#Y'all Know You're Naruto Running

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"Y'all know you're Naruto running, right?"

[zolass]

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ㅤㅤ···─ Welcome to the Character List and Request blog. This blog will simply help with what I would write if requested. If there's any request's simply Submit / Ask.

Please keep in mind to be respectful, I do update rather slow and if I don't like a requests, when it has things in it that make me uncomfortable, I'll ignore it. I'm probably going to make a separate blog where I might create characters for Top / Bottom Male Readers. I was first thinking about making it mostly just Top Male Reader, but I do take requests for bottom, as I also included bottom Male reader (a lot) in the Kinktober.

THINGS I'LL WRITE:

Smut / Fluff / (shitty) Angst / Hurt w Comfort Male Char x Male Reader Male Oc x Male Oc (my own) Male Char x Male Char Yandere (pretty bad at it but love it) (more to be added)

THINGS I WON'T WRITE:

Fem Readers or Characters (Platonic Fem Char are okay) Hurt w no comfort (bc I'm a bitch and I cry) Incest / Stepcest Self-Harm NonCon /CNC Age play Watersports / Scat Play Pedophilia Rape Play (more to be added)

ㅤㅤ···─ FOR REQUESTS 01 ── Be patient and respectful 02 ── Please try to write properly what you want in the request if it's not stated as Top or Bottom I'll decide. (More to be added)

ㅤㅤ···─CHARACTERS I quickly need to inform y'all, even though I made this, I probably have no clue or don't know enough of the characters bc my attention span is actually dog shit. So there is a high chance of OOC or simply inaccurate shit, if there's a chance for me to inform me for specific characters I will but no promises. If you're not sure if I write for something simply ask, maybe I forgot about some that some of you find interesting ㅤㅤ···─GAMES Genshin Impact, Honkai SR, Tears of Themis, Nu Carnival, Love & Deepspace, Dislyte, Cookie Run Kingdom, Valorant, COD, Overwatch, Ensemble Stars, Reverse 1999, Obey me, Wuthering Waves, DBD, Baldurs Gate, - More to be added ㅤㅤ···─MOVIES / SERIES Maze Runner, Lucifer, Supernatural, Twilight, U.N.C.L.E, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Marvel, DC, F&F, Shadowhunters, Valerian, Hunger Games, Avatar,

More to be added (These are more of those who I either watched / started watching, or I simply have an interest for)

ㅤㅤ···─ANIMES (Before I start the list, just so yk I do want to watch anime but my attention span-)

One Piece, AOT, JJK, Blue Lock, Naruto, Chainsaw Man, Windbreaker, Haikyuu, Sk8, Avatar, - More to be added

ㅤㅤ···─LISTS Here's going to be the rough List of the Characters I'll write for (most) ···─GAMES Genshin Impact | Honkai Star Rail | Tears of Themis | Nu Carnival | Love & Deepspace | Cookie Run Kingdom | Valorant | COD | Overwatch | Ensemble Stars | Reverse 1999 | Obey Me | Wuthering Waves

···─MOVIES / SERIES Maze Runner | Lucifer | Supernatural | Twilight | U.N.C.L.E | Sherlock | Harry Potter | Marvel | DC | F&F | Shadowhunters | Valerian | Hunger Games | Avatar ···─ANIMES One Piece | AOT | JJK | Blue Lock | Naruto | Chainsaw Man | Windbreaker | Haikyuu | SK8 | Avatar

[ilikedyourablogithere]

The Dislyte fandom rejected Amber

Because the Y/N didn't do what they would do in the story

Like y'all can't fool my eyes, I've seen this before

I know what you are

I've watch Batman and seen the way Harley just bent and twisted for The Joker

I've watch Naruto and seen the way the whole ninja world trying to "I can fix him" Sasuke

And I've seen how y'all been talking bout Toland

Look at this man

this sad bald man :,C

no you're not mad at Amber

...

You're mad because you weren't in Amber position. Because if it was you in that jail you would break him out. So he would run off into the sunset with you

[weebsinstash]

y'all gettin fancy with all this y/n story stuff. personally i'd just be happy to have miguel chase me down through some seedy city alleys, corner me in an abandoned building, rough me up a little, and finally pin me down and bite the back of my neck to keep me still while he's Busy. ya know, standard stuff

But like, as much as I need to practice cranking out more fics that just kind of jump into it, I also like DETAILS. I like my drama to have some MEAT on its bones.

Is he chasing you like, the day you meet? Is it an ON SIGHT kind of attraction? Is he yandere or just a possessive boyfriend? Has he known you for some time and you've finally got him all figured out and are scared of him and trying to get away? Has he been stalking you for a while and you have no idea who he is? Are you a Spider? Are you even aware of him or is he haunting you like a ghost? How crazy is this man? Does he just want sex or does he want a wife? Or are you just a pretty thing with a nice scent and like he's basically got weird side effects of his nanomachine whatevers that make him go into heat or that's Just A Spider Thing or it's ABO, who really gives a fuck idk.

But like goddamn is the, choreography? For the chase scenes and swinging through the cities so fucking good in this film, it really is an art watching how frantic things can get when you've got people who are like agile with super strength and also crazy flexibility, invulnerability, etc all running around and like, parkouring off of buildings and swinging by cars and defying gravity like some Naruto Chakra control shit like. It really does open up some real pred/prey opportunities, whether you're a Spider or an unlucky civilian

But ughhhhh 😩❤️ the helplessness of being completely paralyzed, maybe only able to talk or make grunts while he explores your body and you're helpless to stop him. Having to watch as he peels off your clothes, exposing your bare flesh to him for the first time. Anything he wants to see, anywhere he wants to touch, anything he wants to do, nothing is stopping him, and he's probably gleefully purring to you as such, either to try and be sexy as a devoted "partner" or to intimidate and scare you into being a good little hole for him and not resist. Would he enjoy a little bit of a struggle because it unlocks a dominance in him, or would it pain him because he loves you and obviously you're just a little confused but 'hes gotta do what hes gotta do' 🥺

I dunno why but I was just hit with the inspiration of "youre coworkers or whatever and Miguel designs you a suit with like nanotechnology and bullshit like his own and obviously this means he can hack the 'removal/bathroom compartment' feature to just expose you and fuck you whenever he wants". I'm picturing he's literally got you up on a skyscraper or like a construction crane or you're in some crazy place and suddenly he's pinning you down and opening your suit to shove his fingers or tongue or whatever he pleases in between your legs and like, there's not exactly a risk of falling but you're flustered by like, the time and place and URGENCY of how bad he seems to need it, and especially if it's up on a building in the city you're squirming and whimpering to him that he has no idea if anyone can actually see you two or not, but he almost doesn't even care, too preoccupied (obsessed?) with taking you right then and there. Spiderwoman, more like HIS woman, Spiderman, more like, spied on by this man, Miguel, more like..... get me pregnant 😩❤️

[liraspins]

what the actual fuck. trying to portray an oc is wild. nobody cares. I've just made a canon anime rp blog a few weeks ago. and guess what...people are COMMUNICATING, people CARE. people share posts, plot, like starter calls, reply to open starters within minutes. even , ooc posts get like 4 likes on average. i feel like i can just rp for hours whenever i log in over there. and here? i just posted two big starters yesterday, a self promo i've spent HOURS on, i go to sleep, wake up and not even a single notification. Like...the ironic thing is that i tag my starters or calls with everything, indie rp etc. I KNOW that people see it. I KNOW that people scroll past it... and the other account...wait you're not gonna believe this: I DONT EVEN HAVE TO TAG ANYTHING ON A STARTER AND IT WILL GET REPLIES....BC PEOPLE CARE.

i honestly hate this snobbish rp enviroment here. Ocs don't get any love, nobody gives a shit. everybody has to have the slickest formatting, craziest themes and such. IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE PEOPLE ARE DOING IT FOR FUN ANYMORE!!! idk i'm just really mad. for this blog, my oc i do A LOT, with next to no rewards. on my canon anime account i don't even have to do anything and people will just write starters, text me, send ask memes etc. my starters on here have 0 notes, just like starter and plotting calls.

that's actually the reason i left tumblr rping behind in 2016, because there were just these writers who were just better than everyone else bc they have fancy formatting and icons they've spent way too long on for them to be extremely small, wtf.

sometimes it feels like high school i swear

i cant even plot with people bc they will just...leave.

there is also no communtication on here.

i hate y'all sometimes...

and i'm so tired of running after everybody. I reply to starters, like starter calls, message people if they want to plot, and I'm nice about it. and i get ignored. but communicated to, no ignore. there is no "hey i just looked at your oc and i don't this this is a vibe" which i would love to get one of these day, no, it's just nothing. and then you sit there. feeling like a fucking clown.

y'know why i can say that? because nobody will ever read this post lol, because it's on liraspins and liraspins isn't important. fuck you. also this is a plotting call lmao

going back to the Naruto rp community fuck you at least i can have INTERACTIONS there...

[chattegeorgiana]

Hello Chatte, it’s me again! Just read chapter 13 and it was great! The chapter really sets up what you wanted to do story wise. Each characters pov drives the plot and their motivations makes sense from the OG canon. I love Sakura and Naruto drives and motivation. Naruto acknowledges the challenges of his philosophy such as his feelings on Pein and the Raikage, his personal feelings and how he’ll have to adjust if he wants to be Hokage. Sakura driving the plot forward with her plans to deal with the aftermath with war and her own personal project and the potential consequences of that is great. I’m assuming that’s why Sakura is wearing black? To symbolize her maturity and death of innocence due to the war and the potential consequences of what she wants with bringing back the dead. Also Tsunade taking care of business is great, shows how her character coming full circle from her walking away from Konoha to coming back and to making sure the next generation doesn’t have to deal with it. I read it on AOE, and I think you dealt with dark subject matter well. People often justify horrific actions behind “good” intentions. Both in literature and in real life

Anyway I’m glad that you’re taking a break to plot out the rest story I’m sure that will be easier going forward!

Hiii dear!

First of all welcome to my inbox again. My heart skips a beat whenever I see a message from you because you're one of the few people that truly does go such in depth with the way I create this story from so various angles. You and another great person I talk to about Kaika have a way to see right through my writing like no other!

Not to take from the others who enjoy Kaika, far from me, I appreciate each and every person who does it, but it's something about you two that tickles my writing senses, so to speak, haha.

It like y'all see right through me, and not in a bad way, but a great one. To be honest, I have to admit that ever since I started writing Kaika, it gave me perhaps another angle to look at Kishimoto and understand his predicament - especially in terms of Sakura's character.

It's so nice when one (or multiple) of your readers understand these layers of your writing and what you're trying to do with a character, because it creates a bond between the two of you, an understanding in an off itself, a knowing, a belonging; like a (not so) secret/coded language where you as the writer leave the coded messages, and the reader interprets and deciphers the message.

And when someone deciphers and understands the message it's absolutely incredible. It's like a feedback loop where both parts are in absolute sync feeding each other information and keeping the "motor running", if I may say like that.

Such an incredible feeling! Which is why, like I said, offered me another opportunity to understand Kishi's predicament with Sakura - for example. He did say he was trying to do things with her, but sadly the message wasn't getting across to so many.

But for me, back then, it did. It's just that I didn't have any means to reach out to him and tell him all those things. Sometimes I wish I could have been able to, to make him understand that hey, look, there's someone out there who sees it, keep pushing it, keep doing it, I SEE YOU!

But alas, it didn't happen.

Which is why I'm writing Kaika today to be honest. Well, not the sole reason but one of them.

It's my way of saying back after all these years to Kishi (methaphorically speaking of course, cuz it's not like I could reach him or anything lol) - I see you. I always did. And for as much as I didn't agree with many parts of his story, especially the ending, and how mad I was with him back in the day, I still appreciate him for giving me Naruto and especially Sakura Haruno, a character that I'll greatly cherish.

Anyway, I went so much on a tangeeeent! Let me get back to the actual subject of your message here, haha.

So, for the story and the plot... I'm finally so happy I'm slowly getting to these parts of it and I am slowly but surely starting to move the plot forward, you have no idea. I've been meaning to do this for such a long time, and while I planted the seeds in the initial chapters, with all the things that were going in my personal life that prevented me from attending to the story as I wished, it's such a big relief to be able to finally get here.

And not only that, but do it in a natural and organic way, that stays true to its canon counterpart. Because one of my worries was, I have to admit, that after being gone for so long, I would loose that touch, if I may say so, when it came to my writing. That flavor I try to bring it.

I have to admit, it's still kind of on and off, because I've been away from it for a long time. Took me almost an year from chapter 11 to 12, for example. I felt terrible and I worried that it was going to affect my writing, as well as that natural and organic feeling I tried to give to the story when mirrored to OG material. Partially my writing was affected as I do see things I would've written differently every time I reread the chapters after publishing myself.

But at the same time if I would edit over and over and over again, I would've never publish them, so for now it's like move forward, and you'll get back to your groove as you get to writing it.

That's why I've written this chapter only and then I want to take a break to plan story arcs. Because I want to be done with that side so that then, I can go full steam ahead and only focus on improving my writing.

As for Naruto and Sakura, what I'm trying to do with them is actually have them move the plot forward, not just be pawns that witness how everything moves around them, but have them be the agents of change. And to do that, I wanted to delve deep into their psychological and emotional attributes - like you said, for Naruto being the Pein and Raikage storylines, which are one of the biggest antithesis to Naruto's idealistic self, and with Sakura I went from two angles - from a relationship with self POV and with others. With self it's the greatly missed opportunity with inner Sakura, and with others is through how she connects with the others and brings about real change, rather than staying back and feeling sorry for herself that she cannot do more than that.

I love exploring these aspects to be honest, because that's one of Kishi's trademark signature when it comes to his writing style - the way he delves into the deep pits of the human psyche and manages to engage both the heart and the minds of his readers.

Like I said in one many of my other posts and talks with people - the reason Naruto is successful as a story and so popular is because of emotional manipulation, actually. I know it may sound like a negative thing I'm saying, but it doesn't have to be.

I mean, it is and it isn't at the same time. Depends from what angle you decide to look at it. From one angle can be good, from another can be bad.

But as a standalone fact, that's the truth. Kishimoto was remarkably crafty at manipulating his reader's emotions and getting them attached to the story to this degree. For that, I applaud him, even if I don't agree with him on everything he did, I can still recognize this remarkable skill of his.

And for better or for worse, I learned a lot from him, storytelling-wise. So for that, I'll always be grateful. And so I found my way to do that - through Kaika.

As for Sakura wearing black - YAS! That's exactly why it is, haha. That's exactly why both of them are having more black than other colors in their designs. Because it's meant to represent the depths of their psyche, going into the deep end face whatever they find there on that path.

I know Kishi already did it with Naruto in OG, but that was more on a personal level. It was from a standalone POV. So I thought, ok, how can I put a spin to this, add my own touch while still being faithful to OG? So then, that's when the opportunity presented itself - in his vastly unexplored Hokage dream that neither the franchise didn't go too much in depth.

Or at least, not in the way I've seen it, because from what I saw, they did something, but too surface level if you ask me.

Personally, I like to go deep and drill in the darkest depths of the being, if I may say so, haha.

Which is precisely what I'm doing with Sakura on the other hand. Sakura is a goldmine! An unexplored, uncharted territory with whom you can do so much with. It's incredible, really. Like I said on my Twitter on a post, it baffles me that Kishi didn't do so much with her because the potential. Dear God, the potential!

But oh well, I guess that leaves me more room to play with, haha.

As for my dear Tsunade, when I started Kaika I have to admit I didn’t exactly knew what to do with her other than tying her with some plots regarding the whole medical advancements. But those are built to bring forth Sakura's development, so I can't have Tsunade outshine Sakura. In this case Tsunade's function as a character in the story is very limited. This would prevent properly portraying the exposition with the new generation surpassing the old one.

And as we know, due to the way Kishi developed Sakura, it's rarely truly noticeable who's the better medic and he often put Tsunade in even scenes that impact-wise imo, would've fit Sakura better from a writing pov.

But then I ADORE Tsunade, so then the issue rose - what do I do with her character, in such a way that while yes, in Sakura's story she doesn't outshine her and provides support, but still leaves a great impact and mark on the plot as a standalone character, outside of Sakura's influence? Because as I said, this story will be mainly Sakura Haruno centric. Buuuut, I want it to be a balanced story, still.

And upon analyzing the character better - that's when the opportunity presented itself that fit all that criteria - is a supporting character in terms of Sakura's medical ninja development, however, she's also standing her her own as a standalone character by being a cog in one of the wheels of the old system that I work on reforming to bring the new one, and all done nicely wrapped in the the theme of the old generation vs the new one.

And given that this story is going to be mostly a story that focuses on the female counterparts - Sakura, Tsunade, Hinata, Karin, Ino (it's like I literally did a flip of the OG story that focused on the male cast lol, now I realized it), and females being the nurturers and live givers, I found it perfectly to have Tsunade the one that takes matter into her own hands in the problem of the Uchiha genocide. Because at her core she's a nurturer, a life giver. Despite being so incredibly strong, she represents perfectly the very principle of the traditional woman.

Because you see, I believe there's nothing wrong in portraying women in their traditional views of nurturers, life givers and all those other attributes that are associated with the female gender.

It's a matter of how you do it. You can have a character that's both a girl boss and a tender nurturing lover, for example. Like Tsunade is.

After all, the symbol that is associated with the divine feminine principle is the circle (which also happens to be the Haruno symbol *winkwink*). A circle has 360 degrees which encompasses 360 angles from which you can view a particular subject.

A woman encompasses all those 360 ways you can look at her in ONE. One circle.

It's just a matter of male authors rarely being able to portray that.

But since I'm a woman, I guess it's easier for me to do it.

And I will. Through Kaika.

Thank you once again for your incredibly insightful message.

Like you see, I love talking about these things, since this message turned out to be incredibly long.

It's been quite a while since I've written such a long response to an ask I receive, haha. But you surely know how to pull out those things in me haha.

Thank you, once again, as I said.

Wish you nothing but the best.

Chatte

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✱ NOTE: Btw, I'm like, very gray on neopronouns and xenogenders, so you could follow me but just don't interact with me a lot cuz I might get pronouns here and there mixed up. I'm not an anti, just not to keen on the idea but will try my best. :^[[

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[theloveinc]

I don't know if I've asked this before, but if you were in MHA, what would you want your quirk to be? If you want a quirk that is lol Are you a Pro? A civilian? Somewhere in between? A villain?! 👀 Gimme the juicy deets on the MHA Catie

Also hi! Sorry I've been MIA - just wrapped up in work and stuff.

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trying not to start by yelling your name AWW, don't apologize for being busy!! just the other day i was wondering where you were, but as long as you're okay + taking care of yourself + doing what you need to do, i'm happy☺️ also, i've been even more shit at answering asks lately so it's probs been for the best

AND you're always so sweet for asking about me! i honestly don't deserve that kindness cuz i wanna be here for you and Y'ALL!!! but i appreciate the thought sooooooooooooo, SO much.

i have to admit, tho... i usually imagine myself as a civilian of some sort, mostly bc i'm currently pretty useless in my real life LOOL. i like to think i have some sort of cool, telekinesis quirk bc my dad is a tradesman who is literally descended from a clan (naruto vibes) ... but since i've never been much of doing-sports person, and have never felt that heroic, it's probs pretty underdeveloped.

one thing i envision a lot, however, is like... having run in w/ (a) villain(s) where i somehow end up telling them exactly how society has failed them and led them to the point that their at, bc a lot of my school revolves around childhood education asjdkffsdakjf so it's just constantly on my mind (also i'm sorry but aizawa's pedagogy sucks and i yell at him about it too. it's a good thing he teaches heros bc i wouldn't hire him for anything else) ... but that's just to say i think i have a few shining star moments that get me noticed somehow LMAOOOO.

that's kinda all separate and general tho, cuz it really changes + depends on what a scenario requires of me! but this is what i lean on when i'm free to think whatever!

bUT NOW tell me about you?? do you think we'd meet somehow in this world??? i love u lots and lots, ladybug<333

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my writing directory

I know, I know, it's very audacious of me to create a writing directory when I'm not one of those stellar writers with a gazillion fics. But! I figured this is a much better way to keep track of any writing posts I make here. That way (since my tumblr fics aren't in linear scene-by-scene progression atm) anyone can just see the other parts of the fic in one spot, and I get to have one spot to know exactly what I've posted!!

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WRITING STATS:

Fandoms I will prob write for at some point or another:

PJO / Riordanverse

Doom At Your Service

Stranger Things

Naruto

KOTLC (maybe idk)

MDZS/CQL

Love O2O/A Smile Is Beautiful

no i don't do rpf but I could be persuaded to do a cinematic universe fic

Fics currently on the go:

could die without you knowing, though - stranger things, platonic stobin dealing with tommy hagan dying (friendship weirdness), future fic (I'm talking like, they're full-on senior citizens), chrissy and eddie are alive. Tumblr & AO3

small mercies (your hands in my hair) - cisswap wangxian and gang are graduating highschool and it's their last summer in the same city. fireworks and love confessions and family feels. AO3

the currently unnamed obligatory three-days-in-the-infirmary fic - nico-centric, kinda character study, solangelo figuring things out post-BOO, kinda canon non-compliant bc idk the timeline between BOO and the other books, angst, grief, found family, softness. Tumblr only atm (the scenes are NOT in order of chronology lol)

like snakes in the grass - projected to be a JYL-centric time travel fix-it so massive I still haven't finished plotting it out lol. My OG huge fic I wanted to write. Will try posting little scenes. 'wind, peace, power;' on AO3 is supposed to be my practice run at the prologue. I will be rewriting that tho it's not my best work.

oh, haven't you heard? - a MDZS ficlet series starring gossip and rumours that are describing different canon divergences. ex. 1: oh, haven't you heard? NHS ran away to be with his lover in the burial mounds? no, you're crazy. Clearly the YLLZ abducted him. Not posted yet.

Snake In The Garden - meng yao character study.

burning like a glowing star - valgrace senior year, first meeting to kinda-lovers, right person wrong time. Tumblr

Fics that are FINISHED:

as the clouds roll in - pjo/riordanverse minor characters-centric college AU. part one of a three-part story about bianca di angelo taking care of her brother, figuring her life out, and making friends (+ Drew the unintentional major character). Anyone who can pick up on the clues (pretty easy ig) and figure out the setting, etc gets a cookie /j ! based on the vibes of 'On The Ride Home' by KC Katalbas bc I just love that song so much. AO3

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WRITING DIRECTORY

my ao3 which has some stuff on it if anyone wants to see that - it has all the fics that have the AO3 note on them. Should have said that lol

Every scene for the same fic will be listed in the order it's written/posted. If I end up finishing a story I'll reformat and dump the whole thing in plot-order on ao3. Cheers!

PJO / Riordanverse:

the as-of-yet unnamed obligatory three-days-in-the-infirmary fic: scene 0 - prologue-ish scene 1 - the library of social awkwardness or here (or in my heart, 'kidney function is a privilege, not a right') scene 2 - sleeping easy (also a current contender for epilogue or halfway mark in the story)

assorted scenes: good days and bad days (solangelo) too much (grover and percy and insecurities)

on the ride home-verse:

burning like a glowing star: scene 1 - I See Stars scene 2 - I can show you the world

Stranger Things:

could die without you knowing though part 0 - summary first chapter (robin gets the dreaded phone call)

MDZS/CQL:

Anyway, have a nice day y'all. <3

[saturnssz]

How true or false do you find what the person named s*s*k*/s*n said in your post? I would also like to hear your thoughts on ass/suke blogs (also I love bottom naruto😊😉😉)

Idk if you think I'm mad dumb or something but who adds (also I love bttm naruto) with a wink at the end nigga. I know you're one of their fans so I'll tell you straight up that you guys love to play as if you don't know what I'm talking about. I love hoe my post got over 100 cause people have noticed it too. They wouldnt agree if they didn't think so. I'm not afraid of mo one, nor do I care what you say. You guys obviously have no reading comprehension, and you love to play stupid. You truly think that your portrayal is more canon as if your kishimoto yourself. You're a hypocrite if you run around saying the other is "ooc", harassing folks and then go around and praise the ones who you like that do the same exact thing but opposite. Jsut recently, there was one of you bozos who were harassing an artist for not "fitting the portrayal" of your headcanon. It's truly hilarious. The favortive thing you guys love to do is say every sasunaru fan is "self inserting" despite it being way more prevalent nowadays with the other side. Something you guys can't understand is that you're no "canon" than anyone else's interpretation. I'm tired of y'all who can't stand the idea of someone not conforming to Sasuke being this helpless heroine. Which is fine if you want that, idc. But it's when you take the high ground and pretend as if this what is correct. [You're not]

[higness420]

Never Again

A/N: Hi guys! So this is going to be my very first fanfiction story that I have ever wrote. And to be honest, I'm glad it's with Madara lol. He's like my absolute fav character, ya know besides Naruto of course. Anyway, I hope that you guys enjoy my writing and I hope that it is up to y'all's standards! I would also like to hear any constructive criticism that you guys might have for the next story I might decide to write. Thank you so much for taking the time to read this!

Warning: Cussing, Hurt/Comfort

Pairing: Madara x fem!reader

Summary: Madara being Madara hurts his wife's feelings and then he realized that he fucked up.

*F/C means Favorite Color*

The sound of pots and pans could be heard throughout the entire house. You were making dinner for your husband and yourself, which was Madara's favorite dish, inarizushi. As you were preparing it, your thoughts had wondered to your husband. Madara was a very, very handsome man. With his long black, spiky hair along with his black eyes and strongly built body, you fell for him in no time.

*Flashback*

You were wondering around the village one day just minding your business when all of a sudden, you ended up face first into a strong, muscular chest. You looked up and your eyes had widened.

"I-I-I'm so sorry, Uchiha-sama. I didn't watch where I was going!" you exclaimed while bowing your head in respect.

"Don't worry about it. Just watch where you're going next time." He huffed out the response.

You looked up at him and just nodded while blushing furiously.

'My god. He is so handsome.' You thought to yourself as you were looking up at him. His black eyes were looking down at you, but his spiky hair framing his face just right and his navy blue yukata hugging somewhat close to his body, so you kind of got a glimpse of how muscular he actually was, on top of running into his chest as well. You just could not stop staring into his eyes though. You could tell that his guard was up, but his eyes...his eyes told a different story. He has saw much death, including his brother's, but they also held sadness and hurt inside of those eyes.

"What's your name?" He gruffly asked.

"Y/n" you replied.

From then on, you had decided that you wanted to become Madara's friend and friend you did. It took quite a bit of time, but eventually you were able to become quite good friends. It took a long time due to trial and error. There were certain things that he kept to himself until he was comfortable to be able to share those things. Eventually he had opened up about Izuna's death and it broke your heart to see him so disgruntled, hurt and saddened by his brother's death. But you were there to comfort him. At that moment, you knew you were in love him, but didn't know how to tell him. Then one day Madara had asked you to meet him by the lake, where you both would go to hangout and was considered "your spot". You met him there and he's already there standing in front of the lake on the grassy area just staring right at the lake.

"Madara," You said his name, breaking him out of his thoughts. He turned around to look at you and his eyes softened at the sight of you and he let out a soft, small smile.

"Come here, Y/n" he asked while holding his hand out.

You made your way towards him, putting your hand in his rough, calloused hand. He took it and gently pulled you toward him. He then wrapped his arm around you and just turned back to the lake, not saying a word. You just looked up at him, just admiring his beauty. His face relaxed while he was trapped in his thoughts, just looking at the brightly lit up lake. You saw the light of the waves that was gently moving due to the wind just reflecting on his face while his hair also moved along with the wind. You couldn't help but fall even more in love with him. He was so beautiful. You then turned back to the lake and just watched it with him. You felt his hand slide under your chin to lift it towards him and you looked up at him. He was now staring at you and was looking at you with such emotion that made your heart race in your chest. Madara then leaned down and gently captured your lips in his and gave you a soft but passionate kiss. You closed your eyes and returned the kiss with much passion as you could.

*End of Flashback*

You were brought of your thoughts when you heard the door slam close. You grinned from ear to ear because you knew your husband was home. You had wiped your hands off on your towel and went to greet him. As you were getting ready to leave the kitchen, he came around the corner speed walking. Your eyebrows drew softly together.

'Something's wrong', you thought to yourself, but you put on a soft grin.

"Welcome home, Madara." You said lovingly. He just grunted in response. You walked over to him, to which he had seated himself at the table, as dinner was almost done. You gave him a light kiss on the cheek and gave him a hug full of love.

"I missed you, honey." You said. Again, just a grunt in response. Now you know something is wrong.

"What's wrong, Madara?" You asked. This time he replied.

"Nothing, don't worry about it." He said rudely.

"Well, obviously something is bothering you, dear. Of course I'm going to worry about you. I love you." You said, placing your hand on his. He sighed in annoyance.

"And I'm telling you that I'm fine. You don't have to worry about me." He said, almost as if he's annoyed with this conversation.

"But I-" You were cut off with him suddenly pushing the chair back and slamming his hands down on the table, snapping.

"JUST SHUT UP ALREADY. I've already told you that there is nothing wrong with me! Why can't you leave well enough alone! GOD! You are just so annoying!" With that, he stomped to your shared bedroom leaving you in the kitchen with a now broken heart.

You didn't know what to do then. You didn't know how to feel at that moment. Of course, you were heartbroken, hurt and sad. But no tears had sprung up in your eyes. You just didn't know how to process what he just said to you. You slowly got up from the table and pushed in your and his chairs in. You quietly moved in the kitchen so he didn't come down to yell at you some more for being annoying. You had finished dinner, you covered his food and put it in the oven so it could be kept warm, but didn't even bother making your plate. You weren't hungry, no in fact you were far from it. You decided that you would leave the house. So you quietly walked to the front door, slipped off your slippers then slowly and quietly put your shoes on and slipped out of the house.

It was dark outside, no moon or the stars were out tonight. No, it was covered up with dark and ominous looking clouds. But you didn't care. You were just so numb and you didn't know where you were going. Just so caught up in your thoughts on your husband.

'Yeah, what a husband.' you thought bitterly. You scoffed softly. Before you knew it, your body had stopped. You were now in front of the lake that had so many wonderful memories. You shook your head to get out of your thoughts. You decided to move a little more towards in front of the lake and sat down on the grassy area and just stared straight at the lake.

That's when all of your feelings started to finally show themselves. You just started sobbing and breaking down, clutching your chest with your hands as if to stop the hurt from taking place in there, but you know that there was nothing you could do to prevent it. You thought that your husband had loved you. You thought that everything was okay between the two of you. Then as if nothing could get worse, the sky opened up as if feeling your heart throb in pain from Madara's words. Before you knew it, you were sobbing and soaking wet. You didn't care anymore. The rain could never make this pain go away, there was nothing that could make this pain go away. You bring your legs up to your chest, while wrapping your arms around your legs and laying your head down on your knees and just continued to sob. You didn't care if you got sick. You were just done.

Meanwhile....

Madara had finally calmed down and guilt was consuming him.

'Damnnit! I am so fucking stupid. Why did I say that to Y/n? It's not even her fault that I'm stressed. No, it's those fucking elders. Getting onto me about the stupidest of things and yet, I took it out on her. I need to go apologize to her.'

Madara slowly got up from the bed and made his way downstairs to the kitchen where he thought you might be. But to his surprise, you weren't there. He was confused. He looked in the living room, bathroom and any room that was in the compound house. But Madara couldn't find you. You had just vanished. He checked the hallway that leads to the front door and he then spotted your f/c slippers sitting there. So he went to go investigate and sure enough, your shoes were gone.

'She must've left.' Two seconds after that thought, his eyes widened and for the first time in a long time, he felt as if his heart was stabbed.

"Please, no. No, no no no no no. Oh god what have I done." He said to himself. He quickly slipped out of his slippers, put his shoes back on and left the house to go find his wife. Of course it was raining, but Madara didn't care. He wanted to find his wife.

'No, I NEED to find her. I love her so much. I'm so stupid. How could I do that to her when she has nothing but attentive, caring, loving, and making sure that I'm okay.'

Madara was berating himself. He knew he was an idiot. He looked for Y/n while running in the rain and was slowing panicking because he had no found her yet.

'Think, you fool. Where could she have gotten too?' He asks himself. Then all of a sudden, he heard crying sounds. His feet had carried him over to those sounds. And with a fond thought,

'Of course she would be here.' He said lovingly all the while sadly. Madara watched y/n sob her heart out of all the hurt that he did to her. His heart throbbed in pain and in sadness because he KNEW that he was the one that did this to her and hearing her cry made him want to die. He never wanted to hurt her this bad.

'But you did, asshole.' He thought.

Back to you…

You continued to sob your heart out, but you didn't know that your husband was watching you.

"I'm just nothing but an annoyance to him." You said to yourself, still not knowing he was watching, and now listening to you. "I should just let him be happy and let him divorce me. I'm just a good for nothing." You continued to put yourself down, furthering your heartbreak and his.

"My life is just meaningless."  You didn't hear his footsteps as he came running to you, tired of hearing you put yourself down because he was an asshole and took out his anger out on you.

You felt strong, warm arms wrap around you and was pulled into a chest. You looked up to see your husband gazing down at you with such guilt and remorse in his eyes. You shook your head and start struggling in his arms.

"Calm down, love." He said softly.

"No, I'm nothing but an annoyance to you. All I do is just annoy you." You said as you cried louder and harder all the while still struggling in his arms. He then took your chin in his hand and made you look at him through your tears and the rain. The rain was still pouring down on the both of you, but you and him didn't care. His hair was flattish due to the rain making his normal spiky hair not as spiky and rain droplets falling on his face. No matter the situation, you will always think he's beautiful. All of sudden, him shaking his head is what shook you out of your thoughts, tears still rolling down your face.

"No, you are not love. You will never be an annoyance or do you ever annoy me." He closed his eyes and sighed out in sadness. He then looked back at you with such love and guilt in his eyes. "I am so sorry for saying that you were annoying. You are such an amazing, talented, and most wonderful wife that anyone could ask for. And I'm so happy and honored that you chose me as your husband, Y/n. There is no one that I would rather be with other than you. You're it for me, sweetheart. I love you so much."

Your eyes had widened in surprise, "Madara" you whispered.

You wrapped your arms around his neck and buried your face in his neck. You felt his arms tighten around you and he just held you as if you were going to fade away at any moment. After a few moments, you lifted you head to look up at Madara and he was just gazing down at you with so much love in his eyes. He then leaned down towards you and you were leaning up to meet each other for a passionate kiss. His lips were soft against yours but also hard as well as he tried to pull you as close to him as possible. He wanted you to know that he loved you so much and that you weren't going anywhere. You tightened your arms around his neck enough to let him know that you also didn't want to go anywhere. After a few minutes, you both pulled back after having run out of air. All of sudden, he picked you up bridal style and you squeaked at the suddenness. He chuckled lowly all the while looking down at you with such love, that your heart swelled kicking out all the pain that was in there. You grinned up at him and giggled then snuggled against his chest.

After about ten minutes of your husband walking and carrying you, you both arrived at your home at the Uchiha compound. He held you close to him with one arm as he opened the door with the other. Once you were both inside, you slipped your shoes off and walked through the house and up the stairs to your bedroom. Madara had went into the bathroom to grab a towel, closed the door then dried off with a towel and changed out of his wet clothes into pajamas. You did the same as well. After you changed, you climbed in bed with your husband. Madara wrapped his arm around your waist and pulled you up against his chest and buried his face into your neck. You felt his breath against your neck and it made you shiver. He thought that you were cold, so he pulled you closer to him buried his face further into your neck.

"I love you, Y/n" Madara said in a hushed voice.

"I love you too, Madara." You replied, with such love and sleepiness in your voice. Eventually, you finally fell asleep.

"God, I don't deserve you. But I vow that I will NEVER AGAIN, ever, take you for advantage again, Y/n. Please don't ever leave. I love you." Madara whispered. Soon enough, he fell asleep in your arms, vowing to keep you there forever.

Fin

[cyhyr]

Summer of Whump - Forced to Watch

Fandom: Naruto

Rating: T

Pairing: Kakashi/Iruka

WC: ~870

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Additional Tags: Tied up, creepy whumpers, choking, established relationship, forced to watch, rope burn, asphyxiation, abrupt ending, TBC?

A/N: I wrote this in one sitting, this morning, on my phone, so if there are errors or it doesn't make sense I'm very sorry. I'm going to be taking a week or so off from SoW to finish up my KKIR Reverse Bang fic, but once that's sent off to the beta I'll do my best to catch up! There's no lead-up to this whump, so the entire thing is behind the cut; stay safe y'all!

This is a combo for my Bad Things Happen Bingo Board square: hogtied. I'll be posting an updated version of my Bingo Board for y'all to send in requests and prompts soon enough, so keep an eye out for that if you're interested in making a request!

If you want to be added to the tag list, comment below or send me a message!!

Tagging for Summer of Whump: @atereal @summer-of-whump @stupidbadgers

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"At least we're still together," Kakashi murmurs, fidgeting in his bonds as he lay on his stomach next to Iruka. They're each tied up in such a way that their hands and ankles are bound together, forcing a deep stretch in the shoulders and thigh. It's not too bad, or it wouldn't be if their attackers hadn't also placed chakra repression seals between their shoulders.

Kakashi's as weak as a kitten, but no doubt just as fierce. Whatever these people plan to do, he'll fight back however he can.

Beside him, Iruka has relaxed into the bonds, breathing deeply and keeping his eyes closed gently. His mouth betrays him though, twisted in either pain or worry, and Kakashi's not sure which one he would prefer it to be.

"Iruka? Are you alright?"

Iruka opens his eyes and winces. "You didn't… hear them, as we were being brought in?"

Kakashi frowns, trying to remember, but he had been so focused on making sure that the people ushering Iruka along weren't hurting him that he honestly wasn't paying attention to much of anything else. That's what he gets for going on a mission with his boyfriend, though. And Sandaime had warned him not to do it, that doing so was a serious conflict of interest.

But still. The mission required seal script knowledge. And there aren't many Konoha ninja who claim seals as their proficiency. So, bringing Iruka along was a logical choice, really.

"They want information, Kakashi," Iruka says. "And they're prepared to do anything to us to get it."

"I won't—"

"Have a choice in the matter," Iruka finishes for him, snapping. "You're the ranking member of this squad, and I'll defer to you, but protocol states that information not be given out even under torture."

"Iruka. You will do whatever you need to do to stay safe," Kakashi says, a harsh whisper.

"And is that Kakashi, my captain, speaking; or Kakashi, my boyfriend?"

His heart stutters and flips. He… he can't answer that. 

Doesn't get a chance to.

The flap on the tent they're being held in opens, and three people stride inside. The largest among them comes to Kakashi and lifts him to his knees, his wrists and ankles still tied together, forcing a slight arch to his back. The woman seats herself on Iruka's back, crossing her legs and smirking at his groan and deepening breath. And the last one comes to stand in front of Kakashi and puts his hands in his pockets, slouching nonchalantly, and says, "Tell us about the Konoha patrol shift schedules, the Archive door codes, and where to find the—"

"No." Kakashi snarls. "You're better off just killing me now. Hatake Kakashi, jōnin, registration number 009720. I will not talk."

The man smirks and steps back to stand beside Iruka, nudging his cheek with his boot. Iruka initially winces, but gathers his wits and steadies himself. 

"Maybe not now. But you will."

The woman speaks up, running her fingers through Iruka's hair. "We've done enough research into Konoha shinobi to know how much you all value each other, and this one is so very pretty, don't you think so, Boss?"

Kakashi watches Iruka close his eyes, like he's already admitting defeat somehow, and he seethes, "If you touch him—"

"Oh don't worry about that," the Boss chuckles. "We're going to do so much more than touch. Daki-chan, would you like to start?"

The woman grins and purrs, "You know I would." She leans over and twists her fingers in Iruka's hair and asks, "Will you speak, pretty boy?"

Through gritted teeth, Iruka says, "Umino Iruka, chūnin, registration number 011850."

"Iruka—!"

"That's what I thought," she giggles, and drops his head back to the ground. She takes a length of rope from the Boss, and Kakashi watches in horror as she wraps it around his neck and pulls it tight, choking him roughly. All the while she sits on his upper back, pressing his shoulders into the ground while his arms and legs strain with the position of the tie. He thrashes as much as he can, but he's in no position to free himself.

And Kakashi can do nothing but watch as his face turns red, then purple, before Daki lets go and Iruka sucks in air with heaving, coughing breaths. There's already the barest beginnings of rope burn on his neck from his thrashing. 

The Boss takes a knee in front of him. "Ready to talk yet?"

Kakashi can hardly breathe, but he can see Iruka's hard eyes staring at him from around the Boss's shoulders. Iruka would never forgive him if he gave these people information, and besides that there's no guarantee that even if he did that they'd let them live. Better to just… wait it out and see if he can get them free. They'll have to tire eventually. 

It takes all of his willpower and training to keep his voice steady as he responds, "Hatake Kakashi, jōnin, registration number 009720."

The Boss just laughs. "Alright, alright. So you need some more convincing. Daki-chan, would you continue, please?" 

Daki nods and pulls on the rope, "Certainly."

Kakashi watches, waiting for the moment when he can get them out of this.

[holy-crap-i-am-russell-adler]

@cayde-6 is my Destiny blog so if that replies to you instead of this one then that's why.

Edit: To those who want to be assholes about me thirsting over fictional characters y'all must be fun at parties, like is it a crime to like something because y'all seems to think so. Yes I know damn well that not a single one of them would even tell me the time of day but I don't have any chance in real life so let me fucking dream.

Also Adler is one of the tamer characters I thirst over.

Update 11/3/21

For those having an anxiety/panic attack I am completely open to helping distract you via DM, Discord or even Xbox/a crossplay game.

People who are under the age of 18 years old, I thought about it and I highly apologize but I really struggle with having no filter, I am sorry but I can't. I'm positive there's others in this community who will happily talk to you but I don't want to stress myself out watching what I say because it's one thing to slip up in front another adult but I internally beat myself up for slipping up in front of kids, I don't need to get anxiety when you're the one that needs to be calmed down

Anyone 18+ y'all have full range of things but if your uncomfortable with swearing let me know so I can senor myself as best as possible (warning I will slip, I have basically zero filter).

List of games I own, all on Xbox One:

Various Call of Duty games (Great at zombies, okay at Warzone and it's clones, I haven't played regular PvP for a long time.

Destiny 1 and 2 (Raids and Grandmasters are a if I feel like it and usually I don't, but don't be afraid to ask because while I suck at them I'm a Titan main that is all terrain and have almost all the exotics. Sorta okay at Trials of Osiris, Gambit I'm a Dredgen with a 6 times gilded title. Normal Crucible I'm decent with but not sweat level.

Minecraft, Minecraft Xbox One Edition I can play console's hard mode without sound if that gives any experience of how I am. Online realms I never went onto. Xbox one Edition snow and flying I was horrible at.

Green Hell (This one I'm good at and currently have saves at day 20+ except for one that got just broke somehow.)

Ark Survival Evolved (I got over my trauma but I have stupidly bad luck with tames.)

Games I can download as they're already in my Xbox, can download free games in Xbox store too. I don't know if all of these are multiplayer because I game share with my dad and he's the one who's download most of these so be aware I probably don't know how to play.

I almost own all Resident Evil games and I believe the only one I currently don't have is Code Veronica.

Elder Scrolls Online. I'm a tank Nord and can run a few things before my carpal tunnel kicks in.

Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Links

Battlefield 4

NHL 19

Madden 16

Madden 18

NBA 2K 20

Neverwinter (whichever update it's on)

Red Dead Redemption II

Smite (whichever update it's on)

Tom Clancy's The Division 2

There a few more but I believe they're single player.

Interests are: Call of Duty, Resident Evil, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Beyblade, Sherlock Holmes, Supernatural (have stopped on season 9), Doctor Who (need to watch 12's last episode then start 13's), Five Nights at Freddy's, Warrior Cats books by Erin Hunter, Voltron (no ships please), World War II, Spirit Animals book series from scholastic (need to finish series 1 and 2), art, Jurassic Park/World, Power Rangers, Team Fortress 2, Digimon, Naruto (haven't watched them all, only watched a handful of Baruto episodes).

I like the Disney Twitches movies, the Lion King movies (know a bit about The Lion Guard). I do like the Cars movies.

Am familiar with the MLP that just ended with Twilight Sparkle but haven't seen all the episodes, I usually play where's Doctor Whooves (the pony version of The Doctor from Doctor Who.)

I collect crystals because pretty rock is pretty.

BIG NO GO ARE SPIDERS AND ANY IDEAS OF BURNING ALIVE FANFICS, NO CANCER JOKES!

[forthereaderinserts]

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I'm gonna say something

I'm poppin off

Some of y'all bout to be real mad at me

But it must be said

Most animes are targeted towards boys and are generally a horrible medium to give a young girl to empower her

So we all know that certain anime genres tend to have sexist undertones. Nothing too obvious, just that female characters always seem to be super underpowered. Their main weakness is a boy, or they're a lot weaker physically than a boy less powerful than them.

In my most recent shit post Naruto chat, I mentioned that Sakura's character was essentially "I'm in love with Sasuke and I never seem to do anything in any of the episodes". Now you might think, "well hey! Hinata was in love with Naruto and she never really did anything other than be shy around him!"

And you're technically right, except she did a lot more than that. Plus, she has the excuse of not being in the main team the whole show focuses on. Sakura had all the potential to be an amazing character. She trained under a sanin just like Naruto and Sasuke, don't even get me started on how dirty they did Tsunade by making her the weakest out of the group, right from the start she was canonically shown to possess incredible strength and chakra control, she was objectively perfect.

But why didn't they make her as strong as her teammates? Sure, she wasn't essentially a god, she wasn't a target of the Akatsuki or related to one of their members, but she also had her run-ins with them. She fucking helped murder Sasori! One of the immortals! Shikamaru didn't even kill Hidan, he only trapped him in a hole, but he's still more useful than Sakura!

Another problem I have, is that it wasn't even that it was Sakura. They could have put any of the Konoha 11 girls and they still would have fuck them over. Tenten is a good example of an amazing ninja that would have turned out to be one of the most powerful ninja of her class. And they fucked her over in one of the filler arks, that's how little they care about what they're actually good at! I think it was the two tails ark in Shippuden? They could have put Tenten on the sealing team because, you know, she's a weapons and sealing specialist? But nope! Ino was clearly the best choice! The only girl who actually ended up working in a flower shop instead of training or climbing their ninja career ladder!

And why was flower arranging a skill all kunoichi had to learn??????? How is that necessary???????

And did you notice that, despite being supposedly more modern and progressive than the initial founding of Konoha, there was basically only enough girls to add one to every team. Just enough to say "hey look! A girl! Gender equality!".

Did you also notice that basically every healer nin was a woman? Or that a lot of the female ninja, even the teenage girls, wore skimpy outfits that would never protect them in a real battle. Or that whenever a ninja got cut and their outfit gets torn, it's usually in a money shot. Compared to when a male ninja get hurt and it's just their face or stomach or limb.

Did you notice how I said ninja and male ninja? Good, cause it shouldn't matter.

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[shotosbabie]

Reverse quirk hcs||

Headcanon recipe: Kirishima and Todoroki gets hit by a age changing quirk that makes them into kids again!

Headcanon flavours: Kirishima Eijirou and Todoroki Shouto

Headcanon requester: Anon

Gif is not mine! I may or may not have made this too long ⊙~⊙

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One scoop of Kirishima:

🦈Kirishima would be in the wrong place and in the wrong time as he had no time to react, the villain creating a purple like smoke surround Kirishima and fledding the scene

🦈Kirishima bursted in a fit of coughs before the clouds cleared up. He waved the smoke away as he saw his hands, they were tiny, the world became taller, he dashed his way to school

🦈He showed the gate guard his I.D, the guard looked down to see a child with red spiky hair, just like the picture, he was confused as to why he looked like a kid but waved it off and let him in

🦈The other kids were looking at Kirishima and whispering about why there was a kid version of Kirishima at school, Kirishima slid the door open, ushering his classmates voices, they look at the door but no one was standing there

🦈You were talking to Midoriya when the door opened, checking if it was Kirishima, you walked towards the door, confused, you went closer to what seem to be a smaller version of your boyfriend, going down to his size and asking him

🦈"Kirishima? What happened?" He looks up to you and wrapped his short arms around your neck, lifting him up, "A villian stopped me on the way to school and set out a cloud of purple smoke and all I knew I was turned small" he said in a small voice

🦈"We'll ask Aizawa about this later, but for now let's go sit you down", as of on cue, Aizawa tiredly comes in and everyone sat down, Iida raised his hand, "Yes, Iida?" Aizawa lazily said. "Kirishima got hit by villian's quirk this morning which resulted in him turning into a kid" he said in a 'matter of fact' voice, "We'll deal with this later, its too early in the morning, I'll take attendance and you will all go to All Might to train"

🦈After training with All Might, you led Kirishima to Aizawa as he asked, Aizawa asked "Do you remember the villian's face?" "Yes, he was wearing a navy tuxedo, a kitsune mask and a top hat, a pretty weird villian costume if you ask me" Kirishima answered, "We have a lead, but the effect wouldn't last long, maybe tomorrow you'll be back to normal but for now Y/N will take care of you" he said

🦈"Oh! I like that idea a lot!" Kirishima said, taking your hand and running out of the class, "What do you want to do?" You asked "Um maybe we can hang at the dorms? Im pretty beat" he said yawning and stretching his arms, "Okay let's go" as you walked back to the dorms

🦈You and Kirishima head to the common room, sitting on couch, Kirishima climbed up your chest, laying down on top of you. "You don't mind if I rest here for a bit right?" He asked cutely, "Of course not, you do this almost all the time even if you aren't kid sized. Kirishima was fast asleep as you slept soundly with him. After some hours passsd, you got woken up to the sound of a camera

🦈"Kaminari! You woke them up!" Jirou said, lightly slapping Kaminari's back, "I didn't know! They were so cute I had to!" He reasoned. "O-oh hey guys, back already?" You said, still slurred. Kirishima too began to wake up. "Mmm, Im hungry" he said, rubbing his eyes. "Come on let's get some food, noodles?" You said, "Sounds good!" He said, getting hyper and starts running around, playing with Kaminari

🦈"Kiri-bro, you look so cute when you're small" Kaminari ruffled his hair, "Ehh that's not manly at all! Don't touch my hairrr" he whined, Kaminari just chuckles. You place down the noodles and Kirishima comes up running to your side, climbing up the chair, getting ready to eat, as Kirishima was slurpping his noodles, you were staring at his face sweetly. "Is there something on my fwace?" He asked, his mouth still filled with noodles.

🦈"Hmm" you nodded, swiping your finger to wipe his face, "Is it gone?" "Yup"

🦈After he at, you let him stay in your dorm room, "Are we sleeping already?" He asked, "We can watch a movie if you want" you said, he nodded furiously, "Let's watch Coco!" "Alright"

🦈As you and Kiri were munching your chips, you felt something heavy fall onto your shoulder, gently looking to your side, seeing Kirishima, knocked out. "He just fell asleep like that?" You whispered, turning off the TV and snuggling little Kirishima closer to you

🦈Morning came and Kirishima was fortunately back to his teen self, he was still snuggled up against you just like he was yesterday. He stirred in his sleep, as he opened his eyes to connect with yours, his face becoming red by a minute, "Good morning Eiji" you gently said, kissing the top of his nose, he smiled as he buried his face in your neck "Good morning, and thank you for taking care of my kid self yesterday" "Anything for you"

With the topping of Todoroki:

🍧Your class had another encounter with LOV when your boyfriend got struck with the age reverse quirk, at first it was a handicap because he was one of the powerful people in the place right now but now your bf was a kid that can't control his fire side

🍧"I felt useless Y/N" he told you as the pro heroes bursted in action to take the other remaining villians down as the others have escaped, "Sho, don't be, it wasn't your fault" you reassured him

🍧"It was partially mine, if only I focused more and-" he kept rambling so you just set a hand on his face, "It's okay now Sho" you said, smiling at him, clearly making him settle down, he sighs as he looks down on his body, "How am I suppose to protect you now? My body's so small and I have no control of my fire quirk at all" he cutely complained

🍧"I guess I can protect you this time around" you proudly say, as Iida tells you and Todoroki to go in the bus so the pro heroes can clean the place up, as the bus ride back to school, Shouto felt his eyelids began to feel heavy, then he falls asleep, his head falling forwards but then you catch his head and place it on your shoulder and patted his head

🍧You all came back to school as you gave Todoroki a piggyback ride as he was still asleep, your female classmates doting about how cute he looked like, you continued the rest of the day normally, finally going back home, ready to sleep.

🍧"Y/N" Todoroki called out to you, you look at him. "Yes Sho?" You asked tiredly, "Do you have soba? Im hungry" he asked. "I don't think I do, but Kaminari and Sero are out, maybe I could text them to buy you soba" "Yes please" he said, as he sat on the couch.

🍧"Y/N" Todoroki called out to you again, "Yes?" "After eating are we going to sl-" Shouto got interupted by Mina's scream, she goes up to little Todoroki and pinches his cheeks. And repeated the phrase 'So cute' over and over again, mean while you texted Kaminari about Shouto's soba which he replied to with a 'Okie 👍👁👅👁'

🍧Then next Uraraka and Yaoyoruzu came out as well as Jirou and Hakagure. They all sat around Todoroki, Yaomomo made Todoroki toddler outfits like a prince outfit, a naruto cosplay, and a lot more clothes, he is not gonna need those in the morning.

🍧As the girls were talking to Todoroki, he leaped down and tapped you leg, making you look off your phone, you carried Todoroki as he layed his head on your shoulder "Your soba should be coming by no-" the door opened to Kaminari and Sero with plastic bags, Sero handed you the plastic bag with Todoroki's cold soba.

🍧"Thanks you guys" you said, "No prob" Kaminari said as he headed upstairs, Sero following behind him. "What's in the bag?" Mina asked, "Oh, food for Shouto" as you headed up to your dorm room with Shouto on one arm and the plastic bag on the other. The girls were talking to each other, probably playing would you rather.

🍧"We'll eat here" you said, closing the door with the foot, and setting Shouto down on your bed, giving him tne styrofoam bowl and chop sticks, he got some noodles and excitedly ate them

🍧You looked at him, he looks up. "Say ah" he said, bring the chopsticks with noodles close to your mouth. "Heh thanks" you said before opening your mouth and eating the noddles, y'all took turns eating.

🍧Throwing away the container, you made yourself comfortable on the bed with Shouto as he curled up next to you, "Good night Sho" "Night night"

🍧The morning rays hit your face as you woke up, you noticed Shouto came back to his normal size self, quite missing his kid version. He opened up his heterochromatic eyes to yours. "Good morning love" he said, with his raspy voice that melts you. "Hmm, good morning, had a nice sleep?" "The best one yet, maybe because I slept next to the one I love" he smoothly said. "Thanks for taking care me of me, I wouldn't know what to do without you" that was his way of saying 'I love you'.

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Some Hellsing Abridge quotes I like:"Ah the return of the why boner. With a vengence.""Y'all know you're Naruto running, right?""You don't need to listen to your leader when your leader's acting like a daft cunt!""Don't weep for the stupid, you'll be crying all day."

All of them are good and the last one is a philosophy to live by.