#XOXOXOOXo

[ugh-my-back]

@breezypunk @miss--river @thelonestrider @sammysilverdyne @shadesofchaoticenergy THANK UUUUU ♡♡♡♡♡

[pixiecaps]

okk i tjink tomorrow ima watch thee vod where they go on that long mission to see what happens to bobby and then PAUSE on the cellbit vods and ima start watching roiers qsmp vods FROM THE BEGINNING because i need to write like the longest qroier post known to man and you know there will be fucking citations on that bitch

[cloudcountry]

:333 hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

im on my octatrio bs again (when have i ever left). could i request floyd jade and azul but they somehow get flustered by the reader and hide their face in their hats? seeing them squirm (affectionate) makes me happy :)

also remember to take care of urself if u havent gotten up in a while go do that 🔫xoxoxooxo yao

SUMMARY: you fluster some fishies so bad they hide behind their hats!

COMMENTS: hi floyd's fishie :3c it was hard coming up with ways to fluster them and still have them act all smooth and in character LMAO

REMEMBER TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF TOO 🔫🔫 bap bap auburn

You’re staring at him, and it’s making Azul very nervous. He adjusts his glass, clearing his throat as he looks up from the study guide in front of him, giving you a skeptical stare. The soft blue lighting of Mostro Lounge makes you look so dreamy, and he can’t tell if it’s actually the lighting or if your face really looks as lovestruck as he thinks it is. He feels his cheeks heat up but he ignores it, making a point to press a single gloved finger against your worksheets. He asks you the first question that comes to mind, and he isn’t even sure it makes sense, especially when you hide your grin behind your hand and giggle. You tell him he looks handsome instead of answering his question and it's like the nail in the coffin. Azul’s hat tumbles off his head as he slams back against the booth, snatching up his hat and covering his face. He disguises the gesture with a cough and an excuse before running off, shutting himself in his VIP Room.

It isn’t hard to make Jade laugh, you’ve learned. All you have to do is crack a pun or two about the current situation, and you’ll be blessed with the most undignified snort and giggle combo you’ve ever heard. It makes all the more willing to make jokes about his “morels” and more recently how “cap-tivating” he is, just to see him take his hat off and hide his laughter. His shaking shoulders give him away though, even when he puts his hat back on and hides his toothy smile with a hand to maintain some sort of professionalism. It’s only after a particularly cheesy fungi joke you make when sitting right next to him that you notice his pink cheeks behind his hat, and it gives you pause. Has Jade Leech been blushing over your mushroom puns this whole time?

Floyd isn’t easy to fluster. One would say it’s impossible—but you’ve learned that it’s very possible. Floyd just has to be in the right mood. He has to be a little bit clingy, a little bit sweet, and just the right amount of whiny. Snuggle up with him in one of the Mostro Lounge’s booth, pet his hair and kiss his forehead, really love on him no matter who is around you and before you know it he’ll be pliant in your arms, his hand clenched in his hands as he holds it over his pouty lipped face. He may look grumpy but don’t be fooled, this eel is so in love with you and he’ll never get sick of your affections.

TAGLISTS -> azul's business partners . . . @cookiesandbiscuits @vivigoesinsane @identity-theft-101 @dove-da-birb

-> jade's mushrooms . . . @cookiesandbiscuits @vivigoesinsane @identity-theft-101 @welcometomypersonalhell098 @dove-da-birb

-> floyd's fishies . . . @cookiesandbiscuits @vivigoesinsane @identity-theft-101 @welcometomypersonalhell098 @dove-da-birb

[necroangelz]

community rant time 🤝🤝 not ranting about anyone in particular im just relaying my personal observations

okay so to me, typing quirks affect the way uu type (like my you = uu thing) while speech quirks affect the way words and sentences are formatted (saying pawlease, purrfect, nawt, etc bc those affect the spelling of certain words only; as well as 3rd person), so when i say speech quirk that's what i mean, that's the difference between tq and speech quirk at least to me

anyway i fucking hate it when people layer so much speech quirks into how they post. a few small ones are okay but some mfs gotta stop collecting all tqs/sqs like stfu this ain't pokemon uu don't have a pokedex uu don't have to catch them all. ∆i Cw∆n ' t Rwe∆d W∆t Kyu ∆re S∆ying ∆nd Fw∆nkly ∆ Lwot Of Other People C∆n N∆wt Re∆d It Either Tew Be Meownest . . . ! [ I can't read what you are saying and frankly a lot of other people can not read it either to be honest ]

and also babytalk overly forced cutesy talk is so . ew LOL pls get a real personality 😿😿 sawrry too harsh it's just . weird and uncomfortable. i don't like babytalk in general like babies don't even speak like that???

and this one last thing is such a minor pet peeve and I'm gonna sound like such an English teacher but it annoys me when people put pronouns in the wrong cases, like switching around subjective case (she, he) with objective case (her, him) i see this kinda often with neoprns that match regular prns, like shy/hyr, che/cher (I'm not the only one who sees this as basically she/her right? lmao), etc. it just bugs me when people go like "I'm friends with shy!! hyr loves making gifts for me (: " when it's SUPPOSED TO BE "I'm friends with hyr!! shy loves making gifts for me"

one does NOT say "her went to the park today. i met she there, i had a short conversation with she, and parted ways after her realized her had to be at a meeting in five minutes" in real life, so shouldn't that rule apply to neoprns inspired by regular prns as well????

if one does any of the things I mentioned, more power to uu i suppose, i don't really hate uu as a person but I'm still allowed to dislike things, don't let this get uu down though xoxoxooxo reminder again this isn't anything personal nor aimed at anyone im just bored and willing to rant

[actual-sleeping-beauty]

happy love letters night rose!!!!! i think you are one of the most splendid and wonderful people here, thank you for being my friend. sending you so much love xoxoxooxo love, jen xoxoxooxoxox

Jen I love love love you!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[horriddler]

playlist for my beloved redacted babies [2]

kinda had a hard time making these but i have just made asher and geordi! + ivan and an imperium playlist

emo punk asher

really likes paramore and fall out boy in all honesty. also let’s say this playlist is all the (music) phases he has been in ever since he was a teen and now compiled with his current music taste!

him in the 2000’s was like hell for david because asher had this jukebox that he plays emo music with full volume sometimes.

david listens to ash ramble about the new blink 182 album coming out when they were young LOL and sometimes davey can’t admit that he likes some of the songs ash plays in the car.. (david’s playlist says so)

ash had loads of piercings (nipples, bottom lip, septum, etc) and those spike accessories but now took most of them off which made the holes close up :’)

loved to lie about his fake tat

geordi (kin???&:&-)

take it or leave it, this is just geordi’s (aka mine) spiralling anxiety and the playlist is just a brainrot of him

he gets one of my favourite genres and the funny haha songs that makes your brain shut off because he’s depressed and overstimulated like that

this adds to the fuel for cutie because fuck geordi’s a really tender guy and seeing how his mind works?? unfiltered? that’s just hell especially for geordi’s way of deep thinking. i see geordi as me really. but i see myself as cutie too.

mm literal brainrot

sadism’s hold ivan

hoho..hohohooh i’m fucking proud of this one

i felt a little happy and some morbid concern here but i think i did a pretty good fucking job idk

his disturbing vibe during vega’s manipulation is just fucking incredible to me. he is what my pinterest looks like.

caravan adds a nice touch to this playlist (if you watched whiplash)

ivan i love you, you my bbg but holy fuck you’re complex and i’m so attracted to it

but anyway

laplace’s angel (hurt people? hurt people!) by will wood could be his song mwa mwa + moon age for some disturbing touch!

imperium album

okay i literally have no idea why i made this but i just let it be because why not, you know??

idk what to say…LMFAOO

this playlist could be disturbing to some people so i have to put it out there to be careful!

if imperium had a trailer, i’d make abbey by mitski as the trailer soundtrack just like the ‘smile’ movie trailer, random thought but oh well

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but that’s actually it, it’s nothing special! just wanted to add a little more characters that i’m familiar with and i plan to add more (vincent maybe? and all other characters) when i know more about the lore and stuff.

it’s totally fine if you don’t feel my song choices the way i do ykyk, it’s my music taste after all!! nothing wrong with that but if you do enjoy it, i appreciate you so much ^^

but yeah! you can follow my spotify to see more playlists in the future or the current ones i have aside from redacted. i hope you have a wonderful wonderful day

ps. i have a migraine so i might come back here to edit the grammar stuff so my apologies if i’m bad at the english here… xoxoxooxo

[cuddlebugsirius]

Hello I am here with a request from the bottom of my heart.

I just finished my finals and am getting cozy with trying to relax and enjoy the holidays, and I am here to ask, nay, beg you for a Christmas little blurb from the e-ta beel nay moy plan. Anything you’d like really. Smut or non smut (even though we all know some smut is more fun.) could be Sirius shocked he settled down. Could be them running into each other again for the first time in a while. Anything. I just love it soooo much.

Thank you xoxoxooxo

This ask actually sparked an idea in my mind, so I hope you enjoy 😅 thank you for reading 💙

A fic in the e-ta beel nay moy plan universe using the @wolfstarmicrofic prompt for today: advantage

Minor nsfw below the cut

“Advantage Blue,” the referee proclaimed as Sirius trailed James down the pitch, taking a step backwards when he was tackled to allow a second rower in to ruck. Breathing hard, he crouched behind his teammates and placed his hands on the ball, careful not to lift it until his backs were set; “use it, nine,”

The shouts of ‘ball out’ could be heard across the pitch as the ball sailed into the centre’s hands, the Saints attack reforming just as they’d practiced over and over again, barrelling towards the try line. Pulling James to his feet with a strong arm, they chased the play down the field just in time to see their teammate land the ball over the line.

“Fuck yeah,” James shouted, pulling Gideon into a crushing hug as they gathered to celebrate the five points; “nice one mate,”

“Good run, Prudey,” Sirius complimented him, smacking him in the shoulder as they walked, panting, back to the halfway line.

“Cheers, Pads,” the tall ginger replied, his grin familiarly alarming with his midnight coloured gum shield still in his mouth; “one more on the board,”

“Mmhmm,” Sirius hummed, suddenly distracted by the tall head of mousey brown hair he could see in the small crowd of students watching from the sideline; “s’that- Prongs!”

His brother turned to face him, walking backwards in front of him; “Paddington…”

“S’that Evans and Lupin over there?” he jerked his head to the right to indicate the direction,

An evil grin took over the taller boy’s face at his question, James glancing at the sideline and then back to Sirius; “I think you mean, ‘is that the guy that fucked me to within an inch of my life a month ago and didn’t so much as give me his number’,”

The twelve lads surrounding him, including their coach, all laughed at James’ statement, and while Sirius blushed, eyes fixed on the kicker, he heard his brother begin to plot. As they fell silent and Fabian took his shot, the shortest of them all held his breath. Up and over the ball went, and the twin began a slow jog back to them as they got set, waiving off the round of applause with a quietly proud smile; "yes, Prude-bee!" one of the freshers yelled from the sideline, wrapped up warmly in their sub suit,

Calm and collected, Sirius glanced at the spot he knew Remus was in, the man occupying his thoughts over the Christmas holidays and all the way up until this very moment. With a shy smile at that area of crowd, he clapped his hands and yelled; “one last push boys, five minutes left. What’s the score?”

A resounding shout of ‘nil-nil’ came from the rest of his team as the ball was drop-kicked towards them, immediately picked up by one of the first year props and run forward into the waiting line of defence. Heart racing as he was caught up in the ruck, he felt a shoulder shove against his arse and then disappear as the ball was recovered.

“Y’alright Pads?”

Sirius didn’t see who asked the question, a blurry face ruffling his hair as he pushed himself to a run, following the game as it played out in front of him, watching as James got his aim just a little bit off, enough to send it out. Enough to land it right at Remus’ feet.

He couldn’t keep his eyes off of Remus as the referee marked the spacing for the lineout, forwards matching numbers as James set his back line. In that moment, he was extraneous, and he was close enough to meet the man’s eyes.

A small smile on his face, Remus was wrapped up in a puffer jacket, a woollen scarf around his neck and a faint pink tinge to his wind-burnt cheeks. He stared right back.

Hi, he mouthed, grinning when Remus returned the sentiment and then tilted his head towards the game.

Watch your match, Remus mouthed back, Sirius startling as he realised they were waiting on him to be ready, ball held aloft by the opposing team’s hooker. Crouching, he lunged forward to patrol the maul, directing players and keeping them up as far as it took to push Newcastle back into their 5’, and then over their try line. As the maul collapsed, the referee was laid in the mud with his face pressed to the line, squinting to see the ball.

Finally, a decision was made – held up. Groaning, the boys picked themselves up off the floor and trudged back five metres for the scrum, sighing in relief when the words ‘last play’ fell from the officials lips.

-

“Ready?” James asked him, damp hair messy as he stood next to him on the chair in the clubhouse, one of six members of the two teams,

“Never,” Sirius returned, eyes locked with a particular someone in the crown

The pint in his hand was icy cold, condensation pooling around his fingertips, his ‘dick of the day’ crown obvious in the special penis shaped pint glass they had purchased especially for after-match pints. James and Fabian held normal glasses, their awards as front and back of the match meaning they weren’t singled out like Sirius had been.

“Right then everybody,” Gideon grinned at the crowd, “we all know why we’re here. Our boys’ve worked hard today, a solid match against an impressive team. It was close, but we beat them back, so to say thank you we’ve got your best and your worst a pint.”

A collective silence fell across the room as the barman turned down the music, all eyes on them. Clinking their glasses together, the six boys took a deep breath and began to drink as the room was led in song.

“Here’s to these guys they’re true blue, they are piss pots through and through, they are drunkards so they say, tried to go to heaven but they went the other way,” Sirius gasped for breath, pulling back to see he was only a third of the way through his pint. Shaking his head, he brought the glass to his lips once more and carried on; “so it’s down, down, down, down, down…”

Pausing to let out a belch, he looked to his right to see James finishing his pint, holding the glass upside down on his head in glory. He still had half the glass to go. A deep breath, and he kept going, just him and the other dick of the day drinking together; “you’re not welcome on our ship, on our ship, you’re not welcome on our ship, on our ship ‘cos our ship’s a tanker, and you’re a fucking wanker, you’re not welcome on our ship, on our ship. You're not welcome on our pitch, on our pitch, you're not welcome on our pitch, on our pitch 'cos our pitch is grass, you take it up the arse, you're not welcome on our pitch, on our pitch.. ”

Applause broke out as he placed the dick to his forehead, laughter filling the space as James lifted him down from the chair by his hips. He stumbled a little, brain freeze taking over as he passed the empty glass back to the social secretary; “was that fucking glass frozen?”

“Dick of the day, Pads… it’s a punishment, not a reward,”

“Fuck you, Prongs,” he laughed it off, “get me an actual pint, yeah? Something good this time, I’ve left my fucking phone in the changing rooms,”

Trudging out of the bar and down the dim corridor, he pushed into the changing rooms, not expecting to be crowded up against the cinderblock wall by a much larger body.

“I thought you could take a big cock, cariad?” Remus’ voice was gravelly in his ear, shivers racing through him as his cool hands covered the others; “I think you’ve lost your touch, love,”

“Re,” he sighed happily, “you- ahh,” he moaned as his pulse point was bitten harshly, “you came,”

“Though I’d come and see the Saints’ opening match since I have some skin in the game now,” he could feel the grin being pressed to his throat; “you looked good out there. A little distracted though,”

“You have- skin in the game?”

“Oh dear, did you think I’d let you go so easily? You took my cock so well, love,” Remus mused, releasing him, spinning Sirius so that he could crane his neck up to meet Remus’ amber eyes; “twice would never be enough,”

“But you- I never- you never called me,” Sirius said quietly, one of his hands on the older man’s hip while the other drifted up to tangle in Remus’ messy curls; “I didn’t think-“

Watching him quietly for a moment, the man leant down to place his hands underneath Sirius’ suit-clad thighs, lifting him so that they were eye-to-eye; “life happens sometimes,”

“Meaning…”

“Meaning that I intended to come and find you much sooner than today, cariad, I just didn’t have a chance,” Remus rubbed the tips of their noses together slowly, smiling at the happy look on Sirius’ face; “have you been a good boy, cariad? My slutty little boy scout?”

“Not so slutty,” Sirius murmured, “not unless you count the dildo I’ve fucking myself with thinking of you…”

Remus huffed a laugh against his lips, eyes searching for the truth in Sirius’ statement. Clearly he found what he was looking for, because he let their lips brush once, twice, until the smaller boy darted forward hungrily.

Whining into the kiss, he felt the temperature change as Remus walked them towards the back of the room and away from the door; “round the corner,” he panted, “the showers- they won’t- we can in the showers,”

Humming, Remus took careful steps down into the tiled box room, wet ceramic squeaking under his rubber soles; “I thought you’d want to go back to your teammates, cariad,”

“Want you,” Sirius countered; “I can see them any day of the week. I see them every day of the week. Right now… I want you.”

“Mоя звезда,” he murmured, “what do you want?”

Shivers raced through him at the reverence that filled Remus’ tone, a gentle hand cupping his cheek and smoothing over his eyebrow. He looked sincere, and so Sirius pouted his lips, kissed the heel of the man’s palm and murmured; “I want you to follow through,”

“Follow through on what, cariad?”

“You said- In the cabin you said that you wanted to come on my face… I want- would you?”

A soft laugh escaped Remus as the hand holding him aloft tightened on his arse, Sirius’ arms slung over broad shoulders as he watched various emotions flit across his face; “you’re asking me if I’ll come on your face?”

“Mmhmm,” Sirius hummed, “if you still want to-“

“Yes, моя звезда, I still want to come on your face,” Remus laughed; “if I ever say no to that, put me out of my misery, okay?”

“Okay,” Sirius agreed, “you’ll have to put me down if you want-“

“Padfoot!” James called, “didja find your phone?”

“Fuck,” Sirius hissed, and then louder, “fuck off, Jamie!”

“Oooh, alright touchy,” James laughed, “your pints getting warm, fucker. Come get it,”

Remus laughed as the door slammed shut behind him, dropping his forehead to Sirius and laughing, letting him back down to his feet; “’ll tell you what cariad, go back to your party.”

“What? No, Re, I want-“

“I know,” Remus pressed his lips to Sirius’ forehead and held them there for a few moments; “I’m coming with you. Let’s go have fun with your boys, and before your social starts we’ll slip out with the crowd and head back to my flat. I have a feeling you share with your brother?”

“I do,” Sirius confirmed,

“So we’ll go back to my one bedroom flat, where you and I will be the only people, and if you want me to, I’ll come on your face. I will do whatever you want me to do. Does that sound good?”

Lust-blown eyes tracked Remus as he stepped backwards, a fast nod breaking him from his reverie as he was towed back to the sound of the match teas.

[lavendergalactic]

aaawhheheheeeee awwwww darlinggggg you're so cute

your drawings of cats are sso cute too

WE LOVE YOU TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sending lots of kisses to you

MWAHHHH XOXOXOOXO

[tolerateit]

thank you for the tag my love @tisthedamnseasns xo

Shuffle your ‘On Repeat’ playlist and post the first ten tracks

Best - Gracie Abrams

Darling - Halsey

Finally // beautiful stranger - Halsey

Lavender Haze - Taylor Swift

All Of The Girls You Loved Before - Taylor Swift

Maroon - Taylor Swift

No Idea - MUNA

Muddy Feet - Miley Cyrus feat. Sia

CAROUSEL - 5SOS

Die 4 Me - Halsey

tagging: @stood-onthecliffside @snownonthebeach @aslowmotionlovepotion @ilostyou @eclipsedsuns @itsbeenalongtime @swiftcity @hightowres @highinfidelity @standinghoney xoxoxooxo

[denkisauce]

happy jewish christmas!!!! xoxoxooxo

[oeqi]

im alive! life has been a rollercoaster recently! i hope all my moots are okay and thriving. love u!!! xoxoXOOXO

[ninzied]

hi~~~if you’re taking more requests (or if you’ve already planned it for RWRB Movie Week), would love to see your take on a gifset that captures looks of bliss and pleasure from Alex and Henry when they hook up 🤭🫣

Xoxoxooxo

for you anon :)

[randxmthxughts]

hi love x i hope you are well and life's not too stressful and you're eating well and resting and drinking plenty water <3 so many kisses for you xoxoxooxo

i fell asleep after that post and am just seeing the rest of the asks! i am doing well, thank you my love, seeing you in my askbox always brings me soooo much joy🫶 work is kind if veeeery busy till august so i don’t have much time to rest (even my weekends are working days for this month) but i am trying my best! thank you for caring this much, i am sending you so many smooooches and i hope that you’re having the most amazing day, and if not, let’s talk about it!

[ivanshatov]

an abundance of agims

[wafflesetc]

I got a bombshell dropped on me today. If prayers are your thing, say one for me, if they aren’t I’d just love some good vibes. It’s needed exponentially right now as I make some decisions. Xo.

[eisschloss-blog]

 “--Aka-chan!” Slides an arm around his shoulder. “Could you do me a BIG favor?”

   “Stop inviting that idiot owl over, thanks!”