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i’m never gonna finish this laffo Brother Kroma is my DnD guy. half-orc cleric of ilmater. slum healer, lawful neutral, sketchy past, cranky old cuss. he made a goblin explode with lasers once. guiding bolt is a really cool spell.

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Expectations: Dungeons and Dragons is a high fantasy tabletop roleplaying game. You can be anything your heart desires; go where you please; battle dragons and necromancers; save kingdoms and forge alliances! The only limit is your imagination as you set off on an epic adventure with your friends!

Reality: I ROLL TO PET THE WOLF AGAIN

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not to get mad nerdy but I just discovered tabletopaudio.com and I’m fuckin losing it

this person (people?) goes about making 10 minute long loopable ambient noise tracks for every imaginable setting (docks, taverns, forests, airships, spaceships, office buildings, sewers, EVERYTHING) and has over a hundred tracks to offer, and on top of that if none of them suit you there’s a huge feature called soundpad where you can mix and match from their set of hundreds of individual sound effects and music clips to make your own ambient background track

holy shit dudes

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fucked up how a goblet is a cup and not a tiny goblin :/

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Attention, DMs!

I just wanted to share this, because I’ve found it quite helpful.

TipToeTiger on r/DnD has created a lovely soundboard application for IOS devices. It is completely free, has good atmosphere sounds, and is updated often. I highly recommend checking it out if you like to use music and sound effects while you play. Thank you.

Reddit Post

App Store

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casually takes a nap at the giants bed because its the comfiest one

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Yeah, pretty much sums up my response to most platitudes …

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me, the gm, as my players debate whether to steal a key from the guard or kill him: slit his throat! slit his throat! slit his throat!

our lawful good paladin: how ‘bout dont! how ‘bout dont! HOW ABOUT DONT!!

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1. randal and ozarion sneak into an inn taken over by bandits 2. ozarion casts disguise self to enter a room with a bandit in it, hides lizard form randal in his short shorts 3. bandit doesnt mind that one of his buddies enters the room 4. ozarion throws lizard-randal at the guy like a pokeball 5. lizard-randal, mid-air, turns into a giant toad and bites on the bandit 6. initiative, ozarion goes first and pushes the dude inside randal-toad’s mouth 7. bandit dies 8. randal discovers a new fetish

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@moreoy is a god of art i tell you what

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Spells

Hello. So one of my biggest complaints of the D&D 5e Player’s Handbook is that searching for spells is a bit of a pain. Even if you manage to obtain a pdf file of it, many of the spells’ titles are written l i k e th i s, making it quite difficult to search with the classic ctr-F. 

Because of this, I created a pdf of all of the spells that are in the book, complete with a table of contents linked to them, so you can search the table of contents for your spell, and then zip to the spell you need. Very useful, if I’m allowed to say.

Behold. It is on dropbox, though you can view it (without the magical zipping) without a dropbox account.

Happy D&D playing!

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LOL, best D&D propaganda poster ever.

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first sketch of my new sneaky boy!! he’s…… an elf…. yeah… good at finesse things, sucks with social situations. he has a baby crossbow.

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he has -20 in animal handling