#What 300+ hours does to a mf
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paddyfitz · 1 year ago
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Regardless of slanderous comments about Adler's appearance, I finally did it!!
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hijinxinprogress · 1 year ago
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Young Justice watches one piece together
They argue constantly over which pirate crew they are and none of them can agree
They’ve all made up power moves based on one piece
Every one piece backstory has Cissie, Kon, and Greta sobbing and dry heaving while an amused Cassie tries to console them
Whenever Robin says something morbid offhandedly they all turn and look at Tim who’s immediate response is ‘it’s not like she’s wrong-‘ while Anita agrees with him
During Momonosuke’s backstory, they all just stare at Bart bc he goes ‘hey it’s me’ while giggling which ended with Greta sobbing
Cassie compared Mr. Sarcastic to Sniper King & Tim made a powerpoint with over 300 slides explaining why they’re wrong
Cissie and Anita will explain in detail why they’d never lose to a devilfruit user (all of their plans involve drowning) while Greta points out the weak points in their plans
The entire team will wordlessly gesture to Tim whenever Nami or Usopp are lying, undercover, or just straight up doing shady shit
“My name’s Kon and I ate the tact-tact fruit now I have tactile telekinesis which means-” “stfu I don’t mention my powers that much” “yes tf you do” “wE dOn’T hAvE tO WoRrY mY tTk will-” “now it’s a crime to share things about myself with my friends??” “if I have to hear about your ttk again I don’t want to be friends”
Whenever it’s mentioned that characters parents are dead/abusive/estranged they all make fun of each other for being orphans or belonging to otherwise dysfunctional families
Bart was compared to the tontatta tribe for the entirety of Dressrosa and still gets shit for it
whenever a character explains their devil fruit it doesn’t matter if it’s once or every time their on screen, they look at Kon who’s very adamant that he does not sound like that
Cissie has threatened physical violence in response to being compared to both Uta and Yamato
Brook hadn’t even been on screen for five minutes before they had to pause bc Tim ordered Greta a piano while entire team compared Greta and Brook for over an hour
They referred to Tim as yj’s chief of staff for months, they had Bart change his position on young justice to chief of staff in his fucking file
Anita once told Cissie that her insults took little imagination much like the nickname’s Luffy gives people he doesn’t like
Then they teamed up to fight Tim who mentioned that their arguments were reminiscent of Zoro and Sanji’s
They compare each other to one piece characters all the time and it’s not in a friendly “haha hey you and this character like the same food” but evil ass shit that you’d have to fight someone for saying
“Another orphan!” “mf your parents are dead too!” “I don’t know why you’re giggling, yours aren’t even dead and they don’t want you”
“Big Mom and Pudding’s relationship is sorta like you and Superman” cue Kon pointedly sideyeing Bart and Bart jumping up to point at Tim with both hands who doesn’t even look away from the screen to point at Cissie 
“You see Luffy rn? That’s what Tim was like when Kon and Bart died, that’s what you left me to deal with” “You were like that too!”
“Oh, wow Brook also joined a cult after being separated from his friends” “separated?! mf I died” “tim YOU JOINED THE LEAGUE” “we’re all technically-” “no ra’s al ghul’s league” “TIM…tim what the hell”
“Do you think you and Sanji flirt with everyone in your immediate vicinity bc you need someone to validate your existence and you know your father never will?”
“You and Sanji have the same dumbass taste in code names” “wdym??” “red robin….soba mask” “soba mask is objectively worse??” “is it really though”
“Anita, wasn’t your grandfather also complicit in your parents death??” “more like directly responsible but fuck you”
“Anyone else seeing the similarities between Sterry and Sabo with Tim and Damian??”
“You and Bepo both apologize for existing, do you think he does it bc his mom doesn’t love him or is that just you?”
“A stoic badass with a sword-” “it’s not a fucking sword-” “-did I say I was done? that never had any semblance of a normal childhood so their trust issues and short temper are 74% of their personality” “I just want you to know I have your address” “proving my point rn”
“Has anyone else noticed that Greta and Baby5 will fall in love with any moron that gives them the slightest bit of positive attention?” Tim and Greta making offended noises but not disagreeing 
“Dead parents, fanboy, hates life, idiot friends, 37 complicated ass convoluted fucking plans with a million steps for a simple ass mission, and gets a little too aggressive when their plans aren’t being followed, am I talking about Law or Tim?” “you’re my idiot friends, you fuCKING-” “see!?”
“Kon, you fly and some psycho created then abandoned you along with ruining your self-esteem” “the fucking CLOUD??? why wouldn’t it fly you goddamn asshole” “that’s your issue?!” “well maybe you shouldn’t say dumb shit to me”
“Hey, Zoro also has dead childhood friends-” “why don’t you go-”
“Look, an impulsive moron doing reckless shit in a whole ass suit with absent/abusive parents from a wealthy background, does this sad adrenaline junkie remind you of anyone?” “yeah you you fucking moron-” “what fucking money do I have-” “he means lex” “well, I also said suit you ever see me in a fucking suit, genius?” “You didn’t specify what kind of suit, genius”
“Do you think you and zoro are so mistrusting of others bc you had to take care of yourselves from a young age??” 
“You ever think about the fact that every adult in you and robins life disappointed you when you needed them?” “which robin?” “either tbh” “okay, fuck all of you”
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mangosimoothie · 1 year ago
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22 27 32 and 100 for atticus and ryan 🖤
ty for asking about the boys <333 I MISS ryan and atticus omg I need to do a post with them soon
22. How easily does your oc fare in the sun? Do they tan or burn easily? Are they completely unaffected?
Ryan is a full vampire now but he's still an an island boy at heart. Because he's born and raised in Hawaii he's less sensitive to sun than other vampires. Not a complete daywalker -- the sun still kinda stings but it can't kill him. Atticus on the other hand is a 300-something year old, pale ass, wh*te grand vampire and he does NOT do the sun. Thin skinned mf. It does give him an excuse to ~accessorize~ though - he loves a good sunhat, umbrella, and a big pair of sunglasses. But if it's a clear day he'd rather just stay inside.
27. What is your oc’s sleep schedule like? Are they a night owl, an early morning riser, or do they get any sleep at all?
He may have eternal youth but Atticus is vain and wouldn't be caught dead (undead??) without 8 hours of beauty sleep a day. Usually heads to bed around 6am and gets up at 2pm. On the other hand, even before he was turned Ryan had a shit sleep schedule. Either he was up until 4am then woke up at 7am but laid in bed until 2pm, or he was just up for 72 hours straight. Eternally sleepy. He thought getting turned would regulate his circadian rhythm a little bit. It didn't. Atticus keeps telling him if he switched to a coffin it would solve everything but Ryan won't listen. It's too claustrophobic. He likes to starfish on the bed.
32. How judgemental is your oc? Do they keep an open mind about people, or are they the type to judge a book by its cover?
girl.
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look at these two and tell me their favorite thing to do isn't quietly talk shit about everyone in the room lmao
100. Does your character ever swear? How often? How vulgar is their swearing?
Ryan's a chef; like a third of his vocabulary is swearing. Atticus on the hand rarely swears. All the "god dammit" "jesus fucking christ" etc type swearing literally causes him physical pain - vampirism is a curse, after all. Even just hearing Ryan do that hurts him. (it hurts Ryan too tbh he's still learning how to adjust lol) Plus, Atticus just likes to be more creative with his word choice. Calling someone a "cunt" is too easy. Telling someone you want to "fuck" them is so uninspired. Atticus speaks 7 languages and can wax poetic in all of them; he doesn't need to swear.
Prompt: 100 OC Questions!
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fullwets · 4 years ago
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I've watched every race of the turbo hybrid era can u believe it 💀 I got into f1 in july
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levisblackbabe · 3 years ago
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Headcanons of Aot boys with a black gf
Characters: Eren Jeager , Armin Arlert, Levi Ackerman, Connie Springer and Jean Kirstein x fem black reader (separate)
Genre: Mostly fluff, slight angst, deffo crack, (everyone is +18)
Warnings: Language, a bit toxic, slightly suggestive
Wc: 1500+ (Each character is about 300-400 words)
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Eren Jeager (The lowkey Toxic one)
· Lowkey scared of y/n because she reminds him of Levi when she is angry, and he knows she will beat his ass if necessary
· Started out as friends but he has always liked y/n
· He initially asked you out as a dare and you only found out after 6 weeks where you broke up 😐
· This legit started the cycle of breaking and getting back together (he never cheated though just a lil bit toxic)
· He is very possessive and controlling which also lead to your break ups
· Even though you have your ups and down he is mostly a good boyfriend
· He plays basketball so every time he is practising on his own, he asks you to be there for rebounds (in reality he just wants you near him baso 24/7)
· Loves your smell so he steals those items might be your lotion, hair products or perfume
· Loves your natural hair and just touches it without permission after a couple times you just gave up telling him off
· He was confused on why you changed your hair so often
· When you guys first started dating you came with box braids rather then your usual bun and he deadass thought you were somebody else 💀he was so confused on why this stranger was touching him up (this mf loyal cuz he was ready to punch you)
· He was soooo scared of meeting your parents (had to call Armin to ask for advice)
· Your family at first didn’t like him cuz of the constant breaking up but they grew to tolerate him (however your older brother doesn’t)
· Loves taking pictures of you during facetime, golden hour or whenever and saves them in a folder (simp)
· Loves your cooking soo much that he goes collect tubber ware of food worth a week and stocks up his fridge
· He loves when you speak to him in another language so he pisses you off so you can cuss him out in your native tongue
· He barely calls your name its either babe or some cringey name like bubbs or something (however if you hear your full name leave his month rip)
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Armin Artlet (The simp)
· SHY BAE that’s it
· He was your English tutor and has always had a crush on you
· He wanted to ask you out on a date, but he shy and thought you won’t like white boys
· You asked him instead cuz you fell for his ocean blue eyes (I mean who wouldn’t)
· In the beginning you had to take the initiative a lot cuz he wanted to respect your boundaries but after a while he grew comfortable and took the lead
· He LOVES your natural hair and knows your wash day schedule, so he always offers to help anyway possible
· He was absolutely scared of meeting your family cuz once again he white 😐 however everyone loved him
· He most definitely invited to the family reunion
· Your aunts adore him and they always talking about you as a baby to him
· He always doing late night ft calls with you, and he WON’T hang up cuz he wants to see your face when you wake up
· Armin is a giver, so he always offers to buy thigs for your and just buy gifts at least once a week
· He also loves cooking for and with you (once you had a cooking competition and technically, he is a better cook, but he let you win)
· He likes sending random pictures of things you like and remind him of you
· He happily takes pictures of you (photographer Armin)
· You guys have a pet turtle called Mickey 🐢
· His nicknames for you are beautiful, pretty and stuff like that
· Just overall fluff
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Levi Ackerman (the co-worker)
· You guys have been co-workers for 2 years actually
· You thought he hated you but in reality, he does he just acts stingy towards cuz he is Levi 😐 (some serious enemies to lovers vibe)
· He didn’t confess and never would have but due to a drunken Hange letting it slip during a hang out with your co-workers you found out
· He deadass ignored you for a week like if he saw you, he would turn into Houdini and disappear
· However, you once caught him distracted and forced him to talk to you
· Reluctantly so he spoke the truth and asked you out (thought he seemed angry about it)
· Now you guys have happily been dating
· Everyone in your office finds you lucky cuz Levi is the finest man in the office heck the world (if he was real, I would leave my bf 😭)
· He actually has a 5-year-old daughter (DILF! Levi) and told you why he never said anything about his feeling was because you know single dad and shiz
· After 6 weeks you met his babygirl and she is the cutest she loves you considering she never had much of a mother figure in her life
· His daughter is mixed so he knows how to deal with natural hair thanks to YouTube, so he sometimes helps with yours (such a good dad)
· But now that you are here you offer to do any protective styles and give him tips
· Levi isn’t very open, but he expresses his love to you with physical touch, acts of service or gifts
· However, he speaks very softly to his daughter he seems different
· Due to his love language being touch he loves petting your hair (only when you have protective styles) and putting his head on it ( he is tall in my head okay)
· He loves having you in close proximity to you and just somehow touching you
· Him and your dad really hit it off because they both have daughters
· Your aunts are lowkey infatuated with him
· Loves making breakfast for you but due to your busy schedule he just buys your coffee in the morning
· He will never tell you, but he has trouble falling asleep but when you sleepover he actually has a full nights rest (he has silk sheets just for you)
· He might seem closed off, but you know he loves you due to the little things
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Connie Springer (the bestfriend)
a/n I just want to say Connie will be of Hispanic heritage for the sake of this headcanon also because all the fanfics I read about him he is portrayed as Hispanic I just write him like this however this isn’t to offend anyone or play onto stereotypes.
· You guys have been besties since freshman year high school
· You hooked up freshman year of college and been dating ever since
· Nothing really changed in your dynamic other than the fact yall kiss and do the deed
· Like you legit call each other insults though Connie likes calling slime and bubbs
· You jokingly calling each other baby mama and baby daddy (manifesting kids but whatever)
· Speaking of kids, you have plushies that you call kids and rotate them around (they are from your arcade date)
· Loves being on call with you when he is playing because it helps calm him down and not break his tv (anger issues much)
· HYPEMAN if you are looking fine asf he will hype you up so much and offer to take pictures for the gram
· You have a joint TikTok account where you reaching 10k and just do dumb couple stuff its cringey but cute (Same goes for your joint spam account where you guys just do silly things together)
· He always asks to do your hair which you repetitively deny keeping in mind last time you let him he nearly ripped off half your scalp
· Late nights drives happen a lot so you can vent and have a heart to heart under the stars, you guys also just vibe to the music and might spend hours in silence looking at the city lights and dancing
· If you fall asleep on him or in the drive back he becomes really cute and soft and just says you are beautiful and that he loves you in Spanish (ugh my heart)
· He only speaks Spanish when he wants to be cute and knows you won’t understand
· Your family have always liked him so when you guys started dating everyone was like ‘FINALLY’ (same with his family)
· Some type of kid’s movie marathon once a month cuz being a child is great
· Its just overall jokes
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Jean Kirstein (Mr Doesn’t Give Up)
· Kept asking you out for a year until you gave in, he was so excited he kissed you straightaway
· He was so nervous in your first date, but he was a gentleman opening doors etc (whoever said chivalry was dead 🤨)
· Nearly said I love you on the first date considering he has liked you for a year, but he held it in
· However, he did get a kiss goodnight on the cheek (he was grinning like a fool)
· Loves the fact that you change your hair so much and so often that he happily gives recommendations and offers to help you out
· He is the overprotective type of boyfriend so he was reluctant on you meeting his friends especially Eren, but you reassured him that you wouldn’t be swayed (still icky about you hanging with Eren though)
· He adores playing pc games with you and you have a little family in Sims4 which is cute
· He now has a skincare routine because you introduced him to it (he said he didn’t need one cuz he has a ‘handsome face’ but he secretly started one lol
· He also steals your body lotion and legit smells like you (smh)
· His wrist always has a silk crunchie in case you need it, and, in his car, he has a bag with essentials for you such as pads, edge control, etc
· He calls you cute pet names but also the occasional insults as a joke
· He is lowkey rich, so he happily spoils you to fancy dinners and more
· He also likes going back to the basics so picnic dates in the spring and summer are common he says he cooks them but in reality, it’s his mum
· Your mum absolutely adores him cuz he is a ‘charmer’
· He likes facetiming you when he is working out so he can show up, but you just ignore him and continue doing what you are doing
· Like Eren he has a folder filled of mugs of you
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tobi-momo · 4 years ago
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Them Congratulating You On Getting Your Grades Up
PAIRINGS: Kuroo Tetsurou x Reader | Iwaizumi Hajime x Reader | Tsukishima Kei x Reader | Bokuto Koutarou x Reader
GENRE: fluff, crack (?), comfort (?)
WARNINGS: none :p
A/N: ok so I meant to write this a long time ago but...it obvs didn't happen ig- this is so self indulgent im- I wrote this bc i recently got most of my grades up from F's to B's and I'm proud so I want to show you guys how they would be proud of you too!!!
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the moment you show him your new grades he's pulling you tight into his embrace
He had been helping you with your assignments for months now, staying up late with you on either video call or he was physically with you, comforting you when the stress was too much
But now all that work has paid off and your grade has finally got up, he couldn't be happier for you
His hands hold you firmly against him as you squeal into his shoulder, chuckles of his own seeping from his mouth
“I Did it. Finally,” you breathe out, like a 300 pound weight was lifted off your shoulders
“You did, Baby, and I’m so proud of you.”
You could cry, right now, honestly
You can bet your ASS hes buying you dinner- whatever you want bc its YOUR day
Hes gonna treat you like absolute ROYALTY (more than he already does, obvs)
A calming night with movies and cuddling would suffice too, he thought, bringing a soft, fleece blanket to your figure before letting you make yourself comfortable on his body, laying on the couch
You deserved this, after all your hard work :)
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When you told him your grade went up, he just chuckles lightly before waking over with ease, patting you on the head a couple times before sincerely saying, “That’s amazing, Y/n, good job,” with a smile
He hadn’t helped you as much as he’d liked too, but he could see how hard you were working for this.
You had missed multiple calls and texts from him because you were studying, you arrive to school with dark circles under your eyes because of how late you stayed up for this-
You worked so damn hard for this, and you're finally getting what you wanted. He couldn't be prouder
His eyes widen as you topple him onto his bed, yet he wasnt surprised when his arms automatically wrapped around your figure to keep you on top of him, his large hands dragging you up to chest as you lay your head down near his shoulder, his fingers finding a strand of hair to play with while you sigh with content
He missed this
“Thank you, Haji.”
“For?”
“Waiting for me.”
“Of course. I’ll always be there.”
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This. mf.
So fucking rude istg AND FOR WHAT
You excitingly told him ab your grades going up, yet he brushes it off
“Just now? Those assignments were easy,” he states
You were kinda pissed. Who was he to treat you like that? After you worked so hard?
But you were also kinda sad. Your boyfriend didn’t recognize how many hours you wasted doing work instead of texting him, how many sleepless nights you had simply doing late math work. He dismissed you like it was nothing
So, you turn around, not saying a word as you walk away
“Hey- wait,” he sighs, his fingers going to push his glasses back. “Good job. I guess.”
Your heels spin you around as your eyebrows perk up in confusion. You couldnt help the smile that painted your face, tho
“Wait, really?” you say with excitement
“Yeah, whatever, just,” he sighs again, turning around without warning before he says, “come on.”
“Where are we going?”
“What’s your favorite candy?”
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“Baby! Guess what!”
“What, Kou?”
“I got my grades up!”
Yeahp. Him too. Honestly, this made you feel better, because you two had studied together (a tragic thing, really. You two barely processed a word that the textbooks emitted into your brains. Or maybe they didn't emit at all…)
“So did I!”
“Wait, actually?!”
“Yeah!”
You guys are yelling in keysmashes, piling on each other as you laugh and congratulate each other for your hard work
“I’m so proud of you, Baby!!!” He peppers kisses all over your face and body as you two lay on the floor together
“You too, Darling! Our hard work paid off, huh?”
“Sure did! Now I can be the best volleyball player and the best student,” he shouts with pride
Your loud giggles was your only reply, as your head turns and nuzzles into his side while his hands fixate on your back and your waist, his lips pressing soft butterfly kisses to teh crown of your head
heaven
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update💀my grades went back down while i was writing this- hm- gonna go study after this ig
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georgianadarcies · 3 years ago
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sooo annoying to me how logan got off scotch free when rory had to serve 300 hours of community service and then like. made fun of her & laughed at her for it? like mf you should be doing the EXACT same thing
RIGHTHSHFHSHD like what the hell. I guess it makes sense that the rich boy gets out of being punished because he does every single time but it’s so fuckin. annoying. and jerky too that he thinks it’s funny that she has to do community service. which is a fair punishment I’m not saying it isn’t but compared to him having to do nothing??
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ryryisdabes · 4 years ago
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30 question ask game
@onethousandrbirds tagged me and I'm very flattered, never done one of these before:
   name - Ry
   gender – They/Them for pronouns; I don't like to ascribe myself to labels. Physically I wish to be a genderless blob.
   star sign - Pisces
   height- 5′6(?)
   time – 9:33
   birthday - Feb
   favorite musicians – Clive Tanaka y Su Orquesta, Hot Chip, Earthly, The Derevolutions, Dan Deacon, Sam Celentano, Nat King Cole, Cut/Copy, Daft Punk, knxwledge, Butcher Brown, Miles Davis, Rei Harakami, Gorillaz, Bill Evans, MF DOOM, Nelward, TiRon & Ayomari, Oorutaichi, Thundercat
   favorite solo artist – Bibio
   song stuck in your head – "Smash Thru" - Nelward
   last movie – currently watching The Tingler staring Vincent Price. It's one of those cheesy 50's horror movies with a gimmick: the chairs would vibrate according to whatever was going on screen. Total schlock but Price is great in it as always.
   last show – rewatching Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (specifically Part 2) with a friend.
   when did i make this blog? – I believe my friend made this blog for me 2010~2011, didn't start actively using it till I would say 2013.
   what do i post? – almost exclusively reblogs of artwork that I like. This blog basically serves as a way to catalogue the things that inspire me.
   last thing i googled – "How much pressure does an Aeropress produce?" (apparently about 25 pounds of pressure. For comparison, an Espresso Machine produces *hundreds*).
   other blogs – ryjoy: my art blog that I am becoming more active with.
   do i get asks? – never, just the once-in-a-while porn bot asking me to click their links.
   why i chose this url – I actually didn't; my friend in highschool made this account for me, including the username.
   following – 800+
   followers – 300~ and they're almost entirely bots.
   average hours of sleep – 8 but I'm not afraid to sleep in.
   lucky number - 26
   instruments – I used to play the piano but haven't touched it in years.
   what i’m wearing – a blue sweater and grey loose, flowy pants.
   dream job – I'd love to own a tiny coffee shop by the sea, with my home on the 2nd floor above it. If you've heard of this OVA called Yokohama Kaidashi Kikō, I basically wish to be the main girl.
   dream trip – Honestly unsure. Like any good nerd I do want to talk a trip to Japan with friends, though I'd want to visit not just the city ideally.
   favorite food - Chocolate
   nationality – American
   favorite song – "This is the Day" - The The
   last book i read – embarrassingly cannot recall. Probably a Murakami novel or something.
   top 3 fictional worlds to live in – Pokemon for wonderful creatures and a society that resembles our own but utopic, Animal Crossing for a simple and enjoyable life with delightful animal neighbors, and maybe Harry Potter? I'm not a big fan, but it's basically our world but with magic and I would cast gender-bending spells on myself constantly just to spite JK.
I don’t really have anyone to tag but if you see this post, please, feel free to do this yourself and tag me. I’d love to see your replies!
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jichew · 6 years ago
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college!hyunsuk au♡part one
a/n: hello!!! this is my first fic on here so please go easy on me bc it’s kind of slow and long :,) I rushed it a bit bc i wanted to get it up before the last episode airs :/// also feel free to leave requests or just drop in to talk! i would love more ygtb mutuals! (also i was going to make this a full on lovers au but it got too long so i just left it like this, but if i get enough requests, i will be more than willing to make a part 2!)
so you’re a freshman at college(✿◠‿◠)
while you’re absolutely in love with what college has to offer,,,,you’re dreading the start of classes
esp when it’s your first semester and you have no idea how to navigate the campus
and that, my friends, is how you realize it will take 15 minutes to get to a 9 AM that starts in 10 minutes (a/n this is a true story lol)
and while you could easily just skip this class and call it a day, you are A GOOD STUDENT \\\\٩(๑`^´๑)۶////
so you double knot your shoelaces and run across that mf campus
thankfully, you make it right as the clock hits 9... though you didn’t realize that this was a 300 student general chem lecture
it really b like that sometimes y/n ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
so you’re left to slide into one of the rows at the very back of the hall, which is thankfully empty
...
save for the mop of blonde hair that is passed out in the seat next to you
of course, you don’t have the time to pay attention to the boy beside you because you’re prof has already started lecturing
before you know it, class is over
surprisingly enough, at 9:50 on the dot, the boy shoots his head up, ruffles his hair, grabs his backpack and briskly exits the lecture hall room, sparing you a brief nod
if you weren’t stressed enough that you have 20 minutes to grab breakfast and run back across campus for class, maybe you would have taken time to notice how cute the boy was - but you have a class to get to
so fast fwd two days,,, you’re basically a pro at this whole college thing
or so you thought
you find your self double knotting your shoelaces again and running across campus to reach your 9 AM chem lecture again
at this point,,,you’ve accepted your fate and you dejectedly slide next to the passed out boy in the back row
so now that this is your second class, you’re prof is actually lecturing (and blondie beside u is still asleep)
after a grueling hour of basic chem review,   you have about three pages of notes
and it isn’t until 5 minutes before you’re dismissed that blondie finally takes the time to wake up
you resist the urge to giggle seeing his slightly frazzled state - hair puffed out, half lidded eyes and pouty lips (✿´ ꒳ ` )
and maybe you would have,,,if he didn’t hurriedly look over at you and ask if he could borrow your notes
and as much as you despise people who don’t pay attention in class and ask for other peoples’ notes ,,,,, who are you to resist those puppy dog eyes                    
。・°°・(>_<)・°°・。
so,,,, you reluctantly hand him over the notes
but not without giving him a piece of your mind \\\\٩(๑`^´๑)۶////
“don’t forget to bring them back next class,,,and maybe a coffee too so you can stay awake”( ◠‿◠ )
y/n, you really are too nice
so it’s finally friday,,,,but you have that cursed 9 am yet again
and while you’re able to make it early this time around, you willingly sit in the back row
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
and much to your surprise,,, in comes blondie, fully awake, an iced coffee in each hand
he moves into his seat beside you, setting down one of the coffees on your desk
“i don’t really know what girls like, so i just decided to get you the same thing as me! as a thank you for letting me borrow your notes”
speaking of notes, he quickly sets down his coffee and his backpack and takes out your notes, setting those on your desk as well
and this whole time, you’re just like,,,,,,,,, (●´ω`●)
and he’s staring at u with this goofy smile on his face like,,,,(๑・̑◡・̑๑)
if it were socially acceptable, you would have squished his little cheeks right then and there
but all you can manage to get out is a small smile, mumbling an “anytime” under your breath
and as much as you enjoy the company of another person in this large lecture hall,,,blondie talks a lot
but also you can’t bring yourself to mind bc he’s not all that bad at chem (and he looks cute when he talks with his lips all pouty but don’t tell him you said that(๑>◡<๑))
so it’s been about a month at college and you’re actually getting the hang of things this time
also,,,blondie has officially stopped falling asleep in class
surprisingly, you both have become quite the pair ٩( ᐛ )و
you learned that his name is hyunsuk, he’s a sophomore, and he’s part of a dance team (hence why he can’t help but fall asleep during chem lecture)
while you guys don’t interact outside of class, it’s nice to have someone to make small talk with in the morning
and you’d be lying if you said you didn’t want to boop his cute nose on several occasions (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)
so while studies are great and all,,,,it’s been a month and you have done next to nothing besides stressing over classes and sleeping
so, your friends (yes y/n, you do have friends) decided to have a little gno to celebrate surviving a month of college
shimmying into a pair of black jeans, a cute top, jean jacket and some heels, you’re ready to TAKE ON THE TOWN
and like not to brag but u look hot
you really know how to strut your stuff y/n
so when ur friends were like gno!!!! you expected something cute like going to get dinner in the city or something
you did NOT expect to find yourself in a frat party
like,,,,,you’ve never been to one of those cheap high school parties much less a college frat party
so like,you’re kind of freaking out inside bc tight areas filled with sweaty bodies and the stench of alcohol are NOT your thing
( ˙-˙ )
your friend mina is like,,,
“come on y/n, it’s part of the college experience!!!”
but you’re like,,,
“the only experience i need is sleeping past my alarm” \\\٩(๑`^´๑)۶////
nonetheless, mina resorts to dragging you into the house
so somehow, you guys make it to the kitchen
and while you’re still against the idea of being here, at least it’s slightly more breathable in the kitchen
while u can finally breathe, you also realize mina is GONE
u quickly scan the kitchen and thankfully find her ,,,,, w some tall dinosaur looking dude??
she motions you over so you slide through some bodies to make your way over to the pair
“y/n!!! this is my friend byounggon! he owns this place!”
“hey, you can call me gon!”
the dude does a little nod and smiles at you ,,, and then u notice how close him and mina are actually standing next to each other
her hand on his arm...the little smile he gives her...
and you’re like
“OH ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”
“you know,,,i’ll leave you guys to hang out for a bit while i go explore the place”
but not so fast,,,you have friends who care about your safety :,)
gon is all like
“no wait! mina told me this was your first party so i’ll have one of my frat brothers watch over you”
he turns his head back calling out a name that’s unintelligible over the sound of the music playing throughout the house
“y/n! this is my friend -“
“HYUNSUK???”
“Y/N!!!”
obviously you’re a bit startled to see the blonde boy in a setting that’s not the chem lecture hall
and maybe you’re even more startled by how good he looks - silk shirt, silver jewelry littering his ears and hair styled
and maybe he thinks the same with the way his eyes briefly glaze over your full body
but ,,,, mina and gon:??????
“you guys know each other?”
you’re the first to snap out of your reverie, hyunsuk’s eyes still glued to you
“uhh yeah we sit next to each other in chem lecture”
gon: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“ahhh...so you’re THAT y/n”
“THAT y/n”
“yeah, it means -“
“NOTHING”
(hyunsuk’s quick to interrupt when he’s about to get exposed (¬_¬))
“he means nothing lol”
anyway,,,gon’s like “yeah so we’ll leave you guys to it”
and you’re just looking back in dejection bc ur friends left u :,(((
when you turn back around hyunsuk has a bit of an apologetic look on his face
“first party?” he cocks his head to the side , puppy dog eyes waiting for an answer
“yeah,,,, i never really took you for the frat boy type”
hyunsuk does a little boyish smirk before saying
“there’s a lot things you don’t know about me babe”
and then he’s lightly grabbing your wrist and taking you to god knows where
the next thing you know, you guys are out on a balcony
and you’re like
\( ˆoˆ )/ fresh air!!!!
hyunsuk: (*゚▽゚*)
so you’re just like
staring at the sky
and u feel a little gaze boring into the side of your head
so you look over to see hyunsuk staring at you with his head cocked to the side
and he has this little smile on his lips
and you have no clue why he’s smiling but it makes your tummy do ~that thing~
but ALSO ,,, you’re trying to play it cool
so you cock your head back at him
and he stares at you for a little longer
and GIGGLES
THIS BOY HAS THE AUDACITY TO GIGGLE AT YOU
DOESNT HE KNOW WHAT THAT DOES TO A GIRL’S HEART
hshsbahaheiskeksoal
“why are you giggling??”
he does a little shrug and looks over at you
“you’re cute”
(((o(*゚▽゚*)o)))♡
lmao he really just had to take all your uwus
the moment kind of ends when you get a text from mina saying she went home w gon,,,
you both know what that means( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
but also now you don’t have a ride back to your dorm
i mean you probably guessed what’s going to happen now
gentleman suk decides to walk you back to your dorm
despite it being chilly, it’s still a nice walk
you both walk in a comfortable silence,, heads turned to avoid the other seeing the  little smile on each’s face
and you don’t say anything when you feel the tips of hyunsuk’s warm fingers entangling into your own
and he doesn’t say anything when you bid him goodnight with a kiss on the cheek
and you know that you have more than friendly feelings for the sleepy blondie in your chem class
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tentastic-yu-ki · 5 years ago
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just pentagon things
(with links to stuff !!)
this took me so long to make heheh but i hope you like it !! <3
jinho
v o c a l s from the gods
god herself cast her hands upon him and now he has the voice of a million angels
doing ALL the parts in bohemian rhapsody bc of course
HIGH NOTES
grandpa #1
a lil bean :’)
fake maknae
his fluffy bangs during naughty boy era are on the list of my favorite things ever
his cheeks y’all
ok but he looks eerily similar to jiheon from fromis_9 when they smile idk if i’m the only one who sees it but
whenever he does the little wave thingy you know what i’m talking about
he sings in fluent english and it makes my heart flutter every. single. time.
lowkey done with the rest of the members but loves them so much
yuto lifting him up at the end of naughty boy relay dance is basically that one scene from the lion king
tbh the members are always lifting him up and it’s precious
his lil cape during shine
hui
hwitaek in general is just bsidjsbdhdb
such a good leader :’)
i have no talent
mr hwitaek has all the talent
if i’m lucky some of mr hwitaeks talent may rub off on me
i just ?? love him ??!
his piano playing in the gorilla acoustic video makes me weak in the knees
pentagon of leader
y’all remember his twin brother manuel
i play jazz piano and holy shit i could only hope to gain half the talent he has in his hands alone let alone his vOICE
grandpa #2
i have so much appreciation for him and i look up to him a whole lot as a musician i just don’t know how to express my love
critical beauty was his era bitches
constantly being corrected by hongseok
such a groovy ass mf
lee hwitaek vs the english language
he is gorgeous !??!? kills me with his gaze
smile needs more appreciation
he killed it in triple h especially his vocals in 365 fresh
jangjigi jangjigi jang jang jang
hongseok
muscles
ABS :0
‘can i have a bite’ lmao
the group mom
but he’s a cool mom
his eyes are so frickin adorable :’)
absolutely hilarious oh my god
good ass storyteller
two words: his. lips.
his laugh is precious guys like i can’t
this video from the real man
when he shaved his hair off before the real man 300
hongseok x jinho ?? cute as hell
just lovely
such an underappreciated member
i stg whenever he speaks english it’s either to correct somebody, say hi to international fans, or its something completely ridiculous and i love it
e’dawn
y e l l i n g
he and hyuna being a power couple
Y E L L I N G
popping dancing
owned the gorilla era imo
Y E L L I N G
!! tattoos !!
a whole plant dad
his hairstyle suits him so well omg
did i mention yelling
i wish the best for him (and hyuna) and he’ll always be a part of pentagon in our hearts <3
his eyes when he smiles :’))))
video of him yelling in case you don’t know what i’m talking about
also this
I MISS HIM
S U P P O R T H I M or i’m coming for u
also support p nation !!
shinwon
hot shinwon yeah u want ?!
the visual
like the man is a whole model
i kinda just want to sit and have tea with him he seems like that kind of friend
his legs are so underrated
his breathy laugh is amazing
probably slowly losing his patience with the members
when i first got into pentagon i was like hm he seems like the mature one
but none of them are the mature one
booger
VOICE CRACK OF THE CENTURY
we will never forget
it seems like in fanfics he’s always some sort of ceo or manager or fashion designer and i’m here for it
always providing quality content whether he realizes it or not
always providing quality content whether we realize it or not
trying to make food while hui was asleep and then realizing he didn’t have chopsticks
his name is actually shinpon excuse you
absolutely losing his shit during the sha la la don’t smile challenge (13:11)
can you really blame him tho it was funny as hell
screaming + running in fear? shinwon invented that.
yeo one
he cares so much about universe :’)
compilation of him asking universe if we’ve eaten today because he cares
him almost kicking himself in the face that one time i can’t find the video agh
super lovable and wholesome
ok but his teeth
his smile is just so pretty ???
boi is drop dead gorgeous
so pure and just HKSNSBSJS
his asmr videos? yes king
he really expected me to sit there for almost an hour listening to him whisper the members names over and over?
and he was right because i did
yeo one makes me feel the same things i did when i saw bubbles in the air at disney world for the first time
he’s just like that
boyfriend material
HOW DARE I ALMOST FORGET THE SPONGEBOB IMPRESSIONS
saRANGhaeYOoOoo~
the boy is hilarious
yanan
aNNYEONG CHINGUDEUL
he just reminds me of a whole bottle of sprinkles yknow
like if rainbow sprinkles were a person
it’s yanan and yanan only
high note battle with jinho
he’s tol but his voice is smol
“don’t talk with me”
earrings lmao
probably smells like vanilla tbh
‘can you please edit this out?’
he’s literally gonna give me cavities with his sweetness
just from looking at pics of him
i like don’t even know what to say he’s just a ball of sunshine :’)))
so sweet i could put him in my coffee
he deserves so much more that he gets
sUCH A SWEET SOUL UGH~!
i’m running out of ways to reiterate that yanan deserves all the love in the world
y’all better appreciate him or i’m coming for u and ur whole family
he’s just out here chillin, his smile making the world a better place
my uwus? gone. snatched if you will
yuto
it’s ya boy toto
Y U T O D A
him being spooked by ghost stories
cLINGY !!!!!
two words: back. hugs.
i want a yuto hug hmph :((
his laugh is so cute i just-
him being spooked by the dark
NICO NICO NIIII~
his guy-fieri-reminiscent shirt
(you know the one)
him being spooked in general
i will protect this boy with my LIFE
we need more yuto aegyo
but also his visuals make me spontaneously combust
somebody call the fire brigade yknow
when he had the eyebrow slit i cried
im at a loss for how to express my love for adachi yuto
can i have his dangly earrings pls thanks
he’s always feeding everybody it’s so cute
our nagano boy :’)
cough excuse me i had something in my throat i meant our nagano pRINCE
this video of his ‘high note’ and wink never fails to make me laugh
he reminds me of this guy ive had a crush on for a long while ?? like personalitywise they’re oddly similar,, he’s cute n shy but also tall and vv clingy ??? and he recently started doing his hair differently and it’s literally yutos hairstyle i almost stopped breathing ok
also his hugs feel like what i imagine a yuto hug would feel like and i only realized it just now as i’m writing this
kino
he’s my little honeybunch cinnamon apple sugarplum gumdrop babyboy
i just love kang hyunggu a whole lot if you can’t tell by um
the rest of my blog
my profile image
my lockscreen ffs
do i even need to say that he’s my bias
duality? he invented that.
hyunggu being a cutie patootie vs kino being rUDE AS HELL
like he’s a grape juice box and a whole ass bottle of fine wine yknow what i mean
the lace blindfold ?? somebody pinch me
knnovation
i mean have y’all heard voicegasm ??
he did that shit
he’s under arrest for stealing my heart~
(and my uwus)
i don’t even need to say it bc y’all already know but he’s the dance KING
the violet bby
“he’s sensitive”
when hyojong changed the number song lyrics to joke about him being sensitive (2:25)
when he wears big sweaters :’)
i miss his lil ponytail during naughty boy
ppl never talk about this but he’s surprisingly good at languages ?!?
his laugh is one of my favorite sounds on the planet
that one move in can you feel it (01:55 in the mv) gets me every. single. time.
the kino list is long but i just have so much love for this boy
wooseok
he a long boi
HIS DIMPLE
i cant find the vid but there’s this one moment at a fansign or something where he just stepped over the table like it was a completely normal thing to do ?!???!?
HIS FACE IS SO VISUALLY PLEASING
i keep getting shocked over and over about how generally handsome he is
any hair works on him like ??? magic ?!?
screaming during lost paradise
and most songs
and most of the time anyway
i love him lots and lots tho
can pull off the goth look
can pull off the emo look
can pull off any look
he belongs in an opera lmfaooo
E X T R A
BUNNY BUNNY WOOSEOK WOOSEOK
his acrostic poems
i’m a star ? that shit sLAPS
this boy is carrying the entire rap industry on his bACK
i’m sad that i cant think of more stuff for wooseokie
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richmarc · 3 years ago
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Dear God, Jesus, and whomever else
Hello again,
I think at this point we're past introduction but, I know we're not the greatest of friends. At this point, let's consider this like a friend who's hanging with the bestie for brunch. I wanted to sit here like usual and selfishly talk about my problems in hopes you'll rub my back and tell me everything's gonna be alright. <--- I know this mf but, hey you stay a friend nevertheless and give me my chance to speak and you know even if I don't say thank you, I appreciate your company.
This seems to be one of those classic situations of glass half empty/half full scenarios where we all should have something to appreciate cause shit could be worse right??? right..... But I'm not going to lie these past few storms I've perused through have been the equivalent of riding through a full power car wash with my windows down and my sunroof open... Please Pleaseee don't take this as a complaint because I'm not trying to see a hole in the DIngy I'm sailing in right now but, know this is not a cry for a Jeff Bezos Yacht either. I do love some parts of this journey: My love, my daughter, my crew, etc... I just can't find that spark anymore. This world is falling as some said it would and I know I can't be the only one who seems to worry let alone seems to notice..
I sometimes wanna be honest with you and say I feel like my creation was to be a conduit for other peoples irrationalities and problems and bullshit, but due to the upward changes I made for myself I now see that we do in fact choose even though it may not seem like a choice. That um... guilt when you do realize you barely got enough room to carry your own burdens, but you see yourself falling in between the cracks and have to pay your attention to what is your responsibility and what you CHOOSE your responsibility to be... is a bitch honestly. like... love really hasn't been the love. you find yourself secretly jealous at what could've been as every birthday pass and every follicle now grays with a bit of wisdom and you become fucking frustrated.... yet you see these morons do get paid to speak..
Could it be my morality for this truth is the main reason why the w-2 never comes in the mail? or is this all supposed to be a point of showing me a greater gift? Yet those sins...those burdens, those moments you decide I'm going to let this shit go but my way... be the main reasons you could never prosper in the first place? why though? Why does it feel like when a person owes me my space, my apology, my way, I have to grant a safe fucking passage? Why does turning the other cheeks only give a person more space to smack another slab mark on my skin? What am I not understanding here? I mean.... I walk with the people who refutes change and can go by day to day docile and spread hope, I make the effort when there are those who don't deserve the dirt off my shoes to see where I've traveled, I have changed to become more human... or at least I think...
I keep sending this invite to this brunch and general meeting of the minds and you keep rsvp-ing, not showing up and I end up taking the meal home in a carry-out, you can't reheat sushi... Just saying the tone is room temp. At what cost does understanding someone really come in? I've traveled here on foot to make this apparent the blessing I see in this. to wake up and look at the dirty water that flows through my backyard which is a better sight for her eyes rather than what mines seen and even then it wasn't the worst but it was the best my people had at the time. I shouldn't have to sit here night after night placing 2 3 dozen job applications into places that's damn near on the corner sucking dick for someone to come one and apply and get rejected, yet if I wanna waste my fucking time and feed my family off some petty $11, $12 an hour shit that won't even break $300 bucks by the end of the week ohhh there all day baby!!!
I shouldn't have to risk my safety and drive somewhere in the middle of a blizzard and on a highway of ice to a place that don't even take my dedication seriously and magically fuck my schedule up every damn week and no one's there to call and whole days missing off the paycheck, 40 mins deducted to eat shit and rest, and quota overrules your status.
God....Jesus and you whomever I know maybe I need to give this more life, Maybe I need to work harder and recant what I said but, I can't. I can't hide what I'm feeling, I can't hide the messes I've cleaned up and those nights you sent my love to keep me humble and warm... Guys I'm trynna to be better and I'm not asking for it to be handed, I'm asking you where to start....
Anyway, the mimosa's here are fucking delicious...
Amen
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jasonsteroids · 6 years ago
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screaminjay · 5 years ago
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MF Barb Run Diablo 2 Path of Diablo from screaminjay on Vimeo.
Here is a very barebone barb build to do a combo of decent clearspeed with decent MF. I know the crazy MF barb go... 4 socks skullder, 2 socks stealskull, 40 MF nagel, 6 ist GF. But I find this completely counter-productive.
I find it really just starts to ramp up at 100, then at 200 you start seeing a lot and 300 is about the top I'd aim for if it doesn't hurt clear speed. Usually, I'm happy if one slot does most of the MF, like 4 os tal armor or 6 os weapon with ists.
This video is also a demonstration of why people keep saying (myself included) that Enigma is the barb armor of choice, especially for solo. You notice clearly what it does there. You have your barb merc, he have lawbringer (obviously), you see those blunderbore dudes (70% resistant to phys damage), you teleport on them and hope it proc decrep. Then they go down easy, because you just do near 3x damage (70% resistant down to 20, 80% damage instead of 30%).
When I record those, I get lag from the program running, so it is scuffed a bit. But I did route pretty nicely toward t1 boss.
No special drop this time, but I get the most drops per hour I think doing this quick t1+t2 routine to up some t3s.
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spookyenemyperson-blog · 6 years ago
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the comapny i work for is taking insurance premium out but the insurance premium is not being paid.......what can we do as employees?
Good/cheap insurance plans?
Hello! I am a 21 year old mother of 2 ( a 13 mo. old and a 26. mo. old) My husband and I do not qualify for medicaid (apparently you have to be dang near homeless) and we need health insurance. He has a heart condition (hes 25! ) and I tend to get sick alot! lol anyone have any ideas for affordable health insurance?? ( under $100 /mo if possible) thanks for your time, Be Blessed!""
What is an insurance premium?
Is the insurance premium what you pay monthly for your insurance?
Can i buy my car back of an insurance company and get the damaged repaired myself ?
Hello last Tuesday someone banged into the back of my car and left a big dent with paint coming off. There is not much damaged but the insurance companies evaluators said that he will have to cut it out and replace it and im afraid they will write the car off due to the cost. if this happens can i buy the car back of the insurance company ? and also i have been told if i buy the car back i have to take up to Birmingham to reregister it ? is their any truth in this ?. My cousin said he could knock the dent out if i buy it back. Please please help :)
What will life insurance cost me ? Ballpark!!
what will life insurance cost me? im just looking for a ballpark price. i know i know . factors. just say im 40, a little over whight, non-smoker, 90,000.00 i have 10 at work. so if i die my family gets 100,000.00 what is this called. life term? or something. like i said just looking for a W.A.G. per month 10$? 20$? 5$? 30$? Thanks""
Car insurance advice needed for a 17 year old?
As I said in my previous question. I recently bought a Citroen AX 988cc for 500 and paid 2800 insurance for a year. I thought It was really good as all of my mates had paid well over 3000 for their Fiestas etc. I got alot of answers saying I had been ripped off. I would be so happy if you could tell me of a better deal. I called a total of 46 insurance companies, and used comparison websites on a variety of insurance group 1 cars. And this was the very cheapest I could find. Initially Iwanted a VW Golf. (Not the GTI Version) But I was quoted 9000 a year, not bad but I dont earn that much yet. I have 3 jobs but all are minumum wage. (6-10am, 10am-6pm, 7pm-11.20pm). Could you give me a better deal. Where to go, what other car would be cheaper, and general advice on getting it as cheap as olot of people in my previous question told me they got it. Thanks.""
What do I need before I get car insurance besides license?
I have my license, and a car that I bought that is in my dad's name. He wants to transfer ownership to my name, inspection expired in 2007 (I haven't driven for about a year). First, do I need to have a car in my name to get insurance, or can I just get ins. with the car in my dad's name then transfer the title later? (with no ins. changes) 2nd, to get insurance do I need to pass inspection, or can I just get ins. first?""
Estimate for car insurance?
I'm looking to buy like a 2003 eclipse or something cheap but nice for myself, I turn 18 in a week so it will be after i'm 18.. but under my step dads name and everything.. he has a minivan for geico and we live in queens new york, he pays around $110 for full coverage, will my insurance be much more since it's a coupe..? my mom keeps going on about how sports cars are priced more for insurance, which I understand.. but will it really be MUCH more? I mean it's not a bmw or a SL65 ... it's a crappy old v4 eclipse..""
How do insurance companies handle cars rolling into others?
I was changing the oil in my truck with my boyfriend and all of a sudden my truck just started to roll down the driveway and rolled right into his car. I know im am totally responsible for it but i want use my insurance but i don't want my rates to go up. So i was wondering how insurance companies handle this situation i have Mercury.
Do parking tickets make your insurance go up?
i just got one last night for $40. guess i didn't have a permit to park on that street during those hours. i have state farm auto insurance. i'll pay it right away, but will it raise my insurance rate?""
I cant find car insurance for under 3 grand. im 17?
Im 17,male. got my driving test in a couple of weeks. I already have a car but i cant find insurance anywhere for what i can afford! the cheapest ive found is about 2800. my car is a 1.1 peugeot 1997 106 xl independance. I got this model thinking it would be cheaper to insure because its alarmed, you have to enter a code before you can start the engine. i cant afford to pay almost 3 grand! im lookin to pay 1100-1200. the only way ive found this is if i put it as my mums car and me as a named driver but i know this would be fraud... ive been told the company quinn is cheap but i called them and they quoted me around 3400... my postcode is in the low catagory or a or whatever and the car will be parked on a drive! any ideas?""
Would car insurance be expensive for a Mazda RX-8?
expensive being around sportscar/ muscle car range or like a regular cars insurance?
Car Insurance for a 2004 Mustang?
Im about to be 15 and im starting drivers ed next week and I was looking at cars and I really want a 2004 mustang. I live in a small town, im a girl, and my parents have Allstate. About how much would it cost me?""
How much should it cost for a 16 years old driver to get a insurance?
How much should it cost for a 16 years old driver to get a insurance?
16 year old car insurance?
im about to buy a 1997 honda civic ex and i was wondering what my car insurance might be if it helps im a guy in florida and im 16 thanks
Life and income insurance?
If I started income and life insurance when i started property investment for investment purpose only to cover investment,are the monthly premiums tax deductible""
Ridiculously high car insurance quotes?
My renewal quote from Admiral was 1,300 and shopping around most were higher. Best I got was just over 700 with Allianz. I own a 2,500 10-year-old Rover 75. Everyone I ask pays about 200 - 300 whether old or newer cars, powerful and sporty or economical family cars. My brother, 2 years younger who has points on his licence and owns a 3L BMW pays about 250. I tried my details with his postcode out of interest on the Allianz site and my quote was 300 more (over 1,000) than with my own postcode. Why is this and how can I get my quotes down?""
How does business insurance work in a lawsuit?
As a small business, I'm finally getting around to looking at business insurance. God forbid I should get sued, but that would be the only reason I would get insurance at this point. If I get sued (assuming I did nothing wrong that would terminate coverage), what are my responsibilities with regard to paying legal fees? What role will the insurance company play or what control will they have in the litigation process?""
I'm looking for free car insurance quotes?
As I'm a new driver, my parents told me to seek on the internet for insurances quotes, to help me handle my own things. So yeah i'm looking for websites that offer free car insurances quotes.""
What type of insurance is auto insurance?
http://www.insurance.ca.gov/0200-industry/0050-renew-license/0200-requirements/index.cfm out of all these types which is for auto? and if i wanted to work in a place that sells life insurance do i have to get certified for that too?
What is the purpose of car insurance?
Now I understand what car insurance really does, they cover losses mainly out of pocket, reduce risk which covers costs of many, but I have trouble understanding why a company is needed to do this. Lets say on an average a person pays 150/month for coverage. Over time this money adds up. After one were to be in a collision, they are presumably covered, yet a deductible is payed, then they increase the payments.  I fail to see the purpose when they are just pretty much using your monthly payments to pay for these fines. Lets say you had a glass jar, and you put 200 a month in there, is the concept not the same? Even if you were to never get into an accident in your lifetime, do you see a dime of your money?  I just really want to know if there is a true reason, or purpose for insurance, because I fail to see past it as a scam.
Would I be saving money if I bought a car and did the liability only insurance policy?
Right now, I am 17 years old and I have had my license since April 28th 2011. My family is on Allstate and their policy states that as long as I am driving a car which is not registered to my own name, I have to do full coverage (this is very expensive <$2000 since I am a new driver). If I buy a cheap car, one with a $1000 price tag, will I be saving money? Liability only insurance is cheaper, but by what amount? Is it worth driving a cheaper car?""
Question about my 18 year old and insurance
I have an 18 year old who takes ADHD medication which without insurance costs well over $300 a month. She is not interested in going to college at this point so I'm not sure how much longer I can keep her on my insurance plan. Assuming it takes her awhile to find a job with good insurance does anyone have any suggestions on how to make her medical needs affordable for her?
Wht is d difference between 1 st party insurance and 3 rd party insurance?
i have a honda deo 2004 model which insurance should i go for ...why and how much should it cost?
Car insurance= cover all drivers?
if somebody has car insurance with everything on it possible as far as what you can buy ( plans like pip, medical, liablity etc ) is any driver of that car, covered if in a wreck? or will the person driving been liable? geico""
Which insurance is cheaper for 19 years old person?
Which insurance is cheaper for 19 years old person? is it state farm(the one i have now) or geico. or please tell me what is the cheapest insurance company?
Has cost of car insurance for girls been raised to match that of boys?
By girls and boys I mean, 17-25 who are given the most expensive insurance rates. Boys have had to pay more for insurance than girls, but I thought the companies were forced to make them equal recently? Has that been put in place or not yet? This is in the UK by the way.""
What should i do about car insurance?
Basically in 2009 i got caught speeding without insurance. Biggest Mistake of my life. Lost my licence and had to start from provisional again. Now i have passed my test and it is a few years on i dont know what to do about getting insurance. I refuse to drive without it now. The thing i need to know is do i tell my insurance company about the claims that were less than 5 years ago or don't i? the reason is because my licence was taken away without a ban put back to provisional and now re-started fresh so do i still have to put them or not? Also if i do what would happen if i don't? Just out of curiosity as it would be a lot cheaper but if i have to i will obviously. Thanks
Insurance change help?
i am with geico and i want to go to allstate do i surrender my plates to switch insurance or do i keep the plates and call they and they will transfer me
I need 3 insurances anyone know good insurances?
I need three insurances. Does anybody know any very good insurances? The insurance I have is freaking crap, so I want to change everything, so I need 3 insurances. I want the best ones but I know those ones are high price that's what I was told, so I just need 3 very good ones with a reasonable price. The 3 insurances I need are cosmetic dental, pet insurance, sports insurance. Went to the dentist and found that I need little work and all of the work is cosmetic. Insurance that I have doesn't cover cosmetic things. I have 3 pets and I need pet insurance. The last one I need is a sports one. My insurance won't cover sports or fitness. I need sports insurance that is great. The sport that I'm trying to get into is wrestling yes professional wrestling like WWE type. I need sports or extreme sports insurance that will cover on those type of extreme sports. I was told that There is a insurance that covers everything sports, cosmetic and pet insurance but I don't know how true that is, but if there's a one please tell me. Anyways anybody let about these 3 insurance that I need. Thank You so much to whoever read and answers my question and helping me. Thank You.""
Effect of credit score on car insurance.?
What effect does bad credit have on your car insurance price, if any?""
""Rover car 1996 and 1989ford transit van, one insurance?""
how much for comprehensive 1years Insurance for 40year's no claims, now aged 66years old.""
How much would i save on insurance by taking the motorcycle safety course?
and is their other beneifits to taking the safety course like, getting a discount at the dealer place or something""
Would owning a Honda Civic coupe increase my car insurance rates?
I'm 18 & planning to switch to a Honda Civic soon. I'm meaning to get a coupe, but I heard that my insurance rate would go sky-high just because it's a coupe. Is this true? & if so, by how much? Thanks.""
""Anyone in Miami, Florida have preferred medical insurance?
I am looking for affordable heath care for myself and children and was offered health insurance named preferred medical insurance. Is it any good? Is their any other affordable insurances out there in south Miami Florida?
How much can you lie while obtaining new auto insurance?
I'd like to know... Whenever you're trying to obtain new auto insurance they take your driver's license number & social security number.. You'd think that they could look up any tickets/accidents you've gotten into. BUT, why do they ask? If you forget an incident, will they find out? This is coming from a 21 year old who was already paying $1,200 over 6 months for insurance and was involved in an rear-end collision doing 15 in congestion on the interstate, now my premium is $2000 for 6 months.""
Car insurance rates after having license for 3 years?
I'm 26, had license for only 3 years. About to get my own insurance, just the basic state minimum, nothing fancy. Nationwide gave me an online quote of 204$ for 6 months... That doesn't sound right, sounds low, that's about $35 a month. In January I got insurance for only s month and it was $70 a month... Of course I hadnt had my license 3 years yet.""
Should i trust AIS insurance broker company?
ais charges for broker fee only for one time, is that true? i have farmers right now. but AIS offer me mas cheaper insurance (mercury). but i'm not familiar with AIS company. do they have any headen charges that they never mention??? please help!!! thanks""
California after fires?
How long will it take for life in South California to return to normal? I mean quality of air, infrastructure, rebuilding homes. How was it in 2003? For example, for how long the ash will still be in the air?""
Rental car insurance?
I just rented a car from Budget and it being my first rental, I wasn't exactly sure of all the terms and conditions... unbeknownst to me I could have used my own full coverage insurance with me. I flew out of state and rented a car for the wedding and just assumed I would need to buy their insurance policy, no one ever told me different. I did take my policy with me, but was never asked for that information. Then I get the bill back and they charged me 32.50 a day! Has anyone ever had this happen and how lenient are they if you've already returned the rental? Anything I can do? I'm back at work and won't be able to call in until this afternoon, just wanted some feedback. Thanks in advance.""
Insurance rate?
best insurance company in clear lake, houston""
Insurance for teen driver?
i live in california and i just turned 18 and i got my license back in december. i want to know if say my parent's car has insurance, does that mean anyone can drive it? or is there such thing as each individual person needs to have insurance along with insurance for the car for it to be driven legally?""
I need a site where I can compare health insurance quotes from the top companies. Any help will be appreciated?
Health Insurance Quotes Needed Online...
What is the cheapest Auto insurance I can get?
I'm 23, just got my license, i have a Honda civic 2002. Thanks!""
Which is a better career..A realtor or A insurance agent ??
what the average income of a insurance agent?? who makes more money??
Would you switch car insurance companies after 10 years to save money?
Since 1997 I've been with the same car insurance company. Have had FANTASTIC service and support with claims and general questions. I use the same company for car insurance, home owner's insurance, life insurance, and to manage my IRA. When pricing out alternatives I realize that I could save about $50 a month by switching my car insurance to esurance. I attempted to get my current insurance to match their price without success. I'm very leery about possibly loosing my excellent service and support from my current company. Would you switch to a new company, and possibly a worse company, to save money?? I can easily afford my current company, but I'd obviously love having an extra $50 a month to plan with.""
What is the purpose of car insurance?
Now I understand what car insurance really does, they cover losses mainly out of pocket, reduce risk which covers costs of many, but I have trouble understanding why a company is needed to do this. Lets say on an average a person pays 150/month for coverage. Over time this money adds up. After one were to be in a collision, they are presumably covered, yet a deductible is payed, then they increase the payments.  I fail to see the purpose when they are just pretty much using your monthly payments to pay for these fines. Lets say you had a glass jar, and you put 200 a month in there, is the concept not the same? Even if you were to never get into an accident in your lifetime, do you see a dime of your money?  I just really want to know if there is a true reason, or purpose for insurance, because I fail to see past it as a scam.
How much monthly would it cost for me to get an apartment in the US?
I would like to know the total living costs... Plus food, gas, insurance, electricity, everything... Like the average cost... I know the apartment would be $460, I already found one, but I don't know how much it would be for everything else included.""
MotorBike Insurance For CBT...?
i was just wondering if i bought a Honda CBR 125r and i got a provisional license ad done the CBT would i need insurance to ride on the roads for 2 years or would i not need insurance until i could save up money for lessons, theory and practical test....???""
Insurance with US license. Loophole or stupidity?
I am an 18 year old british citizen. I lived in the US for 6-7 years and got a license at the age of 16. I am now in the process of getting car insurance. and am wondering if this 'loophole' is technically legal. I can drive on my US license for up to 12 months, during that 12 months I can get a UK prov. license. take the driving lessons and do the theory/test to get my full UK license. while shopping around last night I noticed a website saying 'provisional insurance is cheap, but expect it to go up once you pass your test.' Now, I understand the reason why it's cheaper is due to the fact that you probably wouldn't be driving as much, and you need a 'known' driver with you in the car while you're driving. However, couldn't I be considered my own driver? If I have a provisional license would I not be eligable for provisional license insurance? is this legal? or am I just being a hopeful idiot?""
Car Insurance?
how much car insurance do i pay for a 6000 dollar car
Name some good life insurance companies?
Burial insurance I need for future.
What is the best car insurance for someone in their 20s?
What is the best car insurance for someone in their 20s?
2004 Mitsubishi Lancer ES Insurance?
Is a 2004 Mitsubishi Lancer ES (automatic, 4 door sedan) significantly more expensive to insure than a 1993 Honda Accord LX (also automatic, 4 door sedan)? I am 18 and have had my drivers license for 2 months.""
What does 1000 or 500 deductible mean when you're getting car insurance?
Before I get my car insurance I would like to know what this means,and what is better.""
Can the government require us to buy insurance?
If the government requires us to buy insurance, cant they force us to buy anything they want? Couldnt they also forbid us to buy something they dont want us to buy? What happens if the insurance cost a million dollars and we don't want to buy it? We can no longer refuse to buy it. We are required to buy through the government. How does that empower the consumer?""
Auto accident??? insurance?
just wondering how much will my auto insurance go up if i file a claim?? there was no injuries and no damage to the other partys car. my car was estimated $4000 of damage to fix.. me and my mom pay $180 a month for 3 cars. 2 full coverage and 1 is only liability. good thing that i have full cov on the car i used.
Im depressed because i cant get good price on car insurance :(?
I am 21 old male. I passed my driving test 5 months ago and my premium is way too high because I have 3 points on my licence. They were not displaying L plates. I really feel bad because my parents don't drive and I think it would be great to help out with the shooping at least. car insurance is coming up as 3000 and i cant afford. I really want to be there for my parents and drive to work in the early mornings. :( any ideas?
After a DUI how much does it cost for new car insurance if you are dropped by your old insurance company?
After a DUI how much does it cost for new car insurance if you are dropped by your old insurance company?
Car accident/car insurance help 18 year old girl?
i am an 18 year old girl (almost 19) living near miami, fl. i am looking to get my own car insurance eventually i have had 2 major accidents -the first one was when i was 17. totaled a 93 bmw in the rain, no other cars involved. i was in the hospital for a week -the second one was recently, i rear ended a small car with my 98 mountaineer. i got a careless driving ticket. the damage is pretty bad (mostly to the radiator) i have also had 2 speeding tickets, both when i was under 18. right now i am looking to get a 2004-2010 used 4x4 pickup truck how much would car insurance cost me per month (estimate) and what would be the best company for me to go with?""
If an insurance company estimated the damage on my car at $800 and I later find out it is way more can I go ba?
My car got hit, their insurance company sent me to a mechanic shop to get an estimate, they said $823 and the insurance sent me the check. I just took the car to the dealership and they said the damage was $3100, can I go back to the insurance and ask for the difference?""
Health Insurance....I need some...?
I live in Little Rock, Arkansas.....and i need some affordable insurance...any good ideas.""
Cost of Car Insurance for an Escalade EXT?
Cost of Car Insurance for an Escalade EXT?
How much is insurance for mopeds?
i dont want specifics but what is the range? More that car insurance,same less?Is it really worth it?""
How can I take my ohio's driver test without car insurance?
I have my permit, learned how to drive and found a friend who is willing to let me use their car. But Im not covered under anyones insurance. I dont have any family to help. I cant get a car without a license and I cant get that without insurance but I cant get insurance without a car so it doesnt make sense.""
Where can I find cheap Van insurance for a 19year old?
I have recently started up a new business, and I am about to employ a 19year old with a previous driving conviction. I need him to drive a van so I am wondering what the best way to get him insured is- Through my policy? or is their a business insurance policy for driving I can look into? Any advice is much appreciated""
Is insure.com legit?
I was wondering if the site insure.com is legit and If they have good rates
Iininsurance on celica or rx 8?
Heres my situation at the moment currently i have celica,supra and skyline in my drive way and have rx8 and rx7 comming this summer Now i know i wont be able to afford insurance on rx7 supra or skyline But im wondering rx8 evolve (231ps) or celica How much would insurance cost Info on me No ncb Got driver license for few months 18year old University student living away Live in uk midlands""
Car Insurance and deductible payment?
My car window got smashed in and my windshield got cracked from vandalism. Nothing was stolen. I am taking my car in for inspection today. My question is, if my car deductible is $500, and if the resulting cost of the repair is less than the deductible, do I have to pay the deductible? It just doesn't seem correct to pay $250 each month, and then have to pay on top of that $500 for a repair that we could have saved up to pay for? Does anyone know if we have to pay the deductible if our repair cost is less than the deductible?""
How much will my car insurance cost? (Teenager)?
I am 16 years of age, and will be in 11th grade as of the next school year. I had B Honor Roll the last two years of school. I will be most likely driving my mother's Nissan Quest (2013) or my father's Nissan Titan (I do not remember the year). I am currently enrolled in Driver's Ed, and will get my permit once I finished. I live in Jacksonville, Florida, if that is helpful. I need to know for a Driver's Ed assignment. I was supposed to ask my parents, but they don't know, and I know they will forget soon.""
Is 39.56 pounds every month good scooter insurance?
hey guys i have a yamaha maxter 125cc scooter but i cant get cheap insurance :/ the lowest one is 39.56 do you think i can get cheaper? am 19 am in london please suggest cheaper companys
A question about car insurance.?
My girlfriend hit a small deer about 6 months ago, it did not do much damage, I called the insurance company and asked them what to do, they asked me what it did and then told me it probably was not worth it since she we have a 500 dollar deductible. Well today I took it in and got the oil changed and asked how much the headlamp was to fix so they looked at the car and told me that deer did about 1500 in damage. Is there anything I can do or am i screwed?""
What is the purpose of car insurance?
Now I understand what car insurance really does, they cover losses mainly out of pocket, reduce risk which covers costs of many, but I have trouble understanding why a company is needed to do this. Lets say on an average a person pays 150/month for coverage. Over time this money adds up. After one were to be in a collision, they are presumably covered, yet a deductible is payed, then they increase the payments.  I fail to see the purpose when they are just pretty much using your monthly payments to pay for these fines. Lets say you had a glass jar, and you put 200 a month in there, is the concept not the same? Even if you were to never get into an accident in your lifetime, do you see a dime of your money?  I just really want to know if there is a true reason, or purpose for insurance, because I fail to see past it as a scam.
""If I have no car or house, do i still have to pay taxes and insurance?""
When I'm 18, i will use the bus and an apartment in Miami do i sitll have to pay any type of taxes? (besides the money taken from my paycheck at work) Also, is the only insurance i have to pay is life insurance and health insurance? How much will those cost me?""
Auto insurance for 16 year old female? r/o/p?
I'm sixteen, will be added to my mother's insurance plan. I will be the primary driver of a 2006 prius. I have good grades, and also, there are 2 cars between my mother and I. I am also located in CT! Can anyone give me an estimate of my yearly insurance cost?""
Insurance for polyp biopsy?
Hi.my aunt is 41 years old. She is really concerned she might have cancer, which I hope it's not. She had no insurance but wants to find one do she could get the necessary test done. She already got one test done that showed she had an hernia in her stomach, but that's not what she is concerned, she is more concerned because they found polyps in her stomach and also neck. Idk if my facts are right,I don't even know if u can get them in your neck.anyway she needs to get them biopsy to see if there malignant or not. What is a good insurance that isn't so expensive andshe can get a quote of. We live in California.and shell just be getting insurance just for herself. Or what can she do to get this procedure done. are all polyps cancerous""
What's the song from the new progressive motorcycle insurance commercial?
it's a rock song
Against my religion to have health insurance?
I live in the US and it is against my religion to have health insurance. If I will be forced to buy Obamacare, it will disrespect my God and I will never be allowed entry to paradise. I don't want to ruin my mortal life and my afterlife. Am I exempt from buying Obamacare now since it's very intolerant and hateful to force a man of God like myself to purchase this health insurance?""
""If I ride my friends motorcycle, do I need insurance?""
I have my license, and will be getting my own bike at some point, but for now, if I drive my friends motorcycle around, do I need insurance for it? Or does his cover me?""
How much is car insurance for a range rover a month?
I'm almost 16 and I wanted to know how much is car insurance for a Range Rover HSE, since that's the car i want.""
Someone who knows California car insurance?
So my parents are out of town for the weekend and my aunt is watching us. My brother has his permit and he was driving my aunt & I around. My aunt was in the passenger seat. So my mom called saying that my brother can't drive until she gets back because he is not under her insurance. Is this true ? Or is she just saying that ?
Car insurance for a 17 year old boy?
Hello Yesterday, I passed my driving test and am, of course, really looking forward to driving. I spotted a Renault Clio I liked with a 1.1 litre engine. It's nothing special, just a first car (which would mean the world to me) I was always aware insurance was going to be a struggle. I insured myself with Provisional Marmalade while I was still learning, so I could drive my mum and dad's car as additional practice. Prov. Marm. have another part to their company, Young Marmalade for newly passed drivers, apparently giving you the best quotes, however I couldn't find anything under 3000! I am a 17 year old boy living in the Northeast of Scotland, one of the most common places for a collision in the whole of the UK. However, I am not in anyway a dangerous driver. My dad has been driving for 50 years and told me he feels very safe while driving with me as a learner, and I always stay within the speed limit, with the exception of if I don't realise I'm doing over the limit. My mum and dad have been saving some money for me for about 10 years, but it's only about 1300, and I don't have any more money apart from that. It's not going to be enough and I have really been let down by the insurance, because that Clio I saw was 600. The lowest quote I managed to find was 1634.70 a year from the Co-Operative Young Driver insurance, and with that you get a device fitted in your car to monitor how you drive, and if you drive within speed limits, and safely, I guess your monthly cost comes down a little bit. Anyway, I'm waffling on here. My question was, does anybody know of a REALLY good insurer for 17 year old boys who would: -take their price down for one of thse devices being fitted -offer decent discounts for Pass Plus or an Advanced Driving course? A car and amazingly cheap insurance would mean the world to me at the moment, because there's nothing worse than the feeling of only getting 1 minor fault on your test then realising you can't drive due to the greedy bastard insurance companies. Thanks for all the help.""
What is the average cost of car insurance for an 18 year old female in California?
What is the average cost of car insurance for an 18 year old female in California?
""Okay so sent off for my provisional license and thinking about cars and insurance now, just need a little help?""
Okay so I'm 16, turning 17 very soon and going to start driing lessons soon, but I need a car after that and I'm going to have to pay the majority of the insurance and the car myself. I only have a part time job where I work thursday evening and saturday mornings at like 6.00 an hour. What car is a good car for a person my age, what about insurance for that car how much is that going to cost? Overall what would you say is the total amount I should save up in order to get a car and decent insurance? Thanks :)""
Car insurance for a young driver?
I Live in NSW Australia and I am getting a car for my 16th birthday..I will also only be on my lurners permits (L Plates). I was thinking about getting a 4 scylinder 80s modle celica. but I have been told because its a 2 door sports car the insurance will be verry high for someone who is 16. is this true..and are there any things I realy should know?
Insurance for modified car advice !!?
i want to buy a car that has full interior and exterior body work done to it, will this effecct the insurance ?? also the engine has had a 'ecu chip' and air filter added/changed so will this effect insurance in any way ?? and can i get replys from someone who knows what there on about no some random answer thanks""
Motorcycle insurance? how much?
can someone guess how much will a motorcycle insurance be for an 18 year old male in CA with no road driving experience at all?, and the bike he will get is a 2008 Ninja 250r or 2006 Katana 600?.....also note he will take the MSF course and this will be his first road vehicle...thanks!!""
AA Home contents insurance?
Hello The AA Contents insurance seems good value What do you think.
Changing jobs - how do you estimate the value of medical and dental insurance?
Changing jobs - how do you estimate the value of medical and dental insurance?
California's low income auto insurance program?
Does anyone know what its called? Or the name of an insurance agency in the Los Angeles/ long beach area, where i can purchase this insurance from please? For some reason i haven't been able to get on the dmv.gov.ca web sight. Thank u""
How does a car insurance work?
So the other day i hit an 06 mustang and it left a 1 inch dent it was very small i exchanged info and all then the lady called me and told me the damages were $1008 my insurance said they are going to go check the car to make sure, i was just wondering the dent seemed like a $250 dent will the insurance give them what they say or what the lady says its supposedly worth?""
Can people under 18 get their own car insurance?
My stepdad does not want to let me onto his car insurance because he doesn't trust me. Can I even get my own insurance before I turn 18?
HELP!!!! CAR INSURANCE?
If you studied car insurance quotes previously you will know that a Q.B.P. accurate quote takes this many minutes?
Maternity insurance coverage?
I have been searching for insurance coverage for weeks now and I can't find a single plan that includes maternity coverage (not even the hospital stay for the birth) I live in colorado and I am currently not pregnant and I currently don't have insurance. I just want to be covered because i'm a healthy 22 year old married woman and you never know what will happen. does anyone have insurance that covered their pregnancy? what are my options? what did you do?
Full Coverage Insurance?
is full coverage insurance suppose to follow u to your next vehicle for the first 30-60 days?
Maternity Leave Insurance?
My husbands cousin told me about an insurance that covered her maternity leave. She got this insurance when she was 5 months pregnant and it covered her for 3 months of time off. My employer does not offer paid time off and I need an insurance that will cover my maternity leave even though Im pregnant right now. She doesnt remember what insurance it was.
How much does it cost to go for an eye exam in new jersey without insurance?
I want to get my eyes checked and have no insurance.I was wondering how much it would cost? Is lenscrafters good or more expensive? pearl vision?
""Lawsuits have been limited to $250,000 in California for years now - insurance costs haven't gone down...?
...at all. Why do Republicans pretend that is the solution to healthcare costs?
What is the purpose of car insurance?
Now I understand what car insurance really does, they cover losses mainly out of pocket, reduce risk which covers costs of many, but I have trouble understanding why a company is needed to do this. Lets say on an average a person pays 150/month for coverage. Over time this money adds up. After one were to be in a collision, they are presumably covered, yet a deductible is payed, then they increase the payments.  I fail to see the purpose when they are just pretty much using your monthly payments to pay for these fines. Lets say you had a glass jar, and you put 200 a month in there, is the concept not the same? Even if you were to never get into an accident in your lifetime, do you see a dime of your money?  I just really want to know if there is a true reason, or purpose for insurance, because I fail to see past it as a scam.
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The top 10 Hollywood bulk-ups of all time
Has anyone ever received more praise for getting fat than Robert De Niro? In 1980, the method actor famously gained 60 pounds of flab by gorging himself on pancakes and milkshakes to play bloated ex-boxer Jake LaMotta in Martin Scorsese's Raging Bull. Nearly 30 years later, film buffs are still marveling at his man boobs.
Nothing against De Niro's amazing performance, but Men's Fitness has had enough of critics praising extra pounds.
That's why we're paying tribute to 10 actors who worked their abs for their art—because it takes more effort to curl 80 pounds than it does to gain it.
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10. Eli Roth in Inglourious Basterds
For his role as a Nazi's worst nightmare in Quentin Tarantino's fantastical World War II flick, the already physically fit Eli Roth needed to step up his game. His character — Sgt. Donnie "The Bear Jew" Donowitz, a Boston badass who disposes of SS officers with nothing more than a bloodstained Louisville Slugger — isn't the type of guy who would be caught anywhere near Crunch fitness. Instead of getting cut, Roth needed to bulk up. So the Massachusetts native headed home to Beantown, mastered the local accent, stuffed his face with steak, and hit the gym until he packed on 40 pounds of heavy muscle. If you've seen Roth swinging for the fences in the film, you know his dedication paid off.
9. Jason Statham in The Transporter
British actor Jason Statham didn't set out to be an action hero. Starting his career in Guy Ritchie gangster flicks like Snatch and Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, the former championship diver was best known for playing skinny conmen before Hollywood came calling. So when he was cast as the world's most dangerous chauffeur in the 2002 martial arts flick The Transporter, the part-time model needed a physical overhaul. But instead of going the typical Hollywood route of hiring a personal trainer, Statham motivated himself, increasing his time in the gym and taking his interest in mixed martial arts to the next level. By the end of his intense training, Statham was so physically fit he was able to perform most of his own stunts in the film.
8. Robert De Niro in Raging Bull
Here's the flipside to De Niro's Oscar-winning performance—before he gained the equivalent of a small child to play Jake LaMotta in his darkest, fattest hours, the New York native got completely shredded to play the Italian middleweight pugilist in his prime. But De Niro didn't just hit the treadmill to achieve this look. The GoodFellas star underwent a full-on training routine, working closely with the real-life LaMotta on every facet of a boxer's regiment. In fact, De Niro was so dedicated to becoming a convincing brawler, he actually competed in three organized bouts, winning two. LaMotta was so impressed with De Niro's dedication, he claimed the actor could have fought professionally if he wished.
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7. Jamie Foxx in Any Given Sunday
Thanks to the Academy Award he nabbed for the 2006 Ray Charles biopic Ray, Jamie Foxx is no longer known as that scrawny dude from Booty Call. But the actor first showed his dedication to his craft in Oliver Stone's 1999 football flick Any Given Sunday. For his role as fictional quarterback Willie Beamen, Foxx hit the weights hard, bulking up to a solid 200 pounds. Then, the former MF cover model reported to football training camp and dropped 25 pounds as a result of the vigorous, real-life training. Luckily, the muscle remained and Foxx ended up with the kind of chiseled physique that looks even better on film. "It made me look bigger on the screen because I was tighter," Foxx told MF.
6. Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler
To take on the role of washed-up grappler Randy "The Ram" Robinson in Darren Aronofsky's 2008 film, Mickey Rourke had to do a lot more than just bleach his hair and wear lime green tights. In order to convincingly portray the kind of guy who could hold his own against King Kong Bundy, the 55-year-old had to pack on nearly 30 pounds of lean muscle. Realizing this could be his comeback role, Rourke dedicated himself to the part, working out religiously and training with professional wrestler Afa the Wild Samoan for months prior to shooting. Rourke pulled it off and his impressive build not only added to the realism of the film, but helped him land a role as a villain in the upcoming Iron Man sequel.
5. Ryan Reynolds in Blade: Trinity
Much like Jamie Foxx, Ryan Reynolds was best known for a not-so-great sitcom (the poorly-titled Two Guys, A Girl and a Pizza Place) before an eight pack turned his career around. When the relatively unknown actor was cast as a vampire hunter in the third film in the Blade trilogy, he knew he needed to do something to grab the audience's attention — after all, he was starring alongside Jessica Biel. So the Vancouver native began to train like a madman, doing everything from intense 3-hour daily workouts to a eating eight to 10 small meals a day. The result? Countless magazine covers, the leading role in the upcoming Green Lantern flick and a marriage to Scarlett Johansson. If that's not motivation to get into the gym, we don't know what is.
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4. Edward Norton in American History X
Before he knocked audiences on their asses with American History X, Edward Norton wasn't much more than a solid actor with a bad haircut and few decent flicks under his belt. Then he stomped onto the screen as Derek Vinyard, a raging neo-Nazi skinhead with the kind of physically imposing look that would make most men cross the street. Norton didn't just have the cut biceps and chiseled chest of a typical Hollywood leading man, he looked like a guy who had spent some time lifting weights in the joint. So how did the scrawny Ivy Leaguer go from Yale grad to jail bird? A high protein diet mixed with strength-building exercises like squats and presses. If only Norton could've manned up like that in Fight Club.
3. Christian Bale in Batman Begins
Christian Bale's physique in this Batman revamp may not be the most spectacular on the list, but consider this — six months before playing the caped crusader, Bale weighed 120 pounds. Taking a page out of Robert De Niro's playbook, the Welsh actor had dropped over 60 pounds (mostly through a steady diet of coffee and apples) for his role as an emaciated insomniac in the psychological thriller The Machinist. When he landed the lead in Batman Begins, Bale only had half a year to get in shape. Wasting no time, Bale started a high protein diet while utilizing heavy core training, plyometrics and resistance training. By the time cameras were ready to roll, Bale had packed on 100 solid pounds. Ironically, director Christopher Nolan felt Bale had gotten too bulky and ordered him to drop 20 pounds.
2. Will Smith in Ali
If you're going to tell the story of the greatest professional boxer of all time, you have to do it right. Working with Sugar Ray Leonard's former fitness coach, Will Smith rose to the occasion, turning his 185-pound frame into 220-pounds of lean, sinewy muscle through grueling six-hour-a-day workouts and intensive weight training. At his peak physical condition during the filming of Ali, Smith was benching 350 pounds while moving with the agility of a skilled fighter. Through his focused training, the rapper-turned-actor ended up with a physique just as impressive as the former World Champion. And while the film garnered mixed reviews, Smith's performance was praised and the actor received an Oscar nomination.
1. Gerard Butler in 300
    To portray King Leonidas, a Spartan warrior who disposes of thousands of hapless Persians while wearing little more than a Speedo and a cape, Scottish actor Gerard Butler needed a physique right out of a comic book. But the longtime smoker's body was far from loincloth worthy. Enter Mark Twight. Twight, a renowned mountain climber and conditioning coach, put Butler and his costars through hell for four grueling months. A small sample of their agonizing daily workout included non-stop sets of pullups, deadlifts, pushups and clean-and-jerks, coupled with unorthodox training methods like Olympic-style ring work and flipping gigantic tires. While Butler did most of his preparation with his co-stars, the 6-foot-2 star had to look even more chiseled than the 299 other shredded warriors who were standing behind him, so he would put in an extra workout after these training sessions. The results speak for themselves.
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from Men's Fitness https://www.mensfitness.com/life/entertainment/top-10-hollywood-bulk-ups-all-time
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