#What is Cilantro

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

As per usual, it’s DP crossover with (probably) DC, although you could probably adjust it for other fandoms

ANYWAYS

A little kid and his mother are trick or treating in another city, perhaps at some kind of event rather than knocking on doors, and the kid is dressed as Phantom. It’s very adorable, with his little ghost-shaped bucket and clearly homemade and already stained costume—listen, white only works if you can just fly over street grime or phase it out of your clothes—and his slightly I’ll fitting wig. The kid is SO happy to be out and about dressed as his favorite, and maybe even showed it off to Phantom back in Amity Park before his family left.

The hero, insert whoever you wish here, is probably in civvies and just enjoying the event. The kid, meanwhile, is so glad when people ask who he is so he can explain, and so- the hero gets to hear ALL ABOUT the local town hero who is probably pretty small time despite the kid’s clearly exaggerated stories. The hero certainly never heard of him, but the kid’s mom confirms that Phantom really was the town hero, despite some mixed reviews of the poor guy.

“Did you manage to show him your costume?” the hero asks.

“Yeah! We went down to the cemetery to leave flowers and I got to show him my costume.”

Wait. Cemetery? Maybe it was part of theme, because Phantom had to be named that for a reason, but… it sounded like…

The kid ignores the suddenly VERY still hero and instead turns to his mom. “Momma, do you think we should bring him candy? He doesn’t get to trick or treat like we do, and I can work super hard to get him a bunch!”

The kid’s mom just smiles. “We could, but maybe we should bring him something homemade. I bet he’d like something more filling, teen boys like him have a hollow leg.”

The kid wrinkles his nose. “Like Vernie with the pizza bagels?”

“Like your cousin, yes. We can make some cinnamon rolls and take them to his memorial, maybe bring some of the apples from your grandpa’s garden…”

The hero is pretty much forgotten as the two-part family wanders off, not quite intentionally forgetting the hero is there so much as the hero somewhat accidentally ended the conversation when they just froze and didn’t ask anything further.

Not that the hero didn’t want to. But they’d learn something very serious.

One—there was a small town hero they’d never heard of. Two—that hero was apparently a teen. Third—most pressingly, the teen hero was both beloved enough to have kids dressing up as him and dead enough to have a grave.

This… might require some phone calls.

[stealingpotatoes]

cilantro or coriander. there’s only one right answer.

(it’s cilantro)

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[notbecauseofvictories]

one of these days, I will not immediately out myself as a weird person who knows too many facts when meeting new people, or do so repeatedly when engaging with people I know---but not today. (tomorrow's not looking great either.)

[shitpostingkats]

Never 4get that Jaden Yuki at age 15 doesn't know what a fiancé is and his friends just lie to him about it when he asks. He is completely baffled by the concept of riceballs. We need to remember that a vital part of this dudes character is he just straight up doesn't know things. This is the guy who gets baffled at the grocery store because he's never seen a kumquat in his life.

[migorify]

[jununy]

cilantro's playlist

[columboscreens]

[auduux]

More on nutmeg tiger and pepper pangolin

I imagine that it started with pepper pangolin. She would watch nutmeg tiger from afar and try to work up the courage to confess. She never did, and probably never will, but eventually nutmeg tiger starts to fall in love with her. She won’t confess either. She’s too proud. So they kinda just stare longingly at each other. Nutmeg tiger is much nicer to pepper pangolin than the rest of her legion, everyone notices, and people have asked but she’s always on the defensive about it.

So they just…pin after each other and everyone else thinks it’s obvious so they start making up plans to make them confess because atp it’s annoying. Even cilantro cobra was starting to get tired of it.

[ihatebrainstorm]

i think energon tastes like that "battery acid spaghetti" thing where you mix strips of sour candy with monster. which is to say very upsetting to the tongue.

idk what battery acid spaghetti is but.. is it concerning that it sounds like it tastes good to me..........

[bitchapalooza]

Y'all think Luffy would like durian fruits? Would Sanji even find anything useful to make with it or would he ban it from the ship just because the smell is so bad?

[norma-jean-monster]

recently found out that although I have the bad gene that makes cilantro taste like soap, ground coriander doesn't have this problem because it's the ground up seeds and not the greens. if you are like me and can't taste cilantro, I highly recommend trying ground coriander so you can finally experience what cilantro is supposed to taste like.

[deecotan]

And then the war his husband's at is trying to get back home from the grocery store without getting lost

FHSJDBCHSKSKJD

[burmese-culture-is]

burmese culture is just people always talking about chicken eggs, fish and cilantro. Any conversation about food with anyone always ends up in those three. The polarizing brothers.

image source here

[eddiegirls]

everyone in the tags of that gifset: eddie looks like an angel <3

me: eddie's knife safety skills are ass

[frollosversion]

This scene was funny af. Have a lot on ATLE scenes in my mind but this one stood out best.

Cookie: There ya go, Milo! Put some meat on them bones! *pours the food on the tray*

Milo: Thanks, Cookie. It looks... Greasier than usual...

Cookie: Ya like it? Then have some more. *pours the whole pot of it* You so skinny if you turned sideways and stuck ya tongue out, ya looked like a zipper.

Lmao cookieee HAHAHAHA

[fearandloathe]

people love to rag on the american educational system but we dont talk enough about how pathetic the UK one is