#With Ashley.

[mystalwartheart]

Tagged by: @schwarzwaldcr Tagging: Anyone who wants to!

name: Jill Valentine

nickname: Jillybean, Regina, JV, Val, The Master of Unlocking

gender: Female (cis)

romantic orientation: Demisexual/romantic Bisexual

preferred pet names: Honey, baby, sweetheart, darling

relationship status: Romantically involved with Ashley Graham @andthemouseroared in their primary verse, and by default unless we've discussed a pre-established relationship or shipping story arc.

opinion on true love: It's a sweet fantasy, but not exactly realistic. True relationships take chemistry, time and luck.

opinion on love at first sight: If you ask her she'd tell you it's at the very least highly implausible, if not outright impossible, but the case could be made she actually had this with Ashley.

how ‘romantic’ are they?: Extremely. More than anything, Jill needs someone who will allow her to be vulnerable with them and is as willing to take care of and support her as she is to take care of and support others: If you give that to her, she'll melt with you - She is a very attentive and caring partner.

ideal physical traits: Jill doesn't really have specific traits she looks for in a partner: She's probably seen it all. Generally being able to keep up with her is basically as far as it goes.

ideal personality traits: Emotional maturity, loyalty, honesty, empathy, integrity, availability and attentiveness.

unattractive physical traits: As long as you're not a B.O.W., you're probably fine.

unattractive personality traits: Immaturity, chauvinism, cruelty, emotional instability and unavailability, disloyalty, dishonesty, anger management issues.

ideal date: Anything intimate and carefree. Jill loves spending quality time with her partner such that the rest of the world almost seems to fade away. She loves a quiet night in with her lover, but she also likes going out somewhere. Though, when she does, she still tends to gravitate towards activities where she and her partner can have privacy apart from crowds.

do they have a type?: Jill's only type is someone who knows her, understands her and loves her fully. Her relationship history has been so brief she never had the opportunity to concoct any kind of idealized archetype in her mind: Her two "Great Loves" in her default verse, Chris Redfield and Ashley Graham, are very different from one another.

average relationship length: It's impossible to come up with a true statistical average because, by default, Ashley is the first and only long-term relationship Jill has ever had. She had flings in college that never went anywhere and she and Chris had this kind of unending "almost" relationship, but Ashley is the only one who came and stayed.

preferred non-sexual intimacy: Physical touch. Hand-holding, leaning her head on her partner's shoulder, snuggling, gentle caresses, massages, kisses. Words of love and affirmation are also big for her.

opinion of public affection: 100% for it and engages in it on a regular basis. Jill is fundamentally a demure woman, however, so she won't do anything too risqué in public.

past relationships?: Apart from the aforementioned college flings and intrasquad tension, none.

[stevenrogered]

I do not wish to unburden myself to you two, with your perfect marriage.

[zvdvdlvr]

imagine ur bd being out of the picture and your little girl running up to si ☹️🤍

   “Daddy!”

   Simon looked down, eyes wide at the little girl wrapped around his right leg. Johnny eyed him carefully. He was thankful none of the other café patrons paid any mind. “I’m not your daddy, love,” Simon said. He tugged his leg away gently but the strength of a child is hard to match.

     “Annalise, get off that man,” a woman cried. In the blink of an eye, she knelt near Simon’s leg and tugged the child away.

     “Dada!” She shrieked. Annalise’s chubby hands reached out for Simon’s. “Is dada, mama!”

     You shook your head. “I- I’m so sorry, sir. Her dad was in the military. Anna thinks everyone in fatigues is dada… Do you want me to get either of you a coffee to pay you back? I’m truly sorry.”

     Soap discreetly elbowed Simon harshly in the side. “‘M quite alrigh’ lass. Simon, here, would take a coffee if your serious. If you’ll excuse me, I got to go. Bye, little lassie,” the Scot rushed, face lightinf up at the way Annalise giggled as his parting.

     Annalise was still cooing and reaching for Simon. You just shifted her on your hip and rubbed her back. “Simon, yeah?”

     “That’s me, ma’am,” Simon nodded, feeling suddenly extremely exposed without the balaclava he had decided not to wear for one single occasion. “You don’t have to pay me back-“

     “Nonsense. I would feel like a bad person if I just let my kid latch herself onto your left and call you dad and then just swoop her up and leave,” you said, reaching for your wallet before walking over to the ordering counter. “What can I get you?”

     Simon ordered a small of his usual, watching you pull the money from your wallet without glancing at how much it costed. He observed you in that split second- a beautiful baby girl on your hip who thought any man in camo was her dad. So he had been in the service… Simon watched you smile kindly at the teen behind the counter who fumbled for your change. You murmured a quiet, “It’s quite alright, take your time.” A well-mannered, well put-together individual who was also very attractive. Simon knew what Johnny was doing when he left and Simon would be lying if he said he hadn’t thought you were a catch.

     “I seriously appreciate the coffee, ma’am, but it was unnecessary,” Simon said as you tucked your change back and waited for the drink. “As long as the kid’s alrigh’, I don’t need anything in return.”

     You smiled. You smiled at Simon and he swore his cold heart jumped in his chest. Clearly your bright smile disarmed Annalise as much as Simon because she let out a bubbly laugh and put her hands on your cheek. “What if I said I wanted to?” You asked coyly.

     Simon watched Annalise play with a baby hair near your face. “Then I’d say it’d be a cruel thing to tell a gorgeous woman no.”

[setsailforthestars]

Absolutely screaming at this tweet exchange

[selkiemaidenfae]

i love halsey because she'll write lyrics like "a girl like that is a mother, must be tough/ a problem child, i was rough/ but what do you do with a difficult grown up?" and then in another song she'll rhyme "michigan" with "bitch again"

[dailywoc]

Simone Ashley photographed by Rebecca Spencer for L’Oreal Paris.

[eggnogtoast]

the gang goes to therapy.

[chenfordsbee]

Bonus:

“I see you are not one for losing.”

[chizya]

[mystalwartheart]

— Five Songs.

"Unbreakable" - Sonic Syndicate

Monster, throw stones at me Deceiver, so passively you're haunting Dig in and paralyze me The martyr breathes hell in skies surrounding They won't take us alive; we're fighting to survive But we're running out of time So wake up, show me your eyes Break the chains that hold you, make it out alive Seeker, on the edge Athena, reward us for all we've bled

"But Not Tonight" - Depeche Mode

Just for a day on a day like today I'll get away from this constant debauchery The wind in my hair makes me so aware How good it is to live tonight And I haven't felt so alive In years The moon is shining in the sky Reminding me of so many other nights But they're not like tonight

"Another One Waits" - Graveyard Club

Closer Passing under streetlights Closing in on midnight Counting the ways that Nothing ever Nothing ever felt right Closer Tied too tight together Reflected in the mirror Telling yourself you're fine, You’re fine, You’re fine, You’re fine, You’re finally Closer Miles past the grey girls Far out from this dead world Finally these bones can let it go Now the wolves are in their cage And the dragon has been slayed But another one waits Another Another Let the sunlight slowly fade Let the darkness take the day But another one waits Another Another Sing sing sing, so sweetly

"Out of Touch" - Hall & Oates

Reachin' out for something to hold Looking for a love where the climate is cold Manic moves and drowsy dreams Or livin' in the middle between the two extremes Smoking guns hot to the touch Would cool down if we didn't Use them so much, yeah We're soul alone And soul really matters to me Too much

You're out of touch I'm out of time But I'm out of my head When you're not around

"Oh Honey Sweet" - The Primitives

It's enough to know that you will be there To take away all troubles and cares You brightened yesterday And I promise to repay I will give you my tomorrow I swear When the dark surrounds there's a light at the end Oh honey sweet I think of you then Away from this sad world I can be Freed from the chains that eyes cannot see And in some hour of need Should doubt and fear succeed Back in your saving arms I will be

IRL tagged by @timechange

[feminineambrosia]

Just stunning

[stevenrogered]

Anthony + the look of concern and sheer panic at the thought of Kate being unhappy in their marriage 

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

both ethan winters and ashley graham were born in 1984, so i swapped their places

redraw

alt version with pants!

[chaneilkular]

SIMONE ASHLEY Pirelli Calendar 2025

[pedgito]

ASHLEY JOHNSON & BELLA RAMSEY as ANNA & ELLIE WILLIAMS THE LAST OF US | Season One

[counterspelling]

Endless Bells Hells