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YEAH! Meat time Monday!
#i saw ppl having meat time mondays with my other post so here is the isolated screenshot#YEAH! meat time!#i say stuff#bnha ultra impact#mha ultra impact#bnha#mha#present mic#yell man
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as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen
the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"
#my food crime is that i regularly make a “pasta and tuna” situation that has somehow gotten even more evil and degenerate over time.#it is a ''white wine reduction'' (it's just white wine and garlic powder & seasoning)#and tuna from a can.#and plain pasta.#if i have the spoons i will actually chop garlic for it but this tends to be my comfort food for a REALLY bad day#bc its super easy to make:#boil pasta. drain. put into bowl for later. into same pot u used for pasta.#put tuna (with oil/water from can). let fry a little for like 2-3 min. put in whatever amount of wine. season to taste.#the tuna will get a little crisp on it which is nice. important side note:#this began as a Bolognese sauce.#and one day i had to sub for tuna. i know. not ideal. i cried about it too.#somehow over time it is now its own little evil thing. i would never make someone else eat it. it is beautiful.#but yeah i don't even stir the pasta in afterwards i just slap pasta into serving bowl#slap this ''''''sauce'''''''' on top#molto bene#(i really can cook fairly well btw. this is a food crime. not a suggestion of skill or ability)#(i LOVE baking but when i cook for myself. the autism is obvious. bc i just don't understand the point of most of the steps)#(.... i can just eat the deli meat out of the bag. it is protein. i don't even have to like it. i just have to eat enough calories.)#(also i used to cook MUCH more before this apartment which is so small that i can stretch my arms out and overreach the counter length.)#(.... i'm 5.2. so.)
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gunnie's relationship with skip/norman is truly so unbelievably absurd and nonsensical in its progression and yet it's also pretty fucking good. the "you're a coward" and gunnie's response in ep1 vs "you're not a coward" / "i know" in the epilogue was insane. gunnie becoming a kind of second pilot is incredibly endearing. but then sometimes i remember the scene from early in the season where gunnie's trying to stop skip from eating a napkin. and i think about gunnie's initial reluctant resignation to being declared skip's son vs him later introducing skip as his dad (to people who KNOW his fathers, mind you) and deliberately imitating his audible smile. and i think about how completely out of the blue the whole son thing was in the first place. axmurph live reactions pictured below for reference
i love point b. but how the fuck we got from point a to point b is beyond me
#the axmurph image truly just sums up how crazy and unprecedented and also completely unrelated to anything happening at the time it was#like yeah they cooked with this dynamic. but idk what meat the burgers are made out of man#dimension 20#a starstruck odyssey#skip takamori#gunthrie miggles rashbax#scal txt
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pre-marination doobles. dont ask me questions
#pikmin 4#captain olimar#captain shepherd#moss (pikmin)#oatchi#I Dont Know what player character Im drawing lmao. probably not pom. maybe pom?#I just think itd be funny to have that guy in the rescue corps who literally nobody knows anything about. oh that? yeah the rookie#just picked em up last training session. they do anything we like em#but due to not having an actual head drawn inside it Ive been drawing their helmet slightly too small fskjdfhjd#but I think I should lean into it. our new guy's a little bit fucked up but we love them. no you cant have them#also akira slide for fun. olimar deserves it#Im sorry that u dont have time power that turns u into an absolute dandori beast old man. u can have this. I give u this#okay. now I go marinate meat. and then sleep#have a good night lads. dog can have a stick if they want to
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when Artemis and Apollo enter a heated (siblings being siblings) argument, they get loud enough and also get pissy enough one turns into a husky and starts screaming.
Artemis: -Apollo, I’m TELLING you, HE’S GOING TO BREAK YOUR HEART!
Apollo: WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW? TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM. RIGHT NOW.
Artemis: AT LEAST I WON’T COME HOME WAILING ABOUT SOME GUY LIKE A. LIKE A UM. LOSER!!!
Apollo: WELL AT LEAST MOTHER LOVES ME MORE!!! LOSER!!!
Artemis, turning into a husky: AWWWOÖEÊĘOOÖÄAAAÆÆÄÂAAAOOOOŒŒÖOOOAAAAA
Apollo, turning into a husky in response: AAARRRRAARAÜUUUUÛUUO��ÖÀAAÁGHGHÀAA
#apollo#artemis#twins.#husky#dog#Leto: CHILDREN. YOU SCARED OFF MY FROGS. NO THIGH BONES WRAPPED IN MEAT FOR YOU.#the twins: (wailing but sorrowful this time)#In case you’re interested and read these: yeah actually unspecified guy did end up breaking Apollo’s heart he cheated on him :(((#Artemis gave him chlamydia.#Apollo was taken care of by Terpsichore and they wrote mournful poetry together#(After which they probably hooked up.)
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i feel like being a guy who loves fighting so much while living in a sugar plum soft world gets really boring (outside of the occassional intergalactic threat) if you feel the need to beat up a gorilla 30 fucking times. like what's the deal man? are you getting enough enrichment in your enclosure? do you wish you were in dark souls? could you maybe leave the local wildlife alone for a bit?
#kirby#meta knight#kirby series#kirby and the forgotten land#gorimondo#those intergalactic threats are the enrichment in his enclosure#sorry i cant sleep and i was thinking about the bat again#like. yeah i've beaten the colloseum an obscene amount of times for having it unlocked since yesterday (i gotta beat my highschore)#but thats probably the most fun he's had in a while. seriously whags this guys deal#it constantly feels like someone needs tp throw him a meat filled pumpkin so he can tear it tp shreds or smth#and yeah ok. gorimondo could have been instigating those fights#but like. attacking a town for over 30 times seems excessive#especially if you keep getting your ass handed to you#edit: why did a post thats literally just my train of thought at 4am get so many notest what#ramblings
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don’t you hate it when this guy name kirisaki shidou comes over and just starts shidouing all over the place
#milgram#milgram fanart#shidou kirisaki#kirisaki shidou#i fucking hate tumblr it erased my draft like two times#anyways he’s holding a package of meat#why are the guys who wear long ass coats and sweaters always the biggest bitches *side eyes the doctor witg a mole on his neck*#this is funny to me because there are two#sniffle yeah#it’s 3 in the morning babyeee#y’know if you stare at the hammer long enough it gets faster#chibi's art/rkgk
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don’t you hate it when your civilization flees deep underground to escape the wither only to find yourselves trapped down there with something even worse. anyway surprise! i can still draw
#my art#minecraft#minecraft fanart#minecraft ancient cities#they named it the warden because they were its prisoners i will die on this hill#see fellas when i said i was brainrotting about ancient cities i meant like advanced stages of decay#Bad Syndrome: instead of a brain there is sculk#i'm still pondering additional designs for like guards/soldiers and redstone specialists etc#also yeah i was like ok time to design generic ancient city residents for outfit concepts#and bc i'm me they immediately became Characters and now it's a whole thing#their names are echo and felix and they hate each other <3#echo was actually a temple kid like felix growing up but he fled to the outer city due to irreconcilable differences w the sculk worshippers#felix keeps trying to convince him to come back bc he was one of their most talented alchemists#they don't quite have echo's talent for magic but they make up for it in charisma and violent tendencies#neither of which have yet proved effective in convincing echo to come work for them#these days he mostly dedicates his potion skills to making life a bit more bearable for outer city residents#he got the nickname 'echo' due to his knack for inducing realistic auditory hallucinations of dead loved ones#...i TOLD you it turned into a whole thing#i also have a pet theory that ancient cities invented skeleton horses bc they needed horses but also leather and meat#but that's mostly bc i think the phrase 'have your horse and eat it too' is rly funny
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saw a post the other day, can't remember if it was tumblr or reddit, but it was like 'picky eaters are always characterized as only eating fries and chicken nuggets. what about us picky eaters who only like things like sushi and tiramisu, we exist'
anyway that's human dream
#'hob did you get the--' 'the yogurt brand that's inexplicably 15 times more expensive than any other? yeah i did'#'yes i made your omelette with the 30$/pound truffle cheese. i'm aware you won't eat it with any other'#he likes high quality ingredients and does not like things that feel 'heavy' or have a lot of grease or lots of simple carbs#probably doesn't eat much meat either. these are my headcanons#hob's grocery cart is all organic fruit imported dark chocolate and That One Sorbet that's 10$ a pint#'here's your locally grown organic lychees My Liege'#don't ask how hob obtained such a thing in england XD#he had to learn how to make thai food at home bc keeping dream in stir fried basil (from That One Five Star Authentic (tm) Restaurant that'#40$ a plate) was getting expensive#it does help that dream is more willing to expand his horizons if it's something hob made#dreamling#dreamling headcanons
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less of horrordust eating face and killer watches more of them mauling eachother. also killer watches
#horrordust need more beef smh#triglycercule werent you just months ago saying you loved domestic horrordust#a man can believe in two statements and have both of them be true#dust wants to be punished for what he did. horror doesn't. they both try to drag eachother down in the process#killer is a third entity entirely. arent they all seperate entities. yes but he's different for some reason idk#killer has that feeling of zoning out mid trio hang out but the other 2 guys keep chilling without you and it's lowkey nice#killer i love trios because i can just dissociate and stare at a tree while they entertain eachother sans#the horrordust beef would be mutual in my eyes WHAT DO YOU MEAN DUST HATES KILLER BUT DISMISSES HORROR#are we talking about the same horror here. the same horror that tricked his papyrus into feeding and eating human meat#the same horror that tricked HIS ENTIRE SNOWDIN into eating humans#the same horror that purposefully taunts and plays around with the humans he kills#the same horror that is KNOWN for being manipulative and unnecessarily cruel for no fucking reason#yeah dust would hate the shit out of him highkey#both of them have which one of us was justified in what we did competitions#winner: NOBODY (it's killer it's killer that ends up winning that fight)#i mean horror would hate dust too i feel like this one is more obvious#KILLING papyrus. KILLING the underground. not being able to withstand the resets instead of choosing to kill#oh horror would be so fucking insensitive about resets to dust and killer#hes never experienced it he wouldnt know how bad it was and him being him....... he's gonna be a DICK#i think horror would hate the concept of phantom papyrus too because like#it's proof that dust did kill paps and for some reason he likes this FAKE version more than the real thing????#dust should be sadder about killing paps in horror's eyes (technically EYE but wtvr)#they maul eachother and also eat face is the hidden 3rd part of this post. and this time killer joins#tricule rant#killer sans#horror sans#dust sans#murder time trio#utmv#sans au
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YEAH! MEAT TIME!
Cute story dropped in BNHA Ultra Impact's Charater Trust section for Aizawa. It's called Holiday Story: Shouta Aizawa's Day Off.
It starts off with Aizawa working on his day off with a bunch of paperwork, when All Might approaches him, who is also working on his day off. They exchange small talk when he asks Aizawa if he's had lunch yet:
#YEAH! MEAT TIME!#i say stuff#bnha ultra impact#mha ultra impact#shouta aizawa#shota aizawa#aizawa shouta#aizawa shota#eraserhead#all might#toshinori yagi#yagi toshinori#present mic#hizashi yamada#yamada hizashi#bnha midnight#mha midnight#nemuri kayama#kayama nemuri
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oh yeah i made bibimbap yesterday
#it was so good. but so time consuming. definitely not something to make on the regular unless i find a way to streamline the process#cooking and seasoning each vegetable separately was sooo....yeah wasn't a huge fan of that. also chopping carrots takes me forever#this recipe is exactly what i love.....rice with meat and loads of veggies + sauce#loveeee the high veg ratio in this recipe#i was in such a bad mood afterwards though lol i'd made such a mess it was late and i was feeling sick so i didn't get to take a pretty pic#i used carrots spinach mushrooms and bean sprouts....would have used zucchini too but we ran out sighs#i topped mine with a fried egg....it was bliss#can't wait to make more high veg recipes!!
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Don't think I've seen this question make the rounds before, so:
Do any of your OCs hunt/fish/trap? Who taught them, and why do they do it? Do they have preferred gear or quarry?
#question brought to you by hunting coming up in all my classes simultaneously and bringing it back to mind#fishing is in here bc it ends up in these irl convos but I suppose it does feel like a gimme after gw2 added it#(and it's popularity as a minigame in many games as well)#but here I'll go first. my ex mordrem Merlin fur-traps in the shiverpeaks for income#he'll eat the meat of what he catches and splits w/ his nightmare hound (do u think fern/nm hounds can swallow bird bones? much 2 think abt#less wasteful and lessens what he has to pack when camping out in remote places for long periods of time#he was a deadshot with a bow as a young sprout but mordremoth got him early and uh. well that bow ended up integrating with his arm#which is why he's missing his right :) that's a story in and of itself though#but yeah so no bow-hunting or any marksmanship really#though he can throw an axe pretty well if needed#alright I have others but it's bedtime and this is a tag novella already#gw2#<- will it even find its way into the tag? who can say LOL anyways gnite! or good morning!
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edd cutting ed's food for him any time they have lunch together as little kids
#i know ed eats slides and shit but its a cute thought ok#tiny edd would already have that parental instinct AND vivid intrusive thoughts about his friend choking#side note i wish we had more scenes of them all eating together cuz its SO CUTE#i love that edd makes food for them multiple times throughout the show#even if its kinda gross lol#i had the idea that edd's food would also usually be overcooked because of his contamination ocd 😭🤧#even when they're older and eddy takes over cooking duty edd has to SEE him use the meat thermometer before he'll eat anything#“remember the danger zone eddy” ☝️🤓#i got sidetracked lmao sorry#anyway yeah edd would insist on cutting ed's food into comically small pieces after seeing how he inhales most things he eats#its just a phase though and he stops once he realizes that ed is evidently impervious to harm
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why do i love the conflict more than anything else . the misery . the incompatibility that spreads like oil slick . wanting so desperately for resolution that never comes . hmmm
#its the allure of like . mismatch btwn right person / wrong time . maybe in personal development and such#or wrong person / right time and trying 2 make it work but the circumstances are set 2 separate you#i think the guilt ford harbors over his relationship w fidds is good and i think hes had a lot of reflection . 30 yrs at least#but i dont rly care for like a . HELPP SRY IM LIKE talking to myself#i dont rly care ‘if’ they got back tgether in the end#fanon wise or whagever obviouslyy . no avrually emma-may kicking fidds out over the xmas thing its over HELPPPP#i feel like i always hve to clarify bc then theres that one guy whos like ‘smth smth you cant read . ooc loser .’idgaf . not gaffing today#i think mcguckets decision to forgive him is rly sweet And i do like the recognition of .. the whole incident being a misstep on both their#parts ykwim ? like ford was an ass for sureee but also mcgucket + memory gun was his own autonomous detriment#but#no i cant read the other tags i was writing i forgot where i was at#anyways im so obsessed w like . this being such an imperfect event with imperfect equals#ford theory and fidds the mechanics . which brw im also obsessed w how That is revered in canon .#but yeah like imperfect event imperfect people who shared an incredible connecfion in my freaking mind#that was ultimately squandered to fords pride and fidds reticence#ugh like i love the rise and fall i love the strenght of their connection generally corroding over time#its just such a cool motivator for both themselves and like its a history they share together and post weirdmageddon get to finally think a#knowing now what they didnt have the tools to recognize then#idk.^__^ they r so crazy to me . playing w them like dolls in my head#fiddleford mcgucket#stanford pines#gravity falls#every time i think ab this wrt every challeneged dynamic i think ab mars in the discord#talking ab x and y charas epic divorce arc#and im not even saying this to discredit Good relationships in media#bc those have a wealth of fun and interesting concepts or dynamics to dive into#its just something ab like . poetry of anger bro . and how love and hate can feel so similar and be borne from the same place#how one can transform into the other and back again due to . idk whatevee the hell theyve got going on^#prev post got me wishing we had more meat to the fallout#or that it was extended in content or scope . i want 2 see how they dealt with losing the other and then
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Mer!Shigadabi Au things~
Language barrier
Dabi: lionfish + black tipped reef shark hybrid
Shigaraki: giant octopus + stonefish hybrid
Dabi has two internal claspers that make an appearance when he's properly ~stimulated~
Romeo and Juliette coded
Dabi's reef: nearly no culture because they are always hunting for food to feed the huge population on their reef. Their entire society is built around making themselves smaller so that the esteemed hunters can protect the reef and fatten their food stores enough to avoid the famine they are always on the verge of.
Shigaraki's reef: way more unique culture, especially sports, music, and history, but that's because merfolk eat each other there and any humans who crash their ships along their reefs.
You know what, it's also Beastars coded tbh
#tanco speaks#shigadabi#mermaid!AU#shigaraki is absolutely going pop Dabi's cannibalism cherry and they are absolutely also gonna fuck about that#a shark? eating /real/ meat for the first time in his life? yeah thats gonna do something unholy to his brain chemistry
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