#White rapper

[satellitecock]

Myoclonic Jerk

Involuntary contractions

incel singularity, mathematical fractions

Jimmy Carter is dead

With this rap, I'll put all haters to bed.

It's not memorial masturbation

It's just auditorial damnation

Jerking off in the office

I'm not working at the office

Oh, apologizes! A myoclonic jerk

Involuntary jerk off gone berserk

Flicking the bean of the mean machine

I say no drugs, and no to hygiene

Everything but my fit unclean

[therealcocoshady]

NEW EMINEM MERCH ALERT ‼️

The old man hasn’t teased it on his social media yet but we’ve got some new merch dropping 👀. Apparently, it’s a « White Rapper » collaboration with a brand called White Castle.

So far there’s a hat & a tee-shirt, exclusive to the Eminem store ! The tee retails for $35 and the hat for $30 !

Not going to lie, I’m not mad about it. The prices are ok and the design is cool too. I like that it doesn’t « scream » EMINEM.

Also, can we appreciate the level of pettiness of this man, making merch to make fun of the « white rapper » status he’s been reduced to ? 😂 (that being said he is a white rapper - might as well own it I guess ?).

I don’t think I’m going to buy anything from this drop though. I don’t think it would suit my style and I’m keeping my hard-earned money for the next drops because I know we’re about to get some sick pieces 👀 (horrorcore pleeeease).

[vinniedangerous]

Post Malone: The Ultimate Culture Vulture

[hunkydudesfan]

My first ugly brat.

young mark wahlberg is so pretty

[onryou-onryou]

Yard Act - Dream Job

[webcrawler3000]

How do you get more gifs uploaded for you?

[illcomebackforyou]

good ass song from team sesh 2011

[hunkydudesfan]

Marky Mark the first ugly brat

Mark Wahlberg

[satellitecock]

Office Rhymes

Got caught up with the printer so I'm just waiting Yeah, bethany in the office, she just hating Got 10 green cups all up on my desk All greened out, budgeting ain't a test Yeah I'm trad and I got my green lean. So constipated, all that comes out is a green bean

And I say fuck work, play Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine But ALT-TAB when my boss comes to my computer Yeah, hate that bitch, hoping for a mass shooter New eminem, new white rap music But green too, cuz kratom theraputic

[thesoftclubstoic]

Fugees on the cover of Front Magazine, 1996

[vinniedangerous]

DJ Hed Makes Tommy Richman Rethink His Stance

[dio-the-thot-exterminator]

Cupcakke for i-D Magazine - Cupcakke Source: Instagram

[spoiledbratblog]

The Queen 👑

[yourdailyqueer]

Nemo Mettler

Gender: Non binary (they/them)

Sexuality: Queer

DOB: 3 August 1999

Ethnicity: White - Swiss

Occupation: Singer, songwriter, rapper, musician

Note: Won Eurovision 2024 representing Switzerland

[hunkydudesfan]

As Marky Mark the bad boy

Mark Wahlberg