#Worst part was getting forced to drink a shit ton of cranberry juice
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my mother:
Six year old me:
Six year old me: it doesn’t hurt that bad… we should just go to Olive Garden
my mother: we are going to the hospital and that’s final-
the hospital: they would have died had you brought them in even an hour later
six year old me: Olive Garden….😞
#I forced her to get me Olive Garden the moment I was out of the hospital#Which was really funny#considering I got out of the hospital by ripping my IV out and then refusing to eat the pill they needed to give me for my final treatment#Because it made literally everything it was added to horrible and nobody was confident in the pill swallowing abilities of a six year old#Despite my attempts to convince them otherwise by saying I’d swallowed ice before and therefore could swallow a pill#Also I did not want to regain the use of my legs while I was there for some reason#Because I like sitting in my bed watching videos more then I liked exploring the hospital while dragging my IV around behind me#Also I ate solely popsicles in the hospital#And chocolate milk but that doesn’t quite count as eating#Worst part was getting forced to drink a shit ton of cranberry juice#Because they didn’t have any other juice other then carrot :(#And I needed to drink a bunch for surgery#Also the thing that knocked me out (don’t remember how to spell it) was coke (the soda) flavored#No I don’t know why I remember that#I just vividly remember asking for it be flavored that way#I also remember regularly sassing that nurses that had to take my blood at night#I’d wake up and just stare at them like 🤨#My favorite nurse was a night nurse that would stare back until one of us lost the staring contest#hospital#urgent care#appendicitis#olive garden
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