having some trouble this ep

  Mace:

he really is

  Lor:

he's probably distracted by whatever this music is

  Mace:

RIGHT?! I mean, what the shit ?

  Lor:

the tag teaming while one of them is in a wheelchair is pretty cool

  Mace:

YES

Oh, pie!

  Lor:

LOL

  Mace:

“Don’t you ever get tired of being wrong?"

HAHAHAHAHA

  Lor:

"don't you ever get tired of being wrong?"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

ooooo I love that there’s no answer to "you okay?"

  Mace:

YES

Look, I get that she’s your wife, Bobby, but a full separate pyre? Really?

#dramaqueen

  Lor:

HA!

"she was the love of my life. how many times do I gotta kill her?"

jeeeeeeez

  Mace:

Sammy, quit asking if these people are okay.

  Lor:

RIGHT?

SAM

  Mace:

SAMMY. WHAT DID I JUST SAY.

  Lor:

WELL THAT WAS CHEERFUL

  Mace:

It sure was.

But hey, JODY!

  Lor:

YAAAAAAAAS

[nightbeforethend]

hwamphwamp ೃ⁀➷

‎‧₊˚✧[nightbeforethend]✧˚₊‧

(WE’VE DECIDED ON A NEW USER BABY YEEEEEEAH)

[violentdelightsandviolentends]

okay so let me talk my shit...GLEN POWELL WOWIE

yeeeeeeah baby, talk your shit!

[mermaidsirennikita]

reading Flowers from the Storm, a book a random person on GR told me not to read when I added it to my TBR, for the first time

And might I say that the choice to begin with our hero in bed with a married woman he knocked up, eyeing her baby bump and going “yeeeeeeah you might wanna fuck your husband as soon as he gets home, just as a heads up” is most excellent

[count-alucard-tepes]

Puru puru puru puru

OP Baby: Hey dad? Yeah, calling to let you know that Roronoa Zoro just wandered into our house and is raiding our liquor cabinet.

OP Dad: Wait, what? The hell is he doing there?!

OP Baby: He says he was looking for (insert restaurant name).

OP Dad: That's all the way across town!

OP Baby: That's what I said!

OP Dad: How did he even get in? Where the hell is (insert suboordinate name)?

OP Baby: Yeeeeeeah he's kind of...not conscious. I mean I don't think he's dead but...

OP Dad: Oh for...you know what, but the bastard on, I gotta few words to say to him....

Zoro: *just waking up from a nap next to Op baby*

Zoro doesn’t give zero fucks lol

[eggs-can-draw]

Nah because in my Danganronpa verse Sakura lives and that exactly what heppens. Sakura is babysitter 1 for all the THH babies

YEEEEEEAH GOOD SOUP

[thembonesthembones]

YEEEEEEAH GUYS LET'S GET SOME MORE FUCKING GAILA APPRECIATION STIRRED UP IN HERE! THAT'S MY FUCKING PERFECT BABY GIRL

Rewatching the 2009 movie and couldn’t get this idea out of my head

Rip Gaila I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED SHE SURVIVES IN YHE AOS COMICS!! YIPPIE

[amemoryofwot]

THREE FOR THREE BABY YEEEEEEAH DAMN RIGHT!!!!!!!

[kmp78]

«Tell me: does Dims actually work despite his silver spoon status or is he currently freeloading it up on a Hollywood celebrity's yacht cos he needed a break from his kid and old fart hubby and that novelty rag business? 🤔»

Maybe now at age 28 Dim got some job in his daddy’s company but let’s not deny that for most of his life he’s been on endless vacays, private jets, fancy restaurants, etc paid by his dad. Ditto for Maurice. Classic example of trustfund babies. If you’re so blunt, let’s at least judge everyone equally🙄

Oooooh he has spent 28 years doing NOTHING but vacaying it up and then... what? 🤔

Bought himself a college decree and daddy put him in charge of A MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR STOCK BUSINESS? 🤔

Yeeeeeeah that sounds totally realistic because what company with millions on the line and stock holders to answer to DOESN'T hand over the reigns to airhead trustfund babies who barely graduated elementary school. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Also a novelty rag business that only operates on IG is definitely exactly the same as Sucden which...

... is just a humble little family business that's barely floating. 💯

[watchingspnagain]

Rewatching My Bloody Valentine

Welcome to “‘Now I need White Castle’: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!

Up today, s5e14: My Bloody Valentine.

A couple at the end of a date have a sweet kiss goodnight that turns into them… eating each other? A man keeps eating Twinkies until his stomach literally explodes? Cas can’t stop himself from eating burger after burger? Dean doesn’t want to go cruise on Valentine’s evening? What gives? After a detour into suspicion of a Cupid, the boys learn that Famine is in town, and rather than bringing starvation, he’s amplifying everyone’s desires and turning them insatiable. Everyone but Dean. Sam, meanwhile, is desperate for demon blood. Dean locks Sam up to keep him safe from his own desires and works with Cas to figure out that Famine is harvesting and consuming human souls. They track Famine, intent on stealing his ring to stop him, as worked with War. Famine claims that Dean isn’t affected by his power because he’s got nothing inside. Meanwhile, Sam has escaped and had himself a demon-blood snack. He is able to vanquish Famine but at the cost of being lost to the demon blood once more. Dean and Cas lock him in the panic room at Bobby’s to detox again, and Dean, after listening to his brother crying and begging to be let out, wanders outside, where he tearfully prays to God for help.

Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.

 [and we begin:]

Mace:

“I don’t want to be alone on V-day” is not a great reason for a second date, dude

Lor:

RIGHT?

Mace:

okay, ew

Lor:

yeeeeeeah

Lor:

I'm behind the couch. I'm not scared or anything but EW

Mace:

yeah gross and i don’t need the sounds

Lor:

bllllleeeeeee the squishy sounds

Lor:

LOL

Mace:

HAHAHA

Lor:

I'm only mostly dead!

Mace:

omg Sammy’s face

Lor:

YES

Mace:

SNORK

Lor:

oh she didn't drink or swear so she was a nice girl.

Mace:

barf

Lor:

Ew, 2009

Mace:

HAHAHA

Mace:

Sammy in a suit bringing me takeout burgers YAS

Lor:

OMG DEAN lookit you sitting there with your sleeves rolled up

Lor:

LOL

Mace:

YES

Lor:

it's nice that we don't have to fight over them

Lor:

"where am i going?"

Mace:

it really is

Mace:

jesus, sammy’s arms in that shirt

Lor:

awww he doesn't want to go out on Valentine's Day to try to pull. I WONDER WHO HE MIGHT HAVE MET THAT CHANGED HIS MIND

HAHAHAHA

Mace:

i…don’t really blame her for shooting him for that

Lor:

RIGHT?

Lor:

haaaaahahahahaha the leg falling off the chair

Mace:

YES

Mace:

DEAN WINCHESTER

Lor:

HAAAAAHAHAHAHHA HIS FACE when he does it

Mace:

YES

Lor:

"angel scratches" pets him

Lor:

OMG THE PHONE CALL

Mace:

OHMYGOD CAS

Mace:

YES

Lor:

"i'm going to hang up now" I CANNOT

Mace:

YAS

Lor:

"they're not incontinent"

Mace:

SNORK

Lor:

"course we do"

Lor:

Dean. control your face, hon

Mace:

HAHAHA

Mace:

OPE, DEAN’S NOT HUNGRY

Mace:

he must be troubled about something

yep. sommat's wrong

Mace:

“no one likes it"

Lor:

"are we in a fight?"

Mace:

HAHAHA

Lor:

hahahahaha YES

Lor:

"popping people with your poison arrow"

Lor:

he's so deliciously wordy

Mace:

he really is

Lor:

the thumbs up and their faces

Mace:

HAHAHA

Lor:

"what does heaven care if Harry meets Sally?" Heaven would rather they hadn't, I'm pretty sure

Mace:

SNORK

Mace:

“I punched a dick"

Mace:

HAHAHAHAHA OMG

Lor:

oh Dean, baby, don't punch angels, it hurts

Lor:

"OR NOT"

Mace:

YES

Lor:

Samuel, your sideburns. I am begging you

Mace:

HAHAHA RIGHT?!

Lor:

"I'd say it was a very peculiar thing to do" well done, dude

Mace:

I like him

Lor:

yeah, I do, too, honestly

Lor:

he seems like he's seen things but is still mostly okay

Mace:

YES

Mace:

Sam, why did you follow him into an alley, hon?

Lor:

Winchester stupid

Mace:

Not alone at least

Mace:

HAHAHA YEP

Mace:

“what’s the worst that could happen?” oh Dean

Lor:

he should know better by now

Mace:

YEP

Mace:

THE EXACTLY MEME

Lor:

"and when did you start eating?"

Lor:

YAAAAAS

Lor:

omg Cas's eyes when he nodded

Mace:

YES

Mace:

omg now i need white castle

Lor:

I've never had it

Lor:

BUT I AM WILLING TO TRY IT

Mace:

omg they’re so good

Mace:

ew

Lor:

seriously

Mace:

“what are you, the hamburgler?"

Lor:

YES

Lor:

I love that they bother with the reference in a line that's off screen

Mace:

YES

Lor:

oh Sammy. Oh Dean. their faces

Mace:

right?!

Lor:

"be careful. and HURRY" oooof

Mace:

they couldn’t find a more comfortable place to lock him up?

Mace:

oh no, not him

Lor:

no no that wouldn't be nearly pathetic enough

Lor:

poor Dr Coreman!

Mace:

snork

Lor:

shouldn't his soul be in heaven?

Lor:

why is it in his DEAD BODY

Lor:

figure out your metaphysics, show!

Mace:

SNORK

Lor:

okay, seriously, I really want a hamburger now

Lor:

"it's in the low hundreds"

Mace:

RIGHT?!

Lor:

"where's your hunger, Dean" he's sublimated it into you, Cas

Mace:

“god no, I’m just well fed”

Lor:

YES

Mace:

HAHAHA

Lor:

(I actually can never figure out a good solid reason that makes big picture sense why Dean isn't affected. it FEELS right, but I don't get it)

Mace:

(maybe because he feels so strongly that he doesn’t deserve it?)

Mace:

(i dunno)

Mace:

(or that what he wants is in that car with him right now and he’s in too much denial about it)

Lor:

(mmm maybe? maybe there is something to the well fed thing? like, he doesn't attach any strong desire to food and sex and drink. he just gets them when he wants them and he definitely enjoys them, but they aren't really what he DESIRES. and he doesn't let himself desire what he really wants)

Lor:

(LOL I think you said the same thing I did MUCH more succinctly)

Mace:

(HAHAHAHAHA)

Lor:

oh ew

yeah

Lor:

I hate raw ground beef. bleck

Mace:

yeah, ick

Lor:

"making people cuckoo for cocoa puffs" haahahaha

Mace:

snork

Lor:

"I like to think it's because of the strength of my character"

Mace:

pets him

Lor:

YES

Lor:

"that's one deep dark nothing you've got there" see, I don't buy it

Lor:

there has never been a character with more IN him than Dean

Mace:

yeah, but he’s convinced himself otherwise, and maybe Famine is just playing with those thoughts instead of telling any truths

Lor:

ooo yeah that could be. and I do buy Dean might be depressed at this moment. which would track with what he said

Mace:

oooh smarty Sammy

Lor:

YES

Mace:

but, buddy, wash your face

Lor:

for real

Lor:

oh Dean

Mace:

Oh Sammy

Lor:

poor boys wraps them all in blankets

Mace:

YES

Mace:

oh TEARS

Mace:

poor boy

Lor:

YAAAAS

Lor:

gaaaaaaah I CANNOT

Lor:

how many times do we see him tearfully asking his dad or god for help and getting silence as an answer?

A LOT

Lor:

a feel like there's a Fuck 327 essay I could unpack in there, too, but I'm having a pleasant afternoon and I don't want to get all wrathy

Mace:

The good part is one of the most believable things in the whole show #athiestreading

Mace:

HAHAHA

Lor:

HA! yep (although I find it particularly galling to watch that scene having seen the whole show knowing God IS in fact there and is just not arsed/has his own reasons not to help. JUST LIKE JOHN in season one

YEP

[tmwcs]

damn after reading on baby... they have sex everyday?? multiple times?? okay i see i mean rip yn tho

lol yeeeeeeah, heethan is just an animal, he's just so in love with y/n and into her that he can't help himself. he's finally found love and someone to genuinely love him back and he;s constantly feeling blissful. but if you think that is what puts y/n RIP....bro..did you read "April Fools" ?? because that one is def a "RIP Y/N" lol

could you imagine though? especially how hard his Ethan side goes at it? and by all means, Heeseung may be gentle out of the two, but he aint no b*tch when it comes to intimacy. i'm telling you, heethan = demonic hell spawn

[vvrgo]

Yakuza 0; makes me want to sing karaoke drunkenly and also start smoking again

[ethicstownpod]

I love how most people who attended the live show’s comments are just, “Wow, you could look at Rhys while he talked.”

Like, hell yeeeeeeah baby, we love to Look At Rhys While He Talks!

The recording of our live show is OUT NOW on our feed! Join the Jacobs as they move into their perfectly normal new home in Ethics!

Read the content warnings on this one, lads!

[illeoneardito]

Roy in his Academy uniform

Commission by Aster (ZefirArt)

[crittique]

Allura Vysoren: appears

literally everyone in the chat and the whole cast: SIR, THAT’S OUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT LESBIAN WIZARD