#Why can't I be normal LMAO
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Ah yes, I love listening to the same song over and over for questionable periods of time.
#Delete later#HELP#Why can't I be normal LMAO#I CANT STOP LISTENING TO ITTTT#text post#text#kai talks
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He was about to kill you, Lex. Or divulge something you didn't want me to know.
— SMALLVILLE, "Forever" (4.21)
+ bonus from "Arctic" (7.20):
#smallville#smallvilleedit#svedit#lex luthor#jason teague#lionel luthor#clark isn't in these scenes but they're still very much#clex#sv 4x21#sv 7x20#dcmultiverse#my gifs#'why can't you see what's right in front of your face lex?' god. god. godddd.#I think there's a really interesting discussion to be had (with many potential viewpoints)#re: to what extent lex actually knew the truth either consciously or subconsciously at any particular time#and how much he was just in denial about it (and why)#I'm not really prepared to have that discussion in these tags but like#let's face it - lex figured out that clark had powers all the way back in 1x12#just because clark convinced him he was wrong at the time doesn't mean he just forgot that whole thing#and yet it seemed like the more seasons went on and the more obvious the truth became#especially the fact that clark was so heavily tied to all the alien weirdness of smallville#the more lex seemed to (subconsciously?) push back against accepting or recognizing that truth#I mean that's literally what he's doing in the 4x21 scene with jason#so it's like he both desperately wanted to know clark's secret but also didn't want to know at all#and that's just SO interesting#I mean jesus the 7x20 scene is supposed to be peak evil lex and yet he STILL has to be pushed into accepting the truth#and he does so with his eyes glistening because yeah he wanted to know clark's secret once upon a time but he never wanted THIS#(remember when lex told jonathan in s1 that he just wanted clark to have a happy normal life bc clark was such a good person?#and then he's told in 7x20 that to save the world he has to KILL clark and take that life away from him hahaha [crying] it's fine I'm FINE)#wow I really said 'I'm not prepared to have this discussion' and then just. proceeded to have it anyway huh. lmao oops
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It's Friday the 13th and this is the spookiest photo I've taken of my Pokemon that I can think of off the top of my head
#pokemon#crochet#amigurumi#mime jr#mime jr.#blacephalon#group photo#pkmnart#friday the 13th#it's the eyes everywhere and the idea of being controlled by a BABY and your head is literally made to explode but you CAN'T#and already you are a clown but it's not YOU being the clown actually because again you are being controlled by a baby#WHO by nature of being a baby is probably making you do funny things not dissimilar to what a clown would normally do perhaps#but it's NOT you and everyone is watching and they don't know and they think everything is fine everyone is having a blast#wow okay brain. i thought up this photo a million years ago with just a vague sense of 'yeah that'd be fucked up'#and just now trying to explain why it's fucked up.. there's layers here lmao
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Just a normal day with SHINee tbh 🥰 [x]
#shinee#key#minho#taemin#taeminkey#i can't wait for the next one to drop if this is how it's going to be lmao#why does this just feel like a normal scene with shinee though?#because that's just how they are <33#shinee shinee ing#my.gifs
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i was thinking abt drawing Peri in a dress which lead to me thinking abt Peri with long hair and . ch. chat? hello?
#i should've drawn him with the same clothes as canon to make it more obvious LMAO#i wasn't really thinking abt that in the moment i just made this to get the idea out so I slapped him with a tshirt for fun#then i took a step back from my lineart and went wait. why is this kinda Gender#and it didn't occur to me to draw him in his normal wear until now :pensive:#that's also why it's 2px i did Not expect to want to spend more time on this#fop#fairly oddparents#peri#periwinkle#peri fop#peri fairly oddparents#poof fop#i'll probably draw him in a dress w/ this hair later. unless today's episode kills me dead and i can't do anything at all ever again
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genuinely don't understand people who gripe about someone getting into dunmesh for m/m pairings as opposed to f/f when none of them are even close to being the main point of the series
#dungeon meshi#fandom wank#cringe! cringe! none of us are free of cringe!#yall i ... i dont know how to say this but#falin and marcille aren't a canonically romantic pairing#like there's good shit there and i happily invite you to spam my inbox on why it fucks so great as a ship#but it's not canon#and it's not even the focus of the series as a whole#gosh i feel like im saying santa isn't real#the absolute psychic damage ive been taking from these takes i stg#calling laios an “irrelevant male character”#the main character ...#insisting that every single interaction between the men in the series is underbaked and boring#do they think the concept of narrative foils was made up by fujoshis to peddle yaoi propaganda#do they think ryoko kui can't write#allow us a moment to appreciate the irony of accusing m/m shippers of tunnel visioning on one pairing and discarding the rest#that's how you know dunmesh is progressive media because the yuri shippers get to be just as obnoxious as the yaoi shippers lmao#if there's any One Relationship i would consider The Relationship it's laios and marcille since they experience the most growth#and it could not be a more obviously platonic one#yall had better not be saying you ship farcille just for clout!!#you ship it because you want to see marcille choke on falin's monster cock like a normal person
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Johnny announcing Tanya: Mileena's bestie (have been together in past games and are canonically having entanglements in MK1)
Johnny announcing Sareena: Bi-han's future bestie ( their complicated but basically together in past games)
Johnny announcing Kenshi: BEST FRIEND (👀)
.... all I'm saying is home boi has been calling cannon past/current ships besties and I'm just gonna continue to live in my delulu world lmao
#johnshi#mileenya#Bi-reena#johnny x kenshi#mileena x tanya#bi-han x sareena#mk1#im not normal about them#why did it sound like he was twirling his hair and kicking his feet lmao#can't wait for Sonya to make her appearance in story mode just so i can watch all the wish i were heather edits for johnshi#i wish to suffer
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Hey i am back with a thought.
I know we already mentioned like. The future future plans concerning kids in the New Age storyline.
I was thinking. Who would carry/get the kid in the couples? (Yes this implies mpreg. If this aint your thing no worries you can just ignore everything else :3 )
As you mentioned before. Nightmare and error would most likely adopt.
Between dream and blue i think blue would end up carrying the kid. Dream would feel too locked up and locked down if he had to take it easy. Also. Let this man pamper Blue. He deserves that.
Ccino and Killer. Ccino wouldnt want kids for a LONG time and even just the idea would be slow going. But killer has his soul situation (is that also a situation in this story?) And he is a knight being out and about. Ccino is safely at home and would be the safer option. But they would need a long time before ccino would feel comfortable with the idea.
Horror and Crop. Crop. Hands down. Horror with his work and Crop has help on the farm. But i doubt thwy would get a kid because they have along distance relationship.
Cross and Lust it depends on who wants it more. I can see both being the one who does it mostly because i can see pros and cons for both sides.
Reaper, Geno and Dust. Only one option. Reaper. Dust doesnt have a healthy enough soul and that with his spell around it? No way he can carry a kid. Geno meanwhile only has a soulshard so he isnt healthy enough to carry a kid either. Leaving only Reaper as an option.
Okay that was it. :D
Haha! Omg I keep forgetting this is smth I can think about! Usually it's not my scene so it might not cone up much in-stiry but it IS how I picture the cast having kids in this one, so!!! We're diving in!!
Like u said, those boys are adopting hehe-
With Dream and Blue it's a bit hard, because I think that Dream would be really really worried about Blue the entire time. Like, terrified his magic would accidentally trigger the whole Twin thing. But, ultimately, yeah, probably Blue! Dream *would* get too restless, and Blue rlly does deserve to be pampered hehe- (I just think Blue would have to really really talk Dream into it. Dream does NOT want to be like his mother anymore.)
Killer and Ccino... let's go with a yes on Killer's soul situation, so Ccino would be their only option. But, like you said, it would be ages before they even thought about discussing the idea, let alone actually having a kid.
Ohhh yeah. I see Horror and Crop as the ones least likely to have kids (as u said, long Distance relationship, but also they just have to much on their plates? They're practical guys and focus on their work and existing families first. Plus, someone has to be the cool uncles to their nieces and nephews!) But definitely Crop. Especially because Horror is pretty low on natural magic as-is and even though his soul is healthy, his body might not even be able to form a firm ecto, let alone anything safe to harbor a forming soul. (Unlike Ccino, Horror was born that way, and the injury didn't help lmao-)
Cross and Lust? I think they'd both regularly get baby fever, but neither of then would be ready to settle down for a *while* in that way, so I think they'd push off the question until years later. Then when it comes up, they 'fight' over it. Insisting that they should carry- I think they'd end up choosing Cross though! As much as Lust seems like the more convenient option, as he's not a knight, Cross is just built different and insists that if anything goes wrong he wants to be the one it happens to. Which, ofc, leads to him doing training whilst in the early stages until someone (probably Killer or Dust) notices he's a little off and then Cross admits he's got a soulling. He did not expect to immediately get horrified looks (because they were fighting someone with a lil guy inside them, not because he has a lil guy) or to immediately get ushered out of training and to his room because??? Idiot??? What were you thinking??? Cross is the worst at staying off his duties, but his brother's have him covered, thank god-
And yep, put perfectly! Reaper is so genuinely the only option! It leads to some odd interactions, since Reaper can't exactly stop being King, but he manages shockingly well and has Geno there to help him (and probably later on Dust, since Night isn't about to leave Dust out of that due to work-) And. I like to think these three in particular have multiple kids perhaps, Kane and then another, and it's kinda a running joke that Reaper's the one hauling them around lmao- (Also very convenient! Because Reaper is the one with death magic in his soul, the kids are effectively immune to it! They were made from that stuff basically, so ofc they're fine!)
#new age au#this ask hit me like a truck at first ngl#but it was actually really fun to think about so I committed and it helped me work on dynamics so ty Ancha!#(usually pregnancy gives me the ick but don't worry about it lol)#I really really love the image of Cross being stubborn and absolutely sure that he can train for a little while#at least until it really starts developing. no one will even notice! y'know? it'll be fine!#and he gets away with it pretty much until either Lust spills the beans at a dinner how far along they are or until Cross suddenly has an#ecto all the time and the others are suspiscious and get the answer out of him themselves lmao#bad first-time parent Cross my beloved. he loves the little soul so much. but was also not raised well.#people keep forgetting his awful childhood and that he's still not 100% sure what's normal 😭#also unrelated but Reaper is in such a situation- he doesn't care and neither does Geno but#it is SUCH a thing because. a king? a king is carrying? what about the wizard? the assassin? the partners he never shuts up about?#and because Dust's soul is a sensitive topic Reaper cones up with more abd more stupid reasons as to why he's the one who has it#'If Dust carried then the kid would be a citizen of Orchard. we can't have that!' is definitely one of them and it's said through giggles#okay enough of my rambling-#I love making characters into good parents (*COUGH* Ccino and Killee *COUGH*) but I also love making them horrendous at it at first while#alao lovibg their kids more than anything else (Cross. Lust. Probably Error. probably Dream-)#wait I lied#not done#Blue really has to beg Dream to let him carry like. so fr. because Dream refuses to risk it.#I think he'd make Blue promise that if twins started forming they'd nope out. yeet them and try again. which is a very heavy promise#for Dream to ask of Blue but... he agrees because he understands. ofc it doesn't come to that but I think it'd have to be the stipulation.#otherwise it'd be a Blue-only kid or nothing at all haha-#queuing this for the morning!
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a leetle spoilery so under a cut
Gods I just love how cringe fail Solas is at the end trying to banter with your friends. He's just...negative charisma with this crew. For good reason, mind you, but the fact that he tries anyway is just fantastic. He's kind of been a voyeur for all your team meetings so he feels like he knows these people and he possibly even likes them, but...you know, unfortunately he's trying to flood the world with demons.
I kind of wondered if that line he says to Rook about how ridiculously long it took for him to bond with his own team was him just lying to make them feel good about receiving his praise and respect, but... My man might have been telling on himself a bit. jfc
I feel like Felassan must have been doing a lot of heavy lifting on the PR and squad building side of things. ^_^;;
#dragon age: the veilguard#spoilers#kinda#Solas#you are so smart#how are you this bad at talking to people#why can't you be even a little bit normal#i love you sm lmao
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Ellis Mayfield is giving you a Thumbs Up!
#blind man's bluff#ladyredms#l4d2#i'm sooooo normal about him AAARGHHH#i can't start typing about why i love him so much or else this post will be 98% tags LMAO#he's just so strong and empathetic and kind and ooooh my god thinking about pre-gay realization ellis KILLS ME bc i can relate so hard#i also thought “hmm i'm just not sex/intimacy crazy like the other girls. and movies totally exaggerate romantic love its not that deep.”#and then realizing you DO like those things but just not in a straight way#anyways to keep it short i've never wanted to hug a fictional character so hard before LMAOO#i actually don't know why i doodled him like this i just did it without thinking
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Poor Dream, enjoying his days with friends on the server, wearing friendship bracelets gifted to him, and filling many scrapbooks and journals with all the special moments he cherishes with his friends....not even realizing how many would not just turn on him but seek to kill him in the most painful ways they could think of when the plan was enacted
#this shit is finally done#this took literally forever lmao#and the best part is i probably learned nothing about why i shouldn't overcomplicate things#and i will definitely make my next piece overcomplicated too#anyway i really do like the premise tho#like ideally i wanna eventually have character sheets for all the characters i normally write#with versions for pre post and prison dream#and i wanted to just show how much pre prison dream cared about his friends and how much he thought they cared about him#i can't say im super happy with the anatomy and stuffs#im learning#its hard#its alr tho#overall i like the piece#anyway#now less chatty tags#dsmp#dsmp fanart#pre prison dream#dreblr#artists on tumblr#support human artists#the community house is here too#idk how to tag this honestly#headcanon#fanart#victoriacoffee's art#also yes i did try to hide one of the hands and completely fail#i got lazy ok
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it's unfortunate that twitter is the most convenient place to find TL news and latest pictures because wow the fandom over there is really a cesspool. I so need them to learn it's not actually funny to make fun of the cast for losing and then TAG the creators in said petty comments all over SHIPS. if you hate the show so deeply to be cheering in joy over its award show demise and echoing the commentary of the people who have always thought ted lasso was trash, just because you think it's appropriate ~revenge~ for a bad season like uhhh. maybe it's time to take a step back and leave the fandom because you clearly aren't enjoying yourself. and then the audacity to get on there every day demanding a season 4?? like what about the way they tweet at them do they think is enticing these creators to want to make more?
#ted lasso#listen i don't care about jason but to actually analyze his reactions when it panned to him just to take pleasure in his disappointment#is soooooooo weird and unkind#and far removed from a normal criticism of the show#especially coming from someone calling themselves a FAN of the show ??? like get a grip#i'm sure we all know which part of the fandom this is but let just say. why is it always the straight ships?#god and it's deeply annoying that every time brett and juno do something (which brings me joy) it's tainted by people being annoying about#lack of a rk endgame#like NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT DAMN ENDGAMES can't we just be happy we get to see them again#like at a certain point your ship didn't happen GET OVER IT idk sorry if that's bitter lol#.#okay i'm logging off for the day hopefully that all was too much for me lmao
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these two will drive me to an early grave
#adventure time#fionna and cake#atimers#simon petrikov#betty grof#drew this from memory sorry for the errors lmao#i just had to#man. why do i always ship doomed/starcrossed lovers why can't i ship normal couples huh#and its always has a blond or a red head wtf is up w that#beatrice and battler. betty and simon. shirou and artoria. jaune and pyrrha... god i have a problem#me doods
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my concept and general existence of gender doesn't exist but i'll watch or see something that just roots me firmly in loving being a gay man
#this happened some years ago when i watched the first (and only :/) season of...what was it. The New Normal?#the one with Andrew Rannells#anyway idk what it was about that show or Andrew in it but it was one of those euphoric moments#and i can't really tell you why because it's not something i can easily explain#my gender existence when given attention is this esoteric metaphysical thing#i am never fully just one thing unless something sparks it and most of the time parts are dormant#i am any and everything#every expression that exists within this rigid binary that somehow only has two sides#how can God exist and gender be limited to the either or?#like being limited by Boolean operators#we reduce ourselves like the limits of machines#we are machines though aren't we?#wow holy shit these tags marathon dashed away from the goddamn post where the fuck am I LMAO#hi did you get this far? do you love me? i love you
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I'm the [tumblr] person who overuses comments in tags.
[tumblr] autosaved my tags even though I used them once.
Look in the tags and have a laugh.
(Possible tag game?) @author-of-the-year @jenumarts @thonethatflies620 @iamunabletothinkofablogname @ all my mutuals
#yeah i would've done something about it but now it's too late#he is not happy to be there.#why torture me like this#why all are my favorite characters evil???#like bro why does it sound so ominous#“fedora kink” bro wtf#why is the universe so cruel#you're that mutual that i don't even know why i followed you#and i never played deltarune so idk why i am even doing this#why can't i have them#i like to imagine that humanity wasn't started by adam but by lucifer bc why not#uh is it not normal to chew on nonedible things?#damn i can't do russian or italian because those were already done#also pigeons? damn when i'm at a city i usually chase them#oh my goodness i love this#this is why i love this deer man <3#i love this deer man (aroace ically)#the autism is autisming#goddamn my femboy obsession is acting up#why is everybody i see autistic these days??? wait i think i might be neurodivergent nvm#nah cause why is he trying so hard lmao#don't ask me how i know#so i usually stay up late on my computer until i'm tired enough to finally go to sleep and not wait hours in bed doing nothing
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Like I know it doesn’t mean much. But what does Red Bull gain from clarifying a picture posted by someone in Daniel’s circle and not even the first picture in the dump? What does it matter to Red Bull? Why get a mouthpiece to talk on it. Why are they like this. Ignore it let Sky collect some engagement move on. Why talk about it at all
no it's literally crazy like WHY are you clarifying that he's not actually retired as if it's relevant WHY was the way it was announced so weird and open ended WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
#i actually can't think about it cause it feels obviously one thing but then it's like. but why are we here in the first place then.#anyways i'm SO normal lmao#answered#anonymous#rbr hate blogging#red bull redux
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