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Snapchat saw it first

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I was going to stream today but I was gonna have the pope on as a guest soooo… uhhh… well it’s very unprofessional of him to say the least.

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eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.

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I'm a hard pillow hard mattress man. I need reliability. I don't want something to change into a completely different shape when I touch it, that's lying and I don't like liars.

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you contradict yourself because you contain multitudes. i contradict myself because i am wrong.

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instagram: livingwithjuliette

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the Easter bunny was sick and in catholic doctrine when the Easter bunny is sick the popr has to be the one who lays the eggs. and the egg laying killed the pope.

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I once heard a quote by a dude named Alan Watts that went “A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thoughts. So, he loses touch with reality, and lives in a world of illusions” and now when I get trapped in an anxiety spiral that likes to pop in too

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Pope's dead

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can’t believe shinji got beat out by a honest to god squid

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sitting through a meeting with jd couch on easter killed the fucking pope

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Now I'm not saying that JD Vance killed the Pope, per se. I just think his actions raise some questions, like for example: Did JD Vance kill the Pope?

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let’s go

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You're a slut, you're a whore, you're a dick, you're a bitch

and with your help i could be president too