#What We Do in the Shadows Spoilers

[bloodybellycomb]

[mothdogs]

Saw that Nandermo went mockingly canon in a five second long fake-sitcom scene brought on by hypnosis and had vivid flashbacks to the same shit happening in a dream sequence on House MD in 2011

Bait never changes, baby

[wizardryplanet]

Wwdits season 6 finale spoilers apparently 😭

[wretchedwitchpussy]

On a more serious note thank god for the Guide having self-respect enough to say she doesn't want Nandor and that she will never be one of his conquests of love. She doesn't deserve that. AND she read him to filth in the process???

[bisexualgoth]

relationships like this 😍❤️

[jeirtza]

clinically depressed nandor wanting to be human again and and the writers gave him a second djinn lamp with two unused wishes and it was never mentioned again. i hate tv

[mulderscully]

#she would like to be excluded from this narrative

[your-mums-nuts]

I do find the “nothing changes, no one grows” message contradictory, but I believe that was the intention.

Some things don’t change. Laszlo’s been working on his monster for decades, the Guide doesn’t get to sing along at end, Nandor has ridiculous plans that are going to end up with Guillermo doing all of the work, Guillermo is still a black sheep.

Except they do change, Laszlo does end up finishing his monster. The guide isn’t allowed to sing, but she’s still there, casually hanging out with the vamily. Nandor builds the lair himself, with no complaints. Guillermo is still a black sheep and no one understands him but they also try because he’s their black sheep and they may not get why he’s so sad about the documentary ending but they’re trying their best to make him feel better.

Nothing changes, except when it does. No one grows, except sometimes they do.

[gcballet]

is this anything

the moment laszlo made the monster dance at the party in 0610 broke my damn heart and I wish Colin had remembered then

[lovebunnie]

in another life they couldve been sleeping in the same bed together and calling each other honey and giving one another a sleepy kiss

[almostnugget]

NANDOR AND LASZLO TRYING TO MAKE SURE GUILLERMO GETS AN AUTOGRAPH AND THEN GIVING HIM MERCH TO MAKE UP FOR IT THEY CARE ABOUT HIM EVERYONE LEAVE ME ALONEEEEE

[devilledminion]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2019-) | 6.09 (Come Out and Play)

[maeo-png]

i get that it’s fucking hilarious that he’s horrifically sunburned after 300-400 years of vampirism. but do you understand that he’s so utterly connected to and defined by science and humanity and now he’s managed to put both vampirism and science together in a way that allows him to experience humanity again. even just for a bit. do you understand how not normal i am over this. he’s the most human of the vampires and it’s finally paying off for him.

[singtotheskiies]

thinking abt how brutally the new wwdits ep gave insight into guillermo's character. he's literally beaten bloody and bruised, manipulated and belittled by his boss, and he feels like he came out of it winning because he now has an office nickname. he's always giving a mile only to receive an inch in return. please be good to him paul simms..........

[wretchedwitchpussy]

[mysweetcheesemygoodtimeboy]

Ok but the army being real means that nandor actually had concubines. Like real people in the present day were like welp lost my job time to become a concubine to this big man with an accent wearing a suit of armor. and honestly in this economy I have to respect it