#Xena x sho

[localgirlbecomesobsessed]

It’s not funny

In which Leo doesn’t look after himself during a mission so Xena takes matters into her own hands.

Dealing with a cynic is hard work.

Xena’s leg is something she has to continuously make sure she keeps in peak condition otherwise it will just be seizing and chronic pain times~it’s why her aunt also made her do judo to help with that.

I’m just taking experience that I have with my shoulder, I don’t do judo but I do other things instead lmao. So hopefully I did this right

I also would say this is pre relationship between whoever you ship Xena with.

“You’re a fucking idiot.”

She grounded out as she gently rubbed a pain relief gel onto Leo’s wrist, grabbing a bandage as she tightly wrapped it up. Leo just stared at her bored, unsure of why she even forced him to sit down and get treated when it’ll easily be healed by tomorrow.

It was a mission gone wrong, Leo throwing himself into a firing line of an anomaly again just to see what would happen, he took it down of course but only after getting his wrist and ankle severely broken. The later resting on a table as Alan angrily went to go get ointments from professor Nicolas. More angry at himself for letting Leo get hurt, blaming himself for Leo’s injuries.

Sho was quietly cooking them dinner, checking in on the two as Xena moodily started checking over his ankle.

“The mission got solved-I don’t know what you’re complaining about honour roll.”

He rolled his eyes leaning his head back as he avoided the heated glare.

“It’ll heal by tomorrow-instead of doing useless shit why don’t you go get me a drink.”

She scoffed poking at his ankle as Leo let out a harsh hiss, head shooting up as he glared at Xena.

“What’d ya last servant die of?”

She rolled her eyes as she leaned back onto the sofa.

“He’s making dinner.”

He quipped back, Xena coughed trying to hide her laugh shaking her head at Leo as she sighed getting up on slightly shaky legs as she hobbled her way to the vending machine outside.

“Go easy on Xe, she’s just worried”

Sho sighed out as he shoved the pizza into the oven, throwing himself next to Leo as he just rolled his eyes at him.

“It’s her job idiot-you think she’s being all buddy buddy with us just because she wants to?”

Leo snapped at him, the beggining of a migraine setting in, as his vision went funny on one side. He used haxs too much on this mission, needing it to track the anomaly through a fucking forest, like they were in a predator movie or something.

He leaned his head back again and closing his eyes as Sho sighed looking through the medical kit for Leo’s pain meds.

Xena walked back in and immediately clocked Leo’s new problem as she searched through her bag, finding what she was looking for she quietly walked over to them, showing Sho what she had as he nodded in approval.

Sho brushed back Leo’s fringe, the young man not even being able to crack an eye open to check what his friend was doing, the pain feeling like a can getting squashed as his brain imploded.

Xena gently placed the cooling Matt onto Leo’s forehead, he let out a small sigh of relief tentatively brushing his hand against the soothing item.

Sho found his tablets and Xena cracked open the strawberry cream soda handing it to him as they helped Leo swallow his tablets, Sho ushered her over.

“I need to sort the rest of dinner out, can you…”

He gestured to the leaning tower of Leo who was trying to subtlety claim Sho’s lap as his own pillow.

She nodded giving a thumbs up as he got up and she switched places with him, Leo immediately going to lay on her thighs before she stopped him.

“You can have this one for the moment, I’ve got my own fucked up leg to look after so please bare with it.”

Leo frowned risking cracking an eye open as he looked up to see what Xena was doing. Something he immediately regretted as searing pain shot through him as the lights beamed down in his soul, she sighed as she covered his eyes with her hand, lightly placing them there as he slowly closed his eyes again.

“How bout I tell you what I’m doing?”

Her voice soothing as she spoke in a low tone to him keeping her hand on his eyes.

“I don’t care.”

It didn’t have as much bite as it usually did as he rested his broken wrist on Xena’s knee, she was wearing Adam sandler-esque poison apple shorts, they were so soft that Leo debated stealing them from her after this, he would probably pull it off better than her after all.

She rolled her eyes as she grabbed the pain relief gel, raising her shorts on her other leg revealing her scar.

“I skipped my exercises the past three days…I’m meant to do them every morning or my leg can seize up-so this will hopefully help it chill…”

She started caressing the gel into her thigh, hissing slightly as pain throbbed through it.

Leo made a sound of disapproval.

“Now who’s the fucking idiot.”

He mumbled out.

Sho was trying to be as quiet as possible avoiding any clanging as best he could as he watched the display.

“Yeah-yeah, at least I admit it.” •_•

Alan walked into the room sitting tiredly onto the sofa as professor Nicholas followed through, he sighed as he gently crouched in front of Leo, xena talking her hand off his eyes as he peeked at their new guest.

“Looking worse for wear there huh…”

He quietly checked over Leo’s wrist, unwrapping the bandages as he grabbed one of his own ointments, gently spreading it over Leo’s broken wrist as he rewrapped it in a special anomaly bandage to help it heal quicker.

Leo watched professor Nicholas like a hawk, making the older man nervous as he avoided all eye contact, glancing instead at Xena sighing at her in disappointment.

“I thought you were meant to be taking it easy Xe?”

Her leg seized up last week after her time at obscuary, climbing the hill and running for her life causing her to get appointed bed rest by Dante over the weekend, one she obviously ignored.

•_•

•_•

“Don’t know what ya mean professor Nicolas.”

He almost face palmed as he grabbed another ointment handing it over to her, he had made it specifically for her knowing she wasn’t one to sit idle, much to her own detriment, he was planning to give it to Jiro to give to her on her next health assessment.

“Wipe the other stuff off and put that on please, it’ll help a lot more.”

A worried glance thrown Xena’s way before he started checking over Leo’s ankle, it was broken into two places and will take a couple of days to heal rather than the usual day. He instead of touching the wound directly, he slathered it onto the thick bandages and repeatedly wrapped it around ankle.

“You’ll need bed rest for at least three days…”

If Leo hadn’t been dosed on the extra strong pain killers, he would of kicked up more of a fuss, but to professor Nicolas’ joy he just grumpily turned the other way his now thick bandage wrapped around his wrist already pissing him off as he tried to get comfortable.

Professor Nicolas handed Alan a list of things Leo will need to have and take during his bed rest, including things for his migraines.

“We’ll do a proper health evaluation once you’re able to walk around.”

He kept his voice soft as he quickly packed his things up, ruffling Xena’s hair before pausing and handing her a bandage.

“Keep it wrapped up for now just to keep the area covered.”

He eyed the way Leo was trying to shuffle himself upwards in an attempt to take over her whole lap as Sho finished up in the kitchen.

“Try to get him to eat something before he crashes out as well.”

With a friendly awkward wave he walked out of vagastrom, more like speed running away-probably needing to rush back to the hospital.

She tilted Leo upwards the young man groaning as his soft pillow moved away.

“I didn’t say you could move honour roll.”

He seethed as he watched her finish up bandaging her leg. Leaning on his hands as he massaged his temples, his migraine dulling only slightly.

Sho brought a feast of food-pizza, chips, nachos (one overloaded with jalapeños and the other normal), hallomi fries and mozzarella dippers. All four of them drooling, even Leo who raised his head at the delectable amount of food.

It was 3am, no one else was about as the four quietly chattered to eachother, Leo wedged between Xena and Sho as they fed him food.

Xena nervously fiddled with her pizza as she kept glancing at Alan, annoying Leo as leaned against Sho.

“Just fucking spit out.”

He grumbled glaring at Xena as Sho fed him another lot of nachos, in an attempt to keep him quiet and happy.

Xena sighed for the hundredth time that night, exhausted and drained.

“Alan, will you practice judo with me please-I’ve been slacking in my exercises and I kind of need to do it for my…”

She paused, debating whether to say it or not as she chewed on her piece of pizza.

“I need to it for my physical therapy, I have to keep it up otherwise I get like this…”

She gestured to her thigh.

Alan lit up, finishing eating his own slice.

“Of course we can start…the day after tomorrow.”

Everyone could tell he wanted to say tomorrow before his eyes worriedly landed on Xena’s thigh.

Leo flopped back down satisfied with his food, his head landing on Xena’s thighs once more as he rested his wrist on her knee once again before grabbing her hand and pulling it into his hair, she smiled as she started brushing a hand through his hair. Leo lifted his legs and trapped Sho under them, finally getting comfortable.

Alan thought he looked like a spoiled cat, preening at their owners affections as Sho leaned onto the armchair, eyes drooping as Xena did the same on her side.

He sighed as he looked at the list, organising the medications so it’s in order.

When he looked at the three of them again he sighed smiling shaking his head as the three of them completely crashed out.

When Leo woke up in the morning, his fury knew no bounds as Sho carried him to his room, Xena and Sho basically camping out in his room to bring all things he demanded.

“Still think she’s doing this because it’s her job.”

Sho whispered, half serious/half joking, as Xena turned her phone off ignoring the chancellors numerous calls for the day after she told him she had important business to deal with as she helped through Leo’s latest target’s financial information.

“Fuck off.”

Leo took a picture of the brunch Sho brought for them, ignoring his smug smile as Xena tuned them out.

[enigmasepiphanies]

I’m 41 and a day years around this comet tail,

Jetsons jetting around against the Sun-

Hold up

STOP THE DRESSES

New Smyrna jetty has a shoe house for a spinster

Like a mixtape master

I KEEL- ya ain’t a ship shuddup

There once was a lady who lived in a shoe-

Like what like Cinderella’s slippers?

Like Louboutins?

Like the daughter of Asshole Crawford wears boots

Like a puss on her face or in her boots

Zack liked her so did Zuck

She ain’t into them or gem

It’s a mindfuck that cluck duck truck

Treated her to muckaluck for a buck

We covered her up too

Cool let’s drop the Coolidge shit

Clown college went to NSB High school

When ? Well graduated last week

Just their kids tho

Grown up now hang at Beachside

Remember us?

No.

Are you knocking at my door?

No I no live in Heaven

Tears fall upon the floor

Likee slippahs? Like reefs or rainbows?

Demerits she is a Griffindor who kilt a Slytherin

Like in yellow plain kilt tho- like Cher in Clueless

They said you was Lucy Lawless?

Like xena? Like end of the line

Sorry sorry coconut wireless is nuts

Flip flops are truth drops for forensics

No gummy drops nor lemon gum drops

Just gummy stegosaurus with a robot up its butt

Sex-a-saurus was a bad idear

My dogs bark all day and night

Yeah my Toyota is miss green so what

My feet are yodai and yoda;

Better than most, fo sho better than mine

everybody else is yodork or yodude

so go for a walk in boots

let your immune system clean out

Drink h20

Rain is military men jizz x chem trails

Seriously? NO- it’s like roundup!

Lies! Lies! Tell me sweet lil—

Oh my Gawd

c’mon Aileen-

You’ve eaten the wrong shrooms as air particles again

Who spoiled the shrooms with dark roast

I’m allergic to spores

Never ate button mushroom before

What do I do

No response

Silence

Can I sleep

Cacao Cacaphonybof Fake Phonies

Not telephone?

Coconut Wireless is like Staph Phone

Where staph?

No more below

Ears only form Adventist health Kailua castle sorry

We turn off ? Ok?

Ears ringing wildly

[localgirlbecomesobsessed]

A grilled cheese

Everyone’s gotta have a character flaw.

Xena x Sho

Xena is cursed with an affliction of having negative cooking ability, she could try to boil pasta and still nearly burn down the place.

She had planned everything to a T, it was her turn for date night and Sho suggested if she could cook for him, curious to see what’d she make after Leo slid the idea to him after he discovered Xena having a breakdown trying melt cheese on top of her ramen.

She couldn’t cook.

She would always eat sets or snacks from the corner store or order take out before Darkwick, everything she touched turned to black matter even if it was just a bit of toast.

She always stuck to a safe food like cereal or fruit with yoghurt if she couldn’t get to a store.

So when Sho suggested it, she had a tiny meltdown hiding it well under her blank facade.

She could’ve and should’ve asked for help but she didn’t want to, she wanted to impress Sho even if it was just something really simple…

She was wearing a leopard print slip dress with a black button up shirt underneath it, both were now covered in various sauces and melted bits of cheese, she had taken her rings off to make her planned delicacy, which of course was the simplest thing she could make.

A grilled cheese.

Leo told her there’s no way she could fuck up a grilled cheese.

Yet, as she stared at the flames that had started the lick the walls she felt a weird calmness and vindication of proving Leo wrong.

She had calmly walked downstairs to retrieve the fire extinguisher and put out the thing that threatened to burn down the cathedral as she debated what her next move was as she stared at the now burned to ashes kitchen as smoke slowly filled the room causing her to repeatedly cough as she tried to keep her mouth covered as she opened up the window.

•_•

•_•

She dropped the fire extinguisher on the floor as she hustled downstairs, the romantic table and chairs setting will have to be moved into the garden, she could probably avoid having Sho go inside if she claims that mould has taken over the place again and she could probably make it in time to go to the tuck shop and back to retrieve some food.

It was a great plan, a brilliant plan even.

Never mind the smoke filled cathedral or the smell of burning invading the air as she ran for the door opening it wide as Sho stood there staring at her in shock with a bouquet of flowers in hand.

She swiftly pulled the door shut behind her as she offered an extremely strained smile, the one that usually frightens people as it looks like she’s literally going to kill them.

“Hello Sho you are early.”^•+•^

She said almost robotically as Sho raised an eyebrow at her, she was covered in a mixture of cheese, foam, melted plastic and actually had burned the end of her dress trying to get the fire out.

“Was there a fire?”

The words tumbled out as he placed the flowers under his arm as he checked her over.

“No.” •_•

He sighed as he saw a burn mark on her arm, rubbing a thumb gently over it as she let out a short hiss pulling her arm away from him.

“There definitely was a fire.”

He reached for the door behind her to open it, Xena grabbed his arm in an effort to stop him, wrapping her arms around his neck and pulling him close to her.

“Fire? What fire? All I know is the firey adoration I have for you~” •~•

She felt how cheesy (ha) that line was before she finished it as she peppered kisses all over his face, Sho huffed out a laugh as he enjoyed the way she was obviously trying to avoid the subject.

“Hmmm, is that so XeXe, well I say we skip the date and just go straight to bed in that case~”

He winked at her as he saw her eyes widened with panic as he quickly leaned forward, his arm wrapped around her as he dipped her stopping her from stopping him, as he used the other hand to push the door open.

•_•

O_O

The room was filled with smoke from the extinguished fire, you could barely see into it let alone see what was the culprit of the fire. The two remained in silence as Xena tilted her head back to look at the mess, eyes kept in a deadpanned expression as she carefully hid her embarrassment, Sho brought her back up checking over her again to make sure she wasn’t burned anywhere else.

“What the fuck happened?”

•_•

She avoided his eye contact as she fiddled with the bouquet still trapped and squish in Sho’s strong arms.

She coughed as she wrapped her arms around him hiding her face into his chest.

“I-er I may be challenged when it comes to cooking…”

She mumbled out as Sho sighed kissing the top of her head before gently pushing her back, cradling her cheek in his hand.

“What’d you try to make?”

He asked amazed as he looked back into the Smokey room.

“Grilled cheese.” •_•

She looked up at him through her eyelashes, her words carried by the breeze as he stared in horror at her.

“A grilled cheese.”

He repeated.

•_•

“Leo said it was easy.” O_O

He nodded in agreement, usually it was easy, how in the world did she mess that up?

He was too flabbergasted to speak as she pulled out of his embrace.

She started pacing, something she does when she’s stressed as he placed the bouquet on the bird table outside the house.

“I tried to use the microwave at first to help melt the cheese and then when it plugged in, it sparked and stopped working so I yanked it out-and then I tried to use the toaster and the bread burnt so I left it to the side and then I tried to cook it in a pan and it went okay but I used too much oil and then that exploded and then the explosion set off the microwave for some reason?-which had the toaster next to it and they all exploded and then it all set on fire and I really tried my best, I wanted to impress you- I even looked up boujie recipes and got Romeo too order fancy cheese in for me and-“

He grabbed her face and kissed her gently, as she worked herself up into a stupor.

How cute…

He couldn’t help but think it; she went to all this effort for him even though she knew she was terrible at it, it was so sweet and adorable that as he pulled away he couldn’t help littering her face was kisses as she seemed to slightly calm down.

“I did a whole set up in the bottom of the cathedral too but it’s probably all ruined and…”

She took a deep breath as she wallowed in self pity.

“I’m really sorry.”

She sounded so upset as she fought back tears, she’s never been good at cooking even her aunt tried to take her to cooking lessons and they immediately got banned after Xena nearly burned the school down. It was so embarrassing, especially when your boyfriend is literally a chef. She bit the inside of her cheek as she closed the door again, trying to hide how upset she was as she faced away from Sho.

“You’ve got nothing to be sorry about, how about we go back to my dorms, we can make a meal together and then watch a movie or something.”

He wrapped his arms around her, propping his head onto her shoulder as he wiggled them away from the door as Xena’s hand latched onto the handle.

“Also it’s sweet how hard you tried~ and at least you did try, I now know I get to spoil and feed you as much I can, not that I don’t already~ but I can even more~~”

She turned around as she sighed wrapping her arms around her.

“What if I burn down vagastrom?” •._.•

He chuckled as he laid his head on top of her head, stroking soothing circles onto her back as she snuggled into him.

“Then we’ll blame it on Leo.”

She cackled at that as she looked up at him, a gentle smile on her face as she leaned up to press a kiss to his cheek.

“Thank you.”•_•

He spun her around as he swooped to grab the flowers pulling her away from him as he handed them to her, shuffling his jacket off as he draped it over Xena.

“Let’s go-you should probably text someone about the kitchen.”

She nodded in agreement whipping out her phone and furiously texting the chancellor.

She also sends a text to Leo.

John Xena: yo rate my meal

*picture of a burning kitchen*

Leonardo deviancy : honour roll how tf 🤦😂 also 100000/10 🌟

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Sho was impressed with how easily Xena destroyed food, kicking her out of the kitchen after she managed to emulsify an egg with oil in the worse way possible, creating a weird mutant that looks like it should be an anomaly.

He decided to go easy and make a omurice, he quickly cheffed it up as Xena huddled into his hoody as Leo and her bickered about her ability.

“How have you even survived this long?”

He cackled as he looked at the picture he took of her egg monster.

“Sheer will and cereal.” •_•

Leo cackled even harder as Sho brought out the food, Xena getting up and taking the plates off him as they carried it up to his room, Leo following along as he took his own plate off of Xena.

Once they all sat down, Sho handed the ketchup to Xena grinning at her as she looked at him confused.

“You can do the pictures~”

Xena’s eyes sparkled with determination as she took all three plates and concentrated hard on drawing onto them.

Sho was choosing a movie as Leo filmed Xena, she was drawing a sun, moon and cloud and assigning them to each person.

Sho was the sun.

Leo was the moon.

And she was the cloud.

She tried to draw little smiley faces into them but they just came out deadpanned.

Leo took pictures of them all as he posted them onto the gram cackling as he did as he realised they all had Xena’s face on this.

Xena’s phone buzzed as she recieved a text from Dante.

Dante’s inferno: :/

Inspector Xena: in my defence I was left unsupervised.

Dante’s inferno: you’re meant to be the supervisor…the cats will fix up your house by tomorrow evening.

Inspector Xena: thank you 🥲

She sighed as she snuggled into Sho’s side as they all ate in silence as the movie Oldboy started up.

[localgirlbecomesobsessed]

Don’t get your sickness on me

When Xena comes down with the flu, Sho forces local influencer to check on her…

In her feverish state she reveals schemes that her and Sho had been planning~

Sho x Leo x Xena

Exhausted from work so not proof read 💪🏼

“Urgh you look fucking disgusting.”

Leo scowled at the girl who was staring up at him from her sweaty prison.

“You look delightful.” •_•

Her voice croaked out as she tried to wipe away her fringe, hating the way it clung to her. Everytime she tried to escape the duvet she ran too cold and everytime she was in the duvet she ran too hot, she’s tried to do a half in half out resolution but even that was uncomfortable.

Leo looked down at her unsympathetically as she pulled the cover over her head.

“Why are you even here?”

She whined out, turning away from him grumpily, he was just thinking the same thing. Sho texted him asking for help and Leo jumped at the chance to have sho indebted to him but now he was immediately regretting it. It’s been easier dealing with Honour Roll, he even joins them on a majority of their dates now, xena and Sho not wanting to leave him out-

Or so they say…

He’s been suspicious for a while, that they’re planning something nefarious, or they’re planning to add a third and don’t know how to ask…he thinks it the nefarious schemes mostly though.

He doesn’t know what’s worse out of the two.

“You shouldn’t be here…my boyfriends will be mad.”0_0

Her voice came out sickly sweet, her usual gruffness destroyed by her cold as she cracked an eye open turning to look at Leo, whose expression switched into that of cat like mischief.

He immediately whipped his phone out leaning on the bed as he tried to achieve the right angle.

“Ohh~boyfriends…plural?”

He wiggled his eyebrows at her as the girl looked at him confused, she snuggled further into the duvet as she looked at him dazed.

“My booooyfriends Sho and Leo~”^•^

She sang wincing as her throat felt like she swallowed barbed wire, she tried to lift herself up but felt way too dizzy as she flopped back down.

Leo paused staring at her wide eye before he let out a maniacal cackle.

“But I’m Leo XeXe~”

She looked back up at him, her brow furrowing as she checked him out.

“No-he’s cuter.”•_•

She deadpanned as she snuggled back into her pillow, sighing as her head banged painfully inside of her like a bouncy ball repeatedly ricocheting off the walls furiously, as Leo’s cackling increased, he turned off the video and immediately sent it to Sho. It seems he doesn’t need a favour owed from Sho as this was a gift enough, he gets to see Xena lost in the sauce, admitting that’s she’s delulululu and crazily in love with him and Sho, something that was obvious to everyone including himself~

He watched as she struggled to grab a bottle of her medicine on the nightstand, she pushed herself up grappling with the bottle before she attempted to drink it. His eyes glittering with amusement and adoration something he’s glad she’s not lucid enough to realise.

She frowned deeply as nothing come out, the bottle completely empty, Leo grabbed the bottle off of her reading the ingredients.

19% ethanol

Paracetamol 500mg

Guaifenesin 200mg

Phenylephrine hydrochloride 10mg

“When did you drink this?”

She looked at him wide eyed as though she’s just remembered he was there.

“The mornin’”

It was currently only 10am…

“See Sho texted to tell me to medicine myself- is okay”

She shoved her phone into his face, showing Leo a text from Sho an hour ago;

Gordan Ramsey: Go to bed and take some meds bbe, I’ll make you some miso soup and come by at lunch.

•_•: soup pls at all times

Gordan Ramsey: …you take the meds yet?

•_•: yes 🙌🏻

Gordan Ramsey: are you sure?

•_•:no 😭I’ll take soup

Gordan Ramsey: 🤦 I’m sending Leo over

•_•:🙆🏼

Leo swiftly took the bottle away, as she swayed to the side bonking her head on the pillow.

Fuck she’s really high as a kite.

He sat on the bed next to her as he pushed her up so he can sit against the headboard. Looking at her in disgust as she let out a wheezy cough, he leaned over grabbing a mask out of his bag as he secured it over his face, grabbing a cooling gel pad as he pushed Xena’s hair out the way, his hand lingering there as he gently laid the pad onto her forehead, she let out a sigh of relief as she flopped back down. He quickly had to stop her from hitting her head hard against his thigh as he tried to delicately lay her down onto his lap, frowning as he wiped his sweat covered hand onto her hoody.

He checked his phone to see if Sho had already seen the video of his darling Xena announcing their new relationship.

Shohei 🤭: well that’s spoiled our plans…

Leo 🐈‍⬛: Plans?

He frowned at Sho’s text, he knew they were planning something nefarious.

Shohei🤭: did you not think it was weird we kept taking you out on dates?

Leo 🐈‍⬛ : I was slaying as a third wheel?

Shohei🤭: you’re not that fucking stupid.

Leo 🐈‍⬛ : I’m not 😘

Leo 🐈‍⬛: you guys owe so many relationship TikTok vids and photos 😌

Leo 🐈‍⬛ : starting with this video

Shohei😘: Xena will be so mad…but do it 😈 post it on Instagram as well.

Leo 🐈‍⬛: bet 👌🏼

Leo 🐈‍⬛:bring me miso soup too-orange juice, porridge and non alcoholic medicine for OUR girlfriend.

He cackled as he swiftly edited the video, as Xena turned snuggling into him and sighing in relief as he cringed brushing a hand through her hair and begun to give her a head massage.

She passed out her arms loosely around Leo as he started slumping down against the headboard. Bringing Xena up to his chest so they can both become more comfortable, he finished up editing the video and searched through for a picture of their latest ‘unofficial date’, it was the cabrybus tour at jabberwock, all three of them smiling as they explored the reserve.

He went on a TikTok live, grinning mischeviously as he saw the overload of fans chiming in.

“Hello~ Leo here, I’ve got a special announcement to make on my Instagram but I thought I’d give you all half a sneak peek~”

He giggled as Xena mumbled something in her sleep as she grabbed onto his shirt.

“here’s one of my partners Xena…she’s sick right now hence the whispering ;) everyone wish her well…”

He threw up a heart sign and winked into the camera.

A flurry of messages come through, a majority excited as positive messages came through, you had the section of arseholey messages but those are ones that he can easily find and crush or just ignore~

‘SHES SO CUTE 😊😊’

‘CONGRATZ LEO’

‘CRYING SCREAMING THROWING UP DJSVGSS’

‘One of his partners? Does that mean he has more than one??’

He grinned as he winked at the camera.

“Oop you caught a clue to my other surprise~stay tuned to meet my other partner~”

He giggled as he quickly ended the live, scrolling through the comments and grinning as he saw Kaitos comment.

“WHAT THE FUCK?!? THAT SHOULD BE ME FR😭😭”

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Sho walked in using the spare key Xena gave him, as complete silence enveloped the cathedral.

He tentatively walked up the stairs assuming both Xena and Leo were asleep, the later had stopped replying half an hour ago after sending him millions of selfies of him and Xena cuddling-making Sho almost want to close the truck for the day…almost.

He placed the bag of food onto the side, obediently getting all the things Leo requested.

He turned to finally face the bed seeing leo still with his mask on, his arms tightly wrapped around Xena as she had her face stuffed into his neck seeming happy half suffocating herself.

He walked over poking Leo in the face as gorgeous yellow eyes fluttered open meeting his as Leo lit up at the realisation that sho was there.

“Ohh~ finally come to see your partners, be a cutie and save me from this octopus.”

He snapped losing composure as Xena snuggled more into him.

“Hmm, I could.”

He nodded huffing out a laugh as Leo pouted at him, before relenting as he carefully unravelled Xena from him, the girl letting out a high pitched whine as she grumpily awoke slumping against Sho as he wound his arms around her, popping his head on top of hers as leo scrambled up.

“That Frankenstein freak said he’d be here at 2 to check her over…”

Leo grumbled as he stretched out , his back cracking as he went to sit beside Sho, who wrapped an arm around him.

“That’s good, hopefully they’ll have some meds to fix her up-shit she’s hot.”

Xena let out a manic giggle as snuggled into Sho, seeming to want to steal as much heat as she could from her partners.

“I am very hot”•_•

Leo cackled once more as sho joined him both doting on Xena as Leo changed her cool pad and quickly went to grab a flannel to clean the sweat off a bit.

Sho kissed the top of her head as Leo come back and started gently wiping away the sweat.

“She’s so fucking gross.”

Leo said without any real heat as Xena sighed in relief leaning into the flannel.

Sho nodded in agreement as he pressed another kiss to her head as she started falling asleep once again.

“The grossest…I’ll leave the porridge in the fridge for her and the juice, the miso soup you can just heat up if she wants any, I’ll be back around 7, let me know what Jiro says…and if we can take her to vagastrom, it’d be easier to look after her and this place is kind of falling apart on the best of days-“

He grimaced as he looked at the ceiling, that still had broken bits hanging down and holes littering the roof.

“Yeah this is a shithole…”

Leo sighed out as he held his arms out preparing for the Xena transfer as sho frowned putting her into Leo’s lap .

“Put some pillows around can’t just sit like this, you trying to break my back?”

Leo grumbled out before a coy expression overcome him.

“Though…I guess you do wanna break my back huh?”

His tone flirtatious as he grabbed Sho’s hand pulling him close as he pressed a quick kiss to his lips.

Sho cupped Leo’s face as Leo tried to duck away quickly, pressing a long hard kiss to him and then one on his cheek.

“I’ll see you later…”

He brushed a hand through Leo’s hair as he quickly brought Xena’s small army of pillows around Leo, barricading the two of them together as Leo clutched onto Xena as a light blush tinged his ears.

Sho shook his head smiling brightly at the two as he paused before going down the stairs.

“We’ll talk about breaking that back when Xena gets better.”

He winked at Leo throwing a heart sign as he walked down the stairs and left the building.

“Damn Xena, we’re really in it now.”

Leo sighed as Xena murmured an agreement wrapping her arms him and snuggling into his shoulder nook.

“Smell nice.”

He smiled gently as he posted the video of Xena announcing their both her boyfriends and then a picture of the three of them in the cabrybus.

‘Hard launching my partners’

[localgirlbecomesobsessed]

Practice date

Sho x Xena

Sho going all out to impress Xena.

Date night! Date night!

It’s currently 2am and I’ve been up since 7am, I half proof read it~ but also this might be nonsensical, but I just feel like Sho puts his all in his dates, he don’t fuck around.

“What are you writing?”

He was cleaning the picnic bench next to her as he prepared the shut down for the evening.

Xena glanced up as she tried to cover her page eyeing Sho suspiciously as he came slightly closer. His wind swept hair flowing with the breeze as he retucked his tie into his pocket, his blue eyes sparkling with curiosity as he grinned at Xena. He tossed the rubbish into the bin bag dropping it to the side for a moment before sliding next to her, leaning on his arm awaiting for her response as she sighed giving up on hiding her writings.

“It’s a bucket list…”O_O

She awkwardly fumbled for her notebook and clumsily shoved it in front of Sho’s face, in an attempt hide her embarrassed face.

Sho took it, his hands brushing against hers pausing there for a moment as he started reading through the list.

1. Skydive

2. Go on a good date

3. Throw a rager

4. Learn to cook

5. Get a thigh tattoo (over scar)

6. Find a cure?

7. One last Halloween

8. Go to the circus

9. Go to a festival

10. Go out with a bang

They all seemed pretty easy to solve…except for a couple, he gave back her notebook as he looked at her intrigued.

“You never been a date?”

He sounded surprise leaning on his arm again as he watched her hide the notebook in her bag. He couldn’t imagine no one ever asking Xena out?

“I’ve never been on a good date!”•_•

She tried not to sound too disappointed as she got up and started collecting rubbish from the other tables, Sho rolling his eyes at her obvious avoidance.

“Would you like to go on a good date?”

An obvious question with an obvious answer but he needed a way in as he grabbed the bin bag following her around as she cleared all the tables.

“It’s on the list.” •_•

She sighed in frustration, chucking an empty cup successfully into Sho’s bin bag.

Sho walked slowly beside her, he rolled up his sleeves as he casually put his arms over his head speeding up to her head of her as he spun around to face her. Trying to hide the grin spreading on his face as Xena’s face was dusted in a light blush.

“How bout I take you on a practice date~?”

Cheekily grinning at her as she froze in place, staring at him wide eyed as though he was speaking in an alien language.

“A Practice date?” •_•

She repeated, the words fumbling off her tongue as she tried to process the words. It’s not that she didn’t like Sho…in fact it was the opposite, he was strong, charming, smart, funny and insanely attractive to the point Xena is starting to think everyone’s wish was to be the most good looking person in this realm.

She hated to admit how much her crush on Sho had developed. The way he’s put his all into this food truck, his kindness, his smugness, the way he’s annoyingly perfect at everything and his humour; the butterflies that attack her stomach everytime she’s around him makes her want to challenge him in the pit, but she knows she wouldn’t win-another plus being that he’s insanely strong.

“Oi senpai, you with me?”

His hand was on her face, smirking down at her as her face practically had steam coming off it, even more so when she realised what was happening, she took a step back sitting on the bench behind her.

“Why would you want to go on a practice date with me?”

Why her of all people, she was usually known to be offputting and gruesome, her emotionless disposition apparently unsettled people, her quick temper causing more enemies than friends…yet Sho was here, sitting next to her as he leaned back glancing over at her in curiosity and amusement as he watched her slip into deep thought, she couldn’t decipher what his plan was despite it being so obvious even Alan could figure it out.

He nudged her grinning as she sharply turned to him, face still red as a tomato.

“Well how else are you gonna know what a good date is if you don’t experience it~?”

Her eyes widened before a small laugh spilled from her lips, rolling her eyes she leaned into him.

“Oh? And who made you the master of dating?”

She teasingly asked as he hummed in fake deep thought.

“Inspector Xena, I’ll have you know I’ve only ever received five star reviews on my dates, I’m the master the connoisseur, what can’t I do?”

He proudly exaggerates as he took hold of Xena’s hand giving it a chaste kiss on the back of her hand as he smirked down at her.

“Ohhh~ I see so the self admitted playboy only gets five star reviews? Sounds suspicious, you can be quite persuasive ya know~ how do I know it’s legit?”•_•

She jokingly said as Sho didn’t let go of her hand, instead clasping it with his own as he cackled.

“Hmmm~then I have to prove it to you Xe, worst comes to worse I’ll use my persuasion skills to convince you its the best da-practice date you’ve ever been on.”

He sounded so confident, once again kissing the back of her hand as he stood back up and pulled Xena up with him, leading her back to the food truck. Her heart hammering in her chest and she was 100% surprised her head hasn’t blown up from how much heat was exploding over her cheeks as she let herself get easily led back.

“I’ll guess you’ll just have to prove it to me then…”

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She had never sweated more in her life.

Sho said it’s going to be a surprise, so she had no clue what to wear-Sho telling her whatever she wore would be fine.

She had her dark red bat shaped corset tank on with a long black skirt that slits on one side, big black boots to boost her height and a cropped leather jacket. Leo had given his approval for the outfit, rejecting the many other choices the two had been debating for the majority of the day.

Her makeup was light gothic, she didn’t want to go too heavy, wearing a red eyeshadow with black eyeliner and a dark red lip. She wore matching bat earrings and black gemmed rings, Her hair left loose as she clipped it back on one side.

He said he’d pick her up in ten minutes and she tried so hard to keep her face neutral but the excited grin seemed to take over her as she paced the room, checking on her plants as she tried to pass the time.

Sho was early, waiting outside as he saw shadows of Xena’s figure pass by the windows erratically, smiling to himself as he wandered to the front door, repeatedly knocking on the door and only being slightly surprised as he was met by the stunning image of a flustered and excited Xena.

He couldn’t help himself, obviously checking her out as he pulled her into a hug.

“You look amazing Xena…”

He whispered into her ear, snickering as she gently pushed him away, Sho was wearing a bikers jacket with a black and grey patterned shirt with a black t shirt underneath, wearing his signature bandanna and chains as he spun Xena around causing the girl to giggle as she held on tightly.

“I could say the same to you!”

She cringed as she said it way too loudly-clearly very nervous , Sho grinning as he took her hand and lead her to Bonnie, who was patiently waiting for them.

He handed her a cat eared mustard motorcycle helmet, one she had never seen before, he helped secure it onto her head, his grin widening even more as brown eyes gazed at him with pure elation. He knew she’d like this helmet, getting one of the other students to custom make it for her.

“Is this new! It’s a really pretty colour…”

She grasped around the helmet, she could peek through the visor a subtle blush on Sho’s face as he helped her onto the bike.

“I’m glad you like it Xe, it’s your helmet after all.”

He quickly turned and revved the engine, guiding Xena’s arms around him as he felt his heart overtake the sound of the engine.

“You made this for me?”

Hands tracing around him before he clasped her hands together around him, safely securing her.

He wasn’t prepared for how pretty she looked or how cute she was being, he was feeling almost giddy as he started driving off and out of their cage, glad he had time to resort himself before he has to face her once again.

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Their first location was a neon Acropolis, an arcade at the top of a steep hill. The walls were covered in neon pink and purple jellyfish with flowers dancing around them, the place brimming with an eclectic amount of game that Xena was ready to absolutely defeat Sho in.

He held her hand and guided her to the entrance, getting them both a drink as they both excitedly chattered away darting into the main room.

“How about everytime one of us you loses, the winner can request or ask them to do something?”

He was rubbing circles on her hand and at this moment of time she was at 30% fluster, the ride there driving her crazy of the smell of leather and Sho’s cologne mixed with the beautiful sceneries made her very glad Sho couldn’t see her tomato red face, the cool air around them being the only reason it died down by the time they got there.

“Sure sounds like a deal, when one of us you loses I’m sure to be kind in my prizes.”

She grinned confidently as they arrived at their first game.

Basketball hoops, easy peasy…or so she thought.

She lost by one point, scowling at Sho’s smug grin as he spun the basketball on his finger.

“So mine will be…”

He hummed in thought, underhandedly throwing the ball and smirking as it went through the hoop without him looking.

“A question-how many other proper dates have you been on?”

She took a sip of her drink before answering, taking her time as she avoided answering, feeling awkward all of a sudden.

“Three…none of them went to a second date.”

She chuckled awkwardly as Sho linked his arm with hers, she spotted an air hockey table and lit up as Sho immediately lead them over there.

“Why’d they never continue?”

He questioned innocently, side glancing at Xena, getting completely distracted by how good she looked as he almost walked into the table, getting yanked back by Xena as she raised an eyebrow at Sho.

“I don’t know…I just never really, I only said yes I guess cause they wouldn’t let up otherwise??”•_•

Sho frowned at the response, Xena who never ran away from a fight giving in so easily.

“Don’t get me wrong I would’ve beat the shit out of them if I could, but friends of friends ya know, it was easier to have a disappointing time for a couple of hours rather than lose a friend.”•_•

She nodded to herself as if she said the wisest words in the world, Sho nodded still frowning as he went to his side of the hockey table.

“They don’t sound like the greatest of friends”

He murmured out, the words almost lost over the loud upbeat music that boomed throughout the room.

“Hmmmm-I guess not.” O_O

He sighed as she calmly responded.

“You don’t feel pressured cause we’re frie-“

“Not in a million years Sho, if I didn’t want to go today I wouldn’t have, it was different times back then…”

The mood lulled a bit as Xena cursed at herself for killing the mood as Sho mulled over her words, he easily picked up her crush on him and he hope she picked up his.

He was so distracted that he didn’t realise he was losing till it was too late.

“Oh my~ you’ve gotta keep your head in the game Sho if you wanna win.”

She sang at him as she came bounding over to him, Sho sighed as he smiled gently at Xena, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear as she went a bright red.

45% flustered now.

He took a sip of his drink as Xena reloaded.

“Hmm a question, how many dates have you been on?”

She asked curiously, intrigue sparkling in her eyes as she wrapped an arm around his, he relished in the way she was pressed up beside him, in the way she looked-smelled, even her voice was setting him alight as he realised this was his chance to not only a how her the best date ever…but to hopefully start the journey to many more after this.

He looked around locating the Mario kart as he dragged her over there, determined to win this time.

“I’ve been…on a few.”

He answered tentatively, he has had a bit of a history but nothing with much substance to count as an actual relationship.

Xena let out a low whistle giggling as she took a swig of her drink.

“That bad huh?”

He grinned sheepishly at her as he gestured for her to sit down, she grinned curtseying as she went to sit, Sho slotting next to her as the two begun their contest.

It ended up being a best out of eleven, Sho winning the last race as Xena groaned in despair.

“Request; you have to down your drink Xe.”

She sighed as she glanced at her half full cup, shrugging as she down the thing in one. Sho’s eyes widened in surprise as she dragged him to the bar; getting the two the same drinks as before as Sho quickly finished his drink.

Both were drinking beer, Xena’s a cherry flavoured one and Sho’s just a normal one, he thanks the stars that Bonnie is able to drive them around places without needing him to be at the wheel, his bribe of an all you can eat BBQ sandwich buffet paying off.

“What should we play next?!”

She excitedly asked, brown eyes glowing against the neon lights as Sho felt himself being sucked in by the whirlpool of giddiness dancing within her.

“Hmmm~how about street fighter?”

A confident grin spread across her face as Sho wrapped an arm around her waist as they waltzed over to the two player games.

They lost count of who won and who lost as they got distracted by the menagerie of games before them losing themselves as they bantered and bickered throughout their mini tournament, both deciding to make a request of the other as penance for losing track.

“You have to win me a teddy bear.”

Sho declared, Xena’s deadpan face coming back full force as she stared at the ugliest teddies she’s ever seen in her life.

“A teddy bear.”

She repeated in shock.

“The biggest, ugliest one you can find.”

They were three drinks in now, xena becoming more giggly and Sho more flirty as they continued.

She let out a cackle as she spotted a one eyed lime green pirate alien, the thing had a weird peg leg and alien parrot on its side. She took off her jacket preparing herself for battle as she grabbed the controllers, inserting the coins as she put her full focus on capturing Sho’s teddy bear.

It took till her seventh try before she debated giving up, turning to Sho as he leaned against the other machine mesmerised as he watched her focus.

“Don’t stop trying Xe, you’re so close.”

He tried to encourage her but his voice came out more strained than he meant it too. She looked so hot, her arm muscles flexing as his eyes traced the sight of her tattoo, the fire in her eyes as she fell into the zone, her top showing off her curves perfectly as it hugged her in all the right places. He was too busy checking her out to catch her frustrations but as she turned to him a scowl present on her face he glanced at the cursed contraption, catching sight of the teddy teetering on the edge.

He wrapped an arm around her, his thumb rubbing circles into her sides as he cooed comforting words to her as she tried to focus on capturing the teddy instead of the way she felt like she was about to combust as she reached 70% flusteredness.

She immediately caught the bear quickly grabbing it and turning to Sho stuffing it in his arms as she marched to the strength calculator. The butterflies getting too much for her as Sho made her brain feel dizzyingly fuzzy.

“My request is that you let me play this and don’t laugh at my score.”

Sho rolled his eyes chuckling as he trailed after her clutching onto his new friend.

It truly was the ugliest and biggest thing he’d seen, the eye that was on the bear was half sewn on, the lime green fur extremely soft yet the leg leg was weirdly hard.

He loved it.

He set the pirate to the side, checking the time nonchalantly, panic rising as he realised that they were running late for the second part of the date.

How had three hours already passed?

It was too easy being around Xena, time not existing as it feels like their own little world as they were at complete ease with eachother. Xena so easy too fluster making it even more fun, but the fact that the heavily guarded Xena was even letting him get this close both emotionally and physically to make her flustered was enough to set his brain into overdrive.

“Xe after this we’ve gotta leave if that’s okay?! There’s somewhere else I wanna take you!”

She grinned with elation nodding in agreement as she downed her drink, setting the cup to the side as she readied herself for her final knockout punch.

“Remember you’re not allowed to laugh.”

Sho nodded about to down his own drink as he prepared to leave, he was about to swallow his drink just as Xena swung at the hanging punching bag.

She put all her force into it, cheering as the the score loaded up on the device.

999

Sho nearly spat out his drink, choking as she turned to him preening at his surprise.

“Babe that was hot.”

80% fluster please seek immediate assistance.

———————————————————

Bonnie kindly drove the two plus their new recruit to the next location.

Sho nervously leading Xena through the dark greenery area the night sky making it so only their phone and the moon could help guide their way, a collision of trees and flowers interwoven between eachother as they approached a dome like building.

He’d never taken a date to somewhere like here before, Leo pulling some strings to get them their own room as he lifted Xena over a mud pile, she let out a light shriek of surprise, Sho cackling as she fake glared at him.

They had to leave captain pirate with Bonnie, who seemed to be happy to have the company.

She was half convinced Sho was going to murder her here, the small building seeming to have no inhabitants as Sho awkwardly knocked on the old wooden door.

The creaky door squeaking as an elderly man poked his head out the door glancing between Sho and Xena before sighing and opening the door even wider.

“You’re Late Mr.Haizono.”

Sho bowed apologetically, xena doing the same a she heard the old man chuckle at them.

“Please stand up properly, I’ll guide you to your room.”

Your room…?

He was definitely going to murder her…or…or

90% fluster has been achieved, system nearing overload.

She took a deep breath telling herself to get her head out the gutter, regretting putting her jacket on captain pirate as the cold night air wrapped itself around her.

She shivered as Sho guided her quickly inside, shuffling his jacket off and wrapping it around her as his scent surrounded her, she tucked herself further into his jacket, a happy sigh escaping her as she was enveloped in Sho’s scent.

“Thank you.”

She couldn’t help the shyness escaping her, Sho slotting his arm underneath his jacket and around her waist, seeming to be one of his favourite ways to walk with her.

He was surprisingly quiet as they approached the room, a lilac door decorated in a series of star signs. They entered and Xena’s eyes went comically wide as she realised where she was.

It was a planetarium.

“Sho…”

She was in awe, the night sky highlighted above them as Sho rubbed the back of his neck. He guided her to the leaned back double chair, helping her onto it as she found it hard to speak, in a state of shock and overwhelming adoration.

It was so sweet.

She held out her hand offering him an assist as he gently took it sliding in next to her as they both laid back in the chair.

“Do you like it?”

She laid her head on his shoulder, accepting the permanent blush on her face as she fiddled with the chain hanging around his neck.

She thought she could hear her own heartbeat but as she snuggled further into him she realised it wasnt hers but his heartbeat booming into her ears.

“I love it…Sho this is insane-it’s beautiful, thank you.”

She leaned up pressing a kiss to his cheek as she quickly laid back down as the show started to begin, narrowly missing the way Sho’s face lit up like a Christmas tree as a deep blush overtook him.

Sho had a giddy smile on his face throughout the rest of the show, eyes repeatedly glancing and meeting Xena’s as they both immersed in the show and eachother-not being able to decide what was better to watch.

The show was based on the zodiacs, the chair made out of pure memory foam, it was the prettiest and comfiest thing she had watched. The room was decorated in an assortment of zodiac based items-paintings, statues, music boxes, sketches even tiny chess pieces glued to the walls.

It was truly stunning.

———————————————————

They exited the plannetarium, giddy and warm as they Practically skipped back in happiness to Bonnie.

Xena was about to take off his jacket and hand it back, swapping it for her own before Sho stopped her, greedily enjoying the sight of her swamped in his clothes.

“Keep it on Xexe, it’s so cold, I couldn’t bear you freezing to death on our first date.”

100% overloaded system reboot.

He could almost see the steam of heat burning off of her as she slapped her cool hands against her cheeks, attempting to cool them down as she glanced at Sho.

“Our first date~we’ve upgraded from just a practice then?”

She grinned as she tilted her head curiously at him.

He returned her grin, hands ghosting around her waist once again as he leaned into her.

“Xe~I think we surpassed the practice level and gone straight into expert level.”

She let out another giggle as he came close, Sho narrowing his eyes as she aggressively rubbed at his cheek.

“You have erm lipstick there, sorry.”

She smiled sheepishly as she tried to remove the stain, nearly winning against it as only a shadow was left. Sho pouted at her, eyes flickering from her eyes to her lips.

“What if I wanted a reminder of you on me.”

It was so cheesy and if anyone else said it to her she would cackle in their face, but right now she was folding and folding hard as her breath hitched as Sho brought his lips to hers, pulling her closer as the two shared a short and sweet kiss.

120000% flustered-Xena may never revive.

She felt like she was going to explode, Sho grinning looking slightly ridiculous as a red lipstick mark stained his lips.

“Hmmm it suits you.”

She giggled again as she gazed adoringly at Sho, who huffed out a laugh as he wrapped his arms around her, slightly shuffling them from side to side. He was about to kiss her once more , the moon above them shining down as the breeze settled down between them it was the perfect moment…until Bonnie loudly revved her engine, reminding Sho they had one more place to go.

———————————————————

His hands covered her eyes as he wanted to keep it a surprise for her.

He hoped Alan and Leo prepped the place, not even able to regret the favours he will now owe them.

He still hadn’t removed the lipstick, proudly owning it as the two fell into a giggly lovey dovey state as they made their way there.

He let out a sigh of relief as he realised they did set it up.

“Oh my~everything okay Sho?”O_O

Xena startled at his sigh.

“Hmmm wait just one more moment Xe, keep your eyes closed please.”

He stepped in front of her taking one hand and guiding her to the chair, she obediently kept her eyes closed as he quickly set out the cakes, two meringue clams with fresh cream inside and strawberries buried within it, he had finished making them just before he left, hoping that she’ll enjoy them.

“You can open them.”

Eyes fluttering open and widening immediately as she took in the sights around her.

They were in a greenhouse, surrounded by an array of succulents and flowers, sunflowers, azaleas and strawberries plants just to name a few, fairy light surrounding them as they appeared like stars in the night sky. A small waterfall stood tall beside them as gentle streams of water trickled beside her.

She gasped as she gazed around the place, a beautiful scene with some of her favourite flowers surrounding her. She couldn’t help herself from wanting to look at every single little thing, mesmerised by the beauty as she glanced at the moon shining over them, the night sky littered with stars as she finally met Sho’s gaze. Who had been watching her slightly enraptured as he soaked in the sight of pure delight enveloping xena, knowing he’s the specific reason for it.

“Sho you did all of this…for me?”

She asked gasping as her eyes landed on the delicious looking treat before her, Sho blushed as he took her hand in his own, rubbing a thumb lovingly over it as Xena looked at him shocked.

“Of course Xe.”

He answered her softly, tugging gently on her arm as they both stood up meeting eachother over the table as they shared another short kiss.

“We can look around after we eat this-if you want too?”

She was sparkling, feeling herself fall into a well of complete content as she felt like she was falling off a cliff as she realised maybe this crush wasn’t going to be just a crush…maybe it wasn’t even just a crush now.

No one ever done something this sweet for her before, the events of the day catching up as she blinked away the tears, distracting herself with a bite of the dessert, humming in delight as the delicious treat danced delightfully on her taste buds.

“That tastes so good.”

She choked out, Sho’s blush deepening as he himself took a bite in an attempt to distract himself as he felt himself become enraptured with her.

“Has this met your expectations?”

Her eyes glittered with happiness, beaming at Sho as she nodded.

“This was the best date I’ve ever been on Sho…you erm you went to a lot of effort and I-“

Sho interrupted her leaning on one if his hands as they both finished off their treats.

“Hmmm~ I don’t think it was quite the best.”

He hummed in thought as he watched her smile drop as she fiddled with her spoon, disappointment drowning her.

“I think we need to go on a couple more dates, keep going until we reach the best of the best and even then I don’t think I’d wanna stop.”

He grinned at her as her eyes light up, the previous worry expelling as she let out a short giggle.

“Oh~? I don’t know how we’re gonna top this?”

She gestured to the greenhouse around them, as Sho held his hand out to her.

“Well I guess we’ll have to keep trying don’t we.”

He pulled her closer to him again, his hand caressing her cheek as he leaned in once again, pulling her into a passionate kiss, they pulled away half lidded eyes gazing at eachother lovingly.

“Hmm shall we check out the rest of the greenhouse?”

Xena, grinning from ear to ear as she clasped her hand to his.

“Sounds Perfect.”

[localgirlbecomesobsessed]

Can you crush it?

In which Leo asks the all important question that his TikTok followers have been demanding to know!

Can Xena squash a watermelon with her thighs?

Or the five times Xena showed off her strength and the one time Leo showed off his.

Let’s all appreciate Xena’s strength and the simps it brings.

Xena x Leo & (Xena x Leo x Sho if you squint)

(Pre-estab to established~I’ll write down which ones which)

Half Proof read but exhausted from work (as always)

1.(pre-established but Leo has already told his followers they’re dating.)

Leosimp4l5fe: THIGHS 👀

Thecrystalllemethod1234s THIGHS TO SAVE LIVES

JohnTitor: DAMN 🫣😍

Lastdance94: I am looking respectfully 👀

Leo was doing a TikTok live in the pit, behind him Xena was doing her workout unbeknownst to her she was directly in the background causing an onslaught of thirst comments to go through making Leo crack up.

“Ohhhh~seems my XeXe has some fans shall we go say hi?”

He sauntered over to Xena who was lifting a barbell with 30kg on it, she said she’d be doing a light workout today…Alan was her spotter and alerted her of the influencers presence as Leo casually answered questions in his impromptu q&a as he wandered closely to the two.

The comments going wild as Xena placed the bar down, she was wearing short shorts (Leo’s request) and a crop top with her hair uncharacteristically tied in a ponytail.

“What is it?” •_•

She went to slather her sweaty hand over Leo as he cringed dodging away, lightly flicking her hand as she rolled her eyes.

“My adoring fans want you to do a Q&A with me!”

He winked into the camera as Xena just deadpan stared at him.

“I-why? Why would they want to know about me?”•_•

She tilted her head curiously at him, the comments flurried in, simps galore spamming the live.

“XeXe, you’re mine so of course they wanna know more.”

Leo sang to Xena, brushing a stray strand behind her ear, ensuring the camera catches it as Xena physically softened at the touch.

“Okay.” •_•

Leosimp4l5fe: xena folding so easily for Leo, she’s just like me fr

Sharkira: THEYRE SO CUTE 😍

Edthebat: Xena 🥵 you’ve🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼been bewitched 🧙 🧙 🧙

How did the vamp find his TikTok…?

“Okay we’ll do five questions!!! Q1.Xena what’s the best date Leo’s taken you on??”

Xena side eyed Leo, their relationship was something he made up to his fans yet he doesn’t even seem that bothered leaving it up to her to imagine the good stuff.

“Hmmm…I enjoy anytime I spend with Leo so it’s hard to chose just one date, my favourite though might be our movie date~Sho cooked us loads of food and it was a really fun night.” •_•

A Little bit of truth-a little bit of lie.

They had movie night the other day and it was actually a lot of fun, it was some terrible cheese fest that Leo saw trending and wanted to do a review on~leading to a mini movie night.

Leo was grinning maniacally at her answer as he lead her to a bench so they can chill for a moment and it’s totally not so Leo can oogle at her as she leaned back on the bench, stretching out slightly as the comments went wild at the way she moved.

“Q2.would you ever make your own tiktok account?”

Xena shook her head as she used a towel to soak up her sweat, Leo trying not to obviously stare at her but semi failing as a couple of comments called him out, she somehow makes being a sweaty mess hot, it was infuriating.

“No, Leo’s the talented one on that front, I prefer watching his TikTok’s than making my own.” ^_^

She tried to throw her towel over Leo the grey haired man narrowly dodging it as she giggled, his phone almost exploding from the eruption of comments at the cute moment as well as the rare sound of Xena’s giggle being caught on live.

“Q3.Leo calls you XeXe, do you have any nicknames for him?”

She hummed in thought as she leaned her head on Leo’s shoulder.

“Im not great with nicknames but…I have a special nickname reserved if I ever fall in love with someone, Leo most likely will be that person tho~ so maybe watch this space ahah~” •_•

Leo furrowed his brows at that, of course she can’t say she’s in love with him yet they’ve only been fake dating for a couple of weeks…but what the fuck was the special nickname?

“It’s what my dad used to call my mum…”

She whispered into his ear, as if sensing his confusion or more like annoyance at the lack of knowledge, her closeness and low voice sending shivers down his back as he pressed a kiss against her cheek. He knew he’d never be the one to hear that special nickname but…imagining it, made Leo become possessive of the proposition.

“Q4.if you and Leo were animals what would you be?”

She looked closely at Leo as she debated, serious brown eyes narrowing at amused citrine ones.

“Leo would be a cat.”

She announced nodding to herself in approval as the Cheshire Cat grin spread across Leo’s face, further proving her point.

“I’d be a crow-because I like shiny things…case in point.”^_^

She jabbed a thumb at Leo whose smile spread even wider as he pressed another kiss to her cheek.

“Q5….”

Leo paused as he glanced at Xena, checking her out as he himself debated the question.

“Can you crush a watermelon with your thighs?”

She glanced at him as a twitch of a smile appeared on her face.

“We can find out.”

She abruptly got up as Leo was about to speed dial Sho and get him to bring a watermelon down to them stat.

“But not right now I’ve gotta finish my set!”

She blew a kiss to Leo as she skipped off, Leo slightly hypnotised before shaking himself off as he brought himself back into influencer mode.

“Well you heard her!!! keep an eye out for that video coming soon.”

He threw a wink and a heart to his captive audience switching the camera around to show Xena adding another 20 kg to her barbell (making it 50g) as she deadlifted it, ending the live on the image of her holding it high into the air with ease.

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2.(pre-established but practically dating)

The bass was booming throughout the room as the speakers littered around the pit playing the impeccable playlist Leo and Sho had prepared for the party. It was crowded, loud and exciting, neon glow in the dark spray paint infiltrated the pit with Alan’s designs, the captain who helped and enjoyed painting the place decided not to come. There was a bar manned by vagastrom students and a live rock band setting up in the actual pit area to do a mini concert later. There was a glow in the dark paint balloon area right in the back and face paint dotted around the area. They were going to make it a foam party but the tidying after would’ve been a killer.

It had taken weeks to convince Alan to even let them use the pit, it was all due to Xena’s side gig earning her enough favours to help persuade Alan into allowing them to do this, proving they can be responsible enough to plan and execute, it was all due to Leo and Sho’s help in uncovering a plot to kidnap one of the aquatic anomalies kept in Jabberwock, the sick fuck wanted his private chef to cultivate a ‘sushi extravaganza.’ It was a Frostheim student that Xena may or may not of knocked unconscious and left with Towa for an hour, but no one needed to know that and it impressed Alan enough that he gave them permission to finally have a party.

The trio were in deep need of the club and to let loose.

Which leads Sho cackling as he tried to complete the mission given by Leo, he was tasked to get a picture of Xena and Leo kissing, Leo wanted to post it on his tiktok to show her off again.

Instead, Leo was being held up against the wall by Xena, her hands tucked under his thighs as he had his legs loosely latched around her waist, but it was purely Xena holding him up as he wrapped his arms around her neck as they sloppily made out.

Leo didn’t realise they were being recorded in that moment, xena being a distraction as she wore a long black denim skirt and a crocheted black crop top showing off her tattoos which made Leo’s head spin whenever he got to see them and she was wearing Leo’s chain necklace, the later being the reason he’s so distracted, he liked the way it claimed her as his especially when this wasn’t even for a tiktok video or anything she just wanted to wear it and he desperately wanted her to wear it but wouldn’t and couldn’t say it out loud. He’d been heavily flirting with her all night, wearing a semi matching outfit with Xena as he wore a light grey cropped halter top with long black gloves and black denim cargos-this was heavily distracting Xena who could barely pay attention to the party they’ve been obsessively planning, but everyone else seemed to enjoy it, Sho even got Kaito and Luca to come, the two being surprisingly good company as Sho chatted them up.

Xena lost herself in the make out session, holding Leo up with one arm as the other got lost in his locks. When the video got posted to his Instagram AND TikTok stories the comments went wild with how easily Xena manhandled Leo, something both of them didn’t realise she did until they saw the video the next day.

Leo decided he wouldn’t mind her doing it again.

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3.(pre-established)

Xena was wearing black and blue checkered shorts and a yellow crop top her tattoo fully on show as she bit down the anxiety at the fact that all of Leo’s followers would see it , she awkwardly sat on the towel waiting for Sho to bring the watermelon over as the blush wouldn’t leave her face.

“What if I can’t do it.” 0_0

Leo patted her head in an attempt to comfort her as he went to set up the camera.

“It’ll be fine, me and Sho are doing it too, so even if you fail we’ll still look amazing.”

She gently slapped him on the back of his leg causing the cat like man to giggle as Sho approached.

Sho laid a watermelon on each towel as they all sat down to prepare the destruction. Sho started first, taking the sly way out as he smacked it hard with the back of his heel, the watermelon exploding everywhere from the sheer force.

Leo frowned at him as Sho grinned over at him.

“You didn’t say how we could do it.”

Leo rolled his eyes as he followed Sho’s pursuit, smashing his fist down hard onto the watermelon as it split in half.

Xena went to do the same, Sho and Leo looking at her wide eyed as she did, both grabbing her hands as their eyes met already agreeing on what needs to happen.

“Xe-“

Sho started.

“You can’t do it like that-“

Leo continued.

“Your thighs are where this melon should be crushed.”

Sho ended.

The weird hive mind moment ending as they looked hopefully up at Xena, who just sighed as she placed the watermelon between her thighs.

They stood up excitedly as they ensured the camera was focused on her as she easily exploded the watermelon with pure thigh power.

She thought it would’ve taken long as she locked her legs around it, putting all her strength into crushing the watermelon to pieces.

^~^

They watched in wonderment as Xena started eating the watermelon, happily humming to herself as she tried to wipe the juice off of herself.

When the video came out, it seemed as though the majority of Leo’s followers were now pure Xena’s fans.

Comments on how they need to wife up Xena before Leo can spurned his ego and pride to heighten as Xena fed Leo a bit of the fruit as he wrapped his arms around her, Sho taking some to make them some salad and wraps as he left the couple to their devices.

“XeXe…”

He trailed a finger over her sticky leg.

“Do you want some help cleaning up?”

Leo’s sly smile made Xena giggle as he couldn’t be more obvious with his intentions as she turned around and wrapped her arms around him, pressing a kiss to his lips.

“Sure.” ^•^

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4. (Established)

The TikTok starts with the three of them in an arcade, one of those punching machines came into view as Xena stood next to it, wearing a short black dress and a long leather black trench coat with knee high boots.

They were all laughing and chatting as Xena prepared to throw a punch, she finally did so slamming it back with all her strength as she got the highest score.

The scene then cuts to Sho and Leo cleaning the dishes and making food for Xena as classical music played in the background.

Leosimp4l5fe: the pipeline of shipping Leo x Xena to Leo x Xena x Sho

Sharkfacts: why is Leo so relatable I too would fold for a bad b who could kill me 🙏🏻

Matildashrinks: PLEASE XENA JUST ONE CHANCE

Blondebaker: Xena having two malewives and one of them not being me is a fucking diabolical travesty.

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5. (Established)

“XeXe, let’s make a bet~”

Leo sauntered over to where Xena and Alan were finishing up their sparring session, they both sighed as Leo kicked the pits door open and leaned against the grated wall.

“What’s the bet?”

She dodged one of Alan’s kicks before launching her own aiming to stamp down on the back of his leg as he tried to move away.

“If you can bench press Alan, me and Sho will do whatever you want~ if you can’t you have to do whatever I want 🫶🏼”

Both her and Alan paused as they took in the young man before them, who purposefully avoided them today in order to stop himself getting pulled into a sparring session with the both of them. Sho was at the truck today and probably didn’t know he’s been added into the proposition.

“What does Alan get out of this?”•_•

Leo hummed thoughtfully as he racked his eyes over Alan.

“The joy of being bench pressed by a pretty girl? Probably the most ac-“

Xena rolled her eyes as she approached him pressing a sweaty hand over his mouth.

“Don’t be mean.”

Leo grinned as he kiss the palm of her hand, licking it slightly as his eyes sparkled mischievously at her. She pulled her hand away before he could make a move as he sighed dramatically, leaning back as he thought for a second.

“Sho will make you anything you want for the next week, anytime~anywhere, even that gross shit you drink~”

His smile was cold as Alan stared down at him unimpressed.

“Fine, I’ll also stop interrupting your training sessions for a week.”

Which annoyed Leo to no end when Alan actually smiled at that proposition.

“Both Sho and the no interruptions.”

Leo gritted his teeth with a maniacal smile slapped onto his face.

“Yep got it, XeXe?”

Xena sighed nodding as she got into position, they had the set up anyway for when they were bench pressing before. Alan awkwardly made himself into a bridge over Xena as she tried to position her hands, Leo’s eyes narrowing in annoyance as a slight blush covered Alan’s face.

“Should I start?”

She asked awkwardly as Leo threw his phone up, ready to film either a hot catastrophe or an extremely hot moment…either way Leo wins. He nodded at her as she tapped at Alan’s chest as he slowly pulled himself up into a planking position. The only thing holding him up was Xena as she begun to bench press him.

“How…many?”

She said through strained breaths as Alan’s face was a deep red, he wasn’t sure she could actually do it and now…

“10.”

She was halfway through as Leo watched mesmerised, her arm muscles rippling as she lifted Alan up into the air. Leo gulped as sweat dripped down her, something he’d usually hate if it didn’t look so tantalising on her.

Xena was thanking the stars that Yuri injected her with that weird cure-that wasn’t a cure, instead it increased her strength and durability, making her more like a ghoul.

She finished as Alan bridged himself above her again, feet planted on the floor as he threw himself back up into a standing position.

Xena slowly got up as she cockily smirked at Leo, leading him to swiftly pull her up and drag her away, Alan standing there perplexed as he started adding the new bench press method to their next exercise routine.

Xena giggled as Leo hurriedly dragged her away, calling out an apology to Alan as Leo lead the way…

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6.Leo’s turn (established)

Xena had been playing detective the past couple of weeks, uncovering cheating scandals, murder plots and intricate tales of woe.

The most problematic was unsurprisingly the cheating scandals, most importantly Matsu’s cheating scandals. A mortkranken student who has seemed to have dated half the student body and has seemed to have cheated on them with the other half of the student body.

Matsu’s been broken up with for the last time, finally losing it as an exasperated Xena just sighs at the idiots wrath as he screamed a plethora of insults at her, following her as she made her way to vagastrom, demanding she fix the mess he caused.

“Actually fuck off Matsu, I don’t know what you want me to do? Stop fucking cheating on people?”•_•

She looked at him like he was stupid, which he was. Xena had to reject requests about Matsu now, telling the clients to look at the previous requests about him…which leads to then breaking up with him as they realise he is an actual scumbag.

“ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT PEOPLE LIKE ME? Maybe people should stop flirting with me Xena?! Ever thought of that?!”

He demanded forcing his way in front of her causing Xena to stop as she looked at him in boredom.

“Reject the person that’s flirting with you? I don’t know why I have to explain that?”

She tried to walk around him, yet Matsu had other plans as he followed her movements. She was tired, hungry and she was now late meeting Leo , who no doubt will be furious with her about it.

“Ohhh~is it that easy aye? What if you flirted with me? Would you like me to reject you…?”

Xena couldn’t help the face of disgust that overwhelmed her as she stepped away from him.

“I would prefer it if you stayed away from me all together.” •_•

She noticed his hands behind his back, fiddling with something repeatedly as she eyed him suspiciously, eyes darting from his face to the hidden object behind him, she was trying to read him but he seemed too manic to guess what he’d do.

He was about to swing for her, metallic glinting in the setting sun as the knife came swooping towards her, when all of a sudden Matsu flew through the air, Xena’s jaw dropped as she watched him go, trying to figure out what sent him across the floor when she locked eyes with a furious Leo.

She’d seen him fight before…she just never expected him to fight for her.

She rushed over to him as dangerous eyes locked onto Matsu, she gently tugged him to face her as she tenderly cupped his face, eyes filled with worry and adoration as she was swooning at the sight of Leo taking down someone for her…especially someone as annoying as Matsu.

His eyes were wide as he gripped harshly at her wrist, a bruising hold as she felt someone hot and warm drip down her wrist.

He was bleeding…

He had been listening, waiting for Xena to come and help him spy on Alan and Thoma when he happened to overhear the confrontation, hearing the unsheathing of a blade as he sprinted over to beat the shit out of whoever was going to touch his girlfriend amplifier.

Xena with a soft and firm manner, unlatched his hand from her wrist, checking over the injury, it was barely a flesh wound and would easily heal but that didn’t stop Xena from stressing and doting over the man before her.

Matsu was knocked unconscious, yet even if he was conscious they wouldn’t particularly care.

She gently pressed a kiss against the back of his hand, brown eyes locking on bright yellow ones as she fumbled with the other hand to grab a handkerchief, wrapping it around his wound as she gave it one more kiss.

“Mon Cher, you’re injured.”

She mumbled it out not even realising the nickname she let slip as she concentrated on tying the hanker-chief.

The dots connected quicker than Xena would’ve liked as Leo realised where that nickname came from, the slight memory of Xena mentioning that her dad was French springing into his brain…

It was the nickname her dad used to call her mother…

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~~~~<BONUS

Xena was sat in Leo’s lap, straddling him as she faced him, concentrating hard on the intricate black eyeliner she was applying onto Leo, who was currently taking a nap as she had her way with making him over.

He had deep red eyeshadow on and dark red lipstick, it was her prize for bench pressing Alan, her wish was to give Leo and Sho a gothic makeover. She had slicked back Leo’s hair, given him one of her lace chokers with a bold silver bat with crosses hanging off of it, attached with little black chains. She had the perfect outfit planned, black leather trousers with multiple chains hanging off of them, a black halter top with long black Lacey gloves and an oversized black trench coat with knee high platform boots.

She was so excited to dress him up, she even allowed him to document the whole thing, he was going to make it into a TikTok series, she gives him and Sho a makeover and they give her one. She added a beauty mark and some more eyeliner, she wanted a sixties sort of vibe with a mixture of traditional goth makeup.

With Sho she went more romantic with it, giving him a long sleeve black lace top with a tight dark purple waistcoat and, she had given him a Victorian esque velvet purple coat and loose black trousers and knee high boots. She gave him a more basic makeup look, a light shimmery purple eyeshadow and big winged eyeliner. She had given him a plain black bandanna and tied his hair into a tight updo.

Thank god for Ed lending her some more clothes, she did have some already and had ordered a bunch, but the coats were something that couldn’t be found or replicated.

She gently woke up Leo as his eyes fluttered opened; she handed him the clothes to change into.

She had gotten herself ready before, going for a blend of the two looks, a long black Lacey Victorian esque skirt with a netted white button up and a black corset, So far she hasn’t had a chance to wear these sort of clothes, but she did love getting to go fully out with it. She had black eyeshadow with red eyeliner and red lipstick, she had her favourite big black platforms with laces that had little skulls on the ends.

Leo had gotten changed and the three had a mini photo shoot, he spammed the pictures on Instagram as he started editing the videos of each one of them.

[localgirlbecomesobsessed]

The things you do for a date

Leo x Xena (established)

Part one

They deserve to be at the club, what she has to do to get them there, she doesn’t deserve.

Aka Hyde tasks her with something dangerous.

Chronic migraine Leo truther

Leo flopped onto the bed, arm covering his eyes as he dramatically groaned. Xena flopped next to him as he made grabby hands at her as she sighed rolling herself until she could reach him, she pulled herself up onto his chest and laid her head where his heart would be, smiling as the speedy thrumming echoed into her ears.

“I want to go ouuuuut.”

He whined at her, a golden eye peeking out as he lightly lifted his arm, they were both in uniform, both too exhausted to move and both…extremely bored of being enclosed in Darkwick.

They were meant to be in class, yet neither of them could handle going today, not that Leo went much anyway.

“Where would you go?”

Xena quietly asked fiddling with his necklace as Leo let out a strangled noise. The lights were dim, the black out curtains tightly shut together as the two relaxed together, a much needed break after weeks of strange annoyances.

“I’d go to the clubbb~”

Xena quietly huffed out a laugh as she sat up, Leo frowned at the loss of warmth but didn’t say anything about it. She grabbed a pillow, one of Leo’s pain meds and a bottle of water from the mini fridge next to the bed.

“You’re banned from a majority of clubs in Shibuya right?”

She tapped his arm as he removed it from his face, a sluggish moment revealing just how badly the migraine he’d been playing off as minor had cursed him. Despite the pain he still had a small smirk on his face as he gratefully took the meds and water, pride etched on his face at Xena’s statement.

“Yeah…if I’m lucky I’ll get banned from all of them.”

Xena snorted as she flopped back down, Leo joining her after he took his medicine.

“What about Vlad’s?”

She questioned, a small smile on her face as she remembered her favourite club, the only one she actually liked when she went out.

“What the fuck is Vlad’s?”

He was already searching it into TikTok, scoffing as the cliched vampire themed club dominated his feed.

“Really?”

He rolled his eyes showing Xena who just grinned.

“I take it you haven’t been banned from there yet…?”

He frowned as he rolled into her, dragging her closer to him as she just sighed at his dramatics.

“Yet…?”

They haven’t had any of their R&R permits approved in weeks, now with Samhain prep it seems it’s gonna be even harder to get around it. This short break (hiding) was only due to them promising to attend class today, it was only due to Alan’s insistence that they promised anyway…

“Hmmm you never know Darkwick might approve one of your requests…”

She yawned as she wiggled her way to the top of the bed, worming her way into the covers as Leo followed suit, neither have had much sleep the past couple of days, far too busy with missions or work to even have time for a small nap. Their planned date time now becoming a nap time as Leo wrapped his arms around Xena, pulling her close as they spooned, Xena hummed happily as she sneakily stole one of his hands clasping them together as she pulled it towards placing a sweet kiss to his knuckles as she sleepily devised a plan to get them that night of the club, thoughts interrupted as she could already sense Leo was crashing out behind her as he hid his face into the crook of her shoulder.

“Night mon Cher.”

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Xena watched the fireplace roar as she blatantly ignored the annoying smiling man in front of her as she sipped at her tea in deep thought.

“It sounds dangerous.”

She finally said, interrupting the quiet that enveloped them as Hyde hummed in feigned thought at her statement.

“That’s because it is Xena!”

He clapped his hands happily as the floating hands brought over the paperwork for Xena for read over.

It was a simple acquisition job of an anomaly tool…it didn’t state what the use of the item was but it would’ve been pretty easy if it was just that…what doesn’t seem easy is the fact it’s in a massive mansion-on the night of a party-of some rich family who have a shady history…

“It won’t be just you either Xena! Romeo will be on this job with you too!”

Romeo…?

Of course that’s who he’s been in dealings with…

“Fine.”•_•

She sighed as she slammed her cup onto the coffee table, taking the files with her as she stormed out to meet with Romeo.

“Thanks XeXe~ I’ll approve the R&R for you once everything’s done!”

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“Pay attention DD, we’ll only have 30 minutes to secure the goods, Now my EITS have alerted me they’ll be having a hypnotist performing at the party…”

Xena hummed in thought surveying the interior and exterior photos as she tried to figure out the best route to their prize.

It was located in a vault in the basement, it’s not heavily guarded in that specific area but the whole mansion itself was overloaded with guards. They’ve doubled the amount of guards for the party centralising around the mansions ballroom…the lowest of the aristocracy will be there, all with their honeyed hands in shady businesses.

“So…the best way to do this would be going in undercover, there’s three exits and I think our best shot would be the back garden, they have a hedge maze that-if we do get caught we could lose them in there…if we get a better layout of if?”

She handed the photos over to Romeo, who seemed almost pleasantly surprised at her competence.

“Yes, good choice CDD, I was thinking we could use the hypnotist as a distraction or a way to get them under control if I took over…it’d be easy.”

She snorted and raised an eyebrow, holding up the picture of the extravagant looking hypnotist, comparing it with Romeo who was deeply scowling at her as he snatched the sheet away.

“You’ll get wrinkles RoeRoe.” •_•

He slammed the picture onto the desk, looking at Xena in deep disdain.

“DRM! Urgh, obviously you can’t do it, you have the charisma of a straw hat.”

•_•

“I ooze charisma.” •_•

She kept a straight face as Romeo looked her incredulously, seeming personally offended by her declaration.

“YOU HAVE 0 CHARISMA ZILCH; RITSU HAS MORE CHARISMA THAN YOU, YOU POS.”

He pointed at her enraged as a small smirk spread across her face, she shrugged as she leaned against the table, only letting herself be slightly offended by his statement.

“I’m more charismatic than you though.”

The screech he emitted was worth it, he slammed the plans on the table next to her as she looked up at him in amusement.

“Urgh-Meet me at Mickey’s tonight, we have a week to plan…”

She rolled her eyes, agreeing as she caught one of his henchmen watching the two of them very closely, she narrowed her eyes at him and subtlety sent a text to Romeo about them.

“Right, well I’ll see you there…” •_•

She pushed passed him as a call from the chancellor came through.

What did Cornelius want?

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The chaos of the inter squad did nothing to push back their plans as her and Romeo had to scramble to ensure everything goes according to their meticulous plan, meeting at Rui’s bar everynight much to Leo’s displeasure when he got told he couldn’t come join them.

She wanted it to be a surprise.

He’d been trying so hard to get an R&R request, so she wanted to surprise him and maybe go to Vlad’s…

She also fears he’d be livid with her for making a deal with Hyde; something he and Sho have warned her against repeatedly despite both making deals with him all the time.

She sighed as she made her way into the bar, slumping on a plushy velvet red chair at the back as she awaited for Romeo, who was chatting up Haru and Rui who both enthusiastically waved at her as she set up the map. She looked out the window, narrowing her eyes at the two idiots who were striding into the bar, Leo winking at her as they made eye contact.

“Well well well, is this where you’ve been hiding XeXe!”

He slid into her chair, lifting her up and placing Xena in his lap as Sho obediently went to the bar to get them drinks.

“Leo.” •_•

She’d missed him quite a bit, the two not being able to see eachother since she’d been on her missions, it’d nearly been a week and even before that they couldn’t see eachother much.

She sighed, turning to look at him as she shifted around to make it easier to wrap her arms around him. Taking a deep breath as Leo’s cologne washed over her, causing a small smile to grace her lips, something that got wiped off as Romeo approached them with disappointment etched on his features, a look directed solely at her.

“RoeRoe~ hogging Xena all to yourself? I’m hurt.”

Leo leaned back as he pouted at Romeo, who just rolled his eyes as he slid into his chair, crossing his legs as he leaned on the table watching the two of them with a careful look on his face.

“I see you’re easily pliable to his charms BB, is this really worth the WOE?”

Leo raised an eyebrow as Romeo looked at her unimpressed, Xena pressed a kiss to Leo’s cheek before sighing as she unwrapped her arms from him and properly faced the table, she stayed on his lap…she had no where else to sit after all as Leo stole her seat and Romeo insisted on always being in the back corner table and in the royal blue armchair that he claims highlights his good looks (it does but Xena refuses to admit it.)Sho came back with the drinks, noticing the odd energy at the table as he tried to swiftly walk back to the bar but Leo’s glare aimed at him made him sit down after he awkwardly dragged a chair over.

“Please im not the one blushing when Haru or Taiga talks to them, got a thing for red heads fico?” •_•

She gratefully took one of the drinks from Sho as she laid out the map more on the table, ignoring Romeo’s piercing gaze as he looked almost ready to kill her, Leo cackling from behind her as he wrapped her arms around her propping his head on her shoulder, looking curiously at the map of the mansion.

“Hmph…Kurosawa could be useful but for the BB endeavours its best you stay out of it, though…”

Romeo raised an eyebrow in deep thought as he evaluated Leo and Sho, he sipped at his wine as Xena rolled her eyes at his dramatics. She had told him how she wanted to surprise Leo and the strangely romantic Romeo had been stubborn in ensuring her pursuit and goal were met through merit and skill(and stealing a bunch more stuff from the mansion.)

Leo only frowned as Romeo trailed off, Xena’s endeavours? How would this even help with her curse…that’s besides the point, she’s spent more time with Romeo than she has Leo the past couple of weeks, not only that but she even went to the stupid cemetery that he’d been planning to take her out too (if they ever got an R&R request.) Not that she knew he was planning this, it was a surprise after all and it would’ve made a great TikTok series.

He wasn’t one to admit jealousy but the murmurs from students and the photos of Romeo and Xena together were all over the schools gossip channels fanned the flames within him as he stubbornly tried to figure out what could be so important that she had to leave his side, he gets for school missions but this was different and she didn’t come to him for help…

He clutched at her tighter, he had been listening in as much as he could despite Samhain prep, but all he got was that they were stealing from some old geezer?

“Leo.”

Xena poked his cheek as he snapped out of his thoughts, Romeo looked at him questioningly as he awaited his response.

“He asked if you could blackmail someone for him…they’re connected to our mission, the hypnotist…”

She whispered into his ear as Leo side glanced at her, shivering as her low toned voice sang into his ear.

“We can do that RoeRoe~ but after this mission, leave XeXe to me for a while before having her work again~she is mine after all!”

Xena looked at him wide eyed, a fond smile tugging at her lips as a light laugh slipped its way out as leo beamed at a grossed out Romeo.

She was his?

She sighed dreamily as she leaned back into his hold, she guessed she was his after all, she’ll spoil him as much as humanly possible after she gets this mission out of the way.

She just needs to get this mission out of the way….

She sighed with more exhaustion as Sho and Leo wandered off or more like Sho pulled Leo away as Romeo demanded privacy as they planned their backup route, they had Leo and Sho planning their blackmail to get the hypnotist to step down more easily.

Their mission will be starting tomorrow, Xena was terribly excited to get it over with…

[localgirlbecomesobsessed]

A third wheel makes a move

Sho x Xena x Leo

This is just spice there must be something in the moon.

Warning/content:smut; exhibitionism? Sneaky sex;

She may kill Sho.

No, she may just kill Leo.

The current situation was starting to feel too good to actually be mad about, as Sho prodded and padded his fingers on her clothed clit as his hands hid under her skirt.

He had been doing this the whole time, teasing her even when leo was awake, the grey haired idiot crashing their movie date proclaiming that he had a migraine and needed quiet time, falling asleep after only 20 minutes.

She was sitting on his lap hidden under a blanket on Sho’s bed as Leo slept in a bean bag next to them.

“What if he wakes up?!” •_•

She hissed at him, as he dragged a finger hard along her slit, the other swirling circles around her clit as her eyes fluttered shut, Sho only cooed at her as he watched her bite down hard onto her bottom lid, enjoying the way she was trying so hard to be quiet.

He’d just kick Leo out if he woke up.

He nipped at her neck, leaving kisses all along it as his fingers danced across her, setting her aflame as he grinded against her. Her underwear soaked through from his constant teasing as he couldn’t stop himself from rubbing and caressing down her slit once more as he pinched her clit, she gasped clamping a hand over her mouth as she glared at him.

He slid his fingers under her panties his breath hitching as she grinded meanly against him, his grey joggers growing a dark spot as he felt himself strain against them. He slid the lacy blue panties to the side as she spread her legs a bit further, in a moment of paranoia she glanced over to ensure Leo was still asleep.His breath hitched as he watched her move against him rolling her hips against him as he grinded hard against her, he lightly tapped against her clit making her gasp, he started trailing his fingers along her soaked slit his mind short circuiting as she leaned against him eyes rolling back as he pressed a finger into her, curling it as he slowly fucked into her, he rubbed delicious circles on her clit with his thumb as he started littering her neck with light kisses, making sure to leave small love bites as he went-needing to leave his mark on her.

She let out a muffled cry as he kept slowly sliding his finger in and out of her, her slick following him as the warmth enveloped him edging him on as he added another finger.

She was trying so hard to keep quiet but it was so difficult, she tried to squirm away from him but he quickly wrapped an arm around her keeping her in place as he quickened his pace. He made sure the tv was on loud but he had a feeling that anyone in that room would be able to hear how wet she was as squelches echoed throughout.

Her eyes rolled back as the fire spread throughout her, she could feel it all over her-ultimately overwhelmed as one hand clamped over her mouth and the other had a death like grip on Sho’s wrist. The man deciding to go knuckle deep and curling his finger a tad more as he brushed against that spot, she couldn’t help but let out a light squeal as she felt like she got electrocuted as static rushed through her, he grinded his fingers into her, scissoring as he kept teasingly brushing against it, her legs jolting everytime as she was made to see stars.

“Shhh, good girl Xe, he might actually wake up if you’re any louder…”

He whispered into her ear lips teasingly brushing the shell and watching as a loud moan broke through as he massaged against her g spot, biting gently onto the shell of her ear as her juices completed coated his fingers. He kept going whispering sweet nothings into her ear as she tried to control her volume, her toes pointed as her back arched, both of her hands now covering her mouth as she uncontrollably shook as the pleasure took over her.

She felt as though she was about to explode, Sho concentrating purely on that spot as he was practically drooling as he watched her writhe in pleasure, desire taking him over as he fucked his finger Into her mercilessly. He gave up on keeping her in place as he rubbed at her nub using two fingers to massage as a muffled cry sung to him, she rode his fingers rolling her hips as she chased her high, the angle twisting her insides as she softly moaned Sho’s name-the explosion soon took over her as she tightened around him, gushing all over his fingers as she let out an extremely broken whimper, heavily breathing as she looked at Sho in a daze.

“You were so good Xena”

Sho sucked at his fingers, Xena laid back on him as she brought herself back to Earth eyes wide as she watched him he moaned at her taste. She bit her lip at the sight as she pulled herself up, she checked once again that Leo was still sleeping before turning to face Sho, she wrapped her arms around him straddling him as she peppered kisses all over his face.

He smirked down at her, gently grasping her face as he pulled her into a kiss, which quickly turned more raunchy as he held her tight against him, his boner poking into her.

She started slowly rocking herself against him, feeling how hard he was as it throbbed underneath his joggers, Sho sighed in relief as his hands encircled her waist, pressing her down a bit more as he brought her into another kiss, sucking on her tongue as he couldn’t resist the battle for dominance as Xena fought against him, quiet sighs and moans coming from them both as they quickly lost control of themselves.

“Fuck, turn back around for me baby.”

She turned around obediantly as Sho pulled her against his chest, pulling off her cropped jumper as he groaned at the sight of her dark blue lingerie. He kissed her shoulder leaving little love bites as he scattered them from her shoulder to her neck, xena tilting her head to the side so he could get better access as he groped at her breasts.

He quickly pulled out his cock, pulling her legs up as he lifted her up from underneath her knees, she let out a slight yelp as he did so, not expecting this position.

“What if -he-fuck-what if he wakes up?”

She jolted against him as he rubbed his cock head against her pussy, groaning as he took her hand leading it to his cock as he tightly held onto her.

“Don’t worry baby, he won’t we’ll just stay quiet…”

He kissed the back of her neck as she nodded in agreement neither one of them believing they’ll actually be able to remain quiet, not risking her voice coming out as she slowly rubbed at his head, Sho’s head fell back as he let out a low groan bucking his hips as she rubbed the tip.

As she shakily lined up his cock, giving it a few pumps before slapping it against her clit letting out a high pitched whine at the feeling. Sho letting out a low hiss, his breath hitching as he pulled her down onto his twitching cock, precum already leaking out as he slowly entered her.

He let out a deep breath as he went as slow as possible torturing them both.

“Please make sure you’re quiet baby…”

He murmured against her, pulling her all the way down as she let out a quiet whimper. He had a girthy tip that stretched her out deliciously as his long length bottomed her out, she was so tight inside already trying to milk him as her warmth nearly broke his resolve in staying quiet and staying slow.

He grinded into her as he tightened his grip underneath her knees, he fucked into her a slow tantalising pace as she could feel every inch delve into her.

The position was driving her crazy, completely merciless to Sho’s whims as the tip of his cock rubbed against her g spot, her eyes fluttering as he started grinding harder into her letting out a grunt as he pulled her alll the way up before slamming her back down onto him and then grinding back into her, the only thing she could do was slap her hands over her mouth to muffle her moans.

It was so messy, her slick was drowning him as he started bouncing her against his cock, he could feel her juices sticking to his base and coating his cock as he happily drove himself into her, the feeling of his balls slapping against her clit was sending her into overdrive as she felt fire swirl around her stomach. She started rubbing her clit as she felt herself get closer, tightening hard around Sho as he let out a loud moan, swearing as he bounced her harder against him, they were both so close as they forgot their surroundings, lost in pure pleasure.

“Fuck you two couldn’t have kicked me out first?”

A grouchy voice echoed into the room, both Sho and Xena freezing in horror as they stared wide eyed at Leo, who was looking down at the two in disgust as he stood over them.

He stared at them expectantly arms crossed as he waited for them to say something, the two heavily breathing as they become too flustered to say anything.

Sho pulled her back down on him as he pulled the covers over, it took everything in her not to cry out as she took all of him in, the tip once again pressing against her g spot as she dug her nails into his arm.

Leo clicked his tongue in annoyance, getting onto the bed and coming over to them, his face contorting into a smug cat like expression as he checked both of them out.

“Well I didn’t say stop, who am I to interrupt such a display~?”

He was smirking as he looked down at them, grinning as Xena turned to look at Sho questioningly, her face covered in a deep blush as she realised Leo was being serious.

Sho gulped as he started ghosting his fingers over Xena’s clit testing the water as he made eye contact with Leo, a small gasp escaped xen as he kissed her slipping his tongue in as he sucked and massaged at her own tongue, when he pulled away Xena was looking up at him fucked out and turned on as she pressed one more kiss to his lips.

“Should we continue baby?”

He mumbled against her lips, eyes heavy with need as he saw xena debate with herself.

Fuck.

She couldn’t help but be tempted, it was kind of hot being watched by Leo, cat like eyes watching their every movement as he awaited their answer. How long he’d been awake she’s not sure…she’s not even sure if he was asleep in the first place, he suspiciously waited until they were both clearly about to cum when he interrupted…the worst thing is she didn’t even mind, both Sho and her noticing recently how normal it felt to have dates with all three of them present, napping together, hell they both even admitted to their own crushes on Leo, something he seems to already know from the way he was staring at them.

Sho’s eyes searched hers as he kissed her once more, she could feel him twitching inside of her as he slowly grinded into her, driving her even more crazy as she sighed into the kiss.

“I don’t mind.” O_O

She tried to sound confident but it came out more shy as she avoided eye contact with Leo slightly embarrassed at how turned on this made her, leo licked his lips as he came closer brushing his hands against her thighs delighting in how she slightly gasped at his gentle touch, as his eyes hungrily flickered between the two of them.

Sho kissed her one last time.

“Are you sure?”

He asked double checking as he kissed her cheek, just above where her scar was, picking up his movements on her clit as he drew circles around it.

She nodded in response, losing her voice at the spark of pleasure.

Leo gently tilted her chin to face him leaning in grinning.

“Yes or no XeXe?I don’t want you to be pressured-it’s a safe space ”

He breathed against her, kissing her other cheek as her breath hitched, eyes wide as Leo rubbed a thumb across her bottom lip.

“Ye-s-s”

She stuttered out, as Sho slowly pulled his fingers away bringing her back into the position they were in before.

Leo let out a low whistle, pulling away the blanket as he looked down at the mess.

“I’ll clean that up before you start again.”

Before Xena could ask what he meant he bent down licking Xena’s slick off of what he could off Sho, starting at his balls and rolling his tongue around his base, Sho hissed out a plethora of swear as he moaned leaning his head against Xena’s back.

“Fuck she’s so messy Sho.”

Leo groaned out kissing up his base as he pressed a chaste kiss to her clit, lapping his tongue around her as he licked up her juices moaning at the taste of her as he massaged Sho’s ball, he sucked hard at her clit before pulling away to tap at her clit before swirling his tongue around her again, he looked at her through his eyelashes, groaning as he saw her eyes roll back.

Both Sho and Xena let out low moans as Leo licked at her clit, his metal bar cold against her as she let out a loud whine as Sho started grinding hard against her . Leo started suckling at her clit, eyes rolling as he brought himself back down to Sho, moaning around him as all three of them found themselves losing it a bit as Sho let out a sweet whimper. Leo interchanged between Sho and Xena as he sloppily licked and sucked at them.

“Fuck she’s so tight Leo-so tight for me baby-I need to fuck.”

Sho without warning started bouncing her against him babbling as did as he lost his mind at Leo’s ministration, who just smirked as he watched the two of them fold so easily, as he flattened his tongue positioning it so Xena’s clit rubs against it as Sho bounces her.

She was creaming against him, her cum coatinga circle arojnd Sho’s cock as he started fucking into her as he bounced her on him at an insatiable pace, they were quickly getting ready to cum again as Leo quickly stood up, whipping his dick out of his own black joggers, a stain seeping through where he was gushing with precum, he squeezed at himself as he started to jerk off-matching Sho’s pace as he watched almost hypnotised as the two fucked themselves into oblivion.

“Fuck Sho you gonna cum in her?”

Leo whined out as the sweet sympthanies of the couples whimpers and moans echoed throughout the room.

Sho was sloppily fucking into her, tears streaming down Xena’s face as she felt herself about to cum hard against him, the pleasure being too much for her to handle as she whined and moaned against Sho, who was so pussy drunk he couldn’t keep down his whimpers, forgetting that Leo wasn’t the only reason they had to stay quiet, the room wasn’t greatly soundproofed…but that was a problem for tomorrow.

“Fuck yes baby please let me cum inside, please I have to-I Xena shit-“

Babbling broken words as he pleaded to Xena, the girl struggling to get words out as she was seeing stars as her eyes rolled back.

“Ye-ye omg yes Sho please please don’t stop I can’t-“

Breathless as she squeezed hard around him, she grabbed onto his wrist as his grip tightened around her legs as he sloppily and erratically pounded into her, Leo coming closer as he fucked himself hard watching the two in complete lust.

Xena’s legs shook as she let out a short scream before creaming hard against Sho, gushing all around him as cum clung to his cock, he kept going fucking her through her orgasm as she dug her claws into his arm, the squelching only getting louder as Xena’s high pitched moans echoed throughout the room.

“Fuckkk-xena good girl good-fuck you’re so messy baby It feels so-“

He pressed himself against her, freezing as he felt himself fill her up without any warning as his orgasm exploded throughout him, his leg shaking as he babbled praise into her ears as he held on tightly to her. She jolted and twitched as she got filled up, eyes rolling back as a stream of cum leaked out from her, the sight driving Leo crazy as it only took him a couple more pumps before he was cumming all over Xena, aiming for her tits as he painted her in his cum, he was half tempted to take a picture because of how pretty she looked in this moment, but knew the two of them would probably murder him for doing so, so he’ll save that for another time.

He breathed heavily as he collapsed into a seated position in front of them as he lazily tucked himself back into his joggers.

All three of them catching their breath as Sho slowly brought her legs down, aches panging through her thigh as his arms circled around her pulling her close against his chest as he used one hand to massage her scarred leg.

“You okay Xe?”

She was still panting, tiredly nodding as she leaned against him.

Leo wiggled his way next to them sighing in relief as he leaned on his clean hand watching as Sho doted over Xena.

“I can run a bath if you want?~ there’s room for three of us.”

Sho pressing kisses to Xena’s wrist paused as he turned to Leo in surprise, he nuzzled into Xena’s neck as he brushed a hand through Leo’s hair, the other preening at the attention as Sho dragged his hand down tracing around Leo’s ear.

“What do you think xe?”

Xena smiled down at Leo, bringing a hand to Leo’s cheek as her thumb gently caressed him. Leo’s face turning to a light shade of pink as the other two lovingly pet him, she pressed a kiss against Sho’s head tiredly grinning at the two of them.

“That would be nice.”

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Meet the OCS

(I changed cathrines house)

I suck at drawing so hopefully these descriptions will be okay :( i didn’t really proof read as I’m writing this on four hours sleep 😭but the brain rot is real.

Xena- permanent •_• face, is actually very emotional inside just struggles with showing it, once she’s more comfortable with the people she’s around she’s becomes more expressive much to her detriment as it becomes harder to hide how she feels. Loves sweet things, romance stories(she’s a manhwa girlie), rock music, coffee,flowers, horror films . She’s quiet and has a soothing raspy voice. Shes too chilled out for someone in her situation or is she just ignoring her terrible circumstances.

Short black hair, piercings-helix;lobes;daith, she desperately wants a tongue piercing but is too scared. She has brown eyes and a small scar on her right cheek and a huge scar on her thigh(goes from the knee to midway)-she dresses quite punk and has permanent eyebags. She does have an arm sleeve of sunflowers/sun themed on her left arm that covers other scarring(she was in a horrific accident)she always keeps it covered with clothing tho due to judgement.

She got sorted into vagastrom and hates being an inspector as she has to keep herself from acting out.

Hobbies: judo, reading, going to concerts;gardening;propagating succulents

Her parents and her got in a horrific car accident when she was 10, she was the only one to survive, she was taken in by her cousin who was only 24 and trying her best at the time. Xena acted out quite badly after the trauma so she was put into judo to help get her aggression and energy release, it helped dramatically that she’s continued doing it even at 21.

She’s won some contests but hates competitions as they seem like too much effort.

Cathrine- stressed out to the max get this girl a chamomile tea or a Xanax. She tries too hard and is a total people pleaser, sucks at dealing with authority as she can never say no. She likes spicy food, science, vintage jewellery-she’s highly interested in mythology but keeps this a secret.(due to parents and siblings)

She’s quite talkative if she has to be but if the situation allows her too she lets herself be quiet, she has a sing song voice and used to have a stutter that comes back if she’s too anxious or tired.

Long pink hair, piercings;lobes and upper lobe, red eyes, she has insanely short nails from biting them down too much; she dresses quite preppy but prefers to dress more casual but likes to maintain her image so doesn’t. She keeps herself in quite pristine condition, always doing a five step facial routine, makeup always on point. She just very much always looks put together. She does have a huge social media presence but she isn’t really a full influencer (not like Leo)

She got sorted into mortkranken, which wasn’t a surprise to her- due to her role of inspector she’s one mental breakdown away of trying to find a way to fasten the curse so the stress is over with but she’s doing a good job at maintaining an image of mental stability (for now) tho I’d probably say it’s definitely cracking especially after the events in the most recent episode (7)

Hobbies:studying;shopping;researching myths

She grew up as the youngest of three, her parents had high expectations and they were all set to a high standard, being the youngest she was forever compared to the eldest two especially when she’s failed to succeed in something as well as they did. Her parents were quite volatile to eachother and to the siblings and would forever turn each one against the other. She was the first to leave-at 18 under the excuse of needing to stay nearer to the university-she was studying economics/business administration something she had no interest in but was an insistence of her parents and a condition for leaving. She worked part time to raise a secret fund in order for her to properly be able to leave after she gets her degree. Her relationship with her siblings is strained but got so much better after she left the house, to the point they gave her a ticket to her favourite bands last concert for her birthday.

After the concert the events of the game take place and she’s cursed, she’s been in contact with her siblings who are extremely jealous she’s at Darkwick and she is currently debating cutting off contact with her parents but fears losing her siblings, she does only have one year left after all.

Olivia-the sweetest lady to ever exist, she’s a hard worker who can’t hide her feelings. Absolutely adores animals and is a sucker for anything cute, she used to be quite the rebel but had to quickly grow up after her parents died(not that she wasn’t already quite mentally matured#traumatised) and she had to become her brothers guardian. She has quite a soft sweet voice and loves to chat but only if she’s completely comfortable with the person, otherwise she’s quite blunt. She’ll eat anything but her favourite snack is anything strawberry flavoured. She’s extremely caring and hates to see people overwork themselves despite overworking herself on the daily.

She has bleached white hair and light brown roots growing through, amber eyes and a mole underneath her left eye; she has a lobe piercing and a left helix; she dresses eclectically, sometimes she’s casual sporty, sometimes she’s a party girl, gothy literally depends on her mood and sometimes her brother will dress her up-she is literally Adam Sandler one day and Jessie rabbit the next. She likes brightly coloured makeup and clothes.

She got sorted into jabberwock, when she got to finally look around the nature reserve she cursed the chancellor for making her an inspector when she could’ve been working in the reserve. She doesn’t mind being an inspector and just goes with the flow as long as she’s getting paid and has her brother she’s fine but is trying to help out as much as she can at jabber.

Hobbies:feeding stray cats; sketching;baking;working (she works too much it has to be a hobby)

Olivia was a bit of a rebel, joining a small time gang with other girls when she was 14, her parents didn’t particularly care about her whereabouts as long as she took care of her younger brother Karma, which she tried her best too. They were alcoholics who didn’t care for their children and when Olivia reached 18 they died in a ‘freak accident’, leaving her and her 17 year old brother to fend for themselves. They had nothing, no money or family to look after them, so Olivia took on as many jobs as she could to help provide Karma with all the good things in life, she quit her gang and tried to move on although she would sometimes get dragged into fixing a problem for them. She didn’t go to uni and instead has been paying for karma to go to art school instead (he got a scholarship that pays half and they have to pay the other half)

Now, karma joint Darkwick a week after the events after Haku hears Olivia’s complete breakdown at not having her brother or being able to contact him as they’re both the only thing they’ve got to rely on. she didn’t have the breakdown on Haku but on the chancellor he was waiting to speak to the chancellor about a recent mission the general students went on and accidentally overheard~he waited for her to leave and then refused to leave until he got the chancellor to st least consider the idea.

Haku managed to convince them afterwards that her brother could be targeted by a similar anomaly/ it might help in figuring out a cure if they had someone with the same dna

-the chancellor also did it for her ‘mental health’ and assured Karma they’d provide whatever he needed for his studies, they’ve also promised Olivia they’ll pay whatever is needed for karmas education and life if she dies/ a hasty promise after Haku managed to convince him.

Olivia doesn’t know Haku helped her yet and probably won’t know until the chancellor tells her.

The chancellor most likely brought him in more for the assistance in finding a cure/testing to see if anomalies are more attracted to their blood as well as other experiments.

She was much happier snd brighter after he was brought in and Karma was happy to be with his sister and be in THE Darkwick university.

Karma-outspoken and blunt, despite appearing brazen he has a gentle disposition and is very chill as long as you don’t cross him or anyone else he cares for. He’s overprotective of Olivia and tries to get her to take a break as much as he can. He oil paints and enjoys water colours as a treat, he enjoys having a muse to help him paint and is a bit of a player. He worries Olivia cause he seems to jump from person to person and has been since their parents died. He enjoys sweet food and like Olivia will devour anything strawberry flavoured. He wants to be strong like Olivia and tries to copy how she fights.

Olivia is 23 and karma is 21/22.

He enjoys social media but doesn’t like having a presence on there, he does post pictures of his art on there although some are blurry.

He has bleached hair just like Olivia and black roots that come through, he has a mole just underneath his mouth on the right, amber eyes; he has all lobe piercings;helix;conch; Raith; nose piercing and is debating an eyebrow piercing; he is a pretty boi~ tallish and wears loose clothing that always has some sort of paint splatter on them. He doesn’t care about what he wears cause he knows he looks good although he enjoys picking out outfits for other people-mostly Olivia as he is quite the secret loser with not so many friends although he says it’s cause he focuses too much on his painting. Has a plan to get completely covered in tattoos but is awaiting to hit it big as a painter before he does.

He got sorted into vagastrom and had no clue what was going on, only that they okayed him to spray paint the rooms and do car decals so he’s happy enough. He doesn’t care if someone’s a ghoul and will call out someone on their shit if it’s deserved. No one believes him when he says Olivia can fight, but the pictures and vids he has prove otherwise~Leo is interested in the different sides and likes using his paintings for his TikTok’s and using him as a fake boyfriend along with Sho. He did try to stay with Olivia in the cathedral but in case something happens (like turning into an anomaly) then it’s safer for him to stay there. He doesn’t trust Haku and is trying to now stop both haru and Olivia from overworking themselves.

Hobbie:painting;partying; napping and boxing.

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Avoidance isn’t the answer part 1

I’m thinking of making this a three part or two part what do we think 🤔

This is after eight hours of travelling back home yesterday pls have mercy if it’s not the greatest (this is also my first time writing something a bit 🌶️)

Leo x xena (pre-established)

A Little Angsty~

It’s as little bit smutty(only a little bit)

This is just after obscuary chapter

Minors do not interact please

Hands slid up her thighs as one stayed at her hips rubbing light circles as the other slid back down tracing around the scar on her other thigh.Leo grinned down at her, a Cheshire Cat smile overtaking him as he eyes hungrily ate up the sight before him.

A scowling xena looked up at him arms folded at her chest as she fought back the smile trying to grace her face, she didn’t seem to mind the predicament and in fact leaned into it as she allowed Leo to do as he pleased. They were in his room, xena lying on the edge of the bed as Leo leaned over her standing in between her thighs. Her black hair was splayed out on the bed, her blazer was off and lucky Leo she was wearing a short sleeved top so he got to take in the sight of her tattoos, something she rarely showed to anyone. Her skirt was hiked up as he couldn’t stop himself from raking his hands all over her thighs, the skin so soft Leo thought his hands were going to melt into them, the scarred skin on one of thighs being slightly more sensitive as he ate up the sight of them slightly twitching at his touch.

“Plllleeeasse Xena~I won’t ask for anything ever again~”

She sighed as she could see the lie from miles away as he sweetly nuzzled into her neck, squeezing her thigh as he hummed into her neck.

“You say that everytime Leo” •_•

She was keeping a strong Pokerface as her scowl melted away, her heart was going crazy and she feared that he could hear or even feel it thrumming against him as she wrapped her arms around him so the both of them could be comfortable and definitely not to bring him closer to her.

“Hmmm…I guess I do XeXe but maybe this time it’s the truth~”

He muttered out as Xena traced her hand up his back and started to play with his hair. He sighed as he pulled himself up a little bit, leaning his face over Xenas’ as her eyes widened at the closeness.

They were always interrupted when they were like this, always so close but never able to meet eachother, it was always Sho or Alan or literally anyone stopping it from happening.

He squeezed her hip making her let out a light squeak, something that made her face immediately light up in a fiery red as she tried to avoid eye contact as she could feel that Cheshire grin widen, she dared a glance back at him and sighed again as amusement sparkled in his. He leaned in closer eyes flickering from her lips to her eyes as their lips were about to brush.

“Will you do it for me honour roll?”

He whispered against her lips as he squeezed her hip once again, she let out a short gasp as he continued to caress her other thigh. She gulped as she silently shook her head signalling a no.

She was surprised she was being stoa strong willed about this, she was usually so annoyingly weak to giving into leo and his hijinks.

“Hmmm that’s too bad.”

He sang against her lips as he was just about to her capture her before he pulled away, she tsked in response puffing out her cheek as she pouted at the lack of kisses. His eyes widened in delight as he watched her in amusement, logging the reaction in his brain with all the other facial reactions he liked to elicit from Xena.

“Only good girls get rewards Xe~”

If it was possible to go an even brighter red, she’s done it. Quickly hiding her face with her hands as she felt him preen at the reaction he was getting. Both hands found their way under her skirt and to her hips again squeezing and caressing as he stared down at the girl.

“I’m not wearing a bunny costume.”

Now it was his turn to pout.

“I’m not doing it, I don’t know why you’d even want me too.”

Leo cocked his head to side, smiling lopsidedly at her, yellow eyes beaming at her as his hands slid back down. He was on his knees back straight as he traced the scar on her thigh.

“You don’t see why I’d want you in a bunny costume huh.”

He leaned back over her licking his lips as he planted his hands beside each side of her head.

“Hmm nope not at all…”•_•

She tried to hide the strain in her voice as her hands ghosted down his chest, eyes avoiding his as she suddenly found the duvet cover to be insanely interesting.

He leaned back down to her tilting her head gently to look at him, she could see the glint of his tongue piercing as he nonchalantly played around with it.

It was a stupid plan they both knew it, he wanted to uncover the mysteries and thought maybe he could entice the blonde fly who keeps hovering around her with alluring him to answer the all important question.

Why’d you make a deal with a demon?

It was honestly an idiotic plan that was so dumb it could actually work. Ask Kaito to come help with a photoshoot for Xena’s bunny debut and have her ask the question, using the delicious sight of her in costume to make him answer.

Annoyingly though she is close friends with the fly and has refused which has lead them to the situation now.

Though Leo wouldn’t mind if she didn’t do the plan, not with how this has all played out. To be honest he’s pretty sure this idea came from the idea of just wanting xena in a bunny outfit and needing an excuse to see her in it plus she’d been upset since she left obscuary she needed this distraction…she wouldn’t want it on his gram though-not unless he dressed up too;which wasn’t the worst of ideas, he may even get to get Sho to join in too, he couldn’t let his thoughts wander too far though as he felt Xena slightly shiver underneath him as he brought a handback down to ghost around her thighs again.

He sucked in a breath as his eyes met hers, pure need echoed through the both of them, he went to brush his lips against hers again, grinning as he moved away and nuzzled into her neck again.

He can’t help it, she looked surprisingly cute when he teased even more so like this where he could keep her there and keep teasing her until they both completely lost it. He hummed against her neck as he felt her sigh in disappointment, he cheekily pressed a kiss against her neck sucking on her pulse as his hands begun to wander.

Xena let out a loud whine as he did; squeezing her thighs around him as she leaned her neck out more giving him more access, letting out another whine as he sucked even harder taking in her scent as he did, the smell of fresh flowers overwhelming him.

“Fuck.”

He couldn’t help groaning out as she started to grind against him.

Xena whined out.

The sound and movement shocked herself and Leo as she quickly went to cover her mouth and dropping her thighs away from him as she regained her senses, Leo let out a low groan as he nipped her neck before moving back to her face, grinning as he started moving her hand away from her mouth, she stared up at him from under her lashes unsure of what to do suddenly nervous as they were finally about to kiss despite all that’s just previously happened.

How cute.

“Sorry XeXe was it too much, you just smell so good I can’t help myself.”

He said it in a teasing way as he clasped onto one of Xena’s hand, he used his other to trace her bottom lip. She stared up at him wide eyed, stilling almost entirely which confused Leo slightly as the mood seemed to swiftly change.

“I smell good?”

She asked quietly, fear dripping off every word as she lightly pushed him back. He looked down at her confused, brows furrowed as a frown made its way onto his face.

“Yah? You smell like…”

Something seemed to dawn on Leo’s face, something she didn’t like at all.

Recognition.

A piece of a puzzle slotting its way perfectly into position.

She pushed at him harder causing him to stumble off her in surprise, she darted up grabbing her blazer and bag as she begun her escape. Leo just stared at her watching as she run away, a look of understanding which was even more horrifying to her.

Of course he’d understand.

She darted to the door and risked one more glance at Leo, who hadn’t even moved, his eyes widened as he caught a look of the rare sight of Xena , eyes wide and full of sorrow as tears slightly dripped from her eyes as she ran out the door refusing to look back.

[localgirlbecomesobsessed]

Leo x Xena x Sho

(Established relationship)

Minors dni~

Alan is third? fourth wheeling?~but he’s the gentle giant kind of best friend so it’s allowed.

The Race

“We need to figure out how strong these anomalies are.”

Alan gestured to the three strange vehicles in front of them, as if that was a perfect or reasonable explanation for waking them up at 6AM. The three other students all stood bleary eyed in their pyjamas as they debated the likelieness of coming out of alive after attempting to murder Alan.

The odds were not in their favour.

Xena was an unlucky victim in Alan’s endeavour being brought into the fray just because she was unluckily in the same place as the desired victims.

she was wearing a black hello kitty pj set, Sho was wearing the white and Leo was wearing the pink. It was Leo’s idea to all be matching, after he and Sho kidnapped Xena on her way home. She had worked a big mission with frostheim but there’s no rest for the wicked and she had to jump straight into helping Thoma with all the paperwork and then Jin with whatever annoying tasks he wanted to set for her and THEN Kaito side tracked her and begged for help with his homework which he didn’t even do instead he attempted to flirt whilst getting flustered as he was unable to read her face something that happens way too many times and that kaito keeps telling her makes him nervous.

She was exhausted so when they pulled up on Bonnie and practically swooped her onto the bike she just let it happen. After that they threw her into the already prepared bath, with a special peach bathbomb and a dozen candles surrounding it. Leo had put a seaweed face mask on her as well as himself and Sho who disappeared into his kitchen. She nearly fell asleep in the bath if it weren’t for Leo chattering away as he washed her hair. She was too tired to even argue about the level of doting nor did she want to complain as calmness overtook her as she allowed herself to be spoiled by Leo.she didn’t even complain when he took the selfie of the two of them in their face mask as she sighed in a state of tranquility which overwhelmed her as she melted in Leo’s hands. She didn’t want to leave the bath but through Leo’s insistence she eventually did putting on the prepared pj set that matched with what the other two were already wearing.

Sho cooked them a feast of all different new sample foods for the truck, which she devoured after Leo dried her hair-she wasn’t used to this sort of treatment and generally felt like crying at the tenderness and kindness as both Sho and Leo sat beside her, she took their hands into her own giving each a gentle kiss as she gave them a tired smile. The two looking down at her adoringly as a light blush dusted Sho’s face and a Cheshire Cat grin spread across Leo’s.

The two chattered away as she curled up between them, crashing out almost immediately as she fell asleep to the sound of their voices.

She was usually someone who woke up at the slightest thing, yet she was out like a light the whole night…that was until Alan came charging in blaring an air horn without realising Xena was there too. She was hidden between the two in a mini blanket mountain as both Sho and Leo curled into her, the two shouting profanities at Alan as they tried to hide with her in the blanket mountain.

The three bleary eyed and ready to murder squad was dragged outside to the quad, Alan was apologetic for Xena but not entirely as it did help with what he needed.In a state of confusion they allowed Alan to guild them there thinking it was an emergency-although Xena and Leo had to be convinced not to kill the captain of vagastrom by a very tired and exasperated Sho.

Thus here they were staring at the vehicles in outstounded fury as Alan looked at them expectantly.

“What the fuck do you mean?what you want us to fight a tricycle be fucking for real you eurgh-fucking himbo.”

Leo’s fury dwindled down quickly as tiredness took over-he tried to repel a yawn from taking over mid sentence but the yawn won the fight disgruntling Leo even further. Xena looked as stony as ever as she deathglared at the ‘vehicles’ before her and Sho looked like he still had no idea what was going on, clearly not in a state of coherence yet.

There was a tricycle, a tandem bike and a scooter.

“They’ve just come in and won’t respond to the normal tests, we have to test on how they deal with having a rider and how compatible they are-they need the information immediately, I got the call from dante.”

All four of them wore deadpanned looks as they stared at the demonic bikes, Alan frowned at them in annoyance as he tried to think of what vehicle to use.

Leo sighed as he brushed a hand through his hair, he was about to chew the captain out even more when a flurry of black ran by him and literally threw themselves onto the tricycle. Xena as stoic as ever held her middle finger up at all of them as a murderous glint sparkled in her eyes. She did not do well in the morning…especially at 6am in the morning.

Alan frowned as he grasped bandanas arm leading him to the tandem bike, leaving Leo with the scooter.

He put his foot onto the scooter with a look of disgust.

“I’m not fucking doing th-“

His foot was stuck.

He literally couldn’t move and by the disgruntled look from Alan and Sho neither could they. He whipped his phone out as he took a picture of the two idiots looking laughably cute on the bike, he swung his phone back over Xena who looked absolutely ridiculous as she pulled the hood up of her hoodie and was sat with her knees up in the air as she awaited to start the race. Her stoic expression made it even more ridiculous as she stared off into the distance.

He then took an insane amount of selfies as he wanted proof of the stupidity that was his life at Darkwick. Maybe this was his punishment for looking into Dante and Alan.

“I guess we sta-“

Before Alan could finish Xena darted off looking even more ridiculous than before as her little legs went into overdrive as she forced her away back to vagastrom dorm. The wheels squeaked as the child sized tricycle sped off ahead of them.

She was tired and she’d be damned if she wasn’t going to be back in bed in the next twenty minutes. Leo and the tandem duo looked at eachother in wide eyed surprise as they watched her disappear around the corner, Alan was next to shoot off as Sho still sat there half asleep, he almost fell off as Alan went speeding away.

Leo sighed as he once again tried to take his foot off of the scooter, failing miserably and accepting his fate a

he started scooting back to the dorms.

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Xena’s fury got her back to the dorm in ten minutes as she wordlessly got up from the tricycle seeming to have met the goals of the anomaly successfully.

She pushed her way into the dorms before collapsing on the sofa of the shared area. She groaned in exhaustion in the empty room as she heard the squeaky wheels of the tricycle follow behind her. She didn’t even bother to look up at the strange anomaly as she slowly fell back asleep.

Alan was next to arrive 5 minutes later with Sho holding on for dear life in the second seat. The tandem bike let them off but seemed almost hesitant in doing so, Alan dragged Sho into the dorms spotting xena crashed out on the sofa, the tricycle sat beside her seeming almost happy as it rings its bell to greet them.

He’ll have to write that down in the report, the tandem didn’t seem to have much of a personality seeming almost grumpy in spirit whereas the tricycle was brimming with a fire. He watched in amusement as Sho collapsed on top of Xena-snuggling into her as she made a croaky groan in response taking Sho’s hand in her own.

Alan enjoyed the peacefulness of the morning, the quiet sounds of Sho snoring echoed throughout the room. He went to grab himself a cold coffee but as he did he heard a loud clatter just outside the door.

“FUCK SAKE.”

Leo’s finally here.

Another loud bang and the whirlwind that is Leo came crashing through the doors. He frowned at Alan before sighing as he searched for his favourite duo, his eyes landed on their sleeping figures and Alan watched amused as Leo followed Sho’s lead and dumped himself on top of the other two.

Both groaned in response as xena finally turned around to make herself more comfortable. She snuggled into Sho who snuggled into her who had Leo snuggling into the both of them. It was a cute dog pile and Alan snapped a quick picture sending the awfully blurry picture to all three of them before going to fill out the paperwork.

Alan sighed as he sorted through the paperwork-It seems only the tricycle was worth bringing into the fold-the tandem and scooter can stay until they figure out something else.

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When Xena and sho woke up Leo was already scrolling through his phone, he shoved his phone into their faces as they looked at his new post.

It was an assortment of pictures of Xena with her face mask on, the set up of the bath showing it covered in candles and the bathbomb-Sho cooking up the feast and the three of them eating-numerous selfies of the trio-Xena crashed out between them with Leo and Sho throwing up a peace sign in the selfie-lastly the blurry picture taken by Alan of the three of them crashed out on the sofa.

Spoiling our girlfriend so she lets us use her as a pillow #thebestboyfriendstoeverexist

[localgirlbecomesobsessed]

In the ring-in bed!

Leo being a brat and Xena wanting to throw hands and Leo thinking of another way she can use them.

This would be one of the times Leo tried to get on Xena’s nerves and won.

Leo x Xena (enemies with benefits)

Really Leo wants Xena’s attention and Xena is wrapped around his fingers.

Inspired by one of his voice lines and the meme.

Warning:overstim;jerking off; Leo; tied up; just getting their anger out really; jealous Leo; slightly toxic Leo and slightly whipped xena

“Urgh, ask permission before you fucking speak to me.”

Leo spat out at Xena, who had just asked him to move out the way as she needed to get into the pit. His ice cold glare piercing through her as she narrowed her eyes at him in anger, he had been pissing her off all week harassing her with horrid words and spiteful actions in an attempt to make her lose her shit, she usually wouldn’t mind but he’s been insanely clingy and wouldn’t let up…even Sho was getting annoyed.

She growled at him, pushing him up against the chained door as she glared at him.

“Shut the fuck up and move out my way Leo.”

His Cheshire cat grin came out as he looked down at Xena, preening at the annoyance in her eyes as he pretended to be in deep thought.

“I didn’t give you permission to speak honour roll.”

Venom dripped off of every word as he leaned in poking a finger into her as he could literally see her anger levels rise. Their hot breaths intermingling as she pressed her arm against his throat the tension thick as his gaze flickered to her lips to her eyes as he smirked down at her, she was thankfully wearing platform black trainers to gain the height and stability to hold him back like this.

But before anything could get interesting Alan pulled her away, staring Leo down as he put himself in between the two. Sho rolling his eyes exasperated at the two as he could tell where Leo was trying to get Xena to go to and it wasn’t the pit.

“Cut the shit both of you, either spar or take a walk, but don’t cause a scene here.”

Alan’s gruff voice echoed throughout the pit, the few other students hanging around all side glancing at the commotion as Sho took the oppourtunity to grab a drink and reply back to his texts, already planning to meet up with Subaru after this so he doesn’t have to hear the chaos that will predictably come from the dorm room next to his.

“How bout it Leo? Wanna get in the pit?”

She asked smirking confidently as she folded her arms raising an eyebrow at the frowning Leo.

“Wow honour roll you’re really trying to impress the himbo, you’re so fucking pathetic.”

Leo was seething, frustration drilling into his bones as Alan stood in front of Xena protectively as if he’s the problem, he did wanna ruin that pretty little smug face of hers but not in the tearing apart way…he thinks.

“Ohhh~poor Leo, you scared of getting embarrassed in front of your precious captain.”

She poked her head out from behind Alan, swiftly stepping in front of him as Leo grinned maniacally at her, he unlocked the pits door behind him, about to walk in before Alan slammed it shut.

“You’re both being idiots, take a walk.”

Usually, Alan would let them fight it out but there was something off about the energy between them as he held Leo back as Xena stomped out the pit.

He turned to Leo placing a hand on his head about to say something before sighing to turn and drag Sho to spar with him, the blushing look on Leo’s face was enough for Alan to decide not to get involved.

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Xena was leaning against Leo’s door, pissed as she checked the time.

She didn’t changing out of her sparring gear, leaving her in the black sports bra and shorts.

Leo though, wanted to get change not being able to deal with the sweat and was currently making her wait outside, he was doing it on purpose and she could leave anytime she wanted…except she didn’t.

Finally, after another five minutes he opened the door, wearing just his boxers as he grabbed her by the arm yanking her in and locking the door behind her, closing her in as he kabedonned her against the wall, xena wearing her usual poker face as he glared down at her, rage swirling in his yellow eyes as he leaned in.

“That was fucking pathetic, you need to learn to wa-“

She couldn’t hear another word of pointless insults, as she grabbed him by the hair pulling him closer as she kissed him. A battle commencing between the two as he pressed her up against the door biting at her lips to gain access, xena begrudgingly giving it as their tongues started battling for dominance.

She pushed him away after a while a trail of spit following their departure as she wiped at her mouth.

“You need to learn to shut that pretty mouth of yours Leo, people would like you more if you didn’t talk.”

She let him drag her to the bed throwing her onto it as he clambered on top of her.

Diving in for another frenzied kiss as he could already tell he was rock hard probably has been since they started arguing in the pit as a large precum stain was there loud and proud-he didn’t even have it in him to be embarrassed about it.

xena wracked her nails against his chest, harshly flicking his pierced nipples as he moaned into her.

“Fuck, you wanna punish me honour roll.”

His sultry voice cooed into her ear as he wrapped his hand around her throat as she looked up at him with a mixture of burning lust and hatred.

“I think you deserve to be punished.”

She glared at him trailing a finger down his chest as she bit her lip as he squeezed around her throat, trying to repel the moan from escaping.

He leaned back getting off of her as he went to his chest of drawers, pulling out titanium handcuffs as he spun it around his fingers.

“Remember that video I sent you?”

He licked his lips already imagining her hands wrapped around him.

She sighed nodding as she pushed him against the headboard.

“The one you sent of you or the-“

Leo rolled his eyes holding his arms up against the headboard as Xena cuffed him to the it.

“The one of that guy you fucking idiot.”

She glared down at him, tugging his hair harshly as he let out a soft moan.

He tested the strength pulling against them as he become satisfied that they’ll keep him in place, it kept Sho in place after all.

She pulled his boxers off flinging them to the other side of the room, ignoring Leo’s scowl as it landed on one of his lamps.

“Watch where yo-“

He let out a low hiss as she grabbed the lube and without warning poured it all over his dick, the sharp coldness surprisingly him as he stared at her wide eyed.

“You remember the safe word?”

Leo nodded as Xena wrapped a hand around him.

She started stroking him slowly, Leo’s head falling back, groaning at how good it felt.

“I need you to say it.”

She stopped her movements and flicked his nipple again, making him whine as he wiggled his hips at her.

“Oranges~”

She smiled as she without warning started stroking him massaging his balls as he took a deep breath.

How cute….

She shook the thought from her head as she furiously picked up her pace, the squelches of his precum mixing with the lube echoed throughout the room as Leo whined out shaking his head from side to side as he already felt himself about to cum.

“Fuckkk Xena-its too good”

He was gasping for breath letting out a choked moan as she started using a twisting motion-using both hands to cover the whole of his cock. It looked like he already came from the amount of precum dripping down, she rubbed her hand over his tip making sure to go along his frenulum as she came back down. His legs shaking and twitching controllably as he bucked into her, eyes rolling back as he pulled hard as his cuffs.

“I’m-fuck fuck fuck I’m gonna cum~”

He cried out, his legs scrapping against the sheet as he curled into himself spurting cum repeatedly as Xena gently moved him back to lean against the headboard.

He was breathing hard, she used one hand to gently stroke him as she tilted his head up popping her thumb into Leo’s mouth so he can taste himself. He moaned sucked against it swirling his tongue around her thumb as she slowly pulled it out rubbing his bottom lip as he gazed at her with half lidded eyes.

She returned her other hand back down and started rotating and twisting both hands quickly around his length. Leo breathing heavily as a mantra of moans echoed throughout the room, the squelching sung to his ears as he gripped onto the cuff links for dear life, she concentrated on rubbing at his head caressing it as drool started running down Leo’s chin.

“It’s so wet-I can’t Xe I can’t oh my god~”

He cried out as she leaned in and sucked at his nipples, she squeezed harder making sure to add extra pressure around his tip.

“Shit you-fuck it’s so tight I-you’ll make me cum again please-please“

He breathlessly begged her, arching his back so she could access his chest more as he bucked into her unable to control himself as she started trailing kisses up to his neck, he was writhing underneath her, throbbing as he was so close to cumming once more.

“Does it really feel that good baby? You want it tighter?”

She whispered into his ear, Leo’s leg shaking uncontrollably as he whined out loudly, her dirty words being the ammo he needed to cum again as he released himself all over her, her hands covered in his cum as she started licking it off one of her hands, as she stroked Leo through his second orgasm.

“You’ve been such a good boy Leo.”

She pressed a kiss to his ear as he whimpered loving the way she praised him. She leaned over to the chest of drawers grabbing Leo’s phone as she squeezed hard around his tip, furiously stroking at him again with one hand as she started filming him with the other.

His moans getting louder as tears streamed down his face, pink dusting his face as he almost came as he made eye contact with the camera. His body jolting and jerking as he pulled at the cuffs once again, eyes rolling back as she relentlessly jerked him off.

“Nooo, I don’t I can’t cum anymore, I can’t I don’t”

He sobbed out as she she rubbed at his frenulum only doing that as she twisted and rotated solely around his tip as he tried to buck into her. She quietly shushed him, pressing a kiss to his lips as he cried out her name, a long whine of pleasure and eyes screwing as his cum streamed out of him, she aimed it at his chest watching on the camera as he painted himself pretty.

“Fuck just like that Leo, you’re so pretty like this, can you do one more for me baby? Can you be a good boy?”

He nodded his head aggressively as he looked up at her through tear stained lashes.

“I’ll be good…please Xena.”

She put his phone down, leaving it up to him what he wants to do with the video.

She returned both hands to him, his cock covered in array of cum and lube, it was insanely messy and wet as she watched it slowly drip down to his balls, she rubbed it in massaging his balls as a choir of grunts, whines and moans chimed with the squelching of his hot wet dick as Leo lost himself to a lust filled mind fog.

She continued stroking him watching as his jaw fell open as it was hard to tell when he’s cumming or if it’s just precum, a constant streak of cum spurting from him as he shook in her hold.

“You’re so cute like this Leo~”

She squeezed both hands tighter around him watching as his eyes fluttered shut as he uncontrollably twitched and jerked trying to get away from her as it all become too much.

“No not tight please please please”

His pleas desperate and breathy as she continued her ministrations.

“Awh but baby how will I get you to cum again?”

She teasingly sang to him as she rubbed her thumb against his tip, he let out a loud whine as he looked at her panicked and lust filled.

“You can’t-fuck Xena please something else will-it’s too good~”

Her delicious strokes were breaking his mind as babbles escaped him; she watched amused as she added more pressure to his tip, stroking the rest of him as she leaned in pressing more kisses to his neck leaving little nips as she did, little marks slowly starting to litter his necks

“Let it come out baby~ I got you.”

She cooed at him, stroking him faster as all you could hear echo through the room were the wet squelches and Leo’s cries as he clung to the cuffs for dear life as spots and stars started taking over his vision.

High pitched whines and whimpers pried out from him as the overwhelming intense orgasm crashed down on him as his legs kicked at the covers beneath him tremors running through him as he squirted everywhere as Xena stroked him through his blinding orgasm. He heaved out deep breaths as he tried to flicker his eyes open to face Xena but was too overwhelmed to even bare that.

She kept going until he was completely finished, pressing a soft kiss to his forehead as she finally let go of his softening dick.

She undid his cuffs as he slumped against her, kissing his wrists as she spotted the purple bruises already starting to appear, she brushed through his hair to help comfort him kissing the top of his head as he let out another whimper, still slightly shaking in her hold as she guided him to lay down.

She sighed as she checked him over, rubbing a thumb over his check as he tiredly turned his head to face her.

“I’m gonna run you a bath, will you be okay staying here for a moment Leo.”

He let out a whine as he leaned into her hand.

She sighed as the compelling feeling to spoil him took over, she supposedly hated him most of the time despite the fact that neither her or him can stay away from the other, leading them to these sort of situations.

“I’ll be one moment i promise Leo.”

She pressed another kiss to his forehead before pattering into his bathroom, running his bath waiting to it to fill up as she put in lavender scented bath salts and dried orange slices into it.

She walked back into his room grabbing him a spare change of clothes as she placed it in the corner of the room, she waited for the water to fill testing the temperature before sneakily grabbing some of his clothes for herself to wear. Her gym wear now ruined and stained…not that minded much, it was well worth it.

She walked over to Leo gently helping him up as she guided the exhausted man to his bathroom, leading him into the bath as he gripped at her wrist trying to drag her in with him.

She bit her lip debating what to do, they usually left eachother to it at this point but lately Leo’s been quite needy, she thought it was adorable half the time…including this one as she stripped her clothes off getting in and sitting behind him as she wrapped her arms around Leo.

He let out a satisfied sigh and he leaned back into Xena, she gave him a small neck massage as she hummed a tune to herself, grabbing his lavender shower gel and gently washing him down.

“Um…would you like me to wash your hair.”

His breath hitched, his eyes fluttering as she washed him down.

He nodded his head as his hand fumbled to grab a deep conditioner from the side. He half grabbed it still not getting feeling in his arm as it nearly dropped into the bath, luckily Xena caught it. She grabbed his shower head, an insanely fancy contraption as she put it on its softest setting as she shuffled back a bit.

She brushed his hair back with her hands spraying the water over him to ensure it’s wet before massaging the deep conditioner into his hair, he let out a soft moan humming happily as the smell of strawberries joined the room. It said to leave it in for ten minutes so whilst they waited she turned the water off and gently grabbed Leo’s wrist, he made a small sound of discomfort before sighing once more as she massaged his wrists trying to help feeling come back to arms.

“S’ good….”

He muttered out as they let the quiet settle over them.

Leo had a small smile on his face as his plan worked, it was well worth getting xena that angry, he’s now getting the best of both worlds her doting and her wrath. But it was more like she was spoiling him the whole time in the end, it was much needed attention he needed from her as she had been distracted with other houses.

Ten minutes passed and Xena tried to be as delicate as possible to wash the conditioner out, massaging and caressing to make sure it felt good for Leo as he closed his eyes enjoying being spoiled.

As soon as she was satisfied it was washed out he leaned back onto her, his head leaned back resting on her shoulder as she wrapped her arms around him.

“Are you okay?”

She felt him relax again her, all tension he’s been holding all week completely gone.

“Mhhhmm; you treated me so well~”

He croaked out tiredly.

Xena huffed out a laugh, as the two layed there, nearly falling asleep the only thing keeping them awake was the water turning cold, Xena helped Leo out of the bath wrapping him in a towel and showing him where she placed his change of clothes before quickly having a shower as he changed, putting in the deep conditioner at Leo’s exhausted insistence, sitting in the bath as she waited, Leo leaning against it as she brushed a hand through his wet locks.

She washed out the conditioner quickly changing into her newly stolen clothes fumbling around the bathroom trying to find a hairdryer.

She dried Leo’s hair, he was almost falling asleep against her leg as her nails gently wracked through his scalp, she swore he let out a purr as she did, cat like eyes glancing up at her in satisfaction.

She quickly dried her own hair before guiding Leo back to bed, he frowned at the messy sheets glancing at Xena as she sighed, sitting him down on his sofa and hunting down a change of sheets in his cupboard.

He had her wrapped around his finger.

He watched her half asleep as she changed the sheets, dumping the soiled sheets into a corner of the room before leading Leo to bed.

He realised she was wearing his yellow hoody and black joggers, the hoodie originally stolen from Sho, she had chosen for him another hoody stolen from Sho-a lilac one and another pair of black sweats.

He collapsed into bed, grabbing onto her arm and yanking her into bed with his as he laid his head on her chest, nuzzling into her as she’s brushed a hand through his hair.

“It’s annoying how cute you are…”•_•

[localgirlbecomesobsessed]

Xena and her house for Halloween.

Vagastrom

Xena would make Sho go as Morticia and Gomez if they’re doing a couple outfit.

If it’s Leo x Xena x sho then they’d be misa, L and light. (Sho as misa; L as Xena and Leo as Light)

If Xena and Leo were doing a couples outfit it’d be Van Helsing and a vampire. (Leo as Van and Xena as a vampire)

Xena and Alan would be one of those costumes you see in the mundane Halloween contests (like factory work who’s been wearing a helmet all day or statue of an old man) or clowns.

If they’re doing a group outfit they’d be wearing costumes based around junji Ito comics.

[localgirlbecomesobsessed]

This is ridiculous

Xena x Leo (established)

Sho watches as a trapped Xena and Leo wheel around the dorm.

They are the silliest cuties

Not proof read but trying my best

“What am I looking at right now?”

Sho asked exhausted as an amused Alan leaned against the door frame, he had just come back from the truck it’d been so busy all day and he just wanted to come back and crash out…instead he’s watching Xena and Leo both sit in a tricycle going in circles around the pit.

Leo was sitting in Xena’s lap, his legs locked around her as he grumpily scrolled through his phone, his head hooked onto Xena’s shoulder, who was holding onto the tricycles handles tightly as she tried to guide it somewhere else.

“Xena got into another fight…she got injured so Leo put her in the tricycle as punishment but he got stuck too…”

A passing student snickered at the two as he informed an exasperated Sho who could only face palm in response, as they watched Xena give up and succumb to her fate of being on a tricycle forever, she wrapped her arms around Leo and snuggled her head into his chest, sighing in defeat. Leo frowned having to adjust his position as he propped his head on top of hers, scrolling through his phone with pure concentration.

“Why’d Xena get in a fight?”

He turned his head to Alan as he nudged his head at the tricycle duo.

“Frostheim gen students tried to pick a fight when she was with the blond first year, I don’t know what they said but it made her snap.”

Alan sighed as he rubbed the back of his neck, unsure of what make of an exploded Xena, the sight was impressive but not one he wishes for her to go through again.

The tricycle was making its rounds closer towards them and Sho could see Xena sporting the beggining of a black eye.

“It was 9 vs 1-she won.”

Alan sounded almost proud as he fought a small smile, Xena took down most of them, Alan and Leo only appearing when there was two left and it was them being there that distracted Xena and allowed one of them to get a couple of jabs in…Alan felt terrible about it and had been closely watching them as they escorted her back to the dorms, leaving the pile of students on the campus floor. He left the pit to get Xena an ice pack and when he came back the two were trapped on the tricycle of doom, they thought it was funny at first but now it’s been two hours and all three of them were losing the will to live.

Sho raised an eyebrow as the two cycled up to him.

“You look like the kids from the shining if they had even worse codependency issues.”

Sho announced, hands on his hips as he heard Alan try to cover his laughter with a cough-failing miserably. Xena cackled and Sho could see Leo’s shoulders shaking from silent laughter.

“You look like a humanised version of Barbie dream house dog.” •_•

Xena deadpanned.

Alan choked on his water as he tried to revive himself, Leo giggled before abruptly stopping turning to look at Sho with feigned annoyance.

“Sho get us off this fucking thing, if I do one more lap of the pit, I’ll unalive myself and Xena.”

Xena scoffed as she tried to lean back to grab her phone off of Leo, who just held it further out.

“I’ll kill myself right now if you don’t give me my phone back Leo.” •_•

She was annoyed as Leo just scoffed at her and continued to read whatever he seemed to be enthralled by. Sho snatched the phone and looked at Leo in disappointment, he was reading one of Xena’s manhwas.

“Don’t fucking look at me like that, It’s surprisingly good, she doesn’t take shit and the love interests aren’t annoying POS.”

Sho looked at the title ‘reporting for duty,duchess!’

It was the one xena binge read the other movie night that Leo complained about repeatedly as she wasn’t paying attention to him or the movie, but now he’s changed his tune and it seemed he started from the very beggining and was now on chapter…67.

How long have they been like this?

Sho handed back the phone to an impatient Leo, who just scowled at him as he settled back into Xena to continue reading the book. She sighed as she started fiddling with Leo’s hair, doing little plaits or curling it in her hands as Leo sat compliant, distracted by the manhwa and trying not to melt at her touch as it felt heavenly, he nearly turned into a puddle of goo when she started gently clawing through his hair.

“I would like to be released from this prison immediately.”•_•

Xena huffed out as Leo grumbled at her pouting as she stopped her ministrations, he leaned back as he tentatively brushed against her eye frowning to himself. Xena flinched as she awkwardly blinked at him wincing even more as that made pain shoot through her. It was slowly swelling shut and was in desperate need of an ice pack, Leo’s frown deepened as he sighed, his fingers dropping down to brush against her split lip.

“She also needs an ice pack, the old one melted and Alan has abandoned us.”

Alan shook his head as he tossed an already prepared ice pack.

“I’ve been waiting for you two to make your rounds back to me, I’ve texted Professor.Nicolas, he’s sending…Dante with some ointment for you and he needs to talk about the incident.”

Xena groaned as she hid her head into the crook of Leo’s neck, who started using her back as a table to lean on, as he used one hand to hold the ice pack against her eye and the other to continue reading.

Sho grimaced for her, Dante already told her to be more careful when it comes to Frostheim, they seemed to really have it out for her due to her closeness to Jin and…her general personality(and status).

As if on queue, Dante wheeled in, looking at the two idiots stuck in a tricycle with a look of anguish as he sighed leaning against the arm of his chair as the tricycle’s wheels squeaked as it drove itself over to Dante.

“Another fight?”•_•

Xena avoided eye contact as she stayed hidden using Leo as a shield for Dante’s oncoming lecture. She did give a noise of confirmation, Dante nodded as he filled out his report.

“Did you wait for them to lay their hands on you first or…?”

•_•

A beat of silence echoed throughout the room for a couple of moments as Xena sheepishly looked up.

“No.” •_•

Dante clicked his tongue as he wrote down the info.

“I’ve already got Kaito’s statement, you’re not in trouble…that badly, given the circumstances-but the chancellor has left it up to the captain of Frostheim to decide the punishment.”

Sho could see Leo’s ear prick up at the information, he could already feel the wave of jealously and schemes waving around his head.

Dante chucked a brown paper bag over to her, Xena catching it as Leo leaned back, curious to see what’s in it.

“Thank you Dante.”^•^

Xena sang as she looked at the items.

There was the promised ointments from Nicolas, a couple of chocolate bars and snacks (some of Xena’s favourites) and a bike bell.

“Alan said the bell was broken, you fools must’ve broke it when you tried to force Xena into it, pissing it off and forcing you two to stay with it.”

Xena guiltily looked at the bell that was extremely crumpled, probably from when Leo held on to the bar as he practically dunked her into the chair. She slid it off, changing it for the newer model as it started dinging incessantly, annoying Leo who had almost caught up with the manhwa, he slammed his hand over it crushing the bell once again, Xena looked at him wide eyed as he grumpily slumped against her, continuing to read the rest of the chapter.

The rest of them stayed in silence, Xena tried to awkwardly fix the bell only to break it further as she let out a strangled noise.

“Leo.”

Sho said taking a deep breath as the citrine eyed man glanced up at him with a look of pure innocence as he pretended not to hear what had been previously said.

“Sho~have you figured out how to get us out yet.”

Dante snorted at his audacity after clearly purposefully breaking the bell. They all know he heard them, something he realised as he fluttered his eyelashes up at Sho.

That innocence fell quickly as he smirked at Sho as spun himself around, his back was facing Xena as he grabbed her hands gently and wrapped it around him as he smoothly swapped her feet on the pedals for his, allowing her to wrap her legs around him as she sighed at the feeling of being able to move her legs, even if it was only slightly. She has also decided she doesn’t mind life on the tricycle deciding that cuddling or being cuddled by Leo as he reads manhwas she recommends is a life she can get by… •_• though the thought process is much like a stranded pirate trying to find happiness as they cling to a shred of happiness on a deserted island.

He had a devious look on his face as he held onto one of her hands, tracing the cuts on her knuckles as Dante looked at Leo unimpressed.

“Leo, you’re not that stupid.”

Surprisingly, it was Alan who broke the moment as he glared at him, Leo just grinned as he pressed a kiss to Xena’s hand.

“I’m not.”

He flinched when Xena’s gripped tightened around his hand, her weird smile sprouting as she leaned over his shoulder.

“Leo…did you rebreak it on purpose.”

He leaned back into her as he finished the latest chapter of the manhwa.

“Yep.”^~^

•_•

She laughed a little maniacally as she looked at him in disbelief. Leo kissed her cheek nuzzling into it as Xena melted at his touch, falling into his sweet trap once again as a small smile spread across her face as he pressed another kiss to her cheek. She couldn’t stay mad, at least they know they can easily fix it with another bell.

“Why-”

Sho paused his questioning as he watched Leo tenderly pressed the cold pack against Xena’s face as she searched through the paper bag for a chocolate for the two to share. He watched as Leo tried to leisurely check over her injuries once more as Sho’s brain finally clocked what was going on.

Sho shook his head as he walked over and flicked Leo’s forehead. Leo was being extra clingy with Xena all because she got a little beat up, how cute…but what a dumb fucking way to go about it.

“You’re such a fucking idiot man.”

Sho announced grinning at him as Xena nodded in agreement hiding a small smile as it dawned on her, blushing as she felt the tips of her ears burn.She chose another manhwa for Leo to read, she pulled him a little closer and snuggled into him, humming happily as Leo demanded a completed one, not wanting to be left wanting more and having to wait nearly a year for another chapter. (True Pain)

Alan disappeared for a couple of minutes and came back with a huge obnoxious clown horn, looking defeated and disgusted at the object as he tensely walked past Dante who had stopped paying attention not wanting to be apart of whatever was currently going on and instead was filling out the paperwork from Xena’s incident.

Alan clambered over to them, pulling the handles and thus the tricycle towards him as a disgruntled Leo swore at him and told him to fuck off as he silently honked the horn at Leo in defiance .

Though, Leo ended up Taking a selfie with the four of them despite the acidic words thrown Alan’s way; only due to to ridiculousness of the current situation, both Xena and Alan have a poker face as Alan is mid honking the horn, Sho threw up a peace sign and a wink whereas Leo threw up a heart instead, he added it to Xena’s Instagram story and whipped out his own phone and he added it to his as well.

After the photo moment, A solemn look took over Alan’s being as he leaned down to look at the two of them.

“I’m sorry it’s come to this.”

Alan ruffled Xena and Leo’s hair as they just looked at him bewildered as he hovered the horn over the handle. Wincing as it fused to the bars….he didn’t want to use it, the cursed object being one of the most annoying things Darkwick had brought to his door…besides the trio of course.

The way he was acting it was as though he was sacrificing Xena and Leo to the damned thing. They watched in slight horror as Alan quickly retreated, looking fearfully at the horn.

The most obnoxious honking noise to ever exist screeched from the horn repeatedly. Leo shot up taking Xena with him as she was still wrapped around him, she scrambled to keep herself balanced on Leo as he flew away from the loud mechanism, like a cat with its heckles up.

She was about to drop her legs so she could walk normally but Leo stopped her, pocketing her phone as he hoisted her up. He was practically trying to run out of the room to escape it just as Alan and Dante were doing.

The horn kept honking happily as Sho approached it, trying to pinch it in order to make it stop when instead it let out a higher pitched screech almost deafening Sho and causing him to leap back and join Leo and Xena in escaping the pit.

“It’ll tire itself out.”

Alan announced slamming the door behind them as the hungry honking monster tried to follow them.

“It’s just happy, it’ll calm down soon.”

He said more firmly as they looked at him incredulously, it sounded as though he was trying to assure himself and not the others.

Dante glanced between them all, nodding a goodbye at Xena as he silently wheeled away, tired and absolutely done with the situation, he didn’t bother to speak with them only due to the smile fighting its way onto his face as he tried to remain stoic.

Alan looked at them in exhaustion, the three beaming at him as they tried to fight back the laughter. Xena had her head propped on top of Leo’s as he held her securely, her arms lazily wrapped around him as they both had their own matching Cheshire Cat grins spread across their faces.

“Why did you have a clown horn cap?”

Xena asked innocently, watching as Alan just sighed walking away as Leo cackled at him.

Leo was about to semi kidnap Xena again and take her to his room, when Sho grabbed onto his arm.

“You’re coming shopping with me…both of you.”

He did just want to crash out after his shift and dealing with well…whatever this was, but the thought of the basically empty dorm fridge and his own private fridge forced him into action, he almost forgot about it…weirdly enough the continuous honking and smell of Xena’s chocolate reminded him of this complication.

They were both about to whine when Sho held his hands up and flicked them both in the forehead, indignant cries from the both about being injured and traumatised from the day they’ve had went ignored by their chef.

“Cap I’ll make you something too!”

Sho called out as he dragged the other two to where bonnie was.

He didn’t think Alan would reply as he usually didn’t or would just send a thumbs up via text, yet this time the loud honk of a clown horn echoed throughout the dorm in response as the three couldn’t stop laughing, Alan proudly peeked his head out and smiled to himself as he sauntered back to the car he was fixing earlier before hurricane Leo came along.

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Sho and Leo huddled over the phone watching eagerly as the shaky cam footage of Xena’s fight lit up Sho’s phone. She was currently sitting at the kitchen counter with her headphones in as she was deep in research for a case a vagastrom student asked for her help in. She had loud heavy metal music blaring through and couldn’t hear a thing but they wanted to make sure she couldn’t see them watching it either.

The footage was shaky and far away as they filmed discreetly, not wanting the frostheim group to see.

The group were screaming at Xena who stood there stoically until something the leader said apparently hit a nerve as she perfectly launched a K.O punch, knocking him out immediately. Leo snatched the phone from Sho and started making multiple adjustments so they can hear better, he replayed the video bringing the phone closer to them so they could hear better.

They couldn’t hear much but what they could hear made both of their bloods boil as the launched assault about Xena’s appearance, injuries, family and how shes cursed were all spat at her in a vile venom, words that left the girl unbothered outwardly and Leo could tell she wasn’t too bothered by it…so what was it that set her off?

She didn��t throw her fist until they started mentioning Leo; the words muffled even after Leo went to the lengths of activating his stigma, the quality of the video to blame as all he could hear was his last name before Xena knocks the guy out cold.

He glanced back over to her, her bandage wrapped hands typed away at her computer, her black eye had faded fairly well after using Nicolas’ ointment, her split lip was fixed, leaving only a tiny scar at the corner of her lips, she was mesmerising and she ended up like this because of him…

Leo frowned as he realised he was most likely the catalyst for Xena’s fight.

Sho muttered as he started writing down the names of the students he could identify, preparing their downfall as he started compiling what student belongs to what family.

Leo rewatched the video zooming in on Xena’s beautiful furious face as a cat like grin spread across his face, his heart thrumming as realisation hit him hard.

He was the catalyst for Xena’s fight.

[localgirlbecomesobsessed]

MasterlistList 1

Meet the Ocs:

INTRO

PICREW

RELATIONSHIP CHART

ANIMAL EMOJIS

OC4

HARU'S BIRTHDAY

YURI'S BIRTHDAY

XENA ._.

I NEED A LAWYER

CURSED DETECTIVE INC

BE MORE CREATIVE-

PART ONE

PART TWO

IT'S NOT FUNNY (WHOEVER YOU SHIP XENA WITH REALLY)

XENA X LEO

THE CONCERT

IN THE RING-IN BED SMUT

CAN YOU CRUSH IT? (SLIGHT XENA X SHO X LEO)

THIS IS RIDICULOUS

AVOIDANCE ISN'T THE ANSWER-

PART ONE

PART TWO

PART THREE (SMUT)

PART FOUR (BONUS)

SHO X XENA

PRACTICE DATE

A GRILLED CHEESE

XENA X SHO X LEO

I LIKE TO RIDE MY BICYCLE

DID YOU DO THAT?

THIRD WHEEL MAKES A MOVE SMUT

DON'T GET YOUR SICKNESS ON ME

REN X XENA

THE DREAM TAKES OVER SMUT

MOVIE BUDDIES-

PART ONE

PART TWO

PART THREE

GO TO SLEEP SMUT

OLIVIA✴

OLIVIA X HARU

1,456 THINGS TO DO IN A DAY

CONFESSIONS FROM A WORKAHOLIC

I'LL HELP YOU DISTRESS (sMUT)

OLIVIA X HAKU

REMINISCENT OF A COLDER TIME:

PART ONE

PART TWO

CATHRINE☣︎

THE MAD SCIENTIST

A LITTLE CREATURE FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT

GIVE ME MONEY

CATHRINE X ED

LET ME HIT (DOCUMENT YOUR FEEDING HABITS) SMUT

AN EVENING WALK

CATHRINE X HAKU

STRANDED & EXPLOSIVE

CATHRINE X RUI

STOP MAKING LONGING LOOKS AT THE BARTENDER

THE BOSS

KARMA🖼

A RABBIT MAKES A DISCOVERY

BIRTHDAY BOY

KARMA X ROMEO

THIEVERY CAN LEAD TO GRAND ROMANCE (MENTION OF HARU X OLIVIA)

KARMA X ALAN

THE GREMLIN'S IN THE ATTIC

YOU SEEM TENSE (SMUT)

[localgirlbecomesobsessed]

Movie Buddy

Part three

Ren x Xena

The awaited the date

“You look ugly in th-“

A loud smack could be heard as Sho harshly slapped Leo in the gut.

“Hey! She does, orange isn’t your colour, put the red one on.”

Xena glared at him as she sighed quickly going into the bathroom to change into the dark red velvet corset top, the straps were made out of the same material and made into loopy bows at the shoulder. She had a long black velvet skirt on with lace around the hem, Leo told her not to wear a jacket that she looks hotter without it but she ignored him wearing her leather jacket much to Leo’s dismay, it was only to hide her tattoos when she’s out in public.”

“Don’t get why you’re even going out with this random…”

She sighed as she sat at her mirror emptying her makeup bag as she hunted down her dark red lip gloss.

“Not a random, one of my closest friends and…”

She finally found it, avoiding having to finish the rest of her sentence as Sho raised a brow at her and leo grinned like the cat that ate the canary.

“And…?don’t tell me you have a crush on the guy.”

She stayed silent applying her lip gloss as she ignored Leo, changing her earrings into tiny xenomorphs to match the date hangout as Leo and Sho cackled.

“Damn Honour Roll you’ve got…an acquired taste.”

She rolled her eyes turning to them.

“Don’t be a fucking dick Leo, He’s-“

Leo cut her off.

“Let me guess he’s got a real great personality-“

Sho snorted.

“He’s not even got th-“

A pillow hit him hard in the face.

“Shut the fuck up, you both are blind if you can’t see how hot he is.” •_•

Sho and Leo stared at her as her deadpan face spewed out those words, she seemed fuming as she turned back to check herself over.

They glanced at eachother before Leo held a phone up and started snapping pictures of Xena, sending them to her so she can post them on the perfectly curated Instagram he made for her.

“So it’s just because he’s hot?”

Sho questioned, annoyance dripping in his words, xena rolled her eyes as looked back at them.

“No.” •_•

They waited as patiently as they could for Xena to answer as she sprayed a setting spray over her face, before turning around to find both men laying on their stomache on her bed, head in their hands as they kicked their feet, pretending to act like teen girls at a slumber party.

•_•

“He’s funny, smart, a total arsehole but in a fun way, he’s shy, he always complains but still ends up helping, he-“

Leo faked gag before Xena could go off on a tangent about all the things she liked about Ren, both him and Sho seeming to get more grumpy as they watched her get ready.

“I can’t believe he even got an R&R for a date…no fair, we never get approved-but he does…”

Leo whined out slumping into Sho who just rolled his eyes.

“It’s not even a date…well he didn’t say it was a date-“

The door knocks and Xena shot up, glaring at the boys as she shoos them off her bed.

“You both need to leave, I don’t wanna come back to you two cuddling in bed.” •_•

Leo shot her a wink and a thumbs up as Sho got up and dragged him with him, they followed her down the stairs as she grabbed her bag from the pew, waving goodbye to the duo as they sneaked out the back door. She put on a pair of chunky black trainers and swung the door quickly, not wanting to seem too eager but failing miserably, as she beamed a huge smile towards Ren who awkwardly stood in the door way.

He was wearing black cargos with thick black boots, a white button up and a slightly oversized dark army green leather bomber jacket.

“You look amazing Ren!” 0_0

A blush quickly spread as he held out his hand for Xena to take as he avoided eye contact.

“You look pretty too…”

Xena took his hand grinning even wider as she lightly giggled. He had styled his hair to be slightly spiked at the end and changed his second earring into a small hoop.

“You look really handsome, I like your hair.”

He flushed bright red as he led her out the doorway.

She locked her door and tried to covertly keep their hands together as they made their way to the train. Ren a step ahead of her as he drooped his hand low, clasping it together as he hoped she wouldn’t bring it up, she didn’t, her hearts in her ears and she quietly chattered to him about reviews she’s seen of the new movie, luckily avoiding spoilers.

Ren was just in a cold sweat hoping his hands hadn’t gone clammy as he tried to keep up with Xena’s nervous chatter.

They finally got on the train, both sitting closely together as they kept their hands clasped together.

“The films not on for another three hours…there’s a place to eat nearby it if you wanna go there…or an arcade.”

He fumbled to check the cinema times as he mumbled out to Xena, he had already checked all the places to hang out and made sure there was a number of options for the two of them.

“Oh! I don’t mind what sort of food places we got…?”

She asked leaning in closer, Ren freezing as she was way too close, he got a waft of her scent a mixture of a fruity perform and leather making him go slightly dizzy, he gulped as he held the phone to show her. He scrolled through the places, xena pointing at a place that was both an arcade and somewhere to eat, it was only ten mins away from the cinema as well.

———————————————————

“How have you beaten me again?” •_•

Xena huffed as she sipped at her beer, they were playing a first person zombie shooter, Ren absolutely annihating her in the game as he took a gulp of his own beer. They were awaiting their food after playing 1v1 games for the past hour, they had ordered fried chicken and chips to share and the loser had to pay the bill, much to Xena’s dismay as she was losing every battle.

“Pffft, a normie can’t beat me.”

He grinned cockily as she rolled her eyes giggling at him as she guided him to another game, Ren happily letting her drag him around as he had the most fun he’s had since entering Darkwick.

“Sure sure but maybe this normie can best you at this.”

She dramatically waved her arms at the Mario kart as she took off her jacket, Ren’s breath hitching as her tattoo got revealed, she looked beautiful in her leather jacket but without it she looked hot, her tattoos, her muscles, the way her top fitted her perfectly accentuating certain features that Ren was having a hard time not focusing on, she looked so pretty it was becoming hard to think just looking at her…she grinned wickedly as she walked over, wrapping herself around his free arm as he went a bright red. She guided him to the chairs helping him sit first before going into her own chair, his brain short circuiting as he tried to rid the feeling of Xena pressed up on his from his brain.

“How about whoever loses this round has to pay for dinner…”

His eyes widened as he saw through her game plan, smiling as he sighed he nodded agreement as determination to win set him straight, he started their battle ambitious in defeating the conniving girl sitting next to him.

…

Xena lost after Ren blue shelled her at the last minute, the food timing its readiness with her moment of rage.

They both finished their drinks before going to get their food, xena wrapping herself around Ren’s arm once again as he smiled in a state of fluster at her, she was pouting and Ren couldn’t help but inwardly think about how adorable she was.

They picked up their food and Xena paid despite Ren trying to pay as he felt kind of bad about it, but she denied it, a bets a bet.

They chowed down as they excitedly chattered about the film, they were planning to leave in half an hour so they could get in early for snacks and trailers.

After they finished eating they cleaned their table and were about to leave before Ren stopped her at a claw machine, xena looking at him confused as he went to put a coin in.

He immediately won her a bright pink bunny, the thing was insanely cute and soft and was the size of a small cat, he handed it over to her as he watched her go a bright red.

“Thank you…”

She tentatively walked up to him and wrapped her arms around him, gently hugging him as she got up onto her tiptoes and kissed him on the cheek.

“Well…uh you paid for food so…”

He rubbed the back of his neck as Xena let go off him (way too soon in his opinion.)

She clutched the bunny close to her, smiling shyly as Ren tugged at her arm, urging her to follow him and they basically skipped out of the place to the cinema, insanely excited as the place came quickly into their view.

Xena whipped out her jacket from her bag as the cold of the late evening got to her, she popped the rabbit into the bag as Ren went to grab her hand again and lead her excitedly into the cinema.

Ren ordered a box of salty popcorn mixed with m&ms and two cokes, Xena grinned as she helped him carry it all to their seats, Ren letting her have the seat closest to the wall. They sat down and Xena leaned her head onto his shoulder as they quietly chattered about what they think will happen.

When the trailers started they ceased their talking as they become immersed into the experience.

———————————————————

“The fact it was mostly practical effects and you can tell but in the best way~ it makes it feel like a proper alien film and made it more intense and scary-“

Ren grinned as he clasped their hands together.

“-and the cast the way they reacted to everything, it wouldn’t of been as scary without their reactions and they all brought such personalities with them…”

Ren added, as they walked slowly over to the train, neither one of them wanting the night to end as Xena swung their arms.

“-Andy as well?! His character was amazing, the way you can see him struggle internally with the dual personality especially in the window scene….”

The two carried an in depth conversation the whole journey home, going through each scene, each callback and Xena explaining about the xenomorphs in great detail…it turns out she was more of a fan than she let on, Ren watched in awe as she talked to him about the comics, videos games and books and how it all tied in with the movie.

He walked her back to the cathedral, the two still holding hands even as they approached her door, Xena seemed reluctant to go in as she spun around to face him, seeming almost nervous as she caressed his hand.

“Erm…was this a um date Ren…?”

She probably should’ve asked before but if she was about to put her mini plan in action she kind of needed to know now.

Ren looked down at their hands as a light blush spread across his face as he tried to think of a response without spewing something weird in his anxious state.

“I wouldn’t put this much effort in for anyone else.”

This was the answer he fell on as he watched Xena burst into a ball of red as she nodded flustered, she grabbed onto the collar of his jacket and slowly pulled him in, looking from his lips to his eyes as she silently asked for permission. Ren’s breath hitched as he found himself leaning in, the two meeting halfway as Xena pressed a sweet and chaste kiss to his lips before pulling back.

Ren gaped at her before putting an arm around her pulling her close and tilting her head up as he went in for another kiss, one that Xena gladly leaned in for, the two kissing for a couple of minutes before she heard the front door quietly open.

“So the date went well then?”

Leo snickered taking a photo of the two as Ren quickly pulled back, his arm still around her as he scowled at Leo.

“What time do you call this young lady?”

Sho appeared in the doorway as well hands on his hips as he smirked at the two, xena hiding her face behind her hands in pure embarrassment as Ren sighed.

“Do they live with you?” •_•

He asked sympathetically as he thought about his own experience living with the clown and Towa, she shook her head signalling no as she looked up at him.

“No, they’re just annoying.”

The two cackled as they walked back inside leaving the couple alone again, Ren quickly leaned down giving her a peck before holding her cheek in his hand as he went to kiss her again, he nipped at her lip as she quickly let him in, their tongues twirling around eachother before he pulled himself away, knowing if he continued he wouldn’t be able to bring himself to leave her tonight.

She kissed his cheek as he let go of her, it was currently 1am and he knew the clown would be coming to get him at 6am for work.

“Ren…would you be down to go on another date with me??”

Xena nervously asked, smiling up at him as a small smile crossed his own face.

“I would be more than down.”

He kissed her on the cheek as they exchanged goodbyes, Ren using everything in him to walk away even though he just wanted to stay by Xena’s side, he waved goodbye again and Xena did the same, sighing sadly as she eventually turned to go into the cathedral as Ren walked out of her eyesight.

“Soooo, how did it go?!”

Leo was leaning against the pews, a smug smile on his face as he enjoyed the look of fluster on her face.

“It went really well…”

She grinned to herself as she brought out the pink bunny, smoothing it in her hands as she went upstairs to get ready for bed.