#Wereferret

[nightmaremp]

Weremayhem: What if Au

Beaker's wereanimal sheet

[halliedrawz]

Purnellopy, Popering, Peacebiscuit & Victoria (In The Wereanimal Curse AU) During An Hurricane Be Like:

[neil-gaiman]

Hiya Neil! You seem to be the only author who gives actually good advice so do you mind if I ask for some? I’ve had severe writers block for almost a year now and I still don’t know what happens in chapter two and it’s seriously doing my head in. I’m writing a gothic mystery but I still don’t even know who my antagonist is! Not to be dramatic but my brain is collapsing I’ll take any advice you’ve got

Write an outline. Write down everything you know that happens in your book (it doesn't have to be complicated. Jack is turned into a ferret. The bank robbery is a disaster. The moon explodes. )

Then reread what you have written so far pretending you've never read it before. Add anything that occurs to you to your outline. Jack expects to be transformed into a ferret but instead becomes a wereferret, only transforming by moonlight.

Then push forward. If there's a bit you are stuck on then skip it for now and come back to it on your next draft.

Remember that you are telling yourself the story on your first draft. Later you can make it look like you knew what you were doing all along.

[numbaoneflaya]

Whatever a jilly fact u have saved but have like never gotten to share (info dump pleeeaaassseee)

I’m in love with you and will die with a sword in my bad for you. Really fucking stupid jilly facts under the cut that no one needs to know

-likes multiplayer online games but is really bad at them and gets downright flabbergasted when people are mean to her on chat saying slurs and shit. Will try for a while like “ahaha come on there’s no need for that fellas. Come on guys” trying to be nice and take it in stride until she’s Sitting there on the dirty ass couch with the definition of >:0 ! On her face. Bad at smack talk so will just say shit like “YOUR MOM ATE MY ASS AND THANKED ME FOR IT YOU MEAN RUDE ASS FUCK BITCH CUNT ASSHOLE LOSER BITCHHOLE OF A WHORE SMELL MY FEET!”. Yeah she just multiplies swearwords and hopes they hit home somehow.

-the first cigarette she was offered she tried to light to look cool and lit it backwards and smoked the wrong way and ended up hacking up half a lung. @devilbrakers indigo

-gets REALLY hungry around the full moon nowadays. Not a cute wereferret like she usually is- she will try and eat you on the full moon. Gets very possessive of her friends around then, and will want to put them in the bunker with her for friendship and playtime and cuddles!

-Do NOT let her, she will end up killing and eating them and you. She is not a reliable narrator during the days surrounding the full moon- she will truly believe in her ability to keep you and them and anyone safe and sound. She’ll THINK being around her is the safest place for anyone to be, she’ll keep them safe! because she’ll be even more terrified than usual of her friends leaving her!

DO NOT INDULGE HER NO MATTER WHAT. She will cry and sob and beg for her friends presence and affections, and her emotions will be real, but she will end up eating or harming anyone nearby who is not a werewolf. They will not be safe.

[heroictoonz]

so that sport anime thing is that one guy a vampire?

YES! all the characters in Dodge This! are monsters but its like. completely and totally unimportant to the majority of the story and plots that it almost never comes up which is also part of the joke honestly lol the main character, colin, is a wereferret :]

[two-sides-halved]

@kevin-the-jerk

Kevin cant be a werewolf... if hes a were anything... hes a wereferret.

[seeyouguyslater]

In a werewolf kinda AU I guess. But not werewolf. Ruby is the werewolf and turns into a wolf. Weiss is a white weresquirrel (or white wereferret) Blake is a werecat (obviously) and yang is a weredragon or maybe a werebear. I dunno.

I know I've drawn au ideas in the past but thats mostly because I've had an au and someone gives me a cute prompt but, I'm not really appreciative of drawing aus for people if that makes sense..

Eg.) A while ago I had an ask asking for a HNK au.. I don't know houseki no kuni that well for me to want to make one

I'm sorry

[nightmaremp]

Weremayhem what if AU

Beaker trying to get used to his ferret body. He didn't know that his body was this flexible.

[storywolf]

Is she a werewolf or a wereferret? The way she's wriggling makes him wonder - but he's also good at wrangling ferrets. Just ask Ferret! (Well, maybe don't, she likes to make up stories. He has no clue where she gets it from.) "You didn't HAVE to ask. I saw it in those little puppy eyes of yours-" he manages to try a boop of her nose. Look at those lil yellow eyes! So cute! "The fuck I am is WOLF; at your service. Here to rescue all pups-in-need from Hunters and associated assholes." He grinned. "And what's your name?" Leah, probably, he knew a Double when he saw one.

WOLF ( @storywolf ) SAID: you pretended to twist your ankle just so i would carry you.

PROMPTS FOR CARRYING/BEING CARRIED

               “I didn’t – “ No, her ankle isn’t twisted. But that leg tends to give up when she’s tired, the pain starting somewhere near the hip and spreading – down to the knee, up her back – until it’s hard to walk let alone flee the hunters. Hard to duck crazy strangers too, apparently. “I didn’t ask you to carry me!” the younger wolf snaps, eyes glowing yellow in warning as she tries to claw her way out of his arms. “Who the fuck are you?”

[druzystar]

fakeyedfawn ↳ wereferret because usernames are hard

[theseventhoffrostfall]

DnD has the opposite problem. There's 400000 who-gives-a-shit were-creatures like werepigs and werehyenas and wereferrets and shit that just serve as a reminder that there's a reason werewolves and werebears are the iconic ones. Plus wolves and bears are both cool and embody the whole "savagery of the world beyond the small and guttering fires we hide behind" theme of animalistic monsters, which shit like werecoyotes really don't

Were creatures in fantasy never expanding past wolves seems like an oversight

[numbaoneflaya]

My btd ocs plus vincey! Two werewolves, a wereferret hybrid, a demon, an undead ghost boy and a vampire all in that order!

[diehard-fangirl]

DOWN & DIRTY QUICKIE REVIEW!

One Sentence Summary:

He’s a demon-ghost-monster hunter who picks up our Take No Shit hitchhiking heroine; she finds out about the Spooky World and they do a Creepy House Figure It Out Scooby Doo mission.

Name That Trope:

Supernatural meets Romancelandia!

Paranormal Romance With A Human OTP: AKA MUH FAV!

Half road trip, half demon-hunting, allllll kickass universe!

Alpha Heroine Meets Beta Hero

What part made you fangirl squeal:

Any time our telepathic Talking Kitty talked!

When our hero believably slayed a vampire. WITH TOOTHPICKS!

Wereferrets. Just...trust me. Wereferrets.

When a protection ward was created using cross and an image from Space Invaders!

Dat woke ass writing. 

When the heroine’s individual sex act preference was normalized!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Favorite character:

Dom was sweet, Vinny was cool, but Piewicket, man. TALKING-KITTY PIEWICKET OWNED ME!

How smexy was the smex?

Ummmmmmmmmmm. It wasn't. Well, half lying. The lack of an emotional through line & the couple's nonexistent undercurrent of sexual tension is the book’s weakest link. Sexy times and emo-feels pop off like somebody flipped a switch. Gal literally says “let's get this party started” for humpity-hump like 2 seconds after she nearly asphyxiates/freezes to death. WTF!

BUT! Hero uses lots of bedtime banging wordage. Their last minute sex scene is light on the choreographical details, but it's heavy on the hot talk. “Can I make you come again? Tell me how.” And when boy gotta do a sex magic spell? “I need to fuck you so you come, and it’ll help if you love every second of it. So tell me what you need, Vin, because I want to make you delirious with joy and completely exhausted from feeling good. Whatever you want, just say it and I’ll make it happen.” [insert exploding ovaries here!!!!]

Whose Line Is It Anyway:

"Dom mostly brooded until he got too sleepy to brood properly."

*****

“There’s no suggestion of any Native American accounts mentioning something- not that the records are that great when it comes to tribal histories. But that’s what happens when you manifest destiny all the locals to the point of extinction.”

Got any bitching to do?

If there had been a constant undertone of attraction/chemistry/interest between these two that was more prominent than what we got, I’D HAVE ZERO-ASS BITCHING! Everything else in the book was A+++...I just wish the romantic pacing had been a wee bit better.

Visually Depict Yo Book Feels:

Famous Last Words:

Overall, book’s got some flaws and book’s got some good. It’s not perfect, but it snatched my brain into its world in a way I wiiiiiiish more paranormal romances could. Elizabeth Cole, IMMA DEFINITELY READ MORE OF YO ASS! 

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[reallybadstoryideas]

Should wereferrets wear perfume? State your case.

[atlas-prime]

ah heck why not, gimme one

Wereferret, duh :3

[happyfunballxd]

Had a dream that we were in the zombie apocalypse, but it wasn't people who were zombies, it was all the meat we eat. Like there were pig zombies and cow zombies. And the pet animals were wereanimals. Like got attacked by a werecat and some sort of wereferret was stalking me. We also blew up an office building that got reconstructed pretty much within a day, someone tried to hire me for writing a manual on sodas, and i got lost and just used google maps to go home.