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watchingspnagain · 8 months ago

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Rewatching Good God, Y'All

Welcome to “But Does One Simply Drive an Impala into Mordor?: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!

Up today, s5e2: Good God, Y’All.

The boys are worried about Bobby, who has lost the use of his legs and won’t speak. Dean shows off an x-ray of their very pretty carved ribs just before Cas calls Sam to find out where they are because, oh right, the pretty ribs mean they’re hidden from *all* angels, even pocket angel. Cas reveals that he’s cut off from Heaven and thus can’t heal Bobby (who has something to say about that—yay! He’s talking!) because then they couldn’t save healing him for some more dramatic time later on. Cas wants Dean’s samulet because it supposedly glows hot in the presence of orcs God. Dean doesn’t want to give it up, but Cas Dom-Voices him into it. Rufus calls Bobby for help in a town overrun by demons. The boys go to check it out, running into Ellen and Jo, who are hunting together now. Seems like everyone in this town thinks everyone else is a demon. Turns out no one is. The first of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, War, has arrived, and he’s making different groups of townsfolk think the other groups are possessed. Sam and Dean each figure this out independently because they are both smarties. They cut War’s ring from his finger, vanquishing him and gaining a piece of jewelry that, huh, seems like maybe it might be important later. At the end of the episode, Dean confesses that he's not sure he can trust Sam anymore, and they decide to go their separate ways. Uh-huh.

Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.

[and we begin:]

Mace:

oh, you’re a sword, DeanDean, don’t fight it

Lor:

LOLOLOLOL

Lor:

oh good. Jo.

Mace:

UGH

Mace:

BACK RUB

Mace:

I bet Dean gives extremely good back rubs

Lor:

LOL

Lor:

RIGHT?

Lor:

they're xrays, Sam. says that right there

Mace:

god, even their flipping ribs are pretty now

Mace:

HAHAHAHAHA OMG

Lor:

RIGHT?

Lor:

OMG LOOKIT HIM STRIDING

Mace:

omg is this the scene where Misha falls to the floor to disappear?

Mace:

YES

Lor:

I think it is!

Lor:

"Say again."

Mace:

remind me what’s wrong with Bobby?

Mace:

“I heard that” HAHAHA

Lor:

he's paralyzed from the waist down but I kinda forget why already? (Ed: We remembered eventually.)

Mace:

cripes, Cas is extra gorgeous here

Lor:

LOL

Mace:

HAHAHA

Lor:

oh Cas, oh honey, you're so earnest, baby

Mace:

HE’S NOT ON ANY FLATBREAD

Mace:

HAHAHAHA

Lor:

"no he's not on any flatbread"

Lor:

HAHAHA

Lor:

CHUCKLES

Mace:

“literally at the end of days” oh Dean, you’ve got, like 10 years left at least

Mace:

YES

Lor:

I love that Dean is SO anti-God all through but later when he actually meets him and confirms that he does not in fact care, it wrecks him so much

Lor:

LOL

Mace:

YEP

Mace:

get a little closer there, Cas

Lor:

RIGHT?

Lor:

he's SO STERN i cannot

Mace:

YES

Lor:

OMG that LOOK when he turns to Dean

Mace:

YES

Mace:

“NO”… “alright I guess”

Mace:

that didn’t take long

Lor:

"may I borrow it?" "NO" *VOICE* "Dean, give it to me" *dean does*

DOM VOICE

Mace:

that’s not exactly how you play hard to get Dean

Lor:

LOLOLOLOL

Mace:

“now I feel naked” “I’ll be in touch” NICE

Lor:

"now I feel naked" haaaahahahahahah

Lor:

"tell him to send legs" HAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

Mace:

HAHAHA

Lor:

I refuse to believe that they did not know what they were doing with Dean and Cas right from the start

Mace:

meh, I think the writers are mostly idiots, to be honest, and stumbled onto the good stuff. the rest is all on Jensen, Jared, and Cas as amazing actors

Lor:

lolololol I love the establishing shot: snowy mountains, must be Colorado, right?

Lor:

I MEANT Jensen and Cas

Lor:

omg DUDE we BOTH called Misha Cas haaaaahahahahaha

Mace:

oh AHA! well yes then

Mace:

OMG HAHAHAHAHA

Lor:

omg the tone of the music with the destruction

Mace:

quality soundtrack choice

Lor:

omg I LOVE when music goes from undiegetic to diegetic

Mace:

YES

Mace:

“hello boys” NOT YOUR LINE, ELLEN

Lor:

RIGHT?

Lor:

ALSO HOW ABOUT A HUG

Lor:

okay there it is. jeez

Mace:

HAHAHHA

Lor:

hahahaha the slap

Mace:

I don’t like her, but I do like that she calls Dean “kid"

Mace:

YES

Lor:

and the "yes, ma'am"

Mace:

YES

Lor:

agreed. I always love it when someone treats him like they love him, especially WHILE they are tearing him a new one, but Ellen as a character? meh

Mace:

exactly

Mace:

just because she’s a pregnant woman, Dean, doesn’t mean she can’t handle herself. Jesus.

Lor:

RIGHT?

Lor:

although I do suspect that THAT pregnant woman might not be able to

Mace:

well sure but I’m trying to make a point here, Lor

Lor:

I DO apologize. *drags over a box for you*

Lor:

that canned soup probably has enough salt in it to be useful

Mace:

*checks to see if box has cookies in it before realizing it’s full of soap*

Mace:

HAAAAAHAHAHAHA

Lor:

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Lor:

*hands you another, smaller, box, this one WITH cookies*

Mace:

YAS

Mace:

*munches*

Mace:

Sammy, no. Don’t lick that.

Lor:

look, in GENERAL, Sammy, don't like knives

Lor:

*lick. dammit

Lor:

like them all you want

Mace:

SNORK

Mace:

WHY is it that every pregnant character on the screen is constantly holding her belly. NO ONE ACTUALLY DOES THAT

Lor:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Lor:

ooooof, Dean

Lor:

I feel like if I had ever been pregnant, I would have used the shelf as a good place to rest the snacks

Mace:

YEP

Mace:

been there

Lor:

I mean, the boobies work, surely the baby bump would too

Mace:

works pretty good until the kicking starts

Lor:

LOL

Lor:

now I'm picturing chips just like flying out of the bowl

Mace:

SNORK

Mace:

ope, fret boys

Mace:

not really any of your business, Ellen

Lor:

okay, so Sam is incredibly hot when he gets angry and shoves people and Dean is incredibly hot shoved up against a wall. it's fine. I'm fine

Mace:

HAHAHAHA RIGHT?!

Lor:

also SOME GIRL? Have you met them? They never like the same girls

Lor:

and girls are always about one of them or the other

Mace:

right?! she’s a dummy

Lor:

WATCH THE SHOW ELLEN

Mace:

HAHAHAHA

Lor:

YAY RUFUS

Mace:

YES

Lor:

oh Dean

Mace:

right?

Lor:

"random's good"

Mace:

YES

Lor:

"this isn't x-files, pal"

Mace:

Ellen really should be a great character. strong woman and all, but she just… sucks. and I can’t really figure out what it is about her that doesn’t work

Mace:

Lor:

right? she should be great but she's just kind of annoying

Mace:

is it the actor? the writing? maybe a little of both

Lor:

lol the poor pastor

Lor:

yeah, probably a bit of both

Mace:

HAHAHA YEP

Mace:

War is excellent, on the other hand

Lor:

YES

Mace:

War’s a daddy and I’m okay with that

Lor:

RIGHT?

Mace:

“that’s adorable” HA

Lor:

LOL

Mace:

Oh Sammy, don’t listen to him

Mace:

look at those puppy eyes

Lor:

RIGHT?!

Mace:

army dude is also a cutie

Lor:

he really is

Mace:

“genius” I love it

Lor:

YES

Mace:

Rufus is master-level snark

Lor:

"stop firing usually means stop firing" I LOVE HIM

Lor:

YES

Lor:

Frodo of the niiiiiine fingers

Mace:

War calling them kiddos to parallel Ellen

Mace:

HAHAHAHAHA

Lor:

YEP

Mace:

omg Dean’s LotR reference!

Mace:

You two

Lor:

"so pit stop at mount doom" DEEEAN

Lor:

YAAAAAAS

Mace:

Oh Sammy, I love you just the way you are

Lor:

well of course

Lor:

omg Dean's squinty face before he agrees

Mace:

UGH THESE TWO

Lor:

and his freeeeckles

Mace:

you KNOW you don’t want to be apart, boys. just STOP

Lor:

RIGHT?

Lor:

maybe someone should knock their heads together

Lor:

OMG offering Sam Baby

Mace:

THEY TOTALLY SHOULD

Mace:

YES

Lor:

"you too, Sammy" OMG BOYS STOOOOOP

Mace:

FRUSTRATION NOISES

Lor:

LOL YES

#watchingspnagain #watchingspnagain 5x02 #spn #supernatural #spn meta #spn spoiler #spn 5x02 #watchingspnagain fraught #watchingspnagain handwaving #watchingspnagain music #watchingspnagain treatment of female characters

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takami-takami · 1 year ago

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I just remembered this time me and my friend talked about how the C.ai characters are always nibbling the users neck and how they should be given a chew toys instead. So we did and this is so stupid but funny to me so I'm going to show them because puppy dog Hawks confirmed lmaoo (and potentially embarrass myself too but anyways 🙏)

(also I guess I accidentally revealed to be catnon from my last ask 😭✋️ so heyy yay I'm just going to put the anon under this one too~💕💖🐱)

~🐈

"You're the one that got me a dog chew toy instead of a bird chew toy. Now I'm embarassing you? 🙄" HAHAHAHAHA

PUPPYDOG HAWKS IS REAL is it weird that this is adorable to me.

Dogboy!Hawks.... Dogboy!Hawks.......

OMG YOU'RE CATNON??? HI HI HI!!!! Your asks are so sweet and kind.

#🐈 anon #💌 asks

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pitbullwithaship · 9 months ago

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DOCTOR WHO LIVEBLOG S5 EP4

Y'all I miss David Tennant. Like Matt Smith is already great but I'm allowed to miss my current hyperfixation actor okay. Okay. But anyWHO I get to watch so much more Doctor Who even without him yay!

Pretty ambient sounds

Hello dude in the middle of a field with a kiss mark on his face

Oh hello who's here

Is this lady pretty I hope she is she gives pretty vibes

I love museums too Doctor

He's having a lot of fun saying it's all wrong lol

Ooh Home Box

Ooh old high gallifreyan on the Home Box cool mysterious

HELLO SWEETIE

OMG ITS RIVER HELLO RIVER I KNEW THE LADY WAS PRETTY

She's amazing

But also she would be dead Tardis or not that is basically instant death right there

InstaDeath, available now lol

Teaches him about his own ship

Blue Boringers!!

Yknow the "kheee hooo kheee hooo" noise

Aww Amy is hilarious and adorable

Hahahahaha

I love Amy

WEEPING ANGELS HELLO

Know I don't like to say they're asking for it but hey are asking for it

I love Amy lol

It's a DnD campaign that's why

Yknow I should put those pictures on my desktop I've heard people done that

Smells a book

Yeah I should totally make those my desktop wallpaper

I still maintain they would be less creepy if they had pupils

This is so fun

Aw smart Amy!! That was brilliant!

Okay what's in her eye y'all what's gonna happen

That's a lot of statues ugh

Oh is she in prison right now? That's not nice

It keeps being brought up what is in her eye!

IM SORRY THAT WAS GREY WEIRD SAND STUFF

She is good lol

Okay I'm guessing since we're following these soldiers so much they are gonna end up dying

Oof jump scare

Oof another jump scare

Do it scared and all that

Okay so those soldiers are dead then good to know my inferencing skills are strong as ever

Oh shit why don't the statues have two heads

This is scary

Oh shit can they like turn people into weeping angels too or something cuz why do they not have robes and stuff

Okay how is the dead person talking and telling Bob to see something that's creepy

Okay we know Bob's name so maybe he will die too he better not

Okay spoke too soon

Okay so they don't look like angels because they are dying

He doesn't sound scared how is he talking if he's dead

Oh dear

Dude stop guilt tripping the Doctor

Angel Bob lol

I KNEW THEY COULD TURN PEOPLE INTO ANGELS AMYS TURNING TO STONE I DO HAVE A BRAIN

Placebo affect

HEY SHES NOT STONE MAYBE I DONT HAVE A BRAIN

Jump!

OH MY GOD WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE A CLIFFHANGER

#doctor who #liveblogging #11th doctor #matt smith #amy pond #river song #s5 ep4

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fizzingwizard · 10 months ago

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Well, I bought ad-free Tumblr.

I did it because I realized what I would prefer, if I could have my way (aside from just no one needing to pay for anything at all ever hahahahaha), then we'd all pay to subscribe to tumblr and it just wouldn't be free. It'd be like $1.99 per month and all of us would pay it and have no ads and be happy and whee.

Now that's not my serious opinion. I know, for one, what happens when you stick things behind a paywall. Tumblr might not be a scientific journal or reputable news source (lol) but a paywall still divides, still excludes, and that's antithetical to the entire experience of the Internet. And then, there would still be all the other social media sites that have ads and don't make you pay out of pocket, which would sail on with everyone who can't afford or doesn't want to afford tumblr.

Everyone paying a nice, neat, cheap monthly fee or discount annual fee and getting along together is what would work best for me, but it's not realistic for everyone. But, since I'm willing to do it, I thought, why haven't I? And I'll tell you why: Because idk about the rest of you, but much of tumblr really doesn't work that well for me. I have issues with posting, especially with paragraph breaks and trying to move bits of text around. I don't like that posts I reblogged in the past are hidden forever behind "Flagged for mature content" warnings and it's like. A picture of a cat. Not to mention broken music links and videos (which I guess aren't tumblr's fault, just makes me sad). I don't like how pictures seem to always end up sized differently and you have to open it just the right way to see it how you want. Not to mention a bunch of features tumblr used to have that I loved have gone away or been massively de-emphasized: support for music players on blogs, for example. (Yes I still have one but it's a pain the neck.) Polls are nice but I miss that. I also miss convenient free themes - they're still there of course! But finding one that has everything I want (no endless scrolling, clear navigation, visible icon and description, music player, etc) is also a pain and I just end up reusing the same old one I've been using since I joined and recoloring it lol.

So I'd be happier about paying for tumblr if the experience were just a touch cleaner, faster. Oh, and not forgetting about PC users xP I know lots of people use their phone, I do too, it's convenient - but PC is just easier. Well, maybe for teens who can type on their phones at 50 mph it's no big deal. But I love love love my keyboard.

But anyway I paid it so I get a year without ads. Honestly I thought about it and $40 a year is what, ten cents a day? I really don't mind that. I wasn't really bothered by ads anymore since they've been scaled back, but now I can be bothered by them even less, so yay. OTOH, it looks like the subscription auto-renews, which I HATE. If so, I hope they send a warning email a few days before.

Oh and you know what else helped. I did a few youtube searches recently, and wanted to tear out my own hair over how frustrating it was. I just want a list of videos that relate to the subject of my search, not interspersed between "things I've seen before," "random shorts," "things that are similar," "things totally different that Youtube wants to show me anyway." And same thing on Google, Amazon, anywhere. I'm just so sick of it. So I'll fucking pay for fucking tumblr x'D Just work and not be annoying alright!!

I find it amusing that the moment I paid, I got a pop-up asking me to pay more to give ad-free to someone else. I might be more amenable when my pocketbook isn't smarting anymore 9_9

But this was funniest of all:

OK, I can't imagine ever doing it, but I suppose there's someone out there who thinks highly enough of the stuff that gets blazed to decide they want to continue seeing it even after spending $40 x'D But who is paying the fee and choosing show all ads? Please, is there anyone? I want to see a cryptid for myself.

#tumblr

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quintenrosenburgwrites · 1 year ago

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EEE IT WAS GREAT!!! I LOVED READING IT!!! I CANT WAIT TO MEET THE REST OF THE FAZBEAR GANG AND LEARN MORE ABOUT OLI!! IM SO INTRIGUED!

Questions and thoughts I had while reading!:

Do all humans have magic? Or is it just Oliver? Or I know Vanessa changed the badge back but was that a mechanism in the badge itself?

How long was Oliver following crypteds for before he joined fazbear?

NOOOO POOR CHICA 😭. GOOD ON OLIVER FOR AT LEASE GIVING HER A LITTLE BREAK.

Oof. Oli’s speed running getting fired the way they talk back. Maybe subtlety is what’s needed here?

Oooo hopefully Henery called Vanny back in to fire those scientists >:( at least Chica wasn’t re restrained? progress???

:O URPLE GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BIGGER GASP. HELPY!!!!!

Oooo Potential menacing wall of helpys. There is no end, submit to the help /silly

FRICK UEAH VANNEY GOT SUSPENDED

An apology? From Henery?? Doubt >:|

Hehehe Oliver’s getting so much walking done today. Five bucks says they get lost again

Booo urple guy ruined my bet. He’s the janitor? Does. …does he work the Night Shift?

HAHAHAHAHA MICKEY D’S IS A GREAT NICKNAME. PFFTT MIKE WAZOWSKI

BWAHAHAHA OLIVERS NICKNAMING SKILLS ARW MY FAVORITE. HANKLES XDDDD

Huh hankles actually feels bad? Guess it’s a good thing Oli joined! otherwise he wouldn’t have known!

Oli. Oliver no don’t Talk to your boss like that /concern. Hehehe the person they hit with paper turns out to be William /silly

EGGS BENEDICT

Yay Chica gets food!!!

:DDD I'm glad you liked it! I'll try and answer all of your questions! (Also responding to the reactions bc those are incredibly fun to read LOL)

It's not just Oliver, but it's not all humans either! It'll be expanded on a bit further in the next chapter

They were following cryptids around from 16 to 19, up until they found out about Fazbear Containment. They didn't really have anything better to do, and even if it was only 3 years they learnt a lot!

Yeahhh it's gonna take a while for all of them to be treated right. Oliver's probably gonna end up being like. the moral council or something LMAO

They um. Impulse control is not their specialty SDJFSDKLJFKL if they think something and it gets past the singular filter they have (which is EXCLUSIVELY for moral stuff) they're saying it and dealing with the consequences later

The only thing I will say about this is Vanny is definitely gonna be playing a bigger role later but not the one you might expect, same thing with Henry :)

urple :DDD also I PROMISE he isn't william i wanted to make a storyline that follows a different villain bc. also do not remember the reasoning for this but I do wanna clarify William Afton will not be showing up (at least in person) unless i change my mind later! Normally I don't like spoiling that kinda stuff but I don't wanna accidentally make anything misleading :D

Helpy is so underrated I needed to include him in this

If an AI uprising ever happens, you'll know who it REALLY is /j

>:DDDDDDD

(Using this space to apologize in advance if Henry is ooc, I dont remember shit about him aside from like the basics of what he did, so im kinda just making it up as I go LMAO)

They cancelled their gym membership cause they're already getting all the exercise they need while trying to navigate their new job /j

:) yet another situation where he will play a big role but probably not the one you'd expect!

coming up with those was the most fun part of writing this LMAO

I was having such a hard time with Henry's nicknames. like. i almost had Oliver call him Henjamin franklin.

Hankles becoming increasingly horrified at the conditions the cryptids are living in:

Oliver would've definitely already been fired if they hadn't been put in this job as a way for the government to try and contain them (half joking here. uh. also will be expanded upon later) and the person hit with the paper will always be William in my heart /silly

My thought process: "Hmmmm... What do I name this random scientist? He needs a name, obviously. Even though he will probably never be mentioned again. What name can i use that will be a funny reference.......... oh my god im a genius" /hj

Oliver teaching themself how to cook so they can bring her a five course meal as an apology for all the shit she's had to deal with the past several weeks:

#tysm for reading!!!!#It was so fun to see your responses and questions :D #The next chapter should be out within the next week as long as my brain doesn't get funky again!

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thesecoldfeet · 1 year ago

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five break ups and a romance (with spoilerz)

decided to date myself and go watch a movie alone for the first time (yay! ang saya pala) and i watched five break ups and a romance since yun ang pinaka earliest sa sched nila saka girl crush ko si julia montes nung college hahahahaha LOL!

the movie is okay lang, medyo kulang sa context because the peg is parang to show the people the reality of being in a relationship (di ako naniniwala but whatevs) but as random girlie with lots of input, here are my key takeaways:

treat your person as your partner and a friend - there maybe days where you don't feel brave enough to tell your partner what is going on with your life or what hurt you but know that when you can't be a partner to him/her, you can always be their friend. friendship plays a vital role in a relationship because as sad as it is, hindi araw-araw mahal mo yung tao. there will be boring days and if you can't be a friend to your partner, ano pang ginagawa mo dyan? lol.

communicate - i can't stress this enough but please, please communicate!!!!! ngl, i got hurt for justine when lance said that he's with pia (the girl he cheated with) because pia is the one who understands his situation as a struggling med student. TALK. yes, we can't expect our partner/everyone to treat us the same way we treat them but the least you can do before saying or doing anything stupid is to put yourself in your partner's shoes. sabi nga nila, kung hindi ka matutuwa kapag ginawa sayo ang isang bagay, wag mo gagawin.

cheating is and will always be a choice

relationship problems or even distance isn't an excuse to find comfort to other people.

break ups are still break ups regardless of the reason. the impact maybe not the same, but both of them are hurting for sure.

closure is the best way to heal a heavy heart, and accountability as well.

anywho, sobrang felt yung mga lines ni julia (justine) sa movie especially yung sa closure scene where she said binago din siya ni pia at binago din siya ni lance.

i guess when you're really in love, you'll be able to do things that you didn't know na kaya mo pala or be so deeply in love that you're not even aware that you are capable of loving a person that much that you put so much effort just to save the relationship and take all the pain until your heart aches, reach its peak, and you have no other choice but to let go.

sobrang nakakatrigger 'tong movie na 'to but somehow i feel validated at some point.

may we all heal in our own time. :)

#life lately #hindi ko bet yung acting ni alden tho #pinanganak ba siya para buhatin ng ibang artista joke onleh

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iekeejkeek · 1 year ago

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new ending of ringmaster tickle yay 🤡🎩🤹‍♀️

ENJOY

(Free popcorn and soda take it)

Ahhhh…you here at the old table a very big table

“What do you want it time?” You little bored of it game that top hat guy make you play “hey you want to know about something” he here look at you

“What” he smile and Stan up “BALLER” he troll a ball at you in your little face “OW YOU~!” He look at you and laugh little bit “just joking with you hehehe” you mad and kind have a joyful time with it to and well you just mad more than that “you want a tickle hm…?” He’s little scared when you say that “hahaha…sorry about that” well you can’t be mad at him look at him

“Alright I guess i we’ll go now bye :]” you just want to leave and you know what funny he don’t stop you “alright alright alright you can go just watch out for that pumpkin” you look little confused a pumpkin who is that

“Who?” You ask “ahhh don’t worry he just a pumpkin guy he won’t hurt you”

You look little confused but well you just go “well I go now bye” you bye him “bye :}”

You walk in the dark woods feel a little cold and the tree are moving with the air

Wait what that was that a pumpkin!? “AHHH WHO ARE YOU WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR ME” you look at it pumpkin thing was he smile and look at you at he jumped down for the green tree “hello there little one my name is kabocha don’t worry i’m a fun pumpkin who would not going to hurt you i’m going to make you laugh your joy out by tickle…you!” He said that were you just Stan there with scared “you have to run for t-that” you started to running kabocha look at you laugh out little and look at you “oh…now we…have a running game isn’t you the fun boy/girl let see how long you can run”

He said that were running so fast to you “AHHHHH NOOOO” you try to run but well he jumped up at you and you bout are falling down on the ground the green grass touching your arm “YOU PUMPKIN GET OFF ME NOW” he just laugh “No no no…we going to bring the laugh in here” he said that were Stan up you try to move but you can’t…why?

Well kabocha pick up a there ball out of his pocket and started to play it at a circle “well…use it tiny ball to tickle…you shouldn’t we…?” The ball coming sp fast right on your belly and it comes with the fluffy feather to tickle your belly kabocha look at you smile and well you laugh “ WHAHAHAH NOOO STOP PLEASE I CAN’T MOVE HAHAHA NO” he look at you starting to sit and enjoy the laugh you make

16 minutes later he stopped and let you move “you…pumpkin ugh…i’m so tried …ahhh…uh…um…” kabocha look at you and make little giggle “you so cutie pie hahahahahaha…” you mad and look at him wait he doesn’t even have a clothes you remember of something “hey I know about fun game I play”

He look so excited about the game you said “what is that…?” You look at him “is a bottom game you well have a joy with it” kabocha happy about it game thing you said “ohhh…let start” you coming to him and jumping “TICKLE NIPPLE” you jumped on him and tickle his dark nipple “wait what no i’m the one who-hahahahaha hey wait…HAHAHA…hahaha…” yes he tickle even more than you know the tall guy well you keep tickle his nipple and he keep laughing is been like that for 14 minutes

And you finally stop “hmmmm…ahhhh…that was fun like………you said hahaha…” kabocha look so enjoy with it “do you enjoy it?” He smile and look at you “hahaha…you said I would enjoy it isn’t it but well………you kindly win on it game so bye………!” he some how jump so fast and goes

“Huh…well I guess I got to go-oh yea…I guess i gotta make some cheese sandwich for him…” you realize that there someone who you have to feel so you cook for 40 minutes lol

But when you done you get back to the a big house that you have to live in it for a mouth you hope to see him a red demon but for now you just have to waiting in it big house that use to be…for a pumpkin farm…huh weird…but we you just do whatever you want at now for waiting…

The end (pumpkin guy ending)

Here some funny things

🎃:what that…is that a cheese~? 🎩:yea want some 🎃:oh is you I don’t see you there…thanks

🎃:so where is he the clown you know…? 🎩:he just in his room playing with some body who visit for a week ago

🎃:oh…well how the thing

🎩:good :D

🎃:oh well-😌

🤡:he master look he is a bunny :p (show a guy wit no leg in the top hat”

🎩:wow look so…good :] (trying not to scamming)

🎃:WOW THAT LOok gOoD hOLy 👏

ENJOY IT?

#The Mimic

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chelleztjs18 · 2 years ago

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Hello you mrs. busy mom of a little booger honey nut cheerio lefty eyebag 😅

Good morning. I hope you slept well and got enough rest for another busy day. How are you?

Yeah, I made spaghetti, and it didn't make me upsetti hahahahaha but my headache is still here. I don't know why it's not going away, although it's not as bad.

Kansas is okay. I only really like it for the lego place ahaha oh fun fact, it had jack in the box and that was my first time ever having it. I didn't enjoy it though. They also had steak n shake, a place I thought was only in GA. Since my time was limited there, I didn't get to go.

Do you like roller coasters that have the water in the end? It'd be funny if Emily gets older and tells you that roller coasters are boring hahahahah or watch, she will be able to ride the extreme ones but then you can't anymore 😩

Ah yes! How can I forget the crispy pork or as we call it, lechon. And the BBQ skewers, I miss those too! I think I also forgot to mention the street foods, like fish balls, tempura, banana q (which is plantain with brown sugar). Maybe I will bring an empty suitcase and just bring back frozen packages of all these 🤣

Aw you worry about me? That's sweet of you. I'll definitely keep you posted about what is going on 😌

Ah I see... so just a small family dinner during your birthday? Yeah, we also eat noodles on our birthdays. Since I don't know how to make the noodles my family makes, I always just have spaghetti. 😅

I'm not sure what I would do 🤔

Question, so if you don't like someone you just keep quiet and be nice to them?

- CuriousGeorge

Hello corn-punn righty curious eyebag!

Em n i actually slept in until almost 10am. Lol. So it means no nap for her. Hahaha. Last night i finally cleaned more and did all the laundry. I just need to fold more clothes. N of course the toys r messy again from the little booger.lol.

I did 20hours fasting today 😅. N i just finished eating.

Oh n guess what?? I finished pt. 4 of The Monsters Within! Yay! I just need to proof read it again n check if it needs to be added with something else or not.

Ah okay,, did u make it with meatballs too? Im glad u r not upsetti with ur spaghetti. Haha.

Im sorry about ur headache. R u feeling better today?

Ah i see. So when u first moved to the U.S you moved to Kansas? Kansas City has a very good bbq place that i really like. It's called Joe's Bbq i think. I love it so much. I never been there but ordered it online sometimes

Yeah i do like it but not really big fan of it because it always gets me wet n i dont like my shoes get wet. I love my shoes 😅🤣 n it gross me out walking around at the park with wet socks n shoes.

Yess the lechon n the bbq skewers r so yummy. There is this supermarket in CA n it sells mostly philipinos stuff n food.. n u also love their crispy chicken skin. With the red sweet, tangy vinagret chilli sauce they have.

Oh yeah, food street always so tasty n different. But sometimes the hygines is doubted. To be honest, after i moved here n everytime i visit indonesia n eat the streetfood sometimes got me sick. Lol. I think the imune system n the strenght of my stomach changed after living here for a while.lol. thats why i usually eat homemade cooking in first week before i start eating the street food. It helps me avoiding the stomach ache.😅

Wow that banana n brown sugar sounds delicious.

Haha thats actually what i usuallt do when it's time to go back here from indonesia. It's full with jars of spicy chillie, some indonesian instant food and snacks.lol.

Yes i'm a sweet lefty eyebag..😎 lol. Yeah if u want to, pls keep me updated.😊

I tried to do the same noodle tradition on birthdays. N on em's first bday party i tried to have something noddly.. but since all the family members r white so i adjust it with his familt pasta salad recipe n change it from fussili to angel hair pasta 😅

Speaking of family, sometimes i feel like Gloria in modern family when im with his family. Because i'm the only asian /non-white in his family. His whole family n the in laws r either blonde or brunette with blue eyes or grey or green eyes 😅 n of course im the shortest among them 🤣🤣

Well if i dont like someone, i will try to stay quite n try to still being nice to them but mostly i will avoid being around them especiallly if i really really dislike someone because i know sometines i wont be ablr to take it n cant hide my dislike. 😅 but if that person keep poking me then i wont stay quite. What about u?

Next question?

Cheerio!

#chellez answers #ask answered #anon answered #curious george anon

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rhymingtree · 2 years ago

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MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS DAAAAAARKE

I've been sick all week so I couldn't sit down and read. Now that I'm slightly better I can FINALLY dig in.

I got my coffee. I got tissues (just in case). Time to unwrap my last Christmas preseeeeent

BUCKYYYY

He's gonna see her again, for the first time in months.

This is gonna be great for my tear ducts.

Yay man bun

Nor could they afford to lose her again. If the gas didn’t work and she disappeared again, who knew what would happen? Whoever she was working for could hide her away and they might never find her again.

He couldn’t let that happen.

He had to get her back.

The odds are rarely ever in your favor though

Silly Natasha, you think torrents of rain is going to stop Ghostie? Death tried in all kinds of weather and she still got out alive - much to her dismay

“I was promised sun and fun, Romanoff,” Stark called from above them, “Not rain and depression.”

Me during summer

“Anybody else have a bad feeling about this?”

I mean my body tried to delay me for a while with food poisoning and then the flu, and then Christmas rolled around. Obviously I knew something without knowing.

Am I even gonna like this Christmas present....

If it makes me cry im not speaking to anyone for the rest of the year

He was wearing what looked like dark blue velvet crushed into wandering filigree. The dark was offset by a jacket that looked as though it was weaved out of gold.

Ooh, fancy. Could've worn it at the wedding.

Oh that's right Bucky wasn't invited

He didn't even know Duke was getting married

He barely fucking knows Duke all things considered

Still, missed the chance to see Ghost in a fuckin' awesome suit. And officiate a wedding (without a license too)

If it doesn’t work out, we’ll give her to—”

“Me.” Walsh’s voice came from behind them as he ducked through the front door, drenched from the storm outside, “Trust me. I know how to handle her.”

hahahahaha funny joke ollie

no absolutely not

im scared

why is he here we shouldve gotten rid of him eons ago

“Like you handled her the day you came to the Tower?” Clint asked, raising an unimpressed brow, “She saw you coming from a mile away. What’s to say you don’t scare her off again?”

Yeah Clint you tell him

“Wraith.”

WELL GUESS WHAT YA LITTLE SONSABITCHES

IS STANDING

RIGHT

FUCKING

THERE

I am so frustrated with these buffoons honestly... if they weren't so stressed out and exhausted I'd have hit them upside the head one by one by now

Walsh glanced up, his eyes narrowing slightly, “What about him?”

BROS AND SISTERS PERK UP YOUR FUCKIN EARS LOOK AT HIM

I am so close to banging my head on the desk with how slow these guys are

to be fair i didn't figure it out that quickly either but come on

Oh hi Vision

Vision's here too... so is Peter

OH MY GOD PETER

IS HE STILL IN THAT CRAMPED UP VENT

OH FOR FUCKITY FUCK'S SAKE

I am so stressed i cannot even

It was almost as though it was whispering for him to stop.

Bucky my dear boy, maybe it's time to listen to the creepy haunting whispers...

Cause if you don't you'll have to listen to me yelling through the fourth wall

PETER OH MY GOD IT'S PETER

PETER NO GO BACK HOME

He’d been cramped in the space for nearly six hours and he felt like a brittle piece of paper trying to unfold.

Peeeeteeeer

why are you this reckless. why.

If there was one good thing about hiding out in the Quinjet for that long, it was that he’d gotten all of his homework done and he’d gotten a nap in.

How could you even focus bro... what

He really had to do this more often. He would be way more productive.

The secret to success is lock yourself into a tight cramped space for an unreasonable amount of time with nothing but your homework. Noted.

Medellín wasn’t quite what he expected.

Motto of the day: Expect the unexpected. Especially when dealing with mysterious backstabbing super soldiers and snailbrained Avengers. Seriously, they're taking forever to put the damn pieces together.

He needed to find (F/N). Preferably before they did.

And how (I say this with love) are you gonna fuckin' do that alone? Where'd you get your confidence, because I need some of that

A trap? Oh…oh no. If it was a trap, they were going to need backup. Someone to keep an eye on things from another angle.

And he was perfect for the job.

PETER NO

well things just took a turn for the worse... we haven't even fucking started yet

BSU!Pietro is a national treasure. I love him

Wouldn't it be fun to make edits of this chapter and the Prague one

if only i could upload all the footage in my brain into my phone. I could sit down and make one

Ooooh, who's the green eyed guy with a cane...

every time green eyes are mentioned I perk up a bit but I don't trust my insticts that much

nope wait I think I know now

I shoulda read the last chapter before I jumped into this one because I remember nothing from their plan. All I know is... Ari's supposed to be here, and everyone else kinda fucked off for a bit

Cameras actin' funny... ain't that a great sign

Cameras went down! How terrific for you guys, huh. 🙂🙂

“She’s coming,” Bucky said lowly, “Get ready.”

Way to give our girl an entrance, Bucky you drama queen

If Steve didn’t know better, he’d assume that was one of Boonie’s friends.

He paused, if he was one of hers then maybe that was his contact. Maybe that was who he needed to get close to.

Nodding to himself, he pushed away from the wall and toward the man.

But, maybe he wasn’t.

I am so confused who the heck is this guy 😭

You know what im just gonna turn off my brain for a sec, and just let the flow of chaos take me.

OH NO WHY DIDN'T I SEE THIS COMING

— A blonde in a champagne-colored dress adorned with crystals that shimmered in the afternoon light. Green eyes darted over him as she took a step toward him and a sly smile played lazily on her lips. —

NO NOT THE FLASHBACKS

“I’m gonna be the one to say it—” Sam started, pushing away from Bucky even as the man glared at him.

“Please, don’t—”

“Something doesn’t feel right.”

Sam, you are precious and I love you.

OH MY GOD

FUCKIN'

IS IT REALLY

BOONE

WAITRESS BOONE HSIOGSOA

AHHHH SECRET RENDEZVOUS PLACE

😏😏😏😏 im sorry my brain is going different places

HEHEHEHEHEH IM EXCITED

But also scared

what is going on what is this coffee doing to me

wait ghost

what issues did you run into

what were the issues girl

oh wait she's dealing with the issues... okay. she's beating up her issues. like a boss. we love that for her

why am i so worried for peter when i should have seen this coming from a mile away

i've seen every movie he's been in. I know he's like this. This is how every one of his movies start. He literally never learned to leave things alone.

He'll be fine, he'll go through worse.

Or…or! A spider’s eye view.

He laughed at his own pun. I love this dweeb.

Peter bouncing off the door was the funniest image to ever be conjured by my brain.

It's like his mind is mine. We are both slow. But like... not slow slow. Like he's still smart but he can also be unbelievably dumb.

why did he try the door

this is what six hours in a cramped space does to your strategy skills, Pete.

oh hi boone

well, that could've ended very differently had she just.... glanced up for a second

oh hi ned

NED

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE MEET HIM ON HERE

NEEEED MY BELOVED MAGICAL BOY

“Dude!” Ned groaned, more than obviously exasperated, “I’ve hardly seen you in the past month!”

le gasp. How dare you ignore Ned for that long, Peter Parker.

LOOK WHAT YOU DID PETER YOU MADE HIM OVERTHINK AND DOUBT HIMSELF

atrocious. this is why j jonah jameson doesn't like you, spidey. you are bad for emotional health

I will never forgive him for that. Poor Ned. ☹

I'm not even paying attention anymore I'm just thinking about Ned. And how MJ is so going to notice his absence.

At this point she'd have already figured him out, because Michelle Jones is smarter than the fricking Avengers.

If she were here, she'd have Ollie on his ass three seconds after he walked in. She knows a bad vibe when she sees it.

No now im thinking about MJ she isn't even here

OH MY GOD SHE'S HERE

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT IT'S STARTING IT'S FUCKING STARTING

SHE'S HERE

Oh i love her outfit oh wow

she really went in ready to kick ass, take names and look good doing it

this is Boone's handiwork isn't it

i love her for it

here we go time for me to shut up

“What are you doing?”

“Bringing you home,”

✨Orpheus and Eurydice ✨ but this time it won't be Orpheus turning around.

Oh i just made this worse for myself

I am not even halfway through I can't cry now

“If he hurts her, I’ll kill him.”

You have no idea how much he already has, Bucky.

As much as I despise Ollie, I'd have to admire his perseverance. And his cunning; he ran circles around Alpha One with none of them the wiser, and he's running circles around the fricking Avengers now. He's dedicated to his bullshit and his only real motivation for all of it is HYDRA gaining control through organized chaos. What happens after isn't his problem, his only problem is how to get to his and HYDRA's goal.

It's nonsense and it's evil. He could have spent all that time with Alpha One doing literally anything else but he stuck to it. Gotta love him for it.

OKay back to hating the shit out of him.

oh fuck he's got Vibranium knuckles

someone tell Namor

Hey wait a minute isn't he like... really close by though. How much would it take to call Sea-Chicken-Man

I think I know why I find Peter so annoying when he makes decisions

It's because I would do literally the same thing. Beat for beat. I also have to internally tell myself to focus and distract myself by repeatedly doing that.

... That isn't a good thing.

One of his fellow waiters oh my god

What's that meme with Macaulay Culkin with the skateboard...

But they were more of a welcoming committee than an actual force that could stop you.

Sounds like she enjoys dealing with her issues. Good for her.

oh yay i was right about green eyed guy with the cane

PLease dear god tell me Ari gets out of this safely and Jesse isn't going to end up with another dead loved one

PLEASE

I'm terrified

oh fUcK JACK

I am now even more terrified

god please take me back to the wedding when everything was sorta somewhat happy and i was crying happy tears

You didn’t need two significant others mad at you.

Three if you want to count a very emotionally confused and exhausted Bucky. Four if anything happens to Boone and Steve gets pissed (and vice versa). Five if anything happens to Clint and Laura has to deal with that.... you know, just to consider everyone's feelings in this situation...

Six if Tony somehow gets hurt and Pepper has to deal with that... I can keep going if need be.

“We got confirmation there’s someone else in the building. We don’t got an ID yet.”

Peter. You foolish little arachnid. If only you slept a little while longer in that vent.

“We run away together.” —

— “That would never work,”

God damn you Darke.

Even if he’d grown a few more inches and he’d gotten noticeably stronger, he was still the kid you’d known.

And that is why I can't help but admire him for it.

Also I don't know if I ever mentioned this but when I read the flashback chapters, Ollie and Ghost's voices are very similar in my head, only Ghost's voice is a lot more lax and confident, more flexible (more open as well when she's around Boone, Duke, or Bucky). Ollie sounded more high pitched and unsure in my head.

And he still has a very similar voice as Ghost in my head, even more so now that he's shown his true colors and he's parading around as Ghost.

It was almost as if they were the same person in my head. Not to the point of confusing each other's voices but

Hey wait a minute, did I know before I knew

WAIT A SECOND WHAT

I FORESHADOWED OLLIE BEING WRAITH AND OLLIE BEING FAKE GHOST IN MY OWN HEAD

AND I STILL DIDNT FIGURE IT OUT

I take back what I said about the avengers being slow because oh my god what the fuck is wrong with me

I laid out my own clues and in the midst of my crying over bullshit just decided to forget about the clues.

Wait the plot's still happening I gotta focus

I love it when Ghost bullies the bad guys and reads them to filth. And I love it when they get so mad about it.

How did Ollie grow ten inches? 😭 I need your secrets

Is it just the serum? Come on, please tell me there's like a really special kind of milk out there I can seek out. Just a couple more inches will make me happy.

😭 I just wanna be at least 5 feet tall is that too much to frickin ask

“But now you’re not causing it, are you? Wraith was the chaos. You’re just…what? Spinning lies?”

“Nothing you wouldn’t do,”

So in some ways, he really did look up to her. Huh. Ain't that ironic.

I used to think he was ambitious for thinking he could take on all the Avengers but...

I was just kidding when I said I took it all back I'm still very much annoyed they haven't figured any of this out yet.

Take him down here, a voice whispered with a hiss, Take him down now. Finish it while he’s in reach. He can’t run if you clip his wings.

I really like these weird creepy whispers in their heads. They're very blunt.

I love how calling him Rookie was once a more brotherly term of endearment that she's now using to mock and belittle him.

— “I love you,” he whispered, “I love you so much.” —

— “Don’t talk like that.” You shook your head, tears welling in your eyes, “Stop it. Just, stay with me.” —

haha how fuckin dare you

hey look at that im crying now

double taps. center mass. well well fuck me well let's add that to the long list of things that can just make me break down into tears at random moments of the day

it's like these two are playing table tennis with control over the conversation and they keep hitting the ball too hard and end up hitting me (minding their business and enjoying the show in the background) square on the nose

“You don’t have time to think, (F/N),” he said, drawing your attention back to him.

“Well then,” you growled, pushing your chair back slightly, “It’s a good thing I rarely do.”

Taken out of context, this is exactly something I would say after doing something unbelievably dumb in a stressful situation.

“He’s gone rogue, yet again.”

Oh Clint you have no idea....

Oh now everyone's on their feet okay

i don't have the same energy they do at this hour

i need more caffeine...

wait how big is his room... if she sent him flying across the room then that would have been a ridiculous amount of distance....

hehe that's a funny visual

WHY IS EVERYONE BULLYING SAM HE DIDN'T CHOOSE THAT JACKET LEAVE HIM ALONE

ooh big action fighty fight scene

I'd like to title it "the Avengers try and take down one (1) woman and fail spectacularly"

DID BUCKY

HE LEAPT OVER OLLIE TO GET TO HER

That is both so epic and so funny at the same time

all this excitement almost made me forget about Peter where the fuck is he

Pietro you lil speedster I love you. I should be thanking Darke every day for keeping you alive after AOU.

OH MY GOD SHE LEFT ARI UNATTENDED

HELLO

HELP

ARI IS FUCKING ALONE

HAHAHAHA AM I GONNA CRY

IM PANICKING 😁

oh thank fuck Wanda and Steve oh my god merry fuckin christmas

maybe i shouldnt go for more caffeine i thought i was gonna go into cardiac arrest

WHITE WIDOW

YELENA

SHE'S HERE TOO?!?

Did she really just stick her tongue out- oh my lord

DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH WOMAN

oh no things just got better

oh how the turn tables

You paused as everything in the room seemed to slow and you caught the striking gaze of Bucky.

His jaw had dropped slightly, his eyes solely on the Vibranium that was on your hands.

The Vibranium that had almost blown his arm clean off.

Haha. Ow.

Oof now I know why the BSU can't actually be put to screen; I don't think the mental image of (F/N) receding and letting Ghost take full control in the midst of chaos will ever be properly done by anyone. That lives in our brains now. No actor can do that the way I imagined it.

Though... it would be fun to see how people interpret how she responds to that little scary voice in her head, Depending on the person (and the performance itself) she could easily be seen as going fucking insane. Like. Really insane. Like put her ass in a mental hospital and give her meds in a tiny paper cup insane.

But is that voice even still Ghost or is there a much more sinister side of her she's only now discovering and embracing

oh fuck

peter. wunderbar.

impeccably timed entrance, parker.

“What the hell are you doing here?”

His glare darkened as he raised his fists in front of him, “Using everything you taught me.”

Pete, no. This is too early in your arc for you to be this viciously angry.

jesus christ he's terrifyingly good at this oh no

is that why the Avengers couldn't corner her... she never tutored them...

Does that mean

The only person who can really beat her is herself?

Ooooh that's fun. I like that idea. Maybe I shouldn't like it so much, it's scary.

“I looked up to you!”

Look I always knew this particular moment would hurt but I didn't expect it to hurt this bad...

I can actually hear him, Darke. Jesus...

I hate how gentle and patient Bucky is being, it's only making it hurt worse...

huh... i always wondered how someone who doesn't need the antidote would react to it...

Um... did it... backfire

This would've been really fuckin' fun to watch completely from Bucky's perspective huh? The hope, maybe relief... and then

woooOOOOOOOH FUCKIN ENTRANCE

JACKABOOOOOY

I'm so excited I completely forgot I was supposed to be live reacting

It would be so funny to tell me from a year ago how now I'm happy to see Wraith.

Another great mental image: Vision bodyslamming into Iron-Man. Thank you Wanda

Oof, there's really no moving on from the first betrayal huh...

Funny, just a year before all this, she saved Clint's life...

DID HE JUST

HOLY SHIT

OLLIE SHOT HER

WHAT THE FUCK

“I’ve been worse. Remember when you tried to kill me?”

“Which time?”

Well if that ain't the most romantic fucking thing

"What's your favorite part of your relationship with your partner?" "Oh the fact that we can and have tried to murder each other. Multiple times. These stab wounds are hallmarks of a perfectly normal healthy relationship."

They're so cute, it's so distracting

like seriously the panic didn't set in for a while

LIKE GIRL

JACK

GOING ONE ON ONE

WITH OLLIE

I SHOULD BE SCREAMING

IS JACK WINNING PLEASE TELL ME JACK IS WINNING

WHY IS IT SO INTENSE OH MY GOD

motherfuckingshitimsonervousmyheartisliterallyjumpingoutofmyribcage

— “Don’t take this the wrong way,” Duke sighed, collapsing down on the bed and looking up at you, “I don’t want him to turn into something like you.” —

Oh OH THAT'S WHY I SHOULD BE PANICKING

OKAYSWITCHING OBJECTIVES

ok ok ok forehead touch how very sweet

WHAT WIAT

HE GOT SHOT IN THE WHAT

oh no okay wait he's okay he's okay

i forgot he was... you know...l

jesus fuckin christ im literally out of breath

reason number two as to why this can't be a TV show: it will literally kill me. it is so stressful. why the fuck am i still reading this. the sun is going to be up by the time i close my eyes.

Poor Peter's going to be in so much trouble after this whole mess

And he'd still be angry.

And he'd have to apologize to Ned.

oh... ned.

FOCUS RHYMIE YOU GOTTA BEAT THE FUCKING SUN

Why hadn’t she thrown a real grenade? It would have been the perfect opportunity to get them off her back. She could have used the carnage and mayhem as a distraction to get away.

Clint Barton this is another use-your-frickin-brain moment. That is a puzzle piece. Figure out the puzzle. PUT PIECE. IN PUZZLE. SOLVE PUZZLE. BAM YOU FIGURED IT OUT.

— “He shot me.” —

PUZZLES AREN'T ALL THAT HARD BRO.

CLINT. BARTON. SHE IS SPOON FEEDING IT TO YOU.

I'm gonna cry I've been yelling at this poor man all year. He's never gonna get it.

She knew something that he didn’t.

I swear to god when the truth comes out the only thing that'll shock him is how it all flew over his head all this time

I love Clint. A lot. But I want to slap him right now.

Oh my god what is happening why are they pointing guns at each other AGAIN

poor Bucky...

I love how Ollie still has the ✨audacity✨ to be in Bucky's vicinity when he almost killed Ghost. Like right in front of him.

Does Ollie like being beaten to a pulp?.... Like, other than the soldiers she shot to death, and other than Ghost herself, it's his blood painting the plaza... hasn't he had enough

I feel like if he does like getting beaten, there are healthier places to feel that... y'know, places that involve a lot of leather and minimal clothing...

“We never should have trusted you in the first place!”

My goodness, what a startling realization. 😐

I wonder how she can still drive so well after losing that much blood, after getting shot.

How is she always just. Physically fine. Other than the obvious super soldier part. She just doesn't let anyone else drive even though she's close to death

wait WAIT THAT'S ACTUALLY POETIC

No one's ever been able to control her even when she's literally about to die.

That sounded more epic in my head but you know what I mean.

“It’s okay. Just the adrenaline wearing off. It ain’t gonna kill me.”

“The fact that you know that terrifies me.”

I think I woke up the neighbors laughing at that... oops

“Without Cavanaugh, your labs are nothing. Give it to me.”

Oof. That must've been a bit insulting for Ollie. Which is a good thing.

Hey... I want a hot chocolate too. How come Peter gets one? I thought he was in trouble?

Oh no they're all brainstorming again

and once again, i am getting my hopes up

they are never gonna figure this out at this point

THEY HAVE SO MANY THEORIES BUT LIKE THE MOST OBVIOUS ONE IS JUST BEING COMPLETELY IGNORED.

They haven't even thought of it yet 😭😭

I love how they all think she's a handler... like did they see that forehead touch? the way they leaned on each other!? the way Wraith seemed genuinely concerned for her after she was shot, compassion that he had never ever exhibited before?

DO HANDLERS GIVE THEIR ASSETS FOREHEAD TOUCHES OR DO THEY JUST THINK WRAITH IS SPECIAL LIKE THAT

I can only imagine how Steve and Wanda are just watching them get farther and farther away from what's actually going on

Like this is stressful enough for me, god knows how much sleep these two are losing over how if she actually was that much of a threat, they'd all probably already be dead.

Like that is a disturbing thing to think about.

“Pietro’s in the bathroom.” Steve shrugged, “For as fast as that shit is, he takes forever.”

I read that wrong and thought he had taken a really quick dump and was just being petty and not leaving the bathroom.

YAY RENDEZVOUS

...if someone was parading around using his name and his mask, he wanted to know who it was.

oh boohoo

imagine how tired (F/N) is.

and we are back to clint pondering over the clues being laid out at his feet and yet not getting it

i should be screaming at him again

but it is four in the morning

i am sleepy

i have no energy

Clint Barton is a grown man. he'll figure it out. eventually. in the near or far future.

OHHHH BIG CLUE

WHERE THE FUCK ARE STEVE AND WANDA GOING CLINT BARTON

THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT CLUE

HEY LOOK AT THAT

I AM SCREAMING

FIGURE IT OUT CLINT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

yes yesyes yes he's following them maybe finally he'll get it....

Hey! Maybe they know when he shot (F/N).

At this point, yeah. Maybe they do.

Oh shit....

COME ON

HE CANT GET KIDNAPPED NOW

HE WAS SO CLOSE

I WAS ROOTING FOR HIM

OH NOPE WAIT I CAN KEEP ROOTING FOR HIM

YELENAAAAAAA

YES

OH MY GOD

IT'S ALL FINALLY COMING TOGETHER

STEVE AND WRAITH. YES. OKAY.

MAN WITH CANE IS HERE TOO HELLO ARI HI

NO NO WAIT HE IS MISINTERPRETING THEY ARE NOT COMPORMISED

I am so stressed right now. If you took my blood pressure you'd have to drag me to the fucking hospital

BOONE

BOONE IS FUCKIN ALLIIIIIIIIIVE

THIS

THE BEST

FUCKING REVEAL

EVER

IN THE HISTORY OF REVEALS

THIS IS A CINEMATIC FUCKING MOMENT

CLINT FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT

OH MY GOD IM SO PROUD OF HIM

HE GOT NONE OF HIS POSSIBLE GUESSES RIGHT AND YET HERE HE IS. FACE TO FACE WITH THE TRUTH

TEARS OF FUCKIN RELIEF

good god i am drained

i need a glass of water... possibly also an ambulance

what am i even gonna say.

you know what, i'll just tell you when i wake up. sometime tomorrow...

merry christmas darke. and thank you for the christmas present, it was the most stressful fucking thing ever. took me four fucking hours. four hours of hyperventilating and crying.

i am so tired jesus almighty how the hell did you not die writing this

CHAPTER 83 : SEEING RED

To all my live reactors,

Please, please, please, hide your reactions under a Read More cut. I don’t want any spoilers floating around.

To all my Anonymous Avengers,

If you want to react in my asks, feel free. However, I won’t be answering any of them until at least Wednesday if they contain spoilers.

Thank you,

Darke

┍━━━━━━━━ ★ ━━━━━━━━┑

“I watched you die,” you whispered, your throat suddenly dry as it closed in on itself, “How the hell are you here?”

He stayed quiet for a moment, looking you over once more before allowing a dark smirk to curl to his lips.

“It’s amazing what you can do to a person when they’re knocking on death’s door. High as a kite, blind as a bat,” he chuckled, the sound chilling you to the bone as it rolled across the table. He leaned forward, dropping his voice to a rasped whisper, “It’s amazing what you can do with a hallucinogen, blood packs, and blanks.”

You visibly flinched, rocking back in your chair as you shook your head and Ghost’s voice slithered into your ears. Your grip on the case tightened, your nails digging into your palm.

You had to keep in control. You couldn’t let him win.

But, even as you told yourself that, you felt the tables shift in his favor.

You know what you have to do. Just do it.

Cold fury turned molten, creeping to the forefront of your mind as his sneered smile grew.

“It’s amazing what one can do when they have all the brains,” he continued, “The power. The guts.”

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pndglcs · 5 years ago

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fanfiction: it was just six in the morning

Pairing: APH England/APH Spain

Rating: Explicit

Summary: they woke up way too early to begin the usual routine line-ups and they knew how to spend the time.

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23773171

yes, explicit fic again baby ;)

#fanfiction #hetalia #otp #aph spain #aph england #antonio fernandez carriedo #arthur kirkland #engspa #uksp #spuk #SO YES I JUST FINISHED ANOTHER FIC #YAY! I GUESS? HAHAHAHAHA

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cheolshu · 6 years ago

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#personal #back from vacation lol #actually we arrived yesterday but i wasn't feeling well so i couldnt update my blog T_T #but now im back yay :))#japan was lovely #i wasn't expecting the cold weather so i had to recycle the clothes that i wore in kr #hahahahaha #i got to eat at Ichiran aka the ramen shop where osh bros ate #and their ramen was really good :(((#i have more stories to tell but i guess i'll just tell it some other time

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harunayuuka2060 · 3 years ago

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MC: ...

Lucifer: MC?

MC: *smiles awkwardly* Hello...

Muffy and Fluffy: *brought them inside the House Of Lamentation*

MC: Um... C-Can I sleep here? Just for tonight?

Lucifer: Why? What happened to your room outside?

MC: ...

MC: They destroyed it.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: Let's talk about how did that happen. Are you free?

MC: Yes.

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Levi: *Lucifer woke him to be the snakes' interpreter*

Levi: Muffy thinks the room is too small for them.

Levi: While Fluffy thinks it's too shabby.

MC: Well... It is now.

Fluffy and Muffy: *hisses*

Lucifer: Is that all?

Fluffy: *snarls*

Levi: ...

Levi: Erm. I'm not sure if I should translate that.

Lucifer: Levi.

Levi: ...

Levi: Okay. So it says that— "What kind of jerks are you to let a lone human outside a huge house? You're all revolting."

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: Is that everything?

Muffy: *hisses*

Levi: And um... "What's the sense of having hot guys in the house if you're not with them?"

MC: Muffy!

Muffy: *slithers quickly out of the room*

Fluffy: *gives MC a quick tail pat before leaving*

MC, Lucifer, and Levi: ...

Lucifer: Are your snakes trying to be a wingman here?

Levi: If so, they're doing a good job, I mean— a bad job.

Lucifer: ...

MC: Lucifer, do you think you can help me with the construction materials again? Don't worry. I would be paying this time.

Lucifer: You heard your snakes, MC. You will be living inside of this house from now on.

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Beel: Yay, we get to be roomies.

Belphie: MC, you'll be in the middle, okay?

MC: ...

MC: Um... Are you sure it's fine?

*they combined the two beds to make up more space*

Belphie: Well, I'm sure you don't want to sleep on the floor?

MC: I'm fine with that—

Beel: *pushed them on the bed with a blanket* No. You'll be in the bed with us.

MC: ...

Belphie: *yawns* Let's sleep now. Good night.

Beel: Good night, Belphie. Good night to you, MC.

MC: ...

MC: Good night...

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Satan: ...

MC: ...

Satan: Hi. You're here to cook?

MC: Yeah. Is it okay?

Satan: Of course. What have you got there?

MC: Oh! Some simple ingredients.

Satan: Hmm... But aren't these a lot?

MC: I'm sharing them with Beel.

Satan: Pft. Lucky bastard. Here. *hands MC a bigger pot*

MC: Thank you.

Asmo and Mammon: *entering the kitchen*

Asmo: Satan~ What's for breakfast— *noticed MC* Oh my! What are you doing here?

Mammon: *also shocked*

MC: Good morning...*smiles sheepishly*

Mammon: Yeah... Good morning. What are you doing here?

Lucifer: *also enters the kitchen* Their room outside got destroyed last night so they had to move here.

Asmo: But where are they room with?

Lucifer: Beel and Belphie.

Mammon: Huh?! Hey! My room has a lot of space! Why didn't you put them there?!

Lucifer: *frowns* As far as I'm concerned, I kept knocking on your door and you were not responding.

Mammon: ...

Asmo: Oh, that's because Mammon was busy fa—

Mammon: *covers his mouth* I was not doing that, okay?!

Satan and MC: ...

Satan: Can you all go out? We need to cook for breakfast and you're all bothering us.

MC: ...

MC: Wait. Before you go, may I ask what you all like for breakfast?

Lucifer: I'm not picky so anything is fine.

Asmo: Any food that is devilgrammable and good for the skin~

MC: How about you, Mammon?

Mammon: ... You.

MC: Me?

Satan: ...

Satan: He's asking you what you like for breakfast.

MC: Oh. Anything is fine, I guess.

Asmo: Pua-hahahahaha! You were cock-blocked, Mammon!

Mammon: What do you mean I was cock-blocked?!

#obey me #obey me mc #obey me lucifer #obey me levi #obey me mammon #obey me belphie #obey me beel #obey me satan #obey me asmo #sheltered mc!au

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organic-guacamole · 3 years ago

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showtime

episode 211 let's go

ok first of all, this is the second to last episode guys... I don't even wanna think about how much pain I'll be in after next week's episode

mr mazzara doing the recap-

this is so weird to me and I don't know why

WHY DIDN'T YALL JUST ASK BENJAMIN FOR HELP, THATS LITERALLY HIS THING

is Nini giving out the cards a callback to season 1 when Natalie Bagley said that Nini gave her a card or something on opening night of another musical?

STEPHY AS THE ENCHANTRESS OMG YES

Ricky in the crown gives me Harry styles in that photoshoot vibes

he's so pretty.

ok but why did we never see Ricky and Ashlyn interact before? it's been like 5 seconds and I already love how they bounce off each other and it's just so natural

OH THEY REALLY DON'T HAVE ANY UNDERSTUDIES-

well that explains a lot...

so Ricky fell on top of Ashlyn and all that broke for both of them was their wrist-

insert Jake Peralta *coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool no doubt no doubt no doubt*

of course howie was amazing as the beast, were we expecting anything less??

Ricky is so beautiful and I will not shut up about it....

let me enjoy this before the makeup crew slaps mud on his face.

Nini and Ricky talking to eachother? in a civil manner? wasn't she avoiding him just in the last episode? hm ok

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THEY CANT EXPRESS THEIR FEELINGS JUST LIKE ME HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS, WHATS NEXT? THEY CUT EVERYONE OFF CUZ THEY CANT HANDLE EMOTIONS? ...ha

yes Kaden and Rico, my favourite east high boys 🥰

I mean....where's EJ?

THERE HE IS

EJ AND GINA IN THE BACKGROUND... doing something idek

KOURTNEY'S MOM IS BACK YAY

Howie is a shining star, ofc ofc

the smallest fOrk

can't wait to see the fork burst into song about how she deserves more than to be used to eat salad😌

the duster and the bluster.... ok😃

hi Gina!

hi- oh wow I didn't know Robbie Rotten was in this show!!!!!

the portwell look.

that my friends, is a married couple's look✋

GOSH EJ WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU

aww Gina's so excited for this

D word?

Die?

Delicious?

Dom Toretto?

"good, clean fun all alone with someone I dig...a lot"

sir that does not sound very clean to me

SEBLOS

Seb looks so cute standing there next to pope Carlos

DID THEYEY REALLY LIGHT ANTOINE ON FIRE-

I NEED TO SEE THAT

Seb's reading Carlos better than big red read the script in episode 102, this is great development after the "fight"

Kourtney really just made the best outfit for herself and let the rest of them suffer

the way Gina immediately goes to hold on to EJ after the announcement

"tonight we're going to put the U in UTAH"

...

"hey where are you from?"

"TAH"

SEB'S SINGULAR CLAP KILLED ME-

he's officially salt lake city's resident thanos

just wity clapping because for some reason I have a feeling he doesn't know how to snap his fingers...don't ask why

Ms Jenn do you mind encouraging your leads before the show? idk just an idea

pepto bismol product placement smhsmh

those flowers are bigger that big red himself-

*bops along to the opening theme*

that whistle at the end slaps everytime

WHY IS THE AUDIENCE SO MASSIVE

I guess they're all here to see Ms Jenn go on as a fork after Nini decides to *go her own way*

wow i am so funny

so they couldn't do many group scenes cuz of covid, but this 300 person crowd is cool? nice

OO THE VIOLIN GIRL FROM EPISODE 6 IS IN THE ORCHESTRA

HOWIEEEEEE

"Mr Caswell", he said, in the loudest voice possible while backstage at a show that's about to start.

Mazzara what are you trying to pull-

I usually like Benjamin but I don't like his tone

"iS yOuR wHoLe FaMiLy HeRe?" LIKE YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW THATS A SOFT SPOT FOR EJ

"we've had some good conversations these past few weeks"

right so what's going to happen after you graduate?

what does he think of you not going to Duke?

what did he say about you giving the sweatshirt that's been in the family for 3 generations to a girl you're not even dating?

good old Mr. M

therapist Mr. Mazzara, they all need it.

start with Ricky though.

"Michael Bowen"

dude why did you shave, now you look less like "hot lumberjack" and more "creep at the gas station"

OH-

does she not like Mike anymore?

why does it sound like jennzzara started dating and now they just sit back and talk smack about everyone in their freetime

break the fourth wall-

uhhhh im scared

why am I scared

he's scary

hehe flowers for Ricky, obviously for Ricky, ObViOuSLY

oh boy poor Michael

this man is in love, rip

why does Ms Jenn always look at people with her eyes open so wide

LILYYYY

I'm only excited because I really like the idea of lily and Ricky being friends, nothing more.

ha this guy's got jokes

a MOAT AROUND THE SCHOOL

wheeze

also he's very pretty.

"the wolves and very talented humans"

how dare he forget to mention the very talented wolves and normal humans, smh erasure

"being nice, what a concept" ted talk by Lily who still doesn't have a last name

did she just say lol out loud

same with the hug emoji last episode-

go touch some grass babes

the way he didn't say no, but said he didn't know how the east high kids would react-

not saying he does want to date her but that's an interesting thing to think about, also another thing to write an essay analysis on just to leave it in my drafts for a few months

awww lily genuinely trying to help him

sorry guys, I've been taken by the Lily charm (didn't know it existed until now but oh well)

REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I'LL NEVER SHIP PORTWELL?

just look at me now

the Lily wink I can't she's so cute-

HELP ME I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY LIL-

David Attenborough?

oh nvm it's Benjamin narrating the show in a really weird British accent for some reason.

STEPHY GOT MORE LINES YAY GOOD FOR HER

also is this to show that Nini doesn't care about being the star of the show anymore? the way she's supporting everyone else even though she's a fork?

I would pay for a special of the full musical ngl

OOO THE TRANSFORMATION WAS SMOOTH

shockingly

yo where did the makeup come from

man I wish I was a theatre kid

THIS IS STEPHY'S EPISODE NOW IDC✋

my girl is starring

"needs an X-factor"

Simon Cowbell creeps in

"it's a yes from me"

and them boom, he takes Nini and mistreats her horribly and then she comes back to theatre after deciding music isn't for her👍

"I thought she just hog-tied him?"

don't ask sebby, it's better if you don't know.

imagine they spotlight the wrong person and this dude is just some random person that likes writing down stuff during shows.

Ms Jenn just let them do what they rehearsed (at some point we never saw) or else this is gonna end horribly wrong

"help"

same Carlos, same

I love how seb is just his translator rn

I thought he said "great displeasure" instead of "greatest pleasure"....help?

big red coming out from throwing up to see his girlfriend star is the cutest thing in this show.

Ash and Gina dancing is so fun

I'm imagining them practicing at night at their home, watching the movie for the 100th time and making sure their one dance together is perfect

KOURTNEY YES

HOWIE IS IN LOVE AHHHH

I LOVE HOWIE SO MUCH

SEBBY

THIS SCENE HAS SO MUCH GOING ON I CAN'T KEEP UP

THIS IS SO GOOD

HOW???

no because I'm actually crying

I'm dead serious.

we need this musical released as a special

big red is so proud and I love to see it

Natalie: "if you do not by at least 20 dollars in concessions, you do not support art"

rando in the audience: "but I pay for ad free Spotify"

Mr Mazzara clapping in the distance

Gigi, the guy you like is talking to you, complimenting you and hyping you up

YOU LUCKY LITTLE FEATHER DUSTER

aw EJ teasing her about the chocolates in a way that doesn't make her feel bad? take notes Richard

JORDAN FISHER

there is no rest of the show idc Jordan is it for me

THE WIG CAP ON RICKY OMG

they look like they're high and having "deep" conversations on the floor

THE MEAN GIRL WITH THE EYES-

@sunshine-julie-molina YOU HEAR THAT

Natalie really just be coming for them all

Howie what is happening rn

I'm scared

"did you enjoy it"

"very much"

dude wants a kiss so bad

ASHLYN OMG

NO DON'T DO IT BECAUSE OF LILY, PUT YOUR OWN TWIST ON IT

I want a Jordan autograph please

just keep swim- oh pushing...

Gina is literally a giant next to him and I live for it

am I about to cry for the 3rd time in this episode?

yes.

Ricky's leg kicks under the table makes me so happy aw

the portwell glances will kill me.

ah yes, mashed potato snow

Mr. M.... I'm not a theatre kid but even I know you can't have your phone on backstage.

Howie please just do it

CHIP'S BIG LINE I CANT

I LITERALLY HAD TO PAUSE IT AMD SCREAM INTO MY MASK FOR A SOLID 2 MINUTES (I'm not at home rn) HES SO CUTE

oh ok bye Jordan

oo tea

NOT HIM BEING STARSTRUCK BECAUSE HE'S MEETING HIS FUTURE BROTHER IN LAW-

"we're all just glad Gigi has a big brother figure in her life"

excuse me for a few thousand hours while I laugh hysterically

THE CAMERA ZOOM ON EJS FACE AND EVERYTHING-

STOP EJ LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA CRY BUT I CAN'T TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY WITH THE STAGE MAKE-UP

someone else said this already but I think it's hilarious that they had to bring in 2 guest characters to create some portwell angst

omg this really is Cici's episode, found family is their thing

elevator music lol

I'm gonna bet that big red took the harness for his surprise for Ashlyn without realising what it was

did Ms. Jenn just....tell her most mentally unstable student....to commit suicide....on a disney show...was that....I'm very....well....what the actual-

oh and there she goes running off instead of trying to make it right

oh wow Nini's the hero, she's gonna save the show 🤩

😐

the judge is doing a sudoku

honestly if I went to the hsm show as well, I'd come prepared for this one too

Lily why are you looking like that-

I WAS JUST STARTING TO LIKE YOU DON'T MESS THIS UP

wow ok, there goes that.

omg

what if Howie was acting weird because he knew what Lily did and wanted to tell Kourtbut Lily threatened him so he was scared to-

anyways see y'all clowns next week when we all simultaneously lose all motivation for the week without Fridays to look forward to.

#hsmtmts #hsmtmts s2 #hsmtmts season 2 #hsmtmts spoilers #ej caswell #gina porter #ricky bowen #nini salazar roberts #seb mathew smith #carlos rodriguez #big red #ashlyn caswell #kourtney greene #howie my pizza king #lily hsmtmts

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