#Wet cats

[emberartz]

the smiling friends as images of pathetic wet cats

[1captainjordan4]

This is my dynamic for them

Also this with the whole server vs bad boys, in them thinking they cant get as pathetic as the badboys,,, they did,,,

[fruityuncleskeletor]

nothing to see here, just two wet cats having a day

[tabby-kat-things]

She got a bath and jumped up on me to make biscuits. I haven't been feeling the best and she keeps cuddling me 🥰🥹

[just-me-venting-cause-life-sucks]

I HAVE CRACKED THE CODE!!!

I may have problems.

[hanni-3]

The public ( me ) wants to know about ( judge ) your Mc x Alioth scnearios ! Please share-

*takes a deep breath and crack knuckles.*

You, my dear dreamty, have woken the ramble part in me. I've held those two dear in my heart and with no one to ramble about I actually do , you since it's literally ur oc and other that have played the game but I don't wanna bother foqjjs

SO!! when I first made Xael, they had dyed cyan hair but I was skeptical about it since that's how I was rlly imagining them but I was slightly in a rush so dihsix.... — so after literally 4 days of having cyan hair he got bored of it and decided "Hey, why not, ruin my hair?" He decided to dye their hair without Alioth because god knows how pissed he'll be....

They get caught in the end in the bathroom, with their new dyed hair (in the end Alioth decided to help him with a few complaints but he loves him so..... Love makes u do crazy thing)

Gender dysphoria under!!

Xael is a transmasc! And few people don't know that, even Alioth. So before when he got top surgery (only got a binder but he tought it was annoying to wear since it tightens too much) and HRT, and Xael would feel dysphoric they'd distance themselves from others, including Alioth.

BUT! One time he took his balls (in French we say "je prend mes couilles"), decided to open up to the handsome annoying neighbor, and break down. Note that Xael has never done this, if he had then they would have done it alone.

One Xael break down later, Alioth made him tea and tried to comfort him the best he could, Xael made fun of him trying which ender in a small banter

OKAY THIS ONE IS SO SAPPY BUT IT'S BEEN IN MY MIND SINCE IDKSGYSH

(Xael has a few scars, some on his face, some on their back, some on his tighs, some on their arms and finally on the back of his hand. From being reckless and picking fights.) After Xael's surgery, the top scar added in their collection which is actually the only scars they are proud to own! But not so much of the others, from time to time when he'd stare in the mirror, his reflection showing back at him. He'll often brag to Alioth that some of his scars are actually from buff people and he managed to beat 'em down but keep the others hidden. Has Alioth asked? In my head he did. And Xael would tell the stories behind them with a calm tone. And Alioth would kiss his scars.

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And VOILÀ!! This is the only ones I can think of since I don't really have that much info on Alioth and I don't rlly wanna misscharacterise my wet cat.... But I hope you enjoyed me rambling about these two losers and thank yew for asking :33!!!

[alien8tdd]

Soggy cat looking ass.

[jokerislandgirl32]

Baboo bap bap baboo

He looks like one of those wet angry kittens/cats. You know, this type:

Do not get too close to him, he’ll hiss and growl at you.

[ikoggi]

wet cats studies

[starridge]

stars burn up and die too

[tunsun44]

1 Hisses when he even sees water, out of the corner of his eye, but manages to always get stuck in a downpour.  2 is one of those cats that demand to sit in a little tupperware boat every time you take a bath but usually falls in. 3 is fascinated by the scientific properties of this strange liquid covering his fur.  4 falls in a lake and makes a point of shaking that water off his fur right near you.  I don’t know 5 very well, but they seem like the type of cat who would follow you into the shower because they were worried about you and then run away once they got wet. 6 would attack the water immediately.  Nothing so wet deserves to exist.  Until he’s wet, then that’s okay.  7 would find a way to push you into the pool and be proud of any water that got on him as a result.  8 would run into the rain voluntarily and then frantically clean the water off himself because he forgot why he went into the rain - or that he was still in it.  War would be like 10. 9 would just stand there like 10 also, but he would also yell very angrily. 11 would try to cartwheel in the rain, slip, fall in the mud, and then make a mud angel.  I;ve never heard anything so accurate as 12 and 13.

key trait of every doctor who is that they're sopping wet in one way or another, the difference is how they handle it. 10 is sad wet and pathetic and left out in the rain yes but 13 is wet and pathetic like a cat that fell in the bathtub and is now running through the whole damn apartment getting water everywhere while you try to catch her and dry her off. 12 has his head under the faucet and is trying to drink from it but all the water is running down his face instead. there's no use trying to find the wettest doctor because they're all pathetic. idk

[cainternn]

the fnaf movie was silly

[theethoslab]

[apostatefeverdream]

going absolutely fucking insane over solas dragonage. he used to be a spirit. he was meant to be bisexual. he hates tea but still drinks it. he murdered the two people he loved most in the world. he pissed magic once (maybe). he pondered an orb. he played strip poker with blackwall. he sundered the fade from the waking world. he created the blight. he sent bitchy letters to elgar'nan. he's great at chess but then lost to a random named after a chess piece. he co-parented a spirit. he murdered the other co-parent. he speaks in iambic pentameter. he imagines the sight of you being dominated would be fascinating. he ghosted his ex for a year and then yanked their arm off. he loves frilly cakes. his greatest fear is dying alone. he's bald.

[stump-not-found]

Lab Negotiations.

Ford says he traded some teeth to get his lab from Bill, but the truth is a lot stupider than that.

Supplementary backstory for Step IV of Theseus' Guide to Ruining a Perfectly Good Boat.

[theaxolotlkween]

Reasons why Jon Archivist is truly a character of all time:

Had the police called on him several times when he was a young child

Keeps his rib and the ashes of the season one antagonist next to his stationary drawer

Promised he wouldn’t get lost in tunnels and then immediately got lost in aforementioned tunnels

Has no clue what a joke is

Learned how remarkably easy it is to buy an ax in central London

Had to have two separate interventions

Told people his place of employment before traumatising them for life

The first character he ever said ‘I love you’ to is a cat

Allegedly participated in amdram

Watches documentaries and collects some kind of weird shit (my headcanon is Soviet Union postcards) when he’s not being a paranoid mess

Canonically looks like he hasn’t slept in weeks

Knows nothing about library science

Fell head over heels for a man that he hated until he learned he lied on his resumé

Has been referred to as Jesus or Jesus-adjacent at least twice

Asexual icon

Knows what a meme is and said “LOL” in the first episode

Rode on a merry-go-round sometime during his university days because he was in a weird place emotionally

Died for our Jonathan Sins

Is probably a computer now playing minesweeper with his boyfriend and evil 200+ year old boss