#Xmas songs are trash

[hachama]

Hey, PSA: this is a rough time of year for retail and service industry workers. I no joke enlisted to get out of retail. I did permanent damage to myself to get away from that industry, and I would do it again.

So, be patient with them. A lot of them haven't worked in their current roles for very long, and all of them are over worked, underpaid, and under enormous pressure to make this The Most Wonderful Time for all their customers. Don't make things any harder than they have to be.

[rachelbethhines]

Speed-running Doctor Who - 10th Doctor

A quick and dirty guide for those who want to get into the show, but don't want to watch everything from the beginning.

For Those Who Just Wanna Get An Idea of the Era

The Unicorn and the Wasp - S30E7

Look, if you're only going to watch one Tenth Doctor story then it needs to be one with Donna Noble in it, and this one is fairly continuity lite to start you off with.

Plot Important Episodes

Entrances, Exits, Enemies, Lore Drops, and Character Development

The Christmas Invasion - 2005 Xmas Special (Tenth Doctor's introduction and an important development in Harriet's story arc)

New Earth - S28E1 (the return of Cassandra and the introduction of New Earth and the Face of Boe)

Tooth and Claw - S28E2 (kicks off the Torchwood arc)

School Reunion - S28E3 (the return of Sarah Jane and K-9, and Mickey officially joins the Tardis)

The Girl in the Fireplace - S28E4 (introduces the clockwork monsters)

Rise of the Cybermen/The Age of Steel - S28E5&E6 (reintroduces the Cybermen, Pete Tyler, and the idea of parallel worlds)

The Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit - S28E8&E9 (introduces the Ood)

Love & Monsters - S28E10 (character development for Jackie)

Army of Ghosts/Doomsday - S28E12&E13 (the conclusion of the Torchwood arc, the parallel universe arc, introduces the Cult of Skaro, and Rose leaves the Tardis)

The Runaway Bride - 2006 Xmas Special (Meet Donna Noble)

Smith and Jones - S29E1 (Martha's introduction)

The Shakespeare Code - S29E2 (Martha's first trip in the Tardis)

Gridlock - S29E3 (the return of New Earth, the Macra, and the Face of Boe. Also the Doctor tells Martha his tragic backstory)

Daleks in Manhattan/Evolution of the Daleks - S29E4&E5 (second part of the Cult of Skaro trilogy)

The Lazarus Experiment - E29E6 (brings Martha's family troubles to the fore and establishes her mom as an antagonist while starting the Harold Saxon arc)

Human Nature/The Family of Blood - S29E8&E9 (character development for both Martha and the Doctor, introduces the idea of the Chameleon Arch)

Blink - S29E10 (meet the Weeping Angels)

Utopia - S29E11 (Derek Jacobi is back and so is Captain Jack)

The Sound of Drums/Last of the Time Lords - S29E12&E13 (meet Harold Saxon... aka The Simm Master. Martha leaves the Tardis at the end)

Voyage of the Damned - 2007 Xmas Special (the Doctor meets Wilf for the first time)

Partners in Crime - S30E1 (Donna is back!)

The Fires of Pompeii - S30E2 (Donna's first real trip in the Tardis and character development for the Doctor)

Planet of the Ood - S30E3 (Return of the Ood and a squeal to The Sensorites)

The Sontaran Stratagem/The Poison Sky - S30E4&E5 (the Sontarans are reintroduced and Martha comes back for a bit)

The Doctor's Daughter - S30E6 (the only appearance of the Doctor's daughter, Jenny)

Silence in the Library/Forest of the Dead - S30E8&E9 (River Song's introduction)

Midnight - E30E10 (character development for the Doctor)

Turn Left - E30E11 (character development for Donna and the return of Rose)

The Stolen Earth/Journey's End - E30E12&E13 (the last part of the Cult of Sakro arc, the reintroduction of Davros, the return of Jack, Mickey, Jackie, Pete, Sarah Jane, and Harriet, the conclusion of the Doctor/Donna arc, the introduction of the doctor's clone, and the Doctor's finale goodbye to Rose)

The Waters of Mars - 2009 Special (character development for the Doctor)

The End of Time - 2010 Holiday Special (Both The Master and the Time Lords return, The Tenth Doctor reintegrates, we say goodbye to Wilf, and Donna finally gets married)

Personal Favorite and Least Favorite Stories

Because one man's trash is another man's treasure and vice versa

Favorite: The Next Doctor - 2008 Xmas Special

Least Favorite: The Idiot's Lantern - S28E7

(disclaimer: no spin-offs or extended universe stuff was considered when making this list)

[wherewhereare]

Itsmylife makes a good point. Too much time is spent digging through trash. The tabloids aren’t just focused on Blake and Gwen. All couples are getting crap. Even Emily Blunt and John. Julia and Danny. Goldie and Kurt. Jlo and Ben. More and more celebrities are pulling back so rag’s create content. And right now, in this current atmosphere, I’d be laying low too. But no one talks about the positive. The sweet Xmas pics. The fact that YMIFLC went platinum on 12/4. That Blake has a song in Ryan Goslings new movie that’s premiering at South by Southwest. That Gwen’s business is expanding. That Blake’s business is expanding. New music. Tour. As Joanne pointed out they are about to get a whole lot busier. And January is a bleech month. So they are together, chilling and enjoying their time together.

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[posttexasstressdisorder]

This one. This one right here. One of these was my very first cassette recorder, got it for xmas of '69 or '70. It had a little square corded mic that I would set in front of the speaker of the radio and record my favorite tunes off the AM radio. It was the one I used to record songs from the American Top 40 shows, even had the very first show that aired.

I recorded a ton of stuff, almost wore out the T-handle mechanism. You'd press the red button in and push the T-handle down at the same time. The mic could control the tape mechanism (simple on/off switch) so I'd set the machine up to record and wait by the radio to flip the little switch on the mic when a song I wanted came on.

And it was a totally manual "you flip the damn door open and take the damn tape out yourself" sort of machine. No elegant eject mechanisms here.

This one got retired when I got my Panasonic RQ-413S a few years later...a recorder that was worlds better, sound-quality wise. But this little guy was no slouch...it took a ton of abuse, and served me well. I think I just wore it out.

Like everything else I had, my parents either sold it for two bucks in a garage sale or trashed it, once I went off to college.

[thenightling]

A small pet peeve of mine is the British assumption that all Americans say "Trash" instead of "garbage" and "Fall" instead of "Autumn."

(Small note for people misunderstanding this post: This is NOT about What Brits say. It's about what Brits think Americans say. I know about the word "Rubbish." Thank you. It exists here too, it's just not as common as "Trash" or "Garbage." I should not have had to add this disclaimer...)

Both words are correct here in the US.

I'll start with Autumn.

The only reason the word "Fall" became popular is because it's literally cheaper to print (or it used to be). This is the same reason Hallowe'en lost the ' here in America even though both Halloween and Hallowe'en are correct according to dictionary dot com.

Many years ago it saved money on printing by shortening words. It's why there are Xmas things and why Hallowe'en lost the ' in most American merchandise. And also why "Fall" seemed to become popular, because merchandise and postcards started to favor the slightly shorter word.

Lots of Americans still say the word autumn. I, myself, prefer autumn. You hear the word "Autumn" in the song "Into the Unknown" from Over the Garden Wall, the American-made animated mini-series by Patrick McHale.

Also there are the "Autumn People" from Ray Bradbury's Something Wicked This way Comes. Ray Bradbury only passed away in 2012. The film version of Something Wicked This way Comes was made in 1983. That's not that long ago in the grand scheme of things. An American-made movie by an American author born in the Mid-West.

Autumn is actually still a very popular girl's name here. One of my best friends has a niece named Autumn.

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Now for Trash and Garbage.... This is actually sort of regional. Both are correct in the US and neither sounds strange to American ears (usually). Where I live, in New York, you hear both used pretty regularly.

You hear one parent tell a child "Take out the trash." while another might say "Take out the garbage." We say "Garbage dump" and many people have "garbage disposals." (Not everyone has one though).

There's the famous parody trading cards "Garbage pail kids."

And if something is bad or vulgar you'll hear someone call it trash or garbage, equally interchangeably.

There are some states where one word might be favored over the other but both are used pretty evenly here in New York state.

Try to remember, America is like fifty small countries in a trench coat. And each one makes up its own dialect, accents, and even word swaps. Some states say "Pop" others say "Soda." And at least one calls everything "Coke." :-P

It even happens within the same state. When I moved upstate (New York) I tried to order an eggplant hero at an Italian restaurant. The waiter looked at me like I had sprouted a second head. I went through several words. Hero, sub, hoagie... Finally he recognized the word grinder.

Shopping carts are called shopping carts or shopping baskets intechangibly here too.

And though Parking Lot is more common, there are people (usually older) who say Parking Field. With "Grey" and "Gray" both spellings are considered correct in the American dictionary. The reason we spell certain words weird like our "Color" instead of "Colour" and our use of the double quotation marks for a single quote and singular for a quote within a quote (when it's the opposite in the UK) is because Noah Webster was a linguist who believed if he changed words just slightly, and certain grammatical rules slightly, it would help provoke American-English to evolve into its own language. Thanks to inventions like the telephone, and movies with sound, and now the Internet this is never likely to happen.

[jossujb]

@puella-peanut tagged me into this, thanks :D

3 Ships: 

SPN: Sabriel. I mean like, there are people who ship Sam and Gabriel and then there are people who are wrong ahahahha xD

No but seriously, their character beats mirror each other, they are little brothers who got forced into situations they don’t wanna be in. Besides, tho Sam and Dean are the protagonists, the writers favored Dean that he became de facto the main character. Gabriel is one of the very few characters in the whole series who paid primary attention to Sam. I dunno, i ticks me, every time I think of I am done with this fandom I get fond feelings over them

Cobra Kai: Lawrusso. Oh my fucking god with these karate trainwrecks xDD No but, they kinda compliment each other too. Neither of them is completely stable in the head, Johnny is more outwardly trash, but sometimes I am like, you know, Daniel is kinda sad sod too xD Plus admire balls to the walls lets ruin our lived over karate kinda attitude. Mach made in karate heaven, I mean, what are the changes of finding that person who is just equally as fucking wild about the special interest. Besides I started karate classes myself because of these motherfuckers.

Jago & Litefoot: Prof. Litefoot/Mr. Jago :D I man, what I can even say, other than list Chronoclasm and tell me Litefoot didn’t just like declare his love in action right there. Not mention the the triangle drama with vampire, couple shenanigans on the run or in another universe. Jago was crying when he though Litefoot was stuck in that snowglobe and giving a full I love you speech. Only reason thy might not be in the books as canon is the fact that they’re both Victorian idiots who can’t express their emotions right.

Last song? Kiss from a Rose by Seal. I’ve been listening the Soundtrack album for Batman Forever on repeat for couple weeks now, I dunno. Gives me the feels.

Last movie? I watched the Puss in Boots in theaters. That was quite honestly the best movie of the year, not gonna lie.

Currently consuming: I have some sugar free ginger soda I bought from post xmas sale.

Currently watching: I am in the middle of Sophmore year on D20′s Fantasy High, even though I know I am not even getting more content for my shipping feels xD

Currently reading: I got a vintage edition o Yrjö Kokko’s fairytale Pessi & Illusia about a little troll boy and a fairy and that’s a classic. 

Currently craving: I just really want to eat all the sweet stuff, candy and chocolate and whatnot, but I am trying to be healthy so like. Suprssing those feels I guess.

Anyway, thanks for asking :D

[lavender-annd-lilac]

Lloyd rolls his eyes at the choice of music playing quietly from your room, wondering how anyone could stand listening to it

Me too bro. Like, people have entire CAREERS based on xmas music. *cough*Michael Bublé. And Mariah Carey could prob live off the royalties from her xmas songs for the rest of her life and her next 4-6 reincarnations!! 🤑

He strolls to your room, his little legs making him slower

I’m curious about the layout of this house. Like, where is the point of entry? Are they coming in through the mail slot? How far do they have to walk to get to her room? I feel like Lee had an easier journey bc he only had to walk to the living room.

hearing what the others had done made Lloyd jealous

So do they just casually talk about this at work or

the boss needed him

For what🤨??? Maybe the boss should like, stop lurking in the shadows and do some actual work himself for once smh.

Gripping the sheets, he pulls himself up. Ignoring the pain in his muscles from the extreme activity

I’m disappointed at his lack of athleticism and low pain tolerance tbh. I expected better.

sauntered over to where you rest

My brain for no reason: I feel like this mattress is a 7-10 on the firmness scale - a medium firm to very firm rating

Me: why

Brain: ok bc like,

they are just walking on her bed over to her body like it’s flat terrain, no issues

If the mattress was memory foam or super soft, it would be like walking through a swamp, very difficult, a lot of resistance.

If it was really bouncy, it would be like walking across a trampoline - not exactly strenuous, but it would take some effort to balance and not fall over.

Me: u know what that makes a lot of sense. This was one of ur better TED talks I have to say.

needing to know why Jake kept talking about it as though it was the most delicious thing in the world

Lmao he’s like, Jake has the unsophisticated, trash palate of a feral raccoon 😒. His opinion means dick to me when it comes to taste. I’ve seen him eat peanut butter, mayonnaise and lettuce sandwiches 🤢 I need to sample this for myself

as for now, Lloyd wanted to do what he came here for. 

My brain: Ok so he’s the only one other than Johnny who came in with a plan. But, he has the added benefit of extra intel from the other elves so, I’m expecting a higher level of preparation.

Me: why can’t we apply this level of analysis to our own life??? 😩

Deciding to pull his hat and sweater off, he presses his bare body against you

If this mf-er also goes cave diving without an anchor line I’m going to be PISSED.

Lloyd huffs, annoyed some woman is making him seem weak and like he has no self-control

Dude… u did this to yourself lmao

Finally having enough with the child’s play

Whoa ok idk what ur childhood was like buddy, but I hope u never have a kid lol

Wondering how a little slut like you had this hold on them all

Men: yeah, we’re so strong and tough! We can hunt! We can fight! We’re smarter, faster, and more athletic than women! We are the superior gender!!! 😤😤😤💪💪💪

Also men: oh no! I am aroused!! I have a boner!!! Omg a WOMAN did this to me! I had no control of the situation! This is a personal ATTACK!! There is literally nothing I could do to protect myself. She needs to shut herself away and wear a potato sack instead of aggressively living her own life like it doesn’t have a direct effect on me, an innocent male bystander 🥺🥺🥺

Hating how he’s become weak for your cunt, hating that he has no power

YIKES dude needs rehab, this is like some Trainspotting/Requiem for a Dream drug dependency talk 😩

The vibrations from his groans cause you to stir in your sleep slightly

He’s like the size of a baby carrot, how is his voice vibrating anything 🤨 like, a gerbil can squeak all day and it wouldn’t even shake a leaf

“This pussy is mine! You stupid little bitch!”

Me stealing rescuing a cat from the pet store and rollerblading away as the security guard chases after me

“Think you have power over us?! You don’t! You’re just some whore who likes being used by a bunch of elves!”

Pls get this man a padded cell the delusion is unreal 😵‍💫

his pointed ears twitch as he snarls

Pls take this man out of the padded cell bc this is cute 🥺

Lloyd decides to sneak a look at you, wanting to take in your peaceful form

Aaand show’s over. We can put him back in that cell now

quickly clearing his throat and acting as though he wasn’t caught

Honestly, this kind of behaviour has worked for every single US president in the past so there must be something to it 🤷‍♀️

Deny till u die lol

keeping eye contact as he begins to redress, making sure his pointed hat is on correctly.

The AUDACITY 😱 imagine like, trashing your entire workplace bc u didn’t get an xmas bonus, and then when the cops get there u just stare them dead in the eyes as u call an Uber and then waltz on outta there 🙃

Lloyd smirks, giving you a wink before turning, jumping off the bed, and disappearing into the night.

This is very cat woman tbh. I can see Selina Kyle doing this after she robs entire house and hops out the window 😼

not knowing why these tiny men kept choosing you out of the many women in the world

Haha imagine she slept through an entire zombie apocalypse or something and she’s literally the last woman on earth

You are so deep in thought that you don’t see the large man sitting in a chair in the corner of your room, a plate of biscuits in one hand and a glass of milk in the other.

Ok but did Lloyd not see him either or…. lmao 😂

He is thinking of ways to punish his workers for getting caught

So obvi I’m not a lawyer, but I’ve watched Legally Blonde so I’m basically like an unlicensed lawyer

OBJECTION your honour!!

This seems like a situation where boss man shouldn’t be able to bring charges against his employees without also implicating himself tbh. 🧐

Dude can’t just say “aha! I saw you at the devil’s black mass you heathen!!“ bc like bitch, what were u doing at the black mass huh??? Why were u there in the first place Karen???🤨🤨🤨

Also, what exactly is the charge here?😧

𝒋𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒔

🎄christmas masterlist🎄

warning - smut, slight somno, tiny elf male, human reader, stalker behaviour.

18+ only please, the gif and header aren't mine.

Warnings and Reminders - Please do not plagiarise, copy, repost/republish, adapt, or translate any of my work on any social media platforms, apps, or third-party sites. The only platforms I post my work on are: Tumblr and Wattpad. I do not own any character of any franchise (Marvel etc.) All my works are fiction and may be dark or triggering content: READ ALL WARNINGS BEFORE PROCEEDING.

‘Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way’

Lloyd rolls his eyes at the choice of music playing quietly from your room, wondering how anyone could stand listening to it. He strolls to your room, his little legs making him slower, but he brushes that off, knowing that once he enters your space, he’ll get his prize.

A smirk appears on Lloyd’s face when he enters, eyes landing on your naked, unconscious form. He quickly jogs over to your bed, his mouth salivating at the thought of finally getting to have you and hearing what the others had done made Lloyd jealous. He wanted to have the first taste and feel of you, but sadly, the boss needed him. 

Gripping the sheets, he pulls himself up. Ignoring the pain in his muscles from the extreme activity, the thought of being inside you was too strong. Once Lloyd reached the top, he excitedly smugly sauntered over to where you rest. He drools when his eyes land on your glistening cunt. His pants are tight as his vast member strains against them, balls aching to fill you with his cum. 

Once he gets close enough to smell your sweet cunt, Lloyd quickly strips from his pants. Being eye level with the best thing he’s ever seen felt like heaven. He leans forward and pokes his tongue out, needing to know why Jake kept talking about it as though it was the most delicious thing in the world. The moment his tongue connects with your soaking core, his eyes widen, and Lloyd quickly jerks back. You taste so sweet as if you were made for them. If he didn’t pull back, he’d end up devouring you, which could wait for later. Because, as for now, Lloyd wanted to do what he came here for. 

Deciding to pull his hat and sweater off, he presses his bare body against you. His impressive length pushed between your lips, thrusting against you. Lloyd huffs, annoyed some woman is making him seem weak and like he has no self-control.

Finally having enough with the child’s play, he grabs hold of his throbbing base, lining his red mushroom tip with your hole before sliding in. The feel of your warmth and wetness causes his eyes to roll back. Wondering how a little slut like you had this hold on them all, irritating Lloyd to the point where he snaps his hips in and out of you. Hating how he’s become weak for your cunt, hating that he has no power. 

He leans forward, sucking your swollen clit into his mouth as he slams into you. The vibrations from his groans cause you to stir in your sleep slightly, and arousal begins to leak out of your tight hole. Lloyd’s little hips move faster, head tilting back as his mind becomes fuzzy from the pleasure. 

“This pussy is mine! You stupid little bitch!” An angry grunt leaves his lips as he continues to slam into you. “Think you have power over us?! You don’t! You’re just some whore who likes being used by a bunch of elves!” Lloyd shakes his head as his eyes become cross-eyed, his pointed ears twitch as he snarls, taking your clit into his mouth again. His little moustache brushes against you as he starts to suck your button. Lloyd’s hands grip wherever he can as his pace becomes too much.

He feels his body tense. His cock throbs rapidly from between your walls, twitching and pulsating madly as his end approaches in an incredible time, a feral groan escaping his mouth as his balls tighten. His hips jerked harshly into your weeping cunt, his sweet cream shooting out of his tip and directly into your awaiting hole. 

Taking his time to catch his breath whilst his cock softens inside you, Lloyd decides to sneak a look at you, wanting to take in your peaceful form. He opens his eyes and looks up from where the two of you are connected. His eyes widen when he notices you staring down at him before quickly clearing his throat and acting as though he wasn’t caught. He pulls his cock out of you, keeping eye contact as he begins to redress, making sure his pointed hat is on correctly.

Lloyd smirks, giving you a wink before turning, jumping off the bed, and disappearing into the night. Leaving you to blink as you continue to stare at the spot he was last at, your brows furrow in confusion and wonder, not knowing why these tiny men kept choosing you out of the many women in the world.

You are so deep in thought that you don’t see the large man sitting in a chair in the corner of your room, a plate of biscuits in one hand and a glass of milk in the other. A dark look casts his face as he stares at your defiled nude form. He is thinking of ways to punish his workers for getting caught. Luckily he knew about this before you began to ask questions. A smirk forms on his face when he thinks of finally getting his turn.

thank you for reading!

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[katenessfiles]

Well nobody reads this anyway and if they do good for you. But I’m sad even though I stoped talking to Murdock due to I decided I wasn’t going to live in the past anymore. He still did try and talk to me though after I put him on a pedi stool next to other shit people. He wasn’t the best person in the world sometimes. And he was a drug addict and alcoholic… we had good times I never fucked him like all the other girls did. Instead he hung out with me and we got to high and he listened to my poetry from my diary, he was literally one of the only people who ever heard it or actually listened… thanks for taking me home that one morning early Xmas even though you didn’t want to. lol I should have just stayed cuz I ended up getting kicked out that day. Yes on Xmas!!

Geeze

lol I’ll never forget finding you in the trash at nocturnal wonderland and picking you up asking you what the hell you where doing laying in raver trash. And I don’t even know how it was even possible finding someone at a rave massive that i knew on the ground that fucked up, but I’m glad I was there to help get you up while other people just walked by not even noticing you laying on the ground.

I’m sorry you died Murdock and I hope your in a good place now. Here’s some pix of when time was good from the first rave we met and you where drunk and creepy but Sadie and I still hung out with you for most of the night to some of the last Facebook messages. And the nirvana song you showed me…Something inside though says your dead though. Bye bender warlock. Luv ya

***update THE DEATH WAS A RUMOR!! Wtf!! **brain fuck!! lol so happy your alive!! Luv ya **2024

[eyeofthtiger]

xmas songs are trash

[rachelbethhines]

Speed-running Doctor Who - 11th Doctor

A quick and dirty guide for those who want to get into the show, but don't want to watch everything from the beginning.

For Those Who Just Wanna Get An Idea of the Era

A Christmas Carol - 2010 Xmas Special

Timey Whimey, fairy-tale like, charming, doesn't make a lick of sense, messes with established continuity, and accidentally makes the Doctor into a unrepentant mega arsehole. All while boasting scrumptious design and bedazzling direction. It's style over substance, which is basically the Eleventh Doctor's era in a nut shell.

Plot Important Episodes

Entrances, Exits, Enemies, Lore Drops, and Character Development

The Eleventh Hour - S31E1 (Eleventh Doctor's first episode; introduces Amy and Rory, kicks off the Silence arc)

The Beast Below - S31E2 (Amy's first trip in the Tardis, re-establishes the shows premise)

The Time of Angels/Flesh and Stone - S31E4&5 (reintroduces River Song and the Weeping Angels)

The Vampires of Venice - S31E6 (Rory's first trip in an the Tardis and more development of the Silence arc)

Amy's Choice - S31E7 (character development for Amy and the Doctor)

The Hungry Earth/Cold Blood - S31E8&E9 (reintroduces the Silurians and Rory goes missing for awhile)

Vincent and the Doctor - S31E10 (fallout from the events of the previous story/character development for Amy)

The Lodger - S31E11 (Meet Craig! Also foreshadowing for events in the season 32)

The Pandorica Opens/The Big Bang - S31E12&E13 (season finale, ending of the first half of the Silence arc, Rory returns, we have Amy and Rory's wedding at the end)

The Impossible Astronaut/Day of the Moon - S31E1&E2 (kicks off the River Song/kidnapped baby arc, starts the second half of the Silence arc)

The Curse of the Black Spot - S32E3 (Captain Avery and his son will be important during the mid-season finale)

The Doctor's Wife - S32E4 (The Tardis becomes a human)

The Rebel Flesh/The Almost People - S32E5&E6 (we find out Amy is pregnant and then she gets kidnapped)

A Good Man Goes to War - S32E7 (mid-season finale, the Doctor and Rory rescue Amy, Amy gives birth to her and Rory's daughter Melody, Melody then gets kidnapped, first appearance of the Paternoster Gang)

Let's Kill Hitler - S32E8 (we find out that River Song is Amy and Rory's long lost daughter Melody, thus ending the kidnapped arc.)

Closing Time - S32E12 (Craig returns!!!)

The Wedding of River Song - S32E13 (The Doctor and River get officially married and we pretty much end the Silence arc)

Asylum of the Daleks - S33E1 (There's some drama about Amy and Rory getting a divorce but it's resolved by the end. Also we meet Clara for the first time)

Dinosaurs on a Spaceship - S33E2 (Rory's father, Brian, is introduced)

The Power of Three - S33E4 (character development for the mains, the return of UNIT and we meet Kate Stewart)

The Angels Take Manhattan - S33E5 (Amy and Rory's last episode)

The Snowmen - 2012 Xmas Special (we meet Clara again and kick off both the impossible girl arc and the great intelligence returns)

The Bells of Saint John - S33E6 (Clara joins the tardis officially and we get more development of the various arcs)

The Rings of Akhaten - S33E7 (Clara's first trip in the Tardis and we get some of her backstory)

Cold War - S33E8 (The Ice Warriors return)

The Crimson Horror - S33E11 (Clara officially meets the Paternoster Gang)

The Name of the Doctor - S33E12 (the end of the impossible girl arc and the great intelligence arc, we find out about the War Doctor for the first time)

The Day of the Doctor - 50th Anniversary Special (fourth multi-doctor story and the end of the Time War arc)

The Time of the Doctor - 2013 Xmas Special (The Eleventh Doctor's last story)

Personal Favorite and Least Favorite Stories

Because one man's trash is another man's treasure and vice versa

Favorite: The God Complex -S32E11

Least Favorite: Let's Kill Hitler - S32E8

(disclaimer: no spin-offs or extended universe stuff was considered when making this list)

Next Up: 12th Doctor

[vanityloves]

the holidays right around the corner and with that i will be passing away

[m4nd0l0r]

More Five Hargreeves Headcanons (That are very much Canon to me)

Description: This are all definitely real! PROOF: I am Five Hargreeves’ Emergency Axe that he talks to rather than Delores (100% REAL!!!)

Author’s note: ah yes.. five x reader headcanons along with my most fav headcanon of all time: transmasc five 💪💪 im battling writer’s block again this is so slay of me (no it’s not) (this month was so trash and this is my compensation for me being M.I.A. SKKSKS) (anyway if you don’t like the idea of five being transmasc… respectfully scroll and don’t say anything pls!! no negativity here!!) (and we know the drill- five is aged up to whatever any of you are comfy w!!) (also tysm for 175 followers??? holy shit??? i appreciate it sm wtf 😭😭🫶)

Five Taglist: @ells-graveyard @noahspector @aelinismyqueen @fivelegance @ne0boss @twauna00 @placidpluto @eichenhouseproperty @heartsforsuyin @ghostlywavelengths @ghostlycherryblossomwonderland @seconds-not-decades @coolcatlover4 @emotionally-unstabel @peachy-wolfhard @its-lokilocked @raven-fandomtrash @theilliterateskankula @magicstrange @venusrambles @whereintheworldisspencerreid @honeycombdumbass @kazuive @oscarisaacsleftballsack @zenithinthebin @peachteeaaa @rchaoz @wickedmystery @wordsandnerds @umbrellatte @666abby6666 @iameddiemunsonshair @starlightinhumanform @vennythearsonist @trashmouthsahra @crinklypink @halfumbrella @wifeofcamillamacaulay (if you want to be removed/added, pls tell me via pm!!)

Disclaimer: I am not transmasc myself, I’m girlflux so I merely took my own experience trying to identify myself for the last 2-3 years, if I did something wrong with my headcanons, pls message me privately and I will be sure to add/change/remove anything that can considered to be harmful for actual trans men, this is all just for fun and I hope to not offend anyone— I merely want to share headcanons of Five that I love!!

he hates those matted fluffy socks (he’s so me fr), the texture grosses him to the point he would try to trash it (ps. klaus took it from him)

five LOVES comforters, he just tucks himself in and just. sleeps so quietly you’d think he’s dead but he just. does not snore. (you’ve tried to worriedly wake him up once… all you got was an annoyed groan and a painful smack to the lips—)

he hugs himself in his sleep if he doesn’t have blankets (unless you’re in the picture, he’ll definitely just CLING on you) it started when he was in the apocalypse, sleeping by a wrecked mattress store with no blankets, he dusts off the dirty mattress, not bothered to find any pillows or etc, so he just tries to sleep through the cold night with his own warmth, too tired from the chaos… not ready for the days laid out for him

he seems like a cat person, but he actually not so secretly wants a dog (specifically a herder dog for a farm), its in his bucket list for retirement, he wants to play with the pup and have someone by his side after his family fell further apart (s3 ending), then he can go on peacefully knowing he wasn’t rlly that alone, at least fulfilling one want of his

^ however if he could get a cat, he would get a sphynx cat… reason? he wants to match suits and sweaters with the cat (his excuse to you is that he doesn’t want the cat to get lonely being the only one wearing the ugly sweater.. and the sweater is just a plain blue turtleneck.. not even your typical xmas atrocity….)

as a kid, he had a teddy bear named mr pennycrumb, which prompted him to decide to name his soon-to-be pet mr pennycrumb in the future

my boy kins “a lots gonna change” by weyes blood, especially the first stanza, give it a listen and you’ll see.. y o u ‘ l l s e e (though disclaimer, the singer sings the song in 1st pov and uses feminine descriptors… but for the sake of five, just switch it out in your head w masculine coded words)

now- with his identity, as a kid, what awakened him to discover that he truly feels more like a guy is when he saw addam’s family— let me explain myself: he resonated with gomez- as even though gomez is considered “weird” he’s still a perfect husband/gentlemen, his charisma and charm could leave some in pure awe- and all five could think the first time he watched the movie was “i want to be this guy” rather than “i’d want to marry this guy”

with gomez and morticia’s dynamic from the movie, he will definitely incorporate their relationship on how he wants to treat his own s/o, like how he acted with delores, he was all in love and sappy, speaking italian just for her, he definitely took inspo from gomez with all of that, i just know it!!!

in a relationship with you, he would also try to know everything you like, your fixations, hobbies- he appreciates your intellect with your interests, always making sure to listen as you ramble on as your own eyes twinkling with pure interest and he only smiles softly, smitten by the sight of your love for this, how knowledgeable you are, even if its a ‘stupid’ interest or just something so niche others wouldn’t understand, he would try to fully comprehend it- as if it were one of his equations, he would study it just so he can talk to you about it, and see the excitement that radiates out of you when you realize he’s actually interested in knowing, that it wasn’t just a lie to keep you talking as they did something else- no, you notice it- his genuine interest that you see when he talks about his own theories peeks out so clearly, even if he tries to not let it out

if you speak other languages, he will try so hard in learning them just so he can somewhat impress you (for fellow filipinos however…. he cannot pronounce manananggal for the life of me…. you once had him try to say it but it ended up taking half an hour full of his tongue twisting from both his accent and the amount of “n” sounds w the word.. so basically he almost chucked a translator book to the wall— so uh… take that headcanon and r u n)

with his type (romantically), i think he doesn’t have one honestly— its more on the idea that he cherishes anyone who would care for him and vice versa, for example, he finds his siblings ‘annoying’ from their actions, personalities, likes, goals, ideologies and etc, but he still cares for them becos they’re important to him, with you, he could care less if you were rough, brash, shy, not so outgoing as others or something ‘normal’ society wouldn’t appreciate, he isn’t normal either— he’s a guy with a bloody background and superhuman powers, why would he care that much? if anything he would only appreciate you, even if you’re the polar opposite or almost carbon copy of him, if he truly cares about you, he accepts everything about you, just like how he accepts how his family is just dysfunctional as he is

in the topic of relationships and sexuality— i also think that he’s in the aroace spectrum- specifically demiromantic and aceflux (for those who don’t know- demiromantic means that he feels romantic attraction once he develops a strong emotion connection) (as for aceflux, its when someone sometimes feel sexual attraction, but in other times they don’t feel attracted that way, its fluid; changes even)

^ with that said- though its a well-known headcanon, i think he discovered it when he feels uncomfortable with the handler’s flirtatiousness, knowing it was fake— he likes sincerity that are peeking through the mask— not just soft smooth words that sway everyone else, he wants to feel truly loved, especially with everything he’s experienced atp

and now for cough cough scenario headcanons… drum roll please……

five successfully going back to 2019 with ONE (giant) mishap: he’s back in his 13 yr old bod, pre-transitioned AND… he was technically closeted too so.. oh brother….. at least…… he was a late bloomer as a kid so he’s pretty okay that he doesn’t need a binder again.. yet.

HOWEVER, he definitely stole school boy shorts from the other boys’ childhood closets cos his old closet only has uniform w the skirts

he also mentioned that he refers himself as a boy to the rest of the umbrellas so bluntly his family just goes with the flow (they’ve witnessed far more bizarre things atp, they don’t dare try to question this cranky little shit)

five being so ANNOYED with his higher pitched voice again cos he hasn’t took testosterone yet at 13 (he took it once he was in the commission as part of ���extra’ stuff in his insurance (cough the privilege of being the handler’s favorite cough))

he always— painfully itches himself every time, his fingers scratching his own skin as if he’s trying to get out of his own body, because he doesn’t feel right— he feels like he’s found himself in the different room; it felt wrong to him

with the body change in s1, when handler said he’d give him a better body, she definitely tries to poke him the fact that its a cis male body as a manipulation tactic cos she she knows about his gender dysphoria :”(

speaking of gender dysphoria, it makes his annoyance for being back at his 13 yr old even more prominent cos frankly, he feels like he’s not himself again, especially after finally being so euphoric fully transitioning and all- he has do it all over again, including the insecurities

cough scenario time 🕺(im very lazy to write pls bear w me SKSK)

: younger you (either stealing from your parent who’s a doctor specializing w gender reassignment or from a literal clinic).. just stealing testosterone pills from the cupboard trying to give it to pre-transitioned five— and five is just touched- almost tempted to actually take it, but he doesn’t take it- instead he blips, then puts it back but he still appreciates the thought :((

the euphoria of him wearing his first binder, his first suit, being finally referred as sir and he/him for the first time— right after- when he gets to look at the mirror, he feels so manly, and for once- he felt right in place, not as if he were a missing piece in the wrong puzzle

you referring him as your boyfriend, or husband even, he won’t admit it, but it puts the most giant smile in his face, and his ears go red just from it, not just he feels so honored, but its also cos he feels so validated by you, someone he cares about so much that he swears he could kiss you right then and there <33 (he doesn’t, but in closed doors, he slipped a little peck or two) (i just love this man sm i cant)

[oonajaeadira]

I <3 my @insomniamamma​

3 ships: Jayne x Kaylee, Eowyn x Faramir, me x every Pedro boy or Patricio x Preciosa (=my cop-put answer because I’m tired and can’t think of any more)

First Ever Ship: Hamlet x Ophelia

Last Song: Happy Xmas (War is Over) - John Lennon / Plastic Ono Band

Last Movie: I’m gonna cheat and say Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio because I don’t want to admit I sat through the Lynch Dune. And because I loved Pinocchio so much and cannot stop thinking about it.

Currently Reading: Slowly working my way through my Bust mag backlog. And fic.

Currently Watching: We just finished Cabinet of Curiosities and I’m still in the middle of House of the Dragon.

Currently Consuming: Tylenol. *headache*

Currently Craving: A time turner so I can get everything done that needs doing.

tagging: @unbound-space-trash​ @beecastle​

9 People You Want to Know Better Game

Tagged by: @wordspin-shares - Thank you!

3 Ships: Klaus/Dave, Willow/Tara, Buffy/Spike (Sorry, I've been very Buffy minded lately - Peeta/Katniss if two from one show is too much.)

First Ever Ship: Mulder and Scully

Last Song:

I have an Instrumental Only Spotify playlist that I've been hitting up a lot recently. Mostly video game building action music. I'm ramping up to the end of my story, so it's hitting some spots.

Last Movie: I found 'Phil' on Amazon Prime. (No, I'm not trying to slowly make my way through Greg Kinnear's filmography, pssh, what are you talking about? 🫣)

Currently Reading: the Dark Tower series (so I know what the hell I'm talking about - I've bullshitted too much already)

Currently Watching: Not really anything right now - reading/writing (& Tumblr'ing) take up most of my free time. I'm excited for 'the Last of Us' to start though.

Currently Consuming: Coffee with one scoop of sugar over the acceptable amount and more creamer than recommended. Coffee-esque sugar drink.

Currently Craving: New Stand content/discussion (preferably that I don't have to create myself)

Tagging: @asirensrage @dindjarinispunk @starrynight5678 @starryeyes2000 @ziggyrocket @afestivelegend @scienceoftheidiot @vixenofcourse @mrsmungus

[benevolentbirdgal]

13 Rules for Surviving Tree Shopping

As my first-ever Ruleshorror list might have implied, I'm not much into Christmas, but a longstanding tradition of my people (particularly in the U.S.) is the creation of Christmas-related content - songs, movies, and more. As I'm in the habit of writing shopping survival guides, it's only fitting that my contribution to this legacy is a guide to find the Best Christmas Tree Ever - I suppose I might take my own advice come Tu Bishvat.

Shop early, but not too early. At least if you want a mundane tree. If you're too early, the tree isn't ready and may react poorly, and if you're too late, then there's a reason that the tree was still available. I can only hope, for your sake, that it the reason is something like size or injury to the tree - not its ability to resize at will or cause injury to others. 

If you can hear the trees talking, you don't want to buy a tree there. If you can hear trees talking everywhere you try, you've got much bigger problems than finding a pine. 

I'm not saying it's not cost-effective to find a tree on the side of the road or with bulk trash night - I'm just saying that the people threw it out for a reason, and it might not have been an ugly pre-Christmas breakup. Or hey, it might have been a really ugly pre-Xmas breakup, and now the tree knows too much. 

If two trees are entwined, they don't want to be separated. Get neither or both. 

Pine trees are a little spiky, but you know they shouldn't be but so point. If its too spiky, that tree doesn't want you. 

You also probably know how a Real TreeTM is supposed to smell. If it smells like fire, this is a problem. If it smells like cookies, it's a very different kind of problem, but still a problem. If it smells like ash, I can't help you. 

Make sure the tree is sturdy enough to hold all the ornaments, pictures, gifts, and/or candles that are going to be hanging off of it. Maybe even take your heaviest ornament tree shopping, so you can see if the tree can and will hold it for you. 

Plenty of Beings celebrate too (and not just Christmas!) - you do not want to get in between the Wild Hunt and where they're going, and that might just involve a path through the tree farm. 

Relatedly, places with lots of trees just tend to have a lot of mostly-human hang arounds. Be nice but don't follow anyone anywhere, especially if they aren't staff. 

If the roots are weird, the tree may lead you down some weird routes. 

Fake trees have their merits and problems too. If you have a new artificial tree you're safe from many dangers, for sure. Not all of them, but definitely safer than a hand-me-down. Hand-me-down trees have a magical tendency to open portals to previous owners, so if you want to see your folks in the '50s and '60s... 

Trees should have shadows. If there should be a shadow and there isn't, that tree isn't for you. 

It doesn't matter how big or small the tree is - what matters is that it brings you joy and isn't cursed.

[hockeynascarfan91258]

A/N: Links to Chapter 1-3 posted at bottom of page!

Chapter 4

It had been a few days since Eden left Sids after they raped her.    She called out sick from work she couldn't face them.    The team was headed out to California and Eden asked if she could fly out and meet the team there.    They said that was fine.     Eden went out a day early and did some sight seeing.       It was nice.     The team arrived later that day.     She had just gotten finished eating when there was a knock at the door.    Eden goes and sees it was Sid.

"Eden please open the door." Sid says.

He had carnations her favorite in his hands and a stuffed Panda bear too.   Eden figured she might as well hear him out.    She opens the door.  

"What Sid?" Eden says.

"I am sorry for what I did to you the other day." Sid says.

"Oh you mean raping me when I said no." Eden replies snarky.

"Yes I am sorry baby.   It will never happen again.     Kris is sorry too these are from us." Sid says.

"Look let's just let by gones be bygones.   I  won't say anything about what happened.   I won't tell your secret." Eden says.

"Please baby.    Think about it.    We really do love you." Sid says.

"Okay I will think about it okay." Eden says.

"Good baby.    We love you and don't want to loose you." Sid says.

"I will think about it okay.   Now I just want to go lie down.   I am not feeling well." Eden says.

"Okay feel better." Sid says kissing her softly on the lips.

"Thanks Sid.   Goodnight I will see you at practice tomorrow." Eden replies.

"Okay baby." Sid says kissing her head.

Eden took the flowers and Panda and shut the door behind him.    She wasn't thinking about anything she was walking out of this and going to be with Chase.  

That was when her phone went off. It was Chase.

"Meet me down in the lobby." Chase texts.

"Wait you're here!" Eden texts back.

"Yup got a race here in Cali and then racing Phoenix and Vegas." Chase says.

"Let me change and I'll be right down." Eden says.

She throws on a pair of jeans and a black be brave shirt.    She then heads down to the lobby.

Chase was standing there waiting for her. She runs to him.

"Chase." Eden exclaims practically jumping on him.

"Hey princess." Chase says kissing her.

Eden kisses back not caring who was watching.

"I'm so happy you are here." Eden says.

"I am happy too I get too see my girl. Now let's go I have a special date planned just the two of us." Chase says.

They link hands and head out to them rental car. They both get in. Chase takes off towards San Diego.

"Where are we going?" Eden asks.

"You will see." Chase says smiling at her.

45 minutes later they arrive at the zoo.

"The San Diego Zoo!" Eden  says excitedly.

'Well I know how much you love animals especially pandas so I figured I needed to bring you." Chase  says.

They park. They then head to the entrance. Chase  pays for them them. They find out there was a bus called the Kangaroo Bus that would drop them off at various parts of the park. They get on the bus and it takes them to the first part of the zoo. The Australian Outback. Inside there they see the Australian Wander which was full of plants that come from down under, along with Camels, Koalas. Laughing Kookabura's, Tasmanian Devils and Wombats.

It was fun. They got to hold a koala, play with a kangaroo and ride a camel together.

Eden was taking all kinds of pictures.

From there they head into the Lost Forest exhibit,. There they see Bog Garden, Bonabo's , Fern Canyon, Flamingos, Ginger Garden, harpy eagels, Hawaiian pants, Hippo's, Mandrills, Monkey's, Okapi's, orangutans, Otter's and pygmy Hippos pygmy marmosets, Tapirs, terrace lagoon, and Tigers.

"I want a hippo for Christmas is one of my favorite Xmas songs so I love hippos." Eden says.

"They are intriguing animals." Chase says.

They continue on. They were holding hands and acting like a real couple and Eden was loving it. They then get on the Kangaroo bus and head to the nest spot for them. They then do the Panda Canyon, where they see Amur Leopard's, Giant Panda's red pandas and Takins.

"Pandas are my absolute favorite animal in the whole wide world." Eden says.

"I know now come with me." Chase says.

They head behind the habitat where they met a zookeeper. Chase paid extra for them to be able to play with one of the panda's. It was one of the Cubs born not that long ago. Also Eden was adopting it and could name it. Eden was having the time of her life. Chase had them take picture and a video. She ended up naming the bear Chase. Finally they leave.

"Thank you for doing that for me. I love it." Eden says.

"I am glad baby." Chase says.

That was when Eden ran to the trash can and threw up. Chase held her hair back. He also got her ginger Ale.

"Do you want to go home?" Chase asks.

"Nope I'm okay now." Eden says.

They then head to the Africa Rocks where they got to see and play with the penguins.

They head around the zoo seeing more different animals. They saved the best for last where Eden  got to see the polar bears another one of her favorites. It was neat to see them out playing. Eden  took more pictures.    Finally they headed to the gift shop and Eden got a few things. Chase got her a few things as well and they left.

"Thank you Clyde for a much needed fun day." Eden says.

"You are welcome Princes." Chase says.

"Our first official date." Eden says.

"And it's not over yet." Chase says.

They hop in the car and head back towards Los Angeles.    Chase heads to Disneyland and parks.

"Disneyland baby?" Eden asks.

"But of course. Have to take my Princess to the happiest place on earth." Chase replies.

"I love you." Eden says.

"I love you more princess." Chase replies kissing her hand.

He then gets out of the car and gets her door. Eden gets out and they head to Disneyland hand in hand. They head inside and   stop first at Sleeping Beauty's castle and have someone take a picture of them in front.   

They got a few different ones including of one of them kissing.   After that they head to start riding rides.   They  get on Alice and Wonderland, Astro Orbiter, Autopia, Big Thunder Mountain, Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters, Casey Jr. Circus Train, Chip and Dale's tree house, the Disney Gallery, Disney Railroad, The Disneyland Story presenting Great moments with Mr. Lincoln, Donald's Boat, Enchanted Tiki Room, Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage, Frontierland Shootin' Exposition, Gadget's Go Coaster, Goofy's playhouse, Indiana Jones adventure, It's a small world, Jungle Cruise, King Arthur's Carrousel, Mad Tea Party, Main Street Cinema, The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, Mark Twain Riverboat, Matterhorn Bobsleds, Mickey's house and meet Mickey, Minnie's house, Mr. Toads Wild Ride, Peter Pan's Flight, Pincchio's Darin Journey, Pirates Lair on Tom Sawyers Island, Pirates of the Caribbean, Roger Rabbits Car Toon Spin, Snow Whites Scary adventure, Space Mountain, Star Tours The Adventure continues, Star wars Launch Bay, Star Wars Path of the Jedi, Storybook land canal boats, Tarzan's treehouse, Dumbo the flying elephant, Haunted Mansion, Main street vehicles, Splash Mountain, Davey Crockett's Explorer canoes, and Sailing Ship Colombia.  

"I am hungry." Eden says after they finished riding the rides.

"Me too." Chase  replies.

"Let's  eat and then we can continue on." Eden  says.

"Sounds good.:" Chase  says.

They decide to eat at the Carnation Café.    They both get burgers and fries and milkshakes.    After they eat they head and do a few shows.   They do a Star Wars Character Experience and then they do Jedi Training.   That was fun they then meet fairy friends at Pixie Hallow and meet the Disney princess at Royal Hall. Chase took a few pictures of Eden. He got a her few things. He figured for Halloween she could be a princess and he would be a race car driver.

They  continue on and get on Animation Academy, Fliks Flyers, Francis Ladybug Boggie, Golden Zephyr, Goofy's sky school, Guardians of the Galaxy: Mission Breakout, Heimlich's chew chew train, it's tough to be a bug, Jumpin Jellyfish, King Triton's carousel, The Little Mermaid: Ariel's undersea adventure, Luigi's Rollickin Roadsters, Maters Junkyard Jamboree, Monsters Inc. Mike and Sully to the rescue, Princess Dot Puddle Park, Radiator Springs racers, Red car trolley, Silly Symphony Swings, Soarin around the world, Sorcerers workshop, Toy Story Midway Mania, Tuck and Rolls Drive em buggies, Turtle Talk with Crush, The Bakery Tour, California Screamin, Games of the Boardwalk, Grizzly River run, Mickey's Fun Wheel, Redwood Creek Challenge trail, Frozen at Disneyland resort, and Guardians of the Galaxy: Monsters after dark.

They then head and see Ana and Elsa's Royal Welcome, Frozen Live at Hyperion, Meet Olaf, and Meet the Residents of Radiator Springs in Cars land.

Finally, they head back to the car and head to Universal Studios.   They go inside and get on rides.   They ride on Harry Potter and the Forbidden journey, The Wizarding World Of Harry Potter, Flight of the Hippogrif, Fast and the Furious Supercharged, King Kong 360, The Walking Dead attraction, Despicable Me Minion Mayhem, Jurassic Park the ride, Transformers The ride, The Simpson Ride, Revenge of the Mummy Ride, Super Silly Fun Land, Sill Swirly Fun Ride, Special Effects show, Water World, Universal's animal actors, and Charter sightings.

They finish everything they wanted to do at the park before heading back to the car.

They then head back to the car and back to the track. Chase  had something special planned for them. He had it set up and ready to go.

"What's this?" Eden says seeing a table set up for two.

"Dinner for two baby." Chase says.

"Awww Clyde." Eden says kissing him.

Chase kisses back. He then helps her sit down.

He goes and heats up their food. He had made chicken parmigiana and noodles along with a salad. When it was done he sits it in the table and then takes his seat. They each take a piece of chicken and some noodles.   They then add a little bit more sauce to each before sprinkling it with parmesan cheese.   They put some salad in their salad bowls and add the dressing.   Chase pours them each a glass of wine.

Eden takes a bite of the food and then says

"Oh my god it tastes as good as it smells."

"Thanks.   The sauce is my mothers homemade recipe." Chase  says.

"Well it's good." Eden  says.

They eat and enjoy each others company.   Once they finished Eden helped Chase  clean up and put the leftovers away and load the dishwasher.

"The flowers are for you." Chase says to her.

"Thank you Clyde.  Carnations are my favorite flower and pink is my favorite color." Eden  says.

"I know baby." Chase says.

"So wha are we going to watch?" Eden  asks.

"Since  I know how much you love scary movies I have the Conjuring universe movies ready to go." Chase replies.

"Lead the way." Eden says.

Chase lead her to the game room.   They both sit on the couch as Chase turns on the Nun.   The movie starts.    Not even five minutes into it Chase jumps at a scary part.

"Damn." Chase says.

"You really hate scary movies don't you?" Eden asks.

"Yes I do.    But I will watch them because I know you like them." Chase says.

"Well I will keep you safe Clyde." Eden says.

"I know." Chase says as another scary part happens.

They movie went on.   Eden felt him get a little tense and knew he was scared so she leaned in a little closer trying to comfort him.   Chase puts his arm around her pulling her closer to him.  She leaned her head on his shoulder.  

It got to the part where the priest was buried A alive.    Chase started to shake.   That was one of his phobias being trapped someplace not being able to get out.   He was claustrophobic.

"Oh Chase." Eden says leaning in placing a soft kiss on his lips.

She would do anything at that moment to make him feel better.   She never experienced a man so vulnerable.

Chase kisses back putting his hands on each side of her cheeks.  Eden parts her lips slightly.   Chase deepens the kiss exploring her mouth with his tongue.

"Mmm." Chase moans deep in his throat.

"Mmm." Eden moans too.

"God Princess ." Chase says once they both come up for air.

"You are a good kisser Clyde." Eden says.

"So are you Princess." Chase replies.

  She looks deep into his eyes and sees a bunch of emotion swirling in them.

Chase leans in kissing her again pulling her all but into his lap.   His hands roam up the back of her shirt setting her skin on fire. 

"God Clyde take me to bed." Eden moans when he let her up for air again.

"God baby are you sure?" Chase asks.

"God yes." Eden says she wanted him so bad.

Chase picks her up carrying her into his bedroom.   He sits her on her feet closing the door.    Once the door was closed Eden pushes him up against it.

"Eden." Chase moans.

"I want you and I am going to take you." Eden says.

"I want you too." Chade says.

She starts to lift his shirt up placing soft kisses along his chest as she does.

"Fuck." Chase moans.

Once she gets the shirt up and and over his she throws it to the floor.

"You have the most amazing body Clyde." Eden says running her nails lightly down his chest to the band of his jeans.

"Thanks Princess oh god." Chase moans as she pops open the button and pulls the zipper down running her finger up his happy trail.

She works the jeans down his hips kissing his stomach with light fluttery kisses as she does.  Chase just moans.

She then works his boxer briefs down as well freeing his rock hard cock.   Eden licks her lips.  She places soft kisses on his stomach again before running her tongue down his happy trail.   She places soft kisses on each thigh before slowly taking his cock into her mouth.

"Fuck Eden." Chase moans running his fingers through her hair.

She sucks him in nice and slow running her tongue along the underside of his shaft.   She looks up locking eyes with him.   She keeps sucking him in and out of her mouth slowly.

"Fuck Eden that's it suck my dick baby." Chase moans gently pulling her hair as he starts to thrust.

Eden kept going slowly torturing him bringing him to the verge of cumming.

"God baby I am going to cum." Chase moans he didn't know what she wanted.

Eden gently starts to play with his balls never taking her eyes off him.

"Princess oh god." Chase moans as he cums hard down her throat.

Eden swallows every drop before slowly licking him clean.   She then slowly works her way back up his body pulling him in for a kiss.   She explores every inch of his mouth with her tongue letting him taste himself on her lips and tongue.   Chase slowly backs her towards the bed.  He breaks the kiss long enough to pull her shirt over her head tossing it.

"Jesus Eden that bra." Chase moans seeing it.

He pulls one strap down kissing her shoulder as he does.  Then kisses the other as he pulls that strap down.   He sucks and licks the tops of each breast peaking out from the cup.   He pulls the cups down taking one in his mouth running a circle around her nipple with his tongue before sucking on it gently nibbling on it bringing it to a peak.

"Clyde." Eden moans running her fingers in his hair.  

Chase moves to the other breast doing the same thing.   He slowly unclasps the bra pulling it off tossing it aside as well.    He then kisses softly down her stomach to the band of her jeans. 

He uses his teeth to pop open the button lightly nibbling on her belly as he slowly inches them down her hips and legs. Eden steps out of them kicking off her shoes.

"God baby those panties.  God so wet." Chase moans running his mouth over her pussy smelling her juices.

He then slowly works them down over her hips and down her legs.     Eden kicks them off.   He then slowly kisses his way up her legs placing a kiss on each thigh.   He blows cool breath across her mound as she slowly spreads her legs.   He runs his tongue up and down her slit before pushing inside starting to fuck her with his tongue. 

Not long after he started Eden gently pulls his hair pulling him away from her.

"Fuck me Clyde." Eden  says all but begging him.

"God okay baby."  Chase says kissing his way up her body.   He picks her up kissing her letting her taste her on his lips and tongue and gently lays her down on the bed.

"God please Clyde I need you inside me now." Eden moans.

"God baby." Chase moans as he gently pushes inside her.

"God yes." Eden moans as he starts to thrust gently at first.

He wanted to go slow letting her adjust to his size.   She was so tight and wet.

"Jesus Eden you feel so good.  Like a glove." Chase moans.

"God fuck me Clyde hard and fast." Eden moans digging her nails into his back.

Chase moves a little harder and faster.   Eden wraps her legs around his waist letting him go deeper inside her.

"Eden oh god." Chase moans going even harder.

"Clyde god that's it." Eden moans as he stretched her even further.

She throws her head back arching into him.  It felt so good.

"God baby I am not going to last." Chase moans

"Cum baby let me feel it." Eden monas.

"Eden sweet Eden." Chase moans looking deep into her eyes as he cums hard deep inside her.

"Clyde oh god." Eden moans shuttering as her orgasm rushes through her.

She cums with him feeling him coat her insides.   She just moans as her body shutters from the pleasure.

Chase kisses her gently on the lips and then the jaw and neck as they ride it out.   

"God Clyde again  I need you again." Eden moans.

She just wanted to feel that good again and not think about anything.

"Okay Eden but this time it will be nice and slow." Chase says.

"Please." Eden begs.

Chase starts to move again inside her taking it nice and slow.

"Eden god." Chase moans loving being inside her.

"Clyde god." Eden moans as he slowly builds her up.

"So close." Eden moans.

"Cum baby." Chase moans.

"Clyde." Eden moans as she cums.

"That's it baby milk my release." Chase moans as he cums again inside her.

They make love a few more times before Eden's eyelashes started to flutter.   Chase gets up.

"Where are you going?" Eden asks sleepily.

"Shhh baby I will be back." Chase says kissing her softly on the lips.

He goes into the bathroom grabbing a wash cloth wetting it with warm water.   He then comes over and gently wipes her down cleaning her.

He goes and tosses the rag in the hamper and then climbs into bed beside her.   She curls up to him laying her head on his chest.   Chase pulls the blanket up over them kissing her head as they both fall asleep.

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The next morning Eden and Chase woke up when the alarm went off.

"Good morning baby:" Chase says.

"Good morning, oh god." Eden says getting up and running to the bathroom.

She made it just in time to empty her stomach in the toilet. Chase was right behind her. She got her everything up. Chase then picks her up gently and carries her back to bed.

"Sorry baby." Eden says.

"For what?" Chase asks.

"Getting sick." Eden replies.

"It's okay." Chase replies.

"I need to go back. I have to change before I head to practice." Eden replies.

"Yeah I know. I am glad I was able to see you." Chase says.

"Me too I will try and make the race on Sunday." Eden adds.

Chase smiles. He gives her a few shirts from his collection. They then head to the car and head back to Eden's hotel.

"I will see you later princess. I love you." Chase says.

"I will see you later Clyde. I love you too." Eden replies.

They share a few more kisses not wanting to part ways. But finally Eden heads inside and up to her room. She showered and got dressed and then heads down to the bus. Once everyone was on they head to the arena. Eden goes and gets the exam room set up in case they would need it for anything. That was when she felt arms snake around her waist.

"Hey baby, I missed you last night." Sid says.

"Hi Sid. Sorry I was so tired. Still getting used to the time change." Eden replies lying.

She didn't know what he would do if he knew she was with Chase. She was scared of him. It sucked cus she had a contract and had to work with the Penguins until the end of the 2021 season. Even though she wanted to quit.

"I know it can take effect on you but you will get used to it." Sid says.

"I know. Don't you have practice?" Eden asks.

" I do but I wanted to know if you were doing anything after?" Sid asks.

"No I don't. Sunday I am going to the NASCAR race before the game that night. But nothing today." Eden replies.

"Okay maybe I can come to your room, we can order room service and watch movies." Sid says.

"Okay." Eden says.

"Good see you then." Sid replies.

"Is Kris coming too?" Eden asks.

"Nope just me this time." Sid says.

"Okay." Eden replies.

Sid kisses her and leaves to attend practice. Eden grabs a little something from the snack bar and goes and watches practice. Halfway through Kris took a high stick to the face and there was blood.

"I got it." Eden says.

Kris comes down the runway and into the exam room. Eden follows him in. Kris was sitting on the table.

"Damn that hurt like a son of a bitch." Kris says.

"Sorry Kris." Eden says dabbing the blood away with a towel.

"It's okay. Is it bad?" Kris asks.

"Yes going to need stitches but shouldn't keep you out of the game tomorrow." Eden says.

"Good." Kris says.

Eden stitches him up. Kris puts his hand over hers.

"Thank you. Sorry for the other day Eden. Are you okay?" Kris asks.

"Yeah I'm okay. And your welcome it's my job." Eden says.

"I know. Im still thankful for you." Kris says.

"I know. I don't know what's going to happen between us but I promise I won't tell anyone about you and Sid. I just don't think I can do this. It took me to moving away and being away from him to realize how much I love Chase." Eden says.

"I know I can tell. Look if you want out that is fine. I know you won't tell anyone about me and Sid but I don't know if Sid will let you go." Kris says.

"I know." Eden says.

"Did you ever love us?" Kris asks.

"I loved you Kris you never hurt me.   Sid in the other hand." Eden says looking down.

"I'm sorry he hurt you Eden." Kris says lifting her head up.

He leans in and kisses her.    Eden kisses back.

"God." Eden moans as she pulls away.

"Go lock the door." Kris says.

Eden goes and locks the door.     She comes back over and climbs into his lap.

"God." Eden moans as he shreds her panties.

"I like skirts." Kris says.

"God." Eden moans as Kris pushes up into her.

"Ride me pretty girl. You know you want to." Kris says.

"God Kris." Eden moans as she starts to move up and down.

"That's it pretty girl." Kris says grabbing her hips.

They needed to be faster. Kris took control of their movements. Eden bit her arm throwing her head back to keep from screaming out. Kris nips and sucks her neck as they move.

"Eden fuck." Kris calls out as he cums hard deep inside of her.

"Kris. "Eden moans out as she cums with him.

They ride it out and Kris picks her up off of him. He stands up and fixes himself.

Kris then kisses her head before walking out the door. Eden collected herself. She then cleans up the exam room and prepared it from the game tomorrow. She then heads out and gets on the bus.

Once all the boys were on board they all head back to the hotel. Eden goes up to her room. She changes into her new Chase Elliott shirt and a pair of lounge pants. She wasn't feeling the greatest. She was laying down when there was a knock at her door. She gets up and opens it. Sid was there with room service and flowers.

"Come in." Eden says letting him in.

"Thanks." Sid says kissing her cheek.

Eden shuts the door.

"What did you bring?" Eden asks.

"Chicken noodle soup and ginger ale. Because I know you said you weren't feeling good." Sid says.

"I am not." Eden replies.

"I am sorry. Well let's eat and then we can relax and watch something on Netflix or something." Sid says.

Eden nods her head yes. So far it was going okay and she wasn't afraid. This was the Sid she started dating. They ate the soup and Eden nibbled the saltines. She sipped the ginger ale. Finally they laid in bed and Eden turned on Netflix. She turned on Sweet Home Alabama one of her favorite movies. She started to think about Chase. This movie was the story of their lives. Sid started to kiss her. Eden kisses back closing her eyes. As they were making out Sid runs his hands down her body. He runs them down her pants and under wear rubbing her pussy before sticking a finger in.

"Hmm nice and wet for me pretty girl." Sid says.

"Yes." Eden moans. She was pretending it was Chase.

"Want me to fuck you pretty girl?" Sid asks.

"Please." Eden begs.

Sid slides her pants and panties off followed by his jeans and boxer briefs. He then hovers over her running his tip along her entrance.

"Soaking for daddy." Sid moans.

"God don't tease." Eden begs.

Sid pushes into her and starts to move thrusting hard and fast.

"Fuck baby." Sid moans as she moves with him.

She wrapped her legs around his waist letting him go deeper.

"God." Eden moans digging her nails into his back.

She still had her eyes closed pretending it was Chase fucking her.

"That's it pretty girl milk my cock baby get ready to take my cum." Sid moans.

"GOd." Eden moans she was almost there.

"Fuck Eden god." Sid moans as he cums hard pumping her pussy full of his cum.

"Clyde oh god Clyde." Eden calls out as she cums too.

"What the fuck did you just call me?" Sid shouts slapping her.

Eden's eyes flashed open and she realized that by her fantasizing about Chase she called out his name.

"Umm." Eden says.

"Did you call me Clyde? Were you thinking about another man while I was fucking you." Sid screams at her.

Eden was so scared she didn't know what to say.

"Answer me you ungrateful ass whore." Sid screams.

"Yes I am so disgusted by you and how you treat me that in order for me to even attempt to have sex I have to think about Chase so I can get off." Eden screams out pushing him off of her.

She gets up off the bed. She was going to hide in the bathroom or something. She had her cell phone.

"You fucking whore. Don't you ever push me again or I will rip your hair out and choke you with it." Sid yells grabbing her hair pulling her back to him.

"Ow you are hurting me." Eden says.

"You think I fucking care. I hope it hurts. Remeber I am the only guy besides Kris who can cum in your sweet pussy. We are the only ones who can fuck you." Sid says.

"Fuck off Sid. I want out of this. I can't stand you. I fucking hate you. Get out." Eden screams turning around wailing out on him.

"You want to hit me bitch. I am going to show you." Sid says.

He picks her up throwing her back into the mirror glass shattering. He bashes her head against it not caring that it busted her head open. He then throws her down onto the floor throwing the mirror down on top of her covering her in glass.

"I will kill you before I ever let you leave." Sid says.

"Please I need help." Eden cries out.

"Fuck that bleed for all I care. If I can't have you no one will." Sid says as he kicks her hard.

Eden whimpers. Sid then leaves the room door slamming behind him. Eden still had her cell phone. It took everything in her to dial his number.

"Hey Princess." Chase says answering on the first ring.

"Chase help. I am hurt." Eden says.

"Eden? Where are you?" Chase asks panicked.

"Hotel Chase. Hurry." Eden says before she blacked out.

"Hang tight princess. I am coming to get you." Chase says.

You ever love somebody so much

You can barely breathe, when you're with them, you meet

And neither one of you, even know what hit 'em

Got that warm fuzzy feeling, yeah them chills, used to get 'em

Now you're getting fucking sick, of looking at 'em

You swore you've never hit 'em, never do nothing to hurt 'em

Now you're in each other's face,

Spewing venom in your words, when you spit 'em

You push, pull each other's hair, scratch, claw, bit 'em

Throw 'em down, pin 'em, so lost in the moments, when you're in 'em

It's the rage that took over it controls you both

So they say it's best, to go your separate ways

Guess that they don't know ya 'cause today, that was yesterday

Yesterday is over, it's a different day

Sound like broken records, playin' over, but you promised her

Next time you'll show restraint

You don't get another chance

Life is no Nintendo game, but you lied again

Now you get to watch her leave

Out the window, guess that's why they call it window pane

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn

But that's alright, because I like the way it hurts

Just gonna stand there and hear me cry

But that's alright, because I love the way you lie

I love the way you lie

I love the way you lie

[ivderail]

Metal Shard 9 19 2021

Flat at about 5 am and then about 6:10 am

Had a flat on my way to the market to buy pork and pig's blood. Also radishes and long green chilis for the Pigs Blood Soup that Moo was craving and asked me to cook for her. Set the alarm to 2:30 am but slept thru it. Woke up at 4:30. Had a hasty cup of lukewarm coffee then rode out. I was halfway to the market when i felt the flat. On a mini bridge over a mini brook. I thought it was a snakebite flat. I walked the bike back to the house and did the changing in the dark didnt bother feeling inside the tire for a prick cuz i heard the clunk and was sure it was a pinch didnt bother turning on the light im a conscientious human conserve electricity. O i forgot to mention that it was pouring when i first rode out and it was pouring when i walked back. After i repaired the flat i quickly went back out and by now its cats and dogging. But yah i do what Moo asks me to do. In front of the church i felt it . Another fxcking flat. On the same spot where i yelled at a boy yesterday. He was on my way i was afraid that he/d take a misstep towards where my bike was heading. His grandma scolded him when she saw me glare at the boy. I thought it was karma that i got the flat there. I also thought it was just another pinch flat. Hasty work did it in the dark sloppy fxck. I walked the bike to the market to buy the ingredients. Then walked the bike back to the house while its still raining cats n doggos. It was a good 1 hour walk the streets were almost deserted its early in the morn sunday morn i had the world to myself. I glanced inside the houses as i passed by them it was cold and damp and the light inside them was damp too it kinda depressed me and bad music was playing from inside some of them. Thumpy trash radio bullshit. I passed by a yard with shit strewn everywhere and a bullshit xmas hit song was playing. Those are the saddest shit u can let blare. Xmas bullshit music. Music so full of unrealistic hope. Bullshit. Hope. Bullshit. From another house came 60s girl group pop. A bit of coolness for a change. At the door were two old methheads. One in his 50s the other in his 70s. A group of rich looking cyclists passed by. The father figure/leader gave me a half nod. He was suavely grinning. Talking to the women as they all pedaled by lazily. A youth called out KUYA ERIC! Kuya means big brother. I whooped at him and grinned thru my face mask my Cheshire grin. A couple more people i passed by gave me the howdy and when i reached home Moo was still sleeping. I got down to the business of cooking and afterwards i attended to the bike. This time i did the routinary two fingers inside the tire and i felt it. It was a metal shard. Lesson learned: dont jump into conclusion.