#Waldorf

[inbarfink]

[lackadaisycal-art]

Next in my muppet art series: Statler and Waldorf star in Fuzzy Face

[muppet-facts]

Muppet Fact #1298

At the Game Awards, Statler and Waldorf booed Geoff Keighley, and heckled him throughout the night. They also made it known they didn't think that DLC should be nominated for Game of the Year.

Source:

Thegameawards. "🔴 The Game Awards 2024: Official 4K Livestream - LIVE TODAY! (7:30p ET/4:30p PT/12:30a GMT)." YouTube, December 12, 2024. https://www.youtube.com/live/LfnUQ-qKsdQ?si=CHTeMcYUp2LI3ve0.

[muppetationalcollectables]

Set of 12 "Muppet Show" buttons produced in 1977 in the UK. They were also sold at the Muppet Stuff store in New York City. The manufacturer is unknown; the only marks on the buttons say, "HA! 1976-77"

[gayelderstourney]

FINAL

Propaganda:

Statler/Waldorf:

is there anything gayer than being a hater with another gay old man. Those two queers have done so much for the lgbt community

Waldorf has a wife, but it's literally just Statler in drag. In the wiki it says "Astoria often wonders why her husband keeps coming to this 'irritating, mindless, incessant nonsense' while he could stay home with her. The only answer from Waldorf was 'no comment.'" And I like to think it's because he gets to go on dates with his boyfriend. Every show they're always heckling the Muppets but end up sitting back in their balcony seat every show, meaning they must have to enjoy it enough to come back. They're, like the kids say, a little tsundere. -"The internet is a completely different culture isn't it." -"You said it. Everything here is immediately followed by sarcastic comments and nasty responses." -"Yup, we're finally where we belong." -"Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!"

They hate everything together

Eda Clawthorne/Raine Whispers:

they were high school sweethearts but ended up going on completely different paths in life; they met again many years later and rekindled their relationship. they led a rebellion against the corrupt government together. eda turns into a harpy and raine’s reaction is pure awe. they’re canonically two of the strongest witches on the boiling isles. also their adopted son is the son of god!

[appleflavoredkitkats]

sesame street sticker designs :3

[unrealmuppet]

A collection!

[bitch4blair]

HOW TO BEHAVE LIKE BLAIR WALDORF.

adopting blair waldorf's demeanor requires confidence, elegance, and a touch of some clever charm. here are five ways that you can start to channel her iconic personality :

confidence

⟢ blair is always self-assured, even in challenging situations. practice good posture, maintain eye contact whilst talking, and speak with clarity. ⟢ fake it till you make it : even if you’re unsure, project confidence to command respect.

be firm but friendly

⟢ blair knows how to get what she wants without being rude. use polite but firm language, and be strategic in your approach. ⟢ be assertive about your goals and values but always maintain poise and tact.

embrace grace and style

⟢ blair is all about carrying herself with confidence, from how she dresses to how she interacts with others. ⟢ pay attention to the little details. whether it’s your outfit, your manners, or the way you handle situations, always aim to leave a good impression.

be ambitious and strategic

⟢ blair is goal-oriented and not afraid to strategize to achieve her dreams. find what you want and create a step-by-step plan to get there. ⟢ think several steps ahead and anticipate obstacles to stay prepared.

balance sass with loyalty

⟢ blair can be witty at times, but she’s also loyal to those she loves. develop quick comebacks and remarks without being mean-spirited. ⟢ show your loved ones that you value them through acts of kindness, but don’t let anyone walk over you.

by demonstrating these traits, you can channel blair’s blend of sophistication, ambition, and charm. and of course, a headband or a signature fashion piece never hurts! as always, love you.

- XOXO, gossip girl.

[rotaryphoam]

even MORE chainsaw muppets? (sorry i just keep thinking about this dumb idea (AU?))

[favcharacterpoll]

ROUND 4 MATCH 25: STATLER & WALDORF VS. SCAR

Statler & Waldorf from the Muppets face Goodtimeswithscar from Third Life. Who do you like more?

Statler & Waldorf:

"i couldn’t submit them separately, that would just be wrong. anyways i love them, and sometimes i relate to them"

"GAY MUPPETS SWEEP"

Scar Propaganda:

"Swindling everyone is always great"

"The best time ever. Scitties. Jellie the cat. Mr Rizz himself. Ect."

"PLEASE THIRD LIFE SCAR IS JUST A LITTLE GUY JUST A LITTLE GUY WHO WANTS TO KEEP HIS SHIRT OFF AND CAUSE DEATH AND DESTRUCTION WITH HIS UNHINGED BESTIE AND HE LOVES WITH ALL HIS HEART HIS LLAMA NAMED PIZZA"

“scar is the server con man. he’s absolutely delightful. he’s got max charisma so he WILL sell you anything and everything. it will be useless but you will buy it anyway, sometime later this week he will also murder you. he tries to run a monopoly on sand whilst living in a giant desert. he sells “reputation points” to people under the promise that he won’t murder them if their scores are high enough (he’s lying), he will burn your precious tree down. he will turn and look to you with the sweetest voice and the most precious smile and declare that he’s going to murder everyone. and he will, you will too. and then he will let you beat him to death at the end of this brutal game. you won but at what cost? then you will jump to your death, because you cannot handle being the lone survivor.”

"VOTE SCAR OR ILL KILL YOU NOW in a chill and fun way tho"

"AWOOGA SCITTES"

"YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO THE GOOD TIMES"

"THAT FUCKING CACTUS CIRCLE"

[gifs-of-puppets]

The Muppet Show (1976-1981)

[mrsgallybloggins]

[toyboxcomix]

Random Old Comic: Dinner and a Show https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2022/07/22/dinner-and-a-show/

[mambo68]

Stairs of Saints.Palosok Square.Sopronbánfalva.

[muppetationalcollectables]

Set of ceramic Muppet Show canisters produced by Sigma Ceramics in the early 1980's.

[gayelderstourney]

OLD MAN YAOI BRACKET ROUND 2

Propaganda:

Heavy/Medic:

They are referred to as boyfriends in an achievement (Beaux and Arrows) and on the official page for the End of the Line sfm it's described as "an action packed cinematic romp full of comedy action, romance action*, drama action, and actioney-type action.", there are no women in the sfm.

pretty sure they're both over 50 judging by some lines in the comic and their appearances (when the medic is asking satan to be put back on earth he says "another 50 years", implying he already lived for 50 years before he died). these two are typically seen together in canon as an unstoppable duo, and they are the KINGS of romanticizing surgery.

Statler/Waldorf:

is there anything gayer than being a hater with another gay old man. Those two queers have done so much for the lgbt community

Waldorf has a wife, but it's literally just Statler in drag. In the wiki it says "Astoria often wonders why her husband keeps coming to this 'irritating, mindless, incessant nonsense' while he could stay home with her. The only answer from Waldorf was 'no comment.'" And I like to think it's because he gets to go on dates with his boyfriend. Every show they're always heckling the Muppets but end up sitting back in their balcony seat every show, meaning they must have to enjoy it enough to come back. They're, like the kids say, a little tsundere. -"The internet is a completely different culture isn't it." -"You said it. Everything here is immediately followed by sarcastic comments and nasty responses." -"Yup, we're finally where we belong." -"Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!"

They hate everything together