#Where is Kamen Rider Nago

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YO IS THIS LEGIT THE MUSIC VIDEO TO TRUST LAST BY KUMI KODA AND SHONAN NO KAZE?! If so, damn shame that Kamen Rider Na-Go isn't in it. Whatever I headcanon that Neon is filming and producing this. She's working behind the camera.

[rpking99]

Naa-Go X Tycoon

Closed with @delugedecade

Continued from here

Keiwa just can't believe his luck. Even after all they've been through, The many DGP, Him recreating the world in his image, and defeating Suel with her, Michinaga and Ace, He couldn't believe that Neon would still be willing to go into a relationship with him. His hands rest on her shoulders, massaging them after covering as Kamen Rider on duty while he was still on patrol as a police officer, until she gets up.

"N-Neon, you don't really have to do anything for-" His words cut off as Neon's already transformed into entry form. Compared to their time as DGP Riders, Her suit nowadays looked a lot more body hugging. That or she's grown a bit into her suit in all the right places.

He sighs, getting up to meet Nago, and holding her waist and giving a kiss where her mouth would be on her helmet. "You're too good for me, Neon." Pulling her close and letting her chest press to his.

"Hehe, I know~" she purred teasingly, playfully bopping his nose with a finger as she let out a gentle laugh

Neon letting him happily feel her body through the tight rider suit, her breasts bulging slightly as she pushed her tits against his chest more

"Does it make my butt look big?" She asked innocently

[kanadarai]

I think that thing is a "nekomata".

So.

The newest tokusatsu Friends artworks is Kamen Rider Nago Fantasy Form by House cat (#Kemono Friends) from Kamen Rider Geats (2022) on Nichiasa.

Maybe there's an effect where the tail splits in two immediately after the transformation, arn't there.

[tsuki-sennin]

Jya! Jya-Jya-Jya. Jyama? Jyamato.

Jurapira! Henshin.

I believe this is the Recap Episode (TM). I didn't mean to wait so long to watch it (lie), but I guess now's as good a time as any. Waiting for KingOhger's making me feel like I'm constantly breaking out into meat sweats.

Spoilers, I guess...

-Haha, hello, Samas-san!

-Niram-P, hello!

-This'd better be good, you guys!

-There's a lot of space next to Michinaga and Daichi in the intro.

-Time-traveling murder.

-Ohhhhhh, the audience picks people to audition.

-"Hey look man, you're on TV!"

-Beroba just nuked an entire forest. That sorta slipped my mind a little.

-Little fun fact about her, by the way: She's got the same name as the Japanese name as the Gen 8 Pokémon Impidimp. Spelled slightly different ("ベロバ" as opposed to "ベロバー"), but very fitting for her character.

-"We've been around. Romans, samurai, robots..."

-Our little world was never an exception.

-Oh man, that time travel angle adds so many layers to how fucked up this whole thing is.

-How many absolutely horrendous crimes did various Desire Gods commit and/or cover up with their wishes? How many people were fed into the meat grinder for these assholes?

-"Many people became God, Neon-chan. It might even be you some day."

-Ukiyo Ace. I sincerely hope that Ace's insane John Cena promotion means that the DGP haven't been able to grant any genocide wishes for a long time.

-Thank you Ziin, we get it, Ace is the coolest man on the planet.

-...so, Ace was a teenager in a Japanese high school when he first fought the Jyamato. His fractured memories and Julius Caesar coin told me he was a Roman, but perhaps...

-Ohhh, I got an idea!

-Okay so, if Mama Mitsume was a DGP navigator, then it's entirely possible that she was also a Rider at some point. She kicked Jyamato ass, and used her wish to give Ace the life she couldn't. And the Goddess of Desire interpreted that as "become a Japanese highschooler".

-"Kon Kon time, boy."

-Hot damn, Tsumuri just gave him a gun, huh?

-I take it back, this is way better than a recap episode.

-Hot damn, they even caught him eating breakfast with Big Sis Tsumuri.

-Ohhhh, Win, I miss you.

-Tycoon and Nago!

-The best by default, frankly!

-"Damn right you're a Kamen Rider! You should be thankin' me, kid!"

-"No, lots of my friends are from the future!"

-So... he really is just a frog man, huh?

-Noooooooooo, Taira-san :(((

-Goutokuji...

-"I have to bring back the lost... no matter what!"

-Neon...

-Homegirl...

-I get real weird vibes off of this guy.

-Kyuun.

-Our ideal worlds are just a championship away.

-So close, yet farther than it's ever been!

-Beroba's gonna gaslight gatekeep girlboss her way into the show's cancellation.

-Her and her goddamn Breaking Mammoth Rider form.

-"So like... how are we gonna fix this?"

-Oh fuck, here she comes

-The Jyamato are unionizing!

-They became people!

-Jyamato Grand Prix! A game where Bugsters kill humans!

-"Kill Niram-P! Take his Driver! Become Jama Jesus!"

-I guess the Jyamato don;t

-Tsumuri's got technical skill.

-Time to go save the people.

-"Good luck, Mr. Michi! I look forward to watching your sweep."

-We're meeting the people who killed Tohru-kun one day. No way in hell we're not.

-"You're my new bias. Your biggest stan's gonna help you kill as many people as you need to get that wish. All you gotta do is wash the world in Despair~!"

-"Keep your creepy stalker hobbies out of my business."

-How many fanfics do you think Beroba's written where she tortures Buffa by making him kill people who even slightly annoy her? How hard does she work to keep him "in character"?

-"Man fuck the DGP, these people need us!"

-Lying fox.

-Beat! Magnum. Ninja!

-Let's get smashing!

-Boost time!

-Omfg the "Ready Fight"

-"I'm pledging all my efforts to the DGP telethon!"

-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

-OOOOOOOOOOOOH KEKERA

-His fucking humansona is Makoto from Amazons.

-Ah yep. Kyuun's here.

-"Time for a flame war."

-These're a bunch of internet losers larping out their Ridersonas.

-Oooooooh, spicy henshin jingles.

-I guess Ziin's the only one in a real suit, huh?

-That's fine with me I guess. Okay not really, but like

-I get why it is, y'know?

-And continuing with my belief that Kekera's from the Geiz Revive timeline, his model seems to be recycled from Shinobi's Kurogane Oogama. They're straight up trolling us, at this point.

-I'm not entirely sure I recognize Kyuun's model though, I'll get back to you on that.

-Ohhhh, waiiiit

-Is that...

-Oh goddammit, it's Beast Chimera.

-I'm gonna be honest Niram-P, I don't think I want either of you assholes to win.

-Tsumuri seems to be in agreement.

-Ohhhh, new rules, eh?

-Matsuri!

-Lamentation.

[cross-zmagma]

So this was his wish? Interesting on its own.

But then he just goes and says this:

Which just implies that he had another wish that couldn't be granted from a previous run he won or it wasn't given in the way he wanted because it was imposible. Or the other possibility is that he had someone on the game previously who won and his wish wasn't granted during his run, he proceeded to tell Ace about the Game and his wish not being granted so he was gonna try again, then he got eliminated, Ace got selected got his memories of what happened and what that person told him about his wish, which leads to him doing the following:

He's testing the game to know what are the limits of the alterations of the wish, to get his actual wish granted or the wish of the person he knows granted.

This right here is Kamen Rider Geats at it's core, a game to remake the world.

And I hope to see all of the contestants win at some point, that would force so much character development.

Being honest it's quite probable that we'll only see a bunch of people win, I predict:

-Geats (Who Knows how many times he might win).

-Buffa (Once or Twice, at least).

-Da-Paan (I Predict Once too, because he seems like he is evil for now so I think he's wish is going to be some wholesome world where everything is back to previous what turned him into this evil dude but the problem will be that he's not the same person he used to be, everything may be back to the past but he's not the same he was back then, if not this then he's probably gonna have a horrible wish that he's gonna regret or that's gonna be needed to be deleted by another wish).

-NaGo (To make her grow as a Character).

-Tycoon (I predict twice, one to revive the Death Riders, and one to get World Peace, to make him grow as a character in that peaceful world, because I don't think that world's gonna be that good honestly).

-Some future character's gonna win, be it a future evil rider or the future final Bad Guy. And it's gonna be the wish that's gonna be needed to take back by the other players.

Also, I predict that at some point, Ace might be deleted from existence by someone's wish be it Buffa or DaPaan, or someone else and they're gonna regret it or the wish gonna be fixed by either Tycoon or NaGo, it just feels like a Rider Storyline.

[kabutoraiger]

i rmr there was a question posed a few days ago about george’s list of kamen riders he wants to fuck. and based on his interactions with ryu i think his type might be guys who are overly serious and stern and repressed who he can have fun attempting to seduce from the side of honor with his wicked ways. so other than ryu i’m thinking like ren, nago (this checks out bc only george is enough of a freak to want to fuck nago), hiiro, etc. with his main fave being takatora and he wistfully watches the eps where ryoma screws him over while being like if only i could have been the sketchy mad scientist in his life </3

[dangerouscommiesubversive]

just for fun: which kamen rider characters/groups do you think have the best shot at catching the lupin III crew? this would probably have to be without their rider forms because stopping time or kicking them into oblivion or w/e is obviously cheating

Anon, darling, my husband and I spent about an hour talking through every main Rider of the modern era because of this question, so here's what we determined, in order:

Godai actually couldn't--he's got a lot of skills, but none of them are really investigative--and moreover he wouldn't worry about it if they weren't hurting people. Ichijo would be forced to put up with the impressive but vaguely embarrassing Zenigata-sempai (who was of course in the Japanese police force before joining Interpol) for about a month.

Shouichi could and absolutely would catch Lupin and crew, and they wouldn't realize it until the trap closed, because they think the owner of the restaurant they've been setting up in is just kind of a genial idiot. Zenigata would love Hikawa, who would be both flattered and a little alarmed ("Wait, is this my future? I don't think I want this to be my future.") Also, Fujiko would be a little frustrated to find Shouichi completely oblivious to her charms.

Shinji couldn't do it. Nobody in Ryuki could do it, and moreover they're a little preoccupied, thank you.

Kenzaki and the rest of the Blade folks couldn't catch Lupin either, because they are simply not that crafty.

Hibiki-san probably couldn't manage to catch Lupin, but, like Godai, also wouldn't put effort into it. He's a man of action, he fights monsters, crime-solving really isn't his jam.

Tendou could catch them. We know Tendou could catch them. Tendou's good at everything.

Ryotaro would absolutely catch the Lupin crew entirely by accident, and it would be a whole comedy of errors, where they sort of set up base camp in Milk Dipper and keep running into Ryotaro when he's possessed by different Imagin and it'd get really confusing and U-Ryotaro and Fujiko would have a whole thing...it'd be a lot.

Wataru is a bit too shy and retiring to put a lot into crime-solving, but he could take Goemon in a fight, because he's still a Fangire even without turning into Kiva. Zenigata and Nago would bond terrifyingly. In the end, though, Taiga's company would not be robbed, because they signed up to steal from a regular corporation, not one staffed entirely by vampires.

Tsukasa could catch them, because his powers include being good at whatever he needs to be good at right then, but he wouldn't, because why upset Daiki by getting his buddies arrested?

Shoutaro and Philip might be able to do it, but there'd be a lot of coincidences involved. Shoutaro and Jigen would probably meet in the Windscale boutique at the beginning of the story and get into a friendly argument over hats or the appropriate break length for men's trousers or something. Zenigata would find Terui a little alarming; Terui would find Zenigata maddening.

Eiji couldn't and wouldn't. Not his scene.

Gentarou definitely couldn't catch the Lupin crew, but they would also end up calling off whatever crime because this guy's just too nice.

Haruto, like Wataru, has powers even when he's not a Rider, and would catch them with magic, which Lupin would loudly declare to be cheating.

Kouta could not. Kouta is not crafty. Nobody in Gaim is really very crafty. Takatora would try very hard, but he wouldn't manage it. Lupin & Co might call off robbing Yggdrasil, though, once they find out that the company's mostly trying to rebuild the city now.

Takeru couldn't catch Lupin and his people, but they would decide not to steal whatever treasure from the temple anyway, because why disappoint that guy?

Emu absolutely could not.

Sento could, but only in such a way that would allow his to exhaustedly announce the plan of his that they've been playing into the entire time. He would be very pleased with himself.

Sougo is not even a possibility here. He'd love Goemon, though.

Aruto could not catch them. They have already robbed Hiden Intelligence. It's too late.

Touma...I don't think he could catch them, but I think Jigen would like him.

Ikki and Vice could and would catch the Lupin crew, but it'd be another comedy-of-errors situation--they're not actually trying to catch anyone, Ikki's just irrepressibly nosy and a busybody and he'd do it by accident.

[iristial]

They definitely could’ve used Kouhei Takeda but -_-

Question though: who’s the nineteen year old and the psychopath murderer? *trying to run calculations through my head because the ones closest to nineteen are likely Mio, Yuri, Megumi and Wataru; Shizuku is way too young and Otoya is definitely not nineteen so - *

Wait, are we talking about Yuri and Jiro?

You know, I wish they got back Seto Koji and had the kiva episode be tied with Tsukasa coming back too because I wanted to hear Wataru be like ‘’It’s the little bitch’’ about Tsukasa even though he doesn’t remember? It would have been great 

but I guess Seto Koji expensive 

[iristial]

9-11 for the salty meme!

Considering what this blog was and always is for - let’s go with tokusatsu! So that means…this is going to be long. As usual. Let’s go!

9. Most disliked character(s)? Why?

I’m the kind of person who typically hates villains on sight, but I make exceptions if they show redemptive qualities/end up changing for the better, and the portrayal strikes a good chord in me

Dan Kuroto. He’s funny as a meme at times, but he eats too much screen time screaming over his God complex. I preferred the times before he ended up like…well, when his actor ad-libbed that crazy laugh and they had to rewrite his entire character

Kusaka from Faiz. I think he counts as the toku character I hate the most. Words can’t describe why I feel this way, other than “he’s a mighty fine jerk who’s only a hero in name”

From Kiva, other than the obvious ones…Keisuke Nago, as a lot of the time he came off as self-righteous and demeaning to other people, be it Wataru or Megumi. He did get a bit better towards the end (by accepting Wataru as half-Fangire, half-human), but I still didn’t like him

This may change if I watch Gaim in full, but Kaito. Maybe it was because I was only fourteen and didn’t know much, but it didn’t suit right with me how he was going to essentially commit genocide for his goals

I low key feel this for Zyuohger Leo, mostly due to his insensitive comments towards Misao and towards others at times. While the other Zyuohgers are also guilty of the former, it’s done in a way where I know it’s the show picking on Misao’s PTSD than anything else

Takaharu from Ninninger. My impression got better after SSSB so he’s definitely the character I dislike the least on this dislike list (along with Leo). He eats screen time in a similar way to Kyoryuger  Daigo, but the latter was charming at least? Takaharu…I think it mostly lies in how awkwardly he’s portrayed in the main series

10. Most disliked arc? Why?

Drive’s “Kamen Rider is a secret identity of yours” arc. Shinnosuke’s literally transformed in a bunch of different characters, and the saving grace was that they were never seen again after their debut. And he drives a heavily modified car that’s used by Kamen Rider. You could connect the two dots blindfolded.

Also from Drive - Banno-related things. Gou pretending to be mind controlled so that he could get Banno because 1) that really lowers the impact of having people who can resist the Roidmude’s mind powers and 2) him trying to keep secrets just hurt more people. Maybe the latter is a flaw but still

How Kiriko didn’t tell Gou about the true nature of their father, and how she’s barely impacted by it (to the point where I forget that Banno was her father too, and even now). I understand that she wanted to protect her brother from the horrors their father did, but in a time of crisis…shouldn’t Gou know in case, y’know, Banno steals equipment and aims to conquer the world?

Not exactly an arc, but recycling the animosity between Keiichiro and Kairi in their Super Sentai personas from LuPato. It’s nice to watch in some ways (especially when it contrasts the development of their friendship as civilians), but in others I feel like we could’ve gotten something else if they didn’t emphasize on what we already know in two specials

The 99 day “must collect the Eyecons” premise for Ghost. If you reset the clock three times or so…it loses a lot of the tension

The God Complexes of Ex-Aid. It was compelling when Kuroto had it, it was okay when his father had it, and it was eye-rolling to see another Bugster have it. Recycling the same thing can be tiring

One more from LuPato, but the love line between Sakuya and Umika, only because canonically it didn’t suit well with me. I’ve ranted about that in the past. But outside of that, I’m perfectly fine with this ship!

Low key the Lost Smash arc of Build. It seemed a bit…unnecessary? Like they knew that they could burn out Evolto, already an engaging villain, before the series ended, so they brought in some new ones. The key points I didn’t like were Shinobu Katsuragi’s involvement (because the initial premise of him having committed suicide is more impactful) and Misora being willingly gassed to become a Lost Smash (…why would she approach Evolto who’s going to bring the end of the world as we know it, even if she was desperate to help Sento?)

11. Is there an unpopular character you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why?

I think I’m luckier in this area as opposed to my ships where I like the well-liked characters, so I can only name…about one character? I think?

Reiko from Drive. While a one-shot character of sorts, I like her because she initially tried to live up to the perception people have of her as a villain’s daughter - but over the course of her imprisonment, she redeemed herself and ended up developing a romance with Gou, who corresponded with her over the years as a sign of his character development. I like that it gives the characters a chance in happiness + is a bit of a “take that” at Drive’s message that people are the root of evil, even if monsters exist. Like yes, people can be evil, but it doesn’t mean they’re incapable of change, and being related to someone evil doesn’t define who you are

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The Trust・Last by Koda Kumi and Shonan No Kaze music video

is fully subbed through GenmCorp

[humanoidtyphoons]

i think, here’s the thing. if i thought kiva was going to be like ooo, and somehow, not exactly replicate the akira&gotou mentoring thing, where nago helps megumi become kamen rider ixa, or do something along those lines, i would feel less incensed. 

but uh. you know, for some reason, i’m not feeling too positive about that? idk what megumi, nago’s character arc is going to be, can’t wait to find out, but like.

the reasons why they said that megumi and yuri shouldn’t be kamen rider ixa; “you’re not as strong as me” and “your reasons are too personal”, well, they left a sour taste in my mouth

(and wataru’s dad getting to use it, when it’s kind of obvious that he’s much less powerful than megumi, tbh, is... also just like. they really don’t want lady riders, do they.)

again though, idk what the future brings, but like? if yuri’s mother, megumi’s grandmother, made kamen rider ixa, then either her daughter or her granddaughter better fucking become it.

[delugedecade]

Keiwa just can't believe his luck. Even after all they've been through, The many DGP, Him recreating the world in his image, and defeating Suel with her, Michinaga and Ace, He couldn't believe that Neon would still be willing to go into a relationship with him. His hands rest on her shoulders, massaging them after covering as Kamen Rider on duty while he was still on patrol as a police officer, until she gets up.

"N-Neon, you don't really have to do anything for-" His words cut off as Neon's already transformed into entry form. Compared to their time as DGP Riders, Her suit nowadays looked a lot more body hugging. That or she's grown a bit into her suit in all the right places.

He sighs, getting up to meet Nago, and holding her waist and giving a kiss where her mouth would be on her helmet. "You're too good for me, Neon." Pulling her close and letting her chest press to his.

Perks Of A Superheroine Girlfriend

OPEN RP (Preestablished Relationship)

"What a day...." Neon mumbled as she lay on her lovers, your muses, lap. The heiress to the Kurama family fortune, social media icon, and one of the many heroes of Japan known as Kamen Rider Na-Go, was home alone with your muse. The two of you, alone together in your shared apartment

It had been a long day for the young woman. A planned six hour straight stream with non-stop dancing, and being interrupted halfway through during a monster attack to Japan leading to a cancellation... And she started it up again an hour later, continuing the stream and adding an EXTRA hour to it. The woman had been working hard for eight hours and she certainly needed to de-stress

A gentle sigh slipped out her lips as she just sat there for several long moments. The streamer rubbed her eyes for a few long moments. Tapping her fingers against her arm for a few moments, she just... Lay there. Thinking, as she looked around their apartment. Very modest, the way she liked it. With a bunch of music theming everywhere

"You know... If it wasn't for you, baby, I'd probably have gone crazy by now." She mumbled with her eyes closed. Just staying there for a few more moments, a smile spreading across her lips "I think... You deserve a treat~!" She grinned

Slipping free from your muses lap, Neon quickly got to her feet. Doing a small twirl before coming to a stop, grinning at your muse

"Time for us to have fun~!" Neon winked "Good thing your girlfriend's a super heroine~!" She cheered, attaching the high tech belt to her waist. The DesireDriver flashing a bit as she was quickly enveloped in light "Henshin~!"

Entry~!

In a flash of light, Neon was in her superheroine form. Kamen Rider Na-Go. The super tight costume showed off her every curve as she gave a flirty wink "Ready to unleash your desire~" she winked the moment before the helmet finished spawning. The eyes flashing orange for a moment before returning to their natural black state, the cat themed armour and Spandex so tight as she teased the zipper between her thighs.

The tight suit showing off every curve like a sensual invitation

[maki-ryota]

Kamen Rider Kiva

favorite male character:watarufavorite female character:yurileast favorite character:king or jirouprettiest character:mayafunniest character:otoya, when hes not being gross. i like the scene where he busts open the chip bag all over the room when they’re trying to cleanfavorite season:n/afavorite episode:geez...the one(s) where otoya possesses wataru? idk. i have none that stick outfavorite romantic ship:nago/wataru? LOL wataru/mio is pretty good canon tbhfavorite family ship:yuri/megumifavorite friend ship:wataru/kengoworst ship:otoya/yuri 

[dangerouscommiesubversive]

Whenever commie is no longer busy and have time (and ofc would want to write it), would you be willing to make a complete list of those who would kabedon; and the list of "who would and would not say the f/curse word"?

Oh man, you want a complete list? Well, ok, let’s go show by show here, I’m gonna get really lengthy with it. Like, I can’t go through every character in every show, but I’ll hit what I think are the major points.

Fair warning before you mash the read-more: I did, in fact, go through nearly every show I’ve seen. This post is long.

We will start with Kamen Rider.

Kamen Rider 1号: I want you to look me in the eyes and tell me you heard my grandpa say a cuss. Go on. I dare you.

Kuuga

Godai Yusuke: is capable of saying fuck, but does not, because he’s too polite. He might kabedon, but not for any romantic or sexual reasons, just because he likes to be close to people and he gets excited about stuff.

Ichijo Kaoru: says fuck on a regular basis. I think he would kabedon unironically but only in the heat of the moment.

Ra-Baruba-De: doesn’t cuss because it’s beneath her. She’d kabedon Ichijo, but would follow this up with an attempt to kill him.

Agito

Tsugami Shouichi: does not swear and cannot kabedon, although someone else might do it to him.

Hikawa Makoto: might say fuck in a moment of stress, but rarely swears otherwise. He could and would kabedon, but only in situations where doing so would get a comedic result related to his strength and clumsiness.

Ashihara Ryou, the sexiest man in the world: probably swears like a sailor and would absolutely kabedon. The very thought makes me go weak at the knees.

Kino Kaoru: definitely says “fuck,” but I don’t think he does fuck, and he certainly doesn’t kabedon.

Ozawa Sumiko, however: both says “fuck” and does it. She will kabedon, and she will stand on Omuro’s shoulders to get enough height for it.

Ryuki

Kido Shinji: always wants to swear, but doesn’t actually do it. He could kabedon, but only in anger; the thought of doing so in a romantic or sexual context would make him blush and stammer.

Akiyama Ren: can and will say “fuck” at a moment’s notice. You know he kabedons.

Kitaoka Shuichi: says “fuck” quietly, when no one can hear him except maybe Goro. He would kabedon gently and think himself very sexy.

Yura Goro: is a sweet, sweet man who neither swears nor kabedons.

Asakura Takeshi: is saying “fuck” at this very moment. He would only kabedon as a prelude to stabbing.

Tezuka Miyuki: is on this list because I love him, but he does not say “fuck” and could not be induced to. He could be kabedon’ed.

555 (we haven’t finished this one so I can’t guarantee that all characters will be included)

Inui Takumi: I’m pretty sure he could say “fuck” but I don’t think he’s actually inclined to. Kabedon’ing requires a level of investment in whatever situation that I don’t think he’d want to admit to.

Kusaka Masato: oh, absolutely.

Sonoda Mari: swears all the time. Doesn’t kabedon because she expects someone to do it to her.

Keitaro Kikuchi: is a very nice boy who does neither of these things.

Kiba Yuji: contains vast lakes of suppressed rage, and if he says “fuck” even once it might all come out. Does not kabedon for the same reason.

Osada Yuka: says “fuck,” but only in her heart. Does not kabedon.

Kaido Naoya: says “fuck,” but only when he can’t find a more ridiculous option. Absolutely kabedons at a moment’s notice.

Smart Lady: does not say “fuck.” Will definitely kabedon you, and moreover she’ll do it with her leg to make sure that the situation is just, uncomfortably sexual.

Blade

Kenzaki Kazuma: is breathtakingly earnest but nevertheless does, on occasion, say “fuck.” Doesn’t kabedon because he’s too sad.

Aikawa Hajime: has neither the inclination nor the desire to say “fuck” or to kabedon.

Tachibana Sakuya: can say “fuck,” but mostly doesn’t. Also too sad to kabedon.

Kamijou Mutsuki: would say “fuck” to get someone’s attention. He wishes he could kabedon.

Kurihara Amane: is in so much trouble with her mother for saying “fuck.”

Hibiki

Hibiki/Hidaka Hitoshi: is An Dad, and thus is theoretically capable of saying “fuck,” but if he does then it means the situation’s gotten pretty serious. (Or he’s hit his thumb with a hammer.) He can definitely kabedon, but we’ll never see him do it, because that means the situation’s gotten a different kind of serious.

Ibuki: has too much self-control and dignity to say “fuck,” but said it when he was younger. Doesn’t kabedon because it’s just...not the right vibe for him.

Todoroki: has considered saying “fuck,” but the prospect makes him blush. Cannot kabedon to save his life but desperately wishes that he could.

Zanki: comfortable with the word “fuck” but uses it sparingly. Doesn’t seem like a kabedon type.

The Children: Asumu, Kyosuke, and Akira can all definitely say “fuck” just by dint of being high schoolers brimming with all kinds of messy emotions. Kyosuke would definitely attempt to kabedon someone, although he might not do it well.

The Tachibana Sisters: anyone who runs a restaurant can say “fuck.”

Kabuki: like Miyuki, above, is included because I adore him, even though he’s a movie-exclusive character. Definitely says “fuck.” Might kabedon in the process of tricking someone, but wouldn’t do it seriously.

Kabuto

Tendou Souji: feels that saying “fuck” is beneath him. Wouldn’t kabedon so much as he’d very gently brace himself against the wall and lean in, which, let’s be real, is much sexier.

Tendou Juka: you know that comic that people have done all those redraws of? I think this one is the original? This is an accurate representation of what would happen to someone, possibly Kagami, if Juka said “fuck.”

Kagami Arata: is all the time saying “fuck,” at least in his head, but doesn’t often say it out loud because it would draw the wrong kind of attention. Would kabedon Souji, probably, who would be surprised and then quietly delighted.

Kusakabe Hiyori: unlikely to say “fuck,” and if she did I suspect Tendou would take it badly (see above entry for Juka). Might be kabedon’ed, but would definitely knee the perpetrator in the groin.

Kamishiro Tsurugi: my beautiful son does not know what the word “fuck” means, but would definitely kabedon because he’s excitable.

Yaguruma Sou and Kageyama Shun: get one line because they do things together--imagine, if you will, Yaguruma saying “fuck” and Kageyama echoing him quietly a moment later. They would also kabedon together.

Kazama Daisuke: would say “fuck” very quietly. Does not kabedon.

Den-O

Nogami Ryotaro: cannot say any swear words without suffering a potentially fatal nosebleed. May have kabedon’ed once in a dream, but the thought of him attempting it in real life is actually laughable.

Hana: says “fuck” as an adult. As a child, says it more. Does not kabedon, because why bother?

Naomi: can do whatever she likes and I will support her.

Momotaros: says “fuck” regularly and with gusto. Kabedons as a greeting.

Urataros: does not use any curse words because women find them off-putting--unless the woman he’s with swears, in which case he does too. Will kabedon if it is situationally appropriate for getting laid.

Ryuutaros: see, again, this comic, but this time the person doing the shocked face and then later the punching is me. He does not know what a kabedon is.

Kintaros: is probably asleep. Believes that excessive swearing is unmanly. Doesn’t see the point of kabedon.

Sieg: believes that excessive swearing is unfit for a prince, but will very occasionally say “fuck” if it’ll get every eye in the room on him. Unaware of kabedon.

Kiva

Kurenai Wataru: does not.

Kurenai Otoya: does both, vigorously.

Asou Megumi: says “fuck,” doesn’t kabedon. Would encourage someone else to kabedon her though.

Asou Yuri: absolutely says “fuck” all the time, might kabedon Otoya to shut him up.

Jirou: I actually don’t think he swears? Definitely kabedons though.

Nago Keisuke: says “fuck,” but feels bad about it afterwards. Might kabedon from anger, or if induced to by Megumi.

Nobori Taiga: is far too polite to say “fuck,” but occasionally thinks it. Does not kabedon.

Decade

Kadoya Tsukasa: there is no question that he says “fuck” all the time. Not the romantic kabedon type, much to Daiki’s disappointment. May kabedon in other situations, though.

Kaitou Daiki: says “fuck” only occasionally, but with feeling. Would like Tsukasa to kabedon him.

Hikari Natsumi: says “fuck” regularly and energetically. Will sit on Yuusuke’s shoulders to kabedon Tsukasa.

Onodera Yuusuke: does not say “fuck” at all. Cannot kabedon because he is too busy giving Natsumi a boost.

W

Hidari Shoutaro: believes that saying “fuck” is unbecoming of a true man, but still says it if he stubs his toe. Kabedons unintentionally and then blushes when he realizes what he’s done.

Philip: has said “fuck” a total of once and then went down a rabbit hole looking into its etymology. Kabedons intentionally and with forethought, and then completely loses the thread of things as soon as Shoutaro starts blushing.

Narumi Akiko: says “fuck” just to shock Shoutaro. Definitely kabedon’ed Terui at least once, which he was unspeakably charmed by.

Terui Ryuu: is not open to questions about whether or not he says “fuck.” Only kabedons out of frustration.

OOO

Hino Eiji: neither says “fuck” nor kabedons.

Ankh: both says “fuck” and kabedons, and both are generally directed at Eiji. In fact, since he is only a hand, kabedon is an important part of his physical vocabulary.

Izumi Hina: does not say “fuck.” Would break a wall if she kabedon’ed, and thus it’s fortunate that she isn’t inclined to anyway.

Gotou Shintarou: would blush terribly if he ever said “fuck,” or for that matter if he attempted to kabedon.

Satonaka Erika: considers the word “fuck” an important part of her vocabulary, to be used sparingly. Kabedons Gotou, and at least once Date.

Date Akira: says “fuck,” but not in, like, an aggressive way? Just as an expression of mild distress. It does not occur to him to kabedon.

Fourze

Kisaragi Gentarou: is not legally allowed to say rude words. Would kabedon out of an excess of enthusiasm and then be deeply confused if the recipient blushed.

Sakuta Ryuusei: says “fuck” sparingly and only when it’ll have an impact. Does not kabedon.

Utahoshi Kengo: says “fuck” frequently and with enthusiasm. Doesn’t see the point of kabedon.

Jojima Yuuki: like Gentarou, is not legally permitted to curse. Kabedon would not occur to her unless it could be some way related to space.

Kazashiro Miu: says “fuck” occasionally. Kabedons when appropriate, which is rarely.

Daimonji Shun: wishes he could say “fuck,” but can’t quite bring himself to.  Doesn’t kabedon anymore, but he used to.

JK: only says “fuck” deniably. Strictly a receiver of kabedon.

Nozama Tomoko: doesn’t use curse words, she uses curses. Doesn’t kabedon, but appreciates it when she sees others do it.

Wizard

Souma Haruto: definitely says “fuck” sometimes. Prefers a flirtatious lean against a convenient wall over kabedon.

Nitoh Kosuke: says "fuck," but only if his grandma can't hear him--unless there's a notable archeological discovery in the offing, in which case all bets are off. Thinks he's too slick to kabedon, but he's not.

Fueki Koyomi: no.

Nara Shunpei: absolutely not.

Daimon Rinko: has said "fuck" on occasion and would certainly do it again. I can't imagine a kabedon from her though.

Gaim

Kazuraba Kouta: seems like he secretly swears kind of a lot. Does not kabedon because he is, at base, a deeply non-aggressive individual.

Kumon Kaito: says "fuck" at least once a day. Absolutely kabedons, but mainly because he's annoyed and slapping a person seems tactically unsound.

Kureshima Mitsuzane (Micchi): says "fuck" to sound edgy. Would like to kabedon but no one would take it seriously.

Kureshima Takatora: will use the word "fuck" sparingly, and only to indicate that The Situation Has Gotten Bad Indeed. Does not know what kabedon is.

Sengoku Ryouma: says "fuck" occasionally, and with malicious good cheer. Does not kabedon, but if he would like to give it a shot, I am available.

Takatsukasa Mai: says "fuck" quietly but with frequency. Doesn't see a good reason to kabedon anyone.

Oren Pierre Alfonso: only swears in French. Dismisses kabedon as a thing for callow youths, but despite this he did once have a heated dream of doing it to Takatora.

Drive

Tomari Shinnosuke: says "fuck" if he's hit his leg on a table or something, but in more serious situations he does not curse. I cannot possibly imagine him trying to kabedon, it's impossible.

Shijima Kiriko: doesn't swear as much as one might think; "fuck" is for special occasions. Will use a kabedon to get someone's attention.

Shijima Gou: says "fuck" all the time. Would like to kabedon, but hasn't found the right person yet.

Chase: does not swear. Does not kabedon--he's interested in human behavior but that's just nonsense.

Sawagami Rinna: is a professional engineer and thus uses the word “fuck” as punctuation. Might kabedon, but it’s unlikely.

Mr. Belt/Krim Steinbelt: mutters “fuck” quietly when Shinnosuke isn’t paying attention. Does not have arms.

Heart: has said "fuck" experimentally but didn't like the mouthfeel. Delighted by the very concept of kabedon but hasn't done it yet.

Brain: believes that swearing is a sign that you have nothing constructive, intelligent, or amusing to say. Provided Heart with the comics from which they both learned about kabedon, and since then the thought of Heart doing it to him has occupied his every waking moment.

Medic: has thought about saying "fuck" but isn't sure that she really wants to. Stole those comics from Brain and now she, too, would like Heart to kabedon.

Ghost

Tenkuuji Takeru: the thought of saying “fuck” has genuinely never entered his head. More someone who is kabedon’ed than someone who does it himself.

Fukami Makoto: can theoretically say “fuck,” but mostly doesn’t. Would maybe kabedon if the moment seemed appropriate.

Alain: thinks saying “fuck” is sort of uncouth but does it anyway. Wants to know what kabedon is, please tell him about it.

Tsukimura Akari: does not get enough sleep or lab time for anyone to be able to stop her from saying “fuck.” Has kabedon’ed out of excitement, but never for romantic reasons.

Yamanouchi Onari: tries not to say “fuck” because he’s supposed to be setting a good example, but sometimes it just slips out. Definitely doesn’t kabedon, but that’s more out of cowardice than a sense of restraint.

Fukami Kanon: see the comic previously linked to for reference for what would happen if Makoto found out that someone had taught Kanon how to say “fuck.” Reads comics in which there is the occasional kabedon, kind of wishes Alain would do it.

Ex-Aid

Hojo Emu: doesn’t say “fuck” because he works with children. Doesn’t kabedon because it’s not his style.

Parad: absolutely says “fuck,” if only to see Emu drop something in surprise. Thinks kabedon looks fun.

Kagami Hiiro: is too uptight to say “fuck” and too shy to kabedon.

Kujou Kiriya: uses “fuck” as an expression of low-key dismay. Does his best flirting from across the room, but might kabedon if it seemed like the reaction would be entertaining.

Hanaya Taiga: barely even thinks of “fuck” as a word, it’s just a noise he makes when he’s annoyed. Kabedon’ing would require him to get much closer to people than he wants to.

Dan Kuroto: definitely says “fuck,” are you kidding? Even before he was a cackling supervillain he was, at least partially, a software engineer. Does not kabedon.

Poppy Pipopapo: no.

Saiba Nico: says “fuck” all the time as long as Taiga’s not looking. Will not admit to reading the kind of comics where a kabedon might occur, but definitely does.

Graphite: thinks all of this is human nonsense and yet is, despite himself, intrigued.

Build

Kiryuu Sento: probably says “fuck” more than any other main Rider. Yes, even Tsukasa. Is kabedon’ed.

Banjou Ryuuga: says “fuck” because MMA guys have foul mouths, although he did clean up his language a bit when Kasumi was still alive. Kabedons.

Isurugi Misora: if Misora says “fuck” then something terrible is about to happen. Would laugh at anyone who asked if she knew how to kabedon. Would knee anyone who tried it on her in the groin. Kazumi knows this well.

Takigawa Sawa: considers the word “fuck” an essential part of her vocabulary, to be used frequently and sometimes at a great volume. Knows how to kabedon due to spy training but does not use it in her personal life.

Sawatari Kazumi: says “fuck” all the time, unless Misora is paying attention to him. Thinks that kabedon is very sexy and that he’s very good at it; mileage may vary on whether this is actually true.

Himuro Gentoku: says “fuck” softly and solemnly when something really bad has happened. Maybe he kabedons, I’m genuinely not sure.

Evolt: probably does both, but I’m not getting close enough to check.

Zi-O

Tokiwa Sougo: doesn’t swear because it’s not kingly. Does not kabedon.

Myoukouin Geiz: surprisingly, does not tend to curse. Definitely kabedons, not always romantically.

Woz: doesn’t say “fuck,” because there are more roundabout ways to express his frustration. Kabedons, sometimes for romantic reasons and sometimes just to be weird about things.

Tsukuyomi: specifically uses the word “fuck” to indicate that things have gotten serious. If Geiz isn’t going to get around to kabedon’ing her, she’s going to do it to him.

Zero-One

Hiden Aruto: look obviously I can’t really comment on these characters because I haven’t watched that show yet but just from the clips I’ve seen I think Aruto would spontaneously combust if he said “fuck.”

Saber

Kamiyama Touma: says “fuck” sometimes, especially if he’s very tired. Thinks kabedon is kind of a tired plot device.

Sudou Mei: doesn’t think saying “fuck” is that big of a deal, uses it to express irritation. Agrees with Touma that kabedon is overused as a plot device, but likes it nonetheless.

Shindo Rintarou: oh my god no, definitely not.

Fukamiya Kento: uses the word “fuck” the way other people might use the word “moist”--it’s not a word he likes to say, but it has its place. Not generally aggressive enough to kabedon, but might if it seemed useful.

Akamichi Ren: is a teen edgelord and thus says “fuck” a lot. Talks a big game, but is secretly too shy for a successful kabedon.

Ogami Ryo: has tried to clean up his language since becoming a dad and been pretty successful with it. Doesn’t kabedon anymore, but did once.

Daishinji Tetsuo: says “fuck” when he’s working on things. Kabedon generally involves prolonged eye contact, so no.

Sophia: good heavens no, can you imagine?

Tassel: might be a divinity of some kind, can swear if he wants although he’d probably do it in French, but if he kabedons then I’m a walrus. I love Tassel.

All right, that’s Kamen Rider done! Now on to...

Super Sentai

AkaRed: if AkaRed ever said “fuck” I think something in the multiverse would be profoundly damaged--oh, hell, this is how Zenkaiger happens, isn’t it?

Dairanger

Ryo of the Heavenly Fire Star: doesn’t say “fuck,” but you might when you taste his gyoza. They’re the best in the world, you know. It has never occurred to him to kabedon.

Daigo of the Heavenly Illusion Star: is too gentle to say “fuck,” or for that matter to kabedon. (Besides, anyone who tries to kabedon Kujaku is going to be in for some difficulty.)

Bullet Shoji, Warrior of Love: used to say “fuck,” because he used to be in a gang, but doesn’t anymore. Doesn’t kabedon because he tries not to intimidate people.

Kazu of the Heavenly Time Star: doesn’t say “fuck,” he just kinda makes a hiss noise if he’s irritated. Doesn’t object to kabedon in theory but not interested in doing it himself.

Rin of the Heavenly Wind Star: does sometimes say “fuck,” much to her uncle’s dismay. Does not kabedon.

Kou of the Howling New Star: is a horrible child and says “fuck” regularly. Too immature to be allowed to kabedon.

Kakuranger

Tsuruhime: does not say “fuck,” because if she’s mad she can just smack someone. She is fairly sure that people don’t actually kabedon in real life.

Sasuke: has said “fuck” once or twice but mostly tries not to. Too friendly to kabedon.

Saizou and Seikai: get one line because they’re attached at the hip. They are too goofy to say “fuck,” and would only ever manage to kabedon each other.

Jiraiya: not only does he say “fuck,” he will actually be saying “fuck” and not a Japanese equivalent, because he is more comfortable speaking English. I cannot imagine this man attempting to kabedon.

Ninjaman: is tremendously excited to learn about modern cursing, but never actually uses the words he’s learned because his teachers would be mad at him. Naturally too large to practice safe kabedon.

Hurricaneger

Please know that I’m not very far into this series yet, so this is based on fairly early impressions.

Shiina Yousuke: does not say “fuck” but often wants to. Doesn’t kabedon because it seems really aggressive, especially if you’re trying to kiss someone.

Nono Nanami: sometimes thinks the word “fuck” but doesn’t say it. While she’s read a few comics which contain kabedon, the thought of putting the concept into practice has never occurred to her.

Bitou Kouta: would never say “fuck” because children might hear him. Doesn’t kabedon because he’s a gentle soul.

Kasumi Ikkou and Kasumi Isshu: I just met these boys last night but I know in my heart that they both say “fuck,” and moreover they mean it. They also definitely kabedon.

Furabijo and Wendinu: can call me, please, I’m apocalyptically in love with you both.

Gekiranger

Same as Hurricaneger--I’m not that far in, we don’t even have the extra guys yet, but I sure do have some thoughts about the folks we’ve got so far.

Kando Jan: doesn’t even know the word “fuck,” probably has some cute repetitive term for sex that he uses instead. Doesn’t know what a kabedon is either.

Uzaki Ran: may say “fuck” very occasionally if she sustains an injury during training. Not inclined to kabedon.

Fukami Retsu: will pretend that he’s too in control of himself to swear, but does on occasion say “fuck.” Sees no reason to kabedon.

Mele: says “fuck,” but never when Leo can hear her. Doesn’t kabedon, would like someone else (*coughcoughLeocoughcough*) to do so though.

Leo: says “fuck” like he’s chewing on something and spitting it out. Definitely kabedons, but has no idea that this might have romantic or sexual implications.

Shinkenger

Shiba Takeru: does not say “fuck” anymore, because once he said it in front of Jii, who lost his mind. Could kabedon, he’s capable of it, but he’s a little too wound up in himself.

Ikenami Ryunosuke: would never say “fuck.” Not a kabedon type because it seems rude.

Shiraishi Mako: used to work with children, and thus didn’t say “fuck” for years, but now does occasionally--mainly while cooking. Doesn’t kabedon because she has other ways of getting in your face.

Tani Chiaki: is a Gamer and thus definitely says “fuck.” Nonetheless, respects women too much to kabedon them and the only men he might kabedon he is slightly afraid of.

Hanaori Kotoha: is a sweet, precious girl, very dear to my heart, who certainly does not swear or kabedon.

Umemori Genta: only says “fuck” if he cuts himself while preparing fish, or while arguing with fish vendors. Might kabedon to be goofy, but never seriously.

Kusakabe Hikoma/Jii: definitely had kind of a wild youth. Takeru once heard him say “fuck” to a kuroko while working on the clan accounts and has never recovered from the shock. Doesn’t kabedon anymore, but he did once.

Shiba Kaoru: doesn’t actually know the word “fuck” or anything about kabedon, and isn’t going to learn if Tanba has anything to say about it.

Gokaiger--one of the ones I’m sure you’ve all been waiting for

Captain Marvelous: I think we all know that the answer is yes on both counts.

Joe Gibken: says “fuck” quietly in serious situations, and loudly if Marvelous is deliberately getting on his nerves. Does not typically kabedon.

Luka Millfy: uses “fuck” as a general intensifier. Likes guys she can intimidate a little, so she does kabedon, but she mainly does it to Doc and Gai.

Don Dogoier/Doc: if you hear Doc say “fuck” it’s probably the middle of the night and he’s repairing an engine problem. Certainly does not kabedon.

Ahim de Famille: cursing is unladylike--not that she always tries to be ladylike, but she just doesn’t see the point there. Doesn’t kabedon.

Ikari Gai: probably uses some sort of goofy minced oath like “fudge” unless in the actual throes of passion. Doesn’t really have the poise to kabedon.

Basco ta Jolokia: only says “fuck” when no one is listening, because otherwise he might seem less than poised. Would kabedon Marvelous to get a rise out of him.

Go-Busters

Sakurada Hiromu: seems like he’d probably drop the occasional “fuck.” I’m of two minds on the kabedon thing; I think that he could, but I’m not sure that he would.

Iwasaki Ryuji: says “fuck” if he’s working late on some problem. Doesn’t kabedon because he doesn’t want to scare people.

Usami Youko: says “fuck” specifically because it gets Ryuji to make a shocked face at her. Might kabedon if she found someone short enough. She will never find someone short enough.

Nick, Gorisaki, and Usada: no, definitely not.

Masato Jin: says “fuck” with the casual manner of a man who has definitely not just dropped a wrench on his foot. Doesn’t kabedon, but has joked about doing so.

Beet J. Stag (the “J” stands for “Jueki”): says “fuck,” but doesn’t know what it means. Who would he even kabedon?

Enter: only swears in French. Would kabedon with one of his creepy tentacles.

Kyouryuger

Kiryuu Daigo “King”: is a ludicrously perfect shoujo manga love interest, and thus does not say “fuck” but does kabedon in a sexy way.

Ian Yorkland: says “fuck” on dig sites but not in polite company. Might kabedon if it’d make the girl in question smile, does not kabedon men.

Udo Nobuharu: used to say “fuck” sometimes, but doesn’t now that he’s helping to raise Rika. Too busy and tired to kabedon.

Rippukan Souji: is too uptight to do either.

Amy Yuzuki: doesn’t say “fuck,” just makes irritated noises. Might kabedon if it would get someone to stop screwing around and pay attention to her.

Utsusemimaru: is familiar with neither the word “fuck” nor the concept of kabedon, although he might learn about the latter from some of Amy’s manga.

Yayoi Ulshade: says “fuck” when she’s working. Perpetually disappointed that she will never get Daigo to kabedon her.

Candelira and Luckyuro: my beautiful wife and her adorable son have no knowledge of these things.

ToQger

Right, Tokacchi, Mio, Hikari, and Kagura: are all children and thus are barred from engaging with these things. Although I suppose now they’re all fifteen or sixteen, so maybe some of them have started cussing, but I refuse to contemplate it.

Nijino Akira: doesn’t know the word “fuck,” but if he did he’d use it. Doesn’t know about kabedon either, and wouldn’t use it if he did, because that involves getting way too close to people.

Wagon: much like Smart Lady, would kabedon with her leg, but in her case she’s trying to be cute and fun, not creepy. Does not say “fuck.”

Emperor Zett: can in theory say “fuck,” but hasn’t found an occasion to do so. Would kabedon to intimidate, I think he’d kinda puff up like a little angry wren.

Jyuohger

Kazakiri Yamato: will only say “fuck” if he’s just been bitten by an animal he’s taking care of, and even then only if it really hurts. Doesn’t kabedon.

Sera: doesn’t say “fuck” because there’s always something more cutting available. Would bite anyone who kabedon’ed her.

Leo: says “fuck” as long as there are no girls listening. Has been bitten by Sera at least once as punishment for kabedon crimes.

Tusk: says “fuck” about paper cuts, but nothing else. Doesn’t kabedon.

Amu: doesn’t say “fuck” because there are cuter ways to get mad. Doesn’t kabedon herself, but will take any kabedon from someone else as an opportunity to get them to do something for her.

Mondou Misao: says “fuck” sometimes, always apologizes directly afterward. Far too nervous to kabedon.

Bard: says “fuck” at least once a week. Isn’t clear on what kabedon is.

Uncle Mario: you leave Uncle Mario alone.

Kyuuranger

Lucky: does not say “fuck.” Might kabedon in a moment of high spirits.

Garu: is a polite man who neither says “fuck” nor kabedons.

Stinger: says “fuck” frequently. Kabedons with his tail.

Hame: says “fuck” quietly but often. Doesn’t kabedon, and would just vanish if someone did it to her.

Raptor-283: says “fuck” very rarely, but at great volume. Dreams of being kabedon’ed, this is canonical.

Champ: doesn’t curse, and thinks kabedon looks dangerous.

Spada: only says “fuck” in the kitchen, where he can say whatever he pleases, grazie. Could be kabedon’ed.

Balance: says “fuck” if he’s panicking, but only then. Might kabedon for fun.

Naaga Rei: doesn’t do either, and would be terribly puzzled if someone kabedon’ed him.

Shou Ronpou: said “fuck” once when he got his finger caught in the Kyuulette. Isn’t familiar with kabedon, but thinks it looks fun.

Kotaro: is ten years old.

Ootori Tsurugi: doesn’t say “fuck” because it’s not grandiose enough. Definitely kabedons, we see him do it at least once in the show.

LupinRanger Vs. PatRanger

Asaka Keiichiro:  might say “fuck” if he’s really angry, but would feel bad about it. Would blush if he kabedon’ed Kairi, but would still do it.

Yano Kairi: has been saying “fuck” on the reg since he was twelve. Would kabedon to make Keiichiro squirm.

Hikawa Sakuya: might say “shit” on occasion, but never “fuck.” Wishes he was the kind of guy who could kabedon.

Yoimachi Tooma: doesn’t say “fuck,” but does think it loudly. Too reserved to kabedon.

Myoujin Tsukasa: could potentially say “fuck,” but chooses not to. Not a kabedon type.

Hayami Umika: mostly has pretty clean language, but will say “fuck” when she’s sewing, especially if she’s just stuck a needle into her finger, which hurts like a bitch. Doesn’t kabedon herself, might giggle if someone did it to her.

Takao Noël: only swears in French, but does so in extensive and exacting detail. Kabedons, but in a chill way.

Zamigo Delma: thinks the word “fuck” is extremely funny. Would kabedon Kairi to make him uncomfortable, but if Kairi’s unavailable then he’s welcome to look me up.

Ryusoulger

Koh: has never said a swear in his entire life. Doesn’t kabedon.

Melto: says “fuck” often, but quietly, so that the others don’t hear him. Seems kabedon’able to me.

Asuna: doesn’t actually know the word “fuck.” Wouldn’t kabedon, like, on purpose? But she’d definitely do it unintentionally, please see this comic for reference.

Towa: will say “fuck” sometimes if his brother won’t catch him at it. Overconfident enough to kabedon, but I don’t think it’d occur to him.

Banba: says “fuck” if things have gotten very bad. Kabedons only rarely, when he needs to be very serious about something. Yes, sometimes that something is “I think about kissing you with such frequency that it’s interfering with my ability to focus.”

Canalo: doesn’t say “fuck” because Mosa Rex would be disappointed in him. Would never kabedon, if he even knows what that is, due to his overpowering Respect for Women. (It has never occurred to him that one might kabedon anyone but a woman.)

Oto: might say “fuck,” and if she did then Canalo would specifically blame Melto.

Nada: uses “fuck” as an expression of dismay, like, “well, fuck.” Not into the whole kabedon thing.

Tatsui Ui: might have said “fuck” once, but then was so embarrassed that she got a case of hysterical giggles. Absolutely does not kabedon.

Super Sentai is done! That was exhausting! Wow! On to...

Ultra Series

I have seen very few Ultra shows, so this section’s gonna be short.

Orb

Kurenai Gai: doesn’t say “fuck,” does curse in some kind of alien language. Doesn’t kabedon, I bet it’d make him blush, although mostly he doesn’t seem like the blushing type either.

Jugglus Juggler: says “fuck” regularly and with relish. Was once described by someone very wise as having “big kabedon energy,” which is to say, of course he does.

Yumeno Naomi: definitely says “fuck” and doesn’t care who hears her. Will kabedon Gai and Juggler simultaneously, one with each hand, and they will both be impressed and maybe a little turned on.

Hayami Jetta: says “fuck” sometimes, but not as frequently as he’d like people to think. Might try to kabedon, although he wouldn’t necessarily succeed at it.

Matsudo Shin: does neither of these things, as they have no relevance to science.

Geed

I can’t really say much about Geed, since we’re not even ten episodes in, but what I can say for certain is:

Asakura Riku: is too nice a boy to say “fuck” and not intense enough to kabedon.

Toba Laiha: definitely says “fuck” on occasion. Would kabedon with her sword.

Pega: is a child.

Igaguri Leito: does neither of these things, he is a sweet man. And I think Zero would disapprove.

Fukuide Kei: says “fuck” with frequency. I think he would, theoretically, kabedon, but there’s no one on Earth he’d do it to.

Belial: I haven’t actually, like, met Belial, but I’m fairly sure his existence is a concentrated dose of the word “fuck,” in the sense of, “oh, fuck, it’s Belial.” If he kabedon’ed he could destroy the planet, please do not let him.

R/B

I’m even less far into R/B, since I’m watching it by myself.

Minato Katsumi and Minato Isami: they do not.

Aizen Makoto: is too weird to do either of these things.

All right, we’re done with the brief foray into the Ultras. Now, last but very much not least, we have...

Garo

Of which I have only watched the original continuity, none of the Ryuuga stuff yet, so it’s a slightly limited take. However, I love all of these characters dearly, so here we go!

Saejima Kouga: is way too upright (and uptight) to say “fuck.” Doesn’t know what kabedon is, wouldn’t do it if he did.

Suzumura Rei: is a man who swears colorfully and at length and uses “fuck” to add a little bit of pep to things. Definitely kabedons, with varying levels of success depending on who he’s trying it on.

Fudou Leo: is a soft-spoken man, but nevertheless does occasionally mutter “fuck” quietly when he’s working on a Madou device. Blushes and stammers at the very suggestion of kabedon.

Mitsuki Kaoru: might say “fuck,” but only in the absolute heights of fury, which are rare for her. Not inclined to kabedon, but even if she was, who could she even do it to? The shortest person she might kabedon is Rei, who is seven inches taller than her, and it only gets worse from there. She’d need a boost to reach, and my dude Gonza’s back is not good enough for that.

Jabi: believes too strongly in the value of language well-used to say “fuck” except when absolutely necessary. Could kabedon with her leg, probably, and would if she thought it’d be useful.

Rekka: says “fuck” sometimes, mostly to express irritation. Most likely to kabedon with a knife or something.

Saejima Raiga, Mayuri, and Crow: I only barely know these kids but I adore them. None of them are allowed to do any cursing. They do not kabedon.

Madou Ring Zaruba: is a ring, so obviously he can’t kabedon, but he can say “fuck,” and I think sometimes he does.

The Moral Of This Story Is: never ask me for a comprehensive list of anything, because I cannot be trusted to do anything but go completely overboard.

[dangerouscommiesubversive]

Wouldn't Aso Yuri from Kamen Rider Kiva count as a mom Rider since she got to use the IXA gear to henshin?

Unfortunately she doesn't meet enough of my requirements. Like, what I want out of a Mom In Rider is the following:

Must have a child, either of her own blood or by adoption--Yuri does, obviously, have a kid, that's kind of important to the plot of Kiva.

Must act as a superhero while she is an active parent--Yuri only sort of has this, she and Megumi have their joint henshin but she is for the most part doing her thing well before Megumi's birth.

Must have a distinct heroic identity by which other people can refer to her--this is where Yuri unfortunately loses bigtime. There are several Ixas, she isn't even the most prominent one in the show. She isn't even the most prominent one in her time period! If I got an Ixa figure, it would be a figure of Nago, and while I do, for my sins, love Nago, he's not a mom.

Ozu Miyuki/Magi Mother and Ultrawoman Marie/Mother of Ultra are both moms who get to do their heroic thing while they're moms, and who have their own superheroic names and identities. (Granted, Marie's mostly a background character, but I'll take what I can get there--she has stainless steel pigtails, so she stands out pretty well in a group shot.) I want a Kamen Rider who's a mom who gets to have her own name and her own henshin whatsit and everything.

[dangerouscommiesubversive]

What do you think would be the Gokaiger’s relationship with other riders. Because they’ve met who? Gentaro? And Tsukasa and Daiki? But there are truly so many characters™️ beyond 100% friendship and 100% annoying bitch (Gentaro and Decade boys respectively). Do you think they would be friends with any of them? (This thought sponsored by the little Gokai and Build plushes that are currently sitting on my bed together)

Man, I don’t think they’ve even really met Gentarou, despite Super Hero Taisen being theoretically a Fourze movie he was more just...present for parts of it. Eiji’s the one I think they’ve really met, they got to do that rad full-team OOO transformation. (We actually have a TaJaDor Ranger Key, it’s cute.) They seemed to get along ok with him.

I hear you on the plush, too, I have some little palm-sized guys on my printer in my office, so I spend every work day chilling with Doc, Philip, Shoutaro, and Kouta.

Anyway, given the whole Super Hero Taisen incident, I imagine most pre-Fourze Riders would be a little wary of Marv, but there’s no reason I can think of why they couldn’t eventually get past that. Of course, then we run into potential personality clashes, so let’s think this out:

Kuuga--Godai would not be keen to be addressed as “Kamen Rider Kuuga,” but if the pirates can be broken of that then he’s inherently a pretty friendly guy. I suspect he’d get along especially well with Doc, given that he knows how to do basically everything.

Agito--Shouichi and Ahim were made to be friends--he’d also get along with Doc and Gai immediately, I think. Hikawa might have a difficult time adjusting to the idea of chilling with pirates, but Marvelous would definitely love teasing him. I feel like Ryou would hit it off with Joe and Luka?

Ryuki--As long as they’re not trying to kill people I think Shinji would be cool with pretty much anyone. He could write about them for ORE Journal. Ren and Luka would butt heads a little, maybe, since they’re both really cranky and aggressive.

555--Ok this one is just a recipe for disaster. Honestly I think the Gokaigers would get along better with the Orphnoch trio (Kiba and Yuka and Kaido) than with the folks at the laundromat. The thought of Joe just, punching Kusaka in the jaw is pretty life-giving though.

Blade--I feel like this one is less “Gokaigers hang out with Riders” and more “Kenzaki tries to hitch a ride off-planet and then realizes that if he leaves Earth then there’s only one Joker again.” He could give them a letter for Hajime, though.

Hibiki--I don’t know if any of the Gokaigers know how to have a dad, I think they’d be very confused by their reactions to Hibiki.

Kabuto--Either another recipe for disaster or fifteen minutes of Tendou and Marvelous having a stare-down followed by forty-five minutes of Tendou and Doc trading recipes. Ahim can make Kagami some tea, the poor guy needs it.

Den-O--Can the Den-Liner go into space? That’d be cool. Luka spends the entire time flirting with Naomi. Momotaros and Marvelous arm-wrestle. Also it occurs to me that Joe and Doc did meet the Imagins, however briefly, so they could catch up a little.

Kiva--How this goes depends entirely on whether or not there’s time-travel involved, because if they’re in the past then the whole situation immediately becomes a lost chapter of Ranma 1/2. If they’re in the present, I think Ahim would meet Wataru and immediately love him, they could have tea together in the garden. Nago would need to be restrained.

Decade--Extensively covered by canon.

W--Shoutaro is in no way prepared to meet space pirates, they’re so out-of-genre for his beautiful noir lifestyle. Meanwhile Philip would climb all over the Galleon, asking about how it works, to the entire crew’s bemusement. I suspect Terui would be a major personality crash though.

OOO--Also covered in canon.

Fourze--Friendship!

Wizard--I think they met in Super Hero Taisen Z, but I’ve blocked out most of that one out because it made no sense. Nitoh and Marvelous would hit it off immediately. Although I can also see some potential conflict between them, since Haruto’s primary color is red and Marvelous does have. Tendencies.

Gaim--I am. Genuinely tempted to write a story about the Galleon dropping anchor on Planet Helheim and immediately getting confronted by Kouta, wanting to know what the hell is up with them.

Drive--Something in my heart says that Gou and Gai would immediately be best friends.

Ghost--I mean, Takeru is inherently an amiable guy, so he’d definitely get along with all of them. What really gets me is actually the image of Joe and Makoto being introduced and hitting it off right away as in the background all of their friends try to manage this sudden case of double vision.

Ex-Aid--Luka loves men who are absolute hot messes, so I suspect she’d meet Emu and think, “ah, yes, this is a friend.” I also think she’d find Kiriya hilarious. Joe could charm Hiiro with cake. Marvelous would try to convince Parad to join the crew because he’s funny. Taiga is not allowed near this meeting.

Build--I think if he was presented with the idea that there are worlds where saving everyone doesn’t involve destroying yourself Sento might collapse. Luka would love Banjou, though. So would Ahim, I think.

Zi-O: “Oh. You’re the ones Daiki was telling Joe about.” “Oh, hey! You’re their pirate friends!” “Well, Joe and Doc are Daiki’s pirate friends. Decade and I are acquaintances at best.”

Zero-One: Still haven’t seen this one but from what I’ve gathered I think Yua would meet Ahim and Luka and immediately feel right at home.

Saber: Doc and Tetsuo would enjoy each other’s company quietly. Ren and Gai would enjoy each other’s company loudly. Rintarou and Joe would just vibe.