#WIFEGUY

[thegreatbigdetectivepolll]

FINAL ROUND - THE GREAT BIG DETECTIVE POLL

IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS! Artwork by the amazing @maxenau go check it out !!!

[shiroesuna]

/loveheart critical hit sorry for all the spam today btw I'm just feeling kinda good about tumblr rn so I'm posting my backlog.

[seaside-cave]

Character design assignment for class! We had to make a scientist and a stay at home parent, and I decided they were married… and he was a wifeguy… and she was a morally gray girlboss…. That’s true love baby

[feminempreg]

he wants to use you as a stressball and squeeze you to death.

[kiraleighart]

the trigun reboot is wicked fun for me because vash's new design is so close to my OC alex (who was partially inspired by both 90s vash and knives) that it makes me feel like i'm personally getting fanart

which is extremely stupid but.

look at them:

then read my books so that this makes even more sense.

or don't.

just keep making vash fanart and make it trans and gay so i can bask by-proxy in the glory that is babygirl twiounk guncritter disaster wifeguy friend-to-moms-everywhere badass-idiot energy 😳

[wifeguyfourchenault]

To put rumour to rest, yes, my wife makes an excellent Warrior. Yes she's a tank.

[bossbugkc]

Save the Date

[rhaemaya-valwynn]

@tacogoats

Omg it's him, it's wifeguy!

I called my brother a wifeguy and he was like “what’s that” so I told it’s a man who’s obsessed with his wife, and there was a pause as he went through all 5 stages of grief in about 20 seconds, and then said, “well what do other people do??”

[echav012]

She said I'm like one of the love interests in her books. 💖

[art-crumbs-main]

Fuck it, I'm wifeposting.

I love my gf.

[afanofmanyhats]

the momma's boy to wifeguy pipeline

@expended-metaphor

[urgentkettle]

Gomez Addams- being uxorious as always.

Relentless, perhaps, but never excessive. It is impossible to love your wife excessively. And if that makes him a fool?

this is one of my favorite english words. and what i aim to become.

[armysethos]

Oh to be held lovingly by your giant fish husband <3

[hawkinsbnbg]

Eddie, at his bachelor party: I want my wife :(

Gareth: Dude, this is your bachelor party.

Jeff: Yeah, a few hours without Harrington won’t kill you.

Eddie, taking out his phone to gaze longingly at Steve’s photos: You don't know that :(

[alsoika]

Love playing a wild magic sorcerer and romancing Gale. They're both annoying.

[tazuransi]

mothzilla flirting 🦋🦖🦋🦖