#What We Do in the Shadows Spoilers

[singtotheskiies]

thinking abt how brutally the new wwdits ep gave insight into guillermo's character. he's literally beaten bloody and bruised, manipulated and belittled by his boss, and he feels like he came out of it winning because he now has an office nickname. he's always giving a mile only to receive an inch in return. please be good to him paul simms..........

[wretchedwitchpussy]

Thoughts on new WWDITS episode 6x07:

•Guidor is a red herring and I'm pretty sure we saw Nandor give up on her during the post credits scene when he saw Jerry at the door because we've seen previously whenever there's a little bit of resistance to his rebound loneliness relationships he tends to give up immediately. He literally said, "Fuck it," and gave up immediately when he was met with the smallest amount of resistance in the form of Jerry.

•We have seen that Nandor is routinely out of touch with his feelings especially when he's coping. He will actively say one thing because he's trying to convince himself of that thing, even though he feels another way. I believe that he doesn't actually think that humans are replaceable, because Guillermo is proof to the contrary. The amount of times that he has protected, stayed loyal to, saved Guillermo says that he doesn't believe that.

•I'm buying into the whole "Guillermo not being fully transformed means that he's an EV" theory and I'm pretty sure that's why Colin punched the shit out of him. Colin is the embodiment of milk toast. We've literally never once seen Colin angry EVER. Except once. EXCEPT when he was having an EV-off with Evie. I think Guillermo is feeding off of others' emotions (which emotion I'm not sure?? Possibly respect or admiration? We've seen EVs feed off of a variety of different emotions) and Colin got really fucking angry because he sensed competition, like he did with Evie. I don't think Guillermo knows he's feeding though, obviously, because I think we would see a lot more of the office staff fatigued/tired if he was trying to actively feed. Though I don't know why Colin wouldn't have picked up on it like he did with Evie—something something Van Helsing blood something something Colin is still a new EV because he was just born so he's not as good at sussing out competition yet?????

•The reason I think Guillermo is feeding off of admiration or something similar like respect is because we've seen that the office staff react positively to people putting others down. When Guillermo makes fun of Colin during their bit in the conference room, the room swells with "oooohs" and laughter. I think they admire Guillermo in this moment. Cue Colin punch. The next time, Guillermo is trying to talk to the office about mental health and be a "hero" for Colin, trying to give him some grace. I would imagine this would evoke a lot of admiration or respect again, since he's trying to be kind to Colin and very publicly offer him help. Cue another beatdown from Colin.

•I think that this would also fall neatly into Guillermo's arc of always having wanted respect and admiration from others. He's always wanted to feel like someone worthy of that.

•I don't exactly know how that would really work though in continuing his arc because I feel like I would rather have him find out that he needs self-respect and self admiration before finding that another people? But that's the best I got.

•Lazlo is most definitely going to turn Sean and probably Charmaine into vampires or learn something about mortality in the process if he doesn't

•Basically Paul Simms when I catch you. Paul when I fucking GET you.

•Add your thoughts

[d0x13l0v3r]

guidja and nandermo shippers alike are crying in anguish right now

[mysweetcheesemygoodtimeboy]

no no please keep going on about how tight you are Guillermo

[bisexualgoth]

relationships like this 😍❤️

[jeirtza]

nandor flying to outer space to impress guillermo

[mulderscully]

#she would like to be excluded from this narrative

[maeo-png]

i get that it’s fucking hilarious that he’s horrifically sunburned after 300-400 years of vampirism. but do you understand that he’s so utterly connected to and defined by science and humanity and now he’s managed to put both vampirism and science together in a way that allows him to experience humanity again. even just for a bit. do you understand how not normal i am over this. he’s the most human of the vampires and it’s finally paying off for him.

[mymycorrhizae]

Sean's pride shirts

[dailyflicks]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | 5.01

[melancholyofautvmn]

wwdits is a show about 5 housemates in staten island: jack the ripper, his girlfailure girlboss wife (and her dead soul's ghost who possesses her lookalike doll), a himbo who fucked george washington, davy crockett's ex-boyfriend, and a vampire-wannabe vampire hunter.

[wretchedwitchpussy]

[vinylattes]

It's the best thing that could ever happen to you.

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2019-2024) | 06x04 (The Railroad)

[mysweetcheesemygoodtimeboy]

Ok but the army being real means that nandor actually had concubines. Like real people in the present day were like welp lost my job time to become a concubine to this big man with an accent wearing a suit of armor. and honestly in this economy I have to respect it

[flash-bastardd]

[bisexualgoth]

i can't wait for nadja and the guide to resolve their conflict and have lesbian sex. i mean lesbian sex. sorry i meant have lesbian sex. sorry i