#What We Do In The Shadows Episodes

[rosalie-starfall]

Nadja of Antipaxos

Sally Rhubarb

What We Do In The Shadows - Local News

[bottombaron]

The scarest thing about Nandor being actually smart in all things Guillermo is that this is the reason why he'll never make the move to be with him:

Nandor already knows how he feels about Guillermo.

He's not even repressing it. He's just made peace with it. Because Guillermo was never an option.

Guillermo is human. He'll choose to stay human. He's fleeting. He'll always leave in some form or fashion. Nandor doesn’t choose to act on his feelings for Guillermo for the same reason why he never turned him. It would just be a curse.

[fictionproblem]

EXIT INTERVIEW .

[veryintricaterituals]

Can we talk about the parallel between Guillermo's turning and un-turning.

His turning went so wrong, it wasn't what he wanted at all. We know our crazy, dramatic baby. He wanted a ceremony, he wanted it to be romantic and soft, he wanted vows and sacred words. He wanted to slowly expose his neck, he wanted whispered words, he wanted to feel safe and cherished. He wanted to be asked and be held and be seen and be accepted.

What he got instead was a badly lit horrifying ordeal. He had to take charge. Derek had no idea what he was doing. It happened in a backroom of a store, they kept getting interrupted by Derek's boss asking him to clean out toilets. Derek fucked up his bite. He almost died. "Have you done this before". Derek fainting. Blood everywhere. Anticlimactic, disappointing, not at all the culmination of his life long dream, of decades of service and love.

His un-turning on the other hand.

Oh Nandor knows him. He made up a ritual for him with a suitably dramatic name: "The Ceremony of Vampiric Transmogrification". He dressed him in robes which he put on him so softly and spoke to him so kindly beforehand. He got all the other vampires ready for him. He hung banners and lit candles. He wrote and spoke vows and sacred words to him. He gave him a choice and asked him a question. And when he got his answer he took charge and made sure everything went exactly as it should. He made Guillermo feel seen and loved and accepted, even if it broke his heart.

[mulderscully]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | 1.06

[neo--queen--serenity]

The whole vampire household has been touting how Guillermo is “just Nandor’s familiar” for over 4 seasons now. And even at the beginning of this episode, Nadja says it again! She says, “why don’t you take him to urgent care, Nandor, he’s your familiar.”

But once Nadja gets him to urgent care, and the vampire doctor says he’s going to put Guillermo down, she immediately says, with no hesitation, “You can’t do that! Because…because he’s OUR familiar!!!!”

Not just Nandor’s. OURS. And then she proceeds to fuck up that entire clinic to save Guillermo, to protect him and bring him home, even after learning about him being turned already. That’s the good found family shit right there.

[tashdemetriou]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS ↳ The Casino | 3.04

[quillustrates]

tell her to reap it with a sickle of leather

(war bellows blazing in scarlet battalions)

parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme

(generals order their soldiers to kill)

and gather it all in a bunch of heather

(and to fight for a cause they've long ago forgotten)

then she'll be a true love of mine

[astaerion]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 5.03 • "Pride Parade"

[greykolla-art]

Oh to be in a poly-vampire-cuddle pile…💕💕💕💕

[rosalie-starfall]

Nadja of Antipaxos

What We Do In The Shadows - Urgent Care

[starpawedart]

breaking the cycle

[stargazingbitch]

My honest reaction

[ianmckellen]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | 5.03

[oceanbvl]

🎀

[nandermoenthusiast]

not them having a fucking showdown about which one of them was more devoted to the other………… not them making it a fucking competition and a fucking argument which one of them is more down bad horrendous for the other and STILL they havent had their realisation in the dead of night/day while lying in their bed/coffin that the other has feelings for them