#Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads?
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The Heaven Makers by Frank Herbert
Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads?: "Affairs and Relations"
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BRIGIT FORSYTH (1940-Died December 1st 2023,at 83).Scottish actress, best known for her roles as Thelma Ferris in the BBC comedy Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? and Helen Yeldham in the ITV drama Boon. From 2013 to 2019, Forsyth appeared in the BBC comedy Still Open All Hours.Brigit Forsyth - Wikipedia
#Brigit Fosyth#Scottish Actresses#British Actresses#Actresses#Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads?#Boon#Still Open All Hours#Notable Deaths in December 2023#Notable Deaths in 2023
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about ready
#pokemon#swsh#gym leader raihan#ft. flygon#had a vivid vision of this pose the other day and had to draw it. thats all thank you#I think after flygon's first appearance in anipoke whenever it comes up again the artists just go ''fuck it whatever''#and draw the legs however they want. it's basically a dinosaur in pmd#this is good for me bc I dont know shit abt fuck#flygon poses really well for how kinda awkward it looks on its own... but I also think abt like#duraludon being in the carwash. practically all the time its all I think about tbh#rest assured.#mim's infected me with the goggles vision I see raihan now I immediately wanna put a goggles on that man#they arent wrong tho. is the thing#is flygon an insect or a reptile.... the tail suggest something like a dragonfly but the neck doesnt seem to have#the shell structure that'd let it bend. thats at least skin#well. flygon is shapes. thats what it is. I enjoy it#I should sleep now... so many things happened today#I really gotta prep the fish tomorrow. dang. so many things on the list for tomorrow too...#have a good night lads. achieve flight
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I think its somewhat telling that the gnosis was placed inside the shouki no kami rather than scara containing it in his chest the same way that venti did with his gnosis. I get that its probably more so because scara needed a much grander body for his god form and the electro gnosis just so happened to be at the centre of it… but i cant help but think of it as the games way of telling us that he truly is not fit to contain the gnosis, even in peak form when all his powers are unleashed, he still needs to build a whole new body as the gnosis’ vessel, that the so called “heart” he thought was rightfully his would not actually make him satisfied or fulfilled, as it seems to be the embodiment of all of scara’s obsessions
#erm i feel like this is all very obvious but im just now thinking of this#bc i was thinking about scara and his constant yearning for a heart…. ok#sorry to be that one guy pointing obvious things out and acting like its some grand discovery 🥺😞 lolol#that being said i was kinda disappointed that the shouki no kami was his boss form#like dont get me wrong i love his eva mech with all my heart#but i always wanted a sort of… idk true form of HIMSELF the same way tartaglia and signora had them#not saying foul legacy is childes true form and yadda yadda yadda but like… i cant explain ig#foul legacy… crimson witch of flames… and whatever happened to arlecchino in her bossfight is what i was expecting with scara#i mean king for not fitting in with all the others but#cmon man… i wanted you to go plus ultra or whatever… did ei not install you with like a function where you go all raiden mei and grow a few#cm taller and grow beautiful breasts or something… not even like a raiden shogun tru puppet form or anything…#i wanted to see my king not eva mechs ok imosrry#still love shouki no kami tho dont even joke about it lads#scaramouche#wanderer#wanderer genshin#genshin impact#genshin
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i cannot believe this isn't fake. an actual mainline senator shockwave toy. in TWENTY TWENTY THREE
#it's so obviously them bending over backwards to make this happen look at that janky lad. love it#you can tell someone REALLY wanted this largely unknown unmarketable character and was like#if we retool this mold and slap some paint on and make it a two pack#it will look like him and be cheap enough for hasbro to agree#thx to whatever toy designers found a way 2 pitch this ilu#toys#idw
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jing yuan should’ve had an idle that’s him snoozing. i rest my case
#like dozing off while standing and almost falling over yano#moze got one. why can’t he#gallagher also had one where he yawns like cmon#dozing general and one of his idles is him just talking#what language even is that#if it’s a real existing one i am Sorry lads#but it doesn’t sound like that it just sounds like something that could vaguely be chinese but nobody is sure if it is#alejandro saab what did they make you say bruh#anyways#this mf ended up pissing me off more than sunday bc yeah sunday didn’t come home on the first try but shit man it happens#his light cone did tho. GUESS WHO’S LC DIDN’T#yk if they at least gave me a new one. NAAAHHHH they hit me with that bailu one again#for the THIRD FUCKING TIME#i was already ready to crash when the same shit happened with acheron but this? nah#whole house was in danger and they didn’t even know it#whatever. i’m skipping these next few banners#firefly i love u but idc#i gotta protect my pockets#hsr#hsr jing yuan
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favourite reads of 2023
#miscellaneous#bestof#read...disappointingly little this year tbh but i was either sick or out of my gourd for most of it so. whatever it happens#the truly sad part was that much of what i Did read didn't even reach the level of 'like' let alone love or a favourite :/#ups and downs girls and lads ups and downs
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“So, I don’t think I’m dying, or anything, and it’s probably not that serious, but… I’m kinda bleeding. A lot.” / aventurine vc lemme hide out here and bleed on u
HURT / COMFORT : STARTERS / accepting.
cryptic, subdued, and undeniably strange - that’s the only way ren can sum up his last exchange with aventurine. a few messages traded back and forth, vague enough to raise questions, before a location pin was abruptly sent. less than thirty minutes later, aventurine appeared, looking more disheveled than ren ever thought possible. to say ren was caught off guard would be putting it lightly. aventurine isn’t exactly predictable, and ren has learned to expect the unexpected when it comes to him. yet this? this was something else entirely, so far out of the realm of what ren might have anticipated that it momentarily left him at a loss.
a damp cloth presses against the edges of an open wound, trying to clean around the jagged tear obscured by the blood pooling and staining the surrounding skin. the process had been almost instinctive, the hunter moving quickly and efficiently as though they’d done this a hundred times before. without hesitation, he had led aventurine to the couch, eased him down, and sternly instructed him to stay still. though injuries are far from rare in ren’s experience, he’s tended to far worse without so much as flinching, something about this particular moment sets his nerves on edge. his stomach churns uncomfortably, coiling tighter with each passing second, making every movement he makes feel slow and stilted, as if bound by invisible tension.
somewhere amidst the process of getting aventurine to sit down, the man began weaving together an explanation, a rambling narrative that ren has no desire to hear. the words spill from aventurine’s lips like oil on water, unwanted and infuriating, each syllable prodding at ren’s already frayed nerves. there’s a heat rising in him, simmering just below the surface, and though he can’t pinpoint the precise reason for his agitation, the fire burns brightly in his crimson eyes, betraying the calm demeanor he struggles to maintain.
his actions still remain steady, deliberate, and uncharacteristically careful as he tends to aventurine’s wounds, every motion executed with meticulous precision. yet his composure is a fragile veneer - his clenched jaw and tense shoulders reveal the storm brewing within. aventurine’s words, each one spoken with that familiar, almost melodic cadence that ren might normally find tolerable, even pleasant, now serve only to stoke the flames of his irritation.
ordinarily, ren could appreciate the man’s knack for weaving charm into his voice, the way it lingers like a tune that’s impossible to forget. but now, that very quality feels like an insult, a deliberate test of his patience. every sentence, every attempt to explain or justify, feels like another deliberate poke, daring ren to snap, to silence him outright. and while he hasn’t yet given in to the urge, the temptation looms, an ever-present shadow in the back of his mind.
“ quiet. be quiet. ” the cloth in his hand is tossed aside once the worst of the bleeding has been dealt with, replaced by the familiar roll of bandages he typically reserves for himself. a staple of his existence, so intertwined with his image that ren doubts anyone could describe him without mentioning them, now being used to mend someone else. the irony isn’t lost on him, and the sinking realization that this might not help at all weighs heavy in the back of his mind.
in silence, he repeats a process he’s perfected over countless years, as if the rote steps will anchor him: stop the bleeding, clean the wound, apply antibiotic ointment, cover the wound, wrap it tightly. step by step. over & over. his hands, which have always felt like a cruel joke compared to what they used to be, seem even less capable now. they tremble with a frustration he refuses to acknowledge, going through the motions with mechanical precision, even as his energy falters.
“ where have you been ? ” the questioning begins, as if he wouldn’t have the answers he’s looking for if he had let aventurine explain. “ what did you get yourself into this time — no, who did this to you ? ” gaze does its best to avert from the chaos, to find something else to look at, but he inevitably fails - stuck in place as he kneels on the ground before the couch, one hand still resting on top of aventurine’s leg.
these things aren’t supposed to happen, not to the people he holds in some unspoken regard. it’s a naïve hope, really, this belief that certain people in his life would remain untouched by moments like this. for some reason, aventurine had fallen into that category, a rare, fleeting solace ren allowed himself to indulge in. aventurine was someone ren sought out when he needed a reprieve, a moment of light amidst the unrelenting dark, a rare calm in the chaos of his existence. that ren had miscalculated & misplaced him in that fragile sanctuary of safety, feels like a bitter betrayal of his own instincts.
it’ll haunt him later - this moment, this misstep. ren knows it. the sharp edges of it will gnaw at him, jagged puzzle pieces forcing themselves into places where they don’t belong. already, distress festers beneath the surface, a parasite feeding on his nerves, chewing away at whatever composure he has left. the guilt is relentless, and it will burrow deeper long after this moment has passed, a wound all its own that no bandage will ever mend. he should have known better. how could he? he should have known that even aventurine is not untouchable by the agony in this world.
“ you look like shit, ” calmer, still irritable, but certainly more grounded. “ can you walk ? i’m not carrying you to bed. ”
#starspurn: aventurine#mailbox.#injury cw#blood cw#this got way longer than i anticipated and here's why#i started writing this as something less angsty ig. just ren being a good lad patching up aven about to reprimand him#and then the rest just sort of happened#my brain kept going back to 'no he'd be mad' and i was like okay but why#and then i realized he'd be mad because he's realizing he cares#i mean you can tell he's not great at showing it but he does care and it kills him because he doesn't want to#he wants this to be ezpz just another friend (?) acquaintance (?) whatever (?) to patch up and scold a little#but no. he is mad because he cares#so yk then he gets mad because how dare aventurine sound so calm about it when ren cares this “much” aventurine should care too!!! grrr#you get it hopefully i think my writing described it better than me#long post /#anyway give him a minute and he might find this kinda hot actually
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Well shit, the devs feed us all the sweetness for Zayne's Birthday, then I just experienced my birthday event, and now HIS NEW STORY BRANCH TRAILER IS OUT AND IT'S STRAIGHT UP PAIN??!
OH MY GOD!!
#spoilerrrrrrr if you havent watched the trailer yet pr are a newbie avoiding later parts of the narrative but.......#IS DAWNBREAKER MERGING WITH THE DOCTOR?? OMFGGG#Whatever happens im going to lose my shit#love and deepspace#lads zayne#how sweet of the devs to be like 'were going to rip your fking soul straight out of your ass but heres a free 5 star memory :)'#OH MY GOD I CANT#1. mc looks seriously hurt#2.... does this play into where the main story left off !??#and 3.... who asked zayne to kill him? 😳#go back and listen to him talk... ngl it alightly sounds like caleb but theres no way in hell.... right? 😳 lol. wi#just me scrounging for more drama than there already is 😭
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the elspethian conundruum of conscripting the son of ur family's murderer in the hopes he dies horribly during his joining bc u want vengeance and yet are too self righteous to kill him yourself. ofc you're also not actually altruistic enough to let him go so you just pray to the maker it goes sideways and then it DOESNT and now you have to sit with the knowledge that u are a bad person for wanting him dead while he fucks around and raids the larder of Your castle bc he infuriatingly knows it better than you do. and you guys are literally platonic soulmates btw <3
#tay plays dao#oc: elspeth#obviously i have considered making them have a Thing either unrequited or like an ex betrothal pre blight or whatever#bc i feel like 90% of us have done that <3#but eh i honestly dont see it. i dont think they ever have feelings for each other#i DO think their families might have been in talks for something to happen once upon a time. but i think nate disliked her immediately#(or maybe he just knew thomas was interested? IDK WE'RE SPITBALLING HERE LADS)#and the idea quickly fell apart lol#mostly they are just. wayyyyyyy too alike#too grim and jaded and short on patience. i think elles needs alistair so badly#bc he is the one person who can still make her smile and laugh and see the good things if life the way nobody else can#but nate is so good for her as a friend/second in command#once get past the howe/cousland thing theyre so in agreement on stuff. but she can also trust him to call her out on stuff#whereas alistair is too nice lol#anyway. im using all of my remaining brainpower to ignore canon and pretend nathaniel is hawke's warden contact#instead of fucking stroud 😭😭😭
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me when i try to prevent something from happening and the act of trying to prevent it makes it happen: 👁️👄👁️
#i am neo the matrix today lads#knocking over vases and whatever#actually wait no i'm the lady who told neo about the vase and telling him made him break it. i'm that person#like i literally was like 'wow this thing is going to happen let me try to prevent that'#and then what i did called attention to the thing that was about to happen#and that made it happen exactly how i thought it would because everyone was paying attention to it#like i was exactly correct and even then i was unable to prevent the thing from happening isn't that frustrating#to say i'm livid implies i'm allowed to be annoyed about it given that i made it happen. i shouldn't get to be annoyed. i made it happen#having a normal one it's cool it's fine#i cannot control other people no matter how predictable they are and no matter how hard i try (aggressive but necessary reminder)#.txt#about#18122029#edit: you know you've blown it when you get a notif saying you're the admin of the gc because everyone left 🙃
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Rodney Bewes and James Bolam pose together behind the scenes of 'the likely lads'
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biting the lads men
sylus, zayne, rafayel, xavier, & caleb x gn!reader
how each of the love and deepspace men react to an s/o that bites them as a way of showing their love.
content: affectionate biting (non-sexual)
sylus loves when you bite him. the first time you did it, he hadn't even batted an eye. simply smiled and moved his bicep closer for you to chomp down to your heart's content.
you tend to use your teeth when you're forced to sit quietly beside him, likely when he's doing something related to onichynus or a business deal he needs to finish up before he gives you his undivided attention for the night. you'll sit either in his lap, curled up in his shoulder, or just next to him under his arm. he doesn't mind if you ramble, but you know better than to expect him to answer all of your hypotheticals while he's focusing.
instead, when you've had your fill of talking to mostly yourself, you'll lower your head against his shoulder and bite down. you don't latch on very hard, but it's enough for sylus to know you're using your teeth.
"am i boring you, kitten?" he asks, setting his pen down in favor of cradling the back of your head. you dislodge yourself at the sensation, allowing him to pull your face up to look at him. he's got that knowing smirk on his face, his other hand tightly wrapped around your hips to keep you from falling as he shifts you to straddle his thighs.
“no,” you hum, tilting your head to nip at his wrist. he laughs, the sound vibrating through your body.
“no? just being… frisky?” a hand slides up under the bottom hem of your shirt to rest on the small of your back. you nod, biting a bit harder when you reach the base of his palm. he hisses.
“are you almost done with your work, sy?” you whisper. you gently kiss the indents your teeth had left.
“i’m all yours, sweetie.”
zayne doesn't really comment on it. after the first few incidents, and the round of questions that had followed, he knows you don't mean any harm by it. rather, he knows it's a way for you to express yourself to him when words seem to elude you.
it always seems to happen when zayne’s already settled down for the evening. unlike when you’re trying to lure him away from his work—when you use lingering touches and gentle kisses to pull his attention toward you—zayne always seems to find you biting him when he’s already got his sights set on you.
the two of you will be spread out on the couch, you sat between his thighs with your back to his chest and his arms around your shoulders, when your teeth latch into his forearm. he doesn’t move, doesn’t shift, just smiles softly with a kiss to your temple as he continues to watch the move you’d put on.
“react,” you huff, biting a bit harder near the junction of his elbow.
“what would you like for me to say, darling?” he says, the ghost of a laugh seeping out of him. you shrug, snuggling back further into him with your lips pressed against his bicep.
“i’m bored,” you huff.
“i can tell,” he says softly. his hand slides down your arm to intertwine your fingers together, bringing the pair up to his mouth to kiss the back of your hand. “would you like to do something else?”
“no,” you say, shaking your head. your tongue peeks out to swipe across a recently bitten patch of skin. you always tended to bite him more when there was more skin at your disposal, he’d noticed, leading him to wear short sleeves around the house.
“alright, then,” he says. he settles back down into the cushions and tightens his hold on you. when you latch down on his arm again, all he says is, “i love you, too, darling.”
rafayel pretends to hate it. he'll get all whiny and pouty each time you do it, threatening to kick you out of his studio for abusing him, but he secretly revels in it. he gets this pretty pink flush on his cheeks whenever your teeth make contact with his skin, despite whatever nonsense spews from his lips.
“hey! meanie,” he huffs, yanking his arm out of reach from your mouth. he cradles it to his chest, running his thumb gently over the barely-there indent your teeth had made in his skin. it’s the most offended you’d seen him. almost.
you continue to do it, though, a lot gentler, until one day his protestations actually manage to break through to you.
he fully rolled away from you, turning so that his back was facing you. when you attempted to warm up to him again, placing your face into the crook of his neck and sliding your hands around his waist, he swatted at your fingers until you pulled away. you could hear him pouting, the dramatic sighs and whines.
after that, and after you’d made it up to him the following morning with plenty of kisses, you stopped biting him. rafayel had assumed it was only for the day, making only a comment or two about how he was “bite mark free” for the first time, but when you withheld your teeth from him for a week and a half, he started to get whiny again.
at first, it’d been silent gestures. holding his arm close to your face when you cuddled, making sure you were angled toward his shoulder when you watched something.
then, “why don’t you bite me anymore?”
“you don’t like it,” you say, turning your head slightly to look at him. he’s sitting on the couch beside you, a sketch pad laid open over his lap. it’d stayed blank for the last thirty minutes.
“i never said that,” he says.
“yes, you did,” you laugh. “you called me a meanie and didn’t talk to me for a day.”
“are you sure about that? i probably just called you cutie like i always do and then got… laryngitis or something,” he huffs, his bottom lip protruding out. he drops the sketch pad onto the coffee table before he scoots closer to you. “will you just bite me again, cutie?”
“you want me to?”
if he had any reservations before—which he didn’t— the way your face lit up at the idea was enough to erase them completely. he nods, holding his hand up to your lips, allowing you to nibble as you pleased.
xavier is confused by it, but lets you do as you please. his brows will knit together and he’ll stare at you with those big eyes he always gives you, but he never protests or gives you any indication that he wants you to stop.
the first time you did it, he thought it was an accident. he flinched slightly, but didn’t make a comment besides that. once it started becoming a regular thing, he began to have more and more questions about your motivations.
“starlight?” he asks softly, not moving save for the slightest tilt of his head. your teeth are still latched into his shoulder. you hum in reply, nipping your way across his shoulder and down to his arm. “did i do something?”
“no? why do you ask?”
“you’re biting me,” he replies.
“yeah? i always do that,” you hum, mixing in a couple kisses with your bites before you pull back. you shift so that you’re facing him more. “do you want me to stop?”
he grabs your wrist when you start to pull further away. “no. you can keep doing it.”
“yeah?” you ask, immediately leaning in to bite down on his cheek. his face scrunches, a soft pink hue dusting over the skin beneath your lips.
he's not entirely sure of why you bite, but you never bite down enough to hurt him, and you always seem so happy after you've done it, so who is he to prevent you from latching down every once in a while?
caleb bites you back. he takes it as a challenge. you always bit him when you were kids when you were angry, or, god forbid, he was holding you down for any reason. if he was tickling you, or tackling you, your first instinct was to sink your teeth into the closest body part you could find. he went to school one day with a huge mark on his ankle once, and you never heard the end of it.
now, when you do it, he's prepared. it's almost as if he goads you into it, knowing he'll be able to do it back.
he'll wander around your apartment with a sleeveless shirt on, practically lording his arms in your face, and you have no choice but to chomp down on his bicep.
the moment you sneak behind him, your arms linking around his hips, he's on guard. he knows all your tactics. despite the otherwise gentle touches, he knows the minute your lips wander anywhere close to his arms, he's going to be feeling more than your lips.
he says your name in warning moments before it occurs. within a second of you latching down, he's spinning you in his grasp and attacking your skin with nips and bites of his own. he starts at your neck before traveling down to your shoulder and biting down with the same intensity you'd used on him.
"caleb!" you squeal, pushing his face away despite the stream of giggles leaving your lips.
"what?" he asks, softening his movments. "i'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine."
"only i'm allowed to bite," you counter.
"is that so?" he asks, lifting his head up to look you in the eye again. you nod as he leans forward to rest his forehead against yours. within a second, though, he's sliding back down to bite down at your shoulder. "i don't think so, pipsqueak."
#sylus x reader#sylus#sylus love and deepspace#sylus lads#sylus lnds#sylus l&ds#sylus love and deepspace x reader#zayne x reader#zayne#zayne love and deepspace#zayne lnds#zayne lads#zayne l&ds#zayne love and deepspace x reader#rafayel#rafayel x reader#rafayel love and deepspace#rafayel lads#rafayel lnds#rafayel l&ds#xavier#xavier x reader#xavier love and deepspace#xavier love and deepspace x reader#xavier lads#xavier lnds#xavier l&ds#caleb#caleb x reader#caleb love and deepspace
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the new girl - mattheo riddle
summary: despite their best and most ardent efforts, each of the slytherin boys gets rejected by you, and can't figure out why, not knowing that one of them holds a secret that explains it all.
word count: 1.4k
warnings: suggestive content, probably 18+ish, please read responsibly my dears.
The boys watched eagerly across the Great Hall as Enzo leaned over the table to get your attention. You looked up at him, and smiled instantly, a blush rising to your cheeks at whatever he’d said.
“Yes, mate” Blaise whispered in encouragement.
You ducked your head and curled a piece of hair behind your ear, averting your eyes demurely as he continued and Draco realized he’d stopped breathing altogether, the anticipation nearly crushing him as he moved to grasp Theo’s arm in excitement.
Finally, your eyes met Enzo’s and as you started to reply the boys’ gaze was glued to your perfect lips, wishing they could hear what you were saying as they all physically leaned forward, like it would make any difference at this distance.
Enzo rubbed the back of his head abashedly, nodding and smiling before he turned to walk back to the Slytherin table. He took several steps in his swaggering gait but his pout betrayed him as he caught their eye and shook his head subtly and they let out a collective gasp.
“Fuck!” Theo said rather loudly, garnering the attention of a few third years nearby.
“Damn it all” Draco agreed as Blaise threw down the Daily Prophet that he’d held clenched in his fist.
Enzo approached the table and slumped down onto the bench.
“She said… no” he muttered, like he was in a trance, like he couldn’t believe the words coming out of his own mouth before he shook his head. “It’s official, then, she’s impenetrable, if she’s not going to go out with me then the rest of the school is fucked.”
“Mate, who the fuck says no to all four of us?” Blaise pondered as he looked between Enzo, Draco and Theo who were all equally gobsmacked.
One of them getting rejected happened occasionally, rarely, but all four of them? It was an impossibility they’d never considered as they looked back at you like you were a unicorn. And gods if that didn’t take them down another notch because just the sight of you quickened their heartbeats; you were the new girl and you were hot, unbelievably hot. The type of girl any of them would have on their arm in an instant.
They had just started to ponder the depths of their failure when Mattheo sauntered into the Great Hall, ambling to their table and picking at the platters of food in front of him nonchalantly, totally unaware of the cataclysmic breakdown that was occurring amongst his friends.
“Well look who decided to show up” Draco sneered, shooting Mattheo a gaze with narrowed eyes. “And where’ve you been?” he asked.
“I slept in” Mattheo snapped back with an annoyed look on his face, “S’that alright with you, mother? Christ.”
“Mate you’ve been totally MIA lately—” Blaise started before he was promptly interrupted by Enzo who was still in the heady fog of rejection as he stared at you.
“—Maybe she swings the other way?” he said. “Doesn’t even fancy a lad. That would make sense” he urged, hope rising in his voice as he glanced to his friends for reassurance.
“No, my cousin heard from his neighbor that she dated Viktor Krum” Draco said, proudly spilling tea that had eyebrows shooting up around the table.
“I heard she’s part Veela” Theo said quietly and Enzo nodded his head in agreement.
“Didn’t she come from Beauxbatons?” Blaise asked.
“Diggory told me that Potter asked her out and she said no to him too, if that’s any consolation” Theo added.
“Barely” Draco muttered darkly.
Mattheo looked around at them, perplexed until he muttered with a mouth full of food “What’reyou onabout?”
Enzo nodded his head in your direction, “YN” he said, like it was obvious. “Literally where have you been? She’s all anyone can talk about.”
Mattheo sat up a little straighter and swallowed his food so quickly he almost choked.
“What about her?” he asked.
“She’s a fucking enigma” Enzo said frustratedly. “She said no to every single one of us” he huffed.
“—What if it’s a test to see who will ask twice?” Theo asked, nearly moving to his feet to try.
“Wait, wait” Mattheo said, stopping him, his voice rising in a way that garnered their attention. “You all fucking asked her out?” his voice was a low growl that was lost in the midst of their frantic banter.
“Have you seen her?” Blaise said, grabbing Mattheo’s arm and pulling him closer to him as he gestured to you. “Fucking look at her! Merlin’s beard. I would take a bludger straight to the head for just a taste of that.”
Mattheo pushed Blaise off of him as his hands curled into fists, but his reaction was ignored as he watched them ogle you, each of them nearly drooling now at the way you were softly biting your bottom lip, twirling a piece of your hair and reading the book in front of you.
“Can we just … not?” Mattheo said, exasperated, in an effort to divert their attention from you.
“Shut up, Mattheo” Enzo snapped, his eyes never leaving you.
“How about you shut the fuck up Berkshire - just because you found one girl in the whole school who won’t suck your dick” Mattheo argued.
“What’s gotten into you?” Draco replied, his face scrunched in annoyance as he finally looked away from you to Mattheo.
“Don’t be a fucking prick just because she said no to you too” Enzo mocked. “Join the fucking party mate.”
Mattheo straightened up at the comment, shifting a bit in his seat, but remained silent.
A moment.
Two.
And the quiet is what finally got their attention. Enzo turned around slowly, his gaze peeling away from you as Draco, Theo and Blaise followed suit.
Enzo’s eyes narrowed as he leaned in.
“Riddle?” he said questioningly, accusingly.
Mattheo fidgeted again. “What?” he spat back, eyes narrowed.
“You did ask her, didn’t you?” Enzo pressed.
Mattheo thought back to the night he bumped into you in the library. It was well past midnight and he was making every effort to learn an entire semester’s worth of astronomy for his exam the next day. You had nearly collided with each other around a bookcase and as he helped you pick up the tomes that had tumbled from your hands he’d been startled by how beautiful you were, how sweet you were to him, how fucking good you smelled, like amber and vanilla, how he immediately wanted to know if your lips tasted the same way.
Within 43 minutes he knew that they didn’t. They tasted like cocoa butter, they were smooth and soft and he knew that he’d probably be thinking about the way you kissed him for the rest of his life. He also knew that you wanted to keep your tryst a secret… for now.
Mattheo came back to the present and bobbed his head from side to side noncommittally. Did I ask her out? he thought.
“Ehh” he replied. He didn’t remember a lot of talking from that night.
“Did she say YES?” Theo asked incredulously, as he leaned in.
Mattheo thought about the heat of your skin on his, the way it burned hot as he pressed you against the wall in the small broom closet this morning, hiking up your skirt. He thought about how utterly fucking perfect you felt and the way you gasped, the way he caught your mouth with his own to keep you quiet, because you wanted to keep things a secret… for now.
But for the life of him he couldn’t keep the shit eating grin off his face at the memory of it all as he shrugged.
The boys erupted.
“NO FUCKING WAY!”
“LEGENNNNNDDD!”
Theo had launched across the table and grabbed Mattheo excitedly by the front of his robes even as Mattheo laughed and swatted him away.
“Fucking Riddle” Draco said, a proud smile on his face as he shook his head.
“Well?” said Enzo as they settled back down and leaned in conspiratorially. “C’mon then, aren’t you going to tell us about it?”
“I’m dying here” Theo agreed.
“Please” said Blaise.
Mattheo smirked. “Yeah, alright, I’ll tell you” he said, motioning for them to get closer.
They leaned in.
“I’ll tell you that if any of you fucking pricks looks at her the way you were this morning, if you try to make another move on her or if you keep spewing worthless fucking rumors about her I will take deep pleasure in fucking you up in ways magic hasn’t figured out how to fix yet. Yeah?”
Each of their gazes flickered to the darkness in Mattheo’s eyes, and then slowly, quietly, they pulled back to their seats, resuming their breakfast.
ˋ°•*⁀➷ part two
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Nevermind I'll Get It
How I imagine the LADS Men reacting to you being too impatient to wait for their help. [Requested by: Onliafaze]
Zayne
MC: Zayne can you help me real quick
Zayne: *sending a quick email* Yes what is it
MC: Can you grab my tumbler off the shelf for me I want to drink my tea on the balcony without bugs flying in it
Zayne: Yes give me on minute
MC: Okay
Less than three minutes later there's a loud crash in the kitchen
Zayne: What was that?
MC: Nothing!
Zayne finds you halfway off the counter trying not to step in glass
Zayne: I told you to give me a minute
MC: Yea and then two minutes passed
Zayne: So shattering multiple glasses was a better solution than waiting?
MC: Just help me down
Zayne: I should leave you there to think about your actions
MC: Zayne please!
Rafayel
You walk into the living room and find Rafayel sketching in silence
MC: Raf can you help me bring this box in?
Rafayel: What is it?
MC: A new bookshelf and it's heavy
Rafayel: Yea just give me one second cutie
You leave the room and suddenly Rafayel hears you scream bloody murder
Rafayel: *Rushes to you* What happened?!
MC: I DROPPED IT ON MY FOOT GET IT OFF!
Rafayel: I TOLD YOU TO GIVE ME A SECOND!
MC: AND YOU TOOK FIVE!
Rafayel lifts the box off your foot and moves it so it won't fall on you again
Rafayel: *Inspecting your foot* Two seconds if you would've waited two more seconds
MC: I thought I could carry it on my own
Rafayel: Thats what you get for thoughtin' now look at you *holds your foot up*
MC: *pouting* Put some pep in your step next time
Rafayel: At least I have feet to step and put pep in … you almost lost your toes being impatient
MC: I know you're not talking you are literally the most impatient person alive
Rafayel: That's beside the point
Xavier
MC: Xav where's the step stool?
Xavier: I think Jeremiah still has it
MC: Well can you come grab this wine glass of the shelf I don't feel like climbing the counter
Xavier: Yea give me one second
MC: Nevermind you sound busy
Xavier hears the sound of glass shattering and your cry of pain.
Xavier: What happened?
MC: The glass slipped out my hand when I jumped down and now I have glass in my foot
Xavier: Why didn't you wait for me?
MC: You sounded busy
Xavier: I'm never too busy for you wait for me next time
MC: Okay okay whatever please get this glass outta my foot
Xavier: *Scoops you up off the floor* Alright does it hurt?
MC: No it feels great I wish I could have glass in my foot all the time yes it hurts!
Xavier: No need for the sarcasm you did this to yourself
Sylus
MC: Sy can you come get Mephisto off my vanity he keeps building a nest with my stuff
Sylus: Maybe he just wants to feel half as pretty as you
MC: Come get him before I dismantle him
Sylus: I’m coming sweetie give me one minute
2 minutes later....
MC: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!
Sylus walks in the find you chasing Mephisto around the room
Sylus: What’s going on.
MC: I tried to scoot him off and this bag of wires cracked my concealer in half and got it all over the place
Sylus: He doesn’t like being pushed
MC: How was I supposed to know that?
Sylus: You would've known if you had given me a minute sweetie
MC: I gave you one and two minutes passed after that so that’s not my fault….
Sylus: *Raises his brow and smirks* and what did we learn from being impatient
MC: That my concealer is not Mephistos color
Sylus: No.
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hello! i have a suggestion about how would LADs men react if you’re trying to get something from them but ended up touching their private area?
Zayne doesn't really react at all. He just raises a brow and hands you whatever it was you're looking for. He doesn't crack a joke but he does look at you with a bit of a suggestiveness in his eyes. You're more flustered by that than if he said anything else to you, the smirk on his face making you look away.
Xavier doesn't even notice that you've brushed up against him. He correctly assumes that you were just trying to grab something beside him and he hands it to you without any issue. You still feel a little flustered by what happened but he is absolutely none the wiser.
Rafayel acts a little scandalised, grabbing your hand and asking you just what you think you're doing with it. You try to explain to him that it was totally just an accident but he "doesn't believe you". telling you that it's clear what you want from him and that's all people want from him. You just end up rolling your eyes and laughing at him, any awkwardness you might have felt gone thanks to his antics.
Sylus reacts like Zayne at first, not really saying anything as you try to pretend you didn't touch him and continue reaching. When you try to move your hand away from him he keeps it there, looking at you with a smirk. He asks if that's really all you wanted, taking you into his lap as he continues to tease them.
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