#Walmart yodeling kid

[1amby]

Most of y’all think of Loki when Tom Hiddleston is mentioned but recently my mind goes to when he sang the Walmart yodeling kids song in I Saw The Light

[ginervacade]

The urge to write a oneshot with Reggie ( maybe Rulie? 👀 or even PeterPatterlina) and Twang by Mason Ramsay is SO STRONG ( someone come tell me not to do it) ( or encourage me)

[j0elybean]

compilation of these stupid fucking edits i've made so far

i will add more because i will make more

[moominpopzz]

Southern William thinking about Vyncent as he watches him and Cantrip interact pt 2 send tweet

[harlottaluv]

Can I just say how much I love Mason Ramsey’s new song ‘Blue Over You’

Like im kind of a country hater except for some select songs and when I tell you this is the perfect balance of country and classic. I don’t know how to explain it. His voice is so rich like when you go to a bakery and you get a chocolate cupcake and it’s some of the richest chocolate you’ve ever had. That’s this song and his voice. No one can convince me that the song is anything other than a masterpiece.

[officialbillhader]

Everleigh rose labrant was so right when she said "never grow up, never find lover, sparks fly, fifteen, can i get a cruel summer"

[lostcryptids]

the walmart yodeling kid is making really funny videos now

[dumbnotstupidfuck]

the walmart yodeling kid coming in to provide huskerdust 1950s ballad angst in 2024 was not expected but HOLY FUCK

[gutterbaby]

The Hawk Tuah girl is just the yodeling walmart kid after she transitioned

[taahko]

hi its me the walmart yodeling kid. im trapped in your bank account and you need to send me fifteen amazon gift cards so i can make walmort Two

[specialmouse]

Tiktok Simulator

white tiktoker pointing at words above their head with an AI voice meant to sound like a character from helluva boss and this is america by childish gambino playing in the background: Think America Doesn’t Have Culture? Watch This. Part 2

Footage of a powwow

Black gospel choir

Appalachian banjo circle

Barbershop quartet with one white guy

Lunar new year dragon dance but it’s outside of a Chipotle

Another powwow

Some guy breakdancing in Times Square

Biracial gospel choir

Yodeling walmart kid

AI voice coming back in: There is so much more to America than R@cism. We are a diverse country of winners

comments:

@spongebobpussyhair: Why do I feel patriotic rn lmao (14.2k likes)

@Mark108737: This is beautiful (2.3k likes)

(subcomment to Mark): Dude it’s Mark108737

@juicynanana: We are the best country in the world (10.7k likes)

@ontopofitallll: AMERICA #1 🇺🇸 🦅 🦅 🦅 EAT SHIT (22.1k likes)

[arsonist-resurrectionist]

Update: I am still simping for Yung Gravy

okay so hear me out:

Warrant 1: he brought Addison Rae's mom to the VMAs, then when her husband(they're separate but still married) challenged him to a boxing match he was literally like "we're grown as adults, You have one of the most successful daughters in the world, and yet you insist on acting half your age and embarrassing her and your whole family. If we meet in public, don't do something stupid"

Warrant 2: he's collecting all the bras thrown at him at concerts and donating them to charity for the unhoused and matching their value monetarily in donation

Warrant 3: men with long hair that they take care of slap, like please be secure enough in your masculinity to wear your hair long if you like that vibe

Warrant 4: he looks great in a white three piece suit, which is arguably hard to pull off so gives him points

Warrant 5: He likes thicc bitches. I am a thicc bitch. I appreciate the representation in his videos and also it gives me a weird level of hope for an unreachable celebrity. Like oh you like ass? we call me family's ass The Zaharopolous Ass (all capitals) for a reason. You 'don't like your girls too slender'? I gotchu

Warrant 6: he dresses like a funny little man

Warrant 7: he's 6'6" and tall ppl make me feel both safe and incredibly angry which is a good combo

Warrant 8: he's not racist which is literally such a low bar, but like he's a white rapper, the bar is very low, though in his case it will need to high because he's so tall that otherwise he would have difficulty going under it (i am aware that sentence doesn't make sense but i am sleep deprived so i can get away with it i think)(maybe)

update (s):

Warrant 9: he’s good with kids, like when he offered to mentor the walmart yodeling kid

Warrant 10: his first cartoon crush was raven from the teen titans anime and honestly same bro, that girl was my entire childhood, like the chokehold she had in me was insane. So i’m conclusion he has good taste (this should just be a subpoint under 5, and be combined as a good taste point)

[iskierka]

btw i am DEEPLY obsessed with walmart yodeling kid’s new song genuinely so good

[dannythedog]

You mean to tell me that THE YODELING WALMART KID PLAYED COACHELLA THE SAME YEAR AS GRETA

[jennarations]

thank you my darling emy @albonoooo for tagging me! this is a little “get to know the blogger” game :) rules are to answer honestly and tag nine people you would like to learn more about.

last song you listened to:

ok this is slightly embarrassing but Before I Knew It by Mason Ramsey (yes this is yodeling walmart kid). i have no excuses, i just think his little voice was so cute and twang-y!!

what you’re currently watching:

Masters of the Air and True Detective: Night Country! both are absolutely phenomenal and i cannot recommend them enough!!!!

what you’re currently obsessed with:

hmmm. i have no new obsessions really but if i had to pick something i would say student teaching because that’s where all of my energy and focus has been going!!! i just love seeing the students learn and really getting the hang of becoming an educator :) i love my weird little guys, they’re just such funky little individuals and it’s a pleasure watching them grow!

tagging @wanderingblindly @epylonia @amarynas @theory81 @ocontraire @f1-giuki @lattesqueeze @fueledbyremembering @nyoomfruits @monacotrophywife (technically ten people but ella and cisca come as a package so it’s a 2-for-1 deal :))

sorry for double tags if there are any!

[farmlesbians]

unironic dream collab is orville peck and the walmart yodel kid