#YEAAAAAHHHH KILL HIM!!!!

[hauntingblue]

Miranda's corpse in there is VILE

[poltergeist-coffee]

I'M BACK

School is not making things easy to me

I hope I don't have to recover because if I do I'll have to go to class until January:(

But at least I won't any exam this week(yeah, I will have a physics exam next week, and geography and Spanish, but still a week of happiness)

And yesterday was the opening of my school's internal games, was really chaotic

I study at a... full-time school(? I don't know if that's the word, but I stay there for the most part of the day) and I also have a technical course

And while this should be every class against each other, at this point, it is just agaisnt the courses

Apparently, someone went to the vice principal saying that the people from the other course were being disrespectful and cursing

Honestly I have not much idea of what happened, but I heard that someone was offended because of a song

A children song

It was just because of the name of the team, I don't see exactly what was so offensive about it but okay

I wad just there without understanding anything

Oh, and apparently, they created fake accounts of the students of the other course to comment on a video they posted on tiktok

Or so I heard on the group they made of the internal games with my course

I was just there watching they talking and complaining about the other course

AND THE EGGS ARE BACK

Well, they are sleeping... but they are alive at least

AND WE GOT NEW NEW EGGS

AAAAAAAA

BAGI HAS A DAUGHTER

YEAAAAAHHHH

Roier has a child too AAAAAAA

Pepito my beloved

Tubbo is also a dad now:D

Cellbit might not even have logged on the qsmp since the purgatory ended, but that didn't stop him and Bagi from arguing in their streams names

"Killing Empana so she only have one life"

"Kiling Cellbit to be with no life"

They are siblings your honor

Still very funny to me that QUACKITY thought they were siblings

Back to the last ask, I do have a persona

I might post it with some random doodles any day

Also I might take a while to finish that drawing but I try to no take so long

And I love the design, it's so pretty

I still have a cuteness overload every time I see your drawings

I hope you have a great day tomorrow:D

- 🍽

WELCOME BACK MY KING!!!!

you sound like you’ve been very busy akmkfnknsk you’re school or whatever was happening also sounds so dramatic oh my god msknivhs

YEAAAAH I LOVE THE NEW EGGS ^_^ AND WE GOT OUR EGGS BACK (ASLEEP) BUT WE STILL GOT THEM BACK SO IM HAPPY!!! i love sunny so much, she’s such a little girlie the daughter ever i adore her so much TT all the new eggs are so cute :(( empanada and pepito too are so wonderful :((

that’s so silly that quackity actually thought they were siblings <- says someone who also believed it for a while until realizing that isn’t the case

aaa thank you ^w^ if you ever post doodles of your persona you can tag me in it so i see it >:DD i’d love to see how they look!! i want to draw them hehe

[sergeantsporks]

On Excalibur

Excalibur being a blade that chooses the “worthy” is a bunch of bull excrement. In this essay, I will--

Okay, seriously, though. Let’s talk about Excalibur. I see a lot of “Douxie should wield Excalibur! Jim should wield Excalibur! Steve should wield Excalibur!” and, uh, while all great and also beautiful fanart, my guys, it’s all a waste of time.

The character’s worth isn’t tied to that sword (which I know wasn’t anyone’s claim, but anyway, just hear me out). That sword doesn’t GET to decide who’s worthy. The sword is, for better or worse, a sword. Its decision-making abilities are moot point. Why, you ask?

Because it allowed Arthur to wield it twice. And then was able to be corrupted by the Order and chose Arthur again. Then it didn’t let Jim pull it out? Or fuzzbuckets, didn’t let Toby pull it out? I don’t think it has a set of criterion it’s following. With the amulet, the trollhunter ought to be brave, loyal, selfless. It has a set of standards you have to meet. Excalibur? I’ll get to it.

Nimue’s standards seem to be... obscure... as well. She initially judged Douxie to be “unworthy” then changed her mind 5 minutes later. Yes, he let her free, and that’s why. HOWEVER, if Nimue could really “see into people’s hearts” she’d see who Douxie was. Douxie would have freed her upon knowing the truth at any point, that’s just who he is. So that action alone shouldn’t make a difference except in Nimue’s personal preferences which isn’t a great criterion for magic weapons. So, what are Excalibur’s standards? Here we go.

You just have to believe in yourself.

That’s it.

That’s the standard.

No inherent character traits, no bravery or loyalty or kindness or goodness. You just have to believe in yourself.

Think about it. Nimue judged Douxie to be worthy when he freed her. Up until that point, he doubted every decision he made. In fact, everyone in the cave at that point was none too confident in themselves, and thus were judged unworth (I’m sure Merlin was technically confident but r e v e n g e) But that decision, the decision to free Nimue? Douxie was absolutely positively certain that was the right thing to do at that moment. He had conviction. He believed in himself. And he was judged worthy.

Arthur, for better or for worse, was very confident in what he was doing. Both alive and dead. He believed staunchly what he was doing was right, except for two instances. The second instance, when he’d been turned down by the trolls. Excalibur wasn’t being wielded at that point, can’t say anything about its standards. But the first moment? When he’d killed Morgana. He didn’t believe in himself. He was furious with himself. He lost his conviction. And in that moment? He broke Excalibur. He made Excalibur UNWIELDABLE BY HIM.

Toby, by his own admission “just had to try.” He never thought he could pull Excalibur out, so he didn’t. He wasn’t expecting anything to happen, so nothing did.

Jim, at the time he tried to pull it, has lost faith in himself. He’s not even sure he’s the trollhunter anymore. And Excalibur doesn’t budge.

We all KNOW that Jim is worthy by literally any other standard. And I’d say Toby is as well. But believing in themselves? Yeaaaaahhhh not so much.

So, yeah. Excalibur doesn’t judge anyone’s “worthiness.” No one is “worthy” enough to wield Excalibur. They’re simply confident enough.

[tanakavox]

Taiyang was sitting down reading the morning paper, when he heard a loud knocking coming from the front door of the house. The knocking was in a pattern reminiscent to one of Zwei’s games that he had overheard before, and so he had a fairly good idea of who it was. He neatly laid his paper down before getting up and making his way to the door, opening it to reveal a young girl with short red hair that covered one of her bright violet eyes with a basket on one of her arms filled with fruits. 

She crooned her head up to look him in the eyes, before flashing him a bright smile that Tai couldn’t help but return in kind, before greeting him with an enthusiastic wave of her free hand.

“Hello Mr. Taiyang,” she happily chirped, “is Zwei here by chance?”

“Yeah, he’s upstairs in his room. Why don’t you come on in and make yourself at home,” Tai greeted in kind, inviting the young red head into his household.

She flashed him another smile as she walked inside, handing him a fresh apple from her basket, before making her way into the living room. As she made her way in, she paused before letting out an excited gasp as she saw Yang and Ruby relaxing in the room. Yang was seated in a recliner chair, while Ruby was sitting on the sofa cuddled up next to a blond haired boy with blue eyes who, unbeknownst to Rosemary, was shooting her a curious look.

“Yang, Ruby, you’re back,” she cheered as she ran up to hug the closest sister to her, which happened to be Yang

Yang rose out of her seat to greet the younger girl, kneeling down to her level before swooping her up as she happily returned Rosemary’s embrace.

“Hey there Rosey, long time no see huh,” she said with a warm smile, before taking notice of the basket in Rosemary's hand, “Oh, is that fresh fruit from your garden?” Rosemary nodded and handed an Orange to Yang and walked over to Ruby who laid on the couch and paused when she saw the blonde boy on the couch behind Ruby with his arms wrapped around her. She places the basket on the table and Ruby gives Rosemary the same warm smile.

“Hey Rosemary.” Ruby tilts her head up to Jaune. “This is Rosemary Thornbush, Jaune. She lives nearby. Rosey, Jaune Arc. My boyfriend.” Rosey eyes widen a bit.

“You're the boyfriend?!” She all but screamed. Jaune looked at the red haired girl a bit confused.

“Hi Rosemary...  Uh, how do you know about me?”

“Zwei probably told her. They tell each other everything.” Yang replied, peeling orange Rosemary given her and taking a huge. The sounds of footsteps running down appeared and Zwei appeared smiling brightly at the sight of Rosemary, a smile that was returned by Rosemary and they ran toward each other and locked their heads, pushing each other back.

“Rosey!” Zwei said with a grin pushing her back as far as he can.

“Zwei!” She grinned as well pushing him back with the same amount of effort. Jaune looked baffled. Ruby looked up to see her boyfriend’s expression and laughed.

“Yeah. I know they're weird.” Zwei and  Rosemary turn to blow a raspberry at Ruby which she returns. The young fanaus grabbed Rosemary hands and began to lead her outside.

“Come on, Rosey, let's go play Rock throw.” The two ran outside into the yard.

“Rock throw?” Jaune questioned, once again confused.

“It’s just some game where they throw rocks as far as they can.” Yang said, still eating the orange. “Zwei tries to cheat at that game a lot.”

“Okay, but he has a Ps4 and Xbox in his room. Why not play that?”

“Best not to question ten years old Jaune.”

Jaune wanted to argue more but knew Yang had a point, so he dropped it. He felt a hand on his shoulder and looked up Taiyang giving him a small smile. 

“Hey there Jaune. You mind if we talk, just you and I?” Taiyang asked Jaune to try not to look nervous but it clearly failed as Tai went to reassure him. “Hey relax. It’s not big, just a friendly chat.”

“Yeah. Sure.” Jaune stood up and followed Tai into the next room, leaving Yang and Ruby alone Ruby turned to Yang and pulled out a switch.

“Pokemon or Smash?” She asked. Yang pulls out her own switch with a grin.

“Smash bros!” They sat down and began to play.

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‘’Zwei ran a bit into the forest with Rosemary far enough that the house was in sight. They both pick up some rocks and  Rosemary turns her friend.

“Don’t use your semblance, kay Zwei? Rosemary said with a smile. Zwei smiled back juggling a few pebbles.

“I promise I won’t use my semblance.” Rosemary stared at him.

Promise?”

“Yes!”

Rosemary turns away from and goes for her turn and using all the strength in her ten year old arms, sends the rock a good distance away from their arms. She turned to her friend with a huge grin.

“HA! Beat that!” Rosemary said triumphantly. Zwei grinned back and channeled a bit of his aura into the pebble he was holding, blue energy  surrounded it, and with a lazy arm swing, the pebble went zooming past the trees and high into the sky.

Rosemary turned to them with a glare and crossed her arms.

“You said you weren’t gonna use your semblance Zwei!” Rosemary said, still glaring at her friend.

“I didn’t!” Zwei said, holding back a smirk. The Redhair glared at him harder.

“You lie! You cheated.”

“Did not!

“Yeah huh!”

“Nope!” Zwei  popped the nope with a smirk. “And you can’t prove I did!”

Rosemary stare at the corgi fanus for a few with a blank stare before giving him a malicious grin   and turning toward the house and taking a deep inhale and screaming out:”RUBY!” as loud as she could. Zwei paled and started to wave his hands frantically.

“Okay Okay Okay! I did cheat! Are you happy now.” He panicked. Rosemary gave him a smug look as a storm as red petals came toward them, stopping in front of them, Ruby looked at the kids with a worried look.

“I heard Rosemary scream, you guys okay?!” Ruby exclaimed, kneeling down and beginning to check the kids over for injuries.

“Nothing. I just thought I saw beowulf, false alarm.” Rosemary replied innocently. Ruby sighed, placing a hand on her chest.

“Jeez. Don’t scare me like that!” Ruby there placed her hands on her hips and gave them a disapproving look.”And you two should be closer to the house  now come on.” She gesture for them to follow her and begins to walk back to the house, the kids begin to whine a bit.

“But Ruuubbby! We wanna play more!” Zwei whined

“Yeaaaaahhhh. Rosemary said joining him.’

Ruby turns to give them a disapproving stare that causes the kids to flinch and clamp up and walk behind Ruby without a word. She smiles and leads them forward to the paito, turning to pat Zwei’s head.

“Play here okay? I don’t want you guys to go too far and get hurt.” She said as she patted Rosemary's head as well.

“Yes, Ma'am,'' they said together in unison, a bit deadpan in their response. Ruby pinch their cheecks and walk back into the house yelling to Yang about kicking her butt. Rosemary smiled at her as she walked away.

“It’s great to have them back.” She said with a sigh sitting down on the ground. Zwei sighed as well as sat down next to her. 

“Yeah. It is.”He replied with a smile but it was soon with a frown.”I just wish she didn’t bring  blondie here.

Rosemary gives Zwei a blank stare.”Yang?”

“No dumbass, Jaune!” Rosemary began to laugh at the annoyed look on Zwei’s face and jumped when the patio door opened with Ruby glaring at her brother.

“Laugune Zwei!” She hissed a bit, her tone suggesting she did this song and dance more than once with her brother.

“Sorry sis.” Zwei mutters glaring a bit at the giggling Rosemary. Ruby leaves again and Rosemary turns back to Zwei with a quizzical look.

“What’s your problem with that Jaune guy? He seems nice.”

Zwei scoffed. “Well first he didn’t even know what Ben 10 was and just said some stupid about Transfomers and Ben 10! It was awful! He’s such a lame dork! He even send Optimus prime name wrong!”

Rosemary eyes flash anger. “What really?! Fu-screw this guy!” Rosemary yelling, catching herself from cursing.

“Zwei nodded in agrement and looked a the ground a bit sad. “But… I feel like he’s gonna take Ruby away and then…. I’ll never see her again....

Rosemary gave Zwei a blank stare for a few sew before she replied. “That’s stupid. Your being stupid.” 

Zwei looked up with an annoyed look. “Thanks Rosie…” He said saratricsly 

Rosemary simply shrugs, “I'm just saying dude.  That’s dumb. Ruby is not gonna leave because of a boy.” 

“You don’t know what he might be telling her.

“Neither do you. Stupid.” 

“Your stupid.”

“No you.”

“No you!

“No you!” 

Rosemary stood up push her head up against Zwei’s growling the Corgi fanauns pushing back, growling as well.

“Let’s settle in DB fighterz” said Zwei with a manic grin.

“Yer on!” Rosemary replied with a maniac grin as well. The kids ran into the house up stair to start their next game.

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Taiyang walk with Jaune into the kitchen and sat him down on the opposite side of the table from himself and stare at the blonde. And to Jaune’s credit he didn’t flinch, or looked scared. Well in his head he was freaking out, wondering why he called him in here, keeping silence until Taiyang broke it.

“So, I’m not gonna keep you here long, but I’ll just get straight to the point. Do you love my daugther?”

Jaune nodded and a bright smile was on his face.”Yes, more than anything. She pick me up when I’m down, believes in me when no one else would, and everytime I’m with her, I feel like I can do anything with her. She… amazing.

Taiyang smiles but it quickly disappears back into a stoic expression. “Well, you answer my second question. I can tell this wasn’t necessary at all. You seem like a good kid, but if you hurt my daughter, I’ll kill you.” Jaune nods at that semdomly and gets up to leave before Tai puts up his hand to stop him and he gives him a small grin. “Now before we leave, I have a question that isn't related to Ruby at all. You an ass or a boobs man?” 

Jaune shakes his head and smiles a bit. “Neither. Thighs for lives.”

Taiyang lets a howl of laughter as he stands up and claps Jaune on the back with a wide smile. “I see you're a man of culture as well!”

[torm936]

YAY ANOTHER FANART! here is my ticci boy that can kill you without hesitatiion yeaaaaahhhh i love him. and yeepe i forgot to do the shadows but it’s okay it still look cool ^^

[kittymaverick]

MCF Moths to a Flame Extra Gameplay commentary and game critique, MCF Black Crown beta commentary

 Spoilers below the cut! Game critique up here though: I’ll be honest, Eipex did REALLY, REALLY, REALLY WELL on the main game this time. Even though it was basically a MCF nostalgia fest, it was done right, had a plot of its own that stands on its own feet, the puzzles were the right difficulties, and the story was entertaining with it’s own twist at the end. Like, I’m legit sad I can’t buy this game right now and play it myself! It feels like how Fate’s Carnival felt when THAT was released.

1. “I can’t believe someone from the agency did this.” I’ll be honest, considering how much supernatural stuff you guys stumble on and deal with... MD: This is.. sort of an... only a matter of time thing. That and it’s about time we did some backstabbing in the agency. Like, 19 games already guys, that plot was way overdue. 2. “Hey, where did this come from?” *BUG ATTACK* “SOMEONE CALL MASTER DETECTIVE.” MD: Excuse me, but do I look like an insect exterminator? Well, you HAVE been an opponent exterminator for a while now, if we must be counting-- MD: That was a rhetorical question also how dare you say yes. 3. So the trash building is confirmed to be the agency. Wow. MD: We REALLY NEED that renovation. 4. Hey, hey did you see that slogan before you walked through the elevator? Hello, player to MD? MD: if I didn’t pretend I did, and if I did, pretend I didn’t. Sounds like something dirty is going on in your agency, just SAYING. 5. Pazu: That is... THAT IS NOT A BREATHING MASK. ME: Look, the slogan SAID you HAVE to see it through MAC’S eyes. MD: Don’t actually do drugs kids. It’s bad for your health. 6. MD: The archives is... smaller than I expected. Explains why your agency is in disrepair. Like, How many GOOD paying cases do you guys even get? MD: I’m starting to have the feeling that I’m literally the only one bringing in money, and only SOMETIMES. 7. MD: Wow, that’s, a lot of rejection forms. Oooooh so those were agent application forms. And yeah, wow, that’s... that’s A LOT. MD: 8. “Lure him into a trap” The Archivist REALLY didn’t get your gender right, did he? MD: I swear, of all the secrets this world can keep, why did it have to be this one? 9. MD: Hm, so the elevator MAC thing simply redirects power from the elevator to the locked door-- Um, HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO GET UP THERE NOW IN AN EMERGENCY? MD: ...My sense of self preservation has been a bit out the window since the beginning of this game, okay? I dare say it’s been out the window SINCE YOU STARTED WORKING AS THE MD! 10. Archivist recording: I KNEW YOU WOULD GET TRAPPED AGAIN! THIS IS MY PLAN B! ENJOY THE SURPRISE! Pazu: Yeah, your plan A failed big time. MD: Honestly, I’m a little too dead inside for surprises. Yeah, not to mention chances are, it’s probably a Darlimar, a bomb, some magic stuff that can trap you, or something that breaks that magic feather of yours... I mean, it’s pretty forseeable. MD: Oh it’s something I’m simply going to react with a dull surprise to. 11. WE GET TO GO IN THE NOT A SECRET PASSAGE! YEAAAA-- Oh, it’s a laundry room. MD: With MORE SECRET PASSAGE YEAAAAAHHHH-- this is gonna lead to Ravenhearst or the Blackpool asylum, I swear...

12. ???: HELP I’M LOCKED IN HERE GET ME OUT PLEASE! Pazu: Who, ARE you? Me: BET YOU IT’S A RECORDING DON’T OPEN IT. MD: ...I’m so tempted to do that, to be honest, but duty calls. Me: NO LOOK THAT IS TOTALLY A TV HEAD YOU CAN JUST TELL. MD: OH LOOK WHERE DID MY BRAIN CELLS GO GOTTA RESCUE FOLKS BYE. 13. Pazu: It’s a dummy. I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT TOO! MD: I DID KNOW IT BUT THE PLOT DEMANDS I DON’T! Archivist: AHAHA! YOU FELL FOR THE TRAP! YOU ARE THE FINAL HOSTAGE. ENJOY THE BOMB, SOON-TO-BE-NOT-MASTER-DETECTIVE! See, I said it was a bomb. MD: I KNOW. 14. MD: OOOOOooooookay, bomb defused. Archivist status: unknown. I THINK I deserve a holiday-- Queen: Oh hi MD, um, somethings... strange over at Manchestor Asylum that I think you should take a look. If you would be so kind, can you get on this mission for me again? Thanks and toddle-loos! MD: ..........Alright, who is it this time? Queen: Um, a... Phineas Crown? MD: Oh, the Pirate from 13 skulls-- *Kitty experiences her skull phobia flashback* NOPE MD: Actually, I’m up for this-- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANYTHING BUT THE SKULLS!!!!! *Dragged away* 15. Urgh, why, why does it have to be skulls. MD: Wow, patient is NOT a Dalimar, from the looks of it. So at least that’s new, maybe. Hm. 16. Dr. Norton: You might not remember me-- MD: Actually, in this case, I DO remember you. It’s a bit HARD to not forget what happened that had me running out of here, doc... Dr. Norton: Oh, btw, it’s just a formality, but please sign here to access the patient-- MD: You’re making me sign a form to get me institutionalized, aren’t you? Dr. Norton: Dammit there’s no getting by you, is there? 17. MD: Hi? ???: Hi? ...Hello, can you confirm for me whether this story’s plot is the evil Dr. Norton imprisoning the both of us here so he can get Phineas Crown’s treasure? MD: Really, you’re just going to go ahead and figure the plot out? Look, when I can’t solve the game itself, I start solving the plot, okay? And my conspiracy theory says DR. NORTON IS BAD NEWS. 18. MD: Bring you back to life-- Can we NOT bring that pirate back to life, please? It won’t be the first time someone gets brought back to life... 19. ???: Last piece of the puzzle. Thanks. MD: ...Can someone for once just NOT use my head for solving puzzles??? Dr. Norton: Oh, you can leave now, btw. MD: I can... actually leave? We all swear you were going to get locked in there. 20. MD: Phew, alright, driving to the estate-- AAAAAHHH PAPER!!!! MASTER DETECTIVE NOOOOOOOO NOT THE CLIFF!!!!!!! MD: MY BUGGY!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, okay, I’m still fine-- I’M NOT FINE NOPE! You know if a Raven caused this, I would be WAY MORE UNDERSTANDING, but a POSTCARD? MD: STOP DISSING MY DRIVING SKILLS AND GET ME OUT OF HERE! 21. MD: ...Your breaks are broken-- WHO TOUCHED MY BUGGY?????? Oh, they touched the car. They are so dead....Also, YES DRIVING ON THE RIGHT SIDE AGAIN! 22. They... they’ve officially killed buggy. I’m... I’m... I’m so sad. MD: *sobs* good bye old friend. I’ll miss your cup of teas in the glove compartment. *sobs* *In the Arms of the Angel plays in background* 23. Um, a dog. Are you a dog person, Detective? MD: Nope. *Puts dog in cage* Oh you-- YOU ARE EVIL. MD: I HAD TO OKAY. And shortly after, the beta ended. It’s... looking promising so far. I look forward to the actual game, whenever it comes out!

[sammyhale]

J2 TorCon 2017 Main Panel

J2 jump onstage!

Jensen: Do you know what week it is?? We premiere this Thursday. 

Jensen is also talking about Jared being on Jimmy Kimmel this Thursday as well :)

“My dear friend Mr. Jared Padalecki will be on Jimmy Kimmel Thursday Oct 12th so tune in” - Jensen promoting Jared. Jared: Ackles warmed him up for me...so tune in guys, we’re gonna have some fun. Jensen: Yeah, it’ll be a big night. We’re very excited about it. 

What memory would Sam and Dean stick to if they died (like Bobby with his memory of the boys)? Jared mentions the flashbacks in Swan Song and the “I’m proud of us” moment. Jensen says a collection of good moments (bros reuniting, stuff with John, Mary, Bobby, Cas) but also those moments of killing big bads. 

What story would you extend/elaborate on? Jared says Demon!Dean and Soulless!Sam. Jensen: Dean in Purgatory. 

Fan mentions her Russian blue cat named Winchester. Jensen: It’s a blue cat from Russia. That’s all you need to know. 

Boys go off on accents and jokes. At one point, Jared says: “If there was a place in Toronto that served Vladimir Poutine I would totally go and take Winchester with me.” Jensen and the audience crack up. Jensen: That dude’s got a blue cat. And he’s eating poutine. 

Who would you vote as the most ditchable prom date of the cast? Jensen: Cas. Jared: Story-wise, probably Sam. This is gonna sound the wrong way, but, Sam probably should’ve ditched Ruby. Jared got the better end of the deal lol. 

Young fan says her name is Lilith. J2 very quickly back up and Jared knocks over his chair lol. She asks their favorite monster. Jared: I’m gonna say Lilith. Jensen: Me too, because if they’re all as cute as you, they’re my favorite. She says her fav monster is a ghost. J2 tell her that if she ever meets one, she should call her friends Sam and Dean. 

Fav childhood memory? Jensen: Very happy childhood, lots of good memories. For his fourth birthday he got to ride a horse for the first time. Wore his cowboy vest. Jared: He still has it. 

Jared: Now I feel weird about my answer! Broke his arm when he was seven and was in the hospital for a week, got spoiled in the hospital, getting candy, baseball cards...At the time, there was a rare card available where a player had written bad words on the bottom of his bat and the card company only realized it appeared in the image halfway through printing, so everyone was searching for the rare versions that had been printed. Jared’s dad would bring him a pack of baseball cards every day. 

If you could create an episode, what would it be. Jared: The world’s most boring episode. The boys doing their laundry. Wants to see Sam and Dean doing behind the scenes stuff. 

Jensen talks about a movie “Sliding Doors.” One choice that creates two split timelines and following both. Thinks that would be cool.

Advice for Sam and Dean in s13: Jensen: Knowing what I know, I would tell Dean not to jump to conclusions...talk amongst yourselves! Jared laughs. 

 Jared is trying so hard not to spoil anything: “I would say...not to get too attached. TALK AMONGST YOURSELVES.” 

Jared is doing accents. Jensen: Keep going you’re killing it. 

Fav part about working together? Jared: Days off. Jensen: Then we’re not working together. Both: TALK AMONGST YOURSELVES lmao. 

Jensen: There are a lot of things, but one of the best is that we laugh so much. In case you couldn’t tell. 

Jared talks about how it doesn’t feel like work, especially with the Sam and Dean scenes. 

J2 have spiraled into Coffee Talk impressions.

Any spoilers? Jensen: Prepare yourselves...for some interesting characters this season. Jared laughs and pretends to be shocked: I can’t believe you said that! Jared: New characters and you’ll see some fan favorites come back. 

If Sam and Dean could bring back one character? Crowd starts shouting names. Jensen: Did someone just say Jon Snow?  

Jensen: Would love to bring back Azazel...so I could kill him again. 

Jared chose Charlie, because she brings out a different side of the boys. Jensen adds Benny to the list, Jared also mentions Sully. 

Fan: Do you think Ruby will come back, mentions wanting Danneel on the show. Jared jokes that he would have to watch the kids and do the real work. Gen was able to come back for French Mistake but not sure if she’d be able to now. Jared agrees that he wants to see Danneel on the show, too. Jensen: She’s rockin’ three kids, too!

Jensen says that those decisions aren’t up to him. Says if they were the show would have been canceled a long time ago. Jared jokes about how if it was up to J2 they would just cast all of their friends. “Who’s that guy?”

Jared: What character would Danneel play? Audience shouts, Baby! Jensen: That could complicate things. Boys want to make a dirty joke but they cut themselves off lol. 

Someone in the audience is yelling out Garth. Boys can’t understand what they’re saying. Bunch of fans start yelling Garth, boys finally get it. Jared laughs and says it reminds him of Finding Nemo when the seagulls are saying “mine, mine, mine” over and over. He looked into the crowd and just saw a bunch of people going, “Garth, Garth, Garth” lmao. 

Jensen: If Danneel came on the show would you want her to be good or bad? Fan: Good. Jensen: But she plays bad so well. Jared nods. Jensen nods, goes to make a comment and cuts himself off lol. 

Fan: How does it feel to have fans like this? Jensen talks about how it took him awhile to really get it. Used to be more in his shell. Now he says it’s fuel for him seeing this kind of devotion. 

Jared is amazed at a fan’s incredible SPN body art. Boys are complimenting her on the amazing body art. 

Jared says don’t ever think that they think we’re “weird” for being too dedicated to the show. Because they are just as weird as us. Jared: If you’re crazy for spending 24 hours (on fan’s body art) then we’re crazy for spending 13 years. 

Fan: Was there a real Trickster, or was the lore about Gabriel? Jared thinks there was no Trickster, that it was just Gabriel hiding. 

Jared pronounced gif like jif. Jensen does not approve. Apologizes on his behalf for being silly lol. 

Any sport/activity you’ve always wanted to try? Jared mentions cricket, stunt driving courses...Jensen: Stunt driving is not a sport. Jared also mentions motocross. Doesn’t want to get himself hurt. Jensen: Kite surfing. Jensen says it needs to be a place without sharks. Fans: Great Lakes! Jensen: I don’t believe that. They’re in there. Just deep.

Funniest moment to film? Jensen: There are moments on a daily basis that make it impossible to film because they’re laughing. They mention the Chupacabra bit. 

Apparently Alex (who plays Jack) is like Misha 2.0 in terms of the boys messing with him lol :P J2M messed with Alex so bad the director, Nina Lopez-Corrado, actually kicked them off set. 

Jensen once told Jared to not speak in a scene so he didn’t mess around. Jared didn’t say a word and Jensen did his lines alone lol. 

Jensen says Jared can never get through telling a whole joke without busting out laughing before the punchline :P

Jared tries to make Jensen break during a scene, makes himself laugh and ruins the take even if Jensen is fine. 

Fan proposes Dark Angel crossover. Jensen thinks it would be neat, would want to recruit X5s to be on their side. 

If you had to live out a season of the show for a year, which season. Jared: Six, maybe?? At least I didn’t care, I was soulless. Also says season 9, maybe 10? Jensen: Season 4. Jared: What’d you do in four? Jensen: Nothing, that’s why I said four. 

Jensen is playing the keyboard for the last question. 

The fan is very flustered, it’s her first convention. Jared is comforting her. Jensen has been playing dramatic piano music all throughout the poor fan trying to get our the last question lol. The entire room is laughing and Jensen has not broken. The girl is overwhelmed and when Jared cuddles her to comfort her she pulled him into a hug aww lol. 

Question is about Adam’s whereabouts. She was a big fan of Adam’s and read a fan theory that maybe he got out of the cage. Jared: Now, to the cool stylings of Jensen Ackles...I think he’s in the cage. Fan joking around: Our half-brother’s in hell, let’s forget about him. Jared: Ehhh, yeah, it’s kinda true. But we do love Jake. 

Jared asks for Jensen’s opinion. Jensen, still playing: oooohh, yeaaaaahhhh.

Jensen snuck in a lower-back grab/pat on Jared as they headed offstage :)

Boys say thanks to the fans before taking off. 

Info via: Fangasm, Ally, Lysa, Tricia,  Sil’s livetweet list

[ridleycraft]

posting this 4 the shitpost fic im making

tw: blood, violence, death, murder, mayb emeto (itz all written n it iznt 2 graphic but just trying 2 b careful)

ok so one day i decided to go online and look for websites that i could use to watch avatar the last airbender and shit since i couldnt pay for a netflix subscription because im poor as fuck. then i saw it...freeepicnaenaecartoons.com. i clicked on it and looked up avatar the last airbender and click the download button. i know i couldve just downloaded a fuckin virus onto my compiter but who even gives a shit anymore. anyway when it was done i went to my files and all of the episodes were there. i spent hours just watching the episodes because my life is sad and i have nothing else to do with it.

thats when i saw an episode i had never seen before. book 0: blood chapther 0: azula.mp4. ok first of all what the fuck. there is no book 0: blood that exists. this had to be a fuckin fan thing that got mixed in with the rest of the episodes. and what the fuck kind of name is azula.mp4. i clucked on it because fuck it. and that decison would be the one that iw ould regret for the rest of my life……...

it started without the intro and just a title card there that said the episodes title. that was weird i thought because usually it starts with katara explaining shit. anyway then it cut to a blank white screen and then static for 167 hours which i skipped over because what the fuck. then it cut to something but there was no color like it was the fuckin 1960s or something. that was only for a few seconds though because then the color was back but it was red tinted it was aang katara sokka toph zuko and suki riding on appa and azula was there for some reason but she looked weird. at first i thought someone might have adapted the search into an episode but then i remember that toph and suki werent in the search. that was weird as shit.

anyway then appa started flying down for some reason. “guys i sense something odd like a spirit or something.” anng said. “well there arent any spirits here so i think youre just seeing things like azula” someone said i couldnt tell because the quality was shitty. “BITCH YOU SBLEISMT PIECE FO SHIT YOU CANT MAKE THAT COMPARISON!!!!!!!” azula screamed angrily and then shy jumped off of appa. at first i was shocked at her language cecause avatar was a kids show so they couldnt curse so but then i remember that it was a fan thing.

“AZULA NO HE DIDENT MEAN WHAT HE SAID” zuko yelled. then it cut to azula falling but suddenly a blood red wisp came out of her and she landed on her feet safely. she looked confused and then the wisp came in from of her for a few seconds and then zoomed away. what the fuck was a whatching. this was so weird and the wisp that cam out of azula had a bad energy to it. 

anyway then it cut to everyone else landing on the ground on appa and ten getting off of him. “we need to find azula as soon as possible shes too dangerous on her own.” suki said which i agreed with because yeaaaaahhhh. they searched for her together for a bit and then katara suggested that they split up so they did. aang and katara were together suki and sokka were too and then toph and zuko were together as well. 

it cut to aang and katara walking together and looking for azula. they got all lovey dovey for a second because theyre in love and shit i guess. then aang stood still to the point where it was creepy. “i feel the presense again we might have to split up so i can see whats going on.” aang said and katara nodded. aang walked away and like a minute later he heard a scream. he ran over and i couldnt believe what i saw.,.....

KATARA. WAS. DEAD.

WHAT THE FUCK WHY WOULD SOMEONE MAKE THIS IT WAS SO GORY AND HORRIFIC AND THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!!!!! katara had stab wounds but also burns which was so weird. aang then screamed and cried which made me cry. then it cut to suki and sokka. they heard aang crying and suki suggested that they go over there and see what the fuck happened. they started running ober there but then the blood red wisp appeared again. it then morphed into azula but she was different. she was black and white like from the begining of the episode. her eyes where pitch black except for two tiny white pupils in the center. she had a knife which was on fire but the fire wasnt blue it was dark red like blood. it was so creepy i ddint know what was going on.

“...azula? what in the...” sokka siad. tohse were my exact thoughts. she held out the knife and then said something in backwards japanese. luckily and suspiciously conveniently i know backwards japanese so i was able to translate it. the words were haunting....my heart sunk and i almost screamed so loud it woke up the whole neighborhood....why would someoe make something like this???? this shit was fucked up

...she said “lol fucker die”

then she stabbed them both and also burned them and there was a hyperrealistic blood and gre everywhere. what the fuck. thatnk god this is a fan thing because if this was on hte air kids everywhere would be traumatized. it was so realistic like hyperrealistic. like it was real blood and guts. and then i knew that sokka and suki were DEAD...the weird azula thing laughed in a demonic way that i will not elaborate on because its just too scary. then she turned back into a wisp and sped away. most fucked up shit i ever fuckin seen in my life. not even that pain olympics video i saw once could top this shit.

now the only people alive other than azula were zuko toph and aang. it cut to zuko and toph walking. they stumbled upon suki and sokkas dead bodies which horrified zuko. it didnt sink in for toph at first because she couldnt tell who they were because she was blind but then she realised it was suki and sokka and she screamed. then aang appeared in the distance. he was in the avatar state and he was doing crazy bending shit it was so cool. then the dreaded wisp came back and turned into the fucked up azula thing. then it summoned a huge blood red fire ball and killed aang while he was in the avatar state!!!!!! shit really did come around i guess (get it because azula killed aang in the avatar state once in the season two finale and now this fucked up azula thing just killed aang in the avatar state) anyway it was terrifying

“OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK???? WHAT IS THATt” zuko yelled. the azula thingy came onto the ground and said in backwards japanese with a demented smile “i am azuxa and you will bow down to me peasant asswholes or die.” she took out her flaming knife and the two flinched. then they bowed down to her. “i dont fuckin want to do this but it feels like my boduy is being conyroled what the fuck” toph said. “same with me” zuko said

“this is getting to boring im gonna kill you bitches now lol” azuxa said in backwards japanese evilly. then she killed them both and their deaths were just as gory as the other ones. i almost vomited that time it was so fuckin gross and yes i am aware that this is a fan thing but how the fuck is this gonna be interesting if im not scared.

then it finally cut to azula. she was unconscious for some reason. then a blood red wisp came to her and turned into azuxa. then azula woke up and gasped when she saw azuxa. “i thougt i got rid of you!!!!!!!!1” azula said. “well turns out you didnt but hey its all okay i killed them all for you you dont have to be scared or angry because everythings alright azula. i did everything for you to make you happy.” azuxa said in backwards japanese. “what??? holy shit what” azula said. “yeah its true! theyre dead and i killed them for you” azuxa said in backwards japanese. “no i fucking hate you die????” azula said.

then azuxa finally said something in english, and it was haunting…”FINE I WAS STRAIGHT ANYWAY!!!!”

then azuxa blew up the world and then hersef. then the episode ended there. there werent even credits. i closed the tab imedately and just sat there for a few seconds anbd cried. what the fuck was that was so scary i couldnt believe it. and then i looked behind me and azuxa was there and she killed me and im burning in hell oh go d please help me it burns it BURNS UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUASDFHGJFREKWKDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDHELLO I AM AZUXA I HAS TOKE OVER THE COMPUTER YOUR NEXT AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *VIGOROUS STABBING NOISES* lol u ded

[lesbrarians]

lacertae-dreamscape replied to your post “So ages ago I saw a post that was something to the effect of like,...”

i only watched one, meet the robinsons (unless i read about the santa clause and i know it, but by title alone im not sure)

I only just saw this! But omg you should watch all of them -- The Santa Clause is my family’s holiday movie, I’ve seen it literally every year for the last 21 years. I can recite it all by heart. I love it so much bc like, for a movie where Tim Allen becomes Santa Clause, it’s so like.... realistic?? Like, divorced father trying and failing to have a nice Christmas for his son, tensions between him and his ex-wife’s new husband being a better parent then he is, everyone criticizing him for letting himself go when he starts gaining weight when he becomes Santa and telling him to get help, him not believing it himself (”I see it, but I don’t believe it” “You’re missing the point. Seeing isn’t believing. Believing is seeing. Kids don’t have to see this place to know that it’s here. They just... know.” and then his whole conversation w his doctor, trying to find explanations for why he’s gaining so much weight and rapidly growing facial hair and going grey and having mood swings), then losing visitation rights bc people are concerned about him having delusions and the effect it’s having on the child... like idk, it’s hard to explain, it’s just a very. True to life portrayal of how relationships work and how people would react to this kind of thing happening in the real world.

And Fievel (An American Tail, I always just called it Fievel bc that’s the main character’s name) is just. The best. I sob disgustingly every time he reunites w his family at the end. Like actual tears. If you’ve ever watched Brooklyn 99, I lost all my shit at the whole “Papa!” “Fievel! part of the Pontiac Bandit oh my god. Also “Somewhere Out There” still makes me very emotional bye.  I was tiny when I saw this for the first time, and I think I have a vague memory of me asking my mom to sing me that song at bedtime?? I was small. Oh and I also memorized the song in French when I was in high school.  

And The Breakfast Club is the best movie to ever come out of the 80s ever. The scene where they all talk about why they’re there is so good, and so goddamn relatable, it kills me. And it was unscripted! Also I know “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” gets like spoofed all the time but god fucking dammit, I love that song and am like YEAAAAAHHHH BOI every time at the end. 

And I hate bugs but James the Giant Peach actually makes me like them. A core cast of bugs anyway. I had a crush on Ms. Spider and wanted to be Mr. Centipede. The soundtrack is so damn good. And it’s an incredibly uplifting story and I seriously find the stop motion animation so charming, it’s such a contrast to the live action world but it works. This is a movie that I used to watch all the time at my grandma’s house when I was a kid. I love it. 

And you’ve already seen Meet the Robinsons, but god that movie. Also cry at the end of that movie too. I saw it in theaters w my friends in high school, and my best friend’s nickname became Goob, like I still think of her as Goob even tho we no longer talk, and we’d be like “hey Goob, nice binder!” every time we passed each other in the halls. I have a little stuffed T-Rex with a bowler hat that I think I got when we all went to the Disney Store together. It just like became a huge part of my life in terms of like casual references and shit. And I quietly fandomed for it, nothing major, just browsed an LJ community for it and stuff. But to this day, it still means so much to, and the whole like “nothing is impossible” message is so inspiring and the ending still makes me emotional no matter how many times I see it 

[thatawokenbino]

The Fool reversed cautions you about potentially being taken advantage of or entering into a deal where you do not fully understand the consequences of your decisions

…..If im wrong, let me know. If you have something to add, let me know!

Also something to add, You remember that picture of Furuta and Kaneki where Furuta was upright and Kaneki was reversed? Yeaaaaahhhh…… This actually scares me…. Do you think it can be changed?

They both follow the Fool's journey.

1.) The date with Rize (Resulted in his life changing event) 2.) Him and Touka having sex (The outcome of the pregnancy) 3.) burning that letter that he didn’t read, that Mutsuki gave to him. (The outcome of Yoriko and Touka due to Kaneki “not fully understanding the consequences of this action" 4.) choosing not to kill humans (resulting in his health right now and the potential health of others)

Why can’t Kaneki just be fine for once? This dude has to save himself, from himself.

[toucansafari]

Highlights of my first D&D game

I am the DM, I was really nervous and prepared my material properly, trying to predict what my friends would do, going by the way they play rpg games. Oh boy, I was SO not prepared for what actually happened :|

1. There are 2 horses on the ground in a clearing, arrows sticking out from them. 

What I expected- “This might be an ambush, let’s send our rogue to scout a little.” or “let’s approach cautiously”

What happened- “HOLY SHIT, horse meat for dinner, fuck yeaaaaahhhh”, “i hope those arrows are alright, i need some to add to my (untouched) quiver.” “SCORCH THEM!!!”

They had the wizard use Burning Hands on the horse so they could eat the meat. The goblins ambushed them pretty easily.

2. Your rogue finds a trail that leads into the woods. (at this point they went Naah, let’s go to the village and not follow this, but I had not read through what happens at the village because I fully expected them to follow the trail so-) You see some broken arrows along the trail that look like the ones the goblins use..

What I expected- “Let’s ask this goblin where it leads to” AND/OR “let’s loot the goblin corpses” AND/OR “ok, this might be important, let’s follow this trail”

What happened- “Guys do you want to eat the goblin too?” “Can we take some horsemeat with us?” “I still think we should go to the village” “LET”S SCORCH THE GOBLIN”

My group decided to torture and kill the goblin. During the torture, I had the goblin give out the info. Note- they didn’t actually ask the goblin for info, just wanted to torture him for fun :|

3. The goblin lieutenant holds the human warrior as a hostage, he asks you to parlay with him or the human dies. 

What I expected- “Ok, let’s parlay and betray him later”, “Let 2 people kill the goblin while one tries to do a saving throw to help the human”

What happened- “Who gives a shit about both of you?” “SCORCH HIM” “yeah, let’s kill the goblin, who cares about the human?”

DM(me, trying desperately to give hints that the human is an important npc and will give valuable info if saved) - The human mumbles something and you hear the name Gundren (the dwarf who is the party’s friend and who has gone missing and according to the tortured goblin earlier, he’s captured by the goblins but kept elsewhere.)

My friends- “Just burn both of them” *shrug*

The important npc died :|

The session ended there and I was thrown off many times during the game, I had to bluff and bullshit my way through. Also, my understand of combat was not vey clear so things got muddled up and the party remained undamaged :/

I think @cigaretteink @lesbianbastion @wonderlandcrows and @shirals would like to read this.

[fanficsandfluff]

"Your brother is going to kill me." Lestrade and ticklish!sherlock's sister? :)) wow, can't believe how many of these you're doing! You're like superwoman 😂 But yeah, I hope you know you're making a hell of a lot of people happy with these :3

Yeaaaaahhhh I’m starting to go insane with all of these XD but a full inbox makes me paranoid so I feel like I have to keep cranking these out. But I have been rejecting ones I know I won’t want to write, so that’s freeing me up and making me feel better. Thanks for the appreciation, anon!

“Your brother is going to kill me…”

“What’d you do now, Greg?” you asked with a small smile, not wanting to look too happy if he was concerned about something. 

“Well…. long story. I didn’t get back to him about intel my team has collected that Sherlock needed by…. yesterday…”

You chortled, “Wehell… he’s honestly probably figured it out by now. That’s why he’s out while I’m with you.”

Lestrade groaned and rubbed his hands over his face, “You’re right…. he’s… well, he isn’t going to be happy with me.”

“Noho. Calm down, Greg. Everything will work itself out. He’s still your friend.”

Greg walked over to the couch you were on and sat down, sighing. 

“Relax,” you chuckled, rubbing his shoulder.

Greg looked over at you and smiled softly, “Thank you, Y/N. You’re much nicer than your brother. Either of them.”

You giggled, “I tryhyhy. I like being the opposite Holmes. Can’t stay sane if you conform to their lifestyle.”

Greg chuckled, “I uhunderstand.”

Alright I dunno where to go with this lmao. I’m done. No more Lestrade requests, please?