#WTF IS ITTTTT

[hayaku14]

been listening to lay me down since last night, thinking and crying about kaishin, and earlier today i found a sam smith and ben platt duet version of it and it made it all the more kaishin to me i can't stop listening to it im going so insane maybe i should just make a list of kaishin fics that made me feel like lay me down actually ✋😔

[hakuhub]

cw: rant, sa jokes, implied transphobia

ok so i'm friends with this guy right and he was really nice and funny when we hung out a few times but then sometimes i forget that like.. he's a guy. what i mean by this is we went out to a mall and we passed by a lingerie store and he suddenly said "haha yk how women are like 'it doesnt matter what shes wearing', then why are they wearing stuff like this underneath" and i just felt my heart SINK and he starts laughing and he notices im uncomfortable with it nd whats worse is the fact that he. started using my identity as a guy to make justify his actions?? like??? he started saying stuff like "c'mon ur a guy right? u gotta know what i mean, since you're a guy now" nd uaghhh ick ick ick what.. the fuck...

[zarophod]

please tell me other people have played death and taxes and are also as in love with Fate as i am? because i am so in love with Fate.

[caressthosecheekbones]

ever felt your own pulse in your tongue? it's weird af man

[choseundead]

if you put how you slaughtered the goblin camp and how you’ll never recruit minthara in the main minthara tag i hope your pc bricks actually

[thegirlwholivesin-delusion]

.....

[liebelesbe]

I love you sitting outside in the sun <3 there are. bugs and birds here :)

[sanchoyo]

🧍🏻 girl help the blood tests came back and I do possibly have pre-hypothyroidism. They want me to come back in 3 months to do another panel just in case bc smth was apparently way way too high 😭 wtf !!

[justyappingaboutmyqueerlife]

Okay so is it just an ace thing to be so disgusted while reading/seeing smut like, I just read smut (I thought it was just a cute short fluffy story (it wasn't)) and I'm just disgusted asf and hate myself like I want to take of my eyes rn

Help

[patrickslittleslut]

all that and i don't even feel better lol

[1ocust]

maybe thats why im drawn 2 wrestling i like very petty attitudes & behavior ❤️

[ouroboobos]

if i get this job at the hardware store theyre gonna make me wear pants :(

[currentfications]

Ocean Eyes | Part 1

Pairing: Bada Lee x Producer!Reader

Synopsis: You’re the newest member to Jam Republic Agency’s South Korean branch, starting next week as a music producer. You’ve arrived a few weeks in advance to settle into the area, and was advised by the agency to stop by JustJerk to greet another fellow member, famous choreographer Bada Lee.

Warnings: Swearing

AN: Recently relocated to this blog, hope you enjoy the read!

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Standing in front of the building, you take a deep breath and hope that the heart throb dancer you’ve seen on the dance show is as down to earth as Latrice have previously mentioned. Knowing that they are still filming the final few episodes of Street Women Fighter 2 and the possibility that the team’s schedule is jam packed, you crossed your fingers that you’ve arrived at a good time for a quick hello.

Walking into the reception area, you were greeted by the receptionist and stated your reasons of visit, along with a few administrative details. Once that is completed, you waited in front of the elevator, quickly checking your outfit. You’re wearing a turtleneck and an oversized coat, skirts with an opaque black tights underneath. Almost every inch of your skin was covered, a lesson you’ve learned during your visit to Akanen in Japan - people tend to stare a lot when you have this amount of tattoos, little artwork you’ve collected like stickers all over your body. Then there’s the intimidation factor, where people tend to find you inapprochable; you’ve decided to cover up a little for your first meet up with your agency member.

You noticed a loose shoelace right before the elevator arrived and squat down to lace up your platform boots - a signature piece on you that you never leave home without, a relic you take from your past life in Australia. The elevator dinged and you straightened yourself up to walk in.

The metal doors opened up to seven girls already inside, presumably coming up from the parking lot. Your eyes widen as you recognised the members of BEBE looking back at you, pausing their chatter to give you a polite nod. Initially planning on greeting the group leader in their studio, the sudden encounter took you by surprise. You entered the elevator with the girls and returned the greeting, only to promptly turn around to press on a random floor button. The doors closed and a moment of awkward silence filled the room.

When the elevator next opened up you excused yourself from the situation, “Have a great day lovely ladies,” came out of your mouth as you contemplated between ‘great day’ and ‘lovely day’, you marched down the corridor as the metal door slams behind you, trying to maintain your composure. As soon as the elevator moved on to the other floors you squatted down near the corridor, trying to bury your face from the encounter. You pulled out your phone to text the other Jam Republic dancer for a rant.

Y/N: LATRICE I COULDNT DO ITTTTT

Latrice: Wdym are u still standing in front of the building?

Latrice: Just walk in already u cowardly bitch 🥱

Y/N: I DID

Y/N: b-but they were just in the elevator and it was so cramped and so awkward and I freaked out 😭😭

Latrice: Ma’am are u telling me u were silent the whole elevator ride and followed them to the studio like a creep??

Y/N: What no I’m not an idiot wtf

Y/N: I went to a random floor instead

Latrice: Oh god you dumb cunt, I told u she’s really nice didn I?

Y/N: … yes :(

Y/N: … but they’re like really cute

Y/N: … and I was in an elevator with ALL 7 OF THEM

Y/N: Your honour it’s not my fault that I have problem talking to hot girls in an enclosed space

Latrice: boo, u whore

Y/N: Yes now come pick me up I know you and Kirsten are still in the area

On the other side of the elevator, the group exchanged a look and all started giggling. Your all black attire and looking statue, though did not help to make you any less intimidating, made quite an impression on the dancers. “Who’s that?” Sowoen was the first to break through the giggles. “I think I might’ve had a crush.” The youngest of the group twirled her hair between her fingers.

“Oh wow what about me?” The leader of the group interjected, her supple lips pouty, feigning a look of heartbreak.

Lusher lightly smacked their leader’s shoulder, “No but Sowoen is right, ‘lovely ladies?’ Damn that was smooth.” Tatter nodded and hummed along in agreement.

“Y’all see another tall hot dancer and have forgotten all about me, I see how it is.” Bada complaint and continued to fake-sulk. When the elevator opened up at their floor, your cotton candy perfume dissipated and the tall dancer found herself missing the sweet scent in the air.

Tatter side eyed her leader, “Emphasis on hot dancer, so you agree with our sentiment too huh-” her sentence was cut short by Bada poking her sides. “Attention ladies and gentlemen, Bada Lee has her eye on someone. I repeat, Ms. Lee is checking out someb-” the blonde was again attacked mercilessly by the taller girl.

“Excuse me I think I called first dib?” The youngest of the group protested. “I had eyes on mother first and I’ll fight.”

The group turned to her and all chimed in with disagreement, “Baby girl have you seen her? She’s gonna break your heart. I’ll have her instead.” The fox-eyed dancer added. The team laughed in unison as they got ready for the Performance Battle, putting aside their curiosity for the stranger.

[kazhons]

Aziracrow ship prompts <3

I'M BACK WITH MORE PROMPTS! and separated by categories too. have at it fellas.

Actually canon prompts

this reminds me of Edinburgh and aziraphale holding crowley before he's abducted </3

crowley seeing azi in the pub LMAO

this is how the vinylatte and crowley talk went btw

alpha centauri? (this is my last straw)

this is literally canon. literally the whole plot

post finale 15 crowley:

literally canon wtf

headcanons <3

need this in s3

manifesting these energies for s3 dont mind me

they already get mistaken by a couple. might aswell benefit from it (and hopefully we get Just Go With It 2)

AU prompts

someone pls make an GO au abt this i beg

he turns into a snake and escapes

canon btw they just lost the recordings of when it happened

PLEASEEEE I NEED ITTTTT

this is actually memory wipped aziraphale. and WHAT IF WHAT IF (stay with me) canon crowley huh?

[toasterpiastris]

guys I think I’m allergic to the belgian gran prix bc I have thrown up day of for the past 3 years wtf

I don’t deserve ittttt. anyway overall review of the gp…

gutted for george

proud of oscar and lewis

concerned for checo and the mclaren guy oscar bowled into

proud of charles and his dedication to trying

also max lowkey ate

[phannotfound]

I DEMAND TO KNOW WTF THEY ARE UP TO THEY CANT JUST DROP A QR CODE AND TEXT BEFORE LEGGING IT FOR DAYS WHAT IS ITTTTT??!!!!!!!!

THEY ARE EVIL FOR THIS 😭😭