#WTF IS ITTTTT

[teddybeartoji]

18: mdni; fem!reader

toji fucking you with his fat tip.... 

laid there under him, you can do nothing more than to just let him toy with you – one of his hands is resting on your hip, rubbing circles into your skin with his thumb while the other on his rock hard cock, pumping it at a leisurely pace. he spreads the precum that leaks from his tip and rubs it all over himself and the simple act has you squirming. his scarred lips are pulled into a smirk and his cheeks are adorned with a deep flush, his green eyes now darker than ever as he tries to burn the scene that’s unfolding in front of him into his memory. 

biting down onto your own finger, you try to be patient but it’s so, so hard when he’s looking at you like that. with that hungry look in his eyes. a bead of sweat trickles down the side of his head but he doesn’t bother to wipe it. there are teeth marks all over his neck, hickeys and lipstick stains all blending together into a beautiful masterpiece for him to admire tomorrow morning. 

“c’mon… ”

he meets your pleading gaze and the corners of his lips pull even further back. he tuts under his breath while sliding his cock between your folds, coating it in your slick and mixing it with his precum. “no manners whatsoever… ”

“please.” 

the speed of your answer makes his chest swell with pride. you wriggle your hips in hopes of convincing him to finally put it in, but all he does is give your thigh a squeeze. 

he doesn’t give you what you want, no matter how sweet you sound.

every little sound that tumbles from your wobbling lip goes straight to his cock and toji realizes that this just might be the hardest he’s ever been. his balls are so fucking full and he can’t wait to fill you up like you deserve, but the sight of you being all disheveled and flustered is way too good for him to just fuck you. he needs to push you a little, he needs to play with you a little. 

pressing your hip back into the mattress, toji leans over your body to place a haste kiss to the corner of your lips and chuckles when you chase after him. cute.

with his hand wrapped around his cock, he lines himself up with the entrance of your sopping cunt and takes a mental picture of your face the second he pushes in an inch. the way your back arches off the bed, the way you crane your head back to give him the perfect view of your neck. clutching onto the sheets below you with one hand, you try to even out your breathing. very fucking cute. 

but he presses in only enough to watch your tight little hole to swallow the tip of his cock. 

no more, no less. 

he groans at the way your cunt around him, all desperate and needy, begging for him to push in further. 

“pl– please… ” he feels your fingers wrapping around his wrist, your nails digging into his skin at the immense pleasure running through your body. “more, toji, more.” 

with a smile, he pulls out. 

your eyes shoot open and you raise your head from the pillow, confusion painted all over your pretty face. toji just laughs, his voice raspier than usual.

“you’re so impatient, hm?”

at his teasing tone, you throw your head back again and puff out your chest with a small pout on your lips. “and you’re so fucking mean.”

toji loves it when you bite back. 

so, he grants you another kiss – this time to the joint of your exposed neck, right to your pulse point. his dick ghosts over your clit when he lowers himself down onto you and you let out a hushed little gasp. you tug at the dark hairs at his nape and lean up into him the second you feel his lips against your skin. 

but continuing on with his ‘mean’ streak, he doesn’t stay there for as long as you’d hoped. whining when he pulls back away, you try to keep him there with you with your arms still hooked around his neck. but you’re too weak, already too fucked out from his mind games and it takes almost no effort for him to escape your grasp. the quiet laugh he lets out makes you want to sulk even more, it makes you want to hide under the covers – there’s a witty remark somewhere on your tongue, still finding its way when toji grabs onto your limp hand and brings it to his mouth, only to teasingly bite at your fingers. 

his hips jerk forward as if they have a mind of their own and his dick twitches almost painfully when he sees you jut out your lip; with your eyebrows scrunched and your eyes low, toji compares you to an angry little kitten. he has to fight the urge to bury you below him again, the desire to kiss you all over so strong that he almost forgets his aching cock and his full balls. 

almost. 

“aw… well, aren’t ya just adorable… ” 

his words come out like a coo and you try to yank your hand out of his grasp but to no avail – he keeps you there, big fingers wrapped tightly around your wrist as he stares at you. it’s hard not to feel shy under his gaze, despite all of the years you’ve spent together, and now he’s not letting you hide away either – completely bare and awaiting, toji can’t help but admire all of you. from your eyes to your neck, from your tits to your now precum coated tummy, he loves everything he’s seeing. he can’t get enough of you— 

of his darling, of his best girl. 

with just one move, toji pushes past your folds again and sinks his leaking tip into the warmth of your cunt once more. you moan in harmony, your voices mingling together as you melt into each other. toji lets your wrist slip from his grasp but he doesn’t let you go entirely – he intertwines your fingers and then rests your linked hands against your middle, smoothly giving himself a bit more leverage to play with you as he wishes while still holding onto you, while still being sweet to you. 

he sucks in a sharp breath when he pulls out and sees your hole clenching around nothing – she weeps for him, she cries for him, pleading for more and more and more. and toji can’t refuse her, he can’t refuse you, so just as before, he pushes in his fat tip and nothing more. 

it’s not enough, but the sensation is something akin to tickling and you can’t ignore the way it’s making you feel. your back arches off the bed again, only for toji to push you back down onto the mattress and there’s this weird pressure growing in your lower tummy even though he’s not even fully in. it feels good and you hate to admit it. you do want more – you want nothing more than for him to just fill you up, to feel his heavy balls against your ass but your thoughts and wishes get all tangled up in your head as he keeps doing it over and over again.

in and out, in and out – toji’s addicted to the way you feel around him. his tip is so fucking sensitive and your tight and warm walls are far from helping him keep his sanity. he listens to you mewl and cry out his name, but he has no intention of stopping this. 

“fuck– ” 

every time he moves, the slick sound coming from where you’re connected reaches your ears and you feel your body burn. it’s filthy, it’s fucking obscene – it’s ridiculous how wet you are from this. you dig your nails into toji’s hand and he raises his gaze from your pussy to look at your face instead. a layer of sheen coats your skin and toji’s tongue darts out to lick over his lips on instinct; 

“does it feel good, baby, hm?” he looks like an animal, feral and hungry, with the way he’s staring at you. grinning widely when you give him a faint nod, he spits down onto your cunt and starts rubbing circles on your clit with his thumb. your eyes roll back into your head and your lips part in a silent moan as the sudden wave of pleasure rips through you. 

it hits you embarrassingly fast and incredibly strong, and toji has to use both of his hands to hold you steady as you squirm under him. his eyes grow wide at the sight of you writhing, amazed that he managed to pull such a reaction with so ‘little’ effort but it’s not like he’s doing any better – as your orgasm takes over your body, you clench around him so hard that toji can’t help but push in another inch. his hips stutter and his teeth sink down into his lips almost hard enough to draw blood. but he doesn’t stop. 

he can’t stop.

so, with the added inch, he fucks you through your high. his thrusts get more desperate, his breathing grows even quicker and he’s left panting like a dog above you. never having let go of your hand, he now presses it into the mattress right next to your head while the other grabs onto your waist – his hold on you is bruising and it feels way too fucking good. 

“wait, toji– i, can’t… ”

suddenly, you feel overwhelmed; with tears brimming at your lash line, you feel the weird band in your stomach tighten and tighten. your words get stuck in your throat as toji sinks further into you, his fat cock bullying its way into your sensitive cunt like it’s made for it. “no– it’s too much!”

toji lets out a breathy chuckle. 

“‘too much’?” he teases while pushing in even deeper. “thought ya wanted more, doll?”

the slick sounds coming from in between you are something out of a porno, filthy and messy, and toji’s obsessed. his own hands shake as he holds himself above you and when he finally feels his thighs ghosting against yours, his lips pull into a wicked grin. 

with one last thrust, toji bottoms out fully and his balls press against your ass just as you dreamed before. you’re sure you can feel him in your fucking lungs and it’s so fucking much. tojo gives your hand a squeeze and rolls his hips into yours before pulling back out and slamming them back down. 

the whole bed shakes under you; the headboard smashes against the wall in the same rhythm as toji pounds into you but you’re already too blissed out to be worrying about the complaints you’ll surely receive in the morning. and it’s not even that he’s fucking you fast – he’s fucking you hard. there’s so much want behind his every move that you’re unable to think about anything else other than him. 

him, him, him—

“look at me.”

your teary eyes meet his dark green ones and your second orgasm comes crashing down on you harder than the last. just like before, it hits you so suddenly that you don’t even have the time to warn him. but toji knew – he knows your body better than you do and he knows exactly what buttons to push and what words to use to have you unraveling under him.

feeling you gush around him a second time is more than enough for toji to finally let himself follow you into that state of pure ecstasy; he drops closer to you and buries his face into the crook of your neck with a loud groan as he paints your insides white.

pumping you full, just like you deserve, his fat balls twitch as toji gives you his all. the remaining energy drains from his tired body as the seconds pass and he doesn’t even try to keep himself up any longer; slumping against you, toji rests almost all of his weight on top of you with a lazy grin on his face. your sweaty bodies stick together, chests rubbing together as you both try to catch your breaths.

craning your neck a little, you press a kiss to toji’s head and mirror his lazy smile when you feel him snaking his arms around your middle. you don't even try to move, knowing that you'll be stuck there under him for a while. not that you'd even want to leave...

why would you when you can listen to your beloved snore right there on top of you like a big bear after fucking your brains out? with your hand in his damp hair, it's easy for him to let his eyes fall shut, his heartbeat calming down as he melts into you.

cute.

[hayaku14]

been listening to lay me down since last night, thinking and crying about kaishin, and earlier today i found a sam smith and ben platt duet version of it and it made it all the more kaishin to me i can't stop listening to it im going so insane maybe i should just make a list of kaishin fics that made me feel like lay me down actually ✋😔

[zarophod]

please tell me other people have played death and taxes and are also as in love with Fate as i am? because i am so in love with Fate.

[choseundead]

if you put how you slaughtered the goblin camp and how you’ll never recruit minthara in the main minthara tag i hope your pc bricks actually

[thegirlwholivesin-delusion]

.....

[liebelesbe]

I love you sitting outside in the sun <3 there are. bugs and birds here :)

[sanchoyo]

🧍🏻 girl help the blood tests came back and I do possibly have pre-hypothyroidism. They want me to come back in 3 months to do another panel just in case bc smth was apparently way way too high 😭 wtf !!

[justyappingaboutmyqueerlife]

Okay so is it just an ace thing to be so disgusted while reading/seeing smut like, I just read smut (I thought it was just a cute short fluffy story (it wasn't)) and I'm just disgusted asf and hate myself like I want to take of my eyes rn

Help

[akirenhell]

Fam, I swear to God, the way you draw John in this AU it's gonna make me act unwise...

"Choke on the fruits of your ambition, and find that it is rotten..."

It's not that I have an issue with JohnxGary per se. It's mainly that I only like it in certain contexts I don't like when it's mutual or "equal". I don't like when it's romantic. I don't like when "normal" canon, best ending John is all lovely dovey with the one who exacerbated his trauma. But what I do love, is when John's the monster. It's my personal headcanon that John is (or was at least prepared to be) the antichrist. And it's only his tenuous, desperate faith in God that's keeping him from becoming that. As we see in Chapter 2's initiation ending, if he loses that faith, he gives himself over to darkness willingly. If he gives up, and embraces the darkness already within his own soul, accepting his role as the antichrist (or whatever he was being prepared for) he becomes worse than Gary. The darkness was already there, he just needed to embrace it. He allows himself to the earthly incarnation of the ultimate evil, and Gary's now terrified of the monster he's created. He's kind of torn between "oh shit what have I done?" and "this is the horniest I've ever been". Either way, he's opened Pandora's box, and now he can't put the horrors back in. So, for me at least, there should always be an imbalance. Whether it's Gary manipulating, twisting and pushing John to give in and lose the last, failing threads of his sanity. Or, it's John, already corrupted (even better if it's due to his own failings, and nothing to do with Gary), and now in control, and far more powerful than anyone ever expected, with Gary now scared (and horny!) for what he's unleashed on the world.

[patrickslittleslut]

all that and i don't even feel better lol

[itsrlymine]

hi, can i be 🥀 anon?

LISTEN i was just scrolling on loass twitter and tell me why i tweeted sum like:

“saying ‘stop checking the 3d’ and ‘don’t get happy when you see movement in the 3d’ is a limiting belief on its own but y’all not ready for that”

and now they’re jumping me over there 💀 but like IDC THAT SHIT IS A LIMITING BELIEF 100%

ppl try to detach from the 3d tewww much, to the point where they’re just giving power back to it all over again and it annoys me like😭 idk am i wrong for this?

your post ab the 3d being real bc I AM REAL just opening my fucking eyes bc you’re RIGHT.

simply bc I AM, all things i do could only ever work in my fucking favor. so DUH!!

imo it’s having a desire in the 4d = having it in the 3d. feeling joy in the 4d = feeling it in the 3d.

the idea that we’re not supposed to feel happy when seeing movement or even when we HAVE it in the 3d bc otherwise we’ll get “attached” is soooo stupid 💀 like bro are you all powerful or NOT? stawppp ittttt

omg 🥀 girl wtf?? should i make a loa twitter again? i had one but i deleted it. anyways you ate and you are fucking correct bc it literally is! you can get happy bc you have what you want no matter what you see!!! it's the same people that tweet to affirm and then TYPE IN ALL CAPS LIKE THIS BC THEY SEE RESULTS IN THE 3D. Like b*tch shut up. they are lowkey the reason why i deleted lmaoo. Send me the tweet tho my love cause you ate. loa twitter can rot lowkey. some ppl on there are cool tho!

[aixeko]

HOLYFUCKINGHAIRNWOW WTFFFFF ELYSIA HELLO WTF MY WIFE MY WIFE HELLOOOOOO???? WTFF SHE'S ALIVE AND WELL SHE'S FUCKING ALIVE AND WELL I'M GONNA CRY I LOVE HSR SO MUCH

SHE FINALLY HAS AN ENG VA TOO IT SOUNDS PERFECT I'M GONNA CRY SHE'S REAL AND ALIVE

"It will be a romantic story like none that has come before-" YES YES YES YEE PLEASE PLEASE I'M ON MY KNEE STAY ALIVE IN JUST ONE UNIVERSE ONE FUCKING UNIVERSE. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. I NEED YOU MY BELOVED. I'M SORRY KAFKA BUT IF YOU DO NOT GET YOUR ASS HOME SHE IS GOING STRAIGHT TO NUMBER 1 IDGAFFFFFF (Lies, Kafka still solos but I love Elysia equally, she's my #1 in hi3) 😭😭

AND KEVIN WTFFFF KEVIN EXPY I'M CALLING ITTTTT

Flame chasers comeback FRR. But I'm scared... Himeko please stay alive too hahahahahahahah....

Sorry for spamming, this is HUGE news. I'M SO FUCKINF MOTIVATED TO WRITE NOW I CANNOT. ELYSIA IS FUCKINF BACK WTCKAOQJQKEBE

[littleplantfreak]

Tysm for tagging me uwu)/

@hvlcy0n @birinboom @hayatoseyepatch

show me your beautiful self this tuesday night 🤍

[currentfications]

Ocean Eyes | Part 1

Pairing: Bada Lee x Producer!Reader

Synopsis: You’re the newest member to Jam Republic Agency’s South Korean branch, starting next week as a music producer. You’ve arrived a few weeks in advance to settle into the area, and was advised by the agency to stop by JustJerk to greet another fellow member, famous choreographer Bada Lee.

Warnings: Swearing

AN: Recently relocated to this blog, hope you enjoy the read!

Previous | Next

Standing in front of the building, you take a deep breath and hope that the heart throb dancer you’ve seen on the dance show is as down to earth as Latrice have previously mentioned. Knowing that they are still filming the final few episodes of Street Women Fighter 2 and the possibility that the team’s schedule is jam packed, you crossed your fingers that you’ve arrived at a good time for a quick hello.

Walking into the reception area, you were greeted by the receptionist and stated your reasons of visit, along with a few administrative details. Once that is completed, you waited in front of the elevator, quickly checking your outfit. You’re wearing a turtleneck and an oversized coat, skirts with an opaque black tights underneath. Almost every inch of your skin was covered, a lesson you’ve learned during your visit to Akanen in Japan - people tend to stare a lot when you have this amount of tattoos, little artwork you’ve collected like stickers all over your body. Then there’s the intimidation factor, where people tend to find you inapprochable; you’ve decided to cover up a little for your first meet up with your agency member.

You noticed a loose shoelace right before the elevator arrived and squat down to lace up your platform boots - a signature piece on you that you never leave home without, a relic you take from your past life in Australia. The elevator dinged and you straightened yourself up to walk in.

The metal doors opened up to seven girls already inside, presumably coming up from the parking lot. Your eyes widen as you recognised the members of BEBE looking back at you, pausing their chatter to give you a polite nod. Initially planning on greeting the group leader in their studio, the sudden encounter took you by surprise. You entered the elevator with the girls and returned the greeting, only to promptly turn around to press on a random floor button. The doors closed and a moment of awkward silence filled the room.

When the elevator next opened up you excused yourself from the situation, “Have a great day lovely ladies,” came out of your mouth as you contemplated between ‘great day’ and ‘lovely day’, you marched down the corridor as the metal door slams behind you, trying to maintain your composure. As soon as the elevator moved on to the other floors you squatted down near the corridor, trying to bury your face from the encounter. You pulled out your phone to text the other Jam Republic dancer for a rant.

Y/N: LATRICE I COULDNT DO ITTTTT

Latrice: Wdym are u still standing in front of the building?

Latrice: Just walk in already u cowardly bitch 🥱

Y/N: I DID

Y/N: b-but they were just in the elevator and it was so cramped and so awkward and I freaked out 😭😭

Latrice: Ma’am are u telling me u were silent the whole elevator ride and followed them to the studio like a creep??

Y/N: What no I’m not an idiot wtf

Y/N: I went to a random floor instead

Latrice: Oh god you dumb cunt, I told u she’s really nice didn I?

Y/N: … yes :(

Y/N: … but they’re like really cute

Y/N: … and I was in an elevator with ALL 7 OF THEM

Y/N: Your honour it’s not my fault that I have problem talking to hot girls in an enclosed space

Latrice: boo, u whore

Y/N: Yes now come pick me up I know you and Kirsten are still in the area

On the other side of the elevator, the group exchanged a look and all started giggling. Your all black attire and looking statue, though did not help to make you any less intimidating, made quite an impression on the dancers. “Who’s that?” Sowoen was the first to break through the giggles. “I think I might’ve had a crush.” The youngest of the group twirled her hair between her fingers.

“Oh wow what about me?” The leader of the group interjected, her supple lips pouty, feigning a look of heartbreak.

Lusher lightly smacked their leader’s shoulder, “No but Sowoen is right, ‘lovely ladies?’ Damn that was smooth.” Tatter nodded and hummed along in agreement.

“Y’all see another tall hot dancer and have forgotten all about me, I see how it is.” Bada complaint and continued to fake-sulk. When the elevator opened up at their floor, your cotton candy perfume dissipated and the tall dancer found herself missing the sweet scent in the air.

Tatter side eyed her leader, “Emphasis on hot dancer, so you agree with our sentiment too huh-” her sentence was cut short by Bada poking her sides. “Attention ladies and gentlemen, Bada Lee has her eye on someone. I repeat, Ms. Lee is checking out someb-” the blonde was again attacked mercilessly by the taller girl.

“Excuse me I think I called first dib?” The youngest of the group protested. “I had eyes on mother first and I’ll fight.”

The group turned to her and all chimed in with disagreement, “Baby girl have you seen her? She’s gonna break your heart. I’ll have her instead.” The fox-eyed dancer added. The team laughed in unison as they got ready for the Performance Battle, putting aside their curiosity for the stranger.

[kazhons]

Aziracrow ship prompts <3

I'M BACK WITH MORE PROMPTS! and separated by categories too. have at it fellas.

Actually canon prompts

this reminds me of Edinburgh and aziraphale holding crowley before he's abducted </3

crowley seeing azi in the pub LMAO

this is how the vinylatte and crowley talk went btw

alpha centauri? (this is my last straw)

this is literally canon. literally the whole plot

post finale 15 crowley:

literally canon wtf

headcanons <3

need this in s3

manifesting these energies for s3 dont mind me

they already get mistaken by a couple. might aswell benefit from it (and hopefully we get Just Go With It 2)

AU prompts

someone pls make an GO au abt this i beg

he turns into a snake and escapes

canon btw they just lost the recordings of when it happened

PLEASEEEE I NEED ITTTTT

this is actually memory wipped aziraphale. and WHAT IF WHAT IF (stay with me) canon crowley huh?

[toasterpiastris]

guys I think I’m allergic to the belgian gran prix bc I have thrown up day of for the past 3 years wtf

I don’t deserve ittttt. anyway overall review of the gp…

gutted for george

proud of oscar and lewis

concerned for checo and the mclaren guy oscar bowled into

proud of charles and his dedication to trying

also max lowkey ate