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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

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this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

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elon musk did a nazi salute twice at the inauguration, and republicans are defending him.

trump revoked executive order 11246, which prohibited discrimination.

trump put all dei employees on leave to be fired.

trump banned all lgbtq+ flags from being hung in government buildings.

trump rolled back biden’s executive order to lower prescription drug costs for people using medicare and medicaid.

trump rescinded the $35 cap on insulin, and prices are expected to rise to $1500 a month.

trump ordered the national institutes of health to cancel their review panels on cancer research.

when sean hannity asked trump about the economy, he said “i don’t care”, after campaigning with the economy as his main talking point.

trump has withdrawn the us from the world health organization.

trump is ordering health agencies to stop reporting on bird flu and halt publications of scientific reports.

trump has pardoned over 1500 people who stormed the capitol on january 6th.

trump changed mount denali back to mount mckinley.

trump signed an executive order to rename the gulf of mexico to gulf of america.

trump shut down cbp one, an app which granted legal entry to 1 million+ immigrants.

trump is allowing ice raids at churches and elementary schools.

trump announced plans to declare a national emergency at the us-mexico border.

trump signed an executive order to expand the use of the death penalty.

trump disbanded the school safety board that works to prevent school shootings. it was comprised of survivors, educators, and gun violence prevention advocates and formed after the school shooting in parkland.

trump withdrew from the paris climate act.

trump revoked all protections for transgender troops in the us military.

trump rescinded executive orders made by biden that benefited and protected women, lgbtq+ people, black americans, hispanic americans, asian americans, native hawaiians, and pacific islanders.

trump is attempting to make it legal to refuse to hire or fire pregnant women.

multiple state legislators are drafting bills to allow the punishment for abortion to be the death penalty.

trump pardoned 23 individuals convicted under the freedom of access to clinic entrances (FACE) act for their anti-abortion activism, including oftentimes violent protests at abortion clinics.

trump signed an executive order allowing deportation of foreign students who they believe express support for hamas or hezbollah.

trump announced that the us government will from here on out only recognize male and female as sexes. intersex is not legally recognized anymore.

trump refused to swear on the bible during his inauguration.

andy ogles drafted a constitutional amendment to allow trump to be president for a third term.

georgia republican congressman mike collins called for the deportation of new jersey born mariann budde, the bishop who urged trump to “have mercy” on the lgbtq+ community and immigrants during a service at the national cathedral.

amazon revoked protections for lgbtq+ and black employees.

every single republican told us we were overreacting. trump swore he had nothing to do with project 2025 yet continues implementing details outlined in it. not a single person has the right to tell us we’re being dramatic anymore.

hope the possibility of cheaper eggs and gas was worth it.

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official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

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DIVA DOWNNN

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this is the savior dog.

reblog and you’ll never be forced to reblog the “Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds” post ever again.

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anyway, nobody asked but here’s how i would have done season six!!

establish the documentary is ending soon from the first or second episode to give us an overarching background plot as well as all the characters the idea that if this is the end, they should rly go balls to the wall about it

keep the cannon capital storyline but use it as a way to better emphasize that guillermo is not meant for a normal human life (he’s literally a slayer, he was never meant for human life)

use the monster storyline to somewhat revisit laszlo raising colin (think like the episode with laszlo’s father but a lil more than a one-off, just to give that storyline some proper closure)

sidenote? maybe actually have laszlo and colin make a bride for the monster but in true fashion, the bride doesn’t want anything to do with the monster and ykw, she doesn’t have to 🤷🏻‍♀️ maybe she dates the guide instead who fucking knows

SURPRISINGLY keep nandor being in love with the guide but when he confesses/hints at it to her, she shuts it down like in canon but the affection stops there and nandor is once again forced to decide what he Really wants…

just more of the baron i think. missed him.

more nadja experimenting in human life (like i said, we keep the cannon capitol storyline so she still gets to work there and then become strangely aware of human emotions like in the finale)

yes canon nandermo. but it would be progressively hinted at more and more as the season goes on (possible confession ft clips from the documentary crew where nandor slipped up over the seasons and hinted at more feelings for guillermo than we were lead to believe bc he always hypnotized them to cut it out) (hence why he says he’s glad there will be no more filming)

more laszlo and nadja simply bc i love them a lot and i just always think we need more why lie

AKA using the BONES of the season but doing it better!! making it all more meaningful and tying up open storylines but still keeping in mind this is the horny shitty vampires show at its core

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can’t even be properly happy about the third hypnosis bc it was still just hypnosis 😭

like nandermo canon but actually only in our brain scramblies head and in the third airing of the finale episode and having no actual impact on the episode

like just say you haTe me 😭✋

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still waiting for the third alternate ending but I don’t think it’ll change my opinion much.

this finale just felt like getting made fun of. like showing that everything that happened as all happened before. the MULTIPLE moments where it felt like a nandermo confession would happen. making us WATCH guillermo sit alone sadly while they all sung like nothing happened. emphasizing that a finale should have a good and satisfying ending just to give us this?

like it’s not the worst ending i’ve ever seen (superhell i see you). but im…disappointed. and this isn’t to say i thought we were getting canon nandermo or something, but some SEASON finales of this show felt so much better than…this? idk just sad

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YOU’RE FUCKING JOKING

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im sorry. is the show just ending with guillermo being sad and alone hello

that’s not?? good??? 😭

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wwdits s6 episode 10 live reaction:

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NANDOR LITERALLY SWOOPING IN ANGRY AS FUCK WITH JORDAN TO DEFEND GUILLERMO…

THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE CANON TO ME IDC ANYMORE

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they literally love to throw parties that are just traps it’s happened like four times

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can i say there is something to be said about the thematic parallel between nadja fighting vampires for laszlo and vice versa

and then guillermo (and miguel) fighting the vampires who specifically threatened nandor — who LITERALLY watched guillermo impale one in front of him like

I DONT CARE WE’RE STILL IN IT DAMMIT

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laszlo and nadja are literally so important to me like. “because i cannot live without you” “look at my gruesome girl go”

like top notch i fear, everyone rly does want what they have

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NANDOR AND LASZLO TRYING TO MAKE SURE GUILLERMO GETS AN AUTOGRAPH AND THEN GIVING HIM MERCH TO MAKE UP FOR IT THEY CARE ABOUT HIM EVERYONE LEAVE ME ALONEEEEE