#WillTing

[ihateloginwallsfuckyou]

Woag.. OTP For lif...

[jjcocker]

HAIIIIIIIIIII IWAS AGT. THERPY AND I DID A NEKO AMCHINE ORIHAMI THEREEEEEE YALLW ANA SEE ITM? ITS LIKE MY FITST GINISHED ORIGAMI EVERRRTTR I Feel So Sigma!

[heldentenxr]

Things to never say to Jonathan who just came out:

“Behold! The oracle spoke the truth!”

“Hi gay, I’m dad!”

“You’re so lucky you don’t have to donate blood now.”

“Our Father, Who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name; Thy kingdom come; Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread; and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.”

“In that outfit?”

“I’m gayer.”

“Would you like to go on record stating that for our organization’s diversity initiative?”

“You still owe me $45.”

[angelkeitai]

ohhhhhhhhhhh

[colorisbyshe]

i think i might go see wicked matinee during my holiday break but i'm sooo scared SO scared that someone will start singing

i already get pissed off beyond belief that people don't even whisper anymore they full out just speak during movies and text with their phones up instead of hidden under the trays on the seats, brightness at 100% ring tones ON key sounds ON

but if i hear some kurt hummel wannabe start to defy gravity... i think i might actually commit a crime (they're gonna be a HURT hummel wannabe!!!!!!)

[sevens-evan]

REALLY digging rellana. good stuff

[collectivemesses]

when sad, buy things

[asherasgayagenda]

IM GOIGN TO SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST AND EXPLODE INTO SPACE

[itsalwaysdark]

itis very funny i post so much abt myself but i dont actually post that much abt what goes on day to day . mainly bc there isnt much but like. u guys arent even aware of mine and lamps current music phase .. crazy

[kyogos]

i could never hate you aspy ❤️

[the-arthropod-queen]

i love how we're in the stage of capitalism where the companies have maxed the amount of things they can shoot so they start going for their feet instead

[alien-girl-21]

Ver estos videos sabiendo lo que paso es tan doloroso 😭😭😭😭

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Physical Fitness

[at the beach] Sonia Greene: oh howard this was such a lovely idea! Greene: a romantic seaside picnic and just the two of us! Greene: and we've got your favorite food right here - untoasted white bread! Greene: isn't this nice? HP Lovecraft: [sweats, stares at ocean] right sure

HP Lovecraft: Hey! Quit kicking sand in our faces! Sonia Greene: that man is the worst nuisance on the beach! Aleister Crowley: [grabbing Lovecraft] listen here, I'd smash your face, only you're so skinny you might dry up and blow away!

Crowley: [to greene, as he manhandles lovecraft] look babe, why don't you drop that zero and get with the hero Crowley: i'll show you how a real man kicks sand in people's faces! Crowley: THE GREAT BEAST!!! DO AS THOU WILLT!!!!

Lovecraft: The big bully! I'll get even some day! Greene: oh don't let it bother you, little boy Greene: i'll fix you up a nice big meal, put some meat on those bones Lovecraft: and that'll help me build muscle? Greene: [sweats] um muscle? um sure yeah muscle

Poe: howard, you need to stop letting aleister pick on you Lovecraft: but he's twice my size! he's all buff cuz of all the mountain climbing! Poe: you could start working out? Lovecraft: you mean physical labor? Lovecraft: sport?! Lovecraft: [sweats] like a common cornishman?!?

Poe: you should try it Poe: a good regimen of rowing and swimming helped me build mass Barker: oh come on edgar Poe: no really! Poe: [removes shirt, revealing he is super swole] Barker: Barker: oh right Barker: right i forgot about that

Mary Shelley: listen up nerd you don't need exercise Shelley: what you need is one of these [flips switchblade] Poe: oh come on mary, what if he gets attacked when he doesn't have knife on him? Shelley: dunno, that's never come up

Shelley: next time aleister gives you shit, you give him one of these [pantomimes shivving] Poe: mary, violence never solved anything Shelley: it does if you're good at it Poe: Barker: ah ha ha she's got you there edgar

Lovecraft: Darn it! I'm sick and tired of being a scarecrow! William Hope Hodgson says he can give me a real body. all right! i'll gamble a stamp and get his free book Lovecraft: i'll just not eat this week to afford the stamp

William Hope Hodgson: are you "fed up" with seeing the huskies walk off with the best of everything? Hodgson: sick and tired of being soft, frail, skinny or flabby? Hodgson: i know because i myself was once a puny 97 pound "runt" Hodgson: today, I am two separate gorillas

Hodgson: give me 5 weeks and my body building plan will turn YOU into the bronzed adonis you were meant to be Hodgson: through a dynamic combination of cardiovascular training, lifting big kegs, and standing in the desert while getting your balls tanned by an ultraviolet machine

Lovecraft: wow, how's you get so buff?? Hodgson: from constant brawling during my navy days Lovecraft: w-wait Lovecraft: you're a sailor?? Hodgson: yeah you should know from my popular lecture series about how much the navy fuckin sucks ass Lovecraft: [sweats]

Hodgson: ugh, i tell you Hodgson: it's just impossible to pay the bills with pseudoscience fitness programs catering to mens' insecurities Hodgson: i'm gonna pivot to weird fiction instead Hodgson: that's where the big money is

Hodgson: what if a bunch of pig men attacked a big house Smith: [on phone] hey clark ashton? it's me! your cousin! marvin smith! Smith: you know that new horror genre you're been looking for? Smith: well, listen to this! [aims phone at hodgson]

[raviolirash]

I imagine that Withers now and then pets Scratch and the Owlbear Cub. One day Tav catches him in the act, and he gives them this look of "No one willt believe you" and resumes his mysterious persona.

[innsstash]

[heejakies]

no one loves staticquake more than me i fear. actually. no one loves lincoln campbell like i do. you can like him but i like him in a way more tangible and profound way than u ever willt