#XPWEW slayer

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June 20th, 2021: XPWEW star Slayer has been pronounced dead today after what is being declared as a suicide. Slayer’s final appearance on XPWEW was at the Lockdown 8 pay-per-view when he celebrated his daughter Lotus’ title win over The Deity in Madison Square Garden. Reports from his LD8 appearance were reported that he looked sickly and in very poor health. It’s apparent that Slayer has been battling a drug addiction since 2006 and many of those demons played out on screen. Fans of XPWEW have been wondering why Slayer has not been in the ring with his last match being against Jake Awesome at the Lockdown 7 pay-per-view. He will go down as one of the best ever

5x XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion

3x XPWEW International Champion

2x XPWEW Tag Team Champion (Al Snow & Romeo Roselli)

multiple time WEW Champion and easily the biggest homegrown start from WEW (World Extreme Wrestling) founded by Omega1518 (Johnny Omega’s promotion in Japan)

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XPWEW LOCKDOWN 7 (5-23-2020)

XPWEW LOCKDOWN 7 Date: May 23rd, 2020 Location: Rashid Stadium in Dubai, United Arab Emirates Attendance: 38,444 Weather: Sunny near 100 degree temps with lows of 88 Network: FITE TV streaming media $39.99 Running Time: 3 hours & 40 minutes Theme Song(s): "Blinding Lights" by The Weeknd, "Come And Get It" by I Prevail

The show starts with a video highlight package of the 6 previous Lockdown events. The footage is narrated by the gravy grizzled voice of Masato Tanaka Clips include: Jake vs Jacques at LD4, Slayer vs Chris Johnson at LD3, Ledge vs The Rock at LD1, Kanye West vs Xtreme Giant LD2, Jake winning the title at LD5, Bryce sitting at the ramp after his loss at LD6

Narration: voiced by Masato Tanaka: Tonight. Lockdown 7. Some rise. Some fall. Man is flawed, Humanity is in peril but when family is all you have. Do you have willpower? Do you have grit? Do you have the energy? How much energy can you tap into to? Make yourself famous. Go big. or Go home.

Shreya Ghoshal performs the “Ishy Bilady” ‘United Arab Emirates 🇦🇪 National Anthem to a chorus of huge fireworks of Red, Green and White embracing the colors of the UAE flag as they rain down majestically over Rashid Stadium gleaming in the orange sunset over the water. Huge pyro over the stadium and even fireworks burst at the tallest building in the world the Burj Khalifa as "Lockdown VII" paints the skyline

A video highlight package is played using the theme song “Blinding Lights by The Weekend” as it touches on Jake vs Slayer, Death Machines vs All Man & All Woman, McGraw vs GT, Jacques vs Jordan, Champagne vs Troy, Doxy vs Prisiclla vs Kiera and then lastly the music changes to serious symphony music as it recaps Ruckus vs Golden Bryce and how important this shot at Lockdown redemption is so important for Bryce and how Ruckus coming out of the trap house to the winning the 2020 Xtreme Rumble is just as important”

We are shown the Lockdown 7 stage and a huge pyrotechnic display is set off as we are introduced to our commentary team for tonight dressed ever so dapper. Kaitlyn Khaos and Nick Simmonds are joined by XPWEW Legend Joey Styles as they introduce us to Lockdown 7: The biggest event in XPWEW history!

Leonard McGraw enters (crowd cheers)

Leonard enters first to a great reaction from the Dubai crowd, Leonard aggressively walks out from the curtain to the huge stage and with a cold thousand mile stare peers with intensity looking through the camera at you at home as he makes thundering steps towards the ring. McGraw is all business avoiding contact from the fans reaching for a high five. McGraw steps in the ring and then runs the ropes hard as he waits for the match against GT that he's been salivating over since February when this rivalry began when Garrett and his partner Ethan Bedlam would attempt to break the arm of McGraw so after many games of cat and mouse it comes to a head tonight. Leonard made his Lockdown debut last year in a win over Jacques Dudley

Garrett Thompson enters (crowd boos) Garrett enters with pyro rain effect behind him as he stands still only to bust out with a burst of energy as he knocks the entrance coat off his shoulders to the ground as he makes a intense long walk to the ring for his 4th match in Lockdown history. It was in 2011 he lost a 3 way between Ruckus and Eddie Edwards, 2012 he would lose in the main event between Jake, Slayer & Chris Johnson and just last year him and Eddie Edwards came up short to the legendary team of Takanaka

Referee Johnathan Chambers has been assigned this match

<<Early on before the ring of the bell Garrett hesitates to even step in the ring because of how intense McGraw is acting jumping and running the ropes like a madman. Referee Johnathan Chambers tries to get McGraw to settle down but McGraw runs around him the GT runs around the ring which becomes a chase, they make 2 laps around the ring, McGraw changes direction and then they both run opposite directions in the ring to which McGraw hits Garrett with a classic Lou Thesz Press and gets some closed fists in as the bell rings. The opening contest is underway. Garrett slows the pace with a sleeper hold to which McGraw slams him into each corner turnbuckles which culminates in Thompson catching himself onto the final post and hitting a huge moonsault which McGraw catches the big man mid-air and hits a devastating pile driver that looked quite dangerous. McGraw stomps a mud hole of Garrett in the corner and gives the middle fingers as a huge tribute to someone familiar? Garrett mounts a comeback when he hits a fallaway slam on McGraw that sends him over the top rope. Garrett jumps off the top rope to the floor and connects a double axe handle and eagerness gets the best of him as he attempts it a second time but McGraw catches him with a devastating lariat-o in mid air that damn near takes Garrett's head off. McGraw gets behind GT and lifts him in a Doomsday Device/Electric Chair position, gets a run and go and hoists him into the front row to which Leonard backs up, and gets a run and go off all 3 commentary desks and goes for a Clothesline From Hell over the barricade onto GT standing dazed in the crowd but in a flash Garrett hits "THE GT!!!" Garrett hits the elbow finisher on a raging bull McGraw and is able to drag him over the guardrail and into the ring but it is only good for a 2 count. Garrett hits Wasteland once rolls him up Samoan Drop style by rolling him right up for another and connects against. Attempts a pin-fall but only gets a close 2 count. Garrett feeling desperate goes up top rope for a moonsault and McGraw lying down below moves away in the knick of time to grab both legs quickly and apply a Boston Crab. Garrett fights away the submission but ultimately after McGraw clenches it in for nearly a whole minute, unable to find the ropes Garrett submits>>

1 on 1 M1: Leonard McGraw defeats Garrett Thompson

Video package airs of Jake Awesome's new series "Captain Falcon" with Jaden Smith and Ron Pearlman now streaming on Netflix! Right now!

Backstage, James Westerbeck interviews Ruckus w/ The Set behind him hyping him up and getting him loose and gassing him up for the biggest match of his career tonight. James: Ruckus, tonight is easily the biggest match of your career, How has your game plan altered since The Set will not be allowed at ringside? Ruckus: Are you serious? The Set grabs Westerbeck by the collar and shoves him out Lexoni: What a dumbass nigga Ruckus: I'm a man who stands ten toes down at all times. The Set is the squad but I can handle that pussy ass bitch myself tonight, thank you very much. drops mic

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Referee Xavier Beckham has been assigned this next match

Jacques Dudley enters (crowd cheers) (Press box you see his protegé Alveno La Flare watching intently knowing this match could have been his spot however Jacques defeated him for this opportunity two week's ago on Friday Night Pyro)

XPWEW Juniorweight Champion Jordan Oliver enters (crowd boos) (accompanied by The Set: Myron Reed, Kotto Brazil & Chrissy Rivera)

James Westerbeck is set to announce both men's names while they stand across from one another in the ring...

Well. Well. Well. (crowd pops) Joel Gertner enters It is I. Joel, from Shanghai to Dubai the ladies unzip my fly to see my third eye. Last name Rivera. First name Chrissy. Missy do you speak carny? Gizzy on your Knizzys and Gargale Mizzy Lockdown Seven, Jordan Oliver how old are you? Eleven? Yo yo yo Kotto, No homo but you look like bozo had sex with hot cocoa. Joel, all these years later still HARDER than the tree that hit Sonny Bono. but Myron Reed, Can you read? I saw your child on I-G but if you ask me that looks more like Jordan Oliver's seed. The Set wants a rep? Bet? You guys aren't even a threat cause none of you can grow a set. Gertner!

<<bell rings. Jacques and Jordan both high rank skilled in the quick pace, catch-as-catch-can department. Oliver and Dudley is truly a game of the veteran and the young cocky kid as they trade holds, lots of monkey flips, hip tosses and under-throws as the match quickly becomes a game of speed which evolves into a sprint of "can you top this?" offensive display. Ultimately The Set's Myron Reed would make his presence known as he aborts a Jacques 630 splash that could have potentially won the match, moments later when Jacques would have the upper hand he instead opts to crash onto a prone Oliver in the ring, chooses to 630 splash onto all of Reed, Brazil and even Chrissy Rivera outside. Oliver hits a wicked buckle bomb on Jacques on the outside that hits the corner ring post. Oliver then hits a version of the 6-1-9 but Jacques moves and Jordan busts his kneecaps on the steel posts. Myron shoves Jacques's lifeless into the ring, then Myron and Chrissy help Oliver to his feet to avoid a countout, with ref Xavier Beckham distracted Kotto Brazil has possesion of the Juniorweight title and hits Jacques in the back of the head knocking him out but in the corner of his eye Beckham catches the illegal shot and then points his finger at Kotto, Kotto pleads for mercy, Myron and Chrissy jump on the apron also pleading with the ref. After the crowd gets sucked in to the moment, Oliver tries to plead as well. Xavier then rejects THE SET from ringside as they all sigh in anger and hopelessness. Jacques hits a big boot, hits a triangle dropkick on Oliver. Jacques teases going to the top rope. Jacques hits the 630 for the close 2 count. Jacques goes to the apron lunging towards Oliver who hits his finisher "The Clout Cutter" mid kip-up to an amazing pop from the crowd. Oliver hooks the leg with swift speed for the 1-2-3 and STILL the XPWEW Juniorweight Champion: Jordan Oliver because he's young, he's dumb and he reps The Set

XPWEW Juniorweight Championship 1 on 1 M2: Jordan Oliver (c) defeats Jacques Dudley

Myron, Kotto and Chrissy come back and help Oliver up the ramp as he retains. Jordan lifts the title triumphantly as he wins his Lockdown debut

Backstage, All Man and All Woman are doing pre-match workouts like jumping jacks and running in place. All Woman: This is the biggest event of the year and crazy but memorable things will happen tonight All Man: Like us winning the XPWEW Tag Team Championships AND making history by doing it for the first time ever as a man/woman duo All Woman: Well I meant like the weird stuff (Al Snow & Steve Blackman pan into the camera) Al Snow: I have a prediction as AL "The Psychic" Snow ofcourse...Steve..Steve...do the fourth wall thing we rehearsed man that's the punchline Steve Blackman: exhales I'm not dancing to Ke$ha...(looks at camera) winks Al Snow: rubbing magic 8 ball Tonight a woman will win a title typically held by men All Man: Jordan Oliver was already the champion? All Woman: What? All Man: Nevermind, nevermind. Bird chest..thing, I don't nevermind All Man: Al! Do you do questions? Al Snow: Well sure All Man, what is it? All Man: Will I make a Lockdown moment tonight, like a moment that will last forever Al Snow: reading...reading..analyzing....Yes! Yes! All Man tonight will be the best night of your life All Woman: hmmm.... All Man:...well worth a shot

Referee Kevin Madrox is assigned this next match

Troy Clausen enters in a baby blue 2021 Bugatti Chiron Super Sport Car to the song "Bugatti" by Future (smoke pyrotechnics. car drives slow)

Champagne Clausen enters on a camel being walked by two arabian females only wearing underwear and a hajib

Freight Train lags behind and gets a hug from said arabian girls from Champagne's entrance. Champagne rolls his eyes.

<<Troy tackles Champagne and rains down punches and applies a rare MMA-esque Rear Naked Choke on Champagne that clearly surprised him but Champagne is able to crawl to the turnbuckle and ram Troy's head into the bottom turnbuckle over and over, undoing the bottom turnbuckle exposing the metal and pressing Troy's face up against it. Champagne then searches for plunder underneath the ring and finds a bag of what is presumably thumb tacks, a cookie sheet, duct tape, a steel chair and a kendo stick. Champagne then whacks Troy over and over with the kendo stick as Freight Train winces outside. "This one is for you!" and Troy hits a low blow. Troy sets up the chair in a sitting position irish-whipping Champagne into it, sitting him on it proper in the corner. Troy then grabs the duct tape and wraps it around Champagne's torso taping him to the chair, Troy let's Freight Train continue to wrap the tape. Freight then grabs a long piece for Champagne's mouth but Troy says to wait and grabs the bag of thumb tacks, shoves the tacks down Champagne's mouth and then tapes over his mouth for a gruesome spot. Champagne then grabs the chair to the middle of the ring. Grabs the cookie sheet and nails him over the head knocking Champagne backwards. Troy then goes to the top rope and makes what appears to be a Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka tribute as he leaps and hits a diving crossbody onto Champagne still taped to the chair, with duct-taped tacks in his mouth. The big crossbody breaks the tape off. Champagne recovers first and yanks the tape off and then walks over the apron and spits the tacks in the face of Freight Train who is temporary blinded by that assault. Champagne whacks Freight Train with the kendo stick in the face that bloodies Train, Champagne punches Train over and over at the commentary table leaving blood all over the Indian announce table. Troy in the background quietly goes to the top rope and does another crossbody, this time from the top rope to the commentary table down below, Champagne runs out the scene quick and Troy crashes and burns and big splashes Freight Train through the table and Joey Styles is going crazy the 65 year old Troy Clausen just took that crazy bump from the top rope down to the Indian commentary desk. Champagne then looks under the ring and finds a table and shoves it in the ring and sets it up. Champagne drags life-less Troy from outside to the ring. and has Troy on his shoulders for The Chardonnay but from the back appears Regina Clausen who makes her first appearance since Champagne shoved her in the Clausen-Mobile back in December and pushed her off the Friday Night Pyro set. She comes in and uses mace and sprays it in Champagne's face, blinded but not downed Champagne snatches her up and hits a spinebuster on her through the table. Troy latches on a sleeper hold from behind, still blinded Champagne tries not to fade away, he blindly reaches for the nearby ropes once he finds them, he grabs a tight grip of the top rope and back kicks Troy right square in the groin. Wiping his eyes from the mace. Champagne does a cocky pin on Troy and gets the 1-2-3. Son outdoes Father in this hardcore war>>

No Holds Barred 1 on 1 M3: Champagne Clausen defeats Troy Clausen

Kaitlyn Khaos, Nick Simmonds and Joey Styles announce that tonight's Lockdown 7 event in Rashid Stadium has brought out 38,444 fans in Dubai. A skyline shot of the city is shown.

Kevin Madrox is assigned this match

The Death Machines enter Joe Gacy and Audrey Carbine walk at different paces because they aren't a well oiled machine of a team quite like they're opponents tonight for the Vacant XPWEW Tag Titles

All Man & All Woman enter in unison with quart cartoons of milk and matching red chain mails as they cheers together and we are introduced to "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner making his first public appearance since his hospitalization last February

<<"Loud" All Woman chants fill the stadium to capacity to start off. Carbine pie faces Woman during a face-off then a fired up and fed-up All Woman fires up which she's really yet to do and the crowd pops because they like seeing Carbine get her butt kicked by a female competitor for a change. All Man big back body drop on Gacy. Gacy tosses Man out of the ring with some help from Carbine. Gacy whips All Man into the steel steps then slams his head repetitively on the remains of the indian commentary desk that was destroyed in the previous match. Carbine sweeps the leg and sambo slams All Man, Woman tries to intervene but Referee Kevin Madrox stops her to keep order. Carbine double suplexes All Man and All Woman and shows off her super human former marine strength. Gacy hits a spinebuster on All Man on the apron and All Man sells it like he just had all the wind knocked out of him when he comically falls off like a 2 x 4 board. Carbine locks in the Art of Ballistics armbar on All Man, Gacy goes to throw a punch, All Man ducks, but Gacy stops before accidentally hitting Carbine. All Man hulks up and hoists up the 300 pounder Gacy with a gordbuster. Carbine locks the figure four leg lock between the turbuckle on All Woman and Madrox tries to break the hold, even threatens to call a DQ. Carbine obliges then kicks All Woman violently in the head after. Carbine chest bumps Gacy as a sign of disrespect. Carbine lands body shots on All Woman and drops her with one to the gut. The crowd is going nuts for this match because they really like All Woman and really detest Carbine. All Woman powers back kicks Carbine and goes for an armbar on her for a change. Carbine knows her hold and how to block it but All Woman adjusts, Carbine then resorts to cheat tactics by raking her eyes to escape. All Woman recovers lands a knee and a DDT on Carbine. She goes for a pin, but only gets a one count. All Man yanks Carbine out of the ring hard. Gacy steps in and makes the save, Gacy and Carbine start to face off, Fans eat it up. Gacy hawks a lougie and spits nastily in Carbine's face and she lands combos beating up Gacy in the corner of the ringside, and then in one shove Gacy pushes her back but All Woman soars through the sky with a whipser in the wind taking out both Death Machines. Back in the ring, All Man lands three amigos on Gacy. Gacy lands a knee strike. All Man uses a trio of german suplexes, Gacy reverses the 4th one hitting his finisher "Chainsaw'd Off" All Man then gets up right after it essentially no selling it and gets Gacy for an ankle lock, Carbine makes the save, Carbine throws a kick All Man catches it and the crowd wants him to clobber her, He puts Carbine in an ankle lock. Gacy shoves All Man out, All Woman jumps on Gacy's back with wild punches and puts Gacy in the "EMMA LOCK!". Carbine goes to save Gacy but All Man dives and grabs her ankle and has her in the ankle lock, Carbine and Gacy reverse the submissions simultaneously and swing All Man and All Woman into each other bumping heads together. Gacy shoves All Man into the chair he wedged between the ropes before this match even started. Carbine irish-whips All Woman into the corner. All Man counters the "Chainsaw'd Off". All Woman counters Carbine's attempt at that finisher as well. Gacy spits the yellow liquid mist but ducking it All Man grabs hold and hits the Almond Joy on Joe Gacy then jumps to his feet to cactus clothesline Audrey Carbine out of the ring as they both tumble outside, All Woman covers Gacy for the 1-2-3 and the NEW XPWEW Tag Team Champions! ALL MAN and ALL WOMAN!!!!!!!! All Man grabs both belts and they both hold them high! All Woman and All Man share a kiss as fireworks display over the stadium>>

Vacant XPWEW Tag Team Championships Tornado Tag Team Match M4: All Man & All Woman (accompanied by Scott Steiner) defeat Death Machines (Joe Gacy & Audrey Carbine)

Backstage, Golden Bryce is holding his newborn child Stefon in a touching moment "I'm gonna make you proud. I'm new to this dad thing and I'm gonna make you proud. Bryce holds the title in his lap and kisses Stefon on the forehead as you hear him recite the Lord's prayer as the camera fades away

Video package of the history and career legacy between Jake Awesome and The Dragonslayer

Referee Johnathan Chambers is assigned this match

Jake Awesome enters (biggest pop of the night)

Slayer enters (huge pop) accompanied by Rosemary

<<During the introductions. Rosemary is setting up tables wildy outside each side of the ring. She sets up 4 tables. As soon as the word "Slayer" exits the lips of ring announcer James Westerbeck, Jake Awesome big boots the mush of Slayer and this bout is on! Bell rings! Awesome then hits the Awesome Bomb and goes for the pin and gets a 1 count! And in the first 3 seconds of the match Awesome has hit his finish on Slayer and after what Rosemary, Lotus and Slayer have put him through the last 3 weeks and really what Slayer has endured him with is a career of hell. Unsuccessful of the pin but Awesome doesn't waste any time grabbing Slayer by the hair and sling him with ease of the top rope and slings him dangerously right into a table Rosemary set up moments ago. Awesome goes outside the ring, shoves Slayer in and picks him for a gorilla press and turns him mid air and again Slayer crashes through a second table merely a minute into the contest. Awesome throws him back in the ring yet again lifting Slayer on the turnbuckle and hits a stalling suplex for 30 seconds holding Slayer for about 30 seconds then slowly falling back and Slayer flips on the Superplex with velocity. Awesome kips up and The Mammoth is unhinged but as soon as he turns around Slayer pops right up and gets right in his face because Slayer will not give up! Not when the lights shine bright. Jake presses a middle finger up to Slayer's forehad to which Slayer does the same right back, Slayer and Jake trade punches until Slayer backs up hitting the ropes, Jake goes for a clothesline, Slayer ducks, still running, Slayer ducks the elbow, Slayer hits the ropes again and head-scissors hurracanranna takes Jake down as he rolls outside, Slayer gets a run and go hits a dive through the ropes, goes back in dives to the oustide again, goes inside for another dive this time Awesome grabs him mid air in Bomb position but Slayer counters it with another hurracanranna. Slayer goes to the apron, climbs to the nearest top rope and a senton connects, Jake is laid out. Rosemary then pulls multiple chairs out from under the ring and throws chairs ontop of Jake until he is buried in lie 9 chairs. Slayer gets a running go and just flings himself over the ropes onto the chairs with Awesome underneath which really hurt Slayer more I guess. Slayer then grabs each chair one by one hitting awesome over the back eight times and then throws the chair Sabu style hitting Awesome it the face, Awesome falls back into the barricade, to which Rosemary come over and gets up in Awesome's face dripping her bloody lip on him to which Awesome shoves her from his face, Slayer grabs Awesome throws him on the apron. Slayer ascends the top rope and hits a 450 splash to Jake on the hardest part of the ring. Jake rolls to the middle of the ring, Slayer follows and applies the Indian Death lock, rare move but Jake is selling it as Slayer applies the pressure on the long legs of 'The Mammoth'. Jake eventually counters with his legs pushing Slayer "sparta" style kick into the turnbuckle and Slayer bounces back collapsing like a rap doll. Jake gets his hands on the rope to get back to his feet but Rosemary sneaks up and bites Jake's hand and will not let go, Jake's hand is now bloody from Rosemary's bite. Slayer goes to dropkick Jake's back, Jake dodges and the kick hits Rosemary and she falls flat back onto the floor of chairs from earlier. Jake kicks Slayer out the way, Jake gets a running go, then goes for a Suicide Dive onto Rosemary who moves and Jake lands crooked onto the pile of chairs and a "You Fucked Up" chant erupts. Rosemary then applies a camel clutch to Awesome who then carries Rosemary on his back as he gets up on the apron, Slayer off the top rope, flips over Awesome standing on the apron, yanks Rosemary off him now inadvertently Slayer is holding Rosemary in a standing power-bomb position, he turns around and Awesome runs off the apron and hits a doomsday device on Rosemary that Slayer was accidentally holding her up for, Awesome decks Rosemary clean off Slayer's shoulders. Crowd pops huge and we get a "This Is Awesome" chant. Slayer then goes to grab Jake, Jake then scoops up Slayer like a child, runs him to the ramp and chucks him onto the last glass panel of the ramp on the way to the ring and just chucks him and drops Slayer and the loud thud of Slayer's weight cracks the glass leaving it shattered and cracked but not broken through. Jake goes into the ring, awaiting Slayer to stand up. Awesome going for the patented Suicide Dive he connects and him and Slayer crash through the glass that was already weakened by that last spot. Awesome and Slayer fall into the cracking glass panel and now the are both drenched but the water at that spot of the ramp is probably only 1 foot deep at best. Just enough to wet the hair, Slayer has blood on his back, Awesome has a cut on his forehead and a trickle of blood running down his right arm. They both stagger into the ring. They both use each other as crutches to stand up. They trade punches. Jake wins that war after the 3rd blow. Jake then applies the Helm Sharpshooter on Slayer for the first time ever! Slayer is locked in his own hold. Slayer finds the rope and Jake breaks the hold. Lotus runs down the ramp. Lotus enters the ring but Jake sees her coming and picks her up and teases the Awesome Bomb, Rosemary jumps in and he sandwiches them together and hits the double awesome bomb. Slayer gets up and stumbles back into the scenario and Awesome kicks him and hits the Awesome Bomb for the 1-2-3 and the NEW XPWEW International Champion is 'The Mammoth' Jake Awesome!

XPWEW International Championship 1 on 1 M5: Jake Awesome defeats Slayer (c)

Jake Awesome is now a grand slam champion! Jake celebrates by grabbing the microphone "Dubai. I've wrestled all over the world but you guys made it special. This International title is for you! The fans! The international fans! I love you (crowd pops)

Lockdown 8 promo video package reveals that next year Saturday May 22nd, 2021 for the first time ever XPWEW will host any event from the most famous arena in the world: Madison Square Garden! New York City hosts Lockdown 8 - 05-22-21. The theme song is playing is I Like It by Grand Puba “And ya say New York City?”

Referee Sandy Mongeau has been assigned this next match!

Doxy Deity enters

Kiera Hogan enters accompanied by 911 Brian Lee (green flames pyro)

XPWEW World Women's Champion Priscilla Kelly enters (turnbuckle pyro is very Kane-esque)

<<Priscilla spin kicks Kiera and Doxy, Kiera and Doxy get technical bridging each other for backside pins trading counters until Priscilla breaks it up with a rolling thunder. Priscilla grabs Doxy and Doxy turns it into and Undertaker old school attack, Kiera double sunset flip on both competitors neither pin works out, Priscilla throws Doxy to the outside, Kiera grabs hold of Priscilla with a "PTO". Doxy hits a superkick to Kiera right on the chin. then Doxy tunes up the band for Priscilla but Kelly twists the foot into an enzuguri spin kick counter taking Doxy to the outside, Priscilla gets a running start and hits a topae sucicida onto Priscilla and still lands on her feet because she's extremely agile. Kiera gets on the top rope and hits a Twisted Bliss from the top to the outside but crashes and burs landing on the hard ground. Brian Lee checks out her leg and knee that made a dangerous thud on the landing. Doxy and Priscilla battle in the ring, Doxy goes for the Mexican power bomb three times and gets a near two count. Priscilla knees Doxy in the back and hits a back cracker. Priscilla and Doxy trade punches on the top rope, Doxy flips Priscilla off her back landing in the ring reluctantly Priscilla lands on her feet then pushes Doxy's bum and Doxy falls off the top rope onto Brian Lee making him a non-factor if only for the moment. Kiera recovers and goes for a roll-up, Priscilla kicks out then grabs Kiera's wig off of her head and shoves the wig down her tights and hits Kiera with 'Murder She Wrote' (Double Arm Facebuster) for the 1-2-3. And STILL the XPWEW World Women's Champion: Priscilla Kelly>>

XPWEW World Women's Championship Triple Threat Match M6: Priscilla Kelly (c) defeats Kiera Hogan & Doxy Deity

Highlight video package highlighting the rough upbringing and insane life of crime and a tale of street life of Ruckus to his 2020 Xtreme Rumble match win last month sealing his fate for the Lockdown Seven main event. Pans into a highlight package of Golden Bryce's quick rise to superstardom, becoming a grand-slam champion in under a year and ultimately losing last year at Lockdown Six to Jake Awesome and how tonight is a redemption story, Then a video package of Ruckus stealing Bryce's air jordan shoes and burning them, Bryce: I have to work, fight and claw for every breath and step here. Ruckus: You wouldn't last a day in my hood. I don't want that belt. I want the money that you are a making and I'm not

Eerie scary hymn music. plays

Jordan Oliver, Myron Reed, Kotto Brazil, Siaka Lexoni, Chrissy Rivera, and Ruckus' 7 kids ranging from ages 20-6 walk out all holding flaming wooden sticks. They stand 6 on each side.

The 4 Dancing Pallbearers enter with a casket perched on their shoulders and they spin around slowly to the music and then they stand still.

-They all throw their flaming sticks into a pile creating a large flame

Thunder bolt pyrotechnic explodes

(Bankroll by Lil Boosie blares) (crowd pops)

Dancing pallbearers flawlessly dance with the casket doing several dance moves with the coffin then gently place the casket on the ground and Ruckus' youngest son opens the casket and Ruckus hops out with all the swagger in the world and hypes himself up walking confidently to the ring.

Ruckus enters (huge pop) The Set and Ruckus' kids walk to the back

crowd cheers even after Ruckus' music ends leaving nothing but pure cheers from the crowd

Lone drummer bangs his drum and behind him another drummer, another drummer, another drummer, they all open up and we are shown 4 very talented dancers and marching band from Alcorn College perform a rendition of "Guwop Home" by Gucci Mane in march form with the "Dega Diamonds" dance troupe in full as Golden Bryce enters at the crushendo of the song

Referee Kevin Madrox has been assigned this contest

<<Golden Bryce holds the title up and Ruckus smirks at him and grabs the title and throws it on the floor. Bryce decks him and the bell rings. Bryce punches Ruckus with strikes in the corner and then hits the 10 punch spot but only gets to about 4 when Ruckus reverses it effortlessly into a Tarantula submission reminiscent of Tajiri. Ruckus breaks the hold to hit a classic drive-by dropkick that damn near took Bryce's head off. Ruckus runs back and goes for a Stinger Splash in the corner and Bryce reverses with the Book-End like Booker T slamming Ruckus down with authority. Bryce slaps his chest hyping himself up and steps on Ruckus' back showing a darker side that Masato Tanaka urged he needed to bring out to defeat a guy like Ruckus. Bryce scoops up Ruckus with ease and hangs him upside-down for the tree of woe. Bryce then gets a running start from the opposite corner runs steps on the bottom rope for elevation and drops a vicious elbow drop on Ruckus who is hung up in the corner. Bryce drags him over for the pin and Ruckus kicks out at one. Ruckus does a roll up of his own and Bryce kicks out quickly. Bryce head butts Ruckus and Ruckus knees Bryce in the groin. Joey Styles points out it was the very same kick in the groin move from Jake one year ago that costed Golden Bryce that Lockdown win, kept him from truly capturing that career defining Lockdown moment and three-hundred and sixty-five days later Bryce is looking to capture that moment. Bryce powders to the outside to regain composure and take a breath. Ruckus runs through the bottom rope and hits a tornado DDT on Bryce and capitalizes in his moment of leisure. Bryce gets up on the apron and attempts a heart attack but Ruckus connects a pin-point perfect drop kick knocking Bryce right back down to the outside. Ruckus hits a corkscrew over the ropes landing on Bryce on the outside and Ruckus is making this look easy. Ruckus kicks Bryce on the head mockingly then shoves him back inside. Ruckus took a little too much time getting up and Bryce on the inside grabs Ruckus on apron. Bryce jerks Ruckus up and over the ropes then picks him up for an T-Bone Suplex much like Shelton Benjamin! Bryce then foot chokes Ruckus in the corner and grabs both his feet and pulls him to the middle of the ring and applies the Golden Cloverleaf and Bryce has it cinched in and Ruckus is in the middle of the canvas. Ruckus can't out power Bryce but he eventually crawls the rope and Referee Kevin Madrox counts 1-2-3-4-5 and Bryce still doesn't break the hold so Referee Kevin Madrox grabs Golden Bryce and forcefully yanks the champion off of Ruckus thus giving him the use of this brief advantage to hit the bankroll out of seemingly no energy but Ruckus is slow to get the fall he gets a very close 2 count but Bryce gets his shoulder up. Bryce irish-whips Ruckus into the ropes, Ruckus stops himself, Bryce gets down thinking Ruckus is gonna jump over but where he stopped himself veteran instinct savviness from Ruckus pays off when he applies "The Gangsta Stretch" submission hold and Bryce is able to out-power him and kick Ruckus back knocking him back into the ropes: Ruckus does an Ambrose like rebound off the middle rope and comes right back with a laser sharp dropkick to a sitting Golden Bryce and goes for the pin and only gets a one count. Ruckus tries to get up, Bryce grabs him by his overalls and hits the Dominator much like Bobby Lashley. A downed Ruckus swings at Bryce and misses wildly. Bryce yanks up Ruckus to his feet and hits The World's Strongest Slam for a two count. Bryce looks flustered that Ruckus keeps kicking out of these high powered maneuvers. Bryce hits a deep corner suplex on Ruckus and Ruckus' legs bounce off the bottom rope looks like a bad landing. Bryce goes for a belly-to-belly, Ruckus goes for a elbow shot, Bryce ducks it presses Ruckus forward into the ropes, Ruckus rolls backwards, Bryce counters the roll up with a heavy german suplex into a bridge pin that Ruckus counters with elusiveness sliding out of the ring avoiding Bryce's grip, Ruckus falls off the apron onto the floor like a sack of potatoes. both men endure a 7 count as they are both down on the mat, Bryce still down but Ruckus climbs to the top rope Bryce gets up to his feet quickly and hits the Goldrush Destroyer onto the top turnbuckle. Golden Bryce hits "Done Deal" on Ruckus and gets a 1-2- NO!!!!! Ruckus kicks out! Bryce then irish whips Ruckus and hits the Low Down courtesy of D'Lo and the pin combo only gets a two but Bryce isn't phased, he gets up quick and takes down both straps of his Black Panther singlet and lies in wait for the 6 Rings spear. Ruckus prone in the corner slowly gets up and Bryce goes for it, Ruckus leap frogs, Bryce misses but then Bryce turns around quick and goes for what appears to be an Awesome Bomb but Ruckus counters by hitting The Bankroll out of nowhere and Ruckus makes the cover for the 1-2 and Bryce kicks out. Ruckus hits the Razzle Dazzle and Bryce hulks up and Ruckus hits the Scissor Kick and does a sweet little break dance move to regain his upward mobility (not the spin-a-roonie though). Bryce rolls under the apron and tries to get up to his feet using the ropes, Ruckus gets a run and pushes Bryce and he goes diving onto the English commentary table and rolling all the way over it onto Kaitlyn, Nick and Joey but they all move safely in time, despite the big crash the table doesn't break. Ruckus goes outside, sits Bryce on the table flat. Ruckus then gets on the apron and without looking back hits a asai moonsault onto Bryce and the table DOES NOT BREAK, they just roll off to the back end. Ruckus and Bryce both crawl into the ring moments later after being sprawled out on the floor. Ruckus gets in first and crawls to the opposite end of the ring, Bryce slowly creeps behind him, Ruckus tries to do a quick Bankroll, he rolls off Bryce's sweaty back, Bryce looks for a samoan drop, Ruckus rolls right back off, bounces back off the second rope and hits a Bankroll off the 2nd rope, easily move of the night and pins Bryce but Bryce is able to get his arm on the bottom rope, If that rope was not there then Ruckus would have won this contest. Ruckus is tired and so is Bryce but Bryce uses the bottom rope and clings to it, pulling himself to the closest corner and Ruckus lays on him basically and when Bryce is in the corner Ruckus chops him slowly just once to the WOOOOOOOOs of the crowd. Bryce slowly slugs him back, Bryce slowly irish whips Ruckus hard into the opposing corner, Ruckus like Ric Flair hits the buckles upside down, brings himself right back up and Bryce picks up Ruckus for the Goldrush Destroyer, Ruckus lands on his feet then vaults up and over at an angle hits The Bankroll for the 1-2-3 and the NEW XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion is Ruckus!!!!

XPWEW World Heavyweight Title 1 on 1 M7: Ruckus defeats Golden Bryce (c)

Ruckus is so tired and Bryce is so worn out they both just lay there and they do until The Set run down to the ring and help Ruckus up and they put the world title around his waist and Ruckus can barely stand but they carry him up the ramp, Myron, Kotto, Jordan are so hype and Lexoni hugs Ruckus tight as Ruckus becomes a Grandslam champion here tonight at Lockdown. The camera then pans over to Golden Bryce who is staring up at the night Dubai sky as he slowly rolls out of the ring and walks up the ramp with his head down. The camera pans back to Ruckus holding up his first world title as The Set has him standing up right. Huge pyro explodes over Rashid Stadium as Ruckus now raises the belt high and he's being lifted up by his faction: The Set. We see Bryce emotionless walking up the ramp in disbelief. Show ends

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XPWEW HEATWAVE 2018 RESULTS

M1: Jaques Dudley def. Rey Mysterio

*Troy Clausen apologizes to Jaques Dudley, Jaques doesn’t accept it

*Mick Foley is head of Human Resources

M2: Ruckus & Lexoni def. Sick Nick Mondo & The Milk Man

*Siaka Lexoni retires

*Joel Gertner is the persona assistant to Troy Clausen 

*Tito Santana has trained Curt “Champagne” Clausen and Curt looks very jacked

M3: Champagne Clausen def. Chris Johnson

M4: Steve Blackman def. Masato Tanaka

*Steve Blackman joins with Will Ollafub & Eddie Edwards along with Luminary Croyle to form The Truth Infantry

*Dennis & Leonard McGraw run down the “liberal” LA crowd and proclaim Trump the answer to the country problems

M5: Pac def. Tanahashi

*Romeo Roselli reveals Heavens Crown Championship and will defend it weekly

M6: Kota Ibushi def. TAKA after 2-1

*Marc Snow buries the hatchet after decades of abuse to his son Slayer, amazing moment

*Mick Foley tries to motivate an unusually nervous

*Stone Cold Steve Austin is the private advisor to XPWEW, warns Troy Clausen not to mess with him, delivers Stone Cold Stunner to Dominos pizza man

*Kandi Khaos interviews Marc Snow about reconciling with Slayer

special guest ref: Mick Foley *Slayer def. Jake Awesome

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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (5-15-2020)

Episode: 426 Date: May 15th, 2020 Network: VICE Location: Los Angeles, California Building: The Barracks

Opening Segment: XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion Golden Bryce! Before he can speak into the microphone

Enters his mentor Masato Tanaka Masato: Young Man. Youth. Oh to be young. Golden Bryce. Or should I call you G-Baby? chuckles. 8 days. You have eight whole days to prepare for Ruckus on the biggest stage anyone in that locker room has competed in. I’ve had great Lockdown moments. I’ve had some I’d like to forget as well, And I know you do cause one year ago you sent me a text and 1 in the morning merely hours before your Lockdown 6 match with Jake Awesome and you asked me: What am I gonna do tomorrow? Well Bryce I don’t know and by the looks of it you didn’t either. You lost. You walked in a champion and walked out with nothing. And fast forward one year. You walk in AGAIN as world champion. Do I??? Do I think you’re gonna walk out with that same world title? I. Don’t. Know..... I don’t know if I see passion? I don’t know if I see will? Tears? Blood? Sweat? Do you know that Ruckus is 3-0 at Lockdown? Did you know that? He even beat me? So believe me! I know he’s a different breed. But Bryce you’re special too, it takes a special person to get back to that spot only one man before has done that and it was Jake Awesome. Maybe last year you just got a bad draw, you drew a bad hand. Maybe just maybe last year you fought the greatest champion in the history of this sport. But Bryce let me tell ya brother Ruckus should not be overlooked. His punches feel like kicks. His kicks feel like despair. And he isn’t looking for good sportsmanship. He’s looking to bludgeon you next Saturday... You can’t reason with Ruckus And so help me if you try to shake that god damn hand of his, like he’s got any respect for you or anybody. He doesn’t! So don’t bring that bullshit, don’t reach out your hand. Look at me! Look at me when I’m talking to you. You have to be ruthless. Ruckus is not gonna wait, he’s gonna be looking for a fair fight for God Sake’s look at the impressionable youth he surround himself with? The Set? Oh to be young again! Ruckus is starving. He’s starving emotionally. His life is a train wreck and He needs the validation of that world title. The man can’t even stay clean and out of prison long enough to have a world title feud. It’s why he’s never had one. So Bryson don’t look for a fair 50% 50% game of chess. You are playing chemical warfare in 8 days. So I don’t want no smiles and handshakes and hugs. NO MORE! Your social media? You’re making Tik Tok dance videos with your pregnant wife? You’re hiring dance crews and school marching bands to do your entrance FUCK THAT BULLSHIT. Do you know how much egg is gonna be on your face when you get all the fireworks, all the bells and whistles and you LOSE. You think Ruckus wanted this? You think he has an ounce of passion for this business. 3 months ago he was eating his meals through the slit of a metal door. He’s an animal. So you have to bring out a different version of Golden Bryce on the 23rd of May. Because if you don’t....if you.......... coughs If you bring THIS Golden Bryce to Lockdown 7. You’re gonna get your ass handed to you..... Do shape up! or ship out! And never come back because if you don’t take this advice your gonna look like the biggest bust in XPWEW history. Am I understood? Golden Bryce (looks at Tanaka in Eyes with a cold dead blank stare, then off into the stands. Bryce looks down at the title around his waist and then walks out of the ring) ((Bryce saunters up the ramp)) (((The Set runs past him: Myron, Kotto, Jordan, Chrissy, Lexoni and this Ruckus who slowly walks past Bryce making eye contact)))

The Set start to beat down Masato Tanaka but Bryce still standing at the halfway spot on the ramp just watches the beatdown of his mentor??????

Ruckus holding a steel chair as Myron and Kotto hold Tanaka up awaiting a head shot

Ruckus: Last call nigga. You gonna save him?

Bryce: just turns around and walks up the ramp

(((Ruckus hits Masato over the head with a devastating chair shot)))

Bryce doesn’t even look back

Commentary puts over the seriousness of The Set’s vicious attack on XPWEW Legend Masato Tanaka

Tag Team Match

XPWEW Women’s Champ Prisiclla Kelly enters

Doxy enters

Mandy Leon enters with The Marauder Simon Gotch

Kiera Hogan enters with 911 Brian Lee

Tag Team Match M1: Doxy Deity & Prisiclla Kelly vs Kiera Hogan & Mandy Leon w/ Simon Gotch ENDS IN NO CONTEST While Doxy and Prisiclla were scheduled to be partners tonight it didn’t stop Doxy from turning on her biggest rival to attack her from behind to the point referee Kevin Madrox had to call the match off while him and Simon Gotch separate the two from attacking each other. Even Romeo Roselli comes down to help break up the doddybrook

PROMO: Slayer vs Jake [history] Commentary breaks down what happened last week with Jake and Slayer and Rosemary [[[Jake appears with a bandage wrapped around his stomach]]]

Jake Awesome needs to rest his injured stomach but her is anyway in his first match on Friday Night Pyro since October 2019

1 on 1 M2: Jake Awesome defeats Alveno La Flare

Lotus walks down to blindside Jake but Jake is way ahead of her antics and he runs up and grabs her in a spine buster position and Rams her through the corner guardrail but then hoists her up and Oklahoma Slams her through the commentary desk. Not enough, Jake sets up a table outside. Throws Lotus in the ring and Awesome Bomb’s her over the ropes and flings her to the table he set up down below for a wicked wreck. Jake flexes hard and belts out a screech of intensifying roar. Rosemary and Slayer stand at the ramp and attempt to jump in the ring. Jake baits them into to do so. But Jake runs them down and chases them both and the camera follows Jake chasing Slayer and Rosemary to the back to the point Slayer and Rosemary jump in a vehicle and Jake is right on their heels. Jake gets on top of the hood and busts through the windshield and grabs Slayer’s hair and tries to pull him out of the car through the little hole he busted open within the windshield of the car.

Rosemary gets out of the car and beats Jake with an umbrella all the while he’s trying to pull Slayer out of the car while simultaneously getting thwacked with this umbrella. Rosemary then sprays the mist in his face and that stops Jake from his onslaught. Jake rolls backwards off the hood of the car. Half the locker room has emptied out into the parking lot at this point to try to intervene but Jake covered in mist just looks at Rosemary and says “I’m gonna knock your teeth down your fucking throat”. Rosemary is also yelling insults his way but Jake then starts to attack security and he jumps in a car also. Is he gonna chase Slayer down?

1 on 1 M3: Audrey Carbine defeats All Man via submission with The Art of Ballistics

Joe Gacy comes out grabs Audrey by the hair but in an intense friendship comeadery kind of way?? All Woman walks past them but Gacy grabs her by the hair and All Woman pleading no is able to low blow Gacy and then start punching Carbine down the ramp until All Man has the strength to get back up and hit Carbine with The Allman Joy

4 Way Dance M4: Ruckus defeats Champagne Clausen, Garrett Thompson, Leonard McGraw

(It becomes a 1 on 1 between Ruckus and Champagne essentially after GT no shows and as soon as Leonard hears that word he runs to the back)

During the match Leonard McGraw finds Ethan Bedlam and is basically just kicking his ass around the backstage/catering area. Pulling out all the spots, pouring every item of food you can find all over Bedlam. Meanwhile in the ring it’s Ruckus who secures the win over Champagne and Bryce comes down and goes punch for punch with Ruckus until Bryce clotheslines him out of the ring. Bryce even hits the 6 Rings on Champagne for good measure. Bryce amped up “Is this the Golden Bryce, Masato Tanaka said he needed time be?” - Kaitlyn Khaos “That probably didn’t include Bryce leaving his left for dead at the hands of The Set earlier tonight but...I don’t know maybe Masato is an odd guy” - Nick Simmonds

Kaitlyn Khaos and Nick Simmonds run down the match card for XPWEW Lockdown 7 __/___/ Lockdown 7 goes down May 23rd, 2020 in Rashid Stadium Slayer defends the XPWEW International Title against Jake Awesome, The Tag Team Titles are up for grabs as All Man and All Woman take on the Death Machines Audrey Carbine and Joe Gacy. The Women’s Title will be defended in a 3 Way Dance as Prisiclla Kelly puts it on the line against Doxy Deity and Kiera Hogan. Personal scores to be settled when Leonard McGraw takes on Garrett Thompson; Father vs Son. Troy Clausen wants Champagne to drop the name Clausen and if he defeats him 1 on 1 in a No Holds Barred match he’ll get his wish. Jordan Oliver puts up the XPWEW Juniorweight Title against the “original” Juniorweight himself Jacques Dudley and ultimately the XPWEW World Heavyweight Championship Title is on the line as Golden Bryce defends against Ruckus in a historic main event. Purchase Lockdown 7 on live streaming PPV on FITE TV for the low low price of $39.99 order now!

[[Jake Awesome is being followed by a camera man this whole time from the incident earlier tonight]] [Jake is walking into a Marriott hotel] Jake speaks with a Marriott employee

Jake: Hello miss, Yes is a Joseph Starven checked in? Marriott Employee: Yes, May I ask the reason. Jake : Yes I’m his brother, umm our father Marc has just passed away, I really really really need to tell him this in person. Family matter. Marriott Employee: I’m so sorry to hear that? Jake: Yep Marriott Employee: Name? Jake: Al Snow...Al Starven.. yeah Al Starven Marriott Employee: (on the phone)........Yes he’s in room 2679 he’s accepted the invite Jake: thank you so much [[Jake gets in elevator]]] commercial break [[Jake knocks on the door, Slayer opens it]] Jake attacks Slayer and throws him through the glass shower door and picks him up flings him over the bed, hits Slayer with the lamp. Then drags him to the outside balcony of his room on the 26th floor of this Marriott hotel. Jake has Slayer’s head over the railing Jake: I do not care anymore do you hear me!!!!! You got a week you fuckin slime Jake then releases Slayer Jake walks out the hotel room but before he leaves he puts the “Do Not Disturb” hanger on the doorknob.

Tag Team Match M5: Golden Bryce & Jacques Dudley defeats Jordan Oliver & Kotto Brazil (The Set)

6 Rings onto Kotto for the 630 splash and both Jacques and Bryce together pin Kotto for the 1-2-3

Golden Bryce gets on the turnbuckle and slaps his chest intensely as the show comes to an end

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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (5-8-2020)

XPWEW Friday Night Pyro Episode: 425 Date: May 8th, 2020 Network: VICE Location: The Barracks @ Los Angeles, California

Opening Segment: The Set enters with Ruckus up front a center and they are cheesing with smiles ear go ear as Ruckus showcases the Jordan 4’s he’s wearing during the walk to the ring Jordan Oliver shines them with a rag Myron and Kotto are over the top with the compliments about them

(Ofcourse the shoes Ruckus are sporting are the shoes that were took from Bryce during a 5 on 1 beatdown last week)

Ruckus on the mic Ruckus: I’m gonna cut the bullshit and ask Alveno La Flare a question so Alveno get out here man

Alveno La Flare enters (((Nick Simmonds reiterates the point that Alveno is actually the shoot cousin of XPWEW World Champ Golden Bryce)) Alveno on the mic Alveno: Ruckus Wednesday I checked my phone and I had a tweet from you, I didn’t retweet, I didn’t like it. Quite frankly man I ignored it Siaka: You don’t even know what he was gonna ask you Blood! Damn! Jordan: It has nothing to do with the fact that we could possibly be opponents at LD7. Alveno from the bottom of my heart I don’t wanna defend my title against you! You’re talented! You’re likable and that’s more I can say about Golden Bryce Alveno: Golden Bryce is my cousin... Ruckus: That’s my whole point right there! He is your cousin! That’s your family! When he was world champ did he ever once give you a shot? Think about it? Veno! Did he ever once! ONCE! Speak to somebody in the officer about you? Alveno you are too talented to be ignored. You’ve been hear what? Couple months? A year almost? I don’t know but bro you ain’t been having matches, You haven’t been spotlighted yet your very own cousin is in with the office? That’s not how family does ya is it? Kotto: That’s why we have a proposition for you vro Myron: We took it upon ourself to ask you man to man. Will you join The Set? Ruckus unfolds a “The Set” t-shirt and holds it over Alveno’s shoulder

(The Set behind the commentary desk bullying Nick Simmonds and hitting on Kaitlyn Khaos in the background) ((Siaka and Ruckus actually on commentary)) “Scouting Alveno La Flare”

•Winner will challenge Jordan Oliver for the XPWEW Juniorweight Title at Lockdown 7 on May 23rd, 2020

Number One Contender-Ship Match M1: Jacques Dudley defeats Alveno La Flare

Myron, Kotto and Jordan Oliver rush in an Jordan gets forehead to forehead with Jacques Jacques pulls the mic up to his lips angrily and intense Jacques: “When they introduced the “Juniorweight” Title it almost seemed like they did it for me, that’s a Title I would have held and never lost if it was around years before you came here. You are a boy in a mans world. Lockdown is where I shine. Let me remind you ive parkoured’ over a lockdown stage, I’ve won main events on that stage. Jordan I’m gonna make you famous. Jordan: grabs mic out of Jacques hand Jordan: Bro you are so irrelevant now. You fell off. You’re done. Old news. Old product. Old stock. I’ve been Juniorweight Champion 271 days and Lockdown will make it 286. I’ve only lost one match in the year 2020. Bro you was on a losing streak. You got away with that bit when you lose to Jordan Oliver at Lockdown 7 there gonna start to NOTICE you been fell off *Drops mic walks out

Backstage Interview: James Westerbeck: “Golden Bryce! Tonight you have to defeat all members of the set to keep them out of ringside and are you getting your shoes back? Bryce: I will beat The Set tonight. I will get my shoes back. I will prove to the world on the 23rd! That I can win when the lights shine bright! And the city of Dubai shines brighter than any city in the world and on the biggest stage I will not fail because.....I can’t lose.... walks away

1 on 1 M2: Simon Gotch w/ Mandy Leon defeats Dragon Kid

General Manager Romeo Roselli’s Office: All Man and All Woman look eye to eye with The Death Machines (Audrey Carbine and Joe Gacy) Gacy hocks a lougie spits in All Man’s face

(All Woman starts to scrap with them but Audrey snatched her and puts her in an arm bar and tries to break her arm.

They break a vase They break a glass table furniture piece in the room and the scene is chaos

((Romeo is screaming stop it! Guys stop it!))

((Security bumbles then around))

((Romeo walks through the hallway and Champagne Clausen is practically murdering Freight Train))

Well that escalated quickly

Champagne holds Freight Train hostage and forces Troy Clausen to come save him. Train eats the consequences of the champagne bottle to his head and handcuffs him then hits him in head with a steel chair multiple times reminiscent of Mankind vs The Rock at Royal Rumble 99’ in terms of the continually violent chair shots to the head of Freight Train

Looking straight like the bloody chainsaw scene from American Psycho Champagne into the camera “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

In ring segment: Leonard McGraw with Ms. Ryu

McGraw and Ms. Ryu run down Garrett Thompson He challenges him 1 on 1 at Lockdown 7 And just so I ain’t got no distractions ((McGraw clotheslines Ryu out of her shoes)) James Westerbeck with a microphone runs over to McGraw frantically “Why did you just clothesline your manager” McGraw responds: Don’t Trust Anybody! ((McGraw clotheslines James Westerbeck!))

((McGraw clotheslines James Westerbeck))

((McGraw clotheslines a cameraman while walking up the ramp. McGraw grabs the camera and speaks directly into it and before he can speak any words Garrett Thompson comes down and brawls with him until security separates them))

Garrett Thompson pounces McGraw through off the stage!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!?!??!!!!

M3: Doxy Deity defeats Kiera Hogan w/ Brian Lee

After the match: Prisiclla Kelly looks at both of them and holds up the title high and Romeo announces indeed! The XPWEW World Women’s Title will be defended in a 3 Way Dance at Lockdown 7! Priscilla Kelly vs Doxy Deity vs Kiera Hogan!!!!!

1 on 1 M4: Jake Awesome defeats Lotus

After the match Rosemary creeps up behind Jake with a knife to his throat (Jake holds both hands up not making any sudden movement) Slayer: “It’s an insult to me as a performer that we won’t be the main event of Lockdown 7. It’s an insult to me that you feel you’ve ran out of accomplishments and you treat the International Title as a secondary accomplishment. It’s not gonna be a cake walk ok? We go back! A long long long time! We know each other very well! And you more than anyone know what I’m capable of and so help me I will snap my fingers and Rosemary will slit your throat right here and now in front of anybody if you think you are better than me ...... Jake: You love this don’t you? You love this attention? I just beat your daughter, ended her little undefeated streak tonight. You got your goon? girlfriend? sex slave? BSDM partner? I dunno what you guys are? But I do know this! I know you! I know the Starven family! It’s the most Shameless family I’ve ever seen! A family obsessed with attention and deprived of humility. I’m insulted...You think I’m gonna let this stop me from doing this ((Jake quickly pulls the knife from Rosemary’s hand and chucks it out the ring and holds Rosemary hostage and Slayer backs up and holds his hand up Slayer mouths “Save it for Lockdown big man. Save your energy.” Jake puts Rosemary down Jake stares deep into Rosemary’s eyes

Lotus from behind jumps on Jake’s back

Rosemary grabs the knife and cuts a slit right in the stomach of Jake Awesome and leaves a gory slit leaking blood from Awesome’s stomach

Rosemary licks the bloody knife

Lotus and Rosemary join Slayer at the ramp and Slayer holds up the XPWEW International Championship

The Set enters

Golden Bryce enters

Gauntlet Match (If Bryce wins The Set will be banned from ringside at Lockdown 7) (If Bryce loses The Set will be allowed at ringside at Lockdown 7)

1 on 1 M5: Golden Bryce defeats Jordan Oliver

1 on 1 M6: Golden Bryce defeats Myron Reed

1 on 1 M7: Golden Bryce defeats Kotto Brazil

1 on 1 M8: Golden Bryce defeats Siaka Lexoni

Ruckus: Woah Woah Woah! Nah You got one more member of The Set! (((Bryce thinking Ruckus is gonna have Lockdown 7 come a little early)

Chrissy Rivera enters

Bryce beats her with just 1 move (6 Rings)

1 on 1 M9: Golden Bryce defeats Chrissy Rivera in 6 seconds

Golden Bryce flexes intense with the world title

The Set at the stage

Myron, Kotto and Jordan spray lighter fluid all over Bryce’s shoes that Ruckus stole last week

Ruckus throws a lighter on top igniting Bryce’s Jordan 4’s into a fiery blaze and the show ends

Bryce in the ring staring at The Set setting those shoes on fire Show Ends

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Friday Night Pyro

October 4th, 2019

Greenville, South Carolina

* Bon Secours Wellness Arena

Opening Segment: World Champion Jake Awesome bursts out of the backstage curtain with lots of energy and plays up to the excitement of this extra hot crowd tonight. Jake soaks up the crowd for a moment longer than normal and eventually grabs a mic and says “Greenville South Carolina!!!!!* Crowd Pop^

“Friday Night PIE ROW!!!!!! ^Big Pop

Jake: The wrestling world has been set a blaze. Thank you AEW. Thank you FOX Network because this right here, this building, this promotion! Is the hottest thing going today and no matter how Box office it gets or how elite it can go the wrestling world still wants to know where is the PYRO and it’s right here!!!!!!!!

Jake: Last week I was challenged by the new Juniorweight Champion of the world Jordan Oliver ^Crowd Boos^

Jake: *points mic towards crowd*

Jake: Survey says....I’m about to catch a charge in Greenville for beating a minor. Jordan, get your punk ass out here

*drops mic*

Jordan Oliver music plays

^Will Ollafub enters^ Oliver lags behind with the Juniorweight Title around his neck

Ollafub: Jake, Jordan Oliver just doesn’t fall for silly gimmicks. My client needs rest. My client needs*Oliver grabs mic from Ollafub mid sentence*

Oliver: Willy. I got this. Listen close Jacob. Last week I approached you like a grown man. I walked in between those ropes and I called you a 6 foot 9 inch bum. And one week later I couldn’t agree with myself more. Jake you washed up homie. You pushin’ 30. I’m gonna be young forever. I’m gonna be the biggest star this company has ever seen and all these broke boys in Greenville South Carolina know that that’s why they can’t stannnnnd me. ^Crowd boos^

Jake: I think I agree with all the fine people of South Carolina. Matter of fact I got a gift for all the people here tonight and Jordan this gift even applies to you. How about your shut your mouth and do this. Tonight I’m going to put the XPWEW World Heavyweight Championship on the line against you! Under the condition that you put that up!

*Crowd Pops*

Oliver: Jake you pushing 30 in age. Homie you pushing 300 in weight. You have absolutely no business holding this title.

Jake: Well sane to you. I may be pushing 260 pounds nowadays but if you think you can ever win this title, you ain’t even pushing 180 pounds. Jordan I doubt you could even lift this title with both hands. So are you gonna stand there like a bitch clutching some gold like you ain’t had none yet, Or are you going to put that title on the line. I mean if it’s champion versus champion; What’s the point. Greenville if you would treat me to chanting “Asshole” at this man’s

Crowd chants ASSHOLE..ASSHOLE..ASSHOLE

(Ollafub starts shaking no to Oliver thinking)

Oliver: You got it. I’m putting my Juniorweight Title up

*Crowd Pops*

Jake: The hell with waiting half an hour. You look ready. You aren’t a bitch you said so let’s do this right now. Ring the bell.

Jordan Oliver storms down fastly to the ring and then gets on the apron..Jake is leaning forward ready to battle and Oliver jumps back down and walks up the ramp to a chorus of boos from the crowd

Jake grabs a mic

Jake: Woah Woah Woah are you serious.

Oliver: *no mic* (mouthing words) I’ma do this match on my own time pimpin’

You don’t control me

Jake: You Lucky son of a bitch, You think your slick but ima see you later tonight

*XPWEW Appalachia commercial*

Music: Man of Constant Sorrow theme

+ Regina Clausen joins commentary and talks about her new found friendship and alliance with Amy “Primetime” Lee

M1: Amy Lee & GG defeat Chrissy Rivera & Siaka Lexoni

After the match: Regina Clausen raises the hand of Amy Lee and says with the raw power of Primetime it will lead her to her first gold in XPWEW; Women’s Champ Doxy Deity enters to a nice pop and begins our next match

M2: Doxy Deity defeats Regina Clausen w/ Amy Lee (at ringside)

During the match Rosemary comes down to the ring and interferes in the match long enough to pluck a hair off the head of Doxy (probably to assist in the voodoo doll of her they revealed last week on PYRO.)

Kiera Hogan watches from the ramp However does not interfere

Backstage: All Man putting ice on his still injured left leg from falling off that ladder two weeks ago at Anarchy Rules

All Woman looks at him and says “So when do you plan on using this briefcase, exactly”

All Man: “Why? I have like 9 months left”

All Woman: “I don’t think you’ve been aggressive as you were when you first won. Like when you stood up to The Rock that was really admiring and now your nursing 2 week old wounds that you suffered from no offense Ms. Ryu who couldn’t wrestle her way out of a paper bag”

All Man: What is that suppose to mean? I’m hurt! My leg hurts every time I move it. This briefcase guarantees. Guarantees that I will be the World Heavyweight Champion. It guarantees it, Trust me All Woman I wont “Brodie Croyle” this situation.

Brodie Croyle turns around and heard that

Croyle: You won’t what?

All Man: I said I won’t ....Soak...these Boils. I gotta soak the boils. I got boils. On my leg. Underneath this cast. Bad rash. Big red bulbous....boils. I know it sounded like I said Brodie Croyle but I said “Soak these Boils.

Croyle: I’ll see ya out there *slaps All Man’s legs*

All Man: Owwwww!

All Woman: Your gonna have to man up and if you don’t cash that briefcase in soon then consider this partnership....Over.

M3: Brodie Croyle defeats All Man

After the match: All Woman looks visibly disappointed in the All Man’s losing effort tonight, All Woman says “I want that world title All Man, Win it for me...*All Man nods affectionately* As in do it right now

*Jake Awesome enters*

{All Man looks baffled that All Woman is kind of forcing him to cash in on a fresh Jake Awesome}

Awesome storms down the ramp and is hype and All Man looks at All Woman and acts like he’s about to do it

All Man starts amping himself up, stomping the ring, slapping his briefcase

_All Man sucks out of the ring

*Golden Bryce / Dr. Disrespect Twitch Ad

Interview with Nick Simmonds: Referee Danny Coleman announces “I know Troy Clausen might wanna hear this, I still plan on getting MY revenge at the pay-per-view coming up on the 20th of the month. I have official word that Romey Zelli gave *points at self* Me! Champagne Clausen will get a world title match. However I will be the special guests referee.

Troy Clausen enters

What’s up homie. I’ve been doing time in the state penn, I’ve been swimming with sharks while you collect a check at home away from doing what you love Daniel. What you love is refereeing for this promotion

-Jacques Dudley enters

Troy why don’t you...........

Jacques is awestruck by the grill in Troy’s mouth

........

Champagne Clausen enters

- What?

- It’s called a grill and Jacques you keep finding your way into my business I’ll rearrange yours.

- Jacques Dudley attacks Champagne Clausen and they get into a complete brawl until Freight Train grabs Jacques and drags him to the ring for our next I guess impromptu matchup

Freight Traun “Jack Dudley you think you real smart being mean to my friend Champagne Clausen, need to get ya French behind in the rang fore I thump ya”

- Jacques counters into a unique walking on the guardrail move then jumping onto the apron into a moonsault

M4: Jacques Dudley defeats Freight Train

After the match Troy Clausen nails Jacques with a champagne bottle

Troy Clausen grabs a mic “is this what you wanna do Jacques. You wanna make me go back to the man I am. The man I scared the entire Harrison County Prison with my rage........I’ve had it with youuuuu

7 years you’ve been a constant thorn in my side and now my family’s side

Jacques try’s to get up and attack Troy

Amy Lee, Freight Train and Regina Clausen hold him down

Now what I’m about to say has been a LOOOOOONG time coming

It’s gonna be Appalachia. Welch, West By God Damn Virginia

Troy Clausen

Versus

Jacques Dudley

No! Holds! Barred!

I’m gonna embarrass you but just Incase you wanna try to embarrass me I’m going to embarrass you first

Troy: Son, Get the tables

*Pop from crowd*

Champagne Clausen gets the table

Amy Lee acts as Buh Buh and Champagne acts as D-Von and they hit the 3D on Jacques through the table

Commercial: Lockdown 7 countdown

Backstage: Masato Tanaka tells Golden Bryce that maybe his world title aspirations are a little too soon but good luck in tournament match tonight against Joe Gacy

M5: Leonard McGraw & Dragon Kid w/ Ms. Ryu at ringside Defeat Alveno LaFlare & 3M Ultra

{Alveno ofcourse substituting in for M3 Quintillo Who was injured at the hands of Joe Gacy at Anarchy Rules}

Skype Interview Audrey Carbine says she’s still hurt from going thru the Clausen-Mobile at Anarchy Rules from the hands of Amy Lee but she will return October 20th at Appalachia and seek revenge against Lee & Regina Clausen. Beware.

M6: Priscilla Kelly defeats Lola Starr

Slayer joins commentary

M7: International Title Tournament

Golden Bryce defeats Joe Gacy

{Gacy goes for the yellow mist, Bryce ducks in the nick of time, scoops Gacy up for a supreme-plex and then hits the Kamakamahe spear for the 1-2-3

*Slayer stands on the commentary booth and grabs the mic and cuts a damn good scathing promo calling Golden Bryce a man in limbo; A man who’s lost. A man without a country. Golden Bryce, you have a child on the way entering this world and I’m going to leave you malignant after I advance in this tournament cause I think Jacques is going to be easy pickings.

*Bryce responds quick*

Hold up what you say to me

Because it sounded like you said you was gonna Whoop my ass

Slayer I know we ain’t been formerly greeted but I am not a pushover and I ain’t for a damn second gonna let you get the best of me. I hope. You advance. I hope I get a chance. Get it. Got it. Good........

MAIN EVENT TIME

Champion vs Champion

Both titles are on the line !

XPWEW World Title & Juniorweight Title

M8: Jake Awesome vs Jordan Oliver

*Insanf Fuckin’ Classic of a match*

{During the match All Woman comes down running with the CYL briefcase pushing All Man in a wheelchair down the ramp and amps him up to cash in on an ^at the moment this happened^ A prone Jake Awesome.

All Man gets in the ring and stomachs up the courage to hand the new head referee

Kevin Madrox. **Out of nowhere** Leonard McGraw hits a devastating clothesline from hell on All Man and the match gets called a Disqualification by Referee Kevin Madrox and the crowd boos the outcome. Ollafub gathers the Juniorweight Title to a near KO’d Jordan Oliver and then in the crowd Eddie Edwards disguised as a fan snatches Ollafub and yanks him over the guardrail and locks him in the crossface. Oliver scampers with his belt like a coward while Awesome comes to the aid of Ollafub in a way not to help Ollafub but to get more shots in on Edwards who assaulted his little brother Casey Alfonso some weeks back. Jake Awesome starts punching Edwards until he scampers away on his own avoiding Awesome’s ambush.

{Dust settles}

Crowd pauses only to cheer a still standing and still world champion Jake Awesome

{Awesome grabs his title and jumps the rail}

Awesome slowly looks back and sees a destroyed Ollafub

Awesome motions to the crowd and says audibly “Should I get him Greenville?”

**Crowd Pop**

Awesome pulls Ollafub over the guardrail and hits the awesome bomb on him through the announcers table but it does. not. break.

Awesome then does it again which it doesn’t break again.

Awesome then carries a near KO’d Will Ollafub up to the top rope and hits an amazing super awesome bomb thru the table *it finally breaks* and still lands on his feet and the crowd goes absolutely berserk

{Show Ends}

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XPWEW HEATWAVE 2020 (8-16-2020)

Date: August 16th, 2020 Location: The Barracks in Los Angeles, California Channel: FITE TV pay-per-view stream for $24.99

- Mr. Case Your Luck Romeo Roselli enters - XPWEW Juniorweight Champion Jordan Oliver enters with Siaka Lexoni

1 on 1 XPWEW Juniorweight Championship Title on the line! M1: Jordan Oliver (c) (w/ Siaka Lexoni) def. Romeo Roselli and retains his title [Siaka is ejected from ringside for trying to help cheat mid-way through the match]

- Ms. Case Your Luck Lotus enters - Rosemary enters (dressed in a Slayer cosplay) 1 on 1 M2: Lotus def. Rosemary via submission (helm sharpshooter) [Rosemary vowed if she were to lose this match then she will no longer haunt Lotus thus leaving XPWEW forever]

Promo: XPWEW Anarchy Rules 2020 on PPV | September 20th, 2020

- All Man enters with All Woman - Jake Awesome enters with Chrissy Rivera & Siaka Lexoni

1 on 1 Falls Count Anywhere M3: Jake Awesome (w/ Chrissy Rivera & Siaka Lexoni) def. All Man (w/ All Woman) **BEST MATCH OF THE NIGHT HEEL JAKE VS FACE ALL MAN WAS BLOODY AND GRUESOME**

* James Westerbeck is standing outside The Set's locker room trying to get a pre-match interview with the XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion, Jake Awesome sweaty and bloody storms by and slams Westerbeck through the dry-wall "NO QUESTIONS! GOD DAMN IT"

- Golden Bryce & Alveno La Flare enters - Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil enter with Jordan Oliver

Tag Team Match XPWEW Tag Team Championships on the line! M4: Gold Flame (Golden Bryce & Alveno La Flare) def. The Set (Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil) [w/ Jordan Oliver] ***WE HAVE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: GOLDEN BRYCE AND ALVENO LA FLARE***

Promo: Golden Bryce BANG! Energy commercial

- Champagne Clausen enters - ABA Men's Champion El Demonio enters

1 on 1 M5: El Demonio def. Champagne Clausen [post-match Champagne swings a steel chair against the ring post in anger he lost a match on pay-per-view to a 'minor' leaguer

- Doxy Deity enters (Nick Simmonds points out Doxy looks lost without Thunder Rosa by her side, ofcourse Rosa lost her ABA Women's Title to Olivia Whitewater at the Awesome Bomb Academy 'Summerfest' last weekend - Chrissy Rivera enters with Siaka Lexoni - Tessa Blanchard enters - XPWEW Women's Champion Priscilla Kelly enters

Four Way Dance XPWEW World Women's Championship on the line! M6: Tessa Blanchard def. Priscilla Kelly, Doxy Deity & Chrissy Rivera (w/ Siaka Lexoni)

+ Tessa eliminates Doxy Deity + Chrissy Rivera eliminates Priscilla Kelly [we are guaranteed a new women's champion tonight at Heatwave] + Tessa Blanchard defeats Chrissy Rivera for the 1-2-3 and Tessa Blanchard is the NEW! XPWEW World Women's Champion here tonight a monumental moment in XPWEW Women's history! What a moment!

- Audrey Carbine enters - Joe Gacy enters

RING OF FIRE Match (Battle of Death Machines) M7: Joe Gacy def. Audrey Carbine

[Finish occurs when Gacy irish-whips Carbine and she slides through the bottom rope completely swooshing past the flames and rolls around until the fire ceases and Gacy sadistiacally smiles and then attacks her post match leaving her in a heap, Carbine still stands up and Gacy turns back down the ramp and attacks her again but EMTs hold Gacy back and he just steps past like he's going to mess Carbine up, then like a little cheat just slaps her hard across the face which is even more insulting]

- Leonard McGraw enters - Ruckus enters [The Set banned from ringside]

1 on 1 XPWEW World Heavyweight Championship on the line! M8: Leonard McGraw def. Ruckus (clean win)

Leonard McGraw celebrates as the show goes off the air with Leonard boosting into the wet camera lens.

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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (5-22-2020)

XPWEW FRIDAY NIGHT PYRO 5-22-2020 “Road to LD7” Episode 427 of Friday Night Pyro

Kaitlyn Khaos and Nick Simmonds break down the Lockdown 7 card with predictions from fan videos from twitter

Joey Styles sit down interview with Slayer and Rosemary

Nick Simmonds sit down interview with Ruckus and The Set

[2020 Xtreme Rumble match replay]

Footage of Golden Bryce and Jocelyn Washington intimate first moments with their first born son “Stefon” as Pyro goes off the air on a wholesome note

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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (5-1-2020)

Friday Night Pyro #424 May 1st, 2020

Xtreme Rumble Recap video

Show Intro

Fireworks and Kaitlyn Khaos informs us tonight Golden Bryce will speak 1 on 1 with the 2020 Xtreme Rumble winner Ruckus PLUS: Big main event! Leonard McGraw will team for the first time ever with Jake Awesome as they take on the I-N champion Slayer and Garrett Thompson

Opening Segment:

Golden Bryce enters

Golden Bryce: For the 2nd year in a row I’ll be going into Lockdown as the world heavyweight champion but this time I’ll be defending it against someone very very deserving and that’s why I’d like to respectfully introduce him right now. Ladies and Gentlemen Ruckus

Ruckus with The Set enters

Golden Bryce congratulates Ruckus Bryce: In three weeks me and you have the ultimate privilege of making history. The first time a black champion defends against a black challenger for the richest prize in this industry-.... Ruckus: pfffft What? Bryce: confused Uh Ruckus: I don’t want that....I don’t care about it. History. Will history pay me? Will history feed my kids? I don’t care if I’m black and you are purple. I know that the world champion makes the most money. I won the rumble. 29 others didn’t. So that means yes I have a shot but understand up front right now so we ain’t got no confusion later. I DO NOT LIKE YOU. Ruckus: I don’t like how people even be talking about you? Like you’ve actually done something..People talk about this Golden Bryce nigga like he done something. I walk into XPWEW Headquarters and they’ve replaced posters and walls of Jake Awesome and put you up. How many titles have you won 4? I’ve won the tag team titles here 7 times. And twice I’ve been an international champion so somebody tell me how you getting put up on the wall? Golden Bryce: I didn’t pay anybody. I didn’t ask. I come in, I clock into my job. I entertain this people. Some cheer me. Some boo me. But those who boo me can live with that and that’s fine. Cheer me, great I’ll fight for those people until I can’t anymore Ruckus: Nah nah homie that ain’t my point. See this company from within us rotted out. If they think they tryna replace Jake Awesome they are dead wrong. You are not Jake Awesome and don’t act like you ain’t tweet a year back, I’m the new Jake. You look up to that man, you can’t stand the fact that that man hates your guts. Your childhood hero. But you fooled impressionable losers like Shane McCoy and Troy Clausen and Micheal Bradford. You must be doing under the table work round here cause you really getting a lot handed to you. So now every week for a year you either happy to finally get the title or you all bummed out, ass dragging, sad ass McGee and shit bout you ain’t get this, you ain’t got that. Then you carry yourself like you just doing you nah. Jake Awesome carried his own weight. Jake Awesome is a man. Jake Awesome earned that. You and maybe no fault of you own shit I don’t know but you ain’t even the best in that locker room as a matter of fact you one of the sloppiest and basic cats they got in there. So no I don’t like this confidence you got. We got an elite locker room and you the face of it. That the biggest pile of bullshit I’ve ever seen. You ain’t even top 80 thus industry ever seen. Me? Hey I’ve never been world champion but I’ve never lost a Lockdown. That’s right pimp 3-0. You lost to Jake last year and yet your ass on the y’all building in Bassett. I understand they don’t wanna see me win but you ain’t got no self awareness and that’s why I wanna smack the shit out you right now Golden: Why don’t you try it I’ll drop you where you stand Ruckus: Haha I know you got a baby on the way but don’t be surprised when it’s dark skinned.... (ooooooh) Bryce: Gets up close to Ruckus’ forehead Ruckus: slaps Bryce The Set starts attacking Bryce at the back of his knees (((Bryce and Ruckus start brawling)) Eventually Ruckus gets the upper hand The Set joins in and now a 5 on 1 attack as The Set attack Bryce relentlessly Ruckus then takes off his sock and then Jordan hands him a “pool balls” Yes the debut of billiards balls. Ruckus shoves 2 in a sock and starts mercifully beating down Bryce with it Myron and Kotto drag Bryce to the corner they pull his legs between the turnbuckle and all jump off the top rope mule kicking the back of his head At the end of the assault Ruckus pulls off Bryce’s Jordan 2’s and utters “Oh we gon’ sell these junts on eBay” Bryce is left in the ring by himself and he slowly gets himself up like this Incredible Hulk transformation on his face as this match just got took to the next level. Bryce grabs his title and slowly limps back to the locker room without any shoes on because The Set stole them

M1: XPWEW Women’s World Championship Prisiclla Kelly (c) defeats All Woman w/ All Man

After the match Brian Lee comes down and Prisiclla fights Lee off with a kendo stick that typically is Kiera’s weapon of choice Kiera comes down with THE MOST OBVIOUS WIG OF ALL TIME to hide her newly bald hair Kiera cuts promo at ramp: Rematch clause bitch! Re clap Match You and me! LD!

Doxy Deity runs right past her and snatched the weave from the back of Kiera’s head as it snatches her bald and Kiera explodes fuming in anger as she tries to hide her scalp with her hands

“You bitch”

Doxy then runs in the ring and goes forehead to forehead with Priscilla and oh shit this rivalry runs deep remember the barbed wire massacre at Anarchy Rules 2019 Doxy points at the Lockdown sign and Prisiclla just punches her and we got an all out brawl Prisiclla and Doxy trade punches Until Brian Lee recovers and hits both of them with 9-1-1 Kiera runs in and grabs her weave and then laughs maniacally grabbing Prisiclla’s title “Mine!!!!! This is mine!”

Joe Gacy enters

Audrey Carbine enters

M2: DeathMatch (Very very bloody) ((((Match of the night))) Audrey Carbine defeats Joe Gacy

After the match the both have a middle finger pointed right at the other but Gacy says you’ve earned my respect and now we have the team of “Death Machines” formed right before our eyes after beating the hell out of each other Gacy has now agreed to teaming with Audrey Carbine and man what a unit

Promo: Mandy Leon cuts promo hyping up Gotch as a killer with no emotions Champagne responds to which Troy comes down with a contract for Lockdown and Champagne shakes it off and ignored him at ringside the whole match

1 on 1 M3: Simon Gotch w/ Mandy Leon defeats Champagne Clausen

Troy Clausen runs in and presses the pen to Champagne’s chest. Champagne grabs the pen and then starts poking Troy in his eyes with it. Ultimately after stabbing Troy multiple times in the face with the pen it sparks blood and Champagne gruesomely signs the contract in his father’s blood then gets a new pen and signs his name and just like that it’s official Champagne vs Troy Clausen Father vs Son in a No Holds Barred

Champagne: No more talk, No more games. I’m gonna Murder you on the 23rd slams mic

Backstage: All Man tells All Woman All Man: Well maybe he’s not gonna get that 2nd world title reign And maybe you just are going to get your first women’s title reign. But after watching them it makes me think Why not us! All Woman: Why not who? All Man: Us? Why not us? Look at Carbine and Gacy absolutely brutalized each other just to BE partners. We are peanut butter and jelly, were milk milk lemonade All Woman: I think that second one is wrong but you mean it? Me and you. tag team champions. All Man: Why not? All Woman: We gotta get a tag win under our belt tonight and I’m not wasting any more time being and after thought let’s go tell Romeo

1 on 1 M3: Jacques Dudley defeats Dragon Kid

Romeo Roselli: announcement: Alveno La Flare cuts a promo and says if Jacques can beat him next week the winner will challenge Jordan Oliver for the juniorweight title at lockdown

Alveno La Flare shakes his mentor’s Jacques hand at ringside

Jake Awesome enters in street clothes (first appearance on Pyro in 7 months)

Jake Awesome addresses Lotus Jake: If I knew I was gonna get eliminated by a girl in the Rumble I probably wouldn’t have came back but sadly guys I got news that New Line Cinema dropped the Captain Falcon project and I worked hard on it and maybe some day that film will see the light of day

Slayer enters Slayer: And the Oscar for biggest Hollywood failure is......Joseph Alfonso While you were gone in Hollywood drinking boxed water and injecting steroids into your jawline I was here and I was the XPWEW International Champion the whole time You nearly faded away into obscurity but you left on a loss, you left like a chump. I’ve always been here. The distinction between us was always neck and neck and deep down I always knew you were the weaker link despite any article you read or any opinion that wants to spout out the mouth. To me you’ve always been jealous To me you’ve done less but always gotten all the glory. It’s never what Slayer did for this promotion it’s always what “Jake” did oh Jake did this, Jake accomplished that. I’ve proved I WILL DIE to win in this ring You will leave it You’ll leave this industry and hope your little brother Casey might be able to do it well he’s been in developmental for a year and absolutely nothing Lotus on the other hand, My own daughter eliminated you from the rumble on Sunday. However I didn’t win I won’t the next best thing But in my mind my plan was to leave you broken When you left it was the larvae who derailed you not Hollywood, please don’t mislead the fans here I put you out on your ass and you came back and Lotus ended it for ya Lotus even wanted me to ask she wants you 1 on 1 next week Jake: And she’s got it Jake: All my career I’ve had to brush no pun intended there didn’t mean to press a “thorn” into your side. Slayer: shakes his head Jake: The Starven Family continues to haunt my career lol Lotus has a lot to say a little odd for you to be speaking for her, She’s an outspoken woman. She’s tough she wants to go toe to toe with the men here I respect that and I’ll grant her that but Joey me and you go back and you know better than else I can’t win in any circumstance and after I beat her Friday I wanna let you be on notice. I’m coming for you. Me and you we’ve never had that classic Lockdown match ever and I wanna do just that. But not really for your appeasement I want that points at International Championship I’ve never been the International Champion and online I see the posts, I see the memes that I’ll never be a Grand Slam champion well guess what I’m gonna do that I’m gonna chase that title and only that title So that’s a reminder that all the mind games you wanna trap in my way mean nothing and I will leave Lockdown 7 the XPWEW International Champion. Slayer: Times past bud, You don’t make the decisions around here. It’s over. They took down your murals, they took down Jake Awesome we don’t look to you as the leader anymore so ship up and shape up and get with the program you aren’t the captain anymore. And you’ve been gone so long you forgot the hierarchy that I make the decisions and I decide that you just go back home and let me do what I do. Just go home. Never come back. We were all so close to forgetting you anyway......

Tag Team Match M4: Jake Awesome & Leonard McGraw defeat Garrett Thompson and Slayer

Jake pins Slayer clean with the awesome bomb, buckshot combo assist from McGraw

After the match Lotus and Rosemary come down and Rosemary sprays mist in Jake’s eyes then Lotus puts him in a Helm Sharpshooter but McGraw grabs her off and nearly strikes her but doesn’t

Backstage: Siaka Lexoni talks to Robbie Williams “remember our old team, consider you an honorary member of The Set tonight” *Robbie smiles puts outs the shirt on

Robbie Williams enters

Golden Bryce enters

1 on 1 M5: Golden Bryce defeats Robbie Williams

Interference from Myron Reed as he hits Bryce with his own title belt immediately after the match. Ruckus who’s smoking a blunt inhales and exhales on Bryce’s face Ruckus sets up smoking his bleezy in the corner Myron sets up a table

And Myron, Kotto, Jordan and Lexoni all pick a leg or arm of Bryce and hoist him up collectively in the air and Bryce crashes through the table

Ruckus just watches as he smokes his blunt against the turnbuckle

Ruckus ashes out the blunt on Bryce’s chest and then hits a cocky pin on him as The Set pose around him and Jordan Oliver takes photos for Instagram

Show Ends

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XPWEW Xtreme Rumble 2020 (4-26-2020)

XPWEW Xtreme Rumble 2020 April 26th 2020 Denver, Colorado Denver Coliseum

SHOW OPENS WITH PYROTECHNICS

We are introduced to tonight’s commentary team of Kaitlyn Khaos and Nick Simmonds and they run down the card and explain the importance that is the Xtreme Rumble match and it gives the winner a golden ticket to be in the main event of the biggest event in XPWEW history: Lockdown 7 on May 23rd, 2020 in the platinum shimmering city of Dubai on the waterfront now let’s kick it over to James Westerbeck at ringside bell rings

James Westerbeck: The following contest is a TABLES MATCH! The rules of this contest are You must put you opponent through a table!

Joe Gacy enters holding both tag team titles (Commentary explains how this match came to be, When Solomon Nasty appeared plucked from nowhere and wanted to be Joe Gacy’s tag team champion partner despite not impressing Gacy for the last month on Friday Night Pyro and now the ultimate challenge awaits Soloman, Gacy’s favorite matchup. A tables match.

Solomon Nasty enters

Tables Match 1 on 1 M1: Joe Gacy defeats Solomon Nasty

General Manager Romeo Roselli enters and walks down to ringside turns the corner and walks up to the timekeeper and grabs both Tag Team Titles. Gacy looks perplexed and a bit heated.

Romeo Roselli: Joe it’s been 30 days since Brodie Croyle was injured and you were asked at my discretion I’ll admit, you were unable to find a tag team partner so I am going to be stripping you of the XPWEW Tag Team Championships! (Crowd yells)

Gacy: Why.....Why...Where are the articles of confederation when you need them (shuffling trying to grab the belts tucked in Romeo’s left arm)

Romeo: But Joe I’m not leaving you in the dark. As successful and Plagueground was for the past 6 months that era must come to an end, pending injury and inability to find a replacement but Joe. I’m a fair GM. You are in line for these belts, That’s right Joe I’m making you the Number One Contender! BUT I took the liberty upon myself to find you a replacement because since YOU can’t seem to do that. I did it for you. So meet your new tag team partner

Audrey Carbine enters

((Joe Gacy blows the hair out of his face kinda groaning at the thought of Audrey being his new tag team partner))

((Joe Gacy jerks the mic out of Romeo’s hand))

Joe Gacy: THIS? She’s a woman, She’s weak, She’s vulnerable and to me, a wrestler who has applied his craft all over the world!! This is an insult To me and No, No I will

((Audrey Carbine power walks right up to Gacy’s face))

Audrey Carbine: “Shut up Pussy” (crowd ooohs))

Audrey Carbine: “I was a highly ranked official in the American Army for 8 years and I served four tours in iRaq while you sat on your ass playing Modern Warfare (crowd oohs again) I’m not too excited on being your partner myself but I’ve been itching for a fight since I got here and you’ve just been itching for relevancy Joe admit it (crowd oohs) The Tag Team division in xpwew is weak and that’s one trait that I’m not. So you’re either gonna hate me or you’re gonna tolerate me but together we’re gonna be The Death Machines

Joe Gacy: “Audrey, you .....I gotta singles career to focus tonight in the Xtreme Rumble” (crowd reacts mixed)

Backstage Segment: Troy Clausen standing with two unnamed women (just pretty faces to spin the tumbler) Troy Clausen: Ladies tonight my son Champagne Clausen is going to be entering at the number 29 right? Lol yeah we’ll See I hired this other guy named (gibberish)

The Set walks in (Myron, Kotto and Jordan) Jordan: “Woahhh T-Roy Clausen Whatup Dogg Troy: “Vibin’ pimps, Vibin’” Jordan: Myron? Myron: Yessir! Jordan: Tonight is one of them special nights you know cause look at the probability Me, You, Kotto, Ruckus we got 4 chances of winning this whole shit and turning Lockdown to SetDown Kotto: Aha! I mean how they gon’ act when young Kotto Brazil pull up and win the rumble you feel me, I see the hate tho I love it love (The Set all joking around) Jordan:

(((Jacques Dudley waltzes in and just goes straight to picking his number and before he’s about to leave))) Jordan: Oh look who it is, Croissant Dudley LOL you grabbing another number for D-Von (The Set snickering) Jacques: Hmm Nice joke Ellen, You giving away a car next? Jordan: Man Shut your punk ass up before I slap you around in that ring tonight Busta ((Myron and Kotto react to their numbers with a “Meh so so” reaction)) Myron and Kotto: What you got J? What you got? Jordan: ((((I don’t know,,,Nah nah nah Jacques you trade me?)))) Jacques: ppfft trades numbers (((Both open at the same time)) Jacques reacts “WOW Thanks Jordan, see ya out there Jordan: (under his breath: Pfft Fuck outta my face) Myron and Kotto looking over his shoulder Jordan opens up his number ((Myron and Kotto start looking at each other )))( Jordan: Maaaaan this whole shit whack man what damn number he then then? Man shit The Set walks away Tumbler Girl #1: Wow what number did he get? Troy: 4 Tumbler Girl #2: How do you know? Troy: Magic

Jacques Dudley enters

Jordan Oliver enters with Siaka Lexoni

XPWEW Juniorweight Championship 1 on 1 M2: Jordan Oliver def. Jacques Dudley

After one hellacious closing back and forth of reversals Jordan turning Jacquesms spinwill armdrag into a tombstone piledriver for the 1-2-3 and Jordan Oliver is still the xpwew Juniorweight champion

Backstage Segment:

Garrett Thompson and Ethan Bedlam are in their reading their numbers and Slayer walks in with Rosemary and Lotus

Troy: Not gonna speak Slayer Slayer: looks at Troy and leaves

Leonard McGraw enters bumping Slayer’s shoulder intentionally Leonard: Is something funny? Garrett: Yeah as a matter of fact it is, Look at you walking in here lookin bloody ridiculous with that stupid hat Leonard: You don’t like my hat? Garrett: Well quite frankly Leo its a bit worn out it looks like a damn travesty, What is that a fish hook? You are one putrid Longfellow Leonard: I like to fish. I like to hunt. I like Wayne Newton. Is that a problem? Garrett: I don’t care what you do in your spare time living in a trailer park Leonard: Garrett Thompson you big sum bitch. I said I like to hunt. I don’t play games. You are game. You, Ethan Bustass over there you’re game. Y’all some bucks to me. 10 pointer and he’s bout a 4 pointer. I’m looking for ya out there in the rumble and I’m taking your sorry ass out of misery because it’s open season on the xpwew locker room and I’m fixing to cook something to eat. Now Garrett what’s so funny....... Leonard and Garrett lock eyes ((Garrett walks away)) ((Leonard McGraw grabs a number and winks at the tumbler girls) Leonard: Now What the fuck we got going on, Are any good numbers left Stretch? Troy: Gotta be something Leonard Leonard: Ah shit ima just dig down in the bottom and grab two of these here and let you pretty ladies pick one of em’ which one darling? ((Tumbler Girl #2 picks the left)) Leonard: “Oh sweet Jesus this better be a good one. If it’s bout 25 I’ll kiss ya on the lips let me see ((Opens number) Leonard: Fuck! Godamnit to hell. (Leonard locks the number back up and throws it back in the tumbler) (Leonard storms off) Troy looks pissed he ruined the sanctity of this rumble

Brutus The Barber Beefcake enters with a staff worker pushing the chair and barber shop utensils down to ringside

James Westerbeck: The following contest is for the xpwew women’s championship and it will be contested in a Hair Match The winner of this match will shave the loser’s hair bald

Prisiclla Kelly enters

Kiera Hogan with Brian Lee enters

XPWEW World Women’s Championship Hair vs Hair 1 on 1 M3: Prisiclla Kelly defeats Kiera Hogan

AND NEW!!!!! Xpwew Women’s Champion Prisiclla Kelly!

After the match Brian Lee tries to grab Kiera and escape but Priscilla is able to rub him down and grab the kendo stick used against her earlier in the match and whack Brian Lee at the knees then repeatedly whack him across the back until he pleas up the ramp

Brutus The Barber Beefcake secures Kiera Hogan at ringside who’s kicking and screaming to squirm her way out of this Prisiclla taunts with Brutus’ shears and then cuts a huge chunk of Kiera’s weave The Prisiclla takes her time cutting big chunks with small scissors for a while (((Is Kiera Hogan crying?))) Prisiclla then takes the heavy duty hair clippers and does a streak down the middle of Kiera’s head and we now see scalp of the former women’s champ ((Kiera screaming)) Prisiclla then quickly keeps going over and over until Kiera is left bald

Priscilla grabs her title and laughs up the ramp

Brutus let’s Kiera go Kiera is sobbing uncontrollably and doing a fit at ringside and during her rage she grabs a hold of Nick Simmonds shirt and says “This is your fa-ha ha ha hault”

Ad: Golden Bryce BANG Energy

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We swing it back to commentary and Kaitlyn Khaos reviews what we’ve seen tonight from Joe Gacy being stripped of the tag team titles and Audrey Carbine being appointed by GM Romeo Roselli as his new partner then we seen Jordan Oliver and Jacques Dudley tear the house down and we just witness Kiera Hogan being humiliated by Prisiclla Kelly as she lost her title then was shaved BALD and coming up next to world heavyweight champion Golden Bryce just has one more hurdle to cross and he will be going into Lockdown for the 2nd year in a row as world champion

VIDEO PACKAGE : All Man vs Golden Bryce feud history

All Man with All Woman enters

Golden Bryce enters

XPWEW World Heavyweight Championship 1 on 1 M4: Golden Bryce (c) defeats All Man w/ All Woman

((All Man put up a fight and didn’t come across as weak as he did during their Flirting With Disaster PPV match last February the match ended when All Man had to match in his favor but when on the to rope looking for a Super-Plex he hyperextended his leg and landed on the ropes completely falling crotch first between the ropes (he oddly backed himself up to about the middle). All Man stood straddling the ropes with his crotch there long enough for Bryce to regain composure jump off the top rope and hit a very very awkward crooked version of the 6 rings. All Man gets untangled in the ropes and Bryce gets up yanks him out the ropes and pins him 1-2-3 Odd finish, Unique finish but the crowd really was expecting a kick out so the response was delayed. Just a weird match

AND STILL XPWEW WORLD CHAMPION: GOLDEN BRYCE

M5: Ruckus wins XPWEW 2020 Xtreme Rumble Match

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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (4-24-2020)

Friday Night Pyro #423

April 24th, 2020

Los Angeles, California

The Barracks

Show Intro

Nick Simmonds in the ring for the contract signing for Sunday’s women’s title match

Opening Segment: XPWEW Women’s Champion Kiera Hogan enters with her bodyguard 911 Brian Lee Kiera: I’m tired of being overlooked. I’m very very close to being the longest reigning women’s champion in company history and now I’m not concerned with that as much. I’m more concerned about ripping the hair out of Priscilla Kelly’s skull 1 by 1 and pluck them until I see scalp

Prisiclla Kelly enters Prisiclla Kelly: I’ll be cordial and mind my manners tonight but I’d like you to meet my master of ceremonies for our hair match this Sunday at the Xtreme Rumble

💈 Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake enters Brutus Beefcake: Whether it’s Kiera! Or Priscilla! I have no problem cutting the hair off with my trusty shears!!!! Just please and I mean please...don’t break my precious barber shop window

Prisiclla signs

Kiera signs

Golden Bryce enters Bryce: (@ Prisiclla & Kiera) Much respect to you young women and I wish you the best of luck Sunday. I also wanna wish the best of luck to the All Man and the winner of the rumble match. But tonight I’m a fighting champion and I will continue to fight and that’s why tonight I’m calling my shot and I wanna give this young man a chance. Tonight. Based Fabian. Bring it. One on One. Get it! Got it!? Good drops mic

All Man & All Woman enters All Man: Bryce no. Nope. Don’t do this..... All Woman: Golden Bryce. Do not try to skip on the importance that is the biggest rematch of the decade! Between you and The All Man. The highly contested rematch from Flirting With Disaster is on! I don’t like the tone of you making challenges to guys like Based Fabian when you have a world title defense against a former world champ this Sunday Kiera Hogan: Uhmmm All Woman? SKSKSKSKSKSKKS Emma? Emmalina?

Kiera Hogan mocks Emma’s WWE taunt Kiera: (@ All Woman) Tenille Dashwood. You are a pretty face.,, but that’s about it? Consider this a reminder to stay in your lane sis, be a valet! Be a manager! Understand you don’t have champion blood like me and Bryce do Bryce: **looking at Kiera like “what? Huh? - keep me outta this mess” Bryce: (@ Kiera) Uhmm Sis......This ain’t my business it’s between you and...All a dem. To All Man. To Mike Mondo I wish you luck. Take your vitamins, Say a prayer I’ll see you in the ring Sunday and May the best man win extends hand All Man: ((Looks at it)) Prisiclla: Um COVID 19? You two should just elbow bump... (((All Man and Bryce hesitate but then they reluctantly elbow bump))

AD: ((RIP to wrestling t-shirt company Barber Shop Window who closed down today))

Ad: Lockdown 7 is in 29 days

1 on 1 M1: Audrey Carbine defeats Lola Starr via submission (Art of Ballistics)

After the match (Audrey sweating heavily. “FEED ME EVERYTHING” ((pushes cameraman)

Interview: Troy Clausen with Freight Train James Westerbeck: Troy Clausen tonight Champagne takes on Jacques Dudley! Your thoughts? Troy: Well these two know each other very well, In fact I know them very well. One is like a son to me, even tho we had our differences I respect him now after seeing him grow and progress:) The other is Champagne Clausen. And once Mandy Leon’s beast! Mandy Leon’s “MARAUDER” takes him out in the Rumbke I think he should do the right thing and drop that last name of his, and if not.....I’ve been know To make magic happen

1 on 1 M2: Jacques Dudley defeats Champagne Clausen Unbelievable Matchup right here

After the match TROY CLAUSEN on the Titan-Tron “Champagne. Pop a bottle or two after that fat LOSS. Speaking of LOSS. 29 competitors will taste defeat thus Sunday in the rumble and how apt, your entry number is Number .29 LOL funny how life works. Beware of number 30 because I’m proud to announce that I’ve just purchased Freight Train’s number! His favorite number! Freight Train: It’s Six Troy: HAHAHAHHAA Yup

Backstage: 4 way screen of Ruckus, Leonard, GT and Slayer (((They are being presented here by commentary as the big 4 top picks to win the 2020 Xtreme Rumble match))) Kaitlyn Khaos: and tonight the ‘Big 4’ here will wage ware in a Fatal 4 Way tonight

Interview with Ruckus (James Westerbeck) The Set hyping him up: Ruckus: April 26th. 30 motherfuckers gonna line up and only 1 can win. Main event the biggest event in the shit that’s LD7 World title match, on the line when it matters And this matters I like money I know winning a match like this puts me in a money play. I’m talking bankrolls B And I’m a grown man and I’ll be damn if I let a nigga test me for some bread so if you crust ass bum niggas, dirty niggas wanna take money out my pockets That’s taking food out of my kids mouths I have 7 kids and I feed them that is my make of a man Do NOT take food off my kids plate Do NOT take MY MONEY Because Ruckus is worth more HERE And Ruckus is worth more anywhere Industry don’t like me, Nobody like me The Set, Live by the set, rep the set, die for the set I want the most money. On God I get what I want. Let’s go y’all

1 on 1 M3: All Man w/ All Woman defeats Myron Reed w/ Kotto Brazil & Jordan Oliver

Reed going for his 450 Splash but All Man gets the knees up and then scores the pinfall off of Myron’s rookie mistake and All Man gathers momentum going into his title match against Golden Bryce this Sunday

Backstage: Golden Bryce watching on tv ((Leonard McGraw walks in)) Bryce: You don’t know how to knock? Leonard? Knock? There’s a cameraman in here Dummy (((Bryce and Leonard break 4th wall and give smirk directly in the camera))) Bryce: Good luck tonight Leonard: Luck is for losers Bryce: Well break a leg out there kid Leonard: Oh is that what you’d want? Me to break my leg? What so you’ll *Make Me A Wish Bryce: smirks Bryce: Fine. I’ll cut to the chase and neglect the cliches Leonard: Don’t be cliche with me boy. As a matter of fact don’t be fake with me. Look me in the eye and tell me what you really wanna say Bryce: Okay...I hope you win the Xtreme Rumble Sunday night. I really really do because I know we’ve never been across the ring from one another but a few times back in 2018 when I was teaming with Brodie Croyle and you were with Dennis McGraw RIP HARRY LARRY But 1 on 1 I got your number and I’d love to see you win the rumble and give your BEST shot on the grandest stage of them all Leonard: Hmm you ever heard of that cliche “Be careful what you wish for? Cause ya just might get it”? Bryce: stares Leonard: Welp boy, Get it....Got it.....Good Lol and stop giving me that stupid look on your face (chuckles) God Damn boy

1 on 1 XPWEW World Title (not on the line) M4: Golden Bryce defeats Based Fabian

((Golden Bryce joins commentary Kaitlyn Khaos briefly congratulates him on his wife’s pregnancy and reveals they are expecting a son very soon ))

Slayer, Lotus and Rosemary enter

Garrett Thompson and Ethan Bedlam enter

Leonard McGraw enters

Ruckus with Siaka Lexoni enters

Fatal Four Way Rules: 1 fall wins the match

M5: Ruckus vs Leonard McGraw vs Garrett Thompson vs Slayer

(GT and McGraw cancel each other out brawling into the concession stand area and bathroom of the arena)

Ruckus wins after a back and forth contest and after multiple roll up reversals Ruckus wins the fray between him and Slayer and barely squeaks out a win Ruckus pins Slayer for the win

Jordan Oliver, Myron Reed and Kotto Brazil come down and give props to their leader of “The Set” ((Jordan, Myron and Kotto Clown around basically classic bullying Nick Simmonds at the booth)) ((Siaka Lexoni is loudly boosting about Ruckus sounds like Don King a bit)) ((Ruckus grabs the camera and talks into it)) Ruckus: “Everybody, All you kids that’s watching right now go thru ya Momma purse and find her debit card and write down the 16 numbers on the front, the dates and the 3 numbers on the back and send that shit to me hahhahhahahahaga On God, On The Set. Wet round the neck, Slat Slat”

Show Ends

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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (4-17-2020)

XPWEW Friday Night Pyro #422 April 17th, 2020 Los Angeles, California The Barracks

Opening Segment:

Leonard McGraw enters “On April 26th I see 29 others. I see 29 pathetic sodomites pissing their damn pants at the idea they gotta fight me. Well I’ve been in fights before and I ain’t scared to fight again and if any sorry son of a Bitch think they got the guts to tell me I’m done then they need a god damn reality check. Golden Bryce.... Golden Bryce? What exactly makes you golden boy? Cause all I smelled last week was a trail a piss running down your damn leg. I sensed fear. I smelled fear. Then you opened your damn lips and said “I’m the world champion” Turns out I was just smelling bullshit -Golden Bryce enters Spills typical babyface rhetoric Leonard: You got that pretty piece of hardware up in your shoulder there. Lot of gold. What kinda wood is that Cherry? Oak? Pine? Bamboo? Did I say something funny? Cause like I said from the beginning next Sundey I will win the rumble match. I will look you in them beety little eyes and as far as I’m considered son. . .

The Set enters Siaka gives Ruckus a epic entrance on the mic Ruckus: McGriddle you must new around here nigga. If you wanna call your spots you better call them shits early. But homie last week I said I was winning the rumble and I’m gonna SET my claim and main event Lockdown 7

Garrett Thompson enters with Ethan Bedlam Garrett Thompson: You blokes must’ve bumped ya bloody heads together. If anyone is gonna main event Lockdown it’s me. See in 2013 I did just that at Lockdown 5 and now I’m making my way back but Leonard McGraw I’m gonna do it over your dead boy smiles Bryce: You wanna back that up? Ethan Bedlam: You wanna fight? Leonard McGraw: Can y’all just shut your damn traps. Ruckus I respect what you do in this ring and I.... Garrett Thompson: Hey! Hey! Hey! Don’t overlook me? That’s a sign of weakness McGraw... Leonard McGraw: Bryce give me a beat (Golden Bryce smiling shaking his head) snaps ^fangers Ethan Bedlam and GT. fingers in they ass - Crumpets and Tea. Get in this ring and you’ll see. Hit you with my buckshot D-E-A-D Hahahahahaha well that was rap wouldn’t it? Jordan Oliver you silly sum bitch you look like Ellen Degeneres put a god damn shirt on boy Siaka Lexoni? Lexoni? What is that tired? You’ve been around a while ain’t ya boy? I can tell I see the tread marks on your damn face. Look at ya Butch Reed? What exactly Natural about you son? Myron: it’s Myron..It’s Myron Reed Leonard: Oh my bad my bad. Butch must be Jordan cause he looks like he’s on Queer Street and liking it. Calm down Kotto B. Ware [[[SEGMENT OF THE FUCKIN YEAR RIGHT HERE]]]]

Kaitlyn Khaos & Nick Simmonds on commentary inform us tonight’s main event!

Golden Bryce will team up with Leonard McGraw to take on Ethan Bedlam & Garrett Thompson

Alveno La Flare enters

Jacques Dudley enters *They shake hands before they begin 1 on 1 M1: Jacques Dudley defeats Alveno La Flare

PROMO! All Man will enact his XPWEW world title rematch against Golden Bryce at the Xtreme Rumble. All Man:

Backstage: James Westerbeck tries to get an interview with Kiera Hogan and cant get around her security guard 911 Brian Lee Eventually Kiera opens the door and says that Priscilla is a bitch for messing with her hair last week but that’s fine because she’s challenging her to a hair vs hair match at Xtreme Rumble. “This isn’t about my title, you’ve made it personal. Period”

Joe Gacy on commentary (((Commentary recaps what’s transpired between Gacy trying to find Croyle’s replacement as tag team champion and we take a look at the last 2 weeks of try-hard Solomon Nasty)))

Solomon Nasty enters

Slayer, Rosemary & Lotus enters

M2: 1 on 1 XPWEW International Title (not on the line) Slayer w/ Lotus & Rosemary defeats Solomon Nasty

Joe Gacy challenges Solomon Nasty to a tables match at Xtreme Rumble shoves mic onto him. Cause I got a partner and I’m gonna reveal that partner after I make an example out of you next Sunday.

XPWEW Women’s Title (not on the line) 1 on 1 M3: Kiera Hogan (c) w/ Brian Lee defeats [[Jobber]] Melanie Weister

After the match: Prisiclla Kelly with some hair clippers starts wildly and manically shaving the head of this jobber talent Melanie Weister as a warning to Women’s Champion Kiera Hogan ahead of their HAIR vs HAIR match next Sunday at the 2020 Xtreme Rumble

Backstage: Golden Bryce putting on his knee pads and adjusting ring gear; Leonard McGraw approaches him. Leonard: I know out there it was all jokes, Hey I can be a funny guy. But when the cards are down and the chips are in I’m here for one reason and that’s to be the world heavyweight champion...inhales cause a great man once said if you don’t wanna be world champion then why the fuck are you here. I say piss on everyone else and get what you want. Tonight we’re a team but not really. slaps his bicep

*Winner will get the “best” number in the Xtreme Rumble 1 on 1 M4: Champagne Clausen defeats Jake “The Boy Scout” Manning

slow applause Troy Clausen and Freight Train (holding Lockdown 7 contract) Troy: Bravo Curtis. You’ve won the”best” number in the Rumble. But you should really call it the best AVAILABLE number because son ive hired someone and I myself have purchased #30...

Mandy Leon enters Mandy: Troy kisses her hand My client is a Marauder. A raider. A highwayman and the road to Lockdown be damned. Champagne consider yourself warned ;) -Mandy Leon exits Troy: She’s pretty huh and Curtis your fiancé is beautiful as well. Hell Tonight I was suppose to be interviewed by Mrs. Khaos (((Camera shows Kaitlyn Khaos hiding her face looking a bit embarrassed)) Troy: Hey Kaitlyn you’re welcome for your job. Glad to see you are two faced for seeing what he did to me for the past 6 months yet you remained silent. I know you knew about it you snake in the grass Kaitlyn Khaos: He’s out of line, this isn’t my business. Nick Simmonds comforts her a bit to ease the tension Champagne: Dad Shut you mouth and eat you mush. If you keep pushing me, now you’ve pushed my fiancé. I don’t care what vanilla midget she’s behind but he’s gonna have one hell of a lackluster debut. And as for Troy Clausen. You are an attention seeker. You are a clout chaser and I’m not gonna let you use your Memphis-ass promo on my family. My new family. If you so much as mention her again I’ll do more than put you to sleep Troy: You wanna play hardball. Then I’ll play. Just don’t injure your hand in the rumble. I want you to be able to sign this contract after :)....

Ethan Bedlam enters

Garrett Thompson enters

Leonard McGraw enters

Golden Bryce enters

Main Event Tag Team Match 2 on 2 M5: Leonard McGraw & Golden Bryce defeat Garrett Thompson & Ethan Bedlam

. Bryce is in position lying in wait to hit Bedlam with his 6 Rings spear but out of camera view McGraw blind tags Bryce jumps over the rope does a spin and basically hits a “Tornado”. version of the Buckshot clothesline for the 1-2-3

Bryce and McGraw celebrate the win in their own ways separately. McGraw then extends his right hand for Golden Bryce to shake but then hits a classic “too slow” and then rolls out the ring and walks up the ramp without looking back with a sly grin on his face. Bryce then looks down knowing he “got, got”. Leonard talking to camera: I didn’t come hear to make friends (incoherent dialogue) ((Bryce pounds his chest and screams with the title above his head)) Show ends

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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (4-3-2020)

Friday Night Pyro #420 April 3rd, 2020 Los Angeles, CA The Barracks

Opening Segment: Golden Bryce says Blitzkrieg was a success NOW ON TO THE RUMBLE....

Leonard McGraw enters with Ryu McGraw to Bryce: “And I plan on winning that Xtreme Rumble match in just 3 weeks and any piss pants punk in the back can file back cause come April 26th brother I’m coming for ya...

Alveno enters “Who’s to say I don’t have a chance to shock the world”

Leonard to Alveno “You wanna back that up kid”

GT and Bedlam enters “Leo you got more problems considering saving your bollocks. Last Sunday at Blitzkrieg you won that cage match within an inch of your life. You should be more concerned about me

Leonard signals GT “Get your finger out of Ethan’s ass. Cause Garrett I’m fixing to fight you right now c’mon son take your best shot”

GT to Leonard “Perhaps later”

Bryce “Perhaps you take your best shot against me. Because Garrett you know in this business and lately you’ve been beating around the bush with Leonard McGraw so I say this in this locker room you either act tough or talk tough and you a pussy

OHHHHHHHHHHHH SHITTTTTTT

Mandy Leon consort promo “The roaring 20’s-esq promo”

1 on 1 Non-Title / Exhibition Match M1: Golden Bryce defeats Garrett Thompson w/ Bedlam

Bedlam interference consistently but smarty Bryce avoids many of his antics. Referee Kevin Madrox officiates it well and doesn’t completely blind himself like the typical ref spot. He continuously is catching Bedlam off guard before he does heelish tactics. GT is able to get upper hand on Bryce for a long time so much so that commentary points out “Garrett Thompson a former Lockdown main event himself. Main evented Lockdown 5 unsuccessfully but despite never being a world champion GT has always remained IN THE HUNT. And a win over Bryce tonight can put him in that position; potentially in 3 weeks at the Rumble” Finish: GT is setting up Bryce for the Wasteland. But in the follow-through of the maneuver Bryce is able to cradle GT in for a crucifix roll-up for the 1-2-3 Bryce defeats Garrett Thompson After the match GT Irate calls for a “2” towards the ref. Bryce hits the 6 rings on him for good measure. And just like that the world champion is on nothing but a positive momentum swing as we treach toward the rumble.

After the match Leonard McGraw runs down to the ring and “gets a piece of GT’s ass” Bedlam tried to evade him but Leonard tosses Bedlam right over the top rope to the outside and then Lou Thez press on GT, punches him and then GT rolls out the ring. McGraw then all hype backs up into Bryce’s chest and turns around quick and fake him out with a Buckshot clothesline ONLY a fakie. Bryce DID NOT flinch and McGraw nods his head up and down then points up 3 fingers as to signal just 3 more Pyro’s until the Rumble. Then he points up at the Lockdown 7 sign.

Camera follows Bryce from the ring, up the ramp and even behind the curtain.

The Set is chilling right behind the curtain smoking weed “as ya do” Ruckus, Jordan Oliver, Myron Reed, Kotto Brazil, Siaka Lexoni & Chrissy Rivera Jordan Oliver to Bryce: Hah! Nice roll up champ. Bryce: It wasn’t pretty but it was a win Jordan: Yeah it was a win but c’mon I’m undefeated. You’ve lost a couple bucko. 2020 is the year of The Set. 2020 is my year. And in just 3 weeks I’m gonna throw out all those clowns and I’m gonna unify our titles pimp Myron & Kotto: laughing Ruckus: gets up from chair and looks Bryce up and down** psssk let’s get outta here Bryce: What? Ruckus: looks Bryce up and down again Bryce: What’s wrong Ruckus? If you don’t talk, I’ll talk to this talkative punk Jordan Oliver: Me? Bryce: Yeah..I don’t have the authority to unify titles. I certainly wouldn’t classify myself a “Junior”weight. So how bout this junior, take on the heavyweight. Champion. And we’ll see how long your solid that undefeated streak of yours is. Jordan Oliver: You want me? Your own. I just think it’s a bad marketing move to do the Lockdown main event next week but that’s cool. You and me. 1 on 1. Juniorweight champ vs Heavyweight champ. Bryce: And by the way “The Set” your welcome to be at ringside to play cheerleader for Jordan. Just know that if you step in my ring during the match. As soon as I see some ass I’m kicking it. Get it. (Looks at Myron) Got it. (Looks at Kotto) Good. (Looks at Ruckus)

Bryce walks off The Set stares at him walking off (((Clustered talking))) “Fuck that nigga” “Lame ass Busta” “Green Bryce lookin ass”

M2: Tag Team Action! Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil w/ Jordan Oliver defeat 3M3 (wearing 3M protective facemasks)

(((Ruckus and Lexoni on commentary put over Myron, Kotto & Jordan)))

Backstage: Amy Lee knocking on Kiera Hogan’s Dressing Room door. “Are you ready?” Kiera: I can’t open the door... Amy: I’m coming in Kiera: I need help... Amy: Ok I’m coming in (Kiera Hogan is screaming with both hands stuck to her weave not natural hair (not a weave that she typically sports) Amy: are you gonna put your hands down? Kiera: That bitch Priscilla has put glue all over my weave and now I can’t remove it from my hands. Amy: our match is next we gotta go Kiera: no no no no no I can’t no no no Amy: Oh yeah the title, I’ll hold your belt for you (Amy Lee practically pushing Kiera Hogan down the hallway) Amy: Champion’s don’t take breaks Kiera: that is the un-truest statement ever

Tag Team Action! (Kiera Hogan not in ring gear with hands glued to her head (on apron most of match, can’t tag in)

M3: Prisiclla & Doxy defeat Amy Lee & Kiera Hogan (c)

*comedy match with spots revolving around Kiera Hogan not being able to use her hands since they were glued meticulously by Priscilla when she put on her weave *Priscilla and Doxy have had a barbed-wire massacre match in the past so seeing them team up for once they weren’t very chummy but both have a grudge to settle with Kiera now

Finish: Priscilla hits osteoporosis on Amy Lee for the win and after the match Kiera is able grab her title and scram once she un-glues her hands but her weave is still stuck so she has just a basket use for hands. “I’m gonna finish you once and for all you tramp” *Doxy standing side by side in the ring with Priscilla *Doxy grabs the mic “Prisiclla tonight we were a team but there aren’t women’s tag titles In this promotion. So we are not friends. I’m looking at one thing. My women’s championship. Priscilla: Well I’m looking a two things. A bimbo with her hands glued. And the women that took that title from me. I’m not friends with ANYONE. Bite me

*Backstage: [Pre-Recorded Promo] ((Looks to be inside of a car)) Rosemary and Lotus with Slayer Slayer: 30. 30 dived by half is 15. 15 in 3rds becomes 5. And just like the lotus blossom. You can pluck it away 1 by 1 by 1 by1.........then that petal remains. That petal will always be remembered. In 3 weeks. I am that petal. And my seed is another. I’m not a betting man. But betting odds. Lotus or myself main eventing the biggest event in XPWEW history. I’m just waiting. I don’t have anything to prove.....

In Ring Segment: (((Joe Gacy needs to find a tag team partner worthy of being champion with him since Brodie Croyle is injured His first trial: Soloman Nasty

Tag Team Action! M4: Joe Gacy & “Soloman Nasty” defeat 2 jobber local talents Bully Jaxon & “Mr. Insane Replay”

After the match Joe Gacy gives Soloman Nasty a “thumbs up” Nasty smiles Gacy then gives a “thumbs down” and pounces Nasty Gacy then sets up a table in the ring and presses him through it Joe Gacy: “I guess Soloman Nasty isn’t Plagueground material and isn’t worthy of being my tag team champion partner” *lifts Soloman Nasty up and slams the microphone on his head! EMTs didn’t even bother helping the jobber Soloman Nasty tonight here folks

Main Event! 3 Way Match (first fall wins) Leonard McGraw defeats All Man & Slayer

Finish occurs when Slayer gets thrown to the outside. All Man is getting momentum he’s going crazy shaking the ropes but off the ropes on the other side of the ring BOOM! TEXTBOOK TITAN TRON LEVEL Leonard annihilates All Man with a CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL aka “The Buckshot” Leonard McGraw picks up the WIN by pinning the All Man

IN RING SEGMENT: James Westerbeck: Ladies & Gentlemen for the first time speaking in over 6 months. Troy Clausen

Champagne Clausen enters

Champagne about to speak...

Troy Clausen enters

“Troy: Well, dont look at me like I’m fricken Frankenstein you don’t wanna give me a hug. That’s fine. I don’t want it. 6 months ago I got into the ring for the first time and I got my ass handed to me. And since then that man hasn’t won a match huh huh (Hi Jacques, how ya doing) In those months we’ll we’ve entered a new decade. Kobe Bryant passed away. Terrible. Corona Virus has changed the everyday world, as we know it. Jacques Dudley has a losing streak...Jake Awesome doesn’t even work here anymore. Golden Bryce won a match on PPV. Champagne: I was the World HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION Troy: Yeah well I didn’t see it Champagne: I was Troy: Oh yeah you were, but not the Curtis Clausen I knew. Before you won that title 45 minutes before I was incapacitated. You were different. And then when you seen I was going to make a full recovery I was told you amped my meds? You amped up my dosage? How is that legal? You won that title and you became vindictive, vengeful, hateful, mean, calculating, heartless, relentless and god damned GUTERRRRAL .......Just like me! :) But Curtis you’ll never be evil as me :) You’ll never be as good at bein one VILE SON OF A BITCH LIKE ME! You’ll always be...a Troy. Clausen wannabe. You took me out of the picture because you wanted to be the center of attention well now you got it. You got it. I like it You know why? Cause I would have done the same DAMN THING!!!! But now your times up. Freight Train told me everything. But now I’m awake and I don’t care what title you won, you are a pissant. You couldn’t keep me down! And I love it! I love it! Vindictive! Calculated. Vile. You tried but Damnit son lol I’m just a whole lot better at it Now look at ya You got no title You have no sedated father Where’s all the attention you wanted Well that’s fine cause you’ve paid yourself an ass whooping And this means I got one more chance to beat the fuck outta you Champagne: You won’t Troy: Oh I won’t SLAPS CHAMPAGNE ((Champagne tackles troy and punches him repetitively over and over. ((Troy just Eats all those punches)) Troy laying on mat on his back: You got nothing.. heavily breathing ((Champagne looks under the ring and grabs a Singapore Cane)) Troy: Do it. Do it you Jagaloon Champagne: thwaks .......again.........again....then hits Troy on the back about 6 times (((Champagne goes back to punching Troy on the head over and over until blood is spilled and Troy has a crimson mask just flowing from his forehead (( Champagne un-do’s his tie and leaves the ring )) Troy: You and me...Lockdown Seven Champagne: mouthing since he has no microphone “I’ll be doing the main event” Troy: No heavily breathing I’ll make damn you won’t..... Camera zooms in on a bloody crimson masked smiling Troy Clausen SHOW ENDS

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XPWEW Blitzkrieg 2020 (3-29-2020)

XPWEW BLITZKRIEG 2020 March 29th, 2020 Los Angeles, California The Barracks

Show Hype Package between Bryce, All Man and Champagne Followed by a hype package for Slayer/Priscilla and then McGraw vs Bedlam in a roofed cage match

4 on 4 [Elimination Tag Match] M1: The Set [Ruckus, Myron Reed, Kotto Brazil & Jordan Oliver] w/ Chrissy Rivera defeats Jacques, Alveno La Flare, 3M Ultra & M3 Quintillo

James Westerbeck interview with Prisiclla Kelly ahead of her “childhood dream match against Slayer” Prisiclla: I know his weakness and I know exactly how to exploit it

1 on 1 M2: XPWEW Women’s Championship Kiera Hogan w/ Brian Lee (c) defeats Genevalisse w/ Based Fabian

James Westerbeck interview with Freight Train ahead of his “announcement” tonight Train: “I I I think think that people out there watching on the tv gon’ know exactly what-what The Freight Train has been saying all along. The daggum chicken come to roost. CHOO CHOO everybody”

1 on 1 XPWEW International Championship M3: Slayer (c) w/ Lotus & Rosemary defeats Priscilla Kelly via helm sharpshooter

After the match Brian Lee, Amy Lee and XPWEW Women’s Champion Kiera Hogan all 3 on 1 attack Priscilla who’s already beaten down. Kiera dumps a bucket of Purell hand sanitizer as it slowly goops onto the back of Priscilla. Kiera “You gotta have clean garbage” quoting Spongebob Squarepants of all things. Are we seeing the beginning of Prisiclla vs Kiera. Doxy comes down the ramp and meets Kiera up standing up to her and Brian Lee casts Doxy to walk backward and not mess with Larva’s Hogan

[3 SPLIT SCREEN]

Golden Bryce warming up stretching

All Man sitting in a chair putting on wrist tape and strategizing with Scott Steiner and All Woman

Champagne Clausen getting a leg massage by two trainers looking on his iPhone Kaitlyn Khaos: Three gameplays. Three different ways to win tonight. Who will execute for the richest prize in the land The XPWEW World Title

1 on 1 Steel Cage Match [Garrett Thompson at ringside] M4: Leonard McGraw w/ Ryu defeats Ethan Bedlam w/ Garrett Thompson

[[PROMO: Golden Bryce BANG! ENERGY!]]

2 on 2 XPWEW Tag Team Championships M5: Plagueground (c) [Joe Gacy & Brodie Croyle] defeat Masato Tanaka & GG

This match is very very bad because in the first 3 minutes of the match a botched move caused big injury a back body drop/hip toss errant from GG to Croyle and Croyle somehow lands bad and stammers his right foot and completely wrecks it out of place. Very similar to Sid Vicious jumping off the 2nd rope in WCW. It’s rough to watch but you see Croyle’s ankle just dangling and quickly Gacy is able to tag himself in and commentary continues to insatiably replay the video. Gacy ends up doing the match himself and winning.

[[PROMO: Lockdown 7 is 56 days Away!]]

3 Way Dance <1st ever Blitzkrieg Match> XPWEW World Heavyweight Title

[ [ [ Match Rules: You must connect your finishing move on your opponent(s) 3 times. First to do so wins. !

In this instance it’s the 6 Rings vs The Chardonnay vs Allmond Joy ] ] ]

XPWEW World Heavyweight Championship 3 Way Dance | Blitzkrieg Match M6: Golden Bryce defeats defeats All Man & Champagne Clausen (c)

[The finish occurred when Champagne was down and put Bryce through the double decker tables set up by face palming him off the ladder, Bryce crashes through both stacked tables. All Man was a bloody pool in the ring getting assistance from All Woman. Champagne rushed in and hit All Man with the Chardonnay two times in a row and out of now where completely Freight Train comes in the ring stopping the 3rd Chardonnay attempt. Train goes for “Off The Rails” but Champagne gets off his shoulders shoving Train into a table pressed up against the corner. Freight Train goes through the table. Score 2-2-2 at this moment. Troy Clausen walks down the ramp commentary goes berserk Champagne is stunned enough for All Man to pick him up for the Allmond Joy but Champagne counters of of that when he’s able to flip out of it and land on his feet but in the corner lying in wait is Golden Bryce who hits the 6 rings spear on Champagne then on All Man behind him. GOLDEN BRYCE wins! And still the xpwew world heavyweight champion Bryce celebrates quickly but the moment is overtaken by Troy Clausen smiling that he caused his son to lose this match (assuming Freight Train told him everything Champagne has done and said since Troy’s coma)

close up on Troy smiling

Champagne dazed

All Man looks so frustrated, All Woman is holding his head on the apron

Bryce raises the title and still your xpwew world champion. Thank you for streaming Blitzkrieg live on FITE TV Show ends