#Wild Thoughts

[wowowwild]

I had kind of forgotten that Klavier dubbed him 'Herr Forehead' while they were arguing in court about exactly how some other guy got shot dead in the forehead... It's not even about the size of his forehead, it's just the first thing Apollo was nitpicky about. His nickname could have been anything if it was the first thing to annoy Klavier about him. This is a nickname born out of 'I can't believe the little shit who got my brother put away is seriously arguing about whether this guy was shot 2 inches to the left as if that makes a difference, seriously, how did him behind the defense bench end up with my brother going to jail, what the fuck' or whatever. And then it did make a difference. But I lost my original point, what I'm trying to say is the nickname is ten times funnier than when you realize it was made by Apollo just trying to do his uphill battle of a job and Klavier decides to be petty in the middle of a court room and not just a jab at his relatively average but slightly large forehead.

[strawberryfairi]

Tokyo Rev NSFW Headcanons 💖

The backshot kings:

Draken, Shuji, Keisuke, Taiju, Wakasa, Kakucho

The size kink brigade: Taiju, Kakucho, Shuji, Draken, South, Benkei, Hakkai

The tease masters:

Wakasa (so heavy with him), Ran, Sanzu, Izana, Mikey, Kazutora, Mitsuya, Hakkai (unintentionally)

The rough squad: Hard Doms

Shuji, Rindou (when he wants to be), Sanzu, Taiju (if you ask), Smiley, Izana, Keisuke (at times)

The ones that mastered how to make you squirt:

Draken, Ran, Shinichiro (unintentionally), Wakasa, Kazutora (unintentionally...or so he says), Kakucho, Taiju, Shuji, Koko, Hakkai (unintentionally)

The ones into that bondage sh*t:

Mitsuya, Izana, Koko, Shuji (I feel like he's up for most things really), Chifuyu (he'd let you do it to him too), Sanzu

The overstim addicts:

Shuji, Rindou, Sanzu, Kazutora, Wakasa, Mitsuya, Chifuyu, Ran

The ones that are always horny:

Kazutora, Shuji, Shinichiro, Chifuyu, Smiley

The ones that love to hear you beg:

Sanzu, Mikey, Keisuke, Ran, Draken, Mitsuya, Shuji, Wakasa, Kakucho, Izana, Shinichiro, South, Koko, Smiley, Rindou, Taiju, Benkei

The ones that are excellent with their tongues (and fingers):

Wakasa, Draken, Keisuke, Sanzu, Shuji, Mikey, Kazutora, Kakucho, Inui, Chifuyu, South, Koko, Shinichiro

The ones that like it soft and sweet:

Hakkai, Angry, Chifuyu (at times..he a freak on the low don't even play), Kazutora (most times)

The public/semi-public, thrill-seeker gang:

Shuji (I see this so heavy with him), Rindou, Wakasa, Sanzu (heavy for him too), Smiley, Shinichiro (he’d try it in his shop then realize how much he really loves it)

The ones that like to be called "Daddy":

Draken, Kakucho, Shuji, Benkei, South, Taiju

Car sex addicts:

Wakasa, Smiley, Ran, Sanzu, Draken, Shinichiro

Soft Doms:

Hakkai, Rindou, Inui, Kazutora, Wakasa, South, Benkei, Draken, Mikey, Mitsuya, Koko

The ones that love eye contact soooo heavy:

Ran, Taiju, Angry, Mitsuya, Izana, Rindou, Kazutora, Shuji, Wakasa, Draken, Hakkai, Keisuke, Shinichiro, Chifuyu, Smiley

The ones that love to brat tame:

Keisuke, Wakasa, Draken, Mikey, Ran, Kakucho, Taiju, Shuji, South, Mitsuya

The ones that love to grab and smack your ass any chance they get:

Shuji, Draken, Wakasa, Keisuke, Ran, Mitsuya, Kakucho, South, Shinichiro, Benkei

[stephpanda]

mantra

[hiddenpie]

I find myself touching

all of my hidden places

At the thought of you.

[natkhat-sa-shyam]

Thick or not

She still deserves *kisses on her inner thighs*...

[paluding]

This kid got some mad talent.

[loaksbitch]

in all positions pls. 🙌🏽

[mehrinmanzat]

Need few moments alone with myself.

[vhagarys]

you already know what i’m thinking…

[zarabella73]

[wowowwild]

Look, I love klapollo, we know this. But I don't know how you could ever convince Apollo to take Klavier seriously. The first thing Klavier does when he meets Apollo is immediately flirt, and the first thing he does once he knows who he is, is call him a 'little boy' who put his brother away (they are literally 2 years apart). Then that whole first part of the case he is just throwing insults. Really tears him apart. He still calls him Herr Forehead to this day! But he's also called him cool which is nice, but I think if anyone ever told me they 'liked my swagger' I think I would get a restraining order.

POV: You are Apollo and the pettiest man alive is trying to imply that he wants you carnally, but he also might be playing 5D chess to make fun of you for some arbitrary thing you said or did as he has numerous times before, but also you have witnessed this man being the dorkiest person alive and you're not sure how this fact might affect your perception of the situation.

POV: You are Klavier and the man of your dreams is staring you down like a witness who's actually a killer as you profess your undying love for him and it's a little unnerving and really ruining the vibe but the second you show nervousness he skitters off like a half starved feral cat, but you can't be normal about it bc you're an artist and also you are so deeply in love with him that being mellow seems disingenuous.

The answer is obviously open communication, but this is Ace Attorney and that's more illegal than murder. You gotta subtext a little harder, boys.

[bitchycunt]

If we fuck then it's an oath of lifetime entanglement I don't make the rules

[yesyes-crazyparty]

📸:from Jukka's story on instagram

[natkhat-sa-shyam]

I want someone with whom i can have extremely hard kinks but at the same time we're just goofy buddies in public

[night-panda]

Just thought if something. Now that we have confirmation that our Morty is in fact Morty Prime, he’s the only Morty that we can confirm wasn’t somehow manufactured by a Rick, either through cloning or manipulating Beth/Jerry. I guess that’s why he’s the Mortiest Morty.

[tangylemonade]

5 people liking my post about eating Jeon Wonwoos teeth is crazy. Like why is it something that other people are thinking 😆

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