#YEAHHH okay yeah

[magnymagics-puppy]

redoing my modern au masterpost so that it's standing alone :}

so earlier today, this stupid ass half-ooc post actually resulted in my partner and i spending all day creating an entire elaborate modern au for magnus and elisa and jacob and i'm kind of super tweaking about it

for some reason i feel incredibly cringe about how self-indulgent this whole thing is and i kind of want to crawl under a rock and keep this hidden Forever but i'm Trying to be brave so um. throws this at you and sprints away i guess .

eeueueuaaauea steeling myself for another crippling wave of cringe but let's do it . okay, so:

to preface, in our regular 40k OCverse, jacob is my gf's kasrkin oc, who is elisa's primary partner before (and after, but that hasn't been written yet !) elisa gets trapped with trazyn's shard of magnus !!! (that's a Whole Thing. more details on that another day, promise)

eeeEEEEEEE im jumping up and down because it was a bit hard to settle on how elisa's nature as a dialogus and huge cultural/literary nerd would translate to a modern au because i really didn't want to do a university thing but i think we settled on something that i'm going to have SO much fun with :D

so !!!! elisa is going to be an assistant curator at the Met !!!! she has a master's in art history and a doctorate in museum studies :D !!! about two years ago, she replaced her older and very well-liked predecessor who retired, and she's got some pretty bad imposter syndrome about it. the head curator, her main boss, is a huge self-important asshole who usually pushes all of his big projects onto her. she is So tired but still manages to (mostly) love her job

magnus is one of the resident archaeologists, who spends most of his time holed up in storage poring over and writing about artifacts that aren't currently on display, when he's supposed to be doing his actual work (nerd). he has a master's in archaeology and a doctorate in ancient history ! he's been working there for several years, and it definitely took him a while to warm up to the new assistant curator, but they get along pretty well now, although he constantly finds new and (usually) accidental ways to irritate her and get in the way of her projects

jacob is the newest employee of the three; he works night security and almost always has to ask one or both of the other two to please go home, i know you're probably working on some project but it is three in the fucking morning

so in this au, jacob and elisa are not together (yet🤨), but jacob has a huge, pining, embarrassingly obvious crush on elisa, who is too preoccupied with work and too shit at reading signals to realize this during their brief interactions—even though she can admit to herself that she finds him quite cute, even when he's exasperated with her .

jacob is constantly (but silently) irritated that that big proud prick takes up almost all of the time that elisa spends at the museum after hours. he hates hearing that huge booming laugh in the museum halls and the sound of it definitely doesn't make him flustered and confused and frustrated to the point of walking to the complete opposite side of the building to avoid whatever the hell that feeling is . and he Definitely has not been wondering how it would feel if that laugh were in response to something he said instead, god no . why is that fucking ginger grinning at him like he knows something please don't do that .

elisa is almost entirely unaware of her infatuation with magnus; the only thing that comes to mind when she thinks of him is slightly fond annoyance. most of the time. if there were any occasional errant thoughts, she's confident that she doesn't dwell on them and keeps them very hidden—any kind of relationship with a coworker that she has to work with so closely is just a shit idea anyway, and she would like to keep enjoying this job without any weird complications, thank you .

and of course, magnus thinks that these two are both fucking stupid . god, do they really not know how fucking obvious they are? and naturally all of this intrigue only serves to boost his already-oversized ego. what fun !!!

i'm rubbing my hands together like an evil little raccoon right now . i'm going to explode them all with my mind and i am going to put them in Situations >:}

okay i'm running away now to go find a place in which i can die of embarrassment . bye

[bread-is-my-life]

GUYS GUYS GUYS

IT'S AN ANNIVERSARY OF THE "SOMETHING STUPID" ANIMATIC BY @seagiri OMG GUYS LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!!!

(this animatic literally was the reason why I got into tf2 so GO WATCH IT IT'S BEAUTIFUL I PROMISE!!!)

[peacheskoo]

TALLULAH MY BELOVEDDDDDD

(*cough* so that tnt duo amiright *cough*)

[fitzjamesbulletwound]

i can noooootttt become feral for sol (i already am) I can nottt (lying)

[itgr]

NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY (BHOOKY) TOOK FROM YOU

NEVER FORGET THAT WILLIAM'S MOM AND AMIR'S MOM WERE ACTUAL CHARACTERS WITH PERSONALITIES AND NOT JUST BACKGROUND CHARACTERS !! NEVER FORGET THAT THOSE TWO WERE OLD WOMAN YURI!!

also reposted the scene where they talk in the reblogs for anyone who hasn't seen it or anyone who's forgotten

[anthromimicry]

[lususnatura]

ahh, don't mind me, y'all — i'm just thinking about how, in my canon, nico morselli (the doctor who blamore is allies with AND also is friends with but don't tell him that, shhh lol) was the first person that it actually learned to trust after it's transformation. and i say this because, in the first few months after it's transformation, it's nerve pain was actually even worse than it can be now. and due to how blamore's metabolism is different... nico felt like formulating a specific type of anti-convulsant for it's condition was the ideal option for blamore because there was a LOT of uncertainty around how much meds he should give it. so, in the meantime while nico worked on a drug that he knew wouldn't possibly O.D. it (man's also has some experience in biochemistry + he's also got a degree in that) those first few months were roughhh.

this is because he primarily used nerve blocks for it's pain which are actually injections that are given through the spine and as you all may know, blamore's spine is like a HUGELY sensitive spot for him. and so it doesn't let anyone it doesn't trust touch it + with this in mind, it didn't trust nico at first, but for an MD with some questionable patients (he's been the primary doctor of someone in the mob for years); nico actually seems to have his heart in the right place a good amount of the time because he comforted blamore every single time he gave him one of those injections 😭 because they never got any easier for blamore to take, and i don't mean nico just talked him through it, either. man's held it's hand and everything. and for that, he's a real one

[themindbehindthejork]

finally creating character references so I can get more consistent buuuut…

this is hard

im scared and the erase feature is kinda ass on chrome canvas

hmmm maybe this is my sign I shouldn’t be doing this on chrome canvas…

[planetallure]

sophie thatcher’s face acting>>>

[soupis4ever]

poor olimar. he's not even a full inch tall and he's been sent to the Horrible Alien Death Planet so many times and it's still unclear wether he got to see his family in-between these journeys

[firstroseofspring]

miral torres. (thunderous applause but its just me cheering with a megaphone)

[undermostcorgi]

very quick and not quite my best but yesterday was kind of osiris's bday? so heres some strange sad (slightly erotic??) art of him based loosely on some vent art i made a while back :) i like to put this boy in situations. if you couldn't tell

[hauntingblue]

Franky telling missile girl her transformations are beautiful makes too much sense

[brutalmasks]

i made myself chuckle today by thinking of something kind of immature. and it was in a certain scenario, where things were suddenly starting to wind down while tyler + bunny were on the phone — and as you can imagine... she is still pretty new to some of the nuances of flirting as well as just the ways in which humans communicate with others as well.

so all i could think about was bunny mask telling him to hang up, and then tyler being like 'no, you hang up' expecting her to keep it going. but she indeed just hangs up, and i JSJSJ LMAOOO it is just so funny to think about for some reason because tyler would probably be like 'wait, what the hell did i do' when it's literally just her not knowing what the heck he was alluding to 💀

[anothermonikan]

Epic delivery just happened

Epic

[animalsandskyyy]

aaaahhhh spotify is evil :/ (not really….but still)