#Wdapteo 2023
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instead of baking this year i need dnp to cook savoury food like just a regular ass meal that isn’t from deliveroo or toast just to reassure me that we don’t need to call social services on these men in their 30s
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This is the funniest way I could have gotten this notification.
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to commemorate the cinematic masterpiece of the year (wdapteo 2023), here is a phil sketch
(plus a hidden 🐗)
#dan and phil#dnp#philip lester#dan and phil games#daniel howell#dnpgames#danisnotonfire#amazingphil#dnp art#amazing phil art#dan and phil fanart#fanart#wdapteo#wdapteo 2023#my art!
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phil taking pictures of dan wearing his glasses is such married behaviour, i’m putting myself into a dehydrator and crushing myself into a fine powder so that i can be scattered to the winds because i simply Can’t Cope with this
#i genuinely feel nauseous how dare they be happy and in love and obsessed with each other#dan and phil#wdapteo 2023#dan howell#phil lester#mine
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how do batteries work :(
(plus the full screenshot bc i can’t decide if it’s funnier cropped or not cropped)
#he’s so harrowed#idk why i’m picture them showing up for a therapy session with me#this couple comes in and i’m like ok what’s going on guys#and they sit down#one of them just looks at me like they’re gonna cry and just says “how do batteries work”#the other one pats them on the shoulder supportively like “it’s okay. i know this is hard. you’re so brave.”#and i’m there like#guys you know i’m a therapist right i can’t tell you how batteries work#but i’ve already noticed about 50 things just in the 15 seconds you’ve been in here that warrant us to have follow up sessions#dnp#dan and phil#amazingphil#dan howell#wdapteo 4#wdapteo 2023#yeet my deet#phan#yeet my deenp#bog#pp42??#image description in alt
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Something about how the night changes
Good to know Phil gave bad advice on his Red Cross spon vid (Fireworks Fail) 10 years ago...
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I sometimes forget Dan is taller than Phil, like by an inch or so but still taller than
Then I see this, and yeah I know posture but in this particular photo he’s so much taller than Phil but then there’s this
And he’s so much smaller and needing to look up to Phil.
Not to be dramatic or anything but I think Dan just likes looking up to Phil… or has bad posture. OR MAYBE BOTH?? Who am I to say
#dan and phil#amazingphil#daniel howell#dnp#phil lester#philip lester#dan howell#danisnotonfire#dan and phil renaissance#bad posture#I also look up to Phil#wdapteo 2023#my gosh I forget they are both SO TALL
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Matching pfps but it's just the 👽 and 😎 in the holes
#danandphilfan#wdapteo#dan and phil#dan howell#dnp#phil lester#phandom#phannie#phan#silly#dnpgames#:3#wdapteo 2023#what dan and phil text each other#matching pfps#matching dnp pfps#daniel howell#danisnotonfire#amazing phil#phil#dan#danandphilgames#danandphil#dapg#dapgames#wdapteo 4
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Tell us more about how many times in the last year you had to edit out Dan's bare ass
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Ya know what Dan I get it rly do 😭😭😭
cute 🥹
#phil#he always does these little things... and i just!!!!!!!!!#phil lester#amazingphil#daniel howell#dan and phil#what dan and phil text each other#wdapteo#wdapteo 2023
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who's hand is in this picture?
A Mathematically Rigorous Proof That I Spent Too Long Writing
welcome to university math: dnp hand edition
(no, don't leave, you'll be fine i promise)
to begin, we need a statement to prove. we have two options:
- the hand is dan's hand
- the hand is phil's hand
now, for most proofs in university math, you are told a true statement, and you must show why it is true using logic rules, definitions, and theorems. but, we do not know which of these statements are true, so we have to find out.
to prove that a statement is true, we must show that it is always true for the situation presented. to show a statement is false, we must present a single instance where the statement is false (also known as a counter example).
a quick not scary math example:
definition: a prime number is only divisible by 1 and itself.
statement: all prime numbers are odd
(this is false, because 2 is a prime number and it is even. you don't even need to check if there's any others, all you need is one single case where it isn't true to disprove it)
so now that we have a little background on proofs and how to prove and disprove them, we go back to our two statements.
the thing with this situation is, one of them must be true (unless you're gung-ho on someone else holding dan's face while phil takes a picture on his phone of dan in his glasses, in which case, i applaud your commitment, but in actuality this proof will cover that option too)
the full statement we have is: dan is touching his face or phil is touching dan's face
now, because this is Real Life and we have a picture where a hand is touching dan's face, we know already that one of these options is true (as mentioned above) but! using symbolic logic you could also come to this conclusion.
this type of statement is an 'or' statement, and if you're curious, you can look into 'truth-tables' and see why, but at least one of the options must be true.
back to the proof at hand (bah-duhm-tss)
okay. now, proofs also must be 'general' in order to mean anything, really. these are statements of truth of the universe, not just for individuals. so, we will prove this generally.
we have 2 people involved, so individual 1 (dan, the owner of the face and potential face toucher) will be labelled as 'D' , and individual 2 (phil, the possible face toucher who does not own the face) will be labelled as 'P'. thus, this can be true for any such D and any such P.
so with our 'or' statement, in order to prove it, we pick one of the options and say that it is not true, and we have to show then that the other is true.
step 1: let's assume this is not P's hand. (assumption)
step 2: thus, it must be D's hand. (what we take from our assumption)
step 3: now, if it is D's hand, we look at what a hand on one's own face is capable of appearing like. (a definition or true fact about step 2)
the position in the given photo shows the hand with a thumb on the cheek, and a finger on the forehead. so, we find an example of a person with their fingers in the same position (or close to) and see if this supports our claim.
consider:
now, with this image, you can clearly see how the subject's right hand has the thumb on the temple and index finger on the top of their head, however, it is a close enough position for our case.
from the view of the camera, the closest finger to the camera is the edge of the pinkie. in fact, it will always be the closest finger to the camera in this position, assuming the subject has all fingers and no additional appendages.
step 4: we now compare this to our photo (we verify if this holds to our claim or contradicts it)
in our photo, the closest appendage to the camera is the edge of the thumb.
step 5: thus, it cannot be the case that D is touching their own face. (what the evidence says)
step 6: as we assumed it was not P's hand and have shown it cannot be D's hand, and as this is an 'or' statement both of these claims cannot be false, we can therefore conclude it must be P's hand. (our conclusion: re-stating the statement and assumptions and conclusion)
step 7: we verify that P is true (optional step but in beginner proofs you generally show why your case works)
to do this, i will show a picture of a person touching another's face, and compare it to our image.
consider:
now, this image is not exactly the same, similar to above. however, P's left thumb is on the cheek, with their index on D's temple. the closest appendage to the camera (if it were in a similar perspective as our original) would be the edge of the thumb.
comparing it to our original:
our comparison holds.
thus, we can conclude that the true claim in this statement is that P must be touching D's face, which, in particular means that:
phil is touching dan's face in the image
thank you for partaking in phannie mathematics. we now know. i am not sorry.
bonus:
phil has a hitchhikers thumb and dan doesn't so why was this necessary at all 🤡
#genuinely might be my magnum opus#please don't be scared of the math there's not numbers if anything it's more logic than what most people would know as math#this was purely for fun. my brain just saw the anatomical options while ive been staring at that photo since we've gotten it#dan looks sooo good in phils glasses and i cant not think about it yknow#dan and phil if you read this. hi. hope you enjoyed the math lesson. loved the video btw. thank you for wdapteo 2023.#also shout out to all my other math major phannies. love you. hope you enjoyed#dnp#c.text#dan and phil#and for the hell of it:#math#mathematics#math proof
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the “this person is doing onlyfans” “we should get a discount” is 1million% about someone who propositioned them for a threesome
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i fully beliebe we got wdapteo 2023 out of peer pressure btw. bullying works and we should keep doing it (but only to dan and phil)
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favorite wdapteo: wdapteo 4 (2023) // dpgdaily's dnpaw - day 3/7
#laughing with tears in my eyes everytime i even think about this lmfao#dnpaw#dnp#dan and phil#phan#daniel howell#dan howell#amazingphil#phil lester#dpgdaily#wdapteo#mine
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dan is never going to let phil live his participation in the weakest link down and honestly? as he should, that shit was fucking hilarious
#every time they put a clip of it into a video i am on the floor#peak comedy#dan and phil#wdapteo 2023#dan howell#phil lester#mine
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that was the worst thing i’ve ever seen (read: that video pulled me from the depths of hell and gave me hot cocoa and a pat on the head. it was better than anything i could have imagined. healing. cleansing. i feel alive. clear skin crops watered grades up etc etc. i can drop out of therapy and stop taking my meds because all of my mental illness is gone (read: that was a joke do not stop therapy or meds without the guidance of a mental health professional). i am seeing the world with rainbows and sunshine for the first time. i can see clearly now loraine is gone (that was a repherence btw). my inner demons have been conquered and i only know joy. i want to skip through a field with flowers in my hair. everything is different for me now (read: nothing is different for me now but let me be delusional))
#dnp#yeet my deet#dan and phil#phan#dan howell#amazingphil#wdapteo 2023#daniel howell#phil lester#yeet my dnp#that was such a perfect video#i’m emo as fuck#yeet my deenp#bog#tmogar
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