#Wolf and Falcon combo

[soshadysoquiet]

If TUA had bird wings indulge me:

What birds do you think TUA crew would be if they had wings of the species that best matched the combo of their personality, powers, physiology and birth country? (Just dealing with the OG 7 here)

I'm thinking:

Luther - A strong bird obvs / powerful, more known for strength than agility, maybe a Condor / Vulture - both are fairly social birds which I feel is where Luther should have been able to thrive / truly wants to be. (Also why then he would have been messed up further as a kid if the birdy-bit of him wanted to bond and was limited in this). Both species can be monogamous which fits with him and Sloane. *Then I remembered he's from Sweden and looked up Swedish birds and the biggest is the White-Tailed Sea Eagle.. Potentially could he be an Albatross?

Diego - Gotta be a bird of prey, right? I think he'd suit an ornery bird species, ideally one that's agile - I found there's a species called a Laughing Falcon and as he's always teasing and testing his siblings that sounded fun. They're typically very solitary though (fits the lone wolf vibe he rocks in S1 but are they enough of a mummy's bird for him?) The Caracara sounds like an interesting option too though and is agile and more social though less high-flying. Or should he be a water bird - the Neotropic Cormorant?

Allison - I wondered about birds that could mimic other sounds to suit her abilities in a way - like a Mockingbird, or are capable of some form of manipulation / cunning / 'acting' in a way like a Raven, Magpie or a Cuckoo (apparently American birds aren't allowed to act btw? Also never knew that there is an extinct Carolina Parakeet). But I'd also like a flashy-plumaged bird for her in a way to signify that aspect of her interests.

Klaus - Again we need a mischievous bird / and the obvious choice would be one associated with death. I do quite like a Crow for Klaus, because they're cawing often sounds like cackling laughter and humour is very much a go-to defence for him, they're also (I believe) typically smaller than say Ravens and I feel he has a less powerful build and more a nimble one. However Magpie would work well too and I worry that a 'death bird' is too obvious a choice; he could be a more flashy bird to show off his personality - the Baltimore Oriole, Indigo Bunting, or Blue Jay could be fun for him (Plus I feel Reggie would look down on frivolous birds)

Five - I feel this is a good opportunity to use an Owl species - known for their silent hunting style which works for someone who can appear and disappear at will along with his potential for being an assassin. Also they're methodical and pair / family-orientated rather than colony birds typically. The barn owl is the one that screams which lets be honest kinda fits. But they're not the most intelligent species and most Corvids would fit him well too. (Could also poke fun at him by making him a tiny aggressive bird like a Robin, or a Seagull - also with the screaming).

Ben - Loons live in Korea which I didn't know before today - and they can have a very unsettling cry if you don't know it's a bird (a sound that's often used in horror films) so that could work. Albatross is also here, and the migratory nature of them makes them feel other-worldly to me. Heron; because they lurk. Or potentially a Crane -they have elaborate courtship dances, which links nicely to the romantic /artistic side of Ben's personality.

Viktor - I kinda wanna say a Goose because you don't fuck with Geese. But then maybe a more musical bird - the Eurasian Blackcap is meant to have a beautiful song. A Bullfinch could be quite fun for Viktor because the male has bright bold colours and the female is more subdued in colouring; which could signify his confidence and happiness increasing following his transition. (Transgender peeps feel free to advise on whether this would be appropriate or not I do not mean to harm anyone)

Any other bird offerings please to say!

[cats-mayhem]

Who would the Twisted Wonderland Characters main in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

It’s in the title. We’re starting now. 

Part 2.

This goes from Heartslabyul - Octovinelle. 

Riddle - Mario. Man has never played a single game in his life he barely even know who Mario is but since he’s the only one on the roster he knows, he went with him. Is absolutely terrible at the game and definitely rages when he loses.

Trey - Luigi. I feel like Trey has played past smash games before with Chenya and therefore is actually kinda decent at the game. He can 0 to death you off of one throw but he only does it to people he’s annoyed with. So, basically every match he plays against Ace.  

Cater - Captain Falcon. He mains him for the clips he can post on magicam. He’s actually quite good at the game and is a wifi warrior. I think he’d have like Jigglypuff as a secondary just to avoid his sisters criticizing him for these sick slips.  

Ace - Joker. He wants to be MKleo but he never will. Man does his best but is still mediocre. He always tries to go for clips and fails like 90% of the time but the one time he does get the clip he’ll loom it over the person he got it against forever. 

Duece - Mii Brawler. He has several Miis and likes customizing them. He also knows a lot of combo routes with the different specials.

Leona - Rosalina and Luma. He likes tactics and what’s more tactical then a puppeteer? He can do some nasty shit and knows all the tech. He plays with Savannaclaw whenever he’s bored and he’s the best player in the dorm. 

Ruggie - Roy. He doesn’t have that much time to play games but he knows that you can win some money if you win matches and tournaments and while it may be inconsistent, Roy is still very strong and doesn’t require a lot of play to be good at so it’s a win/win. Although he didn’t expect to be on the same skill level as Jack in this game.

Jack - Wolf. Kinship aside, Jack likes playing fair and Wolf is a very fundamental character. Meaning how good you are at him is dependent on your skill level rather than some cheese. He may not play that many video games, but he wants to be able to beat Leona in a match one day and he’s climbing up the ranks of Savannaclaw SSBU playerbase.

Azul - Samus. This man hates you and everything you stand for. He will camp you out and spam charge shot and kill you at like 80% while you have barely gotten in. He does fail a lot whenever his opponent has a reflector though. Only really knows how to play because of Idia. 

Jade - Peach. He can do the crazy ass turnip combos and kill you in like 4 seconds. Beware. 

Floyd - Zelda. To annoy Azul.

[hermitdreams]

i forget what the original text up here said because i just hit Ctrl+A so hi this is my Revised Starting Roster and Unlock Methods for Smash Bros Ultimate. You might see heresy! You might see playground rumours! Good! Those are features.

REVISED STARTING CHARACTERS & STAGES FOR ULTIMATE

STARTING CHARACTERS

Mario

Yoshi

Kirby

Pikachu

Toon Link

Lucina

Isabelle

Inkling

Donkey Kong, Samus, and Fox made unlockable as their series stopped being staple IPs

Toon Link over adult Link because it was the most consistently used design and is the most straightforward for new players

Lucina as initial Fire Emblem rep for being the most straightforward and the protag of the entry that popularized the franchise worldwide

Isabelle over Villager for being a singular recognizable design and effectively the mascot of the "New X" games

Inkling effectively the new Pikachu, a brand new franchise that got massively popular in a short time

STARTING STAGES

New Donk City

Spirit Train

Arena Ferox

Yoshi's Island (Brawl)

Dream Land

Pokemon Stadium 2

Tortimer Island

Moray Towers

UNLOCK METHODS

Donkey Kong

Destroy a Barrel with the Hammer item

Samus

Complete 3 Spirit Battles with Inkling

Fox

Perfect Shield a Ray Gun shot

Captain Falcon

Complete the Classic Mode Bonus Game in under 1 minute

Ness

Defeat the Starman Assist Trophy

Ice Climbers

Play 10 Team Battles

Pit

Complete and fire the Daybreak item

Wario

Hoard 5000 Gold

Olimar / Alph

Carry heavy items for a total distance of 1km

Little Mac

Play a full round of Tournament Mode (Online counts too)

Shulk

Obtain 3 of the following Spirit Types

Lightweight Slow Super Armor Metal Killer Hyper Smash Attacks Any Dojo

Min-Min

Complete Classic Mode above 5.0 with any character without taking more than 100% total damage

Luigi

Complete the Classic Mode Bonus Game or any Mob Smash with .X2 displayed on the clock

Bowser

KO a total of 20 opponents with Throws

Peach

Float for a total of 3 minutes with the Tanuki Leaf item

Dr. Mario

As Mario, heal other players for a total of 500% recovered

Rosalina & Luma

Get 5 Star KOs in one match

Daisy

As Peach, KO an opponent with the Lip's Stick item

Bowser Jr.

Get a total of 100 KOs using thrown items

Piranha Plant

Have an opponent footstool you, and then KO them before they touch the ground

Diddy Kong

Shoot a Barrel or Rolling Crate that goes on to KO an opponent

King K. Rool

Finish the match by KOing an opponent that struck you while your attack was Armored

Young Link

Complete a Timed Spirit Battle with less than 10 seconds remaining on the clock

Sheik

KO opponents with or stunned by Deku Nuts 10 times

Link

In Training Mode, rack up a 10-Hit Combo involving at least 3 different thrown items

Zelda

KO an opponent while having both a Back Shield and a Franklin Badge equipped at the same time

Ganondorf

Win a Teams match against a CPU, at Level 8 or higher, as one of the following teams:

Young Link & Sheik Toon Link & Zelda

Marth

KO opponents 5 times with the Meteor Smash on Lucina's Downward Aerial Attack

Roy

Get a total of 5 KOs with the Fire Bar item

Ike

KO an opponent and grab onto the ledge in a single action

Robin

Exhaust the ammo on 5 separate items in one match

Chrom

As Roy, win a match by KOing opponents exclusively with the Beam Sword item

Corrin

KO the same opponent twice with a single summoned Rathalos

Zero Suit Samus

KO a Paralyzed opponent with a Meteor Smash

Dark Samus

As Samus, KO or get KOed by a Poisoned opponent

Ridley

Deal a total of 2000% damage in a single Endless Smash

Meta Knight

Win 3 consecutive 3-star Spirit Battles

King Dedede

Eat every single variant of the Food item

Falco

Hit a single opponent with a Ray Gun's entire magazine without dropping the combo

Wolf

As Fox, finish the match by KOing an opponent with the Rage Blaster item's bullet

Jigglypuff

Complete Classic Mode with any Pokemon character

Pichu

Receive a total of 999% damage from Electric attacks

Pokemon Trainer

KO an opponent that only took damage from Pokemon summoned by the Poke Ball item

Greninja

KO a Swimming opponent with either a projectile or Meteor Smash

Incineroar

Get a total of 5 KOs on opponents that were under 30% when struck (Vs. Modes only)

Lucario

Deal at least 50% damage with a single attack while under the effects of Critical Health Strength

Mewtwo

Defeat Mewtwo with the Beetle or Boss Galaga item in Pokemon Trainer's Classic Mode while at an Intensity of at least 7.0

You will unlock Mewtwo after exiting Classic Mode without going through Challenger Approaching

Lucas

KO a Metal opponent with an item pulled from Grass

Palutena

KO the Phosphora Assist Trophy by reflecting one of her projectiles

Dark Pit

As Pit, KO your own Assist Trophy

Villager

As Isabelle, KO an opponent that was buried in the ground

Mr. Game & Watch

Complete the Duon Spirit Battle with all 8 starting characters

R.O.B.

Destroy a thrown Smart Bomb without anybody taking damage from it

Duck Hunt

KO 2 opponents with a single Super Scope

Wii Fit Trainer

Complete Classic Mode with any character while starting every round by Taunting

Mii Fighters

Obtain 4-star Spirits of all 5 different types

Snake

Grab an opponent from behind and then throw them into an explosive item

Simon Belmont

Complete Classic Mode with any character without Dashing

Richter

As Simon, rack up 5 KOs on either Captain Falcon or Sheik

Sonic

Run a total distance of 10km with the Bunny Hood item equipped

Bayonetta

With the Timer item, KO an opponent that was at 0% when the slowdown started, dealing the finishing blow before the slowdown wears off

Pac-Man

Collect all the pellets in the Classic Mode Bonus Game

Mega Man

Complete Classic Mode with 8 different Unlocked fighters

Ryu

Complete 10 Spirit Battles without using any items

Ken

As Ryu, hit opponents with all variations of the 4 special moves

Cloud

KO opponents using the Final Smash Meter 49 times

Joker

In a single match with at least 4 players, steal the KO from 3 of your opponents

Hero

Defeat a World of Light boss on the hardest difficulty with a Critical Hit

Banjo & Kazooie

Clear every non-character and non-boss Spirit Battle in World of Light

Terry

Complete the following tasks in any order:

Use Mario's Side Taunt during a boss fight Discard 10 different Copy Abilities with Kirby Defeat Galeem or Dharkon with Ken

Byleth

Defeat Rathalos on the hardest difficulty with all of the following characters

King Dedede Richter Dark Pit Corrin

Sephiroth

Defeat Galeem, on Hard difficulty, with all characters obtained in Dharkon's realm

Steve

Stack 3 Rolling Crates on top of each other in a match with a Lv5 or higher CPU present

Pyra & Mythra

Win both the Pyra and Mythra spirit battles while playing 2P Co-op

Kazuya Mishima

Defeat the final boss in World of Light on Hard difficulty with all of the following characters:

Ganondorf Ryu Ike Wolf

Sora

Complete Century Smash without taking more than 10% damage

STAGES

Super Mario Maker

Make a Custom Stage in the Stage Builder

Mario Circuit

Unlock Daisy

Mario Galaxy

Unlock Rosalina & Luma

Mushroom Kingdom U

Unlock Bowser Jr

Paper Mario

Launch Sandbag 500m in Home-Run Contest

Golden Plains

Hoard 10000 Gold

3D Land

Unlock at least 3 different characters listed under the Mario Series

Mario Bros.

Get over 500000 points in Classic Mode as Mario or Luigi

Luigi's Mansion

Unlock Luigi

Figure-8 Circuit

Play an 8-player match as all the Koopalings

Mushroomy Kingdom

Unlock Bowser

Delfino Plaza

Swim 100m

Mushroom Kingdom II

Unlock Dr. Mario

Rainbow Cruise

Grab the Invincibility Star a total of 70 times

Mushroom Kingdom

Unlock Piranha Plant

Peach's Castle

End any match with XX'19"96 displayed on the clock

75m

Unlock Donkey Kong

Jungle Japes

Unlock King K. Rool

Kongo Falls

Unlock Diddy Kong

Kongo Jungle

Survive 15 minutes in Endless Smash

Great Plateau Tower

Unlock Link

Skyloft

Unlock Zelda

Gerudo Valley

Unlock Sheik

Pirate Ship

Win a Teams match or Co-op Spirit Battle as Toon Link and King K. Rool

Bridge of Eldin

Obtain the King Bulblin & Lord Bullbo Spirit

Temple

Unlock Ganondorf

Great Bay

Unlock Young Link

Hyrule Castle

KO Link with all of the following:

Meta Knight's Mach Tornado Mii Swordfighter's Gale The Ore Club item's projectile

Frigate Orpheon

Unlock Dark Samus

Norfair

Unlock Zero Suit Samus

Brinstar Depths

Unlock Ridley

Brinstar

Unlock Samus

The Great Cave Offensive

Open 10 different Treasure Chests in World of Light

Dream Land GB

Play a match featuring at least 4 of the following characters:

Dr. Mario Daisy Samus Pit Wario Kirby King Dedede Pikachu Jigglypuff Pokemon Trainer Mewtwo Mega Man

Halberd

Unlock Meta Knight

Green Greens

Unlock King Dedede

Fountain of Dreams

As King Dedede, complete the Nightmare Spirit Battle

Lylat Cruise

Unlock Fox McCloud

Venom

Unlock Wolf O'Donnell

Corneria

Unlock Falco Lombardi

Kalos Pokemon League

Unlock Greninja

Prism Tower

Unlock Pichu

Unova Pokemon League

Catch Mewtwo

Spear Pillar

Unlock Lucario

Pokemon Stadium

Unlock Pokemon Trainer

Saffron City

Unlock Jigglypuff

Mute City SNES

Win a match as Captain Falcon on one of the two Mario Kart stages

Port Town: Aero Dive

Stand on every different vehicle in Big Blue

Big Blue

Unlock Captain Falcon

Magicant

Fall asleep as Ness after getting 8 KOs in a single match

New Pork City

Unlock Lucas

Fourside

Obtain both the Paula and Department Store Spook Spirits

Onett

Unlock Ness

Summit

Unlock Ice Climbers

Coliseum

Unlock Robin and Chrom

Castle Siege

Unlock Marth, Roy, and Ike

Flat Zone X

Unlock Mr. Game & Watch

Palutena's Temple

Unlock Palutena

Reset Bomb Forest

Unlock Dark Pit

Skyworld

Unlock Pit

Gamer

Unlock Wario

WarioWare, Inc

As Wario, obtain the Metal, Invincible, and Giant transformations (does not have to be in one match)

Garden of Hope

Unlock Olimar / Alph

Distant Planet

Have a Pikmin carry a Dolphin Rocket

Town & City

Spend 1000 Gold

Smashville

Unlock Villager

Wii Fit Studio

Unlock Wii Fit Trainer

Boxing Ring

Unlock Little Mac

Gaur Plain

Unlock Shulk

Duck Hunt

Unlock Duck Hunt (Fighter)

Spring Stadium

Unlock Min-Min

Hanenbow

Step on Music Note Blocks 10 times

PictoChat 2

Add to 10 three times in a single Brain Age Assist Trophy

Balloon Fight

Pop Isabelle's or Villager's balloon with Pikachu's or Pichu's Thunder Jolt

Living Room

Unlock R.O.B.

Find Mii

Unlock Mii Fighters

Tomodachi Life

Destroy Luigi's Mansion with Mii Fighters

Wrecking Crew

Destroy 25 stage hazards with the Golden Hammer

Pilotwings

Play a match as Fox, Falco, or Wolf without attacking

Wuhu Island

As Mii Fighters, throw a Beastball that gets reflected by the Home-Run Bat

Dracula's Castle

Unlock Simon Belmont

Shadow Moses Island

Unlock Snake

Umbra Clock Tower

Unlock Bayonetta

Windy Hill Zone

Win a match or Spirit Battle as Sonic on the Mario Galaxy stage

Green Hill Zone

Unlock Sonic

Suzaku Castle

Unlock Ryu

Wily Castle

Unlock Mega Man

Pac-Land

Unlock Pac-Man

Midgar

Unlock Cloud

Battlefield

Complete both Mob Smash and Century Smash, and get a total of 500 KOs across the cast in Endless Smash

Also unlocks Beta Formation for all stages

Small Battlefield

Get an overall total of 50 KOs in Endless Smash as Incineroar or Ken

Also unlocks Stage Merging

Big Battlefield

Play an 8-player match on Battlefield

Final Destination

Complete any Classic Mode ending with Master Hand & Crazy Hand on the highest Intensity

Also unlocks Omega Formation for all stages

Mementos

Unlock Joker

Yggdrasil's Altar

Unlock Hero

Spiral Mountain

Unlock Banjo & Kazooie

King of Fighters Stadium

Unlock Terry

Garreg Mach Monastery

Unlock Byleth

Northern Cave

Unlock Sephiroth

Minecraft World

Unlock Steve

Cloud Sea of Alrest

Unlock Pyra & Mythra

Mishima Dojo

Unlock Kazuya Mishima

Hollow Bastion

Unlock Sora

With all stages unlocked, music selection is no longer limited to the stage's series

[manytherians]

Welcome to ManyTherian’s Blog

Hello, we are a DID system! We have a lot of nonhuman alters that identify with being therian/alterhuman/otherkin due to extremely dehumanizing abuse. We wanted a place for everyone to be able to express these things away from our personal blogs and system blog. (System blog: @many-but-one) Please be respectful to us and we will be respectful to you.

About Us

Collective name: Many

Collective gender/sexuality: genderfluid bisexual transmasc

Age: 26 years old

Other dx’s: AuDHD, ASPD, OCD. We also are physically disabled but haven’t been officially dx’d with anything. It’s likely a combo of CFS and bodily damage from our trauma history.

Our main that we will follow from is @bone-marreaux

Who will post here:

Our Canine Therians:

⛓️‍💥Fenrir - he/him - transmasc butch - he is a large black wolf with piercing blue eyes. His personal blog is: @wolves-in-a-lambs-coat. TW for religious trauma and NSFW. Other wolves in his “pack” that may also blog there and here are Apocalypse (dae/daem/he/him), Ricochet (she/he), and Dag (he/it). They also identify with werewolf traits.

🩸Aridam - he/him - bisexual transmasc - he is also a large black wolf. His personal blog is: @king-aridam. TW for religious trauma and NSFW. Other wolves in his “pack” who may blog here are Alpha (she/it, identifies with black Irish Wolfhounds and black wolves), BITE RISK (she/her), and S&K (they/them). TW for more violent stuff from them.

Our Feline Therians:

🐅Deimos - he/him - gay transmasc - he appears as a regular orange tiger, though others in his group have a variety of colorations. Personal blog: @tiger-mask. Others that may post are Midnight, Domino, TM, and Crimson. (He/him on all except Crimson who is she/he)

🏹Cerunna/Rune - she/they - lesbian woman - appears as a mountain lion

♠️Vader - he/him - straight male - black panther. Indigo from his group also identifies as a black panther. Personal blog: @vader-and-the-battalion (he shares this blog with Rainier and his subsystem. TW for NSFW and soldier/military themes)

Our Bird Therians:

🦉The Archivist - kye/kyes/they/them - aroace male - a dark colored barn owl. Will probably rb any type of barn owls. He also goes by the name Stolas. Not like the Hazbin character, but the goetia demon.

🐦‍⬛Dire - he/him - ace man - a black raven. We also have an albino raven named Sariel (they/them)

🦢Isabela - she/her - bisexual woman - a black swan. We also have a white swan named Penelope (she/her)

🦚Delphine - she/her - bisexual woman - a peacock (yes, with the plumage, her therian type is male peacocks) Personal blog: @lovely-delphine (her, Isabela, and Papillon share a blog. TW for NSFW)

Other Therian Types:

🦊Lucien - he/they - gay transmasc - a bright orange fox! We also have another orange one named Ash, dark colored fox called TD, and a white fox named Kris.

🦌Vardan - he/him - him and many others in our system identify with a white stag. Many of them also identify as angels. Some also identify as a black stag, though they will rarely post here.

🪢Eryx - he/him - identifies with masculine gods, wintertime at night, and the full moon.

🪽There are so many angels/fallen angels in here I couldn’t even name them all. Main ones who may post are Vardan, Azriel, Kaine, and Knight. (All he/him)

🫀There are also a ton of demons in here, too many to name.

🪷Vivek - he/him - gay transmasc - a faerie. There are also a lot of faeries here. May see Pink (she/her), Datura (they/them), and Severin (he/him) posting. Personal blog: @fangedfaefreak. (TW for NSFW and gore)

🦋Papillon - he/fae - butterflygender - fae and many others are butterfly or moth therians.

🎖️Rainier - he/him - bisexual man - wolpertinger & jackalopes will be reblogged most, but also eagles. His group of parts love eagles and falcons as well as just birds of prey in general.

Those are all the main ones. There may also be lambs, rams, dogs, domestic cats, mermaids, spiders, clocks, carousels, unicorns, horses, and dragons reblogged at various points, but less likely than everyone listed.

Tagging System:

All emojis will be part of the tag to make it easier to search. Additionally, if it is a feline therian type, we would tag it as “#many.felines” If we decide to tag the specific alter (because they all identify with their therian types differently, even if they have the same type) we will put “#[altername][emoji]” in the tags.

DNI:

-Anyone who disrespects therians, kins, and other good-faith identities.

-Anyone who disrespects DID systems or tries to tell us we are not a system. We have been professionally diagnosed and have been in therapy for years. We are actively healing. Us making this blog is us feeling comfortable expressing these parts of ourselves for the first time in our life.

-minors and ageless blogs

-Also, DMs and asks okay, just be respectful.

Some things to consider before following:

-We keep heavy trauma stuff away from this blog, however, all personal blogs do NOT steer away from trauma themes. So be careful if you decide to go there. Our system blog is mainly info about systemhood and system memes.

-Some parts have extreme violence in their trauma history. We were tortured for years. So this may reflect in some of the content here. There may very well be sexual themes or gore at times. We will always tag triggering content accordingly. You are more than welcome to ask us to tag things if you want something specific tagged so you can filter it properly.

-We would LOVE to have therian blogs mutual us! If you have a therian type that matches one of ours, we will probably follow you back if you follow us first/reblog things to your therian blog. We are only just now entering this scene and are really excited to make friends.

[munadrawson]

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Picked a random prompt quote from the internet so I can doodle something short and sweet. Then a day long train of thoughts, I had to shorten the bonus into ONE panel instead five. I’m only one person OTL

BONUS:

[i-dont-exis]

you’re all getting zane because he had the big first paragraph and no one gave any specificities!! also i’ll be putting a few ages at the start of paragraphs/by names {mostly for me to get a feel for time stuff since i hate character age garbage <3}

zane ro’meave, he/him, cis no romo/sexuality label, 36 at the end of season 1

he’s the youngest because i thought it was like that when i was watching as kid

the ro’meave children loved playing in the snow, zane was the best snowman decorator

when vylad {15} had come back after being pinned as dead a lot had happened. zane {12} can’t remember much of that day except that his mother was missing and that his father gave him a nasty scar along his right eye and impeded his vision

when zane {16} was in the practice grounds he saw long wavy auburn hair, and as soon as he rounded the pillar it was gone. zane would remember the small glimpse of the person he saw when he was an adult

his final test to prove to his father that he could rule o’khasis was to ‘deal’ with falcon claw. he did all as instructed, and felt no remorse when he heard screams of innocents from the fires as he rode away on his horse

he became a priest for two main reasons. 1. to get out of an arranged marriage, since priests couldn’t be married and 2. him and his spouse really didn’t like eachother

when he was at ‘priest training’ as him and his classmates called at, he found how easy it could be to use people to his advantage

he doesn’t like to be called ‘father zane’ and likes the more important sounding title that ‘high priest zane’ gives, as it also shows how high up he is on the ‘scale of religion’, again being his words

he doesn’t take worship seriously, and when he finds out there are reincarnations and that he is related to the reincarnations of esmund and kul’zak while not being one himself he feels furious.

im gonna go in paragraph-ish order now this is a lot more difficult to make nice than i thought it was gonna be lol, and this is it trying to be even ‘nicer’

also you might see my brain devolve throughout this, thats just me being tired since im writing all this late at night lol

so. kiki, emmalyn, and aphmau. what do they have in common that relates to zane? they show intense emotions iguessBUT! emmalyn is very standoffish as she had heard about him through her connections through her fellow scholars, kiki basically thinks of him as an animal that needs love and care, and aphmau knows that he is up to basically nothing good {he determines how he interacts with someone based on their reactions to his introductory teasing which is partially how him and janus got close}

he thinks kiki is the best option for the pendant experiment. the way it works here is that it needs a beings blood on it and it mixes all of the dna together and makes a child. zane didn’t know this when he was burning down the eastern wolf tribe and stomped on bodolf’s paw as he reached for it; eventually when janus reported back on his ‘child’ they noted the child had werewolf ears and a tail as zane understood what he did wrong immediately, although he had no way to correct this when he learned about it

{34} on the topic of child experiments {lol what a combo of words} alexis was another one. he read up on shadow knights and how if they were turned soon after they were born something would happen. since this something was undefined he had to find out for himself, so when he heard about the newborns in phoenix drop he had an idea

all priests have the symbol of irena somewhere on their body to show their dedication, zane chose the back of his neck so he wouldn’t see it all of the time

he sits as the obsidian father in the jury of nine, because everyone is under his ‘care’. he looks over all of the paperwork and looks over candidates, he is known amongst the jury to bump up those who is seem promising, such as iverline. he is also the speaker for the group and is stuck on a rotation of meeting hells for a lot of the time which impedes his traveling, so he uses the jury for whatever he needs

he also had to break them to a certain point to get them to work under him without making them resent him. janus was easy as the two are naturally close, jeoffery was about an intermediate difficulty and katelyn fought but fell into line soon after meeting jeo, lillian was more mental manipulation focused, kim and ken are indebted to zane, june was excelling in the most famous guard training camp in ru’aun and was ecstatic to join from the reputation of the jury, and ein was just basically stocked to be himself i guess

also, fun fact, continuing on the ‘getting people to do what he wants’ and stuff, he gets touchy/in personal space/flirty to throw them off guard and has never followed through with this. he is a priest after all, to think he would do such a thing is blasphemous!

he uses his connection to the patron irena and their friends above religious locals and people

when zianna tried to ‘save’ him {17} from garte, he dismissed her and reported to his father. he rarely saw her after this and was one of his last regrets before losing himself

jeoffery was instructed to talk with the phoenix drop kid at the academy, because young minds are easily malleable, he {zane, 34} thought it would be helpful to try and get him on the jury’s side. brian, who was called velius at the meetings and between jurors and told them to treat velius like the little brother of the group. he gave false promises to the kid, and the night he was going to leave for home zane called him in and handed velius a communication amulet between him and the jury; the kid was ecstatic and, eventually, when he let it slip he was sent to the royal o’khasian jail

once he was out of irena’s dwelling {irene dimension} he called back the jury, some came running back after missing him for so long and others, like iverline, were summoned since they were at the top of the waiting list

when aphmau finds out she is the direct reincarnation of irena she holds it above his head, and he despises it with his very being. it gets even worse when he finds out the group are more reincarnations, he is practically livid.

when it came to kiki he was very good at playing the pitiful-boy card, for emmalyn he played the demanding-overlord-with-a-soft-heart and would hang around the library, and with aphmau he would always stand a little too close and get too touchy with them as he would push him off

the baby shower present he gave alexis, a maroon teardrop necklace, he knew it had something to do with shadow knights from janus and lillian, his eyes and ears of information. the only similarities between the reports were shadow knight energy, netherrack, youth, and proximity to obsidian. when he saw that alexis had turned into a fully-grown shadow knight he thought she would be under his control and mentally developed, as he was about to hit her for not listening to him and being sluggish aphmau got him in his bad eye and started cussing in olden tongue {more on that in another post} and alexis snapped out of it as he stumbled backward; least to say he was not pleased and marked her on his list. after this molly came down and helped with the situation as best she could

okay nighty night i have school in like 6 hours lol

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Who do you main in Smash Bros Ultimate?

[Author B: I accidentally deleted the answer before saving, so here's a list of answers. Note that Reinhardt from Overwatch is #71 here to replace Joker and that it's called Super Bash Bros. to adhere to canon!]

Akira: Reinhardt & Piranha Plant. Wants to learn Mii Gunner and Bayonetta.

Marinette: Surprisingly gets her butt kicked no matter who she plays, but enjoys Peach and Mr. Game & Watch. Her most embarassing losses were as Mii Brawler and Mii Swordfighter.

Alix: Wii Fit Trainer & Sonic. Used to play Fox and Falco.

Ann: Wendy and Ice Climbers. Used to play King Dedede...

Futaba: The most campy Villager you'll ever meet. Enjoys Yoshi, too.

Haru: Never got to play it until recent, as it didn't fit the image of a "perfect, obedient daughter" or whatever. Best at Wario but wants to master both Rosalina & Luma and Pikachu.

Juleka: Luigi main and combo master. Her and Rose's Peach/Daisy are a wonder to behold in Doubles. Enjoys pissing off people by playing Ice Climbers with Luka.

Kagami: Corrin and secret Ridley. She doesn't tell people about the latter because she doesn't like the bastard.

Kim: Mewtwo & a pocket Diddy. Alix mocks him for Mewtwo's intelligence not matching up with that of their player.

Luka: Hardcore Banjo & Kazooie main but used to play Cloud & Dark Pit in Bash 4. Enjoys pissing off people by playing Ice Climbers with Juleka.

Makoto: Little Mac, to everyone and no one's surprise. Also enjoys playing Ness and Zelda. Alix and her are deadly with dual Wii Fit Trainers.

Morgana: Can't really play on account of being in a cat's body. Would play Mega Man if he could.

Nathaniel: Bowser & R.O.B., the latter being purely to piss off Alix.

Nino: Used to play Kirby and Captain Falcon before making a big switch to Meta Knight and Richter.

Ryuji: Got into the habit of playing Toon Link. Trying to get the hang of Incineroar.

Shiho: Self-proclaimed Falco main, secret Byleth pocket. Wishes Ganondorf was better.

Yusuke: A Sora whose playstyle is practically designed to piss Futaba off. Hates playing against Lucario, Greninja and Fox.

Yuuki: Learning to play Wolf but is best with Duck Hunt. Surprisingly good Donkey Kong main.

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A list of “What People Who Main [X] in Smash Are Like Because I’m Bored”

- Kirby mains become Kirby. I don’t care if you’re a 6′5 and jacked, if you main Kirby you are small, you are pink, you are adorable, and you are going to kick everyone’s ass or die trying.

- Jigglypuff mains need to stop going for the Sing/Rest combo.

- Pikachu mains are shockingly good.

- Pichu mains are even more shockingly good.

- Falco mains are the most fucking annoying people on the planet and they revel in it. (To give you a good point of reference: I main Falco.)

- Fox mains are just as annoying as Falco, possibly more so because they’re actually kind of competent.

- Ganondorf mains are way too serious but are generally good sports.

- Captain Falcon mains are not serious enough and will rage quit sooner than lose like babies.

- Lucario and Mewtwo mains know what they’re doing - only the strong and adaptable survive with those two.

- If you’re a man and you main Samus, you’re terrible. If you’re a woman and you main Samus, you’re a force to be reckoned with. If you’re a non-binary person and you main Samus, you’re unstoppable.

- Mario mains are slices of stale white bread or OGs who look down on people who discovered Mario in any game other than the original side-scrollers or 64.

- Luigi mains think they’re better than Mario mains. They are.

- Duck Hunt mains are meme lords.

- Bowser mains are stronger than any US marine.

- Link mains are dedicated and sad.

- Young Link mains are dedicated and obnoxiously happy and spirited.

- Game & Watch mains are the funniest people on the planet, you hold those people close and you do not let them go.

- Wolf mains are edgy and watch too much anime and will be the last people to deny it.

- Incineroar mains are unbearable to be around.

- Steve mains are either children, or adults who think they’re funny. They’re not.

- Yoshi mains have two options: they’re wholesome sweethearts who will probably apologize after murdering you, right after they stopped laughing, or they’re super calculated, skilled and dedicated Smash champions behind a cute pudgy dinosaur mask.

- Banjo and Kazooie mains think they’re like Yoshi mains, but they have none of the charm.

- Pokémon Trainer mains are probably really salty Genwunners who suck the fun out of everything. They use Charizard way too often.

- Bayonetta mains are much less horny than you’d expect. Very capable.

- Piranha Plant mains are the best. They’re probably also holding out hope for Waluigi being added to the game. :’)

- All Ness mains are demons. All of them. And they all know it, too.

- Zelda mains are the nicest people but they will laugh at your frustration while you fight them

- If you main any of the Fire Emblem characters you have no personality other than anime, I’m sorry. I can’t tell any of you apart.

- Snake mains are assholes, but they’re mostly likable... mostly.

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Falcon And Winter Soldier Episode 5- My Thoughts

Oh boy,  this one might be a bit longer than usual.  There’s a lot to go through in this episode. As always, spoilers under the cut.

It immediately picks up after Walker brutally murdered Nico in that crowded square. We see he’s taken off running, and ends up in some deserted warehouse of some kind.  For a moment, you almost think he’s starting to grasp the gravity of what he’s done, but he’s then plagued by memories of his time with Hoskins, which only leads to him further slipping into insanity and convincing himself that he did what was necessary. That’s when Bucky and Sam enter the scene.  They quickly figure out that Walker’s off his rocker.  Particularly when Walker tries to justify his actions by claiming that Nico was the one who killed Hoskins, even though it was clear that Karli was the one who killed him. They do their best to try and help him realize that revenge is not the same as justice, but Walker isn’t willing to listen.  Sam, slipping into councilor mode, attempts to calm him down. Unfortunately, if his words were having any affect on Walker, it all went downhill fast when Sam told Walker to hand the Shield over to them. Because Walker firmly believed the Shield was his rightful property, so he was not about to willingly give it up.  So Bucky and Sam have no choice but to take the Shield back by force.  At one point during this fight, Bucky gets momentarily dazed upon getting thrown into some sort of circuit breaker box, which also seems to briefly cause his vibranium arm to short-circuit.  Of course, Sam can’t really hold his own against a crazed Super Soldier one-on-one for long, and Walker eventually has him pinned to the ground.  He even destroys Sam’s Falcon wings.  But just before Walker could actually kill Sam- yeah, he was actually about to kill Sam there!- Bucky recovers and rejoins the fight.  Together, Sam and Bucky manage to pry the Shield away from Walker’s tight grip.  Though they have to break his arm in the process. But even then, Walker isn’t backing down.  Because he still firmly believes HE is Captain America.  It takes a pretty awesome combo move from Bucky and Sam to take Walker down. Because not even a Super Soldier can withstand getting swung into a jet-packed fueled blow from the Shield.  With Walker defeated, Bucky pretty much places the Shield at Sam’s feet, effectivly giving it to him once again, before walking off without a word.

So, after that pretty epic battle, the episode allows the characters, and the viewing audience, a chance to catch their breaths. Karli and the Flag Smashers have pretty much gone underground, making it impossible for anyone to locate them. Not that the government doesn’t try, as they conduct raids to all the GRC facilities that housed them, and even arrest the people that offered them shelter.  But still, no sign of Karli anywhere.  So Bucky and Sam decide there’s not much more they can do, particularly since they’ve been benched by the government officials.  Even so, Sam still wants to do what he can in seeing this whole thing to the end. So he asks his friend and associate, Joaquín Torres (who we haven’t seen since Episode 2), to keep him posted. Although, Sam also leaves his broken wingsuit with Joaquín. Which is probably a reference to the fact that Joaquín took up the mantle of Falcon after Sam in the comics.

Of course, there’s still the loose end of Zemo.  Bucky manages to track him down in Sokovia, at the memorial that was put up in honor of everyone who died there during the events of Age of Ultron.  Which does make sense, since Zemo’s wife and children were among the casualties.

Now, I gotta pause for a moment to talk about something here.  During the Previously On segment for this episode, we got reminded of a scene from a previous episode, in which Zemo seemed to be trying to shame Sam and Bucky for not ever visiting the memorial themselves.  Maybe it’s me, but that seems kinda unfair.  For starters, Bucky and Sam weren’t even involved during the events of Age Of Ultron.  With Sam, I don’t think he was officially an Avenger at that point.  He was part of the reserve team, if anything.  And Bucky was in Romania, trying to reacquaint himself with his true identity while hiding from both the CIA and what was left of Hydra. Even if that wasn’t the case, when exactly were they supposed to visit the memorial?  As of the events of Civil War, Sam was on the run as a fugitive alongside Steve and Natasha.  And Bucky was in Wakanda, either in cryofreeze or going through mental rehabilitation.  And then they both got dusted at the end of Infinity War, meaning they were erased from existence for the next five years.  So when exactly could they have visited the Sokovia Memorial to pay their respects? Of course, I do get what the episode was trying to say, since the Avengers didn’t really do much in offering Sokovia any sort of relief efforts.  (Though you could also argue that Tony should have been the one to handle that, considering the whole situation with Ultron was his own fault.  And goodness knows he had the monetary means to do something, with him being the billionaire and all. But I guess that’s all semantics.)

Anyway, Zemo tells Bucky that the only way they can hope to stop Karli now is by killing her, but Bucky tells him they’re going to try to do things their own way.  At this point, Bucky aims a gun at Zemo’s head.  But it’s soon revealed that Bucky had previously made sure the gun was already empty when he shows that he’d removed the bullets beforehand. Which I guess was his way of showing Zemo that he was wrong about him.  And that Bucky, despite being an enhanced individual (something that Zemo clearly hates), still chose to spare his life.  At this point, the Dora Milaje show up, with the intention of bringing Zemo to the Raft, that prison we last saw in Civil War.  Before Zemo is escorted off, he tells Bucky he took the liberty of crossing his name out of Bucky’s book, and that he doesn’t blame Bucky for doing what he thought was right.  Wow, how magnanimous of him, right?  Shame he couldn’t have extended this same level of courtesy towards the rest of the Avengers.

Still, I guess this means we’ve seen the last of Zemo.  At least for now.  Eh, good riddance, I say.  I personally hope we never see him again,  While I do sympathize that he lost his family, I still don’t like him in the slightest.  On the other hand, I did like that Ayo indicated that Bucky is at least partially forgiven for helping break Zemo out of jail.  Sure, she does tell him that he should still stay away from Wakanda for the time being, but she is calling him White Wolf again. Which indicates that their friendship wasn’t broken beyond repair.  Before they part ways, however, Bucky tells Ayo that he has one more favor to ask of her.

Here, the episode begins to focus on Sam as he begins to head back home to Louisiana.  But first, he makes a detour back to Baltimore, in order to sit down and really talk with Isaiah. Which enables us to really learn exactly what happened with him in the 1950s.  Turns out, he didn’t get injected with the Super Serum knowingly  He and a few other Black men were essentially used as guinea pigs, in which they were told they were being given tuberculosis shots or something when it was actually an experimental recreation of the Super Serum.  But it seems that, for some reason, the other Black test subjects begin displaying some manner of unfortunate side effects to the Serum, which suggested it wasn’t stabilizing with them.  Only Isaiah was able to successfully transition into a true Super Soldier like Steve Rogers.  So when the other Black test subjects were captured behind enemy lines (because this was the time of the Korean War), the US government were simply planning to drop bombs on the POW camps, in order to prevent word of their little experiment from getting out.  When Isaiah found out what they were planning, he took it upon himself to get those men out of there, in a similar manner to what Steve did in the first Captain America movie.  Except he was rewarded for his bravery by being locked up like a criminal, with the US government conducting experiments on him to try and figure out why the Super Serum worked with him and not the other test subjects.  They even told Isaiah’s wife that he was dead while making sure he never received any of the letters she’s sent him.  In the end, Isaiah only escaped because this nameless nurse took pity on him and helped him escape by essentially faking his death.  This backstory really is sad and tragic, especially when you realize it’s partially based on an actual historical event.  Just try looking up the Tuskegee Experiment sometime.  It’s really messed up.  Anyway, Isaiah finishes his sad story by telling Sam that, regardless of what he might believe, the world hasn’t changed that much.  And that not only will the world never accept a Black man as Captain America, no self-respecting Black man would even attempt to take up the mantle because of how America has always treated men like them.

With that advice still weighing on his mind, Sam returns home to rejoin his sister, Sarah, and his two nephews, AJ and Cass.  So now we’re getting back to the subplot from the first episode, involving the failing family-run fishing business.  It seems Sarah is still thinking it’s time to throw in the towel and simply sell their family’s fishing boat.  The main issue with that is, because it’s all run down and in need of serious repair, nobody would even consider buying it.  Fortunately, Sam has an idea.  Remembering how their parents, who apparently died some time ago, had been long-standing pillars in the community and had often offered aid to their neighbors, Sam makes a few phone calls and gets the whole community to come pitch in and help repair the old fishing boat, thereby repaying the previous kindness of Sam and Sarah’s late parents.  One of the neighbors even comes by with a brand new engine for the fishing boat. But then, just as Sam is wondering how they’re going to manage getting the heavy-looking boat engine off the back of the truck, Bucky appears out of nowhere, using his Super Soldier strength to effortlessly lift the motor up over his shoulders.

Bucky explains his presence away, stating he’s only there to drop off a crate for Sam, which clearly came from the Wakandans.  It’s implied the contents of the crate have something to do with the favor he asked of Ayo.  But then, Bucky ends up sticking around to help Sam fix up the fishing boat.  Cue a boat repairing montage, complete with a song playing over the whole sequence.  Bit bizarre we’re getting something like this in the penultimate episode, but it’s still pretty enjoyable.  Particularly since we get to see Bucky and Sam actually bonding as themselves.  And yes, there does seem to be vague implications that there might eventually be something between Bucky and Sarah.  Although, I don’t know if I necessarily ship it.  At least not yet.  I’d need to see more of them interacting with each other besides just seeing Bucky saying ‘hi’ to her a few times before I make up my mind.  Granted it would be an interesting thing to explore of course.  Particularly since, to my knowledge, it would be the first biracial couple featured in the MCU.  Unless you count Peter Quill and Gamora, of course.  (And that brief thing that was going on between Peggy and Jason Wilkes in the woefully short-lived Agent Carter series.)  At present, though, I think Bucky’s obvious affection towards Sam’s family seems more tied to his own memories of his life before WW2.  When he wakes up the next morning on the couch (because Sam invited him to crash at the house instead of finding a hotel room somewhere), a genuine smile appears on his face when he catches AJ and Cass playing around with the Shield in the living room.  Those of you who have read Bucky’s bio in the MCU wiki might remember that Bucky was the oldest child of four, so seeing AJ and Cass might be reminding him of how he used to play with his younger sisters.  And interestingly enough, Sam’s sister’s name is Sarah.  Which was also the name of Steve Roger’s mother, which is probably making Bucky feel even more nostalgia.  (Side note- Bucky was actually sleeping on the couch.  Which is a step up from where we first saw him in the first episode, where he was sleeping on the cold, hard floor.  This is probably an indication that Bucky is starting to heal.)

Anyway, we then see Bucky helping train Sam in throwing the Shield around.  They even set up an obstacle course of sorts, with mats being tied to a few of the surrounding trees.  They briefly discuss the lingering issue of the Flag Smashers.  There’s still no sign of Karli, but Sam promises to give Bucky a call when he gets a new lead, and Bucky promises that he’ll come back to assist Sam at that time.  However, the main focus of the scene involves Bucky finally apologizing to Sam for giving him a hard time over the Shield in the first place, with him acknowledging how he and Steve didn’t really grasp what it might feel like to a Black man to be given the Shield.  We also get an indication that Steve and Bucky did discuss Steve’s plans of retiring by staying in the past to live a life with Peggy after returning the Infinity Stones ahead of time. It was vaguely suggested in a read-between-the-lines sort of way at the end of Endgame, but it’s nice they confirmed that Steve didn’t just up and decide to do that on the fly.  Bucky then starts opening up to Sam, admitting to him that the reason why he was so angry about the Shield in the first place was that, to him, the Shield felt like his last connection he had to Steve, who was the closest thing he had to a family.  And that feeling has intensified now that Steve is gone.  (Can we please get some clarification on what they mean by ‘gone,’ by the way?  Did Steve actually pass away from old age offscreen?  Up until now, it’s something they’ve only vaguely inferred to.  Like maybe, maybe, maybe.  But if that’s what happened, I wish they’d quit tiptoeing around the issue and just tell us straight out.)  Anyway, it’s really cool that Bucky is talking to Sam about all of this.  It does show that he truly does trust Sam.  Especially more than he does that crappy therapist they forced on him. Just saying, Bucky was still denying to her that he was having nightmares, despite apparently having sessions with her for six months.  But he freely admits to Sam that he is still having nightmares after only a week or so of them working together.  If that doesn’t illustrate how poorly Bucky’s relationship with his government issued therapist was going, I don’t know what does.  

As if getting how big a deal this is, for Bucky to open up to him like this, Sam once again slips into counselor mode.  He tells Bucky that he shouldn’t put so much concern onto what Steve thought of him, because Bucky can’t let what others think of him determine his own self-value. Or something to that effect.  He also advises Bucky to stop taking the easy way out in regards of alleviating his guilt over what he did as the Winter Soldier. Up until now, Bucky was only going after past Hydra agents to bring them to justice in an effort to make himself feel better.  But if Bucky really wants to gain peace of mind, he should instead focus on helping the victims feel better.  Which probably means that Bucky is going to go back and see that old man, Yori, from Episode 1 again and help him find closure by telling him the truth about what happened to his dead son. I admit, I’m really nervous about watching that scene unfold.  Yeah, Yori does deserve the truth, but I’m scared about how he might take it.  It would be understandable if he ends up blaming Bucky, sure.  But at the same time, it’s kinda been rubbing me the wrong way how this show seems to be acting like Bucky is a reformed assassin who has to atone for what he’s done.  No, that was what Natasha was.  Bucky, on the other hand, was the world’s longest serving POW. Someone who was tortured and brainwashed by evil Nazi scientists who stripped him of his free will and autonomy.  (And, if we consider the implications that Episode 3 gave us, we can also add sexual abuse to the list of things Hydra did to him.)  Yeah, it’s only natural Bucky feels bad for what Hydra made him do.  But that just indicates he’s naturally a good man with a good heart.  I’m not exactly a fan of the idea that he should be made to feel like he should atone for anything he did.  Because he was as much of a victim in all of that as the people Hydra sent him after.  Still, if trying to make up for what Hydra forced him to do is what Bucky needs to do in order to forgive himself, then I guess I can support that.  Do what you have to do to find closure for yourself, buddy.

Anyway, after Bucky leaves, Sam and Sarah continue to finish repairs on the fishing boat in preparation for selling it.  But just before Sam is going to paint over the names of their parents, which is printed on the side of the boat, Sarah stops him. It seems she’s changed her mind about selling the boat, considering the boat is part of their family legacy. Which is something that Sam is relieved to hear, as he didn’t want to see the boat getting sold off, either.  The siblings begin having a heart-to-heart, with Sarah telling Sam that, even though she’s always given him a hard time about the matter, she’d never thought he was running away from things whenever he went off to save the world and whatnot.  She also tells him that she knows he’s been dwelling on what Isaiah said to him, but helps Sam make a decision involving the Shield.  While Isaiah had good reasons for believing the way he did, Sam ultimately decides that the pain Isaiah went through would be in vain if nobody continued to fight for the future.  And so, Sam decides that he’s now willing to accept the mantle of Captain America.  Which leads to another montage.  This time of Sam going through a self-training session with the Shied, with his nephews, AJ and Cass, helping out.  The training montage ends with us seeing that Sam has become a pro at throwing and catching the Shield.

Of course, just when you start to think this episode is feeling like the series finale, with everything wrapping up and setting the stage for a future adventure, we get the reminder that there is still one more episode to go.  It seems that Karli has been pushed over the edge after the death of Nico, as well as seeing all the GRC facilities raided and cleared out of refugees.  And she is now out for revenge.  Specifically, she plans to rally up what remains of her followers and attack the GRC headquarters, as they plan to vote on the Patch Act, which would force millions of people to relocate to their home states. To achieve this goal, Karli manage to join forces with Batroc, who had previously appeared at the beginning of Episode 1.  Strangely enough, an earlier scene does suggest Batroc was actually hired to team up with Karli and the Flag Smashers by Sharon Carter, which only further indicates that Sharon is a bit shady.  What exactly is Sharon up to?  Is she a bad guy now?  That would kinda stink, since she is Peggy Carter’s great niece or something.  Talk about besmirching your family name.  

Anyway, right when the Flag Smasher’s attack on GRC headquarters is about to begin, Sam gets a tip off from Joaquín, who had been keeping his ear to the grapevine in terms of the Flag Smasher’s movements. Apparently, the Flag Smashers coordinate their attacks via this coded cellphone signal, which  Joaquín had figured out how to hack into.  And he notifies Sam that the coded cellphone signal is now showing up in New York City.  Sam seems to figure out what the Flag Smashers are about to do when he sees a news report on the TV about the GRC voting on the Patch Act that evening.  Deciding to go and do something about it, he opens up that Wakandan crate Bucky had dropped off.  The episode ends before we can see what exactly was inside the crate, though.  They’re clearly saving that reveal for the final episode.  Although, my boyfriend, who is also my viewing partner for this show, is a bit of an expert on what went on in the Marvel comics.  (He even worked in a comic book/gaming store before we met.)  It seems that, in the comics, Sam Wilson did end up getting a pair of Falcon wings that utilized hologram technology of some kind.  So he’s theorizing that’s what it is.  Still, we have to wait until next Friday to know for sure.  Either way, it looks like this next episode will decide what happens with Karli and the Flag Smashers.  I honestly don’t see how it’s possible to resolve things with Karli peacefully, though.  She seems too far gone at this point.  But I’m sure Sam will still try to talk her down, which only deepens my respect for him.  And who knows?  Maybe Sam will succeed, with Karli going the Coalhouse Walker route- agreeing to stand down in exchange for the promise of a fair trial, which would allow her to state her case.  (Of course, I hope they don’t do things exactly how it went down in Ragtime.  Because in that story, they pretty much promise Coalhouse that he’ll receive a fair trial, but the moment he surrenders himself, the police immediately open fire and shoot him dead.  Which is not even remotely cool.)

Oh, and then there’s still the matter of Walker.  Unfortunately, I don’t think we’ve seen the last of him.  Because even though Sam and Bucky effectivly took him down AND he received a dishonorable discharge by the US government, he still refuses to believe he did anything wrong.  He’s convinced that he still deserves to be Captain America.  While a small part of me does pity him, he really is displaying what appears to be a fragile White male ego.  He even goes up to Hoskin’s grieving parents and sister and lies to them about how Nico was the one who killed their son, and that they should take comfort in the fact that justice was served.  There’s also a mid-credits scene where we see he’s trying to make his own version of the Shield.  Doubt its made of vibranium, of course.  I Gotta say, I’m seeing a lot of parallels between Walker and Karli right now.  Both of them have convinced themselves that they are 100% in the right, and everything they do is completely justified.  Which naturally makes them both very dangerous. However, I’m mostly concerned by this mysterious woman.  Contessa, or whatever it was she called herself.  She approached Walker after his trial to tell him that he didn’t do anything wrong before giving him what appears to be a blank business card.  (I’m guessing there’s some sort of secret decoded message on this business card that Walker will decipher later on.)  I have no idea who this woman is supposed to be or what her goal is.  I’m guessing she’s someone comic book experts would recognize, but my boyfriend/viewing partner, who is familiar with the comics, didn’t seem to recognize her name, either.  So it’s a big mystery at this point.

Before I wrap up my thoughts for this week’s episode, there is something partially unrelated I should mention.  For those of you who haven’t heard, Sebastian Stan’s latest movie, Monday, recently came out.  And it seems that this movie includes Sebastian and his female co-star in a full-frontal nudity scene.  From what I’ve heard, there have been some select individuals who have seen fit to criticize Sebastian’s appearance in this scene, because he wasn’t in perfect shape or something like that.  If you were one of those select individuals who decided to body shame Sebastian after watching this movie?  Grow up!  Bodies come in all shapes and sizes.  And to expect a male actor to have a completely chiseled physique at all times is extremely unrealistic, particularly when they’re portraying an ordinary person.  The fact that people were acting like this is even more disgusting when you consider the fact that Sebastian Stan apparently already has some body issues.  The fact that he was still willing to film this full-frontal scene despite those issues just illustrates his passion and dedication to his skill as an actor and the message this movie was meant to convey.  He did not deserve to have his body objectified the way it was. Nobody does.  So once again, this is me condemning the behavior of those select ‘fans.’ 

[oh-great-authoress]

19 for Fandom Asks! :)

Do you have any idea how hard your ask was, Welsh?

This drove me up the wall.

Okay, if I could be a part of any story, which story would I want to tag along in?

Well, it all depends.

Are we talking unadulterated canon stories, or fanfic—but then again, those things are not mutually exclusive.

So, here are the unadulterated canon stories I would love to be in, either to change outcomes myself, or to just enjoy the ride.

1. The Rise of Skywalker. I can save Ben and Armitage. I know I can. I’m a Slytherclaw. I can manage that.

2. Revenge of the Sith. I’m sure I can find a subtle way to convince Anakin that no, Padmè is not going to die in childbirth, yes, Palpatine is totally skeevy, and no, Obi-Wan’s not going to kill you for having a wife. He might be momentarily shocked and maybe a little bit upset, but he’s not going to kill you.

3. Harry Potter. You can bet your bottom dollar that I’d be right there, trying to convince Draco Malfoy to defect, and that I’d be right there at the Shrieking Shack/Boathouse with a bezoar to shove down Severus Snape’s throat, and a wand to intone Vulnera Sanentur three times. (Yes, I like Snape and Malfoy, I’m sorry, sue me, tumblr)

4. Lord of the Rings, but in particular, The Return of the King.

5. It’s not even been released yet, but Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, because Anson Mount’s Captain Pike was awesome, and so were Ethan Peck as Spock, and Rebecca Romijn as Number One, and this show’s definitely going to be awesome.

6. Again, another thing that hasn’t even been released yet, but The Falcon and the Winter Soldier. These two have some of the biggest dumbass energy I’ve ever seen, and I just want to eat popcorn while following Sam Wilson and Bucky Barnes.

7. Basically all of the Star Trek Alternate Original Series, but in particular, Star Trek: Into Darkness. If I can’t save the original timeline’s Captain Pike, because his fate is one that is unavoidable, you’re definitely going to find me pulling the the Kelvin Timeline’s Admiral Pike out of the way of that phaser blast. Jim Kirk lost one father, he doesn’t need to lose another.

8. 1995 Sense and Sensibility. Alan Rickman as Colonel Brandon. Enough said.

9. Pride and Prejudice. Again, enough said.

10. Game of Thrones. While I believe that Jaime Lannister went back to King’s Landing to save his sister, not his lover, (since that’s the only way I can wrap my head around that) I’d only be there to set a trap on the Kingsroad, knock his ass out cold, and drag him back to Winterfell.

Now, regarding fanfiction, that’s more difficult. But here are the fanfics I’d like to tag along in, in no particular order, because these are all amazing works. I’m naming non-pairing centric fics, because if I did, this list would be literal miles long, even longer than it already is.

1. When Darkness Seems to Hide This Place by IllyanaA. This fifty chapter epic is a wild ride, but this story kept me so entertained, I barely noticed the chapter count.

2. The whole Lord Vader’s Limpet Saga by frodogenic. This entire AU is just an amazing combo of laughs, feels, and drama. One of my favorite tropes is Admiral Piett is Done With Life, and the story in this AU, Meet the Skywalkers, which chronologically, is the first story in this wonderful AU, is from his point of view, and boy, let me tell you, it really, really delivered with Admiral Piett is Done With Life. I cannot recommend this whole AU more.

3. You Shall Become (Me) by Jedipati. This story was great, and the premise is all too plausible.

4. The Sanctuary AU by Sheankelor. As a Catholic, I loved this story; it was very well-written and the details were dead on, especially when you consider the author does not seem to be Catholic nor Christian.

5. A Riddled Universe by hazeldragon. I love the idea that there’s a universe where Tom Riddle is a good guy.

6. The Thrice Defied Series by Rae Kelly. This was so good, I ate this whole series up in two days.

7. The On The Flip Side series by MusicMelis. This. I am such a sucker for mentor!Severus & Harry fics, and these are good ones.

8. A Second Chance by keyphoenix. See the above.

9. Anakin and the Darkness Within by SsgtC. This is really, really good, with drama, laughs, and details I never thought I needed.

10. Legend of the Lost by Rosaria Marie. I was kinda torn about putting this, because I always cry whenever I read this, but it’s too good not to include.

11. Bonus: A Wolf Amongst Lions by @kallypsowrites . The pairing here is very unusual, (don’t worry, it happens after Arya’s of age) in that it is Arya/Jaime, and at first I wasn’t sold on that, but the story isn’t really centric on that pairing, its main focus is its Arya & Tywin dynamic, which is what really sucked me in, and along the way, to my not-unpleasant surprise, I found myself not minding the Jaime/Arya. I was blown away by how amazingly this story was written, that I faithfully followed whenever the author would upload a chapter. Honestly, it was a highlight of my Thursday, that’s how much liked this fic.

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Our 1,000th Post!

Hey guys! This is our one-thousandth post on this blog! So, I wanted to make it something special. And, since it is the month of spookiness, I figured this would be perfect for it!

Enjoy!

This is Smash Bros 

(Parody of “This is Halloween” from the Nightmare Before Christmas)

Luigi: 

Gamers and neets of every age,

wouldn’t you like to see something strange?

Peach:

Come with us and ‘scape all your woes,

in our home of Super Smash Bros!

Chorus:

This is Smash Bros!

This is Smash Bros!

Goombas scream in the dead of night!

Link:

This is Smash Bros, everybody write a prose,

Smash and Clash till your competitors die of fright.

Zelda:

It’s our game, everybody knows,

In this game of Super Smash Bros.

Ganondorf:

I am the one taking oe’r your land,

emerging like a beast from the realm of sand.

Bowser:

I am the one causing all the mess,

coming in, and taking your Princess.

Chorus:

This is Smash Bros!

This is Smash Bros!

Smash Bros! Smash Bros!

Smash Bros! Smash bros!

Mewtwo:

In this game, where we roam,

everyone hail to the smasher song.

Wolf:

In this game, don’t we love it now,

Everyone’s waiting for the next SURPRISE!

Fox:

‘Round that corner man, hiding in the trophy,

something’s waiting to pounce and how you’ll

SCREAM!

Falco:

This is Smash Bros,

Red and Blue and Teams of Green!

Sonic:

Having fun?!

Little Mac:

Well that’s just fine!

Captain Falcon:

Say it once, say it twice,

Take a chance and roll the dice,

Play with your friends any day or night?!

Chorus:

Fight your foes! Fight your Foes!

In our game of Super Smash bros!

Villager:

I am the mayor with the very sharp axe,

Going after my foes with whips and cracks!

Isabelle:

I am the friend when you need one there,

get you through work so you can Smash down there!

Bayonetta:

I am the witch with the epic combos,

giving the fuc bois tears and a runny nose,

Chorus:

This is Smash Bros! This is Smash Bros!

Smash Bros! Smash bros!

Smash Bros! Smash bros!

SMASH BROS! SMASH BROS!

King Dedede:

Swords and Poke Balls make our day,

Life’s no fun without some good play!

Donkey Kong:

That’s our job and yet we’re sane,

In our super fun Super Smash game!

Dr. Mario:

In this game, don’t we love it now,

everybody’s waiting for the next surprise!

Marth:

Sheik and Snake might catch you in the back,

scream like a noob and make you jump out of your-

Fire Emblem Characters:

SKIN!

Chorus:

This is Smash Bros, everybody knows!

Won’t ya please make way for a very special guy!

Our man Mario, King of the Smash Bros!

Everybody hail to the Smash King NOW!

This is Smash Bros! This is Smash Bros!

Smash Bros! Smash Bros!

Smash Bros! Smash Bros!

Mario:

In this game, where we roam,

Everyone hail to the Smash Bros Song!

Chorus:

LA! LA! LA-LA LA! LA! LA-LA LA! LA!

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[elaynetrakand]

sunbeamsandmoonrays replied to your post “As excited as I am about the WoT tv adaptation, there are several...”

They should go the ouat route with ship names, which was a weird combo of their titles/occupation/names - Captain Swan, Outlaw Queen, etc

Lol that would definitely be an improvement, but it would still have great potential to be annoying. There’d be stuff like... Strawberry Flame and Gambling Asha’man and Falcon Wolf and Visionary Queen. My head is hurting just thinking about it.

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What your Smash main ACTUALLY says about you

Tired of seeing these and theyre not even remotely accurate. Plus, im bored.

Mario - Either a child who doesnt play games, or you were pretty decent at smash 4.

DK - Will constantly tell "jokes" where the punchline is just the word "dong." Only he will laugh.

Link - A huge zelda nerd. Thats it.

Samus - Plays her in every game. Definitely a casual.

Dark Samus - Tired of playing Samus in every game. Is trying to "switch it up," even though its the exact same character.

Yoshi - Does not play smash, just thinks yoshi is cute.

Kirby - Either the same as yoshi, or genuinely THE WORST player youve ever seen. Has no idea how to play, but thinks theyre good.

Fox - Crazy tryhard, loves melee, is actually decent.

Pikachu - plays pikachu in every game. Will say "Pikachu is actually the best character in ultimate," cuz he read that online at launch. Doesnt know that its not actually true anymore.

Luigi - the most pleasant person in the room. Just wants to have fun.

Ness - Huge earthbound fan. The only other character theyve ever played is lucas, briefly.

Captain falcon - the most basic-bitch competitive smash fan there is. Not good at the game, but will scream when he gets the one knee he can actually land.

Jigglypuff - will spam rest. Is surprising good at landing it.

Peach - Either a casual fan of peach, or is about to beat you down.

Daisy - Just a big fan of daisy.

Bowser - either a 5 year old boy, or a secret pro.

Ice climbers - wishes they were playing melee or brawl.

Sheik - plays sheik in every game

Zelda - either a cool girl or a cringy waifu warrior

Doctor Mario - Will kill you at 40% like its nothing. A skilled specialist.

Pichu - Carries the assumption from melee that pichu is bad, and is just doing it for a joke. Has no idea pichu is the best character.

Falco - crazy tryhard, loves melee, sucks.

Marth - plays marth in every game.

Lucina - played marth until smash 4, cringy waifu warrior.

Young link - Will parade around his opinion that Majora is the best zelda, like its an unpopular opinion or something.

Ganondorf - will wiggle the c stick and laugh hysterically at every kill he gets. Does not care who wins.

Mewtwo - Been playing mewtwo since project M. Pretty good at smash.

Roy - Either a child or a mediocre tryhard.

Chrom - Still thinks chrom is the best character, even after the meta has left him behind.

Game and watch - just an average dude. Will try to combo into a 9 every chance he can.

Meta knight - was really into smash 4, wants to be cool.

Pit - has a crush on him

Dark pit - only children main this character. Half of the kids i play smash with play dark pit, but ive never met an adult who plays him.

Zero suit - cringy waifu warrior. Subbed to nairo on twitch.

Wario - similar to wario in real life

Snake - devout snake main in brawl

Ike - huge path of radiance/radiant dawn fan. Mained him since brawl.

Pkmn trainer - can play like half the roster well, or only plays charizard.

Diddy - misses smash 4

Lucas - will always complain about mother 3's localization, or was good at smash 4.

Sonic - still says "youre too slow" when they taunt, even though it was removed after brawl

Dedede - just wants to make people mad. Will crouch any chance they get.

Olimar - a genius irl, and good at the game. Doesnt make any effort to be social.

Lucario - a big DBZ fan

ROB - watches every local they can find, lives on r/smashbros

Toon link - pretty cool irl, but likes to spam projectiles rather than play the game.

Wolf - crazy trihard, loves melee, is actually REALLY good.

Villager - same as toon link

Mega man - only likes really technical characters.

Wii fit - just a normal ass dude. Maybe cringy if they keep talking about female WFT's body.

Rosalina - nobody liked them in smash 4, and this trash character is their karma.

Little mac - between the ages of 9 and 15. Thinks theyre good.

Greninja - a weeb, their favorite pokemon games are gen 6 and 7.

Palutena - cringy waifu warrior, actually keeps up with the meta.

Pacman - a normal ass dude

Robin - cringy waifu warrior. Will reset if he accidentally picks male robin.

Shulk - wishes he was playing as rex

Bowser Jr - has a favorite koopa kid, for some reason.

Duck hunt - a weeb. Actually followed the japanese smash 4 scene.

Ryu - is actually proficient as street fighter. The skill mostly carries over.

Ken - same as ryu

Cloud - "No cloud is still pretty good."

Corrin - never talk to this person under any circumstances. The cringiest of all waifu warriors. Openly discusses his fetishes.

Bayonetta - a gay man

Inkling - is about to mess you up

Ridley - still not over the fact that they added ridley

Simon - will make at least 1 he-man joke

Richter - only wants to win. Fun is not a priority.

King K Rool - Only speaks in smashtuber quotes

Isabelle - just passing the time until AC switch.

Incineroar - will spend the entire game fishing for 1 stylish kill

Piranha plant - only speaks in memes

Joker - Just a huge fan of Persona 5

Miis - Still salty that their fave wasnt added. Made a mii of them.

[fibrielsolaer]

Smash Ultimate tier list based entirely on which characters I like and which I hate

BSP = Big Sexy Personality

FBNIS = Fun, But Not In Smash

MPATBUD = Mario Princesses Are Terrifying Blow-Up Dolls

S Tier

Kirby: absolutely the man, if you don’t love Kirby you’re probably the asshole who got this roster flooded with Marth World pricks

Pikachu: He quicc. He thicc. He’ll Thunderbolt you to hicc

Except it’s a she because I only ever play Librechu ;p

Bowser: BSP

Zelda: She is so cute, I can finally stand playing as her

Pichu: He is so cute, it almost makes up for how stupid he is

Ganondorf: He’s finally fucking cool. He uses the goddamn sword now

Lucario: What if Mewtwo was a Shaolin monk hunk

I only play purple Lucario for reasons you’re best not knowing

Toon Link: He’s the cartoon that Link and Young Link watched and modeled themselves on

Ridley: HOLY SHIT IT FEELS AWESOME TO PLAY RIDLEY

I love how the game designers know he’s way too small so when you fight him in Classic Mode as Samus he gets Giant modifier

K. Rool: BSP

Piranha Plant: The pain from the pipes, this disrespectful piece of shit is so stupid he wraps around to greatness, with his inclusion I’ve changed my mind and now say fuck it, add Bandana Waddle Dee, hell add a regular Waddle Dee if you want, I don’t even care anymore

A Tier

Luigi: Few people know that he and Mario are actually identical twins, his brother merely wears a fat suit (the weight of which has crushed his spine) so they can be told apart

Ness: I like the picture you get when you play for 20 hours

C. Falcon: This is the guy who beats up Incineroar. As the positive icon of the people he never shows any emotion except for “YUS!” and “SHOW ME”. All Might was probably based on this jackass

Jigglypuff: Like so many other Pokemon, its adorable facade is a veneer for an expansive and unfathomable eldritch demon. The difference is, despite how fucking many Pokemon like that there are, nobody has found Jigglypuff’s secret and lived to tell

Young Link: He’s actually Link’s son, who idolizes his father and wants to follow in his footsteps. His dad has strayed from the path but young blood here carries on the true faith. Also, FBNIS

Mewtwo: He was the original Damn Cool Pokemon. He jockeys with Lucario for that role now but all they ever do is sit there charging their neutral Bs talking about how the planet will explode in 5 minutes

Roy: He knows that the Marth World infestation is soon to be purged, because there are like five actual Marths including him, so he decided to become the best Marth World character so he alone will survive

Pit: The only cunt from his series besides Dark Pit who had the decency not to change voice and try to pretend it was the same fucking one. I never play as him ever but Sakurai sure cared more about making him fresh & fun post-Uprising than any of his other goddamn characters

Charizard: BSP

Dedede: BSP

Bowser Jr.: This rude little shit is the guy who you invite to a party and he brings his whole crew, excuse me no I didn’t invite Wendy and Horton and Lenny and all these bitches, but fuck it y’all cool

Simon: I like his funny walk and he looks like Conan the Barbarian

Richter: I like his funny walk and he looks like a dork

Isabelle: Do you know this literal bitch killed me with a fucking stop sign 3 times before I unlocked her, why isn’t that a reaction macro

Incineroar: He pretends to be a bad guy so that kids’ heroes will beat him up on TV and they will be happy. He is so sweet

B Tier (Everyone Is Meh)

Mario: Meh

Donkey Kong: Meh

Link: The dad who strayed from the path, I really don’t like the Breath of the Wild Link, FBNIS

Fox: Meh

Sheik: Meh

Dr. Meh: Mario

Falco: Hands off my meh

Mehrth: He’s kinda cool but Roy is way cooler

Mr. Game & Watch: What an annoying asshole

Wario: It’s not the cool Wario, it’s the stupid Wario Ware one, and he brings all his obnoxious waifu friends with him. It’s Wario after he retired from his teen Youtube star days at the age of 30 and he’s trying to stay young and cool-looking but his stoner friends keep fucking it up

Solid Snake: Meh, too indirect for me, FBNIS

Squirtle: Meh-est of the Pokemon Trainer trio, he just doesn’t provoke like any reaction from me at all unlike the other two

Diddy Kong: Meh

Olimeh: This is the most boring goddamn character, everything you do you have to pluck fucks

ROB: He barely animates

Villager: I kinda wish Animal Crossing let you be an animal too. The lone human character is really boring

Mega Meh: You got: FBNIS

Little Meh: I dunno I’ve just barely ever played him

Mehninja: Maybe I should actually try playing it once ever

Duck Hunt: If there was a B-and-a-half tier I’d put this one there because you can delay the side-B and set up Snake-level GOTCHA combos, otherwise the novelty wears off fast

Ryu: He is the 2nd-least likeable guy, what a turbo douche

Bayomehtta: She’s rule 63 Dante, her game was always just a DMC ripoff that relied on her tits & ass to differentiate from it

Inkling: I like the yellow hair girl one but I ABSOLUTELY HATE THE CRINGY-ASS ASSIST TROPHY AND WILL ABSOLUTELY UNFAIRLY BLAME THE CHARACTER FOR THIS.

C Tier

Samus: She is the most FBNIS character

Ice Climber: They’re really un-cute and I hate their desync thing

Metaknight: This guy was so much cooler before he talked, or rather, before he screamed AYAYGYGYAYGYAGA

Ike: Marth World has like 2,000 characters ranging from pegasus knights to barbarians to psychic dragon-girl dancers, and yet we keep getting these boring fucking swordsmen

Pokemon Trainer: Get absolutely the fuck out you twerp you don’t even do a goddamn thing and you die the second any one of your THREE fighters is KO’d so you don’t even incorporate the actual spirit of your original character unlike literally everybody else

Venusaur: If I evolved this ugly fucker I would delete my save

Lucas: If I had an Absolutely Gone Machine that could erase anything in the world and delete everyone’s memory that it ever existed so they would shut the fuck up about it, Mother 3 would be precisely the fourth thing I deleted

Robin: Least shitty post-Melee Marth World character but I just haven’t bothered to try it out to see if it’s actually good or not, probably because I’m just too allergic to Marth World by now

Dark Samus: Cool, but why

Daisy: MPATBUD, but this one has the closest thing to a personality. Unfortunately it is a fucking terrible and horrific personality

Zero Suit Samus: hey cool Samus is Barbie now

Ken: Remember how I said Ryu was the 2nd-least likeable? Well here’s Liquid Ryu to seize the coveted spot

Cloud: Yeah hey, let’s take the one Final Fantasy protagonist with like the least connection to Nintendo, no it’s fine, every goddamn Marth World game except the one that justified its worldwide presence has a character in but we’re not gonna use Cecil or Buttz or Terra

Corrin: Any hope this bitch had to go on my “Is a dragon so I like it” list was ruined by how absolutely infuriating it is to fight against Corrin especially that one Spirit match where he spams his INSTANT FINAL SMASH THAT HAS LIKE AN INFINITELY VERTICAL HITBOX fuck this goddamn digimon

D tier

Yoshi: I’ve hated this thing ever since it stopped going BAWONKA WONKA and started going blblblblblbl

add Birdo as an Echo and I might forgive you

Peach: MPATBUD, Peach is usually able to manifest either the behavior of a real person (Paper Mario) or the appearance of one (Smash), but sadly never both, she is doomed to blow-up-dollery forevermore

Sonic: Please add any other Sonic character, any at all, I’ll even take Charmy, I fucking hate Blue Bubsy

Wolf: The only reason he is not the furry-trashiest character in Smash is because Krystal is an AT, this cocksucker deadass awoos

Wii Fit Trainer: Next to her, Mario Princesses almost look human

Rozzalinda: MPATBUD and this one is the worst, far and away the worst Mario Princess, she is the creepiest fucking woman. WHY IS IT THAT NOBODY IN MARIO ACTS LIKE A HUMAN FUCKING BEING EXCEPT THE CHARACTERS WHO AREN’T FUCKING HUMAN. tl;dr the only people who say rosalina is their waifu collect people’s faces

Mii Fighters: you dress them up to make a parody of a character and then never once actually use said parody because they are stupid

Palutena: remember in Uprising how they could make fake Palutenas, this is one of them, they have a fake Viridi too, you know it is because starting in smash 4 it is clearly two different actresses trying way too hard to sound like the old ones and i can’t get over it sorry. (also she plays like shit)

Pac-Man: I only liked him when he was a pizza

Shulk: does he ever shut the fuck up

Lucina: add a red nose and it’s Marth: Tumblr Edition

Chrom: oh fuck off

Robin’s bitchass final smash still calls this clown

even if you use it on Chrom

he is so ashamed of his audacity he fucking fucks himself

[beardedhandstoadshark]

Hey heyy so give us the Top 5 fandoms your in, pick your fav from each fandom and state a reason if you want to! ^^

Kirby- Kirby the best borb,

pink puffball of pureness, friend shaped ball with his immaculate vibes that can destroy gods with the literal power of friendship if they hurt his friends because he loves them <3

Legend of Zelda- might be a weird choice considering Midna *exists*, but hear me out: TP Link.

Emo cowboy, a super cool sword flexing move that you can do by pressing a after defeating an enemy with a skill (which is just *chefs kiss*), my main in smash bros brawl and 4 3DS (always with Kirby, obvs), that one "shooting dedede without looking“ cutscene from brawl (if you save Zelda at the start), afaik the only character in this entire series that actually pets the animals, he’s got a horse and a falcon, peak facial expressions, can be a gremlin, not only strong enough to wrestle with gorons, but overwhelmed the literal holder of the Triforce of Power when they locked swords, and also the very big, actually giant bonus of also being Wolf Link. Who is not only a good boi but can also talk to animals! (…this is mostly just projecting my love of gameplay mechanics in this game but ehh)

But tbh he‘s also tied with more obvious choices like, again, Midna, Linebeck (there are lots and lots of better explanations out there why they’re both cool), but also Young Link (precious and utterly OP in Hyrule Warriors), Linkle (second most OP character (at least when it comes to bosses) also I just think she‘s neat), Ooccoo (Sky Chicken Aunt👏 is precious👏 and deserves👏 more love!), Fierce Deity (he‘s just really cool. Also Fierce dad > Evil FD. He goes fishing! )

My Zelda fave depends on the current mood and what game I last played, really.

Minecraft Steve…?

(He pet the frög!)

Pokémon- Emmet and Ingo (in masters ex)

It’s not a main game, but I got both of their special fancy costume versions though complete luck and never looked back; once saw a post talking about how they only use one of them (forgot which one) in their team to hear that "All Aboooaaard!“ and yeah I can see why now. It’s just good vibes all around. (Also they‘re just such an OP combo in that game, I’m literally driving through almost anything, it’s great)

Etrian Odyssey- Flavio, probably

Idk I just like his vibes (also he‘s kinda the most relatable of the whole EO2 Untold team lmao, especially when it comes to some of his battle lines)