#WHOOO SAID THAT

[evilkaeya]

oh

[captains-price]

What do you call this specific genre of men and why do I want to impregnate them so bad

[godsworstson]

pirate dunn!!

[coffinkissez]

he would not be safe alone with me

[scrollonso]

phone at 93% call me marc marquez (i need that bez pussy)

[godfistgonnalive]

I NEED THAT OLD MAN

[blueberry0409]

YES

if we can fix sirius and regulus’ relationship in aus, can we PLEASE make lily and petunia hug or something im begging

[seneon]

sen you are the skibidi alpha sigma btw

no, i am king

[child-ofdust]

trashdoodles IGNORE the queers in the corner. idk who those are. lol. lol.......looks around Anyways i figured out diavolo's hair i think (unrelated)

[wamiandayne]

webweave star wars so you dont killyourself am i right folks

[azulhood]

Seen a few posts where Superman thinks Danny is his clone.

But what if it was Dan instead of Danny?

Dan doesn't look exactly like Superman so the JL think that Batman and Supes DNA got mixed, the proof is in the matching scowl.

And Dan's like "Well, I've got nothing better to do, so why not? Lets mess with this guy."

The second Dan learns about Connor (and Supe's treatment of him.) it becomes personal.

Goes out of his way to ruin Superman's Day.

Looking awesome while saving the day? Nope, his cape gets wrapped around his head and then that picture gets into papers and every social media platform.

About to hand over thug? Mysterious farting noises.

and so, on so forth.

JL: So we just need some blood for a DNA test.

Dan:...Sure.

Later

Dan: Hey Clockwork you mind messing with some test results for me?

Clockwork: Already done.

Meanwhile Batmans out there trying to be a good dad to his clone son and trying to introduce him to the family while also hoping that Clark doesn't screw anything up.

[sage-lights]

thinking about this and @shesmore-shoebill's posts about amangela constantly bumping arms, but amanda still doesn't pull away. like in that vidcon tiktok where angela keeps accidently hitting amanda's arm with hers. but amanda doesn't flinch or pull away once. and also this. where amanda's arm is pressed under angela's but she doesn't move or even pay attention to it. (also angela making their fishes kiss? crash into each other?). angela has twice (that i can remember) tugged on amanda's arm to play with her apple watch's siri. once straight up without asking (saf fanart stream) (and amanda doesn't actually mind AT ALL that angela's tugging on her like that) (her over the top reaction is fully for the bit). yeah. that's it. they're just so used to being in each other's personal space that this is normal to them. they're just. like this.

[doctor-kaiju]

ur gonna be the "get off my lawn" old guy

you and Hermann arguing more often than normal… trouble in paradise??

if "paradise" is the lab and "trouble" is the grumpiest man in the world

jk this is normal

[gotmyass2marz]

good listener

[akademiyas]

day 22: axe

based off this

[robo-dino-puppy]

horizon forbidden west | aloy 125 /?